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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #120 on: June 21, 2006, 06:56:27 PM »
pussy is one of my most favorite words.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #121 on: June 22, 2006, 03:15:49 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 21, 2006, 06:56:27 PM
pussy is one of my most favorite words.

I just don't find the word sexy at all, I feel the same way about the word 'dick' too.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #122 on: June 22, 2006, 03:17:19 AM »
So you don't like it when Dunc says he's going to stick his dick in your pussy?  :-\
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #123 on: June 22, 2006, 03:19:21 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 22, 2006, 03:17:19 AM
So you don't like it when Dunc says he's going to stick his dick in your pussy?  :-\

I don't think he has ever used those exact words with me- he's more for action than talk anyway  ;)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #124 on: June 22, 2006, 03:20:48 AM »
Have you ever said to a woman 'I'm going to stick my dick in your pussy' ?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #125 on: June 22, 2006, 03:23:43 AM »
Can't say I have; there's never been much conversation when that sort of stuff's been going on.  It would make a great cyber-sex line though; almost as good as "I toche your boobie".
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #126 on: June 22, 2006, 03:26:30 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 22, 2006, 03:23:43 AM
Can't say I have; there's never been much conversation when that sort of stuff's been going on.  It would make a great cyber-sex line though; almost as good as "I toche your boobie".

pmsl- 'I'm going to stick my dick in your pussy and move it in and out a bit.  Then I'm going to cum about 10 minutes before you're ready cos I haven't had sex for 5 years'  ::)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #127 on: June 22, 2006, 08:09:11 AM »
i'm going to cum immediately, probably before my dick even touches your pussy juices, because i havent had sex never, not even once.


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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #128 on: June 22, 2006, 09:11:37 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 22, 2006, 08:09:11 AM
i'm going to cum immediately, probably before my dick even touches your pussy juices, because i havent had sex never, not even once.




This is strange. Whenever I read descriptive posts like that one, I look at the avatar. My brain is confused.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #129 on: June 22, 2006, 09:17:22 AM »
No its not, you are easily confused.

Just kidding....
 
Maybe


No serious
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #130 on: June 22, 2006, 10:28:28 AM »
I just donated alot of clothes to the homeless shelter, and it also cleared some space on my floor.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #131 on: June 22, 2006, 10:38:04 AM »
Quote from: hiro on June 16, 2006, 12:42:34 AM
A plug can crerate projectile ejaculations ~? ~? ? ?~? ? ?? ? ~

i already knew this (from personal experience).  >:D
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #132 on: June 22, 2006, 11:24:33 AM »
This lump in my throat that's not going away is making me paranoid.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #133 on: June 22, 2006, 11:25:56 AM »
swallow
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #134 on: June 22, 2006, 11:31:00 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on June 22, 2006, 11:24:33 AM
This lump in my throat that's not going away is making me paranoid.

MAybe your missing happeh?
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