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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #375 on: August 29, 2006, 01:36:18 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on August 29, 2006, 09:00:09 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 29, 2006, 08:56:15 AM
Erotic is using a feather.

Kinky is using the whole chicken.

So which one do you prefer?

I'm a vegetarian and completely above such animal cruelty.   :angel:
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #376 on: August 29, 2006, 04:11:24 PM »
Would a rubber chicken be considered kinky, do you think?  :angel:
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #377 on: August 30, 2006, 05:26:53 PM »
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #378 on: September 02, 2006, 08:48:07 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on August 29, 2006, 04:11:24 PM
Would a rubber chicken be considered kinky, do you think?  :angel:

It would be considered more humane and environmentally freindly.  And, as is the general rule with rubber, the sex would be safer.

And triste, I guess that some people really do want to go fuck a duck!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #379 on: September 02, 2006, 08:50:29 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 02, 2006, 08:48:07 AM
Quote from: duncvis on August 29, 2006, 04:11:24 PM
Would a rubber chicken be considered kinky, do you think?  :angel:

It would be considered more humane and environmentally freindly.  And, as is the general rule with rubber, the sex would be safer.

And triste, I guess that some people really do want to go fuck a duck!

You should really use a silicone chicken; they're non-porus, so they don't absorb fluids and harbour microbes like rubber does.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #380 on: September 02, 2006, 03:25:09 PM »
I'm hungry!
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #381 on: September 06, 2006, 10:17:24 AM »
me too! but more than that i want booze! and i also bumped my foot yesterday, it hurts.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #382 on: September 06, 2006, 10:25:49 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 06, 2006, 10:17:24 AM
me too! but more than that i want booze! and i also bumped my foot yesterday, it hurts.

does my avatar give you any ideas?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #383 on: September 06, 2006, 10:47:19 AM »
lol no, i think that would hurt even more. :P thanks though, it was a nice of ya. :) *coughretardcough* :P
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #384 on: September 10, 2006, 05:30:59 PM »
I have a pet peeve about blatant liars. It has to do with the fact that I usually take people at their word, and I feel like an idiot when I've been lied to. I'm also confused in situations where people believe I'm lying because others do it. It even annoys me when I ask my mom 'what did you say?' or what do you mean?' And she always responds with either 'you heard me!' or 'you know what I meant!' I wouldn't be asking if I had heard or knew what the hell she was talking about. That's why I'm thankful for the few friends I have. They're honest with me all the time, and I don't end up feeling confused or hurt.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #385 on: September 10, 2006, 10:45:19 PM »
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #386 on: September 11, 2006, 11:31:13 AM »
I am thinking about eating something but don't know what yet.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #387 on: September 11, 2006, 12:15:38 PM »
Some days I hate myself, some days I'm narcissistic as fuck.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #388 on: September 11, 2006, 01:56:07 PM »
i recorded a single a few years ago, with Youth (bass player from Killing Joke).

fuck knows what he did with it...
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #389 on: September 11, 2006, 07:57:40 PM »
I like computers.
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