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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #825 on: January 16, 2007, 10:06:56 PM »
yeesh, then i shall not nair. but i wanna know if there's anything i can do, that isn't dangerous and stuff, to remove the hair permanently. do you have to see a specialist for that? cuz i suck at seeing people for stuff. and i'm phobic of appointment making let alone going to said appointment.


you never know what triggers a memory!


once, my best friend had to go visit a doctor for his back.


anyways the doctor that he visited shared an office with a sexual dysfunction specialist.  so i grabbed a business card (the sexual dysfunction dr.)
after his visit we stopped by my grandparents for a visit and some lunch.  after we got up off the sofa to leave i dropped the sexual dysfunction specialists card where on the sofa, where my friend was sitting.

we left.

about a week later i went all by myself to visit my grandparents.  and my grandmother cornered me, and showed me the card.  i played coy.  but after much grilling i had to tell her.  but i made her promise not to say anything to anybody that my beat friend was impotent at the ripe age of 21.
she gasped, and promised not to say anything.


i forgot to let my grandmother off the hook and tell her that i was kidding.

several months later my friend and i went for another visit (we liked going there because we ate for free, were allowed to smoke in the house and my grandparents were cool as shit).
my grandmother obviously forgot her promise to remain mum about what i had told her.  i guess that the drama was too much and she needed more.
so she cornered my friend and gave him sympathy.  "oh," she said, "i have been so worried about you.  how is your little problem?"
the thing is, i never got around to letting my friend in on the joke.


now i only wish that i could remember their exact conversation.  but alas, the account i heard was to come later that day from my friend.
we laughed and laughed.

thanks for the laugh, dude  :LMAO: that was hella funny, you have a great grandma!
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #826 on: January 16, 2007, 10:08:47 PM »
I am glad Millabella is back.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #827 on: January 16, 2007, 10:13:09 PM »
How does nair work?  Does it break down the keratin?  Because it probably couldn't melt your skin off, it would just dissolve all the dead layers of keratin glazed cells in the upper layers.  Then again, I haven't actually experimented.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #828 on: January 16, 2007, 10:13:51 PM »
aww thanks Callaway :-*
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #829 on: January 16, 2007, 10:44:52 PM »
How does nair work?  Does it break down the keratin?  Because it probably couldn't melt your skin off, it would just dissolve all the dead layers of keratin glazed cells in the upper layers.  Then again, I haven't actually experimented.

Yes, Nomaken.  Chemical depilatories work by breaking the disulfide bonds that link the protein chains in the keratin that give hair its strength, making the hair disintegrate.  A common depilatory is calcium thioglycolate.  Your epidermis also has keratin, and the outer layer is dissolved by the depilatory as well.  If one uses chemical depilatories too frequently or leaves them on the skin too long, the skin can be chemically burned.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #830 on: January 18, 2007, 07:50:24 AM »
How does nair work?  Does it break down the keratin?  Because it probably couldn't melt your skin off, it would just dissolve all the dead layers of keratin glazed cells in the upper layers.  Then again, I haven't actually experimented.

Yes, Nomaken.  Chemical depilatories work by breaking the disulfide bonds that link the protein chains in the keratin that give hair its strength, making the hair disintegrate.  A common depilatory is calcium thioglycolate.  Your epidermis also has keratin, and the outer layer is dissolved by the depilatory as well.  If one uses chemical depilatories too frequently or leaves them on the skin too long, the skin can be chemically burned.

That was a really aspie explanation. I'm sure Miss Sweden or Miss America use depilatories, but I'm also sure that they don't have a clue whether it's horse shit or perchloric acid in them. +  :laugh:

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #831 on: January 19, 2007, 08:32:49 AM »
i just gave everyone on this page a + 1.
except for nomaken because i feel that he would have objected.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #832 on: January 19, 2007, 08:39:43 AM »
 My tactile has not come back completely all week. I am not getting the same benefit from my punching bag and scratchy clothes, right now. I'm a little nervous that a bad one is coming. Loud bass seems to be the only thing that helps.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #833 on: January 21, 2007, 02:39:42 AM »
What is the bad one coming, DirtDawg. ???
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #834 on: January 21, 2007, 11:20:55 AM »
Meltdown?


Random truth...hmm. If people make certain noises repeatedly, I want to hit them

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #835 on: January 21, 2007, 11:28:15 AM »
I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #836 on: January 21, 2007, 12:19:00 PM »
What is the bad one coming, DirtDawg. ???
Not a meltdown.
I did that as a child at a fairly high cost. I can now control my reactions much bettter, especially now that I know a littlle about autism and understand better what some of these sensory episodes lead to from past experience. Now, I usuallly just get kind of depresssed, listen to my music, way too loud, lay around and mope on wooly blankets, wearing a wool thermals inside out with a tight t-shirt over them, and the most ridiculous rainbow toe socks you ever saw, trying to get some tactile sensation from rough things. I also spend a little time on the punching bag using gripper gloves, inside out.

This processs makes a lot more sense than trying to figure out which foods I'm having an allergic reaction to, which is what doctors told me most of my life, when I was desparate enough to ask for help. Since I learned some of this a few years ago, I have had fewer and less severe instances, that also seem to go away faster, but this one came on much sooner than the normal dreaded timeframe. I'm so tired of dropping things, crushing things and scratching mysellf with rough things. I want my super-focussed-body-movements, perfectly-accurate-approach, lay-things-down-in-perfect-balance, "hyper-control" back. I misss my sense of humor, too.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #837 on: January 21, 2007, 12:25:55 PM »
I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.

Ack, one of my top peeves!

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #838 on: January 21, 2007, 12:28:47 PM »
I want to beat people into a bloody pulp when they make loud eating noises.
In the rudeness of my youth, I once BURPED so loud in a restaurant, that the sound echoed off the back wall of the place, everyone fell silent and it made two babies start crying. I'm glad you guys weren't sitting in that restaurant, that day. I probably should have been embarrrassed, at the time, but I just laughed.

I don't do that stuff, anymore!
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #839 on: January 21, 2007, 12:57:10 PM »
i would have laughed too, that *is* hilarious! people take little things like that too seriously. rude schmude, burps are fun.
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