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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1125 on: May 22, 2007, 12:03:19 AM »
Is that how you operate your mousepad ??

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1126 on: May 22, 2007, 12:05:15 AM »
No. But I had a rat stuck in my ass once.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1127 on: May 22, 2007, 12:07:11 AM »
Not as bad as getting your nipple bit off by a beaver!!  :o

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1128 on: May 22, 2007, 12:07:58 AM »
Never tried that.

Had my foot molested be
skunks and squirrels though.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1129 on: May 22, 2007, 12:09:53 AM »
Did you marry the sqirrel ??

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1130 on: May 22, 2007, 12:12:07 AM »
No. I'm not into foot fetishists.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1131 on: May 22, 2007, 11:09:23 PM »
My beak can hold more than my belly can.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1132 on: May 28, 2007, 09:16:31 PM »
I have this hissing laugh kind of like Dastardly when I have done something particularly evil. I share this laugh with several of my family members on my mother's side. I think it's because most of us had breathing troubles when we were little. The laugh came out several times today when my dad mysteriously discovered how to use the DVR. He rewinds scenes from movies at least 4 times per scene that he enjoys, and it drives my mom insane. It's been a good day. Back to back episodes of my dad's favorites came on today including Seinfeld(the Soup Nazi episode) and a couple good episodes of Reno 911 and Southpark. I think my mom is about ready to strangle my dad, and me. For some reason she suspects I'm the one who showed my dad how to use the remote. Just because he my dad barely knows how to use the dvd let alone the dvr remote, I appear guilty. Stupid hissing laugh.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1133 on: May 28, 2007, 09:23:51 PM »
i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1134 on: May 28, 2007, 09:28:04 PM »
i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.

How do you feel about doing so to the government?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1135 on: May 28, 2007, 09:29:58 PM »
i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.

How do you feel about doing so to the government?
i believe that whenever possible a person has a duty to take a bite out of the machine.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1136 on: May 29, 2007, 04:06:55 AM »

I stayed for the very end of the race, wet ass and all. I actually had a rain parka, but it was raining "up" where I was at times, because of the direction of the wind and the construction of the grandstands at the track.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1137 on: May 29, 2007, 04:20:56 AM »

I stayed for the very end of the race, wet ass and all. I actually had a rain parka, but it was raining "up" where I was at times, because of the direction of the wind and the construction of the grandstands at the track.

was it worth it?

i believe that it is both prudent and moral to rip off major corporations whenever possible.

How do you feel about doing so to the government?
i believe that whenever possible a person has a duty to take a bite out of the machine.

Amen.

I'm more concerned about the likelihood of nicking my bollockbag shaving it before my 'snip' than actually going for the damn thing.  :-\

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1138 on: May 29, 2007, 06:07:39 AM »

I stayed for the very end of the race, wet ass and all. I actually had a rain parka, but it was raining "up" where I was at times, because of the direction of the wind and the construction of the grandstands at the track.

was it worth it?

Oh, Hell, yeah!

It's the best race, most years and I've been rained on before (I literally hate being rained on from a sensory overload standpoint), but the race itself seems to ground me and keep me OK, even with getting a wet ass. It's a great time and it's MY ME TIME, once a year. I ditch my responsibilities and just have fun.

The party at a friend's house, near the track, always starts Friday afternoon and goes until he fires his "cannon" Monday afternoon, to tell everyone to get the hell off his property. He has a sort of toy (starter pistol style) cannon whch will shake the ground when he loads it up with one of his black powder charges. His house is only one and one tenth mile from the track, with almost an acre of backyard. He invites racing fans to park their campers on his grass and bring their own booze. He supplies the food and what a feast. He is from Louisiana and every year he Fed-Exes about a thousand dollars worth of fresh seafood to the party. He always gets crayfish, shrimp, 'gator tail and fresh oysters and various other wonders from the gulf. This year he had a thirty pound filet of swordfish, too. So, once the race is over, the party is still going strong. I have special spot in the back for my tent, away from some of the other twenty to forty people who show up, usually with unannounced friends in-tow.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1139 on: May 29, 2007, 06:14:50 AM »
Random truth...my hair is in a ponytail right now.