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Start here => Games => Topic started by: McGiver on April 11, 2006, 02:17:25 PM
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Jog-a-thon:
Shame om me. when i was 14 years old my bestfriend and i developed a get rich quick scheme.
We held a fake jog-a-thon.
the first thing we did was make up false pledge forms for the local highschool that we didn't attend. this was a difficult task since 22 years ago we only had a typewriter to work with. next we sacked up and went door to door asking for pledges per lap run or one time donations.
this was our spiel:
knock, knock, a wing wong.
hello, my name is so and so and i attend such and such highschool. our spanish class is holding a jog-a-thon to raise money so that we can go to mexico and distribute food and clothing to the orphanges during winter break.
would you like to sponsor me per lap, or would you like to offer a one time donation for this worthy cause?
5 Bucks here and 5 bucks there added up to a nice tidy some of money for an honest days work. ???
and later when we needed some quick funds for a movie , lunch or baseball cards we would simply return to a few homes that made pledges per lap ran.
it is a part of my past. stupid kids, doing adventerous things.
we got caught with the signup sheet, by my mother.
so we each had to tithe 100 bucks to the church.
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it is a part of my past. stupid kids, doing adventerous things.
we got caught with the signup sheet, by my mother.
so we each had to tithe 100 bucks to the church.
Ouch that hurt! I like your mother, though.
My mother was strict like that too. Once I took two toys instead of one after I went to the dentist when I was a kid. My mother saw that I had two toys when we got to the car and she sent me back into the dentist's office alone to apologize and return the toys. The lady tried to tell me I could keep them both, but I knew I could not.
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I can't stand BMW drivers. Why are they always wankers? I have yet to meet one who is not a complete twat - maybe its something to do with the type of person who wants to drive a symbol of crass 80s consumerism...
Favourite BMW joke - Whats the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.... ;D
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I can't stand BMW drivers. Why are they always wankers? I have yet to meet one who is not a complete twat - maybe its something to do with the type of person who wants to drive a symbol of crass 80s consumerism...
Favourite BMW joke - Whats the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has pricks on the outside....? ;D
((out of thread- male-basking BMW joke:? Why do men like BMW's?? They can spell it.))
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My idea of a dream car is one that looks like hell on the outside and is a finely tuned machine on the inside. I want the doors to be rusty and of mismatching color, I want the windows to be dirty, and the hubcaps to be missing. I want unidentifiable but unpleasant smelling things to be chalked all over the car, could be dirt, could be shit, could be blood, could be butter pecan icecream. I want the whole thing scratched, dented, and mangled. But on the inside have excellent handling, gas mileage, and power, and still be able to drive after a roll over at 30 miles an hour. I'd also prefer this car be on the smallish side.
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When i was a kid and my mum was making me a cheese toastie i didnt have the patience for it to be ready and my mum to take it out the grill so with much haste and little planning i put my hands in the oven to get the cheese toastie and burned my hands in the process. The scars are still visible.
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Jog-a-thon:
Shame om me.? when i was 14 years old my bestfriend and i developed a get rich quick scheme.
We held a fake jog-a-thon.
the first thing we did was make up false pledge forms for the local highschool that we didn't attend.? this was a difficult task since 22 years ago we only had a typewriter to work with.? next we sacked up and went door to door asking for pledges per lap run or one time donations.
this was our spiel:
knock, knock, a wing wong.
hello, my name is so and so and i attend such and such highschool.? our spanish class is holding a jog-a-thon to raise money so that we can go to mexico and distribute food and clothing to the orphanges during winter break.
would you like to sponsor me per lap, or would you like to offer a one time donation for this worthy cause?
5 Bucks here and 5 bucks there added up to a nice tidy some of money for an honest days work.? ???
and later when we needed some quick funds for a movie , lunch or baseball cards we would simply return to a few homes that made pledges per lap ran.
it is a part of my past.? stupid kids, doing adventerous things.
we got caught with the signup sheet, by my mother.
so we each had to tithe 100 bucks to the church.
We (me and my brothers) done something similar, selling conkers door to door and saying the proceeds were going to charity though i was younger than that. We also had a stealing run from a friends house that we called "the business" and wed ask each "how's business", meaning what loot (toys or money) did we get from the neighbours house. it came to an end when i stole a musical calculator which my mum heard and then the neighbours noticed was missing.
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we would walk into such and such market with a seeminly full brown paper bag.
go to the candy isle, set the bag down, and stuff it full of goodies when no-one was watching. then we would walk out the door as if we were just window shopping.
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Small time stuff :P, a couple of guys in my class were complaining about the class bully taking their lunch money off of them so i went over to see this guy which he didnt take kindly to so we got into a fight, i kept on decking him but he'd just get up again and again, didnt know how to give up, so i was getting tired and thought that i didnt want this ball of energy to be working against me any longer, so i said that he could keep on taking the lunch money off of his victims as long as he gave me half of it, so he became my goon.
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I have been paid money to pose sitting in another girl's lap for a photo which is now up on the internet.
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can we please get a link?
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can we please get a link?
No, sorry. I'd be fine with posting it here, but the friend whose lap I was sitting in might be a tad miffed.
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I got off with a guy when I was 18, out of curiosity (also, he had a thing for me and was quite attractive, so I thought I'd throw him a bone). It wasn't gross, but I don't particularly want to repeat it either.
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I had an obsession with drains at the tender age of 4. I figured out how the drainnage system for the nursery worked and after infant Ingenuity I ended up flooding out the nursery and causing ?3000 worth of damage. For my 5th birthday someone bought me a drain and my obsession kinda ended after that
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after you get what you want, you don't wan't it anymore.
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i wasn't aware of physical racial differences until i was eleven years old.
i just thought of skin colour the same way that (white) people's skin and hair colour varies from person to person (black people and white / blonde people being at opposite ends of the spectrum). i saw other physical characteristics the same as the way that some people are short, tall, fat, thin etc. even then, i didn't realise that people consider asian people to be racially "different" to white people until i was in my late teens. :-[ sometimes i wish i could go back to when i was ignorant of other people's irrational prejudices.
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i'm part black.
down there.
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could be gangrene
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as a matter of fact 8)
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this is spamming:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=355.0
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i'm part black.
down there.
dear me, mcj - that's a bit of an over-used racial stereotype, isn't it? don't tell me - you're good at dancing, as well? ::)
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i'm part black.
down there.
dear me, mcj - that's a bit of an over-used racial stereotype, isn't it?? don't tell me - you're good at dancing, as well?? ?::)
Maybe it is an over-used stereotype, but ... what the hell!
From Wikipedia - Penis Size (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Race_and_penis_size)
In one study, J. Philippe Rushton, a highly controversial Canadian psychologist, pointed out that: "Penis size also varies moderately across populations, being largest among African populations, smaller among European populations, and smallest among East Asian populations,..."
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According to Family Health International, "The World Health Organization bases its specifications for condom width on consumer preference and penis size, citing three studies. Taken together, the studies show significant variations in penis size within all population groups, but also indicate that men of African descent on average have a slightly wider and longer penis size, Caucasian men have a medium size, and Asian men a slightly narrower and shorter size."
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In one study, J. Philippe Rushton, a highly controversial Canadian psychologist, pointed out that: "Penis size also varies moderately across populations, being largest among African populations, smaller among European populations, and smallest among East Asian populations,..."
so, basically, the size of a penis correlates to the size of the person that it's attached to. jesus, and they actually had to conduct research to find that out?!!
random truth: the first time that i smoked pot was with my father.
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Random truth: Omega's karma suits her right now.
(69)
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I look like a mummy right now because of all the bandaids on my arm from failed attempts to withdraw my blood.
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I once drew dickheads and lipstick on all my sister's boy band pin up posters for a laugh. I laughed. My mate laughed. My sister didn't laugh. I had to pay her. :angel:
It was worth it... and I still find it hilarious now... best fiver I ever spent ;D
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Random truth:? Omega's karma suits her right now.
(69)
random truth: i have never done a "69." :o
I once drew dickheads and lipstick on all my sister's boy band pin up posters for a laugh. I laughed. My mate laughed. My sister didn't laugh. I had to pay her. :angel:
It was worth it... and I still find it hilarious now... best fiver I ever spent ;D
hahaha! i wish i'd done that to my sister's Bros posters! 8)
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random truth: i have never done a "69." :o
random truth: I have.
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random truth
i was born in 69, during the same period of time that the men where on their way to the moon. i was in emergency surgery a few days after my birth (the moment the men put foot on the moon) to have my small intestine repaired.
i had several blockages and couldn't pass my waste. according to one account, they literally had it completely out on a table cutting out the blocked portions and sewing the good portions back together.
the surgery at that time and being just a few days old was likely 80% chance that i wouldn't live.
i had the same surgery last april, but at that time it was a 99% survival rate.
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When I was five years old, I took my grandmother's goldfish out the tank because I wondered why they needed to stay in water. I found out real fast......and got my butt whupped for it.
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When I was five years old, I took my grandmother's goldfish out the tank because I wondered why they needed to stay in water.? I found out real fast......and got my butt whupped for it.
:laugh: you're like the evil little girl from Finding Nemo!
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When I was eight my brother had really pissed me off so I took the hammer off the floor and hit him on the kneecap with it. Then I ran to my room and locked the door. He was older and twice my size at the time.
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random truth: the first time that i smoked pot was with my father.
i recently remembered another drug-related fact about myself: the last time that i smoked pot was with the great-grandson of the famous German composer, Wagner.
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thats Vaugner. J/K.
you know that i love classical music?
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yes, you mentioned it in your Ask Away thread.
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by the way, Wagner's great-grandson (Marcus) isn't musically talented at all. actually, his favourite band is Queen and he used to have an enormous picture of Freddie Mercury on his bedroom wall which, at first glance, i mistook for being Adolf Hitler. :-[ :laugh:
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freddie mercury, IMO, had the greates rock-n-roll voice ever.
what is your favorite music types?
and should we make this your ask away thread or are you going to start one yourself?
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freddie mercury, IMO, had the greates rock-n-roll voice ever.
what is your favorite music types?
and should we make this your ask away thread or are you going to start one yourself?
i'm not sure if i want to do an Ask Away thread (too many secrets to hide!). i think i'll save it as an option for a rainy day.
my favourite type of music is any sort of rock music with scary, shouty female singers: Hole, Jack Off Jill, Babes In Toyland, Skunk Anansie, Pornorphans etc.
i also really like the Pixies, Marilyn Manson, Manic Street Preachers..... that sort of thing. but eighties New Romantic stuff is my guilty pleasure.
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by the way, Wagner's great-grandson (Marcus) isn't musically talented at all. actually, his favourite band is Queen and he used to have an enormous picture of Freddie Mercury on his bedroom wall which, at first glance, i mistook for being Adolf Hitler. :-[ :laugh:
i thought jman's avatar was Freddie Mercury! :-[ :-[ :-[
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yeah looks just like him.
post mortem!
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I have a fear of anything with more than four legs (don't give me that "talk with a cane" sphynx riddle crap, I mean bugs, and if it's supposed to have more than four legs, pulling legs off does not help). I was probably classically conditioned at least two times; when I was really little a swarm of wasps fell (poisoned but not dead) in ym grandomther's living room and I stepped on a few, barefoot, and was stung. Another time, I was being made to stand outside by a fence with the rest of my class for a reason I no longer remember (some discipline during recess) and I only realized I weas in an anthill when I felt pricks on my legs and saw that my entire lower half was covered in little black ants.
Oh, by the way- I am under arial attack in my apartment. I get a couple of wasps every day now. I vaccuum the little bastards when I'm alone and when my boyfriend is here, he gets to play macho man and save the squeamish female. I don't care about blowing my image when there's a wasp, spider, or other freaky bug; I just want the fuckers dead.
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A couple of wasps a day means that there is a nest somewhere nearby. instead of wasting your time each day, find the nest and kill em all.
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Couldn't you just have a nice friendly chat with them over a cup of tea about how you don't appreciate them coming into the house?
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A couple of wasps a day means that there is a nest somewhere nearby.? instead of wasting your time each day, find the nest and kill em all.
I have no means to do anything about the nest. My dad has promised to get in contact with the landlord and get him to take care of it. We'll see if it ever happens.
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ok random truth, well, i have 4 tattoos on various places on my body
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I participate in a permenant holy war on stinging insects.
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jihad.
holy stingers war.
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jihad.
holy stingers war.
And against WASPS!
((I may go to hell for that one.))
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
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jihad.
holy stingers war.
And against WASPS!
((I may go to hell for that one.))
White Anglo Saxon Protestants
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get? After all arousal isn't just physical
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get?? After all arousal isn't just physical
she gives the best advice, yet seems to be talking down to you. i admit though, it should be obvious.
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get? After all arousal isn't just physical
she gives the best advice, yet seems to be talking down to you. i admit though, it should be obvious.
Nah- not talking down- I just noticed a similar response of his on his ask me thread about fetishes- so thought that it was worth mentioning.
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but its just common sense advice.
feel stupid for not thinking it myself.
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I am either losing my mind or beginning to see things more clearly.
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thats pretty deep.
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i am deep
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whats it all mean?
and wipe that toothy grin off your face.
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I don't know. I've got 36 PM's...and most of them are from Fluorescent...I need to clean out my inbox, but it's too damn boring.
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get?? After all arousal isn't just physical
I think he means his experiments usually don't go well.
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get? After all arousal isn't just physical
I think he means his experiments usually don't go well.
I thought from reading his other post that it was that he struggles to climax ???
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get? After all arousal isn't just physical
I think he means his experiments usually don't go well.
Yeah, they always end up as a damp squib. :'( You'd think wanking with copious quantities of deep heat rub would be stimulating, but nope; not really.
That said, I guess if I was really determined and kept trying things, I might hit on something, but it's pretty boring, and it's hard to be motivated when I'm pretty sure I'm not going to feel much. I did go <ahem> shopping recently though, so I'll play around a bit when the package arrives; I'm just not terribly optimisitic about what the effects will be.
I thought from reading his other post that it was that he struggles to climax ???
Yes and no; I can get myself off, with a bit of effort, but only with one very specific technique. With a partner, I struggle not only to climax, but to even have sensation, to the point where I need to visually check if I'm 'in' or not; I seem to take far more physical stimulation to get off than a partner could realistically provide.
I also have issues with arousal when it comes to being with a partner; being with someone just isn't usually much of a turn-on for me. Sometimes I'll be physically aroused, and that's when I last forever, but other times my body doesn't seem to give a damn that someone's sucking my cock or whatever, and I've never felt mentally aroused while with someone; I've always felt pretty disconnected from the whole process.
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the thing that arouses me the second most (the first being the small of a womans back)
would be eating pussy. i can almost ejaculate that way. do you ever try that?
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the thing that arouses me the second most (the first being the small of a womans back)
would be eating pussy. i can almost ejaculate that way. do you ever try that?
Yes, I do that as a matter of course during sex, but it doesn't arouse me; it's just a mechanical action for me, barring what enjoyment I get from seeing the girl have fun, and the satisfaction of a job well done when I get her off from it. It's no more or less arousing than cuddling with them.
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well try getting your tongue as deep as you possibly can in the big hole portion.
and then your nose, with a stealth waggle of the tongue on her anus.
your nose inside the larger hole, beneath the urethra, and a couple quick in-n-outs with your tongue swiping their anus.
i say this because apparantly the vagina puts off some kind of scent which is an aphrodesiac to the males. and if you get your entire nose in there, you will be deluged in the scent of the female.
the couple quick swipes accross the anus is for her amusement. but it must be stealth.
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the couple quick swipes accross the anus is for her amusement. but it must be stealth.
Why?
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because of a womans propensity to deny herself pleasure, because of perception.
ask a woman if you can lick her anus, she will almost always laugh and say no, thats gross.
if you do it stealth then she can enjoy it and pretend that it never happened. i have never met a woman who didn't enjoy it. i have also never met a woman who would agree to it before hand.
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I would like to be more sexually experimentive, but it rarely seems worth the effort given the results I get.
Have you ever considered that being more experimental might actually improve the results you get?? After all arousal isn't just physical
I think he means his experiments usually don't go well.
Yeah, they always end up as a damp squib.? ?:'(? You'd think wanking with copious quantities of deep heat rub would be stimulating, but nope; not really.
That said, I guess if I was really determined and kept trying things, I might hit on something, but it's pretty boring, and it's hard to be motivated when I'm pretty sure I'm not going to feel much.? ?I did go <ahem> shopping recently though, so I'll play around a bit when the package arrives; I'm just not terribly optimisitic about what the effects will be.
I thought from reading his other post that it was that he struggles to climax ???
Yes and no; I can get myself off, with a bit of effort, but only with one very specific technique.? With a partner, I struggle not only to climax, but to even have sensation, to the point where I need to visually check if I'm 'in' or not; I seem to take far more physical stimulation to get off than a partner could realistically provide.?
I also have issues with arousal when it comes to being with a partner; being with someone just isn't usually much of a turn-on for me.? Sometimes I'll be physically aroused, and that's when I last forever, but other times my body doesn't seem to give a damn that someone's sucking my cock or whatever, and I've never felt mentally aroused while with someone; I've always felt pretty disconnected from the whole process.
Why do you have sex so much if you don't actually get to enjoy it?
the thing that arouses me the second most (the first being the small of a womans back)
would be eating pussy. i can almost ejaculate that way. do you ever try that?
Yes, I do that as a matter of course during sex, but it doesn't arouse me; it's just a mechanical action for me, barring what enjoyment I get from seeing the girl have fun, and the satisfaction of a job well done when I get her off from it. It's no more or less arousing than cuddling with them.
I've never seen someone use the word mechanical to describe parts of sex before.
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I always assume everyone is as open to trying things as me, but I guess that there must be people who aren't so I can see where you are coming from with that now. I just had a funny image of you in camouflage stealthily aiming for the anus :)
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actually i do it blindly, no aiming at all and i hope for the best.
the only camouflage is my GI Joe condom
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Why do you have sex so much if you don't actually get to enjoy it?
Well, for one thing, I don't have sex much; I'm pretty happy to go for months at a time without it, however I eventually get lonely, and want some female company; someone I can be close and intimate with, so I seek someone out periodically. Sex helps me get close with people, and you don't get much more intimate than having parts of your body inside someone else. I also have the urge to fuck; the instinct to find things to stick my penis into, and while it's not a terribly strong impulse, it can flare up at times and frustrate me. It's not like fucking actually does a damned thing for me, but I'm driven to do it regardless.
I've never seen someone use the word mechanical to describe parts of sex before.
How about if I describe it as a work of art or a meditative experience? Diddling this, twiddling that; pleasuring someone can be a compliated and tricky business, requiring patience and persistence, and I enjoy the challenge.
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i say this because apparantly the vagina puts off some kind of scent which is an aphrodesiac to the males. and if you get your entire nose in there, you will be deluged in the scent of the female.
Yeah, I know the musk you're talking about, and although I find it vaguely stimulating, it doesn't have a particulalry pronounced effect on me. Maybe I need to up the dose, as you're suggesting?
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because of a womans propensity to deny herself pleasure, because of perception.
ask a woman if you can lick her anus, she will almost always laugh and say no, thats gross.
if you do it stealth then she can enjoy it and pretend that it never happened. i have never met a woman who didn't enjoy it. i have also never met a woman who would agree to it before hand.
So true. Feet too; my ex always got really embarrassed if I gave them a squeeze, but I'm pretty sure it felt nice for her.
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i say this because apparantly the vagina puts off some kind of scent which is an aphrodesiac to the males.? and if you get your entire nose in there, you will be deluged in the scent of the female.
Yeah, I know the musk you're talking about, and although I find it vaguely stimulating, it doesn't have a particulalry pronounced effect on me.? Maybe I need to up the dose, as you're suggesting?
Have you ever been to a doctor because of the problems you have getting off during sex?
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i say this because apparantly the vagina puts off some kind of scent which is an aphrodesiac to the males. and if you get your entire nose in there, you will be deluged in the scent of the female.
Yeah, I know the musk you're talking about, and although I find it vaguely stimulating, it doesn't have a particulalry pronounced effect on me. Maybe I need to up the dose, as you're suggesting?
Have you ever been to a doctor because of the problems you have getting off during sex?
No, but I read up on the medical side of it, and I've found that I have mild erectile dysfunction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction) (physically perfectly functional, but I have intermittent issues with arousal), and delayed ejaculation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_ejaculation) (can't come with a partner, presumably because I'm not aroused enough and they can't provide enough stimulation).
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/ejaculatoryincompetence.htm
RE is the third most common male sexual disorder ? after impotence (erectile dysfunction) (ED or impotence) and premature ejaculation. It is not easy to treat: in a series of cases seen by Delvin and Webber, only 58 per cent were signicantly improved by treatment. All of these successful couples were well-motivated, and willing to persevere with long-term therapy.
This is the current state of the art of treatment for delayed ejaculation:
The commonest method is based on the pioneering work of American experts who have developed behaviourist ways of helping the man to relax and 'let go' when he is with his partner.
Generally, it is the case that the man can reach orgasm by self-masturbation and maybe through love play, but not through intercourse.
So the therapist may encourage the couple to gradually proceed to a situation where the man can ejaculate just outside his partner's vagina, and eventually go on from there to a more 'advanced' situation where he is able to cope with ejaculating inside her.
In a slightly different variety of therapy devised by American experts Masters and Johnson, the couple first go through a period of treatment in which actual sex is 'off limits', but kissing and cuddling are encouraged.
Then they progress to a stage where the woman, sitting astride the man, masturbates him till he reaches orgasm (even if this takes two hours or more). Finally, they move on to a situation in which she lowers herself onto him shortly before he climaxes.
Generally, the object of all therapy is to gradually diffuse the man's anxiety about giving up his 'control' - so that he can climax inside his partner without difficulty.
In one or two of our cases, it has not proved possible to get the man to the stage where he ejaculates inside the vagina ? yet the couple are desperate to have a child. These days, such couples can be helped to conceive by IVF (?test-tube?) techniques.
Since I don't have a partner, my chances of overcoming it seem slim at the moment. I'm kind of hoping I won't need a turky baster in order to have kids. :-\
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3 hours ago I got home. Parked in the ditch in front of the house, and i didn't even take off my seat belt, i just sat there reading a book for 3 hours. After about an hour this white crown victoria kept driving up and down the street slowly. And there was this guy walking down the street who changed all his clothes 3 times and walked back and forth along the street(over the entire 3 hours), and kept glancing back at me when he walked past. I was planning on waving to him on the fourth pass, but i had to feed the animals.
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because of a womans propensity to deny herself pleasure, because of perception.
ask a woman if you can lick her anus, she will almost always laugh and say no, thats gross.
if you do it stealth then she can enjoy it and pretend that it never happened. i have never met a woman who didn't enjoy it. i have also never met a woman who would agree to it before hand.
Have you ever been kicked in the face for it?
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Every time.? The anus has a natural reflex that causes the leg to extend into the others face when stimulated.
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Every time.? The anus has a natural reflex that causes the leg to extend into the others face when stimulated.
I would imagine it also causes a verbal reflex of "what the fuck are you doing?" to be shouted at maximum volume.
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In my experience it results in a really embarassing question: "Uhh... hun, you do know that is my ass right?"
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In my experience it results in a really embarassing question: "Uhh... hun, you do know that is my ass right?"
And what would this experience of yours be, Nomaken? :P
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because of a womans propensity to deny herself pleasure, because of perception.
ask a woman if you can lick her anus, she will almost always laugh and say no, thats gross.
if you do it stealth then she can enjoy it and pretend that it never happened.? i have never met a woman who didn't enjoy it.? i have also never met a woman who would agree to it before hand.
Have you ever been kicked in the face for it?
nope.
you see i give them the opportunity to lie to themselves and/or pretend it never happened. and i can always tell, it puts them one step closer to the point they wish to be.
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I am freaking out. I have a job interview tomorrow at a daycare center. I have to go in for three hours and work with some preschool kids. If I get the job, I will have my first full time job, and it will actually relate to a field I want to go into...I hope I don't mess this up. :-\
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One of the two times i've gotten laid.
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Every time. The anus has a natural reflex that causes the leg to extend into the others face when stimulated.
I would imagine it also causes a verbal reflex of "what the fuck are you doing?" to be shouted at maximum volume.
Perhaps you're right- assuming that everyone has the same sexual preferences as you that is.
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I am freaking out. I have a job interview tomorrow at a daycare center. I have to go in for three hours and work with some preschool kids.? If I get the job, I will have my first full time job, and it will actually relate to a field I want to go into...I hope I don't mess this up.? :-\
deeeep breaths!
count to ten slowly.
all the while, Deeeep breaths.
no need to freak out.
either you get it or you don't.
freaking out won't help your chances.
and good luck!
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I am freaking out. I have a job interview tomorrow at a daycare center. I have to go in for three hours and work with some preschool kids. If I get the job, I will have my first full time job, and it will actually relate to a field I want to go into...I hope I don't mess this up. :-\
Good luck tomorrow. Try to just enjoy the kids. Preschoolers are such an interesting age. They are learning so much all the time.
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Thanks...it turned out ok...I think. They said they'll have one of the directors call me, so I don't know if I got the job or not yet.
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I've noticed that my sex drive has become incredibly low for about 4 or 5 days at a time. And then on the 6th day I can find the most innoculet thing arousing and I can masturbate like 4 times on that day. I'm on the sixth day.
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I've noticed that my sex drive has become incredibly low for about 4 or 5 days at a time. And then on the 6th day I can find the most innoculet thing arousing and I can masturbate like 4 times on that day. I'm on the sixth day.
Please don't tell us if you were typing that last post one-handed :D
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I have more than on (I think) books that I have stolem over the years. ?I kept moving and keeping books from libraries because I had no means to return them.
Save at least one book (I forget what) that I just plain stole from the library at my old Christian school. ?I knew that if the wrong person read it they'd get rid of it for being an evil book (thsi school didn't allow the grapes of wrath to be taught). ?So I more rescued that one than anything else, but it was a consciuos thing. ?Everything else I can't remember when I acquired it, it just kind of happened.
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It is the seventh day now. Opportunity lost. I didn't masturbate at all yesterday, now I gotta wait another 4 or 5 days to go into heat again.
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In 1997 I met Type O Negative when they were signing autographs at Missing Records in Glasgow. I didn't see them play though as me and my brother didn't have tickets. We came home early and watched Phil Kaye on TV.
Interesting.
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i once took a poo while standing and the i sat to pea.
i had declared that day as being backwards day, when i woke up in the morning.
and it would have been a successful day too, it it hadn't been for me missing the bowl with some of the poo.
the only way that i could concieve to clen it backwards was by putting it back in my buttocks. i mean i do have to draw the line somewhere, and besides it wouldn't fit.
ewww
grosss!
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/sexy/Sexe26.gif)
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the only way that i could concieve to clen it backwards was by putting it back in my buttocks. i mean i do have to draw the line somewhere, and besides it wouldn't fit.
How about eating it again as a compromise?
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i tried that but the taste was revolting.
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i tried that but the taste was revolting.
:o
How old were you?
Once I barely kept my little girl from finding out what doggie doo tasted like. She was that age where everything she picked up went straight into her mouth and we were playing on the lawn at our apartment complex. I knew which little doggie did the deed and I left a note on his owner's door, because she should have picked up after her pet.
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On that fated day, McJ, did your nose run and your feet smell?
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When I masturbate, moaning loudly increases my sexual pleasure a lot.
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have you ever tried a finger sized vibrator up your ass, simultaneously?
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While I haven't tried a vibrator, i have tried a finger, and not only did it not make it more enjoyable, it aborted the orgasm entirely and I had to wash my hand like 6 times that day. (I really don't enjoy dealing with that hole.)
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A plug can crerate projectile ejaculations ~? ~? ? ?~? ? ?? ? ~
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I just tied hiro up. ;)
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I just tied hiro up. ;)
Yeap...... but not down.......oh shit...here comes vivi with the ankle cuffs (and a zuchini)
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I slept from 3pm yesterday to 2am this morning...
I have to apply for some more jobs today in case the one I want doesn't hire me... ::)
I'm just wasting time right now. :P
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My brain rarely ever shuts down to humour, I think its an obession.
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Both of the girls I fancy/admire/love/have a crush on, have Louise as their middle name. They are also both the same age.
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Thats cheating, cos its not about you. :P
I have a retch response to Lynda Baron.
(http://www.readingarts.com/Images/event/hexagon/Lynda%20Baron20%20best%20shot%20smile.jpg)
*shudders* urrrrggghh.... she's fucking rancid. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
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I get really turned off by people who use the term 'pussy'.
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PUSSY.....CAT!!!!!
I did that purposefuly.
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I recently had everything I once owned, including my land and home stolen from me.
with the exception of "some personal belongings", and my dog.
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I recently had everything I once owned, including my land and home stolen from me.
with the exception of "some personal belongings", and my dog.
Damn that sucks :(
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PUSSY.....CAT!!!!!
I did that purposefuly.
I see you're in a humourous mood today :)
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When am I not?, Its my obession.
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When am I not?, Its my obession.
Seems like a healthy obsession to me :)
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I recently had everything I once owned, including my land and home stolen from me.
with the exception of "some personal belongings", and my dog.
ever consider writing country music songs?
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This is one reason I am so popular. ?Its really easy for me to do too. ?Maybe I should be a comedian.
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yeahy, im thinking, he'd just have to stand there.
ha ha he he.
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You would be the star though.
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I get really turned on by women who use vulgarity thoughtfully.
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pussy is one of my most favorite words.
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pussy is one of my most favorite words.
I just don't find the word sexy at all, I feel the same way about the word 'dick' too.
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So you don't like it when Dunc says he's going to stick his dick in your pussy? :-\
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So you don't like it when Dunc says he's going to stick his dick in your pussy? :-\
I don't think he has ever used those exact words with me- he's more for action than talk anyway ;)
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Have you ever said to a woman 'I'm going to stick my dick in your pussy' ?
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Can't say I have; there's never been much conversation when that sort of stuff's been going on. It would make a great cyber-sex line though; almost as good as "I toche your boobie".
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Can't say I have; there's never been much conversation when that sort of stuff's been going on. It would make a great cyber-sex line though; almost as good as "I toche your boobie".
pmsl- 'I'm going to stick my dick in your pussy and move it in and out a bit. Then I'm going to cum about 10 minutes before you're ready cos I haven't had sex for 5 years' ::)
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i'm going to cum immediately, probably before my dick even touches your pussy juices, because i havent had sex never, not even once.
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i'm going to cum immediately, probably before my dick even touches your pussy juices, because i havent had sex never, not even once.
This is strange. Whenever I read descriptive posts like that one, I look at the avatar. My brain is confused.
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No its not, you are easily confused.
Just kidding....
Maybe
No serious
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I just donated alot of clothes to the homeless shelter, and it also cleared some space on my floor.
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A plug can crerate projectile ejaculations ~? ~? ? ?~? ? ?? ? ~
i already knew this (from personal experience). >:D
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This lump in my throat that's not going away is making me paranoid.
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swallow
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This lump in my throat that's not going away is making me paranoid.
MAybe your missing happeh?
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This lump in my throat that's not going away is making me paranoid.
MAybe your missing happeh?
Um..no. It's an actual lump. I'm paranoid because it's near the spot that I had the biopsy.
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Um..no. It's an actual lump. I'm paranoid because it's near the spot that I had the biopsy.
I take it your going to get it checked out? Though over 95% of lumps turn out not to be cancer so it looks like the odds are on your side.
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Um..no. It's an actual lump. I'm paranoid because it's near the spot that I had the biopsy.
I take it your going to get it checked out? Though over 95% of lumps turn out not to be cancer so it looks like the odds are on your side.
It was negative the last time, so I'm hoping for the same outcome. I was supposed to already have set up another appointment with the endo(whatever the hell long word it is)weeks ago, but I forgot all about it because of all the crap with my blood.
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Im sure you will be fine Sorceress and you will get the all clear again. As Eamonn says most lumps turn out to be non-cancerous anyway or else something totally unrelated. However do make sure you get it checked out anyways, even if its just to get some peace of mind. :)
Biopsys can be so annoying, i remember when i got my lymphnoid biopsy (lymph nodes in my neck to check for lymphoma), they accidently hit a salivary gland then a blood vessel and had to repeat the biopsy again a week later until they eventually got some cells. I still have a lump just right next to where they took the biopsy funnily enough.
How long ago was your last biopsy and how near is the lump to that location?
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Im sure you will be fine Sorceress and you will get the all clear again. As Eamonn says most lumps turn out to be non-cancerous anyway or else something totally unrelated. However do make sure you get it checked out anyways, even if its just to get some peace of mind. :)
Biopsys can be so annoying, i remember when i got my lymphnoid biopsy (lymph nodes in my neck to check for lymphoma), they accidently hit a salivary gland then a blood vessel and had to repeat the biopsy again a week later until they eventually got some cells. I still have a lump just right next to where they took the biopsy funnily enough.
How long ago was your last biopsy and how near is the lump to that location?
Did they use an ultrasound macine when they did your biopsy? They did for me and I didn't have too many problems. I had my biopsy done in February. Unfortunately, the hospitals around here can only do one or two ultrasounds a day, so I have to schedule at least a month in advance.
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They did 2 lots of biopsys, it was a bit akward due to the area etc then the third time they gave me an ultrasound on the area whilst they waited for the results of the latest biopsy.
Yeah getting an appointment for an ultrasound scan here can be a bit of a wait too, however nothing to do with an ultrasound limit at the hospital, its more a case of the amount of patients waiting to get them.
Good luck with getting an appointment. Im sure all will be well :)
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I had a liver biosys 9 years ago
need to have a tooth pulled soon
all I have to do is remember the biopsys, and the tooth ache almost completely goes away.
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I'm post-whoring right now.
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I am whoring post rught now
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My tooth is starting to hurt now.
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i am at my best when the clock strikes 12 midnight!
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That's in two minutes, your time.
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i know, have fun stalking me.
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I outlasted McJagger tonight.
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I outlasted McJagger tonight.
I bet that's not too hard to do in real life.
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Oooh. Pwn3d.
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Hibakusha has a man-crush on another member. 8)
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What the hell is a man-crush? Is that like a man-purse?
Random truth: I run the dishwasher twice a day and I'm fucking tired of it. Whoops - I LOVE my dishwasher. Shouldn't complain. Bad girl.
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What the hell is a man-crush? Is that like a man-purse?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Man+Crush&defid=584425
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Damn, Hibakusha, that's like twice you've had to link to dictionaries so I could understand your posts. WTF??? I am actually educated, and probably older than you too. Sigh. No wonder I lose at Scrabble online.
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I hear that things are being straightened out
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I am here.
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I am here.
true, and very random. :P :laugh:
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What the hell is a man-crush? Is that like a man-purse?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Man+Crush&defid=584425
Why has it become in-fashion to refer to things as "man-tits", "man-purses", man-flesh", ect.?
Oh, random fact, I love words....but hate to talk.
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I do not like to talk either.
So instead of explaining how though I am a straight male, I have on occasion found certain individuals of the same sex somewhat intellectually attractive, whether it be from identifying, fantasizing, craving, curiosity or just plain good old selfish hunger. Truth is, all people have a spirit, when I see something I like, I want more of it. It is a rare occasion for me to identify or even get along with other males, which is why I find it an unusual random occurrence.
I just say Man-Crush instead.
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I cannot sit at the computer for more than 10 minutes before my groin starts aching.
It appears I have strained some pelvic musculature from (drumroll...) tiling our shower last weekend. How silly of my body. Am headed back to bed and my heating pad. Hope to be back in shape soon, though, and raring to go.
Feel free to make jokes in my absence...
>:D :o ::) :'(
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Feel free to make jokes in my absence...
>:D :o ::) :'(
I am new at this, but does't permission take the fun out of it ???
>:D
Hope ya get weller soon.
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I am a chatterbox!!!!! I am the chatroom flooder!!!!!
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You asked for it, so....... I HAVE A SECRET!
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I cannot sit at the computer for more than 10 minutes before my groin starts aching.
It appears I have strained some pelvic musculature from (drumroll...) tiling our shower last weekend. How silly of my body. Am headed back to bed and my heating pad. Hope to be back in shape soon, though, and raring to go.
Feel free to make jokes in my absence...
>:D :o ::) :'(
So it's not because your husband has a huge cock?
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tilting the shower...
head, i imagine.
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no no no
she said she was laying
ain'y yeh ever gotta laying cramp
or have ever pulled your laying muscle
give the rookie a break, you big meanie weenie
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When I was 17, I was in a boat that capsized, and was rescued by the Coast Guard. The whole time I was treading water, my father was telling me about the sharks. Now I am afraid of sharks.
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when i was very young i used to count the number of letters of the ingredients on the back of shampoo bottles.
some words had up to 28 letters.
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when i was very young i used to count the number of letters of the ingredients on the back of shampoo bottles.
some words had up to 28 letters.
snap
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the top of my left ear is my only stimming item
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maybe you have a parasite.
like in the wrath of khan.
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I am Kahn, the parasite of wrath
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I am Kahn, the parasite of wrath
now were getting somewhere.
the first step to recovery is admitting thqt you have a problem
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i am the world's most utterly uninteresting person :(
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but the mystery you create makes me wanting more.
will you start an ask away thread?
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i am the world's most utterly uninteresting person :(
your not "uninteresting"
your a "tune in resting"
:)
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my favorite TV show is no longer 24.
i am addicted to Naruto, on the cartoon network.
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24 is no longer my favorite TV show either
it's my favorite box set
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try a few episodes of naruto.
most of the show stays within the thoughts of the characters, rather than actual dialogue.
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I really mis the bugs bunny road runner hour
BEEEP BEEEEP
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i had a tooth extracted today.
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i called up and voted for benji, for the tv show: so you think you can dance
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Under my evil demeanor, I'm a softy. When I know someone is in pain I act like a goofball and try to distract them.
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My mother made up my first name, and it's unusual enough that I've never met anyone with the same name. As if I really needed a reason to feel even more of an oddity as a kid.
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The name I go by is my middle name.
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My favorite course in college was, ironically, a business dept. class in "small groups".
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my whole name in real life is my taken name, all of which i devised myself (it's not english), and it's my legal name.
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What is a "taken" name?
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not the one given to me at birth.
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i am a sucker for the underdog.
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I just paid my car registration today - it was due in March.
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I almost without exception identify with the non-humans in movies and books.
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I just paid my car registration today - it was due in March.
LOL, on this one.
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I hacked a hunk of bananas with a machete today.
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I'm in the chatroom now if anyone wants to join. I'm gonna linger there for a bit.
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I'm drinking a mike-a-rita right now. ;D
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I am drinking herbal tea Myself. :angel:
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omg you're fluorescent!
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omg you're fluorescent!
No God broke the mold when fluorescent came into this world. :)
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I'm drinking a mike-a-rita right now. ;D
is this a mikes hard lemonade, blended?
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I once grew birdseed in a sandbox. I was really little. My mom and grandmother were floored.
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I've done a somersault twice in my life; once from actually trying to do one, which resulted in me landing hard on my back, and two days ago, when I tripped on a rock while running and landed on my back in a patch of brambles.
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hey peter, got any pictures?
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hey peter, got any pictures?
Of me extracting myself from a bramble patch? I don't really tend to take my camera with me when I go for a run through the woods. :-\
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i want the wounds.
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There's nothing remarkable to see; I escaped unharmed except for a very few exceedingly superficial scratches. I was fortunate that the brambles were quite young, and hadn't developed particularly large or hard thorns, and had fairly pliant stems. It was actually a good thing that they were there, since the slope I landed on was quite steep, and I might have rolled down it until I hit a tree if the brambles hadn't caught me, and they cushioned the impact too. Landing on the path would have been a lot worse; it was packed with protruding sharp rocks, which is why I tripped in the first place.
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did i ever tell you aboput mike morales?
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did i ever tell you aboput mike morales?
Not that I recall, but I get the feeling you're about to.
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not if you don't want to.
its about hiking and running.
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not if you don't want to.
its about hiking and running.
I want you to. Go on.
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i was in the 7th grade.
it was a friday and some of the kids were going on a hiking trip in the local mountains. they had their back packs packed, and where raring to go. i on the other hand was headed to my carpool to go home. when i ran into mike (on accident). he said something to me, and since i was a hot headed ADD kid i replied, "you are a pathetic piece of shit, you fucking fucker. go die."
anyways that turned into a tragic weekend. one of the kids (mike morales, to be specific) tripped and fell off a cliff and died.
i have thought from that moment on that i was cursed. since that time, there have been several people in my life who have died in freaky accidents. people who, most notably, have either hurt me or crossed my path in a negative way.
i have not been involved physically in any of these deaths, nor have i been anywhere in the vacinity.
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daan daan daaaaa.... :o
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daan daan daaaaa.... :o
just don't piss me off.
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i was very, very nearly a thalidomide baby - my mother actually had the tablet in her hand, then changed her mind.
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tha·lid·o·mide [ thə lÃddə md ]
noun
Definition:
sedative causing physical defects: a synthetic drug found to cause physical malformations in fetuses when taken by pregnant women. Use: formerly, sedative and hypnotic.
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well, i was going to put "victim of thalidomide", but that rather makes people affected by the drug out to be pathetic creatures, so i didn't.
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I called Alien Ant Farm 'a set of fucking dorks' once, having failed to recognise them. I think my poiint was valid, in hindsight. ;D
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i nearly got into massive trouble when i was working security at leicester poly, cos i wouldn't let a couple of american arrogant arseholes backstage at a Stray Cats gig. turns out, they were the band, acting extremely cuntishly. should've worn their ID cards/backstage passes, i said.
i won. :D :angel: :police:
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there must have been a rumble in brighton that night.
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you what?
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I'm headed up north tomorrow or the day after, and hope not to be back for 3-5 days.
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I'm drinking a mike-a-rita right now. ;D
is this a mikes hard lemonade, blended?
It's a margarita made by the same people.
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I'm headed up north tomorrow or the day after, and hope not to be back for 3-5 days.
i heard that only sheep and queers go up north. now who's your daaaaaaady.
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Don't believe everything soft southern puffs tell you. It's grim oop north. :P
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really flavourful food always makes me bite my tongue
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I'm getting a tattoo
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baby's getting a tattoo of my name... :o
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I'm headed up north tomorrow or the day after, and hope not to be back for 3-5 days.
i heard that only sheep and queers go up north. now who's your daaaaaaady.
Surprisingly, 'up north' is crawling with really hot french girls these days. Apparently they're all trying to escape the heat down there.
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Where I live, white people are the minority.
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where i live, white people are the minority, also.
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One day, before I hit puberty, I masturbated in class. It was very difficult.
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One day, before I hit puberty, I masturbated in class. It was very difficult.
What did you do with your cum?
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Before i hit puberty i didn't produce an ejaculate when i came. I also had orgasms a shit load better. Felt them all up and down my body and lasted for 10+ seconds.
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Mine always last more than 10 seconds. Speaking of orgasms, I can have them from nipple stimulation.
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Mine last 1-2 seconds, and are usually quite unremarkable.
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i was once laying on my back with the lady on top, riding me like a cowboy would a rodeo horse.
when i came, she pulled off and my semen hit the cieling.
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Will not tell :o
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obviously flo, you live in rhode island, and you went to the beach with someone today.
the other girl lives in the mid west. i would take the chunky girl if i were you and force feed her some ginsing.
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i was once laying on my back with the lady on top, riding me like a cowboy would a rodeo horse.
when i came, she pulled off and my semen hit the cieling.
No shit. And thus porn stars are made.
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I will be starting grad school in less than 3 weeks. Woo hoo!
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i just bought fries.
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I saved a toad from being buried in a drain yesterday.
It's at the hospice garden now.
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i tossed the fries in the oven and will soon post in the whatcha eating thread.
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I really really really really really reaaallyy want a cig. Please? :'(
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i'd give you mine. i should quit, my body's not digging cigs anymore i just smoke out of habit and it feels crap :-\.
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I really really really really really reaaallyy want a cig. Please? :'(
you can have one if your really want one, pet. just remember that you're choosing not to have one. that's "all".
be strong, dunc - be turf.
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Not feeling it any more. I forgot how interesting these were - and not a trace of a craving. wooyay.
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you mean it went away? yay i love when a craving passes without me giving into it. especially with food. :P
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nah, i smothered it with happy pills. wooyay.
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Not feeling it any more. I forgot how interesting these were - and not a trace of a craving. wooyay.
please tell me the name of your little helper.
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Not feeling it any more. I forgot how interesting these were - and not a trace of a craving. wooyay.
please tell me the name of your little helper.
tramadol. i got prescribed them after a trapped nerve in my back a while ago, and remembered them this afternoon. Just what the doctor ordered, very nice - not one for regular use sadly, or I'll be replacing one jones with another. :'(
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are they like vicodine
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maybe i should have kids and move to the 50s. then i'd get me a ton of mama's little helpers. ;D
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are they like vicodine
related.
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was it vicodin that was a weak opiate? something was like a weak opiate and it was like to opiates like coffee is to speed. as in weakassshit. ;D
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are they like vicodine
related.
last year, after my surgery, my doctor prescribed me 100 count of something similar to vicodin. it was a red pill.
i ended up giving about 80 of them away.
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was it vicodin that was a weak opiate? something was like a weak opiate and it was like to opiates like coffee is to speed. as in weakassshit. ;D
no idea. this is rather nice though. apparently tramadol is a synthetic analogue to codeine - its similar to codeine, but less drowsy feeling. judging by tonight it seems to go nice with a little draw for a synergistic blissed out feel, but doesnt mix well with alcohol I've read. ;D
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another thing i remember, vaguely:
after my surgery they gave me this morphine drip. i remember that it wa like a three day dream. they gave me a button and everything. i was in heaven.
my wife said that once, when i came to, she was there and said, "how are you doing, honey?" i responded with click, click, click of my precious button.
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wooww morphine sounds awamzing.
codeine was what i meant btw, codeine to opiates like coffee is to speed.
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its great having solid insurance.
they deny you NOTHING.
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good to know :)
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I'm an angelic transvestite.
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what are you on, exactly, trav?
:laugh:
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what are you on, exactly, trav?
:laugh:
Stairway to Heaven, baby.
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and that song is banned from being played by wannabes in guitar shops all over the country (along with "streets of london", unsurprisingly). or was - i expect it's been replaced by some other clichéd number by now.
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and that song is banned from being played by wannabes in guitar shops all over the country (along with "streets of london", unsurprisingly). or was - i expect it's been replaced by some other clichéd number by now.
streets of london deserves to be banned from being played anywhere, by anyone, ever. as does 'agadoo', but you can't have everything...
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don't get me on my "should be banned" list. >:(
however, a fascinating truth about me is that i've NEVER done that fucking irritating dance to "oops upside your head". or the "macarena". or, especially, "saturday night". bloody amazing, i'd call that. :o
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I assume you don't often go in crap nightclubs when you're very, very drunk, then...
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"go" somewhere? is this as in "go out"? erm, hello?
mind you, i used to go out. and i actually went to some clubs (college type discos, when i were a nipper) which played the first one, and i STILL managed to avoid the cred suicide of Doing That Dance. a will of iron, me. ;D
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angelic transvestite. cool. somehow that's the image i got from your name. :laugh:
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I went to NYC today. It was fun. I figured out why I can tolerate all the people while so many aspies can't: I get lost in my own thoughts and pretend they're not there. ;D
Too many aspies like the damn country. The country is boring. I like big cities.
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i have always loved to people watch, its the people association thing that gets me down.
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is that because you feel to be an entity and an observer rather than a particle and a participant?
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I love to "people watch" people that I see on a daily basis, but the amount of people in the big apple is overwhelming.
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you went to NYC? that's pretty cool. i like smaller cities.
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I don't care where the city is, as long as it rains constantly and has high winds.
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i love rain.
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It isn't the greatest thing to drive through but feeling high wings on your car is nifty, and listening to it howl outside is soothing.
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i once went on the rollercoaster when it rained. it was great.
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I agree. Rain is awesome. I love that episode of The Munsters where the wife (I forget what her name was on the show) opens the window and it's pouring outside and she says, "Oh what a beautiful day."
(I'm always associating things that happen or things that people say with quotes from movies or television shows that I've seen...certain things can spark my memory of quotes I heard years and years ago, but probably would have forgotten if someone hadn't said anything.)
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people are interresting to observe (their behaviours), however, i am completely bored in a face to face conversation.
i took a several week roadtrip when i was 21, with my girlfriend at the time, accross country.
neworleans, florida, dc, up to buffalo and canada, then staying for a week in NYC. its an amazing place to observe people and how the interact with each other ( or not interact with each other)...
the greates part was, that nobody gave anybody else eye contact.
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I love that episode of The Munsters where the wife (I forget what her name was on the show) opens the window and it's pouring outside and she says, "Oh what a beautiful day."
Lily. ;D
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I am a man in South Dakota. ;D
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I've made it into the top ten posters for the second time (that I've seen). We'll see how long this lasts.
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I've made it into the top ten posters for the second time (that I've seen). We'll see how long this lasts.
Good for You. ;D
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(I'm always associating things that happen or things that people say with quotes from movies or television shows that I've seen...certain things can spark my memory of quotes I heard years and years ago, but probably would have forgotten if someone hadn't said anything.)
totally. i do that too. :) :laugh:
i want it to rain on my wedding day. 8)
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(I'm always associating things that happen or things that people say with quotes from movies or television shows that I've seen...certain things can spark my memory of quotes I heard years and years ago, but probably would have forgotten if someone hadn't said anything.)
totally. i do that too. :) :laugh:
i want it to rain on my wedding day. 8)
Because of the Alanis Morrisette song? Now it's stuck in my head. :-\
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now isn't that ironic. doncha think?
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a little too ironic
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A lot of things are ironic. I even in the chat room hold a conversation with Myself. ::) :o ;D
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that's not ironic, that's either lonely or schizoid.
alanis morrissette - best line = "and every time i scratch my nails down someone else's back, i hope you feel it."
that was my answering machine message for a few days, once. >:D
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lol not because of the song. though i love that song...
i want it to rain cuz rain is beautiful... a rainy or rainy and gloomy day is a beautiful day. sunshine bores me.
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That is is is isn't not irony for Us all in the end for Us all to believe in irony is it not?
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I'm bummed cuz I found out today that the PhD program I was hoping to get into is almost impossible to get into. Requires a minimum GPA of 3.8 in master's work, among other things.
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i'm sorry triste :(
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I'm bummed cuz I found out today that the PhD program I was hoping to get into is almost impossible to get into. Requires a minimum GPA of 3.8 in master's work, among other things.
zebra bastard. thats a tall order. :(
I haven't had a cig in almost a week. yays.
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I'm bummed cuz I found out today that the PhD program I was hoping to get into is almost impossible to get into. Requires a minimum GPA of 3.8 in master's work, among other things.
shite. that's a pisser, triste. :(
I haven't had a cig in almost a week. yays.
bloody well done, bruv! that's fab - believe me, i know it is! ;)
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I don't know what order the months come in or what seasons the months are in, I don't know how many days are in a month, I often forget what order the days come in, and how many days or weeks are in a year. I don't know anything about daylight savings time except my clock is often wrong by an hour because of it.
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I don't know what order the months come in or what seasons the months are in, I don't know how many days are in a month, I often forget what order the days come in, and how many days or weeks are in a year. I don't know anything about daylight savings time except my clock is often wrong by an hour because of it.
I don't know how you can do it. I'd be a nervous wreck. I love cell phones for the sole reason that they have the exact time, and I set all my clocks and watches to it.
We got two chickens last week and one crossed the road because the dog chased it. Stupid, but it's the truth.
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In 1st grade they made a priority of showing us the days and weeks of the year and seasons and stuff. I asked one question: "So this stuff is written down somewhere?" And she told me, "Yes, it is called a calendar." And i immediately stopped paying attention.
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lmao. +1 you were a smart kid. :laugh:
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I haven't had a cig in almost a week. yays.
The worst part is over. Good work! The only thing you need to remember now is that it all starts again if you smoke one.
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I haven't had a cig in almost a week. yays.
The worst part is over. Good work! The only thing you need to remember now is that it all starts again if you smoke one.
oh aye. the main thing keeping me not smoking (other than misused pharmaceuticals and anything that doesnt run away when I go to eat it) is how shit stopping is, and I'm fucked if I'm doing it all over again. >:(
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I aways just cold turkey it Myself.
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I am not always bouncy and happily playful, and I'm not always feeling high and powerful and invincible. But I make a point to not tell anyone on the forums or in the chat room when I am not feeling so good, because I don't want to depress anyone else.
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I haven't had a cig in almost a week. yays.
The worst part is over. Good work! The only thing you need to remember now is that it all starts again if you smoke one.
oh aye. the main thing keeping me not smoking (other than misused pharmaceuticals and anything that doesnt run away when I go to eat it) is how shit stopping is, and I'm fucked if I'm doing it all over again. >:(
Like I said, good work! +1 for encouragement.
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I am not always bouncy and happily playful, and I'm not always feeling high and powerful and invincible. But I make a point to not tell anyone on the forums or in the chat room when I am not feeling so good, because I don't want to depress anyone else.
Good for you. It has taken me decades to figure this out.
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I am not always bouncy and happily playful, and I'm not always feeling high and powerful and invincible. But I make a point to not tell anyone on the forums or in the chat room when I am not feeling so good, because I don't want to depress anyone else.
That is very good Nomaken We all could yet learn a thing or to about depression I have in My Life not to depress others too.
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I don't want to discourage you guys from bitching when you feel low, because getting a sympathetic shoulder after bitching is quite a treat. Even despite the threat of a possible unsympathetic response. I just don't do it because I personally don't like putting the pressure on others to be sympathetic.
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Nomaken, your compassion is refreshing.
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I want to hug Nomaken now.
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I want to hug Nomaken and QC.
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i rarely want to hug anyone. >:D
but then, when i find someone i DO wnt to hug... double >:D
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::hugs thread:: :P
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Just get the fuck away from me, you hear! No hugging! :police:
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/flips off safety catch...
"go on, hugger - make my day..."
(this - or something v similar - has actually happened. i knocked the stupid bitch flying. and no-one told me off).
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Nobody hugs Me. :'(
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Nobody hugs Me. :'(
That's because you smell like your farts.
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Nobody hugs Me. :'(
Poor Kevv (http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/5.gif)
when you're feeling lonely and huggiless, stretch your arms out and do this:
(http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/4.gif)
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Nobody hugs Me. :'(
Poor Kevv (http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/5.gif)
when you're feeling lonely and huggiless, stretch your arms out and do this:
(http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/4.gif)
Thanks MillaPill ;D
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i lum dat emo, berry, berry much.
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I want to hug Nomaken and QC.
I would also like to hug Triste. :)
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i think a nomaken and QC cuddle session would be nice.
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i'm going to be sick, any minute n(http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
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ipecac?
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no: schmaltz.
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I am currently researching my hip-hop mix; stay tuned. there's gonna be some old school in this one... 8)
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I am currently researching my hip-hop mix; stay tuned. there's gonna be some old school in this one... 8)
yippie!
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ipecac is bad shite. unless you wanna die while chucking the cheese you better not drink ipecac. :P
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caster oil helps induce labor.
so i hear.
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*wonders how far along McJagger's wife is in her pregnancy
*wonders if castor oil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castor_oil) might have traces of ricin and hurt the baby
*thinks castor oil is a bad idea and sex is a better one
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*thinks castor oil is a bad idea and sex is a better one
Or one of these, if you can't find someone to oblige:
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I am currently researching my hip-hop mix; stay tuned. there's gonna be some old school in this one... 8)
yippie!
should be uploaded later this evening; needs encoding then it'll be up. yay.
*caution: may cause embarassing outbreaks of breakdancing
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Peter that looks nasty. :laugh:
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Peter that looks nasty. :laugh:
Quick, bend over so we can hide it!
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I am currently researching my hip-hop mix; stay tuned. there's gonna be some old school in this one... 8)
yippie!
should be uploaded later this evening; needs encoding then it'll be up. yay.
*caution: may cause embarassing outbreaks of breakdancing
i will pop dance if i like.
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Packed a peck of passionfruit today.
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i forgot my Wronged password and am too lazy to find out how to fix the password situation.
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Peter that looks nasty. :laugh:
Quick, bend over so we can hide it!
You duurrrtttyy fucker.
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he deserves plus one don't he? ;D
unfort. i'll have to wait an hour due to already crediting his brill. :P
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Anywho, it's random truth time: I'm fascinated by monsters.
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i am by skeletons.
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Okay, monster fascination time:
Two-head demon from SoV:
(http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/genesis/sov/images/walkthroughpics/stow/Stow_8.jpg)
R-Type Bydos: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thundercross.freeserve.co.uk/images/rtype/rtype_8b.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.thundercross.freeserve.co.uk/html/rtype_lg.htm&h=256&w=384&sz=18&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=oXcnCUidzScAxM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbydo%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
Legion from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night:
(http://castlevania.classicgaming.gamespy.com/Images/bosses/GRANFAL.png)
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pretty skulls! ;D
that makes me wanna play D00M
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pretty skulls! ;D
that makes me wanna play D00M
That boss monster took the appearance of a little girl who resides in a cave. That character/monster used to give me nightmares when I was a kid.
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Chucky used to stalk me with a big knife. especially when i was in the kitchen, he'd lurk behind the door.
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i really, really like soft dried prunes.
mmmmmm...
:D
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There's the answer to the dieting dilemma - eat foods that purge you softly and naturally. ;)
Do you have cherry essence prunes available? Thinking about them makes my mouth water.
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There's the answer to the dieting dilemma - eat foods that purge you softly and naturally. ;)
Do you have cherry essence prunes available? Thinking about them makes my mouth water.
thinking about you, thinking about them, makes my mouth water.
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I seem to be obsessed with stupid chicken jokes currently.
There was a dead chicken in the middle of the road the other day, and I started making up really stupid jokes like "Why is the dead chicken in the middle of the road? Because she couldn't get to the other side."
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"because the locals only roast pig!"
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Damn. How'd you know that???
People here use DOGS to go wild pig-hunting. They mostly use pit bulls, unfortunately, most pit bulls are stupid enough to actually go after a pig 5 times its size. Who do you think usually wins this contest? So sad. But then again, I don't like local pit bulls so can't really feel tooooo sorry for them.
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most pitbulls, IMO, have become a perverted breed of dog.
rottweillers, on the other hand, are awesome. especially the females.
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Agree completely with both above statements.
I have a Golden Retriever who is the best dog in the whole world.
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yes, we are thinking of getting our girls a golden retriever puppy, or one of the spotted dalmation things.
cockers wouldn't be so bad but the have been inbred too long and are incredibly stupid as a result. you could spend big bucks for one that comes from a good line, but its generally a crapshoot. breeders are liars, in general.
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I seem to be obsessed with stupid chicken jokes currently.
There was a dead chicken in the middle of the road the other day, and I started making up really stupid jokes like "Why is the dead chicken in the middle of the road? Because she couldn't get to the other side."
+1!!! LOXOXOL :laugh:
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Thanks Milla, you're a pal! Anybody who laughs at a stupid chicken joke has to be a good nut. I thought of another few but thankfully have forgotten them.
McJ - Dalmatians are stupid. Don't even think about getting one of those. Getting a dog from the pound is great - IF you can find one that hasn't been mixed with Pit Bull. If you do go to a breeder, and this is my advice based on experience and after spending thousands of dollars in various AKC-dog related stuff, make sure you can see both the mother and father, to make sure there's nothing obviously wrong with them.
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Chucky used to stalk me with a big knife. especially when i was in the kitchen, he'd lurk behind the door.
Last night, I dreamt that I was bullied by a bunch of psycho chavs.
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You're thepeaguy, and I'm pea princess. Any relation?
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You're thepeaguy, and I'm pea princess. Any relation?
You're my pea cousin from Hawaii (or are you from Miami, Florida?).
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are you asking becaise you want to have sex with him and are worried he's your brother? :P
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are you asking becaise you want to have sex with him and are worried he's your brother? :P
Art thou jealous?
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I seem to be obsessed with stupid chicken jokes currently.
There was a dead chicken in the middle of the road the other day, and I started making up really stupid jokes like "Why is the dead chicken in the middle of the road? Because she couldn't get to the other side."
hahahha!
my favourite chicken joke is...
why did the man cross the road?
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cos his dick was stuck in the chicken.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(let's face it, it was probably peter... :police: )
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I seem to be obsessed with stupid chicken jokes currently.
There was a dead chicken in the middle of the road the other day, and I started making up really stupid jokes like "Why is the dead chicken in the middle of the road? Because she couldn't get to the other side."
hahahha!
my favourite chicken joke is...
why did the man cross the road?
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cos his dick was stuck in the chicken.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(let's face it, it was probably peter...  :police: )
...who first told you the joke.
:D
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...er, no, callaway... tut...
;)
:P
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I know what you meant, but I still think my interpretation's funnier.
:-*
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both were probably Peter. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
+1 for the lotta ya :laugh:
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Would you guys please stop? I've got this frightful visual of Peter's peter in a chicken...
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You're thepeaguy, and I'm pea princess. Any relation?
You're my pea cousin from Hawaii (or are you from Miami, Florida?).
You wish. Then you could come visit.
I'm the Pea Princess because I think the story of the Princess and the Pea is about an aspie, and I can relate to her.
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i forgot my Wronged password and am too lazy to find out how to fix the password situation.
clicky. (http://www.thewronged.org/index.php?name=Your_Account&op=pass_lost) ;)
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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
So which one do you prefer?
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that's a bit simplistic, isn't it? what about watching the person/feather/chicken combination? or being the chicken? or even the feather? or being the person AND the chicken/feather? or even being all three? AND watching?
:o :o :o
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my mind is reeling with possibilities...
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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
So which one do you prefer?
I'm a vegetarian and completely above such animal cruelty. :angel:
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Would a rubber chicken be considered kinky, do you think? :angel:
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No, but a rubber ducky can be:
http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-1-2-AH-0207.html
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Would a rubber chicken be considered kinky, do you think? :angel:
It would be considered more humane and environmentally freindly. And, as is the general rule with rubber, the sex would be safer.
And triste, I guess that some people really do want to go fuck a duck!
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Would a rubber chicken be considered kinky, do you think? :angel:
It would be considered more humane and environmentally freindly. And, as is the general rule with rubber, the sex would be safer.
And triste, I guess that some people really do want to go fuck a duck!
You should really use a silicone chicken; they're non-porus, so they don't absorb fluids and harbour microbes like rubber does.
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I'm hungry!
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me too! but more than that i want booze! and i also bumped my foot yesterday, it hurts.
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me too! but more than that i want booze! and i also bumped my foot yesterday, it hurts.
does my avatar give you any ideas?
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lol no, i think that would hurt even more. :P thanks though, it was a nice of ya. :) *coughretardcough* :P
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I have a pet peeve about blatant liars. It has to do with the fact that I usually take people at their word, and I feel like an idiot when I've been lied to. I'm also confused in situations where people believe I'm lying because others do it. It even annoys me when I ask my mom 'what did you say?' or what do you mean?' And she always responds with either 'you heard me!' or 'you know what I meant!' I wouldn't be asking if I had heard or knew what the hell she was talking about. That's why I'm thankful for the few friends I have. They're honest with me all the time, and I don't end up feeling confused or hurt.
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:-*
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I am thinking about eating something but don't know what yet.
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Some days I hate myself, some days I'm narcissistic as fuck.
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i recorded a single a few years ago, with Youth (bass player from Killing Joke).
fuck knows what he did with it...
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I like computers.
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i'm narcissistic everyday, but most days it is not very obvious to me or anyone else.
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I wiegh 190 and am 6"1'
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I know the basics of reading hieroglyphs.
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I have brown hair that is greying. ;D
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I haven't gotten any gray hairs yet.
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i've always had mousy brown...hair. that is when it isn't dyed. :P
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My hair's sort of gray.
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I haven't gotten any gray hairs yet.
You are young yet I did not get grey until I was in My late 30's.
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My hair's sort of gray.
no it's not, yuo nutcase.
i've had a silver streak at my right temple since i was 20-ish. more or less the whole front of my hair went silver in 2003, when i had the year from hell.
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i guess that's why my hair's grey then... ::) i've had plenty of hellish years.
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i guess that's why my hair's grey then... ::) i've had plenty of hellish years.
Yeah for sure for Me too. ;D
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My hair's sort of gray.
no it's not, yuo nutcase.
But it is. The pic you've seen isn't new.
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cheat.
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i wanna see pics of Odeon! :P pics of Odie! pics of Odie!
*and not that dog!!!
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There's no way I'm posting pictures of myself on the Internet. 8)
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i wanna see pics of Odeon! :P pics of Odie! pics of Odie!
*and not that dog!!!
Ditto.
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I wanna see pics of Lucifer too. Actually, I wanna see pics of everyone whose pics I haven't seen. :laugh:
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aww sillypoops. :(
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There's no way I'm posting pictures of myself on the Internet. 8)
not while peter mackenzie still lives and breathes, no.
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There's no way I'm posting pictures of myself on the Internet. 8)
not while peter mackenzie still lives and breathes, no.
Have to laugh at that. odeon. :laugh:
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cheat.
Have a look at your inbox. You can sell it to the highest bidder. Let's say 13%, shall we? ;D
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My hair's sort of gray.
as you catch up to my post count, i will be catching up to your grey hair count.
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There's no way I'm posting pictures of myself on the Internet. 8)
not while peter mackenzie still lives and breathes, no.
PMSL!
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Have a look at your inbox. You can sell it to the highest bidder. Let's say 13%, shall we? ;D
can your wife swim?
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Yes. Why? :angel:
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/mutters, bollocks...
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My hair's sort of gray.
as you catch up to my post count, i will be catching up to your grey hair count.
My grey hair would get worse for sure in the end. ;D
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I love it everytime someone on here uses non-american terms like bollocks and loo.
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I am greying even right now. :(
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I love the word bollocks. I'm tempted to start using it myself. :laugh:
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never mind the bollucks!
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I would need a English dictionary for all the terms that the British use.
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I would need a English dictionary for all the terms that the British use.
Here ya go Kevv :)
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/
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I would need a English dictionary for all the terms that the British use.
Here ya go Kevv :)
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/
Thanks. :)
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I would need a English dictionary for all the terms that the British use.
Here ya go Kevv :)
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/
Good link, PI.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=7686&dict=CALD
biscuit (FLAT CAKE) UK
noun [C] (US cookie)
a small, flat cake that is dry and usually sweet:
chocolate/ginger biscuits
a packet of biscuits
We had tea and biscuits at 3.30 p.m.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=7689&dict=CALD
biscuit (BREAD)
noun [C] US
a type of bread usually baked in small, round pieces:
baking-powder biscuits
biscuits and gravy
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never mind the bollucks!
Umm, isn't that a reference to the Sex Pistols?
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I am here at Intensity2 and Google too.
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For my own amusement, I concider caffeine holy. What are you waiting for? Drink some coffee, and let your brain be blessed by its divine, most stimulating presence!
Hmm... perhaps it is about time I do that, myself, before my sleep deprivation gets the best of me.
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coffee makes me sick to my stomach, gives me a migraine. lets not even talk about the anxiety.
gimme some fuckin speed. that's the ticket.
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i want some fuckin coffee GIVE ME SOME!
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I am an evil overlord. I am also immortal, and have cloven hooves. >:D
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I usually have about four 2.5 cup bottles of pepsi during the school day, but today for some reason it hit me extra hard and, as I told my friends, it felt like my brain was vibrating.
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I love the internet.
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in general, i am sorry!
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In general, I'm not. Anyone who has a problem with that can fuck off and die. >:D
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i am fucking pissed and fuming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( I WANT SOME GODFUCKINN WINE RIGHT FUCKINN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ok hun...
*phones MJ*
"uhh hello MJ hi, oh ur in prison... oh never mind i was just looking for about 12 dozen crates of the ever popular
*Jesus Juice TM*
never mind i'll go ask the Glitter-meister 8)
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I feel unusually maniacal this night. A bit more, and I'll begin walking around giggling evilly for myself.
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I probably need new glasses. I don't think it will be much of a change in the prescription. Thank God my lenses are thin. Most of my relatives were wearing magnifying glasses by the time they were in middle school.
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i'm talking with a ghey man about sex right now......
and feeling slightly proud that i've slept with more women than him lol
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lol that's pathetical ;)
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its better than fuming over lack of wine...
ever head of threshers dear...
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i'm tired
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i'm great thanks for asking 8)
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Now I'm bored.
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I'm bored too.
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I'm not as lazy as I pretend to be.
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I am more lazy than I pretend to be.
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I'm too lazy to tell you how lazy i can be...
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ditto
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now thats just lame, i know i am turning into a post-whore but isnt that just a bit over (or under) the top....
one word answers blow :P
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what's threshers? ::) do they give out free wine? ::)
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You all make Me laugh keep it up it has lefted My spirits. :)
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glad to hear that Kevv :)
but now oh the pressure :P we must keep Kevv laughing
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glad to hear that Kevv :)
but now oh the pressure :P we must keep Kevv laughing
I hope I do not put any pressure on You.
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ditto
seconded.
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ditto
seconded.
dunno why but thirdeded
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manaje twat!
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lol please
twat sandwiche ;D
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cum for mayo.
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ooooh its a toughie... HELLMANS ;D lite
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hellman's regular >:D
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some valium for me please, the wine isn't doing it
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I am drinking tea only.
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Coffee. Lots of it.
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Coffee. Lots of it.
wrong thread, darl'. check the topic title.
:laugh:
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Details... >:(
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arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! don't make me question your diagnosis! aspies are SUPPOSED to do details!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
odeon did an NT thing!
:laugh:
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PMSL! :laugh:
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Oh, and by the way, does this mean that the thread is over? :laugh:
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yeah - we'll have to start a new one. :'(
go on, then - you do it, cos you're the Master, and all that. :P
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I'm too lazy to do that. Let's just post whore here. :)
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well, won't that make a refreshing change?
:laugh:
:-*
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I'm sure the others will agre. :D
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I don't agre. However, agree I do.
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Don't worry about it. You'll get to the agre, eventually, but you might have to be in an orge or two first. :laugh:
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has someone upped your meds, chickpea?
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has someone upped your meds, chickpea?
I dunnno. I'm shhakingg tribly. diffficult iesss typing. bbbbbut i donT thinnnkkkl it''s my medds.
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go get laid then that shud calm you down, either that or having sex with the lawnmower on fast maybe an enjoyable alternative ;D
either that or give me help with trying a new drug... called ADDerall XR
anyone heard of it and can they tell me if its any good or not ?
i have Major ADHD and need summat to calm me the fuck down and ritalin has to be dished out in major quantity to have any effect so its shit... i was on 300 a week FFS!!!!!
so yea also in response to this thread
i am starting to hate richard in ways that most people couldnt possibly imagine 8) (but McJ probably could understand me).
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I just got bored and typed "blah blah blah" into google, and it took me to a map of South America. ??? :laugh:
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I just got bored and typed "blah blah blah" into google, and it took me to a map of South America. ??? :laugh:
PMSL!
Thanks, I really needed the laugh.
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Because my family never calls my home phone without notice, I usually answer it with somehting threatening about solicitors. Just now, it was: "I have a thousand solicitors buried in my basement, would you liek to be a thousand and one?" She proceeded to picth anyway after a moment's confusion. She said that her comany was running a promotion. I said, "That's nice," and hung up.
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I just got bored and typed "blah blah blah" into google, and it took me to a map of South America. ??? :laugh:
http://www.blah.com/
8)
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Yes, exactly. ;)
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well yes, and no but i prefer either.......
I have set fire to a crop of GM wheat before and was almost prosecuted had i not been saved by a wonderfull (and inventive) alibi given to me by friends of the earth members 8)
EDIT: also the pattern in which i pyro'd the field was in the shape of a bird (the one Brandon Lee had in that film, now what was it called :P )
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I hate my memory. It's so bad sometimes that I always doubt if I remembered something correctly. I actually did this time, but I thought I was wrong. Now my dad has to reschedule his doctor's appointment. :-[
edit: a stroke of luck happened. The nurse got my dad mixed up with someone else's appointment and now everything is straightened out. Yay! Not my fault anymore!
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you shouldn't use words like stroke and doctor in the same sentence when around ADDs! :P i just skimmed the sentence and thought your dad had a stroke!
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you shouldn't use words like stroke and doctor in the same sentence when around ADDs! :P i just skimmed the sentence and thought your dad had a stroke!
A heart attack would be more likely because of the stress at his job and his diet.
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I have set fire to a crop of GM wheat before and was almost prosecuted had i not been saved by a wonderfull (and inventive) alibi given to me by friends of the earth members 8)
infinite karma, young tom. you are a true eco warrior!
:clap: :woohoo: :party:
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w00t thanks
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I do not have very good hair. I know this other guy, he has great hair. He needs to fuck somebody if only for the fact that his children might have fabulous hair.
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talking about fabulous hair...
(http://pic.piczo.com/img/i165713753_33419_2.jpg)
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I have a nose, with 2 holes in it called nostrils.
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I have a nose, with 2 holes in it called nostrils.
and they are used for picking.
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When I exit my car in the middle of a song I know and nobody can hear me, I very often sing along, then continue singing for a moment but slowing down and in a lower voice as if the song were being played on a record player with dying batteries.
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I have a nose, with 2 holes in it called nostrils.
and they are used for picking.
rofl
I can admit when Ive been pwnt. True story.
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ok umm wtf is pwnt ? is this some new abbreviation for "pwn not" ? lol
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ok umm wtf is pwnt ? is this some new abbreviation for "pwn not" ? lol
pwnt = pwned.
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duh really, ok jeez i'm too wasted to think...
*tokes sum more*
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are both grammatically accurate? pwnt and pwned
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I gotta go shower and go to my ethics class. See you guys in 3 and 1/2 hours.
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are both grammatically accurate? pwnt and pwned
I'd say not, since neither are real words :D
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are both grammatically accurate? pwnt and pwned
Methinks its irrelevant, cos "pwn" isnt even a proper word :P
Im off to eastern Europe on Thursday ^_^
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Ooh, where in Eastern Europe? And have fun. :green:
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Romania
Thanks ^^
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Ooh, maybe you'll meet a vampire. Didn't Romania used to be Transylvania?
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No, Transylvanias a place in Romania. The part were going too, actually :P
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Nice. :laugh:
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No, Transylvanias a place in Romania. The part were going too, actually :P
Well, have fun. :bat:
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Thankies
I write science fiction
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Thankies
I write science fiction
I love science fiction. What kind of science fiction do you write?
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pwnt and pwned are both grammatically correct insofar that they are real words, since they are both commonly used. They evolved from owned, which means to be beaten totally, or dominated.
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Thankies
I write science fiction
I love science fiction. What kind of science fiction do you write?
Space opera
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
Couldn't be. He wasn't born yet.
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
Couldn't be. He wasn't born yet.
I was a Infant then born May 01, 1963.
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
Couldn't be. He wasn't born yet.
I was a Infant then born May 01, 1963.
OOOH the second gunman could have been a little baby. Nobody would have ever suspected you. :eyebrows:
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
Couldn't be. He wasn't born yet.
I was a Infant then born May 01, 1963.
OOOH the second gunman could have been a little baby. Nobody would have ever suspected you. :eyebrows:
Ahh Haaaaa!!! just what I thought!!! :police: :spank:
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What truth do You want to know? ;D
Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
Couldn't be. He wasn't born yet.
I was a Infant then born May 01, 1963.
OOOH the second gunman could have been a little baby. Nobody would have ever suspected you. :eyebrows:
Yeah I did it poor JFK in the end. ;D :eyebrows:
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But in the end Your going to have talk to My Mother for She was yet Holding Me at the time JFK was assassinated watching the TV for She told Me so.
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But in the end Your going to have talk to My Mother for She was yet Holding Me at the time JFK was assassinated watching the TV for She told Me so.
In texas everybody carries guns.....
including infants.
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I've been in a drawing slump for a while, but the well overflowed last night.
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In texas everybody carries guns.....
including infants.
and now so do the amish kids, well just the girls ;D
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i walked more than 2 miles tonight for no reason really
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i walked more than 2 miles tonight for no reason really
did you see any cute guys?
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No. :-\
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No. :-\
darnit.
what did you see?
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a lot of high school kids
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maybe you should walk down fraturnity row....
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i hate frat guys
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My memory has greatly benefited me at times, and tortured me at times, but sometimes it just gives me an interesting curiously little experience that is absolutely useless but weird nonetheless. Like something I realize by remembering vividly just about every time i've masturbated since I hit puberty..... I have produced a rediculously large amount of fluid.
I mean you never think about it that way, it is like a teaspoon of fluid on average(for men)... it is barely worth thinking about it. You could maybe consider milk produced by humans in terms of pints or quarts or gallons, but think about this.... how many gallons of semen through masturbation, sex, and wet dreams does the average man produce during his lifetime?
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I sleep nude. Exclusively for comfort reasons. I keep my bed 100% clean, because I will feel it if there is a crumb the size of a period under me. And I turn the air conditioner on when sleeping so that I can curl up in my blanket and feel all warm and cosy. (Only my kitty would survive in the heat of being under that comforter at room temperature)
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i had a friend who used to sleep nude, and with her curtains open too (only because she was on the 3rd floor in Halls at the back of campus surrounded by forests), untill the day she had a rather odd occurance being that the roof above her needed repairs and she awoke at 8am to find a bloke out her window fixing the roof and peering in at her norks :P
she now sleep clothed cos of his impertinance (and cos she gets scared lol)...
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i had a friend who used to sleep nude, and with her curtains open too (only because she was on the 3rd floor in Halls at the back of campus surrounded by forests), untill the day she had a rather odd occurance being that the roof above her needed repairs and she awoke at 8am to find a bloke out her window fixing the roof and peering in at her norks :P
she now sleep clothed cos of his impertinance (and cos she gets scared lol)...
He was built to impregnate females, so what did she expect? The local vicar?
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umm i think she expected no-one actually but she did find humour in the fact that he left his mobile number with the words "CALLME" in a note on the outside of her window :P ;D
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umm i think she expected no-one actually but she did find humour in the fact that he left his mobile number with the words "CALLME" in a note on the outside of her window :P ;D
And did she?
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Last night I was masturbating in my bed(intended to wear me out and let me go to sleep, not intending to climax), and I was moaning and thrashing lightly, and then genki came by and smacked me in the face with his paw several times as if to say, "W-what's goin' on? Are you okay?"
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Unless of course he was really saying 'do you have to do that whilst I'm in the room?' :laugh:
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Actually he wanted me to lift the cover so he could snuggle in the crook of my arm. (This has happend many times before.)
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OMFG
.... *Dials RSPCA*..................
WTF
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Do you own a cat? Don't you know they often like to sleep with you? You generate body heat. They siphon your lifeforce away systematically.
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yea true............
OMFG!!!!!!1
......*Dials RSPCA about self*......
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One day I shall probably design killing machines of unparalleled deadly capacity.
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i already have.... G.M Goats from Swansea with Rockets Packs and Horns with Nerve Gas Farts..
Picture coming soon (as soon as i scan in the piccy) ;D
STAY TUNED
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(http://pic.piczo.com/img/i173196160_13489_2.jpg)
;D
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Yeah, but I am serious. I think I am pretty close to coming up with a design for a learning machine which would allow a small robot to track and follow enemies, distinguish between civilians and soldiers, and carry one of several weapons. A c4 charge, a drilling or spinning blade weapon, or biological or chemical weapons. And the electronic system which controls it would actually be extremely simple and cheap to make.
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ooooh what a PS3 chip (of legend) lol
(http://www.tiscali.nl/images/6/4/cell-chip-image-440px1.jpg)
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I don't expect the electronics to be more complicated than those calculators you can buy at office max for 3 bucks.
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I am watching porn. ;D
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I'm watching goat porn. :razz:
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I'm absently grasping my crotch fearing hypnotica again.
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i'm waiting to see what she does with you after its been sliced off ;D
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I'm procrastinating right now.
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I'm procrastinating right now.
I do that everyday too.
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not enough threads have the keyword danlo in them.
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It was infact, I, that came up with this thread. :-*
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I wear sandals even in winter.
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It was infact, I, that came up with this thread. :-*
i smell a challenge.
though you could be right. explain please.
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It was infact, I, that came up with this thread. :-*
i smell a challenge.
though you could be right. explain please.
I made a thread called this at WP, and if you check, the date posted is a considarable amount of time before this one was. :cat:
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It was infact, I, that came up with this thread. :-*
i smell a challenge.
though you could be right. explain please.
I made a thread called this at WP, and if you check, the date posted is a considarable amount of time before this one was. :cat:
i am a subliminal thinker. i catch everything but process mostly in my subconscience. so you could be correct.
i thought i was so clever once, when at WP, i invented this thing called dear aspie, then groovy druid told me that i was too late.
ah well, at least i smell cleaner than you do, down there.
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ah well, at least i smell cleaner than you do, down there.
Strictly a matter of opinion and the assessment would have a very short, "consume immediately" expiration on it.
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Silly, whimsical geniuses in movies are my role models.
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My bathtub is, after excessive soft srub use, dingy, streaky off-white. It was streaked with bright orange rust. My pants also have soft scrub dinginess now and I hope to god I don't get white spots in my hair like a faun or something.
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I used to have a crush on Macaulay (sp?) Culkin when I was little.
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I had an obsession with drains at the tender age of 4. I figured out how the drainnage system for the nursery worked and after infant Ingenuity I ended up flooding out the nursery and causing ?3000 worth of damage. For my 5th birthday someone bought me a drain and my obsession kinda ended after that
Probably because you were born in the sewers. The smell of the drains reminds you of home.
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Sometimes I randomly get the urge to say, "fuck this shit."
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(http://www.dark-sanity.com/1154635995729.gif)
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:LMAO:
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I generally do not find feet attractive. On anybody. It has something to do with toes. If i had my druthers I would have a seemless boxy or pointy foot with no discernable outer features and just have the bones inside.
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I'd post my feet, but I do not like them. :laugh:
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An old girlfriend, studying to be a nurse and "doing time" in an emergency room setting, once tried to get out of doing anything with feet. She hated feet, because she was hyperhygienic and people's feet are usually the most neglected body part. (Not mine ... I'm wierd about my feet ... they have to be "just right". She and I got along fine.)
I came to pick her up for lunch, just as they had become swamped with emergency patients. I heard her say to another nurse, trying to switch patients, "trade you this foot with a nail through it for that cut off hand." :laugh:
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An old girlfriend, studying to be a nurse and "doing time" in an emergency room setting, once tried to get out of doing anything with feet. She hated feet, because she was hyperhygienic and people's feet are usually the most neglected body part. (Not mine ... I'm wierd about my feet ... they have to be "just right". She and I got along fine.)
I came to pick her up for lunch, just as they had become swamped with emergency patients. I heard her say to another nurse, "trade you this foot with a nail through it for that cut off hand." :laugh:
:LMAO:
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My daughter was "freaking me out", earlier this evening. She became overly affectionate, complimenting everyone about everything, hugging all of us, telling us how important we were to her and how much she loves us, making semi-appropriate eye contact (DAMN good eye contact for a five year old autistic).
She usually hides how well she can read, somewhat, and pretends to struggle at times, because she doesn't like the idea of growing up (see, she's a really smart little girl!) and tonight she read stuff from her brother's, much more advanced, books like it was a breeze for her (which it is, but she's private about some stuff). I don't understand it at all.
What ever she went through today, we need to find more of it, because her focus and attention were outstanding! At this point, I'm assuming she's imitating a character, but it seemed so strange, maybe even NT-ish. ??? :o
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:o
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I'd be worried if something was bothering her.
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Absolutely! But it's really a more wrenching feeling than the background level of normal worry, that parents do.
Parents don't need any "reasons" to worry and something like this just blows me out of the water. I'm perplexed.
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Absolutely! But it's really a more wrenching feeling than the background level of normal worry, that parents do.
Parents don't need any "reasons" to worry and something like this just blows me out of the water. I'm perplexed.
i find that i am the rock and my wife worries about everything.
meh, i simply absorb what they do from day to day, try not to invest too many emotions and work out what may be the problems, logically. :vulcan:
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Feet suck.
I bought some things today.
A dress, a bra, some spray stuff for my legs, and some chocolates for Christmas presents.
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Feet suck.
I bought some things today.
A dress, a bra, some spray stuff for my legs, and some chocolates for Christmas presents.
What does that mean? Are you talking about a depilatory product in a spray?
Chocolate? I just made some fudge. It tastes good, but I want to be sure it 'sets' before I brag too much.
I wish I could make some fancy chocolate goodies like my mom used to for Christmas.
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Feet suck.
I bought some things today.
A dress, a bra, some spray stuff for my legs, and some chocolates for Christmas presents.
will the chocolates make it under the tree this year?
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i was mud wrestling with aliens in wrong planet chat before
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i was mud wrestling with aliens in wrong planet chat before
That is both cute and hot.
In other news: If feet sucked they might be more attractive to me. :green:
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My daughter was "freaking me out", earlier this evening.
She was her normal autie self tonight. Whatever she was doing yesterday is over, at least for a while.
(I love quoting myself ... using myself as THE standard ... authorizing myself, myself ... approving myself, myself ... )
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My daughter was "freaking me out", earlier this evening.
She was her normal autie self tonight. Whatever she was doing yesterday is over, at least for a while.
(I love quoting myself ... using myself as THE standard ... authorizing myself, myself ... approving myself, myself ... )
Quit trying to be Werbert damnit!! ;D
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Quit trying to be Werbert damnit!! ;D
Do you think you're the god damn Japanese and I'm Pearl Harbor?
Are you TRYING to start a war with me?
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I'm sleepy.
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The hotness of the new skiing instructor influenced my decision to continue with another set of lessons.
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My new dental surgery is entirely staffed by hot blonde women from the models-r-us dental school.
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How come the guy who can't come gets all the luck? ;)
*pout*
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The universe loves to torment me in creative ways.
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I am the hardest on Myself.
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I weigh more right now than at any other time in my life.
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Where do you gain weight? You might look cuter with a little weight around your mid section.
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It was muscle-weight, so my waist hasn't increased by much. My BMI is now 28.7.
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You'd look cuter in my opinion if you were a little tubbier, but don't listen to me, you don't wanna fuck me.
In other news:
My bone marrow is probably really healthy with how much I bleed daily.
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You'd look cuter in my opinion if you were a little tubbier, but don't listen to me, you don't wanna fuck me.
It would be very difficult for me to get tubby; my body's very resistant to putting on fat.
My bone marrow is probably really healthy with how much I bleed daily.
Do you take an iron suppliment? Why do you bleed?
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I am a compulsive skin picker, I open up scabs all the time, and go on to make more of them.
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ewwwwwwwwwwww i used to do that but now i dont cos its detrimental to my health (or so they say)
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How is it detrimental to your health? Skin is cheap, replacable, and expendable.
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I have a compulsive finger picking problem.
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I am a compulsive skin picker, I open up scabs all the time, and go on to make more of them.
do you have a scab collection?
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No.
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I have a compulsive finger picking problem.
I do too. I pick at my cuticles.
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The reason my thumb is all swollen and sensative is because of the picking at the cuticles.
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I almost lost my temper with my five year old daughter, for just a second, anyway. We were 'having a talk' with her brother and she got into mom's make up and made a clown face, only a few minutes before bedtime. We managed to get it off, but we're an hour late getting her to bed.
:venere:
Mascara on the eyebrows and lips, a large teardrop of lipstick encircled with blue eyeshadow on each cheek and three small dots across forehead, nice job of applying red lipstick to nose, a surprise kiss for Daddy from a happy, mischevious imp. Her bright, playful eyes, electrifying, elfen smile and overwound musicbox giggle saved her life, again.
:laugh:
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:laugh:
Did you think to take a picture to keep for when she is older?
One time, my daughter got quiet for a little while, so I decided to go find her. I found her coming out of my bathroom, covered from head to toe with sanitary napkins. I tried really hard not to laugh and I said, "Sweetie, those aren't stickers." I never thought to take a picture of her, but I am sure that picture would have been good to have for when she starts dating, especially if she ever stays out past her curfew. ;)
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I only wish I had thought to do that. My mom took pics of everything embarrassing.
It was actually a stressful moment at first.
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i have anxiety about doing laundry.
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Do you worry about getting the setting wrong and ruining your clothes? I worry a little about that sometimes.
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i have anxiety about doing laundry.
Laundry is one thing I usually do pretty well, but I used to hate going to the laundromat to do it.
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I have christmas anxiety. I hate shopping, but I have to to get presents for people.
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first i need to vacuum before i begin to sort my laundry. plus, if i have not vacuumed for more than four days then it becomes increasingly harder to convince myself to start sorting laundry.
i also am afraid that different colours will leak into eachother even if the colours are on the same garment. although this just past saturday i took a risk and mixed my reds/purples with some vibrant blues/greens and nothing leaked. i am quite happy about that outcome. that means i can save money on an extra washer and dryer load.
it takes me around five weeks to work up the mentality to do the laundry. then i need to keep watching a clock so that i know when to get the laundry when it's done. otherwise i will forget about it and then it will just take longer to finish. plus if you don't take the clothes out of the dryer before they cool down, they are harder to fold properly and have a lot of wrinkles in it. and if you leave wet clothes in the washer for too long then they start to smell wierd.
i have a shared laundry in my apartment building and there are three washers and three dryers. i actually like that because i can finish three loads in an hour and a half.
i always do laundry after 11:00 pm on a night when i don't need to wake up the next morning.
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I have christmas anxiety. I hate shopping, but I have to to get presents for people.
i don't have anxiety about christmas shopping. it is more like loathing of christmas shopping. it is mostly because in my mind i feel like i am being forced to buy people presents and i don't like feeling pressured to do that. when i give a gift, i want it to be under the circumstance that i came up with the idea of giving a gift; not because i have to. i am a scrooge at christmas when it comes to gifts, but i really like going out for christmas dinners.
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I don't do holiday or birthday shopping or decorating. If you want a gift, ask for it, pick a price range, write me a note, I don't do surprises, I can't read minds, I wasn't born with the knowledge of how much money i am supposed to spend on such and such occasion. I aint gonna write any cards, I aint gonna put up any decorations. If you want a special occasion, lets all get plastered, do drinking games, and watch an appropriate movie - porn, if you want.
If you want surprises, if you want gifts, then you are going to have to construct a fool proof manual with instructions on how I am supposed to select the gift.
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I have christmas anxiety. I hate shopping, but I have to to get presents for people.
Seconded.
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If you want surprises, if you want gifts, then you are going to have to construct a fool proof manual with instructions on how I am supposed to select the gift.
This is what I hate about xmas xhopping, I don't have a clue what to buy some people and it seems to me that I'm just buying something that will do because I have to. I keep saying that I'm going to tell everyone I'm only doing presents for the children in the family but I know certain people would moan too much if I did.
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you can do what we did one year.
there was a family at my wifes church that had a horrible year. no money, lost jobs, etc. so we gave them a couple of hundred bucks.
then we sent x-mas cards to everybody explainung that is what we did for x-mas this year and have no more money for gifts, but we have well wishes for everybody all around.
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that's what i think people should do for christmas anyway. help the people who NEED IT, let them have a good day. it's more satisfying giving a meaningful gift like that than just buying gifts because you feel you HAVE to.
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I am not one of those NT girls that has perfect long straight hair, tanned skin, a thin body and huge sunglasses and size 8 or 10 jeans.
Despite what you may think. I'm pretty normal looking. Normal as in, not a skinny NT clone.
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Are you an aspie clone?
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Are you an aspie clone?
Not really. But I look more aspie than NT most of the time. When I try to look NT I never quite make it, messy frizzy hair, not really thin, makeup smudging, argh.
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You can distinguish aspies from NTs by looking at them? I can't even distinguish 20 year olds from 40 year olds.
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You can distinguish aspies from NTs by looking at them? I can't even distinguish 20 year olds from 40 year olds.
I'm talking about the generic "stereotyped" looks.
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What are the stereotyped looks? I think I probably look like a redneck as prescribed by jeff foxworthy.
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Are you an aspie clone?
Not really. But I look more aspie than NT most of the time. When I try to look NT I never quite make it, messy frizzy hair, not really thin, makeup smudging, argh.
Is the 'NT look' something you aspire to?
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I acquired another niece today (i.e. my little sister had a baby). woo. yay.
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I acquired another niece today (i.e. my little sister had a baby). woo. yay.
:party::party::party::party:
Here's to hoping all goes well. Cheers!
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Ta. She's called her Scarlet apparently. We'll go see them next week when she's had chance to get settled.
/me chuckles at the likely fate of his sister's cream carpet and furniture :evillaugh:
/me doesn't really like his family very much, most of the time
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Is Scarlet her first baby?
Cream furniture and carpets? I hope she has a good steam cleaner. :laugh:
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Do I look NT? I think I do.
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Do I look NT? I think I do.
Post a picture, Danlow, and I will give you my honest opinion about it.
;D
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Yeah, Scarlet's her first, our other niece is PI's brother's daughter. Meh, we'll get the visit out of the way and then she should keep my fecking parents away from me for a while now they have a golden grandchild to play with. >:D
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My husband and I have three nieces and four nephews, all together.
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I acquired another niece today (i.e. my little sister had a baby). woo. yay.
congratulations Dunc. i know how hard you worked for this.
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Do I look NT? I think I do.
Post a picture, Danlow, and I will give you my honest opinion about it.
;D
Check the Photo Thread...
I don't really care either way. Saying that someone looks autistic or NT is a stupid concept.
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Do I look NT? I think I do.
Post a picture, Danlow, and I will give you my honest opinion about it.
;D
Check the Photo Thread...
I don't really care either way. Saying that someone looks autistic or NT is a stupid concept.
i think auties have larger heads; foreheads.
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Do I look NT? I think I do.
Post a picture, Danlow, and I will give you my honest opinion about it.
;D
Check the Photo Thread...
I don't really care either way. Saying that someone looks autistic or NT is a stupid concept.
i think auties have larger heads; foreheads.
An alien embryo is growing inside my cranium, you see.
So now you know.
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I acquired another niece today (i.e. my little sister had a baby). woo. yay.
congratulations Dunc. i know how hard you worked for this.
+1 for excellence in sarcasm. :eyebrows:
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I acquired another niece today (i.e. my little sister had a baby). woo. yay.
congratulations Dunc. i know how hard you worked for this.
+1 for excellence in sarcasm. :eyebrows:
Keep it it in the family -- like the Royal Family.
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I acquired another niece today (i.e. my little sister had a baby). woo. yay.
congratulations Dunc. i know how hard you worked for this.
+1 for excellence in sarcasm. :eyebrows:
i'll take it.
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Do I look NT? I think I do.
Post a picture, Danlow, and I will give you my honest opinion about it.
;D
Check the Photo Thread...
I don't really care either way. Saying that someone looks autistic or NT is a stupid concept.
i think auties have larger heads; foreheads.
Seriously, though, I have an abnormal forehead?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/Shuggy/mymakeover.jpg
My eyes look out of place, for some reason. Do I have facial dysmorphia or summat?
First I heard of having it.
(http://www.dizzybint.com/80sMemories/Movies/goonies3.gif)
Sloth!
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Yes, your forehead is large. Yes, your eyes look different in that picture. Maybe your right eyelid is swollen, or it is slightly more closed than your left eyelid.
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Yes, your forehead is large. Yes, your eyes look different in that picture. Maybe your right eyelid is swollen, or it is slightly more closed than your left eyelid.
Maybe I just worry too much.
Baby-Ruth?!
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Yes, your forehead is large. Yes, your eyes look different in that picture. Maybe your right eyelid is swollen, or it is slightly more closed than your left eyelid.
Maybe I just worry too much.
Baby-Ruth?!
I thought her name was Macie.
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Yes, your forehead is large. Yes, your eyes look different in that picture. Maybe your right eyelid is swollen, or it is slightly more closed than your left eyelid.
Maybe I just worry too much.
Baby-Ruth?!
I thought her name was Macie.
No, I'm doing a Goonies impression here.
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The Goonies was awesome. :green:
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The Goonies was awesome. :green:
For I own a copy.
You're alright, Chunk? *Yorkshire accent*
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I need one. Every home should have one...
/me is ten again and wants to be a Goonie
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I need one. Every home should have one...
/me is ten again and wants to be a Goonie
Two words: DVD rentals.
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Three Words:
FUCK TEH GOONIES ;D
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*BadgerTom prints off a picture of the Goonies and then precedes to wipe his ass with said printout*
:naruto4:
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Genki's on mah lap, absorbin' mah warmth.
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(http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/in-line/posters/postersT/the-goonies.jpg)
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Badger Tom blows sheep, its official. :eyebrows:
(http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/in-line/posters/postersT/the-goonies.jpg)
Do the truffle shuffle, bitch!
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I smell good, I am making myself hungry.
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I don't think they even make a smiley to respond to that.
Lather, rinse and repeat ... lather rinse, and repeat ...
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Ask PMS elle, she found a smiley to represent extremely amused but also very embarassed.
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last saturday i woke up early to referee a soccer game.
in my unwaken state i mistakenly put on my wifes referee shorts. thank god it was a boys game. the girls might have been offended by my 'package'.
i was, the sexiest referee out there. the mothers were whistling at me. and i didn't even know why until i got home and my wife whistled also. and then she told me. 8)
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Were they whistling cos they could see your wife's pink and purple panties through them by any chance? :eyebrows:
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I get totally obsessed with internet people I don't like and who don't like me.
I used to graze the WP forums completley trying to find posts by hellsing. This has also happened with about 4 other people over at WP.
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I get totally obsessed with internet people I don't like and who don't like me.
I used to graze the WP forums completley trying to find posts by hellsing. This has also happened with about 4 other people over at WP.
litigious?
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
are these obsessions always males?
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
are these obsessions always males?
Not always males, but Mostly.
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
are these obsessions always males?
Not always males, but Mostly.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
can i audition to be your huckleberry?
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
are these obsessions always males?
Not always males, but Mostly.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
can i audition to be your huckleberry?
You don't make me want to be a bitch to you. These people have a special gift. :eyebrows:
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
are these obsessions always males?
Not always males, but Mostly.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
can i audition to be your huckleberry?
You don't make me want to be a bitch to you. These people have a special gift. :eyebrows:
don't rule me out. you never know what i can do to you. just give me a chance to piss you off. all i am asking for is that you keep an open mind.
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Dads with fresh babies always get a by for a while. I'm sure I could piss her off quite a bit, too, but I don't need the negative Karma. ... and I don't mean a yay or ghey button either. I always take a hit in real life when I'm too much of an asshole and it's unwarranted. I'm much better off if I save my guile for those who deserve it.
Shit! I just noticed my yay/ghey karma is over two hundred. I didn't realize I had been that funny. I must be in a crowd of people who get my sense of humor or at least, understand it ... ... finally.
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Dads with fresh babies always get a by for a while. I'm sure I could piss her off quite a bit, too, but I don't need the negative Karma. ... and I don't mean a yay or ghey button either. I always take a hit in real life when I'm too much of an asshole and it's unwarranted. I'm much better off if I save my guile for those who deserve it.
Shit! I just noticed my yay/ghey karma is over two hundred. I didn't realize I had been that funny. I must be in a crowd of people who get my sense of humor or at least, understand it ... ... finally.
isn't it nice to be understood, finally?
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isn't it nice to be understood, finally?
What do you mean by that? :laugh:
uh ... yeah! It is nice to be understood, even part way feels pretty good.
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I have no earrings in right now because once a week I take them all out for about a 16-hour period so my ears can have a break. It's rare for anyone I know to see me during this period.
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
I got bored of hellzing recently and ignore him completley now. He's got no brains though, his posts are that of a 10 year old hyperactive child in cabbage class.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
are these obsessions always males?
Not always males, but Mostly.
are you in the market for a new whipping boy?
can i audition to be your huckleberry?
You don't make me want to be a bitch to you. These people have a special gift. :eyebrows:
ok so in that case if ur ruling out Mc J for the position of Chief Whipping boy, then can i ask about the criteria needed to become your biotch ???
i wanna see if i'm up to scratch ;D
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I have no earrings in right now because once a week I take them all out for about a 16-hour period so my ears can have a break. It's rare for anyone I know to see me during this period.
Do your ears get tired from carrying so many earrings? :-\
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
Damned! :ninja:
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Yes, but i'm getting bored of him.
Damned! :ninja:
Do you hear that Lit, you're slipping!! time to pick up the pace!! ;D
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Yes, I better, or I'll be out. I wonder what might be the best strategy to keep her obsessed with me, though?
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Yes, I better, or I'll be out. I wonder what might be the best strategy to keep her obsessed with me, though?
You could insult New Zealand somehow like calling them a bunch of sheep fuckers or something like that. ;)
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Aren't they a bunch of sheep fuckers? ??? ;)
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The sheep shagging joke is so old it's not offensive or funny.
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I like New Zealand. A friend who used to live there bought me a fluffy little sheep that goes baa-aa-a-aaa if you shake it or turn it around. I named him Shatner, after the great actor Woolliam Shatner. ;D
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i hate goats....
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...because one bit you when you were a kid?
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The sheep shagging joke is so old it's not offensive or funny.
You're right is is a bit passe...
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...because one bit you when you were a kid?
It's probably that thing they do with their horns. Do you know why they call it headbutting?
Yeeouch!
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OOuuuch!
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I've got a new one ( how do I know this? I just found myself stalking their profile and looking for their posts) here and it's not ligitious. And its still hellzing on WP.
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Damned, I must be more provocative. :'(
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I've got a new one ( how do I know this? I just found myself stalking their profile and looking for their posts) here and it's not ligitious. And its still hellzing on WP.
I'm sure, who ever it is will feel special, once they realize it's them. I pity the rejected fool.
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Damned pup socket! :finger: :'(
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I've got a new one ( how do I know this? I just found myself stalking their profile and looking for their posts) here and it's not ligitious. And its still hellzing on WP.
isn't hellzing that dude with the trippy looking avatar; of himself.
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She prefers to have her fights with hellzngr instead of me. It's so unfair... :'(
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Maybe she just prefers to pwn one at a time?
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I've got a new one ( how do I know this? I just found myself stalking their profile and looking for their posts) here and it's not ligitious. And its still hellzing on WP.
isn't hellzing that dude with the trippy looking avatar; of himself.
He uses anime stuff, now, but at first he had an off center, glaring eye pic of, presumably, himself.
BTW, I thought it was hellz nigger,(NGR and what a horrible picture that brought to mind), but I was over there recently and he uses Hellznrg, as in "Hell's energy". I finally got it.
::)
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Maybe she just prefers to pwn one at a time?
No, she just thinks I'm a dull Swede. :(
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Maybe she just prefers to pwn one at a time?
No, she just thinks I'm a dull Swede. :(
your people ARE cowards afterall.
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i hate goats....
That's because your country is renowned for sheep shagging.
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your people ARE cowards afterall.
That's the other Swedes, not me. I blew up a roadsign after I was fined for violating the speed limit. Doesn't that count? :(
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I am anti-social. Hooray!
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owning hells nigger is far too easy and a total waste of time because he's a psycopath on a sugar high with the brain of a 6 year old.
I just like to provoke him when he makes lame posts (most of them) to do with me.
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... he's a psycopath on a sugar high with the brain of a 6 year old.
Shit! You just described me, except I'm eleven and a little embarrassed about my minimal vocabulary.
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I am anti-social. Hooray!
Join the club! 8)
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your people ARE cowards afterall.
That's the other Swedes, not me. I blew up a roadsign after I was fined for violating the speed limit. Doesn't that count? :(
That makes you a moron.
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**oxymandias thinks everyone is a moron***
He apologizes to all the morons in the world***
Except for one in particular
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I get totally obsessed with internet people I don't like and who don't like me.
I used to graze the WP forums completley trying to find posts by hellsing. This has also happened with about 4 other people over at WP.
I get obsessed with internet people, but it's usually because I like them or they fascinate me.
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Dads with fresh babies always get a by for a while. I'm sure I could piss her off quite a bit, too, but I don't need the negative Karma. ... and I don't mean a yay or ghey button either. I always take a hit in real life when I'm too much of an asshole and it's unwarranted. I'm much better off if I save my guile for those who deserve it.
Shit! I just noticed my yay/ghey karma is over two hundred. I didn't realize I had been that funny. I must be in a crowd of people who get my sense of humor or at least, understand it ... ... finally.
Yeah, I've had karma come back and bite me in the ass before. I've also had good things happen to me after I've done good things for people. I can definitely say I've learned a lesson from it all, and there are some people I think who still need to learn lessons!
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Dads with fresh babies always get a by for a while. I'm sure I could piss her off quite a bit, too, but I don't need the negative Karma. ... and I don't mean a yay or ghey button either. I always take a hit in real life when I'm too much of an asshole and it's unwarranted. I'm much better off if I save my guile for those who deserve it.
Shit! I just noticed my yay/ghey karma is over two hundred. I didn't realize I had been that funny. I must be in a crowd of people who get my sense of humor or at least, understand it ... ... finally.
Yeah, I've had karma come back and bite me in the ass before. I've also had good things happen to me after I've done good things for people. I can definitely say I've learned a lesson from it all, and there are some people I think who still need to learn lessons!
You go Girl! :evillaugh: +
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I get totally obsessed with internet people I don't like and who don't like me.
I used to graze the WP forums completley trying to find posts by hellsing. This has also happened with about 4 other people over at WP.
I get obsessed with internet people, but it's usually because I like them or they fascinate me.
Now see, that makes a lot more sense than someone running around with their tampon string lit like a fuse. I usually try to ignore those I don't like.
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your people ARE cowards afterall.
That's the other Swedes, not me. I blew up a roadsign after I was fined for violating the speed limit. Doesn't that count? :(
did you do it in plain view of witnesses?
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I get totally obsessed with internet people I don't like and who don't like me.
I used to graze the WP forums completley trying to find posts by hellsing. This has also happened with about 4 other people over at WP.
I get obsessed with internet people, but it's usually because I like them or they fascinate me.
Now see, that makes a lot more sense than someone running around with their tampon string lit like a fuse. I usually try to ignore those I don't like.
Hence I think the ignore list should be implemented. I'm agressive, and i've never ever understood people that aren't.
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did you do it in plain view of witnesses?
No, I'm not that much of a moron. That's not cowardice, however, that's common sense. A coward is someone who doesn't even revenge secretely. And of course I didn't want any innocent people to get hurt. Pieces of a road sign of metal are like shrapnel. The real cowards are the cops, who fine people for ridiculous "crimes" like violating the speed limits on the motorway, when they let rapists, drug dealers and mafia guys go free. It's of course much safer to pick on ordinary people...
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did you do it in plain view of witnesses?
No, I'm not that much of a moron. That's not cowardice, however, that's common sense. A coward is someone who doesn't even revenge secretely. And of course I didn't want any innocent people to get hurt. Pieces of a road sign of metal are like shrapnel. The real cowards are the cops, who fine people for ridiculous "crimes" like violating the speed limits on the motorway, when they let rapists, drug dealers and mafia guys go free. It's of course much safer to pick on ordinary people...
The trouble is the police are often made powerless against real crime by the bureaucrats and other agencies interferrance, so a lot of the time they are only able to effectively deal with the petty 'crimes' such as speeding, etc. It stinks.
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I know. :(
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Hence I think the ignore list should be implemented. I'm agressive, and i've never ever understood people that aren't.
I still don't see a need for an ignore list. If you dont' like somebody, jusy "ignore" them. Coming up with an ignore function would mean a lot of work for Duncvis and as of now, I think you're the only person requesting this feature.
If you realy want an ignore function that bad, have a vote on it.
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I'v gotten pretty good at ignoring the idiots on forums. When I get insulted, I just consider the source and shrug it off. Once in a while, I'd like to click a button to shut someone out. But, since the majority here don't want it, I'll live with it.
At Fractalus, we do have it and it's set up, so that you can "unignore" the person your ignoring. I had someone there that I was ignoring, but, when I wanted to see what they were saying on a certain subject, I would just unignore them. That is if I was in the mood to listen or they actually had something worth listening to.
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I once rescued two lambs who'd become trapped in potholes formed by an underground stream on the side of a mountain north of Arrochar.
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I once rescued two lambs who'd become trapped in potholes formed by an underground stream on the side of a mountain north of Arrochar.
maaaaarvellous. did you take them home for the freezer? :angel:
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I once rescued two lambs who'd become trapped in potholes formed by an underground stream on the side of a mountain north of Arrochar.
maaaaarvellous. did you take them home for the freezer? :angel:
Nah, just sent them on their way to rejoin the flock. I took me quite a while to get them out; they were heavy, the holes were deep and narrow, and they ran away from my arm.
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Peter, your a man after my own heart! Pay no attention to that vile, dastardly villian Duncvis! :eyebrows:
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Peter, your a man after my own heart! Pay no attention to that vile, dastardly villian Duncvis! :eyebrows:
i thought that surely pete would have waited until they were the age of consent and then had his way with them.
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I Luuuuv picking inside my ears with some sharp object. You know that look that cats give when you scratch them in just the right place? I know that feeling. It is a good feeling.
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I don't pick my ears but I'm always stratching the inside of them with something, they itch so much they drive me insane. I prefer to use a match stick for the job, watching out for splinters of course.
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I am not wearing any boxers right now, because I ran out. Its time to do some laundry at my dad's house.
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I am not wearing any boxers right now, because I ran out. Its time to do some laundry at my dad's house.
Will you cover your privates while getting over to your Dad's place?
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I am sure Jessica would love to take me. I will ll drop you off at the mental hospital, where you were, after that.
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When I had a basin in my bedroom as a teen, I used to sit on it and pee in it as I was too lazy to go to the bathroom nextdoor and didn't like leaving my room much :-[
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Putting something too far in my left ear makes me cough. A doctor once told me "it shouldn't do that." It does anyway. The right ear conforms to expectations more readily.
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When I had a basin in my bedroom as a teen, I used to sit on it and pee in it as I was too lazy to go to the bathroom nextdoor and didn't like leaving my room much :-[
i live in a house full of women. i am too lazy to put the toilet seat up, then down again. i pee in the sink as well.
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I'm feeling very sad. Bummer!
For one thing it's January and I always feel sad during this time of year, but NOW it's warm, we haven't had but a few days of winterlike conditions all season, but I know it's coming and many of my valued plants are killing themselves, by trying to bloom at the wrong time of year. I have twenty seven buddleia, five hydrangea, seventeen flowering trees and thousands of spring flowering bulbs in my yard. Many other things, too, but those are the ones that are confused and fragile in the instance of sudden freeze. I've been out a lot this morning trying to assess their chances and it doesn't look good with so much winter yet to come, surely it will come and it will leave destruction behind, because the plants are supposed to be dormant during the depth of winter's freeze.
The trees will survive, but not spring's uplifting display of color, the buddleia roots will survive, but not the massive upper growth I've cultivated over the years and trained into huge specimens, hydrangea will also lose its upper growth, along with this year's blooms, but the flowering bulbs are history. Some of the not-yet-flowering, juvenile bulbs, which naturally split-off from the parent bulbs, will live on to bloom again some day, but the spectacle of beauty which marks spring's arrival and the end of winter's unhappy despondency will not happen for me, this year.
When winter comes it will bring bring death to much my work. I feel myself stagnating in hopelessness. "Bummer" just doesn't say enough.
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That's really sad. The weather is as fucked up here. Today it was 0C/32F but still no snow. When it finally comes, both plants and animals will get a shock so to speak... :(
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It's 8C here, and it's been pissing with rain since early November. Usually by now, we'd have had plenty of hard fosts, cold, sunny days, and the ground would be frozen solid, but we've been completely ice free in Glasgow so far, and I don't think the temperature has gotten below 0C at any point. Last winter, also, the only snow we got was one night in March.
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Putting something too far in my left ear makes me cough. A doctor once told me "it shouldn't do that." It does anyway. The right ear conforms to expectations more readily.
That happens with both my ears, but the coughing is worth it to stop the insane itching.
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Putting something too far in my left ear makes me cough. A doctor once told me "it shouldn't do that." It does anyway. The right ear conforms to expectations more readily.
That happens with both my ears, but the coughing is worth it to stop the insane itching.
I'm going to ditto PI, word for word.
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I have a really strange thing in my right ear. It itches sometimes when I have drunk some alcohol or smoked a cigar. It often feels like it came from beneath a tooth with a root canal in my lower jaw and then went all the way through the jaw to my ear. The root canal looks perfect on X-rays though, and as far as I can remember I had that akward problem even before I got the root canal; it "itches" from the lower jaw to the ear. ???
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I was anorexic for over 10 years and almost died of it 4 times.
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My ancestors were supposedly from Poland.
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My ancestors were supposedly from Poland.
My wife's ancestors are polish on her father's side.
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My ancestors were supposedly from Poland.
My wife's ancestors are polish on her father's side.
This was a loooong time ago. 18th century or thereabouts.
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My mother's mother was Polish Jewish. I never knew her and neither did my mother as she gave my mother up for adoption as a baby.
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I have never said anything to the effect of, "I am never drinking again," during a hangover.
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I bite my lip or pick it when I am stressed or very bored.
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I used my medical knowledge for almost evil purposes. I used it so my lab values for the metabolic profile would show up in the optimal range, and not show up like a person who binges on junkfood. (that was three months ago) If I use my medical knowledge to advance myself and eat no junkfood I am a better person, and I do that now.
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I am still not wearing any boxers.
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I have chewed on my lip until it was swollen up to the size of a date before. And I occasionally chew on my lip for fun (the blood is tastey too).
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I pick until it bleeds often and looks all scabby. Ick. Stress...gotta love it. And boredom. Sitting on the net isn't stimulating my mind enough.
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You mean tearing the dry skin off it? I do that, that is SOO much fun.
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Yup, I pull the dry skin off, but I do it until it is sore and looks ugly lol
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Most of the time I just tear off the superficial skin, but occasionally I tear the skin off repeatedly over several days and it gets really scabby. But it is addictive, once I realize the scab is there, i absolutely positively MUST sit down and tear it off. Once I started tearing off a layer I probably should have let heal, and i realized this once I started bleeding a lot, but half of the layer was off and half of it was on, and I just COULDNT stop thinking about it.
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I bite my lip or pick it when I am stressed or very bored.
oooooo, another lip picker! I never bit into my lip! But picking at dead skin was and still is a major compunction! :-[
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I used to cut dead skin on my feet with a nail scissor until I cut into living flesh and it really hurt.
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Yup, I pull the dry skin off, but I do it until it is sore and looks ugly lol
If you ate it then, it would seem wierd, but some people do things like that subconsciously, because their body craves some nutrient and recycling is easier than foraging, again. It's those who keep it and then organize their little collection of skin fragments that many would have little in common with. Those people should learn the value of a kept secret.
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Lol, I certainly don't collect bits of it. That made me think of Hannibal Lector and that other guy in those movies for some reason... the one who makes things out of the skin of the women he kills.
As to eating it, if I do it is because I have chewed rather than pulled at it by hand. Anyways...stress/boredom habit. I have many. The other main one, which migth be a stim I think, I have had since I was 11.
I pull my eyebrows out. Anytime I am bored, stressed, thinking etc, I find my hand going up to there automatically, and it is incredibly difficult to stop.
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Lol, I certainly don't collect bits of it. That made me think of Hannibal Lector and that other guy in those movies for some reason... the one who makes things out of the skin of the women he kills.
As to eating it, if I do it is because I have chewed rather than pulled at it by hand. Anyways...stress/boredom habit. I have many. The other main one, which migth be a stim I think, I have had since I was 11.
I pull my eyebrows out. Anytime I am bored, stressed, thinking etc, I find my hand going up to there automatically, and it is incredibly difficult to stop.
Sounds like you might have "trichotillomania" the hair pulling syndrome, very common in women. My daughter has it and in 3rd grade she managed to pull out most of her eyebrows and eyelashes. We wound up going to a child counselor and the all sorts of stuff for behavior modification. That seems to be helping her keep it under control. Very recently it was discovered that "Trich" has a genetic source which has helped us to understand whats going on. With Amber, stress causes her to increase the hair pulling, IMO it's a kind of stim! Like my lip picking habit, which I used to do as a kid until my lips bled. With Amber at school she has it in her education plan to have things in her hand to fiddle with during class. That also helps her to control the impulse to pull! We have also noticed that the impulse is stronger in the shortest days of winter!
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I pull my eyebrows and eyelashes, but just to pick away the damaged hairs in them.
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I used to cut dead skin on my feet with a nail scissor until I cut into living flesh and it really hurt.
I did that a few times a few years ago- I just couldn't stand knowing that the dead skin was there. I still pick away at any dead skin I can find anywhere on my body and if I cut myself I find it incredibly hard not to pick at it and leave it to heal. Especially because it has become a kind of stim for me and I'm not always immediately aware that I am doing it.
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I pull dry skin off, too, but I never stop in time. :(
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I pull dry skin off, too, but I never stop in time. :(
It's fight all the time! I use a lot of lip balm in the winter dry months just to keep the picking at the dry lips at bay!
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Oh, I have tried everything to try and curb my hair pulling. Have cut my nails to the quick before, but I still managed to latch onto the hairs :laugh: I want so badly to have some eyebrows again as I look like a freak to me, but I just cannot seem to stop it.
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Amber's pediatrician finally recommended a medication that can help control trich. She's been on an anti depressant called Fluvoxamine Maleate 75 milligrams. It has worked to control it, it hasn't stopped, but it dramatically lessened. That enabled us to work on behavior modifications that have also lessened the impulse. She has been pretty good this year despite the season, starting high school and other stressors. It has reached the point where we are going to start weaning her off the medication. We'll start this summer at camp, since her picking is minimal there anyway. She's having fun and she's kept busy. She's been at her current dose for several years and it's our knowledge that the medication is not as effective anymore, because her body has grown and is better at metabolizing the drug. So we'll cut it down to 50 mg and see what happens The drug was only used to get a start on behavior mods and other learning skills to handle the urges to pull. None of us like to see her on it, but, the results speak for themselves!
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If my Last.fm thing say that Nightwish, Whiteskull or Singery is playing, it's very likely that I'm doing some creative writing. Those are the only three bands I can currently write to. all have female vocalists (the only power metal bands I have on itunes with female vocalists). I don't know most of the lyrics to nay of their songs. When I know the lyrics, they become distracting and it's harder to write. Beyond that, I'm not quite sure why those three bands.
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Oh, another Nightwish fan. ^ Cool.
I can't afford five hundred dollars for a pair of aluminum, precision machined adapters. I'm making them out of wood, just like the rest of the project.
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"samsara" sounds a lot like "samara" in the ring movies. i was watching the ring two earlier and in my head i kept thinking of PMS Elle's custom title "samsara sucks and then you moksha"
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So glad others like Nightwish, did I convert you, DD lol?
Random truth...hmm... I pick my nose a lot still lol
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So glad others like Nightwish, did I convert you, DD lol?
Random truth...hmm... I pick my nose a lot still lol
"You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose." Then again, some people here might just like that! :eyebrows: :P
Oh, I pick my nose too......when nobodies looking! :green:
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Yeah, but it's more acceptable for a man to pick his nose... women are meant to be these bloody delicate, non nose picking, non farting, non swearing beings...
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I have drank seven beers.
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Yeah, but it's more acceptable for a man to pick his nose... women are meant to be these bloody delicate, non nose picking, non farting, non swearing beings...
I will defend to the death your right to pick your nose and fart with pride! :jedi: :vader:
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Death that easy no
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Yeah, but it's more acceptable for a man to pick his nose... women are meant to be these bloody delicate, non nose picking, non farting, non swearing beings...
We are?? :o
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Yep you are. Though cum farts are allowed after a decent arse fuck. :drool:
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Yep you are. Though cum farts are allowed after a decent arse fuck. :drool:
Fuck that-I think if you want a woman with a dirty mind you're going to have to put up with a drity mouth too >:D
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Yep you are. Though cum farts are allowed after a decent arse fuck. :drool:
Fuck that-I think if you want a woman with a dirty mind you're going to have to put up with a drity mouth too >:D
I love a woman who talks dirty! :evillaugh:
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Funny, funny comments here. Made me smile, which I sure need right now.
Random truth...hmm...I am a proficient rollerskater, which is odd considering aspies are meant to have motor skill issues.
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Funny, funny comments here. Made me smile, which I sure need right now.
Random truth...hmm...I am a proficient rollerskater, which is odd considering aspies are meant to have motor skill issues.
can you do a routine? like those ice skaters do?
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Um, nope lol. I just skate round and round at speed in general. Speed is my forte, though I used to be able to do some jumps. But not very well and I could never get any balance if I tried to skate in a squatted position as many can do.
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Um, nope lol. I just skate round and round at speed in general. Speed is my forte, though I used to be able to do some jumps. But not very well and I could never get any balance if I tried to skate in a squatted position as many can do.
try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SgEbrJmIUY
lol
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Um, nope lol. I just skate round and round at speed in general. Speed is my forte, though I used to be able to do some jumps. But not very well and I could never get any balance if I tried to skate in a squatted position as many can do.
try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SgEbrJmIUY
lol
Fuck, no, :laugh: Check out that blue lame suit, god. I wish I could do some of those moves, but that starting music always makes me think of Shrek.
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i shaved my "triangle of zinthar" today. :P
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My favorite coffee right now is a DD large with skim milk and ten splendas. It's basically a milkshake. It's awesome. Worth drinking even with no caffeine for the lovely feeling of fullness and warmth (minus very many calories).
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
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So's aspertame. So's suagr. So's the water where I live. :P
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
I use splenda too. I am trying to cut down on sweetners as they all seem to get a pretty bad press. I want to try stevia, which is a herbal sweetner that has been used in china with no problems for about 20-30 years. Interesting that the fda wont legislate its use though. Probably because it would put all the other sweetners out of business.
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I + a whole bunch of people right now!
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where do you live then, PMSElle?
Graelwyn, you're probably right.
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I had a martini and two strawberry margaritas tonight 8)
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
I use splenda too. I am trying to cut down on sweetners as they all seem to get a pretty bad press. I want to try stevia, which is a herbal sweetner that has been used in china with no problems for about 20-30 years. Interesting that the fda wont legislate its use though. Probably because it would put all the other sweetners out of business.
I am starting to feel a connection to you.
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i shaved my "triangle of zinthar" today. :P
The triangle is my favorite. Why are women going completely bald these days anyways??
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
I use splenda too. I am trying to cut down on sweetners as they all seem to get a pretty bad press. I want to try stevia, which is a herbal sweetner that has been used in china with no problems for about 20-30 years. Interesting that the fda wont legislate its use though. Probably because it would put all the other sweetners out of business.
I am starting to feel a connection to you.
Graelwyn, RUN NOW! :laugh:
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Yeah, run far away from bisexual Carla. I got things down pack better you.
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/me eyes AllDayGlowRandy
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Don't get the wrong idea. I am not uncomfortable with bisexual people, its just you like women to. Jessica has some ideas that are not mainstream either, and I say whatever floats your boat.
This dinner is too spicy for you.
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In addition to being spicy, its the finnest dinner you could possibly make, with lots of hardwork. I train and eat as best I can to be as sexy as possible.
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
I use splenda too. I am trying to cut down on sweetners as they all seem to get a pretty bad press. I want to try stevia, which is a herbal sweetner that has been used in china with no problems for about 20-30 years. Interesting that the fda wont legislate its use though. Probably because it would put all the other sweetners out of business.
I am starting to feel a connection to you.
Graelwyn, RUN NOW! :laugh:
I was half way through a quart jar of my home canned pickles (Yes, I have had a problem, lately, with them just sitting there) when I almost choked. I only got vinegar to come out my nose, though, no pickles.
Randy, every eye is on you. Show no disrespect, if you are more fond of food, than of tube feeding.
:evillaugh:
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Mmmmmmm tube feeding.
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i shaved my "triangle of zinthar" today. :P
ooooh, lets see a pic....
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
I use splenda too. I am trying to cut down on sweetners as they all seem to get a pretty bad press. I want to try stevia, which is a herbal sweetner that has been used in china with no problems for about 20-30 years. Interesting that the fda wont legislate its use though. Probably because it would put all the other sweetners out of business.
I am starting to feel a connection to you.
Graelwyn, RUN NOW! :laugh:
I was half way through a quart jar of my home canned pickles (Yes, I have had a problem, lately, with them just sitting there) when I almost choked. I only got vinegar to come out my nose, though, no pickles.
Randy, every eye is on you. Show no disrespect, if you are more fond of food, than of tube feeding.
:evillaugh:
:laugh:
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i shaved my "triangle of zinthar" today. :P
The triangle is my favorite. Why are women going completely bald these days anyways??
i dunno about anyone else, i just like the feel of it. i hate the feel and look of bodyhair. would be super if there was a pill i could take that would make me completely hairless from the neck down.
i shaved my "triangle of zinthar" today. :P
ooooh, lets see a pic....
or lets not. :P
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I try to remain hairless down there, but some hairs are hard to pluck.
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some areas are hard to shave too. :-\
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I have not been to the pool or swam at the beach for 4 years. My first possible swimming at the beach in 4 years will occur in a couple of weeks time, when I am heading down to Melbourne to visit a woman I met on WP.
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I ran straight through a plate glass window as a child. I didn't seem to even be aware it was there, and I actually was about to step back through when my father grabbed me.
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i hear splenda is unhealthy though. :'(
I use splenda too. I am trying to cut down on sweetners as they all seem to get a pretty bad press. I want to try stevia, which is a herbal sweetner that has been used in china with no problems for about 20-30 years. Interesting that the fda wont legislate its use though. Probably because it would put all the other sweetners out of business.
I am starting to feel a connection to you.
Graelwyn, RUN NOW! :laugh:
I was half way through a quart jar of my home canned pickles (Yes, I have had a problem, lately, with them just sitting there) when I almost choked. I only got vinegar to come out my nose, though, no pickles.
Randy, every eye is on you. Show no disrespect, if you are more fond of food, than of tube feeding.
:evillaugh:
:laugh:
Well if it were not for postive visualization exercises, I would need hospitalization. Ever since I was born I had that problem, and I would cry constantly untill I was given food. My grandfather liked me because I was quite when he fed me. I was a fat baby, but now its very hard for me to gain any weight even if I eat lots of junkfood. When I was younger, I ate too much pasta, and threw up on my bed. Cake was another thing, and I almost threw up from eating too much of that too. My first word was cake and not mom or dad. I took care of the problem on my own with no help but my own.
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Milla,
you cannot blame a guy for trying! :green:
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where do you live then, PMSElle?
Graelwyn, you're probably right.
Massachusetts, in an area where cold water is sometimes yellow, and in an apartment building where the hot water turns the tub orange. I use a brita water filter, though I was drinking the water unfiltered for quite a long time with lemonade mix to hide the flavor.
some areas are hard to shave too. :-\
I used to be scared of cutting something, so I'd nair -that area-. It's actually easier to shave.
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where do you live then, PMSElle?
Graelwyn, you're probably right.
Massachusetts, in an area where cold water is sometimes yellow, and in an apartment building where the hot water turns the tub orange. I use a brita water filter, though I was drinking the water unfiltered for quite a long time with lemonade mix to hide the flavor.
some areas are hard to shave too. :-\
I used to be scared of cutting something, so I'd nair -that area-. It's actually easier to shave.
What causes the discolouration and bad taste? And you did what to -that area-?
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There are areas here that have sulfur and iron in the water. The water is discolored similarly. It smells like rotten eggs coming out of the tap. They say it's safe, but it really stinks, to me.
Nair is the brand name of a depilatory product.
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some areas are hard to shave too. :-\
I doubt that it could be harder to shave a pussy than the ballsack(?)
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There are areas here that have sulfur and iron in the water. The water is discolored similarly. It smells like rotten eggs coming out of the tap. They say it's safe, but it really stinks, to me.
It's probably sulfate and might be a by-product from fertilizers. I live on the countryside and I've noticed that even if people have their own wells, it often smells rotten eggs if the live near a farming field.
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There are areas here that have sulfur and iron in the water. The water is discolored similarly. It smells like rotten eggs coming out of the tap. They say it's safe, but it really stinks, to me.
It's probably sulfate and might be a by-product from fertilizers. I live on the countryside and I've noticed that even if people have their own wells, it often smells rotten eggs if the live near a farming field.
You're probably right about farming chemicals seeping into the water. Our soil, here, is mostly black clay and the sub-soil is limestone, so the metals and their salts are very high. Most everyone has a natural well to tap, if they want. We're on city water, which means lots of filtering, areation and additional chemicals. We cook with it, but we buy bottled water to drink. We go through about four to six five-gallon jugs per week. I've been told I drink too much water, but I need a lot of water to feel hydrated well and healthy.
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And you did what to -that area-?
Not quite member's choice worthy, but quoted for hilarity because it made me grin.
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so you electrocuted your pussy bald? i want some of that nair. :P
Liti i do believe a pussy can be harder to shave than a ballsack.
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so you electrocuted your pussy bald? i want some of that nair. :P
Liti i do believe a pussy can be harder to shave than a ballsack.
i find that it is pleasureable to have a lady shave my ballsack(s)
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Its bloody painful when you catch the skin underneath when shaving the genitals...as in the female genitals. Ouch, done that a number of times.
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once i played a practical joke on my grandmother.
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i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
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i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda
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:-\ :o
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i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda
:puke:
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i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda
Did you cum while you thought about it? I did. I cummed while I wrote someone a dirty letter by accident.
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i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda
:puke:
you never know what triggers a memory!
once, my best friend had to go visit a doctor for his back.
anyways the doctor that he visited shared an office with a sexual dysfunction specialist. so i grabbed a business card (the sexual dysfunction dr.)
after his visit we stopped by my grandparents for a visit and some lunch. after we got up off the sofa to leave i dropped the sexual dysfunction specialists card where on the sofa, where my friend was sitting.
we left.
about a week later i went all by myself to visit my grandparents. and my grandmother cornered me, and showed me the card. i played coy. but after much grilling i had to tell her. but i made her promise not to say anything to anybody that my beat friend was impotent at the ripe age of 21.
she gasped, and promised not to say anything.
i forgot to let my grandmother off the hook and tell her that i was kidding.
several months later my friend and i went for another visit (we liked going there because we ate for free, were allowed to smoke in the house and my grandparents were cool as shit).
my grandmother obviously forgot her promise to remain mum about what i had told her. i guess that the drama was too much and she needed more.
so she cornered my friend and gave him sympathy. "oh," she said, "i have been so worried about you. how is your little problem?"
the thing is, i never got around to letting my friend in on the joke.
now i only wish that i could remember their exact conversation. but alas, the account i heard was to come later that day from my friend.
we laughed and laughed.
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so she cornered my friend and gave him sympathy. "oh," she said, "i have been so worried about you. how is your little problem?"
Maybe she wanted to try her hand at curing him.
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so you electrocuted your pussy bald? i want some of that nair. :P
Liti i do believe a pussy can be harder to shave than a ballsack.
Not electrocuted. I think Nair uses bleach or something that dissolves the hair. It can give a chemical burn. Shaving is a lot better.
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You got chemical burn on your normal skin, or the more inner folds? Because nair sounds like a really good idea, and if you got chemical burns on more sensative skin, but not regular skin, I might consider using it. Which brings to mind the question of if skin in the vincinity of the male groin is normal or sensative.
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I used to Nair one leg, because of a brace I had to wear for a while, after an injury. Nair can remove chunks of skin, down to the sensitive subcutaneous layers, if you leave it on too long. That was on my tough, old weathered legs, too. I can only imagine how dangerous it would be on a scrotum or the surrounding "protected" skin.
You girls who Nair your nethers are very brave.
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I am lazy with shaving. I don't bother with my legs unless it is Summer and shorts time. (I wear shorts over leggings in winter). I do shave my armpits every other day though as the sweat clings more when they are hairy...but I remember one time, I just didn't bother with any of this stuff. I hardly washed, I hardly changed my clothes and I never shaved, and the hair was like a forest under there, not to mention down below :-\ Not sure if it was depression or just my wanting to do other things over mundane things. It has been a trait for me since I was young to be truthful...wanting to wear the same clothes daily, and not bothering with baths/showers that often. I shower every day now with the exception of Sundays sometimes.
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yeesh, then i shall not nair. but i wanna know if there's anything i can do, that isn't dangerous and stuff, to remove the hair permanently. do you have to see a specialist for that? cuz i suck at seeing people for stuff. and i'm phobic of appointment making let alone going to said appointment.
you never know what triggers a memory!
once, my best friend had to go visit a doctor for his back.
anyways the doctor that he visited shared an office with a sexual dysfunction specialist. so i grabbed a business card (the sexual dysfunction dr.)
after his visit we stopped by my grandparents for a visit and some lunch. after we got up off the sofa to leave i dropped the sexual dysfunction specialists card where on the sofa, where my friend was sitting.
we left.
about a week later i went all by myself to visit my grandparents. and my grandmother cornered me, and showed me the card. i played coy. but after much grilling i had to tell her. but i made her promise not to say anything to anybody that my beat friend was impotent at the ripe age of 21.
she gasped, and promised not to say anything.
i forgot to let my grandmother off the hook and tell her that i was kidding.
several months later my friend and i went for another visit (we liked going there because we ate for free, were allowed to smoke in the house and my grandparents were cool as shit).
my grandmother obviously forgot her promise to remain mum about what i had told her. i guess that the drama was too much and she needed more.
so she cornered my friend and gave him sympathy. "oh," she said, "i have been so worried about you. how is your little problem?"
the thing is, i never got around to letting my friend in on the joke.
now i only wish that i could remember their exact conversation. but alas, the account i heard was to come later that day from my friend.
we laughed and laughed.
thanks for the laugh, dude :LMAO: that was hella funny, you have a great grandma!
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I am glad Millabella is back.
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How does nair work? Does it break down the keratin? Because it probably couldn't melt your skin off, it would just dissolve all the dead layers of keratin glazed cells in the upper layers. Then again, I haven't actually experimented.
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aww thanks Callaway :-*
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How does nair work? Does it break down the keratin? Because it probably couldn't melt your skin off, it would just dissolve all the dead layers of keratin glazed cells in the upper layers. Then again, I haven't actually experimented.
Yes, Nomaken. Chemical depilatories work by breaking the disulfide bonds that link the protein chains in the keratin that give hair its strength, making the hair disintegrate. A common depilatory is calcium thioglycolate. Your epidermis also has keratin, and the outer layer is dissolved by the depilatory as well. If one uses chemical depilatories too frequently or leaves them on the skin too long, the skin can be chemically burned.
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How does nair work? Does it break down the keratin? Because it probably couldn't melt your skin off, it would just dissolve all the dead layers of keratin glazed cells in the upper layers. Then again, I haven't actually experimented.
Yes, Nomaken. Chemical depilatories work by breaking the disulfide bonds that link the protein chains in the keratin that give hair its strength, making the hair disintegrate. A common depilatory is calcium thioglycolate. Your epidermis also has keratin, and the outer layer is dissolved by the depilatory as well. If one uses chemical depilatories too frequently or leaves them on the skin too long, the skin can be chemically burned.
That was a really aspie explanation. I'm sure Miss Sweden or Miss America use depilatories, but I'm also sure that they don't have a clue whether it's horse shit or perchloric acid in them. + :laugh:
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i just gave everyone on this page a + 1.
except for nomaken because i feel that he would have objected.
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My tactile has not come back completely all week. I am not getting the same benefit from my punching bag and scratchy clothes, right now. I'm a little nervous that a bad one is coming. Loud bass seems to be the only thing that helps.
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What is the bad one coming, DirtDawg. ???
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Meltdown?
Random truth...hmm. If people make certain noises repeatedly, I want to hit them
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
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What is the bad one coming, DirtDawg. ???
Not a meltdown.
I did that as a child at a fairly high cost. I can now control my reactions much bettter, especially now that I know a littlle about autism and understand better what some of these sensory episodes lead to from past experience. Now, I usuallly just get kind of depresssed, listen to my music, way too loud, lay around and mope on wooly blankets, wearing a wool thermals inside out with a tight t-shirt over them, and the most ridiculous rainbow toe socks you ever saw, trying to get some tactile sensation from rough things. I also spend a little time on the punching bag using gripper gloves, inside out.
This processs makes a lot more sense than trying to figure out which foods I'm having an allergic reaction to, which is what doctors told me most of my life, when I was desparate enough to ask for help. Since I learned some of this a few years ago, I have had fewer and less severe instances, that also seem to go away faster, but this one came on much sooner than the normal dreaded timeframe. I'm so tired of dropping things, crushing things and scratching mysellf with rough things. I want my super-focussed-body-movements, perfectly-accurate-approach, lay-things-down-in-perfect-balance, "hyper-control" back. I misss my sense of humor, too.
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
Ack, one of my top peeves!
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
In the rudeness of my youth, I once BURPED so loud in a restaurant, that the sound echoed off the back wall of the place, everyone fell silent and it made two babies start crying. I'm glad you guys weren't sitting in that restaurant, that day. I probably should have been embarrrassed, at the time, but I just laughed.
I don't do that stuff, anymore!
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i would have laughed too, that *is* hilarious! people take little things like that too seriously. rude schmude, burps are fun.
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
In the rudeness of my youth, I once BURPED so loud in a restaurant, that the sound echoed off the back wall of the place, everyone fell silent and it made two babies start crying. I'm glad you guys weren't sitting in that restaurant, that day. I probably should have been embarrrassed, at the time, but I just laughed.
I don't do that stuff, anymore!
Lol, I never stopped doing that kind of thing. A kind of rebellion against my prudish mother's upbringing I suppose. I once went to a pizza place with my father when I was about 14 or 15, and as we left and walked out onto the sidewalk, I let off a really loud fart. These 2 teenage girls walking along stopped then started giggling and my father walked off without me, the hypocrite! He was always farting then laughing about it.
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Now, see, as a caring father I would have just looked directly at the two judgemental teens and said, "Excuse me, I had no idea I was enjoying an audience. No need to applaud. That wasn't one of my better efforts".
At least, I hope it would happen on one of my fast thinking days.
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
In the rudeness of my youth, I once BURPED so loud in a restaurant, that the sound echoed off the back wall of the place, everyone fell silent and it made two babies start crying. I'm glad you guys weren't sitting in that restaurant, that day. I probably should have been embarrrassed, at the time, but I just laughed.
I don't do that stuff, anymore!
It's more the chewing noises, and the loud noise of swallowing air with the food. My mum's terrible for that; she eats far too quicky, with her mouth half open, mooshing the air around her mouth with a 'squelch, squeee, brrrbpp' and then swallowing it with a 'glugbbbrrrrrrrree', and periodically chokes.
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
Ack, one of my top peeves!
Me too, but the noises don't have to be loud. Oh, and I want it in a completely nonviolent way. ;)
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I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
Ack, one of my top peeves!
Me too, but the noises don't have to be loud. Oh, and I want it in a completely nonviolent way. ;)
how so?
with a fork lunged into their eye.
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Whatever shuts them up. Those smacking noises drive me nuts.
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I'm not a particularly pretty eater. I eat like I just got out of prison- I lean forward so the food doesn't have to travel as far (to avoid messiness) and eat very fast (because I'm usually really hungry). I don't think I'm loud, though, unless it's a loud food anyway like popcorn.
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My mother and my ex housemate used to make so much noise, I would strongly have to resist telling them they sounded like pigs at a trough. I abhor that sound so much.
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When I get rages sometimes, I react by punching myself until I bruise as it is the only way I have found to deal with the level of anger and self loathing I experience at those times.
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i used to get into rages like that too, but i don't SI anymore and i have no energy for much rage anymore, but i still get flashbacks of all the stupid things i've done and i feel like shooting myself in the head. makes me feel less than worthless. but hey that's life. it can really suck. :P
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What do you mean when you say you have no energy for it now? I always got rages even when I was severely anorectic and shouldn't have had the energy. Is there anything else that helped stop yours?
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it's not physical energy, it's... mental...or spiritual, or emotional energy. i just am so done with any drama in my life that i can avoid. a lot of it has just oozed out of me. OCD is still very tough, and self loathing and regrets. that's all that i can handle, and that barely. i'm pretty focused on seeing the good in what i can, it's a much happier existence that way. i used to be so depressed and nihilistic, because i was afraid there was no meaning to life, that there was no afterlife, but that changed for me and changed my whole outlook. it wasn't one of those religion saves things, i just got to know what i needed to know, because i finally was in so much pain and rage that i demanded it, instead of asking.
i dunno if that makes any sense to you, i'm pretty scattered.
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it's not physical energy, it's... mental...or spiritual, or emotional energy. i just am so done with any drama in my life that i can avoid. a lot of it has just oozed out of me. OCD is still very tough, and self loathing and regrets. that's all that i can handle, and that barely. i'm pretty focused on seeing the good in what i can, it's a much happier existence that way. i used to be so depressed and nihilistic, because i was afraid there was no meaning to life, that there was no afterlife, but that changed for me and changed my whole outlook. it wasn't one of those religion saves things, i just got to know what i needed to know, because i finally was in so much pain and rage that i demanded it, instead of asking.
i dunno if that makes any sense to you, i'm pretty scattered.
It makes total sense because I only improved when I got involved in a more spiritual outlook... it gave me a different perception of everything and I suppose I found some self worth in my abilities in that area and in being able to help other people. But I tend to take the wrong direction a lot. It is a balancing act I am not good at...the spiritual stuff became my obsession and I lost touch with any sort of reality...but in ways, I think I was better off that way as I did become a lot calmer and, well, more enlightened if you like.
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yeah i'm kinda obsessing about the spiritual stuff too at the moment, helps pass the time if nothing more. :laugh:
i've made more bloopers than i wish to remember, but every mistake gets you closer to finding that balance, just gotta keep trying. it is sometimes really frustrating though. :)
i keep trying to define myself somehow because i've always felt like something of an observer and entity instead of being a person.
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I often get days when I feel totally detached from everything, including my own body lol. I only get brief shining moments when I feel myself to be a human being and a part of this world. It is quite disturbing really.
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yeah it is. it's why i like watching tv, i don't have to be a person at all then. :)
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yeah it is. it's why i like watching tv, i don't have to be a person at all then. :)
I find that too, plus watching TV helps me not to think too much. Trouble then is when I go to bed the thoughts I've been supressing won't leave me alone so I can go to sleep.
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yeah i'm kinda obsessing about the spiritual stuff too at the moment, helps pass the time if nothing more. :laugh:
i've made more bloopers than i wish to remember, but every mistake gets you closer to finding that balance, just gotta keep trying. it is sometimes really frustrating though. :)
i keep trying to define myself somehow because i've always felt like something of an observer and entity instead of being a person.
QFT + Witnessed
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thanks Ozy. you mean you've witnessed other entities? :P
PI, yeah, i think too much too, TV is great for reducing that. they say it stupifies, maybe so but hey they say also that ignorance is bliss. :P
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I'm not necessarily after the ignorance but a quiet mind occasionally would be bliss :laugh:
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yeah so my pun was a bit fawlty, sue me. :P
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yeah so my pun was a bit fawlty, sue me. :P
Don't take anything I say to heart, after all I am a whackjob :laugh:
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oh right. :laugh:
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I might enjoy a whackjob, right now.
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I might enjoy a whackjob, right now.
Is there any truth in the idea that if you sit on your hand till it goes numb and then jerk off it feels like someone else is doing it for you?
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I have not tried that, but I doubt it would work quite that way. :laugh:
Actually, I have a very numb everything, right now and I doubt I could respond properly. This sucks. If I tried to whack myself, now, I would cause more pain than pleasure. I don't have a sense of how much pressure I am using, no matter what I do.
::)
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Maybe you just need someone to give you a 'hand' then? :eyebrows:
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a wacky hand job :eyebrows:
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thanks Ozy. you mean you've witnessed other entities? :P
PI, yeah, i think too much too, TV is great for reducing that. they say it stupifies, maybe so but hey they say also that ignorance is bliss. :P
Yep and I'v felt like an "entity" as well! :P
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it's good to know i'm not alone in my entitiness :green:
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yeah i'm kinda obsessing about the spiritual stuff too at the moment, helps pass the time if nothing more. :laugh:
i've made more bloopers than i wish to remember, but every mistake gets you closer to finding that balance, just gotta keep trying. it is sometimes really frustrating though. :)
i keep trying to define myself somehow because i've always felt like something of an observer and entity instead of being a person.
QFT + Witnessed
I was too hung-over to post a Sunday bit of spiritual wisdom. (That was my random truth)
But let me give it an off the cuff attempt now: (and I am speaking without trying to be too literal, so please don't ask for references)
Sometimes I think people feel they have to somehow be good enough or perfect to be part of humanity, but that's not necessarily true. Sometimes the guiding spiritual force of the universe reaches out to those who are floundering the most. By acknowledging our weakness to fix ourselves, we are freed up to let the Spiritual Force do the work its supposed to do. Being ok with yourself as you are gives the Peace that makes it easier to join with the rest of humanity.
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that's very true. i'm very much not ok with myself. or i am with myself, just not with my past.
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that's very true. i'm very much not ok with myself. or i am with myself, just not with my past.
Letting go of the past is one of the hardest things for most people to do. Our future is not guarenteed, our present is fleeting. The past is what defines us. Following us into our futures like a shadow. As the day wanes, the shadow grows long. But if you keep looking forward, you won't see it.
However, a shadow has no effect on us unless we allow it to. It can neither slow or speed us, but we can stumble if we turn to look at it while still walking.
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I used to have a forum for spirituality and people looked to me for advice and guidance. I would have people on msn or yahoo just kinda gravitating towards me for assistance, and at times, it made me so angry as all I ever seemed to be doing was helping, and it drained me as I found I would absorb all of their issues, sometimes to the degree of reflecting their emotions right back at them. I suppose, when I realised that I was always ok with money and material things, but never with the love I had wanted all my life, I became very bitter and turned my back on it. I stopped bothering with my site and let it die, I lost contact with all those I used to talk to online and I vowed that I would never work for that so called higher force again. I suppose, maybe I did not take the right attitude, and one might call it selfish, but I devoted years to helping people, from suicidal people to people who had lost someone and my own life just seemed to be going nowhere outside of that. :-\ And my logical mind could never fully accept there was any such thing as a higher force or spirits anyway, evidence or no evidence, and believe me, I have had what many would call plenty of evidence.
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Whatever shuts them up. Those smacking noises drive me nuts.
Another things that really bothers me is that my mum likes to eat her food scalding-hot, so she's constantly sucking air past it to cool it down. Same when she drinks tea; she sucks it up from the cup with a whole lot of air to cool it before it reaches her mouth.
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you can't really find any evidence that can convince your logical mind. what i found was not so much evidence as it was something that triggered my memory and i remembered what i had found out was true. i was always way skeptical and demanded proof and evidence and that was why i was so miserable because i lived in a constant state of unknowing of what's gonna happen after we die and where we came from and what is the meaning of life... i couldn't wrap myself in blind faith.
we all know the truth deep inside but most of us have forgotten so that we could live lives and experience stuff. when a person is ready to start remembering, then there will be something that triggers it, could be big, could be little. what triggered me was very logical but it couldn't have convinced me if it had not triggered my own remembering of my own knowing.
Graelwyn, when you were helping all those people, you were out of balance if you weren't receiving anything for yourself. we can only give so much if we don't receive, we run dry and then who does that help? it's not selfish to want something for yourself as well. we all need to both give and receive or we go out of balance and things go to shit. :)
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you can't really find any evidence that can convince your logical mind. what i found was not so much evidence as it was something that triggered my memory and i remembered what i had found out was true. i was always way skeptical and demanded proof and evidence and that was why i was so miserable because i lived in a constant state of unknowing of what's gonna happen after we die and where we came from and what is the meaning of life... i couldn't wrap myself in blind faith.
we all know the truth deep inside but most of us have forgotten so that we could live lives and experience stuff. when a person is ready to start remembering, then there will be something that triggers it, could be big, could be little. what triggered me was very logical but it couldn't have convinced me if it had not triggered my own remembering of my own knowing.
Graelwyn, when you were helping all those people, you were out of balance if you weren't receiving anything for yourself. we can only give so much if we don't receive, we run dry and then who does that help? it's not selfish to want something for yourself as well. we all need to both give and receive or we go out of balance and things go to shit. :)
QFT, +1
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My skin is still bright pink and tingly, blistered slightly from an overly hot bath I took a while ago. I don't really fit in tubs well, but the hot water helps to calm my tactile issues, as they subside. The pain is not gone yet, but, at least, I'm not typing with a pencil anymore, from not being able to feel anythiing.
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What do you mean when you refer to tactile issues and what causes these?
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My ejaculations have been quite volumous lately. Also, I've been drinking nice birthday-wine.
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Oh, is it your bday today? or was it yesterday ?
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It's tomorrow, but mum will be away tomorrow, so we're celebrating today.
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Oh cool, well enjoy yourself and if I forget, happy bday for tomorrow.
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Well, Happy Birthday Peter. In case I forget about it tomorrow! :cake: :party: :woohoo:
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What do you mean when you refer to tactile issues and what causes these?
Fuck that! I would rather talk about Peter's voluminous ejaculations. I'll bet money I could swallow one, whole, what about you?
Seriously, it's about my tactile sense being the only sense that gives me pure, unmixed information about my surroundings, but it bores with me sometimes and sleeps, then it hurts when it wakes up. I've talked about my shit enough today and for the last five days I have spunked the place up with my background noise. Let's talk about something else.
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"I've got blisters on my fingers" Lots of people think that was John, but it was Ringo and his triple sized sticks, that was the problem ... my blisters are from the new strings I put on my dad's guitar, which are too big for me.
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"I've got blisters on my fingers" Lots of people think that was John, but it was Ringo and his triple sized sticks, that was the problem ... my blisters are from the new strings I put on my dad's guitar, which are too big for me.
It sounds like John.
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"I've got blisters on my fingers" Lots of people think that was John, but it was Ringo and his triple sized sticks, that was the problem ... my blisters are from the new strings I put on my dad's guitar, which are too big for me.
It sounds like John.
In Paul's biography he talks about Ringo having blood on his hands from blisters popping during his performance and he needed HELP! ... I need somebody ... HELP!
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In Many Years from Now? I must have forgotten... :-\
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
:laugh: Would you call his 'stick' triple size then?
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
:laugh: Would you call his 'stick' triple size then?
Compared to many, yes...
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
:laugh: Would you call his 'stick' triple size then?
Compared to many, yes...
I'm flattered. Does this mean that Litigious's stick is quadruple size, and Richard's is pentuple size?
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Since first grade I have been training myself to be noncompetetive, and to be alright about being inferior to others in any and every way, and alright with not being as lucky as others, or as advantaged as others. So basically since first grade I have been teaching myself how to be okay with anything that life throws at me.
Basically when I first started going to school, I found there were people prettier than me, and smarter than me, and I could choose to feel jealous of them, or I could choose to not want those things. And I picked the latter.
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
:laugh: Would you call his 'stick' triple size then?
Compared to many, yes...
I'm flattered. Does this mean that Litigious's stick is quadruple size, and Richard's is pentuple size?
My god, people, I was talking about drum sticks! How did we go from drum sticks to dumb sticks so fast?
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
:laugh: Would you call his 'stick' triple size then?
Compared to many, yes...
I'm flattered. Does this mean that Litigious's stick is quadruple size, and Richard's is pentuple size?
My god, people, I was talking about drum sticks! How did we go from drum sticks to dumb sticks so fast?
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+ 1 for creative terminology.... And Highly accurate :rofl:
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Since first grade I have been training myself to be noncompetetive, and to be alright about being inferior to others in any and every way, and alright with not being as lucky as others, or as advantaged as others. So basically since first grade I have been teaching myself how to be okay with anything that life throws at me.
Basically when I first started going to school, I found there were people prettier than me, and smarter than me, and I could choose to feel jealous of them, or I could choose to not want those things. And I picked the latter.
anything that life throws at you? even good stuff? what if life threw at you something positive, would you be able to handle that? would you be able to take happiness? for people who have all their lives pretty much expected life to suck in some way have trouble adjusting to happy turns of events and might even self-sabotage to get out of that alien situation. that's how it is for me anyway, happiness is hard to accept when you instintually worry about the rug being pulled from under you.
you are not inferior, in your looks or any other way, i dunno what superprimped up movie stars you hang out with who make you feel less pretty but pay no attention to them, it's all smoke and mirrors and photoshop. you're a good looking guy and you have a good heart.
you have to train yourself to accept the fact that you are not inferior, and that you have the right to be happy and that it is possible for you to be happy. you have to prepare for happiness too, or you might accidentally step on it when it arrives.
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I can see how triple size sticks could give you blisters, I'm suprised Peter Mac doesn't have the same problem, the lucky bastard...
:laugh: Would you call his 'stick' triple size then?
Compared to many, yes...
I'm flattered. Does this mean that Litigious's stick is quadruple size, and Richard's is pentuple size?
My god, people, I was talking about drum sticks! How did we go from drum sticks to dumb sticks so fast?
:laugh:
:laugh: I guess that's the Intensity way.
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I've noticed now that whenever I'm typing a word that begins with 'I' I automatically capitalize it because I'm so used to typing 'Intensity' now ???
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Since first grade I have been training myself to be noncompetetive, and to be alright about being inferior to others in any and every way, and alright with not being as lucky as others, or as advantaged as others. So basically since first grade I have been teaching myself how to be okay with anything that life throws at me.
Basically when I first started going to school, I found there were people prettier than me, and smarter than me, and I could choose to feel jealous of them, or I could choose to not want those things. And I picked the latter.
anything that life throws at you? even good stuff? what if life threw at you something positive, would you be able to handle that? would you be able to take happiness? for people who have all their lives pretty much expected life to suck in some way have trouble adjusting to happy turns of events and might even self-sabotage to get out of that alien situation. that's how it is for me anyway, happiness is hard to accept when you instintually worry about the rug being pulled from under you.
you are not inferior, in your looks or any other way, i dunno what superprimped up movie stars you hang out with who make you feel less pretty but pay no attention to them, it's all smoke and mirrors and photoshop. you're a good looking guy and you have a good heart.
you have to train yourself to accept the fact that you are not inferior, and that you have the right to be happy and that it is possible for you to be happy. you have to prepare for happiness too, or you might accidentally step on it when it arrives.
Yup, actually.
I expected somebody was going to tell me I wasn't inferior in some or every way.
Now I don't think I'm perfect. I'm sure if something was terrible enough I would have trouble dealing with it. But I have gotten pretty good at accepting life as it is.
Perhaps inferior is a bad word to use, because it has a negative connotation, but the fact of the matter is, there are people who are widely believed to be prettier than I am, and there are people who are much stronger than me, and more in shape, and more and better in a lot of other ways. So in those ways, at least, I AM inferior to them. And perhaps beauty might transcend human understanding, and ultimately I am just as beautiful as anyone else, but since it is people I am dealing with, what they think matters.
And an important point I want you to be aware that I am aware of, is that different people will view me in different ways. Some might think i'm below average, some might think I am above average. Somebody might think I am the most beautiful person they've ever seen. But I think I am widely regarded as unattractive. Perhaps not hideous, but unattractive. Personally I think I am really unattractive(not really hideous, because I have seen hideous, but for a quick description to my appearance I would say hideous) to myself, meaning I find myself not aesthetically pleasing.
But most importantly, I don't care(or in some situations I feel proud or pleasure from odd things). I don't feel bad about being unattractive. I don't feel bad about not being as strong as other people, or as in shape. And I am not just saying that to chase people away from my true feelings, I genuinely don't care.
I often hear people lamenting being weird. Or not fitting in. And I my honest advice to people like that(although I don't give it) is to stop thinking of that as a bad thing. Some people apparently consider not fitting shameful. And I don't.
The reason I don't give that advice is because I don't expect it would be easy to do. I started in 1st grade, so I am way ahead.
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my friend and i once took on a double date. we took them to the grocery store to bag groceries and mop the floor. ;D
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I was still climbing trees a lot at the age of 14/15, which just wasn't expected of a female that age.
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my friend and i once took on a double date. we took them to the grocery store to bag groceries and mop the floor. ;D
WTF?
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my friend and i once took on a double date. we took them to the grocery store to bag groceries and mop the floor. ;D
WTF?
we only had gas money, so we took them to the grocery store and pretended that we worked there.
it was original and they thought we were hilarious and had huge balls (guts). we drove to the beach afterwards and parked. if you get my drift.
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my friend and i once took on a double date. we took them to the grocery store to bag groceries and mop the floor. ;D
I like your style my friend! I wish I would have had that idea first... My first date was to see "Rocky" I was suprised that she didn't seem to like it. What's not to like about "Rocky". (Action, romance, accents) I should have taken her to the grocery, then she'd have had a good time. However, I didn't date much after that.
I picked up one girl, and my car wouldn't start when I went to leave her driveway.
I then took her to prom but she didn't eat at dinner because her dress was too tight.
There were a couple of others, but not as good as those.
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I speak very quietly when I'm even less confident than usual, or when I'm nervous about making a good impression. When I'm comfortable, I can become very loud.
Maybe that's normal, but I've had two people tell me I was speaking too softly in the last week. The first was a professor who asked why I didn't speak up, so I just said "I lack confidence" and repeated what I'd said in a louder voice. Lucky for me, that got a laugh.
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I have flower petals all over the house to clean up.
About three weeks ago I posted a somewhat dismal account of what may be in store for my spring flower display, which is always spectacular around here. The problem is that almost all the blooming plants were trying to bloom, in the unusual sixty degree temperatures, as if it was already spring. The plants are no longer dormant as they should be during the coldest months of winter and most of the flower buds were already expanding into the full bloom stage, which spells certain disaster for the limbs with liquid in the veins when the dreaded sub freezing temperatures finally return.
After another day of feeling sorry for myself at the possibility of loosing years of training for a particular growth shape on many treasured plants, (yes, I was trying to get my stupid eyes to swallow up the tears they were wanting to vomit down my cheeks - this shit is important to me) I got off my fat ass and got outside over the next few days and cut stems from all the flowering trees, pulled up many of the flowering spring bulbs (killing this year's growth and next year's blooms), mulched the crap out of everything else, got muddy as hell, and crossed my fingers.
As it turned out, the low teen temperatures arrived, this week, killing all the swollen blooms-to-be, destroying the bulbs upper growth for the year and denying me most of my winter-relieving spring flower displays. In my gusto to try to salvage something of the joy of spring, I "forced" over two hundred stems from flowering trees and managed to get dozens of the bulbs to bloom, all indoors.
My house is a mass of flowers, now, two months early, but at least not lost, completely. There are nine buckets of water holding flowering tree stems, many of them five feet tall, placed in corners around the house. My wife thought I had lost my mind, at first, bringing in all these dead-looking sticks and putting them in water, because it had been years since I tried to "force" any branches, indoors. I have some flowering crab apple, plum, almond and peach stems, some that reach the ceiling, and they are loaded with blooms, shedding petals and making one Hell of a happy mess, everywhere. I decided if I was going to lose the branches anyway, I may as well get some good out of the disaster. I even have a few fragrant daffodils that opened up their glory for us, inside.
Screw the mess ...
I don't regret it one bit!
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That sounds lovely... of course, my first thought was, what a great photo opportunity, wish I were there lol.
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Good point, Graelwyn. DirtDawg, do you have any camera at all? You should take a picture of your Spring display.
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I actually unpacked my Sinar, yesterday, but I haven't made any exposures, yet. I took too long, though, and the vermillion sundown, painting the inside of the house from a sharp angle, was gone before I got ready to shoot. This morning, after the kids were in school, I set the tripod down, squatting on the dining table and all day I have been composing a frameful of blossoms with a darkened wooden background, but the light, coming from the glass doors was too blue to interest me. Maybe tomorrow, but I might have a week's worth of blooms to work with. I'm a lucky man.
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*green with envy* and here is me, traipsing around stores, trying to find a decent bunch of flowers to shoot :laugh:
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Good point, Graelwyn. DirtDawg, do you have any camera at all? You should take a picture of your Spring display.
Yes, I have film cameras. I use mostly a Sinar P from the seventies era for my artistic endeavors. I'll find a pic of one and post it
I had to sell all my digital cameras when the company I worked for, for nine years, put me out to pasture, almost two years ago. The camera rigs were worth more than my wife's two year old (at the time) BuicK Regal. I couldn't justify keeping the cameras with payments getting behind and not using them for what they were bought for. If I had been able to work for four more years, I would have been able to retire quite comfortably, but that's why they treat us old guys like that. They took my position apart and hired three part timers to do my job. They were loyal to me, though, they offered me one of the part-time jobs. I just couldn't swallow my pride.
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Large format, or rail camera, it's called. It uses cut sheet film in size four inches by five inches. I shoot mostly transparencies, using a wide angle in the woods. I've been pretty lazy, since October, though. I have some nice fall color shots, that I haven't even processed. It should help to pull me past the depression of winter, soon. I DO have a lot of stuff to do ... it's not like I have a reason to be bored and depressed all the time. I just don't have any "want to" anymore.
(http://www.kefk.net/Fotografie/Kameras/Spezial/Fachkamera/42_small.jpg)
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I have never used anything like that, look quite beautiful albeit complicated? I collected old cameras, but the only one I tried using was a beautiful Voigtlander I had...a rarer model.
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my friend and i once took on a double date. we took them to the grocery store to bag groceries and mop the floor. ;D
WTF?
we only had gas money, so we took them to the grocery store and pretended that we worked there.
it was original and they thought we were hilarious and had huge balls (guts). we drove to the beach afterwards and parked. if you get my drift.
If a guy did that to me, I think I'd kill him...being that I've worked in grocery stores since I was 17.
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my friend and i once took on a double date. we took them to the grocery store to bag groceries and mop the floor. ;D
WTF?
we only had gas money, so we took them to the grocery store and pretended that we worked there.
it was original and they thought we were hilarious and had huge balls (guts). we drove to the beach afterwards and parked. if you get my drift.
If a guy did that to me, I think I'd kill him...being that I've worked in grocery stores since I was 17.
we did the work, they didn't.
they knew it was a joke. and were quite amused by how we acted like we belonged there.
we were fun.
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I have never used anything like that, look quite beautiful albeit complicated? I collected old cameras, but the only one I tried using was a beautiful Voigtlander I had...a rarer model.
I used to have an old Voigtlander. Nothing rare, but it took great pictures. I have had several different kinds of large format cameras. The obvious advantage is film size, of course, but more technically, the front and rear standards, which hold the lens on one end and the film on the other, can rise or fall, pitch and swivel, up down or side to side. The Sinar design is the most complicated, but it's also the best, because the swivel points on each standard can be locked on axis with the lens if you want (yaw-free, they call that) making adjustments much easier and exposure more even from center to outside edge.
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I used to own a Voigtlander SLR. Great camera, but I don't know what happened to it. ???
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Earlier today, I took the hottest shower any human would tolerate, save for some drunks or possibly assault victims. Only problem is that I burned my back, by staying in one place for too long. Except for a saucer sizedl spot between my shoulders, it felt really good.
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I used to own a Voigtlander SLR. Great camera, but I don't know what happened to it. ???
Cool, I never saw any of their slrs? I will have to look up on that to find a picture of one.
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I have an Olympus OM-2 for film and a compact Nikon for digital, these days. I don't use them as much as I should, though.
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Hmm, random truth that becomes well known with time :green:
When she is good, she is very, very good...when she is bad, she is wicked.
I have a very bad temper. If someone crosses me, I let them know they have crossed me. Some things, I can simply let slide past. Hell, most things slide past when I am not at the PMT time, but annoy me when I am already annoyed and you really play with the devil. Often, I will stay silent like a little mouse and ignore little jibes because I fear the hurt I will get if I defend myself in the way I defend myself. But sometimes, I will let rip and suffer the consquences. I am used to being the underdog anyways. :-\ if that is the right word, I think it is the right word.
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My idea of a dream car is one that looks like hell on the outside and is a finely tuned machine on the inside. I want the doors to be rusty and of mismatching color, I want the windows to be dirty, and the hubcaps to be missing. I want unidentifiable but unpleasant smelling things to be chalked all over the car, could be dirt, could be shit, could be blood, could be butter pecan icecream. I want the whole thing scratched, dented, and mangled. But on the inside have excellent handling, gas mileage, and power, and still be able to drive after a roll over at 30 miles an hour. I'd also prefer this car be on the smallish side.
What you're refering to in Hot Rod terms, is known as a "Sleeper"
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I like incongruety. I like that the superfluous surface betrays the truth of the infinitely more important inner meaning of the car.
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The number of close friends I have had in my whole life I can count with one hand
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My idea of a dream car is one that looks like hell on the outside and is a finely tuned machine on the inside. I want the doors to be rusty and of mismatching color, I want the windows to be dirty, and the hubcaps to be missing. I want unidentifiable but unpleasant smelling things to be chalked all over the car, could be dirt, could be shit, could be blood, could be butter pecan icecream. I want the whole thing scratched, dented, and mangled. But on the inside have excellent handling, gas mileage, and power, and still be able to drive after a roll over at 30 miles an hour. I'd also prefer this car be on the smallish side.
What you're refering to in Hot Rod terms, is known as a "Sleeper"
I used to have an old Plymouth Fury that was quite a Hot Rod sleeper. It was part police interceptor, reconstructed from three cars in a junkyard. I bought it for the 10:1 Hemi that was in it. The only thing that gave it away was the sixty series Goodrich radials, also from the junkyard. Oh ... and the eight track worked!!
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When I watch my moving movies(as I just did), I often cry so hard it soaks my face as though I was just in from the rain. But when I feel the best from it, I find my self laughing and crying simultaneously. I don't know why. But I know I laugh harder than at any other time.
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When I watch my moving movies(as I just did), I often cry so hard it soaks my face as though I was just in from the rain. But when I feel the best from it, I find my self laughing and crying simultaneously. I don't know why. But I know I laugh harder than at any other time.
I get this too. Schindlers List is one that seems to affect me the most, but laugh wise, I go for silly ones like 'Mrs Doubtfire' and 'Meet The Parents'. I have a childish sense of humour, and maybe a sick sense of humour.
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The number of close friends I have had in my whole life I can count with one hand
I think I'm a bit older than you are and I can count seven good, close, trustworthy friends, in my life. Three, I have lost touch with, two are dead, leaving two, who I have not seen in almost four months in one case and over a year in the other. Thank god for email.
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shouldn't have to look for this one either.
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I think I'm gonna cum in my pants, before I even get there!
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I think I'm gonna cum in my pants, before I even get there!
That's certainly an interesting post, so did you? :eyebrows:
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I think I'm gonna cum in my pants, before I even get there!
That's certainly an interesting post, so did you? :eyebrows:
Do you REALLY want to know or are you being a greedy little git, again! :-*
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I think I'm gonna cum in my pants, before I even get there!
That's certainly an interesting post, so did you? :eyebrows:
I was JUST able to control myself ...
A working Hammond B3 has been obtained by a group of kid musicians I do some funwork with. They have a jazz band at a local church and one of the kids found the organ at the high school in a storage room. It's not on the school inventory, so until further noticed they let the kids take it to the church.
I spent about forty minutes on the phone this afternoon with one kid, cautioning (it's got over four hundred volts direct current inside it) and aiding to hook it all up properly and power it up for the first time in many years (could have been dangerous if not done with some awareness of "ancient" tube electronics), but all is well. It has apparently had a decent service upgrade sometime in the eighties, before it was stored at the school. While it may not sound like a big deal to some jazz bands, these guys are rockers and do a funky, punk style of jazz, that I really like. This behemoth will add a lot to their sound.
Stolen pic for example:
(http://www.organstudio.co.uk/products/organs/hammond%20b3.JPG)
It doesn't look like much here, but this is the sound of sixties and seventies pre-Moog synthesizer rock and roll keyboards! (think >> Deep Purple's sound)I have re-worked many of these to fit in cases and cut the legs off, mounted the pedals on separate bases, removced the amps and placed all the guts in cases ... all in the name of R-n-R!!
I got to play it for a good bit today. I'm no good, but I fake it well by staying on the black keys, but I have no ability to keep rhythm, alone. :laugh:
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Klaus Wunderlich rules! :laugh:
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Klaus! He used to have info-mmercials offering his music on late night television. Not exactly my cup of tea, although I recognize his talent.
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
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Agreed! :laugh:
I+You
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
Nothing, but hearing Wunderlich play Abba on the Hammond is evil.
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My daughter didn't go to school today, because of the weather. She feels really left out of life, so I got her a bunch of pans and lids and wooden sppons and she is making noise. I mean NOISE! ... but I kind of like it. Her paradiddle is weak, but her flams are quite good. :laugh:
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
um, ghey!
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i really like the song "Dancing Queen"
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I like Abba. :) :rock:
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I like "The winner takes it all" and "Waterloo". 8)
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
um, ghey!
*Whispers* (McJ, ABBA is Swedish)
I actually did a little show with them on their (about) last trip to the states, in the early eighties. I was intrigued by the costuming. Their main tour was already done, but there were small private venues to finish up and one was in Texas. I wasn't into the music at the time. I like it OK, now that I'm matured a little.
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
um, ghey!
*Whispers* (McJ, ABBA is Swedish)
I actually did a little show with them on their (about) last trip to the states, in the early eighties. I was intrigued by the costuming. Their main tour was already done, but there were small private venues to finish up and one was in Texas. I wasn't into the music at the time.
and their audience consisted mainly of....?
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i really like the song "Dancing Queen"
and so did every ghey bar that i ever went in.
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gay men rock
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gay men rock
they sure can dance.
i like to think of them as dancing queens.
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
um, ghey!
*Whispers* (McJ, ABBA is Swedish)
I actually did a little show with them on their (about) last trip to the states, in the early eighties. I was intrigued by the costuming. Their main tour was already done, but there were small private venues to finish up and one was in Texas. I wasn't into the music at the time.
and their audience consisted mainly of....?
Texas beef growers and their hussies ...
Remember it was the eighties. These were beef growers who had had cholesterol checks recently.
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
um, ghey!
*Whispers* (McJ, ABBA is Swedish)
I actually did a little show with them on their (about) last trip to the states, in the early eighties. I was intrigued by the costuming. Their main tour was already done, but there were small private venues to finish up and one was in Texas. I wasn't into the music at the time.
and their audience consisted mainly of....?
Texas beef growers and their hussies ...
Remember it was the eighties. There were beef growers who had had cholesterol checks recently.
you mean beef packers. :laugh:
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gay men are hot. :P
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gay men are hot. :P
QFT
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:laugh:
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He really isn't mine, either, but it's a lot of fun to play a Wunderlich CD for cinema audiences and watch them try to take cover. Wunderlich playing Sinatra or Abba is about as evil as they come. :evillaugh:
Whats wrong with ABBA? ???
um, ghey!
*Whispers* (McJ, ABBA is Swedish)
I actually did a little show with them on their (about) last trip to the states, in the early eighties. I was intrigued by the costuming. Their main tour was already done, but there were small private venues to finish up and one was in Texas. I wasn't into the music at the time.
and their audience consisted mainly of....?
Texas beef growers and their hussies ...
Remember it was the eighties. There were beef growers who had had cholesterol checks recently.
you mean beef packers. :laugh:
Nah, these were transitional phase rednecks, just beginning to stop slapping (some of) their women. Listening to ABBA at a woman's request, when they would have preferred Johnny Cash or Merle Haggard, was part of the transition. Rednecks have changed a lot from the time I grew up.
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I never see it coming till it runs me over.
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I never see it coming till it runs me over.
Then stop playing in the street. ;)
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what runs over you?
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I have a new part time as needed job.
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what runs over you?
Whatever decides it wants to.
Then stop playing in the street. Wink
Sound advice...thank youj.
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what runs over you?
Whatever decides it wants to.
Then stop playing in the street. Wink
Sound advice...thank youj.
Are you making yourself look delicious to run over and not expending enough effort looking like a bump? ... a rough bump?
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he's always delicious. it's not his fault.
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I am glad I am not delicious. ;D
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oh but you are delicious :eyebrows:
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About as delicious as a lump of turd.
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The_P maybe right. ;D
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that was mean you meanie.
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that was mean you meanie.
Oh, go suck your vibrator.
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i'd rather suck my vibrator than your vibrator. ::)
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Some of my favorite things to run over are turds, especially the two legged kind.
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i'd rather suck my vibrator than your vibrator. ::)
My vibrator weeps... out spunk.
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:'(
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that was mean you meanie.
Nah.
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yah :P
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggg!!! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:
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Some of my favorite things to run over are turds, especially the two legged kind.
Nah, not worth the damage to my car!
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gay men are hot. :P
ever watch Queer As Folk? :drool:
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
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As McJ would say, post a picture! :laugh:
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
Congratulations!
:venus:
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I have spent $1,600 in the last two weeks. ::)
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
Congratulations!
:venus:
thanks, callaway :laugh:
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
Congratulations!
:venus:
thanks, callaway :laugh:
***ozymandias goes to take a cold shower. First Callaway, then PI, now QC..........***** :boobs: :drool: :bath:
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
Congratulations!
:venus:
thanks, callaway :laugh:
***ozymandias goes to take a cold shower. First Callaway, then PI, now QC..........***** :boobs: :drool: :bath:
But you prefer a C cup to a D or Double D cup, don't you? :evillaugh:
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But you prefer a C cup to a D or Double D cup, don't you? :evillaugh:
That counts me out :'(
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
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As McJ would say, post a picture! :laugh:
uh, yeah!
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
Still doesn't help matters :laugh:
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As McJ would say, post a picture! :laugh:
uh, yeah!
No way guys.
are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
I thought E was the same as DDD... :-\
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Then I know your cup size, PI. :evillaugh:
As McJ would say, post a picture! :laugh:
uh, yeah!
No way guys.
are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
I thought E was the same as DDD... :-\
Sorry, my mistake. In some systems it can be.
http://www.85b.org/bra_size_info.php
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What's your guess then? I'll bet you're wrong :laugh:
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What's your guess then? I'll bet you're wrong :laugh:
If I'm right will you say?
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What's your guess then? I'll bet you're wrong :laugh:
If I'm right will you say?
Yes
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Ya know, guys who prefer "C" cups can usually make do with a "D" cup or even a "DD" in a pinch. Once he finds out he can titfuck her and kiss her at the same time, he adjusts, adapts.
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
yeah, maybe for her aeriolas. :o
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
yeah, maybe for her aeriolas. :o
You love that word don't you? Me, too!
I wish it had other accepted uses, as well. Something like, "Nice job parking, Asshole ... at least you got it in the aeriola of the parking space!" comes to mind.
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
yeah, maybe for her aeriolas. :o
You love that word don't you? Me, too!
I wish it had other accepted uses, as well. Something like, "Nice job parking, Asshole ... at least you got it in the aeriola of the parking space!" comes to mind.
i like silver dollar sized ones.
since birthing our boy, my wifes are more like the size of a beverage coaster.
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
yeah, maybe for her aeriolas. :o
You love that word don't you? Me, too!
I wish it had other accepted uses, as well. Something like, "Nice job parking, Asshole ... at least you got it in the aeriola of the parking space!" comes to mind.
i like silver dollar sized ones.
since birthing our boy, my wifes are more like the size of a beverage coaster.
When my son was demanding so frequent feedings, my wife's aeriolas became very oval shaped and she was kind of sore. Once, her nipples started to "erect" in response to his nudging, but for some reason her skin was tightened in an unusual way and it hardened up inverted to the inside and he could not suckle it out. It was painful for her and she couldn't "fix it". I had to step in and be a Hero Dad.
I never thought I would get a mouthful of momma go-juice, but it happened. I actually felt selfish swallowing it, but I got over it. He didn't miss much.
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
Congratulations!
:venus:
thanks, callaway :laugh:
***ozymandias goes to take a cold shower. First Callaway, then PI, now QC..........***** :boobs: :drool: :bath:
But you prefer a C cup to a D or Double D cup, don't you? :evillaugh:
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me! :evillaugh: As I told my wife, I'm disgustingly faithful, but, if Dolly Parton or Sophia Loren ever came to the house, tore off their clothes and demanded I "service " them............well, I don't know what I'd do! :eyebrows:
There's only so much a man can withstand!
Yeah, right, like that would ever happen! ::)
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gay men are hot. :P
ever watch Queer As Folk? :drool:
of course!
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those guys are hot
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I am now a D cup...my boobs grew :-\
Congratulations!
:venus:
thanks, callaway :laugh:
***ozymandias goes to take a cold shower. First Callaway, then PI, now QC..........***** :boobs: :drool: :bath:
But you prefer a C cup to a D or Double D cup, don't you? :evillaugh:
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me! :evillaugh: As I told my wife, I'm disgustingly faithful, but, if Dolly Parton or Sophia Loren ever came to the house, tore off their clothes and demanded I "service " them............well, I don't know what I'd do! :eyebrows:
There's only so much a man can withstand!
Yeah, right, like that would ever happen! ::)
Way to pick a fantasy threesome, there, Pal.
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
yeah, maybe for her aeriolas. :o
You love that word don't you? Me, too!
I wish it had other accepted uses, as well. Something like, "Nice job parking, Asshole ... at least you got it in the aeriola of the parking space!" comes to mind.
i like silver dollar sized ones.
since birthing our boy, my wifes are more like the size of a beverage coaster.
Time to trade her in for a younger model?
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are you a D or a DD, PI? :P
Neither- but I'm not posting how much bigger. :-[
You know that DD is the same cup size as E, don't you PI?
yeah, maybe for her aeriolas. :o
You love that word don't you? Me, too!
I wish it had other accepted uses, as well. Something like, "Nice job parking, Asshole ... at least you got it in the aeriola of the parking space!" comes to mind.
i like silver dollar sized ones.
since birthing our boy, my wifes are more like the size of a beverage coaster.
Time to trade her in for a younger model?
she is already 7 years younger than me?
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I kind of lost my cool, yesterday, with my son. The washer, dryer and dishwasher were all going when he came home from school. I was super stressed from dealing with the telephone, taxes, an outing, daily chores, etc and I was insensitive to his needs. He was bouncing off the walls, zipping around, doing his autistic echoing thing and stim-pacing everywhere. About the fifth time I ran into him, I raised my voice to him. I felt like a total fucking lowlife-heel, redneck moron. We talked for a half hour afterwards and things got better, for both of us. We ended up wrestling/roughhousing in his bedroom. I wish he had a real, stable man for a dad, instead of some autistic twitch like me, sometimes.
(not a whine, just an inner feeling, an intense one, that I usually hide.)
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You're probably a lot more understanding of him than the typical NT dad is. I think all parents snap at their kids from time to time, having kids doesn't make you less human. I know how awful it makes you feel though when you do do it so I hope you stop feeling like shit because of it soon.
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I kind of lost my cool, yesterday, with my son. The washer, dryer and dishwasher were all going when he came home from school. I was super stressed from dealing with the telephone, taxes, an outing, daily chores, etc and I was insensitive to his needs. He was bouncing off the walls, zipping around, doing his autistic echoing thing and stim-pacing everywhere. About the fifth time I ran into him, I raised my voice to him. I felt like a total fucking lowlife-heel, redneck moron. We talked for a half hour afterwards and things got better, for both of us. We ended up wrestling/roughhousing in his bedroom. I wish he had a real, stable man for a dad, instead of some autistic twitch like me, sometimes.
(not a whine, just an inner feeling, an intense one, that I usually hide.)
I'v lost my cool with Amber a number of times. Made me feel like crawling in a hole! Your a better dad than you realize! I'v had talks with Amber after blow ups, we're both learning as we go.
Fatherhood, it's not just a job, it's an adventure!
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I kind of lost my cool, yesterday, with my son. The washer, dryer and dishwasher were all going when he came home from school. I was super stressed from dealing with the telephone, taxes, an outing, daily chores, etc and I was insensitive to his needs. He was bouncing off the walls, zipping around, doing his autistic echoing thing and stim-pacing everywhere. About the fifth time I ran into him, I raised my voice to him. I felt like a total fucking lowlife-heel, redneck moron. We talked for a half hour afterwards and things got better, for both of us. We ended up wrestling/roughhousing in his bedroom. I wish he had a real, stable man for a dad, instead of some autistic twitch like me, sometimes.
(not a whine, just an inner feeling, an intense one, that I usually hide.)
i cannot tell you how many times i have told my children that they deserve better than me.
other times i wonder if by my acknoweledging that i have shortcomings is a good thing simply because i have several things that i can improve upon.
haven't you ever heard that preachers kids grow into totally rebellious kids.
i also think that it matters alot about what you did afterwards. you took the time to talk to him. you are teaching your son that no man is perfect (which they aren't), but what a man does to atone for his mistakes is what makes him a winner or a failure.
you did right!
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The thing is to give the kid the respect as a human being. Which you did by talking it out. You respected his feelings. And gave him the chance to feel like an equal for a time. Thats important to kids, instead of having a parent constantly harping and preaching about this that and the other things. Eventually, they tune it out. By listening to them, they'll usually listen back.
The problem with preachers kids, is that they don't, so the kid grows up with no respect and in turn usually doesn't give it back. I saw it in a high school where I was a nurse. Our biggest PIA was ..........a ministers kid. And his older sister was a really wild girl. She was a local driving speed demon who had more traffic tickets than hairs on her head and got knocked up at BIBLE college and wound up in a shotgun marriage. The PIA......well, I never knew what happened to him.
You did allright, you a better dad than you realize!
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The thing I also have to do is learn to do a better job of self inventory, especially after a rough, choppy day. I yelled at him, because I was way more stressed than I even knew I was. I was not fully aware of what a gale of stress I was already tacking against. That whole thing is strictly on me for not being more aware of my own weaknesses and taking them into account. I think of the advise to airliner passengers, that in case of cabin pressure loss the oxygen masks will fall, but make sure you get yours on first and then help the others or the problems will compound.
After we talked it out, the rest of the evening was great, but it was definitely one of his more autistic-spaz days. I'm glad it was a more or less normal day for me and not one of my spaz days or I might not have caught myself as quickly. It wouldn't escalate, but I might have left him there all hollowed out for too long, if I had been in my own little world.
I appreciate the kind words, from everyone. This is a onetime shot we get with our kids and I wish I could be as patient and give as much as my father gave to me. We are big on teaching respect, or at least trying. For the most part they seem to be getting it.
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I've masturbated 4 times today- random enough?
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i wonder why.....
doing some writing, and finishing yourself?
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I am the Truth and Light. :evillaugh:
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I've masturbated 4 times today- random enough?
Works for me ;)
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I am the Truth and Light. :evillaugh:
I am Who I am
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I AM!
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i wonder why.....
doing some writing, and finishing yourself?
How did you guess?? :laugh:
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I'm probably going to fuck up my computer, by updating the Mobo drivers, today. I have been given an order to put the fuck up or shut the fuck up (paraphrasing). The success of properly setting up a better sound card is going to create the need to find quieter chassis fans and chipset fans, too. ::)
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i wonder why.....
doing some writing, and finishing yourself?
How did you guess?? :laugh:
privelage?
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Well there is that :laugh:
I'm currently incredibly frustrated, I must have spoilt myself too much yesterday.
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Well there is that :laugh:
I'm currently incredibly frustrated, I must have spoilt myself too much yesterday.
well imagine the ker-splat of Lit's cum on my face.
and whatever will i do with the bucketload that i have cumming.
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Lack of imagination isn't the problem, its the 3 kids that won't leave me alone long enough for me to scratch my itch ;)
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:diddle:
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Lack of imagination isn't the problem, its the 3 kids that won't leave me alone long enough for me to scratch my itch ;)
I love my daughter, but, I'm so glad that she's an only child! I know that sounds horrid, but even Amber has stated that she's glad that she's an only child. (more ability to indulge her various interests)
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:diddle:
If only, they won't even let me go to the bathroom alone today (on the bathroom floor is always my last refuge when I really need to :diddle: )
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I'm thinking about planning and perpetrating a "one time" binge drunk weekend in a couple of weeks.
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I've only masturbated once in the past 10 days or so.
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
awsome, bro!
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
Hurrah! :green: I'v been wondering what the latest was on that! GOOD NEWS! 8)
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
Wow! That's great!
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
Well done!
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
Good for You.
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Well done, Dunc!
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Thanks folks... now all I have to do is stop replacing it with beer. Well, cut down a bit anyway. :'( :beergrin:
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
Nice one, bear. I'm proud of ya. +
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I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo :woohoo:
Nice one, bear. I'm proud of ya. +
Shame he still smokes the admins pink cigars, though. A chain smoker i hear, at least 40 a day.
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???
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If you wash your cock a bit more often, the sengas might be more inclined to pay Wee Eamonn some attention. That way we'll be spared your lurid fantasies. If thats what you heard you really need to start washing the tramp spunk out of your lugs on a morning. :eyebrows:
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I chainsmoke European handrolling tobacco, which I have smoked since the age of 16.
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If you wash your cock a bit more often, the sengas might be more inclined to pay Wee Eamonn some attention. That way we'll be spared your lurid fantasies. If thats what you heard you really need to start washing the tramp spunk out of your lugs on a morning. :eyebrows:
Senga means female nedette. I had to look that one up.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ned
A Ned is a Non Educated Delinquent. They are usually in groups of about 10-20 and call themselves "Teams, Fleetos and Bundys". They are all weak and only "fight" in groups and by "fight" i mean "slashing or "chibbing" or using any other instrument other than their fists. Dress-sense-wise most have a Berghaus jacket (usually stolen from someone they have attcked) complete witha burberry hat tuned to the moon and bright white socks pulled over joggers covered in "bommers". A "bommer" being a small hole burned from smoking hash in a joint. Female nedettes referred to as Sengas are pretty much the same although they have 5 rings on average on each finger complete with fake gold earrings. They hang around the streets looking for a fight , stealing cars and drinkin cheap booze usually "buckie" or the really poor, "Merrydown" or even a cheap bottle of cider costing about £1.50 a litre. They have poor vocabulary , usually because the dropped out of school at the age of 12. Unemployed little "hairies" their mothers couldn't care less about them as they're usually herion addicts themselves. No life ahead of them except alcholism , abuse and homelessness.
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I have a collection of model airplanes sitting on my computer desk. I have :
Me-109G
Spitfire MK IV in AV markings
P-38 Lightning
The Enola Gay
The Wright Bros Flyer
And a Fokker Dr. 1 "triplane"
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I had a blast, playing in the mud, today. I actually started out moving some plants around and cleaning up in the garden, but my daughter insisted an "helping" and that turn out even better. You should have seen her expression when I used the mud to draw war paint on my face and dance around like some of the Indians we saw, yesterday at the museum. She liked it more when I put some on her. We were both a little more tactile than usual, today.
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I slept sitting up, again, last night.
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I have a six year old daughter, who has been playing a made-up valley girl character, all week. Something she picked up at school, I guess. I don't know where it came from. She hasn't been exposed to television, much at all, lately. It's got ot be a person, she has met, recently. It's driving me up the wall, ass first!
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last night i had a sex dream that involved omega female and the rock.
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Were you in the dream too, or just them?
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I am re-stringing my daughter's old Silvertone acoustic guitar.
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Were you in the dream too, or just them?
i was in it. and she chose to insinuate to me that sex was imminant.
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Were you in the dream too, or just them?
i was in it. and she chose to insinuate to me that sex was imminant.
Well, Is Omega hawt at least ??
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Were you in the dream too, or just them?
i was in it. and she chose to insinuate to me that sex was imminant.
Well, Is Omega hawt at least ??
she was in my dreams.
she was about 5'6", and 120 lbs. long brown hair, a warm, seductive smile and a C-cup.
yes, even in my dreams i notice the breasts.
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Doesn't your wife fit that description, also?
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Doesn't your wife fit that description, also?
pretty close.
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..............and a C-cup.
yes, even in my dreams i notice the breasts.
Uuuum, what was that you said before you said "C-cup" ?? ?? ?? :laugh:
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Were you in the dream too, or just them?
i was in it. and she chose to insinuate to me that sex was imminant.
Well, Is Omega hawt at least ??
she was in my dreams.
she was about 5'6", and 120 lbs. long brown hair, a warm, seductive smile and a C-cup.
yes, even in my dreams i notice the breasts.
They are bigger than C really.
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The real Omega does not fit that description. I could not in all honesty agree she was hawt, even with the aid of a large paper bag. >:D
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Were you in the dream too, or just them?
i was in it. and she chose to insinuate to me that sex was imminant.
Well, Is Omega hawt at least ??
she was in my dreams.
she was about 5'6", and 120 lbs. long brown hair, a warm, seductive smile and a C-cup.
yes, even in my dreams i notice the breasts.
They are bigger than C really.
You have my attention ...
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The real Omega does not fit that description. I could not in all honesty agree she was hawt, even with the aid of a large paper bag. >:D
Old High School Boys locker room saying; "Put a bag over their head and you wouldn't know the difference."
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The real Omega does not fit that description. I could not in all honesty agree she was hawt, even with the aid of a large paper bag. >:D
How about a soft bag AND a well fitting set of beer goggles?
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The real Omega does not fit that description. I could not in all honesty agree she was hawt, even with the aid of a large paper bag. >:D
How about a soft bag AND a well fitting set of beer goggles?
Like these?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/beer.html
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Those are beer goggles of the finest quality, indeed. Turn a meth-whore into Britney Spears? Cool.
:laugh:
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The real Omega does not fit that description. I could not in all honesty agree she was hawt, even with the aid of a large paper bag. >:D
I still don't know what she looks like. Are there pics anywhere? This is so I can have an opinion too. ;)
I cut my hair short myself. I didn't want to go to the hairdresser. Even my Mum says I've done a good job. ;D
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The real Omega does not fit that description. I could not in all honesty agree she was hawt, even with the aid of a large paper bag. >:D
I still don't know what she looks like. Are there pics anywhere? This is so I can have an opinion too. ;)
I cut my hair short myself. I didn't want to go to the hairdresser. Even my Mum says I've done a good job. ;D
She posted a picture once, but she quickly took it down.
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what about you renaeden, will you post a picture sporting your new doo?
who knows i may even use it as an avatar... ;)
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Those are beer goggles of the finest quality, indeed. Turn a meth-whore into Britney Spears? Cool.
:laugh:
I thought Britney WAS a meth whore!!! :laugh:
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I LOVE Wrong Planet ....... Oh yes I do!!! I love Wrong Planet how about you ?? ::)
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2x4 is my bestest buddy in da whoooole wide world.
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Why does Liquor taste different a week after you open it ??
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I bet Duncvis has real hairy balls.
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I'd bang my sister 'cause she's smoking hot ............ 'course she's not as good as my mom !!!
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If I threw a burrito wraped in a $100 bill across the border, will all the wetbacks go chasing after it ??
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Why does Belgian Ale have to come all the way from Belgium ?? Cant they just bring the whole brewery over here and put it down the street from me ??
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I bet Rosie O'Donnel and Rosane Barr woud make for an unforgettable threesome. :puke:
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Who would win in a fight between David Spade and Tom Cruise ??
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Who would win in a fight between David Spade and Tom Cruise ??
I would. I have the remote!
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I am ROCKIN', the fuck, OUT!
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I don't take any of the death quizzes because it feels like I'm asking for more bad luck.
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I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).
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I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).
My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.
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I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).
My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.
Elvis had that too, but from eating junk food, according to the autopsy of him.
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I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).
My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.
Elvis had that too, but from eating junk food, according to the autopsy of him.
That can't be right. Elvis is alive and well in Hawaii.
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I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).
My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.
Elvis had that too, but from eating junk food, according to the autopsy of him.
That can't be right. Elvis is alive and well in Hawaii.
Damned. The Computer God fooled me again. :-\
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I saw him in Buffalo. He was working at Arby's
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It was probably somebody else.
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No, I asked him and he said he was Elvis.
Looked younger than I expected though.
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Everybody lies.
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You're lying.
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I'm certainly not.
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Elvis wouldn't lie to me.
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That's right. He wouldn't, but somebody else did.
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That can't be right. Elvis is alive and well in Hawaii.
No, he's in Las Vegas, can't you Scandinavians get anything right ?? ::) ::) :P ;)
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My guy says that he's a barber.
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My guy says that he's a barber.
Probably so
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My guy says that he's a barber.
Your guy should know his own job.
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I have cartoon books writen by Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, before he did the Simpsons on the Tracy Ulman Show.
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I have cartoon books writen by Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, before he did the Simpsons on the Tracy Ulman Show.
Life in Hell, or something earlier?
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I have cartoon books writen by Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, before he did the Simpsons on the Tracy Ulman Show.
Life in Hell, or something earlier?
Yep, the life in hell books!!! ;D
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He still writes that. Shows up in our weekly free rag.
Good shit.
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i think of death as a vacation... go away, sigh of relief... come back a new person. why is it that when i get tired of my mental crap i crave death? why don't i just feel like sleeping instead? it's always "oh how i wanna die" but then i know i don't wanna die cuz i haven't seen all the frickin movies and tv shows yet.
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i think of death as a vacation... go away, sigh of relief... come back a new person. why is it that when i get tired of my mental crap i crave death? why don't i just feel like sleeping instead? it's always "oh how i wanna die" but then i know i don't wanna die cuz i haven't seen all the frickin movies and tv shows yet.
Wow. I can't imagine holding on for that.
You're going to be immortal.
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yeah it's my reason for living, i can't go until i've seen all the important shit. i don't wanna see every show and movie but all the good ones and they keep making more. basically i dunno what i'm gonna do when i'm on my deathbed and i realize i can't see the next episode of _____... it'll fuckin kill me.
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yeah it's my reason for living, i can't go until i've seen all the important shit. i don't wanna see every show and movie but all the good ones and they keep making more. basically i dunno what i'm gonna do when i'm on my deathbed and i realize i can't see the next episode of _____... it'll fuckin kill me.
You are more of a paradox than I am.
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lol thanks. i'm very paradoxical, it's annoying but i'm also somewhat proud of it. :P
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My guy says that he's a barber.
Your guy should know his own job.
He doesn't have one. :smarty:
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So, he's lying about being a barber?
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I think he meant Elvis, but now that you bring it up, it doesn't ring true. Who'd let a 72-yo guy cut his hair?
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You should never let a guy cut your hair. That's one of the few things that females always do better. 8)
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Rod Steiger
I don't know how old he was,
but in '81 he was shaved by Mussolini's
barber.
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You should never let a guy cut your hair. That's one of the few things that females always do better. 8)
But would you really entrust that to a woman if said woman knew your opinions on women?
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You should never let a guy cut your hair. That's one of the few things that females always do better. 8)
But would you really entrust that to a woman if said woman knew your opinions on women?
Of course not. She could "accidentally" cut of one of my ears or destroy my haircut totally, so I speak a lot of NT bull about the weather and shit with her instead. :angel:
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I cut my own hair. Can't
stand having someone
I don't love doing it
to me.
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I don't love my barber (can you call a woman barber?) but I'd fuck her arse if I got the chance. She's stupid at most things except hair cutting but she's pretty and has a nice arse. :evillaugh:
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I'm not a big fan of wearing clothing,
especially when dealing with hair cutting.
Always had a lot of fun dying my wife's
hair though.
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I usually cut my husband's hair.
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I usually cut my husband's hair.
up there and down there?
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I am naked underneath my clothes :laugh:
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I'm wearing fingerless gloves.
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I'm wearing fingerless gloves.
What's Michael wearing? :laugh:
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I'm wearing fingerless gloves.
What's Michael wearing? :laugh:
I thought he only wore one - and it had fingers.
Anyhow, I'm doing it for warmth. Only way that I can type
with gloves on.
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I'm wearing fingerless gloves.
What's Michael wearing? :laugh:
I thought he only wore one - and it had fingers.
Anyhow, I'm doing it for warmth. Only way that I can type
with gloves on.
Is it cold there up in Oregone ??
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Yeah. I was posting outside,
and my body's still chilly.
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Yeah. I was posting outside,
and my body's still chilly.
On a phone or a laptop ??
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Laptop. nice and warm for my nuts.
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Is that how you operate your mousepad ??
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No. But I had a rat stuck in my ass once.
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Not as bad as getting your nipple bit off by a beaver!! :o
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Never tried that.
Had my foot molested be
skunks and squirrels though.
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Did you marry the sqirrel ??
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No. I'm not into foot fetishists.
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My beak can hold more than my belly can.
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I have this hissing laugh kind of like Dastardly when I have done something particularly evil. I share this laugh with several of my family members on my mother's side. I think it's because most of us had breathing troubles when we were little. The laugh came out several times today when my dad mysteriously discovered how to use the DVR. He rewinds scenes from movies at least 4 times per scene that he enjoys, and it drives my mom insane. It's been a good day. Back to back episodes of my dad's favorites came on today including Seinfeld(the Soup Nazi episode) and a couple good episodes of Reno 911 and Southpark. I think my mom is about ready to strangle my dad, and me. For some reason she suspects I'm the one who showed my dad how to use the remote. Just because he my dad barely knows how to use the dvd let alone the dvr remote, I appear guilty. Stupid hissing laugh.
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i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.
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i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.
How do you feel about doing so to the government?
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i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.
How do you feel about doing so to the government?
i believe that whenever possible a person has a duty to take a bite out of the machine.
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I stayed for the very end of the race, wet ass and all. I actually had a rain parka, but it was raining "up" where I was at times, because of the direction of the wind and the construction of the grandstands at the track.
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I stayed for the very end of the race, wet ass and all. I actually had a rain parka, but it was raining "up" where I was at times, because of the direction of the wind and the construction of the grandstands at the track.
was it worth it?
i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.
How do you feel about doing so to the government?
i believe that whenever possible a person has a duty to take a bite out of the machine.
Amen.
I'm more concerned about the likelihood of nicking my bollockbag shaving it before my 'snip' than actually going for the damn thing. :-\
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I stayed for the very end of the race, wet ass and all. I actually had a rain parka, but it was raining "up" where I was at times, because of the direction of the wind and the construction of the grandstands at the track.
was it worth it?
Oh, Hell, yeah!
It's the best race, most years and I've been rained on before (I literally hate being rained on from a sensory overload standpoint), but the race itself seems to ground me and keep me OK, even with getting a wet ass. It's a great time and it's MY ME TIME, once a year. I ditch my responsibilities and just have fun.
The party at a friend's house, near the track, always starts Friday afternoon and goes until he fires his "cannon" Monday afternoon, to tell everyone to get the hell off his property. He has a sort of toy (starter pistol style) cannon whch will shake the ground when he loads it up with one of his black powder charges. His house is only one and one tenth mile from the track, with almost an acre of backyard. He invites racing fans to park their campers on his grass and bring their own booze. He supplies the food and what a feast. He is from Louisiana and every year he Fed-Exes about a thousand dollars worth of fresh seafood to the party. He always gets crayfish, shrimp, 'gator tail and fresh oysters and various other wonders from the gulf. This year he had a thirty pound filet of swordfish, too. So, once the race is over, the party is still going strong. I have special spot in the back for my tent, away from some of the other twenty to forty people who show up, usually with unannounced friends in-tow.
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Random truth...my hair is in a ponytail right now.
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I'm more concerned about the likelihood of nicking my bollockbag shaving it before my 'snip' than actually going for the damn thing. :-\
so you are going for the worry free sex procedure?
may i recommend that you have your wife shave your nutters for you, then finish you off with a BJ?
random truth....nothing gets me harder than having my bollucks shaved by someone else.
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I'm more concerned about the likelihood of nicking my bollockbag shaving it before my 'snip' than actually going for the damn thing. :-\
may i recommend that you have your wife shave your nutters for you, then finish you off with a BJ?
I have to agree with this, also use some nice mild soap. Sensitive skin shaving cream would be nice. I'm sure PI would be very gentle...until afterwards. :eyebrows:
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I have something in common with Hitler
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I have something in common with Hitler
Eugenics?
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I have something in common with Hitler
Does it pertain to bollocks?
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yep
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I wear socks out at an unfortunately rapid pace.
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Gene Simmons of KISS gave me an open-mouthed kiss years ago, when I was 13 and he was 30.
That should make Cal's day!
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Gene Simmons of KISS gave me an open-mouthed kiss years ago, when I was 13 and he was 30.
And you SURVIVED? :o
That should make Cal's day!
Makeup or no?
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I survived. No tongue! No makeup, either. I got to see that frightening face before anyone else! Weird that he'd plant such a kiss on a kid, though.
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Maybe he likes little girls.
13 is cute. >:D
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Pain or illness makes me bitchy.
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I'm way too fucking naive for my own good.
Thought my claims were mainly delusions.
See that the actuality is worse than I suspected. :-\
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I slept way to much today
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my hair is wet
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My towel is wet. :-\
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i need to take a bath, i stink :P
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My towel is now dry. :angel:
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my hair is still a bit wet
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You should put it in the dryer.
Worked for my towel.
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that's a good idea
will go and do that
brb
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I'm going to pretend to be Bob Vila tomorrow and for the next few days.
:lol:
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my favourite number is 5
my friend's favourite number is 256
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My room is a mess. My pet rat shitted behind my bed. :-\
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i miss writing essays
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well besides the fact that im dashingly handsome, i have very valuable fireagates aswell :toporly:
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i love flo cat
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I have 2 dogs and 4 cats
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i have 1 cat and 1 rabbit
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i have 1 cat and 1 rabbit
... a diner and a dinee. How cool.
Post the vid.
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I have only owned a few pets that I would consider as food.
It's easier that way.
WhenI was a kid we ate almost all my pets. I thought of all animals as my personal pets. I may have a dark colored outlook.
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flo is scared of the rabbit
it used to chase her around the room when it was a baby
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We have one fish.
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i want fish
i used to have two really small ones that died after a week
i want a frog as well
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Our fish has been going for about 6 years now. ::)
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flo is eleven :orly:
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i want fish
i used to have two really small ones that died after a week
i want a frog as well
... a frog?
As in ONE frog to look at?
How about a ONE-EYED frog for now?
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:D i love that
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Me. too.
I don't know if it's real or not, but I could probably tell if I blew it up a bit. I have seen many deformed animals grow up just fine.
I mean it's possible that it's real, but I don't know.
How can you look away?
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It's faked. I can see the blurred brushstroke where the layers were joined.
Nonetheless cool.
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It's faked. I can see the blurred brushstroke where the layers were joined.
Nonetheless cool.
You're right.
I had to blow it up on my screen, but at about one hundred fifty percent it is obvious that they "cut" the eyes off and placed one large one in the middle.
Still cool looking.
:laugh:
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I'm tired :yawn:
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I have a cold.
I'm loosing my voice.
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I have a cold.
I'm loosing my voice.
Why couldn't it have been arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome?
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I have a cold.
I'm loosing my voice.
Why couldn't it have been arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome?
:laugh:
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We have one fish.
We have two fish.
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I want a goat and chickens
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flo is eleven :orly:
He never sounds that old when he posts. :toporly:
Oh, you mean your cat. :P
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haha. i find that funny.
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you will be happy to know that ive. . .
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you will be happy to know that ive. . .
???
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mastrubated to the mirror?
...and not taken a picture?
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I have a cold.
I'm loosing my voice.
Why couldn't it have been arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome?
:minusevil:
Could you imagine reading through pages of BIG LETTERSTM full of typos* caused by voice-recognition software?
(*or is that "speakos"?)
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I want a goat and chickens
My mom keeps goats and chickens.
If I told you how many, I doubt that you would believe me. She is seventy years old, but takes care of over one hundred forty goats and four hundred chickens.
It changes all the time though, because she sells the kids and buys new mature breeders.
She also has a coyote problem, raiding her pens at times. Coyotes kill way more than they eat.
She also sells the goat milk and hen eggs.
:D
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Don't know how I double posted.
???
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I want a goat and chickens
My mom keeps goats and chickens.
If I told you how many, I doubt that you would believe me. She is seventy years old, but takes care of over one hundred forty goats and four hundred chickens.
It changes all the time though, because she sells the kids and buys new mature breeders.
She also has a coyote problem, raiding her pens at times. Coyotes kill way more than they eat.
She also sells the goat milk and hen eggs.
:D
I am very jealous
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The eggs are awesome!
All the genetic and hormonal crap that they have done to hens to make their eggs travel and sell well are not done to my mom's farm eggs. Remember how eggs used to be? ... softer shells without such a thick fucking inner membrane, larger yolks, smaller whites, rich color, tasty and they actually smell good while being cooked.
True!
Sorry, but they are not all perfectly egg shaped and uniform color, though.
:D
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We had chickens for a while when I was growing up.
What kinds of chickens does your mom have?
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I want a chicken :chicken!: :chicken!: :chicken!:
I think they're a bit scary though
When I went to a farm once they had birds running around near me
They're cool though
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I wrote a short story today.
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We had chickens for a while when I was growing up.
What kinds of chickens does your mom have?
Lots of different breeds. I recognize Rhode Island Reds, Wyandotte, Leghorn, Andalusian, New Hampshire Reds, Plymouth Rocks and I know she has bought some rare breeds from South America and Asia, but I'm not really a chicken person.
I'm not sure what all she has.
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
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I want a chicken :chicken!: :chicken!: :chicken!:
I think they're a bit scary though
When I went to a farm once they had birds running around near me
They're cool though
That's cute.
I grew up in farmland, with chickens running all around me. Some of the roosters are extremely aggressive and can actually hurt you when they attack. My mom has actually gone back to her childhood stomps and built a house on her part of the old family farm, where SHE grew up, to live out the rest of her life living the way she was raised.
As parts said, I'm a little "jealous."
The problem with me trying to do that is that the place I grew up, has changed so much that it no longer exists. That's really why she wanted to get away and go back to her childhood home. The place where she raised her kids (my brother and I) has become horrible!
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
What a coincidence! :o
Yours is a terrific read, too.
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
What a coincidence! :o
Yours is a terrific read, too.
:-*
shall we just everyone puke, and continue with the mutual appreciation society?
:laugh:
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
What a coincidence! :o
Yours is a terrific read, too.
:-*
shall we just everyone puke, and continue with the mutual appreciation society?
:laugh:
:laugh: you suppose they still read this?
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good point.
which means...
we can do what we like!
:woohoo:
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:eyelash:
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i see all. muhahah
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um lets see, random truth.
The hairs on my legs were so long yesterday it hurt a lot more to epilate them!
I turn 23 in a week, and I don't want to get any older, I still feel 12.
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
What a coincidence! :o
Yours is a terrific read, too.
:-*
shall we just everyone puke, and continue with the mutual appreciation society?
:laugh:
:laugh: you suppose they still read this?
Sadly yes. :P
Why don't you people post this stuff for the rest of us to look at? (The stories, I mean.)
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you will be happy to know that ive. . .
???
bought some moar beer :laugh:
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
What a coincidence! :o
Yours is a terrific read, too.
:-*
shall we just everyone puke, and continue with the mutual appreciation society?
:laugh:
:laugh: you suppose they still read this?
Sadly yes. :P
Why don't you people post this stuff for the rest of us to look at? (The stories, I mean.)
I'll probably not since posting my story here would most likely place the story in the public domain. Sorry.
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I wrote a short story today.
why, how strange - i wrote one yesterday. :laugh:
yours is bloody fab, though. :-*
What a coincidence! :o
Yours is a terrific read, too.
:-*
shall we just everyone puke, and continue with the mutual appreciation society?
:laugh:
:laugh: you suppose they still read this?
Sadly yes. :P
Why don't you people post this stuff for the rest of us to look at? (The stories, I mean.)
I'll probably not since posting my story here would most likely place the story in the public domain. Sorry.
you beat me to it, O Man.
i'll send you some stuff to look at though, pyraxis, if you'll keep it to yourself.
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I'll probably not since posting my story here would most likely place the story in the public domain. Sorry.
Aw damn. Good point. If you ever post excerpts I'd likely read them.
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i'll send you some stuff to look at though, pyraxis, if you'll keep it to yourself.
As long as you tell me what kind of response (if any) you'd want, otherwise I'll be caught between formal critique, potentially unwanted honesty, silence, and meaningless compliments.
I always keep confidentiality if asked directly, except for one case in the past (offline) where it was causing me psych harm to keep my mouth shut and I was advised by a counsellor to talk.
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my arm hurts.
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I am exhausted
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i'll send you some stuff to look at though, pyraxis, if you'll keep it to yourself.
As long as you tell me what kind of response (if any) you'd want, otherwise I'll be caught between formal critique, potentially unwanted honesty, silence, and meaningless compliments.
I always keep confidentiality if asked directly, except for one case in the past (offline) where it was causing me psych harm to keep my mouth shut and I was advised by a counsellor to talk.
i don't think any of my work could cause psychological damage. :laugh:
remind me of your email address (via PM), and i'll bung some over to you - do you want lyrical or more , er, controversial?
as for response - that's entirely up to you. go with whatever feels best/right.
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I worked this morning and have to go back at 3 this afternoon :-\
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I am out of ideas.
I just separated the kids, because they are fighting. They are restricted to their rooms for the time being.
:wanker:
FUCK ME!!
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*fucks you* :toporly:
thanks. i needed that.
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I met Harold Pinter and slammed a door in Alan Rickman's face.
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I had Stephen King hold a door open for me as I was carrying Amber (about a year old) and going into a grocery store. He was coming out!
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Gregor Fisher used to live a few houses down from me when I was a kid. I played with his kid once, in a big wooden fort thing in their garden, but I didn't see much of them.
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im about ready to take a cat nap. i ate about 6 asprins so im shure they'll be kicking in any moment now :zzz: :sheeplove: :rock: :headbang2: :bath: :mad: :kapow:
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Gregor Fisher used to live a few houses down from me when I was a kid. I played with his kid once, in a big wooden fort thing in their garden, but I didn't see much of them.
Was that Gash or Burney then? :P
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Gregor Fisher used to live a few houses down from me when I was a kid. I played with his kid once, in a big wooden fort thing in their garden, but I didn't see much of them.
Was that Gash or Burney then? :P
It was some kid I'd never seen before, about the same age as me. The family kept to themselves mostly, and the only time I talked to Gregor Fisher was at local charity event when some older girls sent me over to get his autograph for them.
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I had Stephen King hold a door open for me as I was carrying Amber (about a year old) and going into a grocery store. He was coming out!
i would have dropped Amber and fainted! :o
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I had Stephen King hold a door open for me as I was carrying Amber (about a year old) and going into a grocery store. He was coming out!
i would have dropped Amber and fainted! :o
Yeah............right. Whatever.... ::)
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:laugh: sorry, i just love Stephen King.
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He's a good writer.
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He's a good writer.
was.
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You are the same age as me. :)
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^Thank you. :)
I have thought of changing it before. I will just settle for changing my avatar every now and then. I am wondering what your new avatar will be matthe?
Random truth: I have worn glasses or contact lenses since I was about four years old.
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He's a good writer.
was.
Still is.
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:smarty:
fight!
:laugh:
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:smarty:
You just want to put down any writer I suggest. First it was McEwan, now it's King. :'(
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:smarty:
You just want to put down any writer I suggest. First it was McEwan, now it's King. :'(
ohhhhhh, noooooooo, honeybun - i just want the make-up sex after the fight. :eyebrows:
:-*
:laugh:
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My third name is Love.
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Courtney Love Jr. i presume... ???
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When I got confirmed (had to to become a god mum :laugh:), I liked the Polish version of Love - Miłość and because she was a saint I was able to have it :zoinks:
I always liked the name Araminta for some reason. Minty for short.
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wait, you're a chick? lol
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wait, you're a chick? lol
i was thinking that... ???
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lol it's a girl
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I thought the whole lesbian thing pretty much gave me away as a girl :zoinks:
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:smarty:
You just want to put down any writer I suggest. First it was McEwan, now it's King. :'(
ohhhhhh, noooooooo, honeybun - i just want the make-up sex after the fight. :eyebrows:
:-*
:laugh:
In that case, I have a few more names for you. :eyebrows:
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:smarty:
You just want to put down any writer I suggest. First it was McEwan, now it's King. :'(
ohhhhhh, noooooooo, honeybun - i just want the make-up sex after the fight. :eyebrows:
:-*
:laugh:
In that case, I have a few more names for you. :eyebrows:
i noticed. you may be interested to know i would NEVER sleep with someone who knowingly read anything by Jef***y Ar***r.
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:smarty:
You just want to put down any writer I suggest. First it was McEwan, now it's King. :'(
ohhhhhh, noooooooo, honeybun - i just want the make-up sex after the fight. :eyebrows:
:-*
:laugh:
In that case, I have a few more names for you. :eyebrows:
i noticed. you may be interested to know i would NEVER sleep with someone who knowingly read anything by Jef***y Ar***r.
:laugh:
Why?
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:smarty:
You just want to put down any writer I suggest. First it was McEwan, now it's King. :'(
ohhhhhh, noooooooo, honeybun - i just want the make-up sex after the fight. :eyebrows:
:-*
:laugh:
In that case, I have a few more names for you. :eyebrows:
i noticed. you may be interested to know i would NEVER sleep with someone who knowingly read anything by Jef***y Ar***r.
:laugh:
Why?
cos his writing (and i use the term loosely) is execrable, he's a tory wanker, a liar, and cheat and a general all-round tosser.
he is loathed by anyone with any sort of intelligence.
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i want to a meercat. :toporly:
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i want to a meercat. :toporly:
You want to what a meercat? ???
I love meercats! :laugh:
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i want to a meercat. :toporly:
You want to what a meercat? ???
I love meercats! :laugh:
Do one?
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:laugh:
i was watching Brothers n Sisters and Kevin was watching porn and his mom comes to the room and she's like "WHAT are you watching?" and Kevin's like "meercats". :laugh:
i thought it was funny. :)
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i want to a meercat. :toporly:
You want to what a meercat? ???
I love meercats! :laugh:
i want to BE a meercat! ffs :laugh:
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I am sitting at the computer :crazy:
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i want to a meercat. :toporly:
You want to what a meercat? ???
I love meercats! :laugh:
i want to BE a meercat! ffs :laugh:
"Dig so you can hide and hide so you can dig."
(Lion King movie series)
We actually have two meerkat features on disk from BBC and PBS.
:rofl:
(They are awesome creatures.)
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Meerkat Manor
I just got a shower and now I feel a lot better
I'm wearing shorts lololol
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Meerkat Manor
I just got a shower and now I feel a lot better
I'm wearing shorts lololol
I wish I could wear shorts right now. Damn work.
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shorts are good
unless i go outside
it's freezing here right now :D
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shorts are good
unless i go outside
it's freezing here right now :D
It is warm here, I can wear shorts today.
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i want to a meercat. :toporly:
You want to what a meercat? ???
I love meercats! :laugh:
i want to BE a meercat! ffs :laugh:
"Dig so you can hide and hide so you can dig."
(Lion King movie series)
We actually have two meerkat features on disk from BBC and PBS.
:rofl:
(They are awesome creatures.)
Right now "Dig" is classified as an obscene word for me! :police:
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I am most definitely PMSing :zombiefuck:
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I am most definitely PMSing :zombiefuck:
:orly:
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I'd kick God's ass if he had the balls to face me.
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I am drinking rooibos.
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My right eye doesn't quite work in sync with my left. It wanders a bit and makes me look slightly cross-eyed in photos.
I can see fine, though lately I have trouble focusing at close range, but that's probably just because I need bifocals. :nerdy:
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A bot is printing this thread. All of your little secrets are revealed.
Here is a random truth about myself. I think the imperfections in people are some of their sexiest qualities.
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I kind of like my new avatar.
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Me too.
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i like guns and im a little bit of a redneck
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A little bit?
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Im in lovve!!!!!! I LOBV/E YOU TARA!!! I LOVE y'OU!!! :autism:
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I have ten toes.
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A little bit?
well its not like i have a CCW or go gator hunting... i dont make luvins with my sister or aunt and i dont have shotguns everywhere in my place [though that may change when i get my PAL and my own place]
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I'm mean
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Yes, you are. But that's not random. :zoinks:
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I miss my mates
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I miss my dead cat very much.
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:(
I miss furball Flo too
the other week was one year since she died
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I am disturbed more than most people by loud noises
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:(
I miss furball Flo too
the other week was one year since she died
I got to know her through your videos of her. She was wonderful. :flo:
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I haven't smoked any weed for 10 days now. Um, might have caused me being a little uptight sometimes here in that stretch of time. Sorry.
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I'm leaving for work.
bai.
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I'm leaving for work.
bai.
K, bai, have a good day, come back with some :pizza: !
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I haven't smoked any weed for 10 days now. Um, might have caused me being a little uptight sometimes here in that stretch of time. Sorry.
S'all good :)
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Yes. Didn't think there was any real beef between.... Um. Okay, I can/do bark at times but I don't remain in such state for long or I never let other people (RL/i-life) get to me for long. Think that's a bit dumb to do.
I have no trouble with anyone, as far as I'm concerned, here.
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I don't understand most people and find their behavior irrational yet predictable
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I don't understand most people and find their behavior irrational yet predictable
Same.
I find most people disturbing.
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I don't understand most people and find their behavior irrational yet predictable
:indeed:
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I'm posting here with tears in my eyes.......
This kind of tears ----> :yawn:
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I don't understand most people and find their behavior irrational yet predictable
Same.
I find most people disturbing.
Et ego :agreed:
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When I'm stressed or overwhelmed I completely lose my kitchen. If that room is in chaos, it means I am too. Drives me bonkers because I always feel better if my kitchen is clean. :GA:
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I'm struggling to get rid of this feeling of superiority and you-deserved-it about some celebrities. I don't know them and shouldn't think I'm better than they. I guess I actually don't like, semi-hate them. That's not the way I want to be. It's something I need to practice and practice and practice to get rid of.
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^I'm more likely to feel sorry for them because they live their lives in a fish bowl.
We're about to go see Hotel Transylvania and I'm looking forward to it.
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^I'm more likely to feel sorry for them because they live their lives in a fish bowl.
We're about to go see Hotel Transylvania and I'm looking forward to it.
A friend of mine took her 2 kids and they really liked it. I'm thinking of going next weekend with the oldest.
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^I'm more likely to feel sorry for them because they live their lives in a fish bowl.
We're about to go see Hotel Transylvania and I'm looking forward to it.
Have fun.
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When I'm stressed or overwhelmed I completely lose my kitchen. If that room is in chaos, it means I am too. Drives me bonkers because I always feel better if my kitchen is clean. :GA:
Well, you do know your remedy then, cleaning your kitchen, and clean your head at the same time.
For me, that is the kitchen a bit, but mainly the living-room.
I know my remedy, but, getting myself to take the wholesome action, that's an other thing.
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^I'm more likely to feel sorry for them because they live their lives in a fish bowl.
We're about to go see Hotel Transylvania and I'm looking forward to it.
A friend of mine took her 2 kids and they really liked it. I'm thinking of going next weekend with the oldest.
^I'm more likely to feel sorry for them because they live their lives in a fish bowl.
We're about to go see Hotel Transylvania and I'm looking forward to it.
Have fun.
It was fun. We laughed through most of it.
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When I'm stressed or overwhelmed I completely lose my kitchen. If that room is in chaos, it means I am too. Drives me bonkers because I always feel better if my kitchen is clean. :GA:
Well, you do know your remedy then, cleaning your kitchen, and clean your head at the same time.
For me, that is the kitchen a bit, but mainly the living-room.
I know my remedy, but, getting myself to take the wholesome action, that's an other thing.
Exactly.
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I'm a great catch. :penis: :hamsterwheel: :melon: :weird: :trollface: :coolguy: :bacon: :seal: :puppy:
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well. I am enjoying the weather right now as we speak
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I have a short neck, especially when seen from the back. This is because I have a slight kyphosis. :tard:
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I have really bad luck with my teeth. :thumbdn:
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I have really bad luck with my teeth. :thumbdn:
Sometimes that runs in families. Do you have really soft enamel? :apondering:
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Shit, I don't know. I have problems with my gums, and the back teeth are all going to hell.
Also, when I go to the dentist and they pulled my teeth they were long as fuck! dude couldn't get them out. as you could imagine I was worrying like a motherfucker in that dentist chair
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Shit, I don't know. I have problems with my gums, and the back teeth are all going to hell.
Also, when I go to the dentist and they pulled my teeth they were long as fuck! dude couldn't get them out. as you could imagine I was worrying like a motherfucker in that dentist chair
How long have you been without dental care this time around? :-\
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Well, I did get on a sliding fee scale. and to pull three teeth it was going to be $750 down from $1,500
I couldn't pay the 750 because I've been helping a family member out with their bills, so I don't know when I will be back to the dentist
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Well, I did get on a sliding fee scale. and to pull three teeth it was going to be $750 down from $1,500
I couldn't pay the 750 because I've been helping a family member out with their bills, so I don't know when I will be back to the dentist
It is kind of you to help, but you can't let your own health go to shit either. :hug:
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well, you are right! however. I just can't seem to say no when someone is really in a tough spot in their life, :apondering:
I guess if I was in that situation I would want someone to help me.
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well, you are right! however. I just can't seem to say no when someone is really in a tough spot in their life, :apondering:
I guess if I was in that situation I would want someone to help me.
Yes, that is fine, but you can set limits too. You can limit the amount you donate each month,
you can set a deadline for stopping the donations, you can offer to help with your time and labor
instead of money ( if you live close enough ). Neglecting your teeth and overall health will
set you up for serious long-term problems. You have to take care of yourself first. :indeed:
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Well I have set a deadline. so I'm atleast halfway there! :plus:
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I hate wearing things with halter-necklines. I love it on someone else though.
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I lie.
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I lie.
You mean you aren't the Empress of India?! :'(
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I lie.
You mean you aren't the Empress of India?! :'(
Nope. But I am Queen of the Vagina Virginia.
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I lie.
By default, or now and then?
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I lie.
By default, or now and then?
Yes.
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I love the snow, but not cold rain. :P
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I haven't eaten meat since i was 7. And it wasn't like i had a choice!
It was snuck onto my plate!!!
Projectile vommited all ovet the culprits though o.^
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I lie.
By default, or now and then?
Yes.
:lol1:
That's as clear as mud pie.
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Tourmaline looks really good in some Gold. :thumbup:
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I, pretty much so, like to own a boat.
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Build one then... Gibbs style! In your basement.
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I lie.
By default, or now and then?
Yes.
:lol1:
That's as clear as mud pie.
I think it is a very diplomatic and regal answer.
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I lie.
By default, or now and then?
Yes.
:lol1:
That's as clear as mud pie.
I think it is a very diplomatic and regal answer.
Her Majesty :queenie: is a ruler of few words!
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Build one then... Gibbs style! In your basement.
:lol1:
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I drove 2100 miles in 38 hours alone
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I am still stupidly adept at stepping on toes without intending too.
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I am still stupidly adept at stepping on toes without intending too.
It's a gift. Cherish it.
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:thumbup:
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I also step on toes unintendedly 8)
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My little sea baby is back in the picture. :blonde:
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As a kiddo I always had quite thin legs but now, after p/m 40 years of cycling, my legs finally have a bit more athletic shape. :orly:
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The purple anchor of love! anything involving the Ocean is lovable. hello darling, glad we met! :heart:
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The purple anchor of love! anything involving the Ocean is lovable. hello darling, glad we met! :heart:
Now I'm intrigued, are you going to post a picture? :orly:
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The purple anchor of love! anything involving the Ocean is lovable. hello darling, glad we met! :heart:
You've never tried to swim through seaweed.
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Now I'm intrigued, are you going to post a picture? :orly:
This baby right here has very shy and rare colors, to be exact.
You would be hard pressed to find another one of such importance
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That's beautiful! Is it a fire agate, or something else? :viking:
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It is a Fire Agate. all natural, out of Slaughter Mountain. and thank you, its one of my favs
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At last, a fire agate I like. No brown, tan, etc. It's quite a looker richard.
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Thank you, your Majesty. Its also one of my favorites, I've got three maybe four of them. :heart:
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I have just read this entire thread.
A random truth: I have been part of a walking group since December 2013 and today I got a Senior's discount when I bought my milkshake.
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I get the National Psoriasis Association's newsletter. They sometimes give useful tips.
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My father has been dead since 1995.
Every month State Farm mails him a letter to try to sell him auto insurance.
I've tried to get it stopped to no avail, they also send me a letter every month too since I switched over 10+ years ago.
They are relentless fucks.
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I have wanted to live in Canada since I was a child and my mother took us to see where the World's Fair had been.
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I have wanted to live in Canada since I was a child and my mother took us to see where the World's Fair had been.
Montreal specifically? Or any part of Canada?
I have a fascination with India. I love the culture, the food, the religion, the people the art, the movies. One of my best friends is Indian and she says I'm more Indian than she is :laugh:
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I'm a lot nicer than you think
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I'm a lot nicer than you think
And better looking than your profile pic :green:
I'm not as talkative in person as I am online, unless I know you really well and feel comfortable. If not, I like to observe.
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My father has been dead since 1995.
Every month State Farm mails him a letter to try to sell him auto insurance.
I've tried to get it stopped to no avail, they also send me a letter every month too since I switched over 10+ years ago.
They are relentless fucks.
I still get stuff for my Mum, who died in 2008.
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I can't think of anything that isn't inappropriate. :dunno:
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But is it random? :zoinks:
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But is it random? :zoinks:
Maybe he read it as a "randy" truth?
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I think he should tell us. :M
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Lately every time I walk out of Walmart I have to plunk a couple of quarters in the crane game...and most days I nab something on the second quarter.
I have about 20 little stuffed animals sitting on my shelf in the bedroom, and that's not even counting all the ones I've given away to kids that have stood watching me win after they just lost.
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I sometimes save plastic bags I like.
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I am very insecure and overcompensate in my online dealings, usually making me off-putting.
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I haven't been sick since 2012, when I had laryngitis (and even then I felt fine except for lack of voice). Wish I could give the benefits of my immune system to WolFish.
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I am a balky, sulky, bloody awful customer when things don't go as expected. :-[
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I like the smell of a lot of thing lots of people don't like ammonia, tar, and skunks
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I like the smell of a lot of thing lots of people don't like ammonia, tar, and skunks
I frickin' LOVE the smell of tar! Back in the summer of 1980 I owned a paperback copy of
The Shining, released around the same time as the movie, and it smelled beautifully of fresh tar.
I still enjoy that memory. :book:
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I love fruity jams and pastries, but lately they give me pretty bad heartburn! :zombiefuck:
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My brother and I liked to play with tar. My mother was not well pleased. :roar:
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I lied a bit in the post above. My mother never was like this emoticon :roar:
She does miss the roaring rage qualities.
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I lied a bit in the post above. My mother never was like this emoticon :roar:
She does miss the roaring rage qualities.
My mother could really holler! :rollingpin:
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I lied a bit in the post above. My mother never was like this emoticon :roar:
She does miss the roaring rage qualities.
My mother could really holler! :rollingpin:
So can mine. She's a yowler.
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I lied a bit in the post above. My mother never was like this emoticon :roar:
She does miss the roaring rage qualities.
My mother could really holler! :rollingpin:
So can mine. She's a yowler.
Mine never really yelled or yowled, she could achieve pretty much the same effect with just an angry stare, you just knew you were in deep shit
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What did you do? :zoinks:
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I'm turning in a lefthanded person at the moement.
Weird thing, some fine motor skills still work reasonably well and painless in the right hand. But I do notice an automated change to using the left when it comes to opening doors, taps, and jars.
Time to see a doctor tomorrow. :P
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What's with your right hand?
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What's with your right hand?
Don't know. All my extremities ache a bit, nothing too unusual there. But my right hand now barely functions in some ways. Can't close or open a tap or a lock, can barely open a door. Can type a bit, but not if my hand needs to spread too much. Thumb and index finger are the worst. Pain radiates to elbow and shoulder. But it does not feel at all like an RSI. Nor does it feel like my hands were five years ago. Finer motor skills still go reasonably well. I could knit (because I taught myself to do it the German/Scandinavian way), draw, and write a bit two days ago. But lifting a cup of tea is nearly impossible.
Understaffed at GP because of holidays. But, they'll see me tomorrow. When the assistant heard my problem, she backed of telling how little space they had and said I really needed to come.
About a month ago I did snap my thumb backwards with a heavy bag falling and me just catching it. Maybe this is a delayed reaction on that.
Hope it is not something like a tear in a bone or sinew. Since today the thumb and index finger do look a little bit swollen too.
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:-\ I hope you get it sorted out quickly.
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I lied a bit in the post above. My mother never was like this emoticon :roar:
She does miss the roaring rage qualities.
My mother could really holler! :rollingpin:
So can mine. She's a yowler.
Mine never really yelled or yowled, she could achieve pretty much the same effect with just an angry stare, you just knew you were in deep shit
My mother had a police whistle. :LOL:
What's with your right hand?
Don't know. All my extremities ache a bit, nothing too unusual there. But my right hand now barely functions in some ways. Can't close or open a tap or a lock, can barely open a door. Can type a bit, but not if my hand needs to spread too much. Thumb and index finger are the worst. Pain radiates to elbow and shoulder. But it does not feel at all like an RSI. Nor does it feel like my hands were five years ago. Finer motor skills still go reasonably well. I could knit (because I taught myself to do it the German/Scandinavian way), draw, and write a bit two days ago. But lifting a cup of tea is nearly impossible.
Understaffed at GP because of holidays. But, they'll see me tomorrow. When the assistant heard my problem, she backed of telling how little space they had and said I really needed to come.
About a month ago I did snap my thumb backwards with a heavy bag falling and me just catching it. Maybe this is a delayed reaction on that.
Hope it is not something like a tear in a bone or sinew. Since today the thumb and index finger do look a little bit swollen too.
Sounds a bit like carpal tunnel, hope you find an answer soon hyke. :hug:
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What's with your right hand?
Don't know. All my extremities ache a bit, nothing too unusual there. But my right hand now barely functions in some ways. Can't close or open a tap or a lock, can barely open a door. Can type a bit, but not if my hand needs to spread too much. Thumb and index finger are the worst. Pain radiates to elbow and shoulder. But it does not feel at all like an RSI. Nor does it feel like my hands were five years ago. Finer motor skills still go reasonably well. I could knit (because I taught myself to do it the German/Scandinavian way), draw, and write a bit two days ago. But lifting a cup of tea is nearly impossible.
Understaffed at GP because of holidays. But, they'll see me tomorrow. When the assistant heard my problem, she backed of telling how little space they had and said I really needed to come.
About a month ago I did snap my thumb backwards with a heavy bag falling and me just catching it. Maybe this is a delayed reaction on that.
Hope it is not something like a tear in a bone or sinew. Since today the thumb and index finger do look a little bit swollen too.
Sounds a bit like carpal tunnel, hope you find an answer soon hyke. :hug:
No carpal tunnel verdict. Probably strained and overstressed it by the impact of that bag a while ago. And, possibly moved something the wrong way in my wrist too, because yesterday evening, I felt something change and I could do way more than before.
Advise is to keep wearing my splint at night (had it still lying around, so had started using it) give it some rest, and if things are not improving within two weeks to come back.
So far, so good. Got an excuse to bum around a bit more. :P
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I'm turning in a lefthanded person at the moement.
Weird thing, some fine motor skills still work reasonably well and painless in the right hand. But I do notice an automated change to using the left when it comes to opening doors, taps, and jars.
Time to see a doctor tomorrow. :P
I'm sorry about your sore hoof, but impressed that you are adapting.
My boss is left-handed, yet uses her right hand to chop things, and serves food with both hands at once. :orly:
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This morning I picked up a pot from the table and brought it to the kitchen saying two flowerpots on the table was a bit much.
Walking further I looked down and thought: "This isn't a flowerpot"
"This is a teapot".
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My teeth are very breakable. I watched a TV special about an ancient Egyptian pharaoh,
thousands of years old, and his mummy still has a full mouth of teeth. Makes me feel ... inadequate. :trollskull:
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I parent by benign neglect.
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I parent by benign neglect.
Benign neglect is my go-to strategy for way too many things. :-\
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I parent by benign neglect.
Benign neglect is my go-to strategy for way too many things. :-\
Hey, if you wait long enough everything becomes unnecessary.
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I'm a pretty easy dental patient. I have decent pain tolerance and I stay still. :tard:
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I don't have nightmares. Occasionally I have unpleasant dreams, but I don't wake up in terror.
I don't think I ever did, even as a child, except for once or twice when feverish. I'm grateful for that. 8)
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When I'm at the movies and they play a trailer for a horror movie, I close my eyes.
Even if the sounds from the screen are disturbing, I soon forget them if I don't have visual images to
go with them. This is how I avoid being jumpy and paranoid later when I'm alone in the apartment. :hide:
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It's a lot of effort for me to do social things - even making posts on a forum is hard. Sometimes I get overwhelmed and mark everything "read" even if I might be interested in it. I am hoping that there is a practice effect that will make it easier as time passes.
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It's a lot of effort for me to do social things - even making posts on a forum is hard. Sometimes I get overwhelmed and mark everything "read" even if I might be interested in it. I am hoping that there is a practice effect that will make it easier as time passes.
It's why I do log in most days. Not always, but most days. The longer I stay away, the harder it gets. And sometimes the online socialising helps me to do it offline too.
(Says Hyke, with a postcount that suggests something completely different.)
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I dislike phones and at times it takes a great deal of effort to make a call, some days I can tolerate the phone others I'd rather drive a half hour to talk face to face than call even for simple things
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I dislike phones and at times it takes a great deal of effort to make a call, some days I can tolerate the phone others I'd rather drive a half hour to talk face to face than call even for simple things
This. I am like this.
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I have a deviated septum. I saw it on a dental X-ray. :trollskull:
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I have a deviated septum. I saw it on a dental X-ray. :trollskull:
Kayleigh has too. To the extent that it looks like she had a broken nose in the past.
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My right cheekbone is bigger than the left. I can feel it! :trollskull:
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So is mine! I can not only feel it, but I can see it too.
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I hate living alone.
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Ren and CBC, are both of you right handed?
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I love living alone, at the moment.
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My idea of heaven is being snowed-in for a week...alone.
Every time I'm home alone someone is always dropping by and fucking up my solitude.
Make that a month. I can live off of crackers and cheese it's doable.
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Ren and CBC, are both of you right handed?
I am. I notice the whole right side of my face is subtly fuller than the left side. :nerd!:
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I love living alone, at the moment.
I've lived alone happily for 17 years and I don't anticipate living with anyone else ever again.* :nicegear:
* Until I move into a HOME. With other old bats. :prude: :oldman:
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Ren and CBC, are both of you right handed?
No, I am left handed.
What does that mean?
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IIRC;
Righthanded people often are just a bit bigger in their bodyparts on the right of their body. With lefthanded people it is the other way around.
The more right- or left- oriented, the bigger the chance that the difference in size is there. Partly due to exercise induced growth. Even the quality of eyesight can be part of this.
People who are ambidextrous, or left footed and right handed are supposedly more even in the sizes of their body parts.
That said, I'm left footed, right handed. My right left and foot are bigger than my left leg and foot. So, it is not a solid rule.
I have no way of backing this up by text. Someone once told me. Who knows, she may have made it up. But she is not that type of woman.
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IIRC;
Righthanded people often are just a bit bigger in their bodyparts on the right of their body. With lefthanded people it is the other way around.
The more right- or left- oriented, the bigger the chance that the difference in size is there. Partly due to exercise induced growth. Even the quality of eyesight can be part of this.
People who are ambidextrous, or left footed and right handed are supposedly more even in the sizes of their body parts.
That said, I'm left footed, right handed. My right left and foot are bigger than my left leg and foot. So, it is not a solid rule.
I have no way of backing this up by text. Someone once told me. Who knows, she may have made it up. But she is not that type of woman.
I "used to know a guy" (actually worked with him for many years in music) who was an accomplished pianist, classically trained but more interested in old jazz and early rock music.
He was truly ambidextrous. He could take a pen in each hand and starting from the middle of the page write an almost perfect mirror image from the right and the left at the same time. As long as he did not have to write "right way" with his left hand, his left hand writing looked like an exact mirror image of what he had written with his right hand.
:dunno:
Kind of unsettling, but very cool, I thought. I miss him.
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I am right handed and right bodied in general. When I played baseball, I was able to switch hit, because I really did not have a clearly dominant eye. I could choose to dominate with either. I used that skill to advance in target shooting in later years.
Hardly anything is more upsetting to a baseball pitcher than having a batter switch sides after one pitch, when he already has a plan to strike that batter out. My coach used to have me do that quite often, because I could usually get on base either way.
My right hand is maybe half again stronger than my left. My left is quite dexterous, but I have to assume, not used often enough to develop the same muscles as with my right. Never had any luck trying to kick with my left foot. I am totally right footed as far as kicking goes, even though for years I kicked a bag of sand as an exercise with both feet, alternately.
Since my hip replacement on my right side, I am sure that my left leg is much stronger still, but I am beginning to step first with my right again and I can kick fairly impressively into my old bag with my old and dodgy right leg these days. Can't work out like I used to but getting better all the time, I think.
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I'm left handed but very right eyed. My left eye is weak. If I were to bat at baseball, it would be right handed. Throwing a ball, left handed. Golf, I am right handed.
My right cheekbone is more prominent than my left, by quite a lot.
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My right cheekbone is more prominent than my left, by quite a lot.
Mine too. It probably doesn't show much visually, but I can definitely feel the difference. :trollskull:
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I'm really bad at self isolating when depression hits.
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I'm really bad at self isolating when depression hits.
I isolate myself to the point of being selfish in my relationships. Hard to strike the balance. :-\
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I'm really bad at self isolating when depression hits.
I isolate myself to the point of being selfish in my relationships. Hard to strike the balance. :-\
I do the same. But I tell people that I will be okay, they just need to give me space and I will be back when I'm feeling more balanced. I think the added phone calls and conversations and making plans and being social drains me so much that instinctively I know that I don't have the additional resources to put into it. So it's kind of out of self preservation.
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I'm really bad at self isolating when depression hits.
I isolate myself to the point of being selfish in my relationships. Hard to strike the balance. :-\
I do the same. But I tell people that I will be okay, they just need to give me space and I will be back when I'm feeling more balanced. I think the added phone calls and conversations and making plans and being social drains me so much that instinctively I know that I don't have the additional resources to put into it. So it's kind of out of self preservation.
It's good that you have the instinct for self-preservation, and the strategies to enforce it. :)
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My fantasy involves Chris Pratt, Markiplier and Natalie Dormer. Not any kind of romantic or sexual thing but going on adventures, I'd bring Toffee along too. Space adventures 'n shit, you know. Like No Man's Sky but actually fun and interesting and with two actors, a Youtuber, a Some_Bloke and a dog solving mysteries at the same time, throughout time and space.
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My fantasy involves Chris Pratt, Markiplier and Natalie Dormer. Not any kind of romantic or sexual thing but going on adventures, I'd bring Toffee along too. Space adventures 'n shit, you know. Like No Man's Sky but actually fun and interesting and with two actors, a Youtuber, a Some_Bloke and a dog solving mysteries at the same time, throughout time and space.
Chris Pratt is hilarious. Definitely good guy to bring along on adventures
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My fantasy involves Chris Pratt, Markiplier and Natalie Dormer. Not any kind of romantic or sexual thing but going on adventures, I'd bring Toffee along too. Space adventures 'n shit, you know. Like No Man's Sky but actually fun and interesting and with two actors, a Youtuber, a Some_Bloke and a dog solving mysteries at the same time, throughout time and space.
Chris Pratt is hilarious. Definitely good guy to bring along on adventures
https://youtu.be/RsQmMnIChFw?t=28s
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My fantasy involves Chris Pratt, Markiplier and Natalie Dormer. Not any kind of romantic or sexual thing but going on adventures, I'd bring Toffee along too. Space adventures 'n shit, you know. Like No Man's Sky but actually fun and interesting and with two actors, a Youtuber, a Some_Bloke and a dog solving mysteries at the same time, throughout time and space.
Chris Pratt is hilarious. Definitely good guy to bring along on adventures
https://youtu.be/RsQmMnIChFw?t=28s
:lol1:
Have you seen the second one yet? It was even better than the first.
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I'll see a nickname, or words, and a song with that title or artist will pop into my head.
e.g. Phoenix's "hot chocolate" in the other thread made me think of "You sexy thing".