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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #585 on: December 07, 2006, 09:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 07, 2006, 09:40:27 PM


Quit trying to be Werbert damnit!!  ;D


Do you think you're the god damn Japanese and I'm Pearl Harbor?

Are you TRYING to start a war with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #586 on: December 07, 2006, 09:53:48 PM »
I'm sleepy.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #587 on: December 07, 2006, 10:18:20 PM »
The hotness of the new skiing instructor influenced my decision to continue with another set of lessons.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #588 on: December 07, 2006, 10:21:46 PM »
My new dental surgery is entirely staffed by hot blonde women from the models-r-us dental school.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #589 on: December 07, 2006, 10:31:57 PM »
How come the guy who can't come gets all the luck?  ;)

*pout*
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #590 on: December 07, 2006, 10:41:30 PM »
The universe loves to torment me in creative ways.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #591 on: December 07, 2006, 10:45:35 PM »
I am the hardest on Myself.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #592 on: December 07, 2006, 11:59:10 PM »
I weigh more right now than at any other time in my life.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #593 on: December 08, 2006, 12:54:07 AM »
Where do you gain weight?  You might look cuter with a little weight around your mid section.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #594 on: December 08, 2006, 06:02:53 AM »
It was muscle-weight, so my waist hasn't increased by much.  My BMI is now 28.7.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #595 on: December 09, 2006, 01:03:58 AM »
You'd look cuter in my opinion if you were a little tubbier, but don't listen to me, you don't wanna fuck me.

In other news:
My bone marrow is probably really healthy with how much I bleed daily.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #596 on: December 09, 2006, 09:22:36 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 09, 2006, 01:03:58 AM
You'd look cuter in my opinion if you were a little tubbier, but don't listen to me, you don't wanna fuck me.

It would be very difficult for me to get tubby; my body's very resistant to putting on fat.

Quote from: Nomaken on December 09, 2006, 01:03:58 AM
My bone marrow is probably really healthy with how much I bleed daily.

Do you take an iron suppliment?  Why do you bleed?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #597 on: December 09, 2006, 03:58:41 PM »
I am a compulsive skin picker, I open up scabs all the time, and go on to make more of them.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #598 on: December 09, 2006, 09:00:07 PM »
ewwwwwwwwwwww i used to do that but now i dont cos its detrimental to my health (or so they say)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #599 on: December 10, 2006, 07:17:07 AM »
How is it detrimental to your health?  Skin is cheap, replacable, and expendable.
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