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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: duncvis on May 23, 2006, 12:44:52 PM
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Since every fucker else seems to have started one, here's mine. Knock yerself out, if you can be arsed. :P
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<Cannot ask questions on account of having knocked himself out>
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good start. :laugh:
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do you and your other half have "a song" and, if so, what is it and who's it by?
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Not really, but if 'Take It Off' by The Donnas is on we always end up shagging... :laugh:
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Who is that in your avatar?
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Not a clue. :-\
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I believe i have heard you refer to yourself as a large man.
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
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I would generally be considered large, yeh. I am 5'11", but rugby player shaped. I'm currently overweight (fucking medication. well, ok, fucking medication, pies and curry...) so I currently weigh around 20 stone (280 lbs), as opposed to my usual 15-16 stone (210-225 lbs). Troube is with such a large frame I carry it, and didn't usually notice how much weight I'd put on until my pants didn't fit any more....
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look at that cuddly teddy bear.
are you old enough for intensity dunc?
i mean you could be around 15 -17 years old.
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cheeky twat! teddy bear my arse, grizzly more like ;D
I am 30, and in person you can tell, even if I do come off like an overgrown teenager. Haven't been carded for a couple of years though... maybe the masturbation damage is starting to show or summat :P
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You look like my friend Richard. We call him Teddy Bear.
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i'm quite disappointed, Duncvis. :P i expected you to have a mohawk and at least five facial piercings.
when you were growing-up, what was your favourite kids' TV show?
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I used to have a blue mohawk, actually - that picture was taken last summer so I'd just shaved my head. And only had one facial piercing (eyebrow), sorry to disappoint you. :P
Kids TV show - probably DangerMouse. 8)
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Can I see a pic of you mel and the kids?
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Can I see a pic of you mel and the kids?
Why do you want pics of his kids, Jman? :o
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Can I see a pic of you mel and the kids?
Nope.
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Can I see a pic of you mel and the kids?
Why do you want pics of his kids, Jman? :o
Well i've known duncvis since WP first opened, a picture of him and mel would suffice
get your mind out of the gutter peter
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Can I see a pic of you mel and the kids?
Nope.
why not?
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If mel wants to post a pic, thats up to her. otherwise you're stuck with my ugly mug. :P
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Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?
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The Goonies...
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If mel wants to post a pic, thats up to her. otherwise you're stuck with my ugly mug. :P
go for it
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If mel wants to post a pic, thats up to her. otherwise you're stuck with my ugly mug. :P
I ain't posting a pic- lets just say I have valid reasons why not ;)
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(if you live in the uk) are you going to the Beltane Bash this weekend?
baby
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doubt it. I never go south of Sheffield if I can help it. ;D
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shame we got some cool acts this year, we got Wendy Rule coming over from NZ specially and loads of great craft stalls
baby
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cheeky twat!? teddy bear my arse, grizzly more like ;D
I am 30, and in person you can tell, even if I do come off like an overgrown teenager. Haven't been carded for a couple of years though... maybe the masturbation damage is starting to show or summat :P
funny shit there, funny indeed.
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You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god. What do you say/do?
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do you do something that involves computer programming for a living?
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You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god. What do you say/do?
er, 'hows it hanging, God'? This scenario is so far removed from any concept I have of a higher power it makes little sense to me. ;D
do you do something that involves computer programming for a living?
I don't work at the moment, my last one was a total fucking disaster and I ended up being treated for anxiety and clinical depression, then got the Aspergers diagnosis. I doubt my stress levels when using my NT emulator can withstand full time employment in most workplaces, so I'm working on computing related skills [web design, Linux, troubleshooting Windows, and looking at a computer maintenance and repair course at the local community college] at the moment with a view to becoming self-employed eventually. My programming skills are pretty rudimentary, mostly limited to basic mods to other peoples code. :-\
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can you tell a little tale of one of the complete fucking disasters from your last job?
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No little tales, just a description of the three-ring circus my job was -
I worked as a customer service advisor in a call centre for a finance company which specialises in short-term, high interest doorstep credit for people with few alternatives, i.e. a respectable, legalised loan shark. My job was based in a 'team' environment with all that entails - cramped offices in a high rise block, constant sensory discomfort, irritating empty-brained coworkers, being micromanaged by an overpromoted harpy, and being forced to deal with incoming calls from the desperate, abusive and pathetic day in, day out. The straw that broke the camel's back was having the few accommodations I had requested to prevent my head exploding [a workstation close to a window with room to pace, a fixed shift pattern] constantly thrown in my face every time I was unable to adapt to changes in working conditions - I finally decided life would be easier if they paid me to sit at home after being ordered to work overtime with 40 minutes notice, at the end of an extremely busy shift. Fuck that. I worked it then rang in sick in the morning, and after three months off at the company's expense terminated my contract.
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Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?
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Daddy, or chips?
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Yes. I used to work in sales. I had a choice between telling lies of omission/exaggerating, or not hitting targets=no more job. I was no good at it - if I knew what I was selling was wank, I couldn't convince anyone otherwise. So I got laid off/sacked a lot.
Also, it is nececessary to lie to parents and children for their own good sometimes. otherwise I'm very honest :P
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Daddy, or chips?
chips... :laugh:
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do you eat your chips tith mayonaise?
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gravy, vinegar or curry sauce. I'm from Yorkshire not friggin amsterdam mate... ???
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pulp fiction was a bad ass movie, was it not?
have you ever been to amsterdam?
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pulp fiction rocks. and yeh, I have. got completely off my tits for two days, fucking brilliant :D
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gravy, vinegar or curry sauce. I'm from Yorkshire not friggin amsterdam mate... ???
blimey - i must be dutch, then. :-\
mind you, i'd eat everything with mayonnaise, given the chance (although i'm not allowed it at the mo).
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Does your bedroom have a chest full of sex toys, or are you a meat and potatoes man?
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given what you know about our attitude to sex, I'll let you work that one out. :P
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How would you like your funeral conducted?
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Can't decide between 'very casual dress manadatory' and 'please come dressed as vegetables/Wombles/characters from bad sci-fi shows'... but outside, with loud inappropriate rock music, party games and a bonfire. Everyone loves a bonfire, right?
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could i be the honorary marshmellow barer?
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if you like mate. :P
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you don't get it. damn fluorescent!!!!
the bonfire, the s'mores.
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I get it. hell, rig up a thingy for kebabs ;D
and now I'm off back to sleep. night Jimbob!
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how do you think that having AS has affected you ability to be a father and a husband?
do you think it makes you better suited or worse?
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Good question.
My AS traits have made certain aspects of being a husband and father excruciatingly difficult - learning to see other peoples point of view, accepting when the needs of others have to take precedent, being less critical and curbing my temper. On the other hand, it has made me try a lot harder than I otherwise might have done - I've almost lost it all a couple of times. :-[ I'm not a selfish person, but 'self-centred' in as much as I find it hard to understand or anticipate the perspectives of others - which causes frequent problems with the kids, fortunately Mel can usually set me straight. It comes in useful with our aspie son though at times, as I tend to understand his reasoning when he's arse side out, and can explain situations to him in a way which he can make sense of. And I'm willing to put my family (and time for them) ahead of demands from work, partly because I haven't bought into the Western Dream so its more important to me. That was a major stress factor for me when I was struggling to hold down a job -trying to balance the two sets of demands on me. So as a 'provider' I'm a bit unreliable, but in other ways they know they can rely on me. I don't think its made me a worse dad, or necessarily a better dad, but certainly an unusual one. ;D
As for husband, we have a very strong, open, equal relationship with a lot of trust - I think the balance of characteristics between us has had more to do with the quality of our relationship than having AS. We'll have been together 13 years in September. 8)
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awesome.
truly awesome reply.
i do suspect that mel is a great equalizer. i think that she would definately have the ability of reminding me of my priorities.
on all accounts dunc, you are a fortunate man. my advise is to always remain grateful. i try my best to, but admittedly find myself way too absorbed in my own little world.
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What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
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Spending proper, relaxed time with Mel. It feels good to be connected to someone you love in a non-smutty (ok, and very smutty) way. ;) Doesn't happen nearly enough, thanks to the kids... who usually provide a couple of flashes of real joy themselves through the week, in among the hassle, nagging, noise and squabbling.
Music - hits the parts of my brain hardly anything else seems to touch. 8) Hence the obsession.
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Did you and mel fall in love and get married proper, or was it a shotgun wedding?
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The first one. ::)
We were together just over three years before we got married, although there was a bun in the oven when we decided to do it. No pressure from anyone else though, we just felt like it. Then a couple of months later our aspielet arrived, and we haven't had a minute's peace since... :o
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thank god for those three yerars before, right?
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yep... *tries to remember what it was like before the little buggers took over our lives*
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When have you felt the most vulnerable?
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how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
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When have you felt the most vulnerable?
Dunno really. I've felt under attack often, but rarely vulnerable. Probably on the few occasions where I was faced with twatty street gangs before I gained my adult weight and confidence, despite which I was rarely hurt. I was a good runner and tended to wear steelies. ;)
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
::)
Depends how heavy Chuck was, and if the woodchuck in question had had its Weetabix.
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ME?
or is it a general purpose question?
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All of you. (except Happeh. He can piss off)
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you do realize that that was more of an encouragement to hapea, than anything else?
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Not bothered, it was a joke. :P Seriously, if Happeh were daft enough to join The Wronged, an advocacy site where he has no business peddling his intolerance and bullshit ideas about autism, I'd ban him so quick his virtual feet wouldn't touch the virtual ground. >:(
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i take it you have more patience for 3 screaming children than you do for happeh.
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Lets just say my patience has run out. Its amusing taking the piss out of his inane personal attacks and pathological avoidance where proving his theories is concerned here, he can't do any harm (although frankly, its getting fucking boring). On the Wronged, he has nothing to offer but inaccurate and ignorant ideas about autistic people and offensive stereotypes about almost everyone, and so would be working directly against what we are working for. So, yeh, I'd ban him on sight.
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what is your favorite dip to accompany a potatochip?
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I don't dip potato chips (we call them crisps by the way. chips are like fries, only fatter and tasting of potato), but am addicted to nachos - so if that counts covered in cheese and salsa, with sour cream and onion dip. *drools* :P
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tortilla chips covered in chili and cheese. fkn awesome.
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I don't dip potato chips (we call them crisps by the way. chips are like fries, only fatter and tasting of potato)...
I'll never get used to the British fish and chips vocabulary... What's wrong with "fries"? ;D
(Now yo've done it; I'm hungry, you hear!)
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/CABOHVVW.jpg)
notice anything in odeons picture(avatar)?
not quite but damned close.
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now you come to mention it... spooky eh? ;)
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Yeah, you're right. Damned spooky. Downright scary, in fact.
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crazy, the similarity.
i'm getting really, really scared.
peter, hold me.
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U2 can help @ http://www.thewronged.org/
Does Bono know about this?
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no but hopefully a google search of the previously stated will turn up my sig.
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U2 can help @ http://www.thewronged.org/
Does Bono know about this?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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what is the happiest moment that you have had in your life thus far?
if you could have one wish become reality what would make you the happiest then?
please explain why?
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what is the happiest moment that you have had in your life thus far?
if you could have one wish become reality what would make you the happiest then?
please explain why?
I was just going to give a crude answer to this, then realised this wasn't my thread and thought better of it :D
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it is curious why it has taken him so long to reply.
do you suppose he has to think of the #2 option so he could continue to live in peace?
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it is curious why it has taken him so long to reply.
do you suppose he has to think of the #2 option so he could continue to live in peace?
Nah, we've just been busy and he's gone out now.
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still thinking. thats two hard questions, and I don't do flip responses to decent questions. :-\
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Finally got around to answering this...
what is the happiest moment that you have had in your life thus far?
Probably seeing my kids being born, and holding them for the first time. Nothing else has come close, I can't describe it at all.
if you could have one wish become reality what would make you the happiest then?
please explain why?
For the social structure to finally make sense -
i.e. to be structured around people not property; for people to watch each others backs without judging their lifestyle choices; for the ecomonic structure to make it possible to make a living without fucking over other people or the planet, or chasing status symbols and crap the media and marketers tell them to want, and for people to be happy to be who they are without feeling the need to trample or sneer at others. Yeah right ::)
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Do You think "The Wrong" will ever take off?
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I hope so, but it may take a major publicity offensive to do it. Once we get a couple of actions under our belt and people know we're there, I'm quietly confident the project will be viable.
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have you ever gone with the clean shaven look, down there?
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nah, too fucking itchy, and with my l33t motor skills I'd keep nicking my bollocks. close trim better, when I can be arsed.
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its nice for the first day and a half, but then it grows back, and itches like hell.
ok then.
when i was 17 i got crabs in my scrotum area. have you ever acquired crabs?
what is your remedy?
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Nope. Itchy little bastards I hear... hilariously my dad once caught them working in one of the skankiest factories in town, from the chairs in the canteen. At least thats what he says... :laugh:
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yeah right!
what are you listening to right this very moment?
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lol, you KNOW I like that question. I'm listening to a (poorly mixed) mix track I finished at 3am... if you want a listen click here (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz)... welcome to my new obsession. mwhahaha
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Nope. Itchy little bastards I hear... hilariously my dad once caught them working in one of the skankiest factories in town, from the chairs in the canteen. At least thats what he says... :laugh:
Was it a work naked factory then??
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you know, I never thought to ask why he was sitting in the canteen in his kecks... I was too busy pissing myself I think :laugh:
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where do you find the time?
Is it possible to follow duncs latest obsession with a music button here on I? ?
this band sounds real familiar. ?do they have a recent hit? ?
i am admitting now that i am old. ?music, i love, but no longer follow.
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right now its
Don't fear!
me likey, me likey alot.
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Question:
in the mix, the thai or india song, do they break out in a chorus of Cunt?
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I'll let you decide that one ;)
A tracklist might help, so I'll PM you one. I'm not posting one anywhere yet cos its fun to make people guess :angel:
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where do you find the time?
Is it possible to follow duncs latest obsession with a music button here on I? ?
this band sounds real familiar. ?do they have a recent hit? ?
i am admitting now that i am old. ?music, i love, but no longer follow.
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where do you find the time?
by not sleeping much. The track titrle is because it is dedicated to a group on last.fm for people who have better things to do than sleep, 'Insomniacs Against Bedtime' ;D
Is it possible to follow duncs latest obsession with a music button here on I? ?
frankly, I'm not sure where I stand regarding copyright, certainly for straight mixes. So no, unless I can eventually put stuff up where I've cleared the material with the rightsholders (whoever the fuck they are)
this band sounds real familiar. do they have a recent hit?
they might sound familiar, but I doubt anyone on that mix has had a recent hit (or for most of them, any hits)
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dunc, have you got any new music that you wouldn't mind linking?
my untrained ear is a big fan, but i have listened to it now about a dozen times.
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if a film was made about your life, what songs would be on the soundtrack (name at least ten songs)?
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we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.
Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
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What do you think about http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=557.0;topicseen?
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OK, here's a situation:
You wake up one morning and you find hypnotica_gaze in bed with you! You are both naked. HG is still asleep but her hand is on your penis. You are feeling horny!! Considering both your desires and her personality, what do you do? ;D
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What type of dances do you command?
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What type of dances do you command?
the celebratory bogle, mostly ;D
I will get round to answering the other questions a bit later, its been a busy day. :-\
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What is it about the particular way you live your life that makes you most proud?
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right, time to catch up...
dunc, have you got any new music that you wouldn't mind linking?
how new is new? and I'll consider linking owt. Except James Blunt, I hate that wanker.
if a film was made about your life, what songs would be on the soundtrack (name at least ten songs)?
Fuck me, what a question. I'd have to have the following, plus shitloads more:
New Model Army - Green And Grey
Primal Scream - Slip Inside This House
Spacemen 3 - Revolution
Julian Cope - An Elegant Chaos
The Sisters of Mercy - Heartland
The Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea
Pop Will Eat Itself - Hit The Hi-Tech Groove
Engerica - Roadkill
Fear Factory - Replica
Ozric Tentacles - White Rhino Tea
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Rammstein - Feuer Frei
Meat Beat Manifesto - Placebo
Joy Division - Transmission
The Donnas - Take It Off
...and Trey Parker - America, Fuck Yeah [theme from Team America: World Police] ;D
we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.
Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
August, in string vest, union jack boxers and knotted hanky on head, snoozing in deckchair with can of strongbow resting on me bollocks.
What do you think about http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=557.0;topicseen ?
I think things aren't always what they appear. And there are some cheeky buggers on this forum. Garden gnome indeed :P
OK, here's a situation:
You wake up one morning and you find hypnotica_gaze in bed with you! You are both naked. HG is still asleep but her hand is on your penis. You are feeling horny!! Considering both your desires and her personality, what do you do?
Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...
What is it about the particular way you live your life that makes you most proud?
I try to live by my principles. I'll do owt for anyone, as long as they don't take the piss. And I've never consciously screwed anyone over who didn't fucking deserve it.
*movie tracklisted edited for shit memory for track titles*
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Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...
Would you still give this answer if you knew that PI wouldn't be reading it?
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Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...
Would you still give this answer if you knew that PI wouldn't be reading it?
:laugh:
Good one Peter.
>:D
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Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...
Would you still give this answer if you knew that PI wouldn't be reading it?
Yep. She's not my type. Besides, PI knows my type anyway :P
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ok then, what is your blood type?
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No idea. O neg I think. I'm not selling any though. :P
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No idea. O neg I think. I'm not selling any though. :P
oh, typical bloody goth; had to go for Type O Negative, didn't you? :P :laugh:
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oh, typical bloody goth...
just a little bit. mwhahaha... and Type O Neg rock. 8)
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Besides, PI knows my type anyway
if you don't know your blood type then ask PI?
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still dont know why i need to know my blood type... the hospital does, and that'll do for me :P
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Do you believe that some form of morality (not the ability to accept morality, but actual moral tendencies) can be, or is, present in humans regardless of what they have been taught and exposed to? In simplistic terms, are some morals hard-wired in some or all humans? Elaborate on this your answer as much as you like.
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Probably not what we would regard as morality, but something closer to herd instinct, i.e. protect the offspring, defend the tribe, etc. As societies have evolved this has been codified, ritualised, and applied in bizarre and unfathomable ways.
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What's the weirdest inanimate object you've ever spoken to?
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CD Drive. I believe my words were 'read the fucking disc you useless piece of shit' >:(
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would you like to work together towards a common solution to the current state of affairs at I??
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Yes, of course.
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where is the ask omega female anything thread?
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how many hours is the UK ahead of New York?
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where is the ask omega female anything thread?
no idea. perhaps we should start one, first question being where is it? ;D
how many hours is the UK ahead of New York?
five, normally.
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so then that puts you eight hours ahead of me.
would the distance be about five thousand miles between the UK and NY?
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sounds about right. I think its about 3500 miles to Newfoundland from here as the closest point to the UK, which is a fair way further north and east than NY.
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Have you ever considered turning your linux and web design skills into a career?
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1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspers?
2. what do you least have in common with most aspers?
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Have you ever considered turning your linux and web design skills into a career?
Yes. Not quite sure how to go about it though, and I still have a lot to learn. Whatever combination of 'guvvy jobs' I end up with, self employment appears to be the only viable option for me. :-\
1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspers?
2. what do you least have in common with most aspers?
Not sure, really. I seem to share common traits with a lot of other autistics - rigidity under stress, moderate mindblindness, preference for single tasking when I am actually able to focus, inertia, discomfort with eye contact, obsessive behaviour, stimming, fucked up sleeping patterns, and a host of sensory issues.
I was originally considered to be 'hyperactive' as a kid, there being no AS diagnosis in the 80s, and the AD[H]D tag still seems to fit alongside AS, like my son - I usually have difficulty in gaining focus, I'm impulsive, easily distracted, start projects then abandon them, incredibly forgetful, and prone to temper tantrums. Some of these characteristics I have noticed don't seem to be an issue for some autistics, and thats where I seem to differ from some. Also I'm not shy, just fucking clueless. :laugh:
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me also, the second part, at least.
did you take any medication for your ADHD as a child?
if so, what kind?
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Some sort of sedative at night if I was driving my parents batshit - they never told me that was what it was for, lol. I recognised the name when we got some prescribed for Adam's sleep problems. I was put on a restricted diet and kept away from MSG and too much refined sugar - it seemed to work ok. :-\
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Have you ever made a special meal for a special someone? If so describe the meal and the person.
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Not that I can remember. I lack the concentration/awareness of time to be a good cook - when I was 16, I set fire to my parents kitchen making toast. That went down well. >:D ???
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Have you ever wished you could have taken another path in life? And if so what would that path be?
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How did you first find out about AS?
How old were you at the time?
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Have you ever wished you could have taken another path in life? And if so what would that path be?
had to tell really - stuff tends to happen for a reason. I just haven't worked out the reason for some of it yet.
hmm. I wish I had known things before making assumptions - the biggest of which is borrowing money in the mistaken belief that I would soon be on a higher and rising income like my university peers. That one fucked up big time. I wish I'd focused more on music when younger. Knowing about AS might have helped make better choices, but its a bit late now.
How did you first find out about AS?
How old were you at the time?
I first heard of AS in the early 90s, but didn't think much of it - after all, I wasn't a trainspotter or a total outcast, so I didn't think it applied to me. It wasn't until my son's school spotted his AS four years ago that the penny dropped - he was diagnosed 6 months later, and after a lenghty fight for NHS funding I was finally diagnosed in August 2004. The most irritating aspect was that my mother had suspected I was on the autistic spectrum for a long time, and said nothing. >:(
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Knowing about AS might have helped make better choices, but its a bit late now.
Well put - I feel the same way.
IThe most irritating aspect was that my mother had suspected I was on the autistic spectrum for a long time, and said nothing. >:(
OMG :o Are you pissed at her? My mother has AS and refuses to acknowledge either my AS or her own.
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I was very pissed off for some time, as knowing would have helped with so much, both me and my son - she said after we found out he has AS that she had thought so for a couple of years. Cheers Mum.
I think it was very bad judgement on her part and she tends to assume the ostrich position when she sees something she doesn't want to acknowledge, unfortunately. ::) I'm on civil terms with her these days even though I still think she hasn't got a clue, no point in bearing a grudge. Parents ???
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What did your dad think about the dx (both yours and your son's)?
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My dad has AS traits, some of which he acknowledges, some he doesn't seem aware of. He seems to feel that because he has found ways to adapt, I should be able to also. ::)
If nothing else he has theory of mind issues... :P
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Like my mom said, "we're all a little autistic, after all". ::)
I'm not exactly sure how that's for an uplifting comment, but she probably meant it in that way.
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That probably explains the 'lack of empathy' we get from people at large then... ::) :P
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do you think that you could learn to love ascan?
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do you think that you could learn to muff ascan?
doubtful... why has he had a sex change? >:D
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do you think that you could learn to muff ascan?
doubtful... why has he had a sex change? >:D
only if he's changed hands. :D
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ha, ha, ha.... BOOM BOOM
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Religion: apathetic, agnostic, atheist, believer?
Do you believe in a higher power?
If so what made you believe in it, what form do you think it takes, what makes you believe it takes that particular form?
If not, how do you feel about the people who do believe, whats your general attitude towards them?
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I believe that there is, but don't believe in holy books or self appointed chosen fews. My philosophy is broadly neo-pagan, and I am personally convinced of an organising force in the Universe - the connection between things, the 'bits between the bits' if you like, is something I can feel, so belief doesn't really come into it - it just is. I tend to reject all dogma or assertions of the One True anything as unverifiable bollocks. Because I tend to argue forcefully with conservative Christians people keep pegging me as an atheist or Christian-basher, which I'm not. I just don't see god/s that way... and completely fucking resent anyone's attempts to convert me to another faith, or to impose their 'morality' dictated by their religious beliefs on me, or on society at large. No fucking right - I don't force my religious beliefs down other peoples throats so I don't see why they should do it to me. >:D
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do you think that you could learn to muff ascan?
doubtful... why has he had a sex change? >:D
only if he's changed hands. :D
down town turn around having fun is what its all about...
do you recognize this song, and if very time you hear it do you stop everything and start singing along?
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fuck me, I'm thick... :laugh:
yes, I recognise it [now, after googling it] - and no, can't say I do. I do get the urge to visit this page (http://lazytownfuckyeah.ytmnsfw.com) frequently though... >:D
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is it just wrong that i think she is soooo cute?
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Only you can answer that one. If the thought makes you uncomfortable, its probably ok. :laugh:
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is it just wrong that i think she is soooo cute?
Yes, and you're going to hell for it.
I think she's one of the girls that does the Gaelic kids' TV programmes here. They always have hot presenter/actress thingies in them.
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what is your favorite entree:
monkey, pelican or koala?
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I guess I'd have to say pelican [or toucan, even]
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how is your wife feeling?
i remember her mentioning something about how summer colds suck, and was wondering if she was feeling any better.
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She's a bit better, just knackered. Yesterday she was completely knocked out. Ta for asking though. :)
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If you had a theme tune, what would the lyrics be?
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I'm a lazy cunt, so I'll borrow these... bonus points for artist and track [but not many]
Escaped the net in '45
Hiding out in South America
Protected by money and powerful friends
Hoping the world has forgotten by now
All the things you did in the Nazi death camps
The thousands you tortured and killed
You can live your life in expectant fear
Until the day when you're made to pay
I believe in justice
I believe in vengeance
I believe in getting the bastard
Getting the bastard, getting the bastard
Man walks over dressed in flashy clothes
With an empty heart and a head full of money
Puts his arm around the lad of just fourteen years
Talks sort of close like a long-lost brother
"It's really cool, all the pop stars do
If you don't try a little you'll really be a fool
Tell you what I'll do, I'll make the first one free
And when you want some more just come back to me"
I say:
I believe in justice
I believe in vengeance
I believe in getting the bastard
Getting the bastard, getting the bastard
Top-dog fascist gets the boys in the corner
Plants poison where there was just confusion
Walks away scot-free and loughing
Rides on the tide as the cancer grows
And the business man on corruption charges
With millions of dollars in dirty money
Gets a thousand pound fine after months in court
While the lawyers get fat and the law gets bought
I say:
I believe in justice
I believe in vengeance
I believe in getting the bastard
Getting the bastard, getting the bastard NOW...
I have anger management issues. >:D
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would you like the opportunity to hit me in the face three times?
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Not particularly. I have other targets - I'm not particularly annoyed with you any more. :P
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i have been reading your news blogs on duncs drivel.
are they your own words?
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The blog is mine. The news articles, mainly, are not. I tend to republish stuff from SchNEWS (http://www.schnews.org.uk) a lot - fucking good activist newsletter, and funny. 8)
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they are very well written!
answer me something.
the labor actions in france seem to be with the unions and the government on the same side.
do they have perverse unions in france or what?
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Reread the article McJ. The unions were helping the police round up unofficial protesters. Fucking cunts - self serving bureaucrats in the union hierarchy no doubt. No big picture. ::)
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so then the union is split?
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Well put it this way, they might be acting on behalf of their members, but not on behalf of all working class French people.
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that goes against the very fabric of what a union should do.
wouldn't you agree that a union should look out for the welfare of all working class people?
an injury to one is an injury to all!
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I would. I would also argue that a union should be governed from the bottom up, and act in a decentralised manner. i.e.Syndicalism.
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I would. I would also argue that a union should be governed from the bottom up, and act in a decentralised manner. i.e.Syndicalism.
rank and file rule?
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Yep. Self governing, autonomous syndicates, working in free association towards common objectives.
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dunc, if i ever visit england can my family crash on your floor for a couple of days?
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If you like dog hair. :laugh:
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i am still looking for the cat that shat in my mouth early last week. ::)
how many dogs do you have?
and don't you think that PI will fuss over her home if she knew she would have visitors soon?
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I assumed you were kidding. We have a small house full of crap that needs sorting out so space is a bit of a shortage, and we have an alsation cross who moults everywhere - he sheds all over before we even finish with the vac. So a tolerance for dog hair is essential. ;D
Why would you want to come to this town anyway? Its a rundown shithole, full of chavs and smackheads. :P
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i want to see some great people who live there.
and so my kids can see a female version of myself (with a bit more class).
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I have a feeling you and PI are a bit like them Japanese fighting fish - you can't put two of them in the same tank, or they tear each other apoart. Its hard enough keeping you in the same fucking forum, lol...
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imagine all that you will learn about mediating and damage control... 8)
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I love you Dunc
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Can you guess why I haven't offered my services as mediator? Diplomacy isn't my strong suit. Fuck, I don't even have a suit, though I have got a leather coat like Neo in The Matrix. ;D
I cock you too matey. :-*
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siuts are for social gatherings
no wonder why I don't have one
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where i live the man in a suit is addressed as 'the defendant' ;D
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where i live the man in a suit is addressed as 'the defendant' ;D
:angel:
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where i live the man in a suit is addressed as 'the defendant' ;D
That's what YOU think!
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You have information? Approach the bench. :police:
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where i live the man in a suit is addressed as 'the defendant' ;D
Surely that's the man in his best track suit- the one in the real suit must be his court appointed solicetor surely? :D
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hahahaha!
and as for the one in the wig and dress...
;)
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How would you rate anal sex?
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Fun. >:D
was that a request? :-*
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Fun. >:D
was that a request? :-*
No, but I wouldn't mind doing that to my future girlfriend, though, the dirty slut.
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dunc,
whats the blue mean?
your name is in blue.
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dunc,
whats the blue mean?
your name is in blue.
It means I'm not admin any more, blue = other staff.
I am now in the 'webmaster' group, and kevv is in the 'mediator' group.
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i thought it meant dance commander until i noticed that kevv was blue.
can i be blue and be in the official shit stirrer group?
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I was thinking 'gobshite' myself. Perhaps we should have a 'gobshite' or 'post whore' group for those with over 1000 posts, and allow them to choose/change their own custom title? :laugh:
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put it to a vote.
or ask the administrators to kick it around.
but how about 2500 posts?
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Maybe. Put it to a vote yourself...Hell its not up to me, I just work here. :laugh: :P
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you mean they don't pay you enough? ;)
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Pay? /me tries to remember paid employment :P
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speaking of which, i have been calling my friend for two weeks. i think he went to amsterdam.
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I was wondering about the green stars and the blue or purple stars Myself?
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To differentiate us from the admins Kevv.
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what does emo mean?
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Thanks, for the answer duncvis.
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Emo is a term usually applied at the moment to a subculture of whiny, over-sensitive, black clad crybabies listening to sissy softcore 'punk' bands like Fall Out Boy and Taking Back Sunday. The term was originally used as a genre tag 'emotive hardcore' for 90s post-hardcore bands like Fugazi and At The Drive-In [who were actually fucking good] but is now a term of abuse aimed at those sad bastards. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif
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See here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo) for more definitions...
(http://www.furnation.com/Kiria_pp/Emo.jpg)
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basically its the EMAsculation of men.
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What is your favorite color?
What should go on a pizza?
What should go in a grinder?
Do you live in a big house or little house?
What is your favorite spice, besides salt and sugar?
Ever got a viruse on your computer?
Post whore!!!
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What is your favorite color?
Depends. Black, shades of grey/silver, some blues.
What should go on a pizza?
almost anything, though too many veg toppings make it a bit sloppy. current favourite - Donner [spicy sauce, green peppers, green chilli, sweetcorn, donner meat]
What should go in a grinder?
James Blunt. And every chav within a ten mile radius of here. >:D
Do you live in a big house or little house?
Quite small. Would be nice to have a yard, but meh.
What is your favorite spice, besides salt and sugar?
Salt and sugar aren't spices, dumbass. ::) coriander.
Ever got a viruse on your computer?
yep, but not often. I use Linux mostly these days, so I don't get em. 8)
Post whore!!!
whatever. :P
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Salt and sugar aren't spices, dumbass. ::) coriander.
No point arguing with a retard.
Did you go to college?
What is your real life job?
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Salt and sugar aren't spices, dumbass. ::) coriander.
No point arguing with a retard.
true. its a habit I keep meaning to break, but its such fun. :P
Did you go to college?
yes.
What is your real life job?
Benefit claimant.
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I am not done with you yet!
Salt and sugar aren't spices, dumbass. ::) coriander.
No point arguing with a retard.
true. its a habit I keep meaning to break, but its such fun. :P
Well, then you must be talking to yourself!
What are your strenghts?
If Alex suddenly moved in next store, what would you do?
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Do you like Slayer?
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are you honored that flo is not finished with you yet.
how far will you allow him to get with you?
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You do remember Mc Jagger saying he loves everyone right?
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I am not done with you yet!
Salt and sugar aren't spices, dumbass. ::) coriander.
No point arguing with a retard.
true. its a habit I keep meaning to break, but its such fun. :P
Well, then you must be talking to yourself!
Heh. No.
What are your strenghts?
Can crush a grape.
If Alex suddenly moved in next store, what would you do?
Snigger at the way he's come down in the world. Then piss through the letterbox when he's asleep. >:D
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Do you like Slayer?
Nah. Fucking shite.
are you honored that flo is not finished with you yet.
how far will you allow him to get with you?
meh, I'll toy with him until I get bored. :P
You do remember Mc Jagger saying he loves everyone right?
yes. he arses you fluorescent. best bend over and lube up. :P
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I am not done with you yet!
are you honored that flo is not finished with you yet.
how far will you allow him to get with you?
meh, I'll toy with him until I get bored. :P
You mean after you loose?
I had a nice run with you, not sexual. Shake?
What is your favorite fruit?
What is your choosen career?
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are you honored that flo is not finished with you yet.
how far will you allow him to get with you?
meh, I'll toy with him until I get bored. :P
You mean after you loose?
You wish, sphincter boy. I'm not getting loosened up for you, even with semi-nudes. :-*
I had a nice run with you, not sexual. Shake?
milkshake or meatshake? (http://www.youare.tv/watch.php?id=454)
What is your favorite fruit?
fermented apple...
What is your choosen career?
never had a career. lets say I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets. ;D
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Do you like Slayer?
Nah. Fucking shite.
I must be the only one here who likes them then.
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You wish, sphincter boy. I'm not getting loosened up for you, even with semi-nudes. Kiss
I would not want you to strain yourself mentally or physically! I know some are going to have a problem understanding this so.. Loosening up is an activity usually asscociated with preparing for exercise or mental challenge. If he strains himself during those times, he would be very weak and or stupid. Flexability exercise should be done at end of your exercise session only. Muscles tense and the benefits of any stretching would be lost shortly. It does however improve physical performance, but only for a short time.
What is your favorite carnival ride and season?
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dunc - how bored are you, to be answering these questions?
:P ;)
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dunc - how bored are you, to be answering these questions?
:P ;)
Oh poor Lucifer... Not as bored as he will be when he answers your question.
What the most exciting thing you have done in your life?
What is the most amount of money you have had?
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You wish, sphincter boy. I'm not getting loosened up for you, even with semi-nudes. Kiss
I would not want you to strain yourself mentally or physically! I know some are going to have a problem understanding this so.. Loosening up is an activity usually asscociated with preparing for exercise or mental challenge. If he strains himself during those times, he would be very weak and or stupid. Flexability exercise should be done at end of your exercise session only. Muscles tense and the benefits of any stretching would be lost shortly. It does however improve physical performance, but only for a short time.
what makes you think this is a mental challenge?
What is your favorite carnival ride and season?
waltzers. wahey! (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
season - autumn and spring. decay and rebirth - and cooler and windy. summers too hot for me, and winter here is mostly too sludgy to be fun.
dunc - how bored are you, to be answering these questions?
:P ;)
still having fun.
What the most exciting thing you have done in your life?
every day is a thrilling whirlwind of exciting possibilities.
What is the most amount of money you have had?
About #1200 [2000 USD]. I had to buy stuff with it like food, rent and lager though, so it didn't really count. :P
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has the dance commander made any new mixes?
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Not lately. One is likely to be forthcoming soon though, but I'm going to be spending more of my spare time on composing rather than making mixes after that.
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will you toss in some music from our latest member?
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what makes you think this is a mental challenge?
You are cracking to shitty comments. You don't need me to provide you with challenges, you provide yourself more than you can handle.
Good job! I am amused with your comments. Finally another with enough brains to give me a decent challenge!
What is your favorite sport?
What is the shittest job you have had?
Who wears the pants in your relationship, you or purposefulinsanity?
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will you toss in some music from our latest member?
I don't think so somehow. :P
what makes you think this is a mental challenge?
You are cracking to shitty comments. You don't need me to provide you with challenges, you provide yourself more than you can handle.
Good job! I am amused with your comments. Finally another with enough brains to give me a decent challenge!
Ok then. Your next challenge is learning to use quotes properly. >:D
What is your favorite sport?
horizontal jogging. ;D
What is the shittest job you have had?
either screwing caps on test tubes, or flogging Kirby vacuum cleaners. Oh, and every call centre job I've ever had.
Who wears the pants in your relationship, you or purposefulinsanity?
Me. They don't fit her properly, and I'd look fucking stupid in a skirt, like a fat hairy tranny.
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Are you a bit of a fan of heavy metal music and its subgenres?
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when mixing, are you more interrested in the music or the sounds the noise makes?
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Are you a bit of a fan of heavy metal music and its subgenres?
not that much of what I listen to would be classed as 'tR00 MetaL!!!111' - my collection has a bit of industrial metal like Fear Factory and Strapping Young Lad, a fair bit of 'alternative metal' eg. Tool, Deftones, Rammstein, and a bit of 'gothic/doom metal' - Moonspell, Type O Neg etc. The bulk of what I listen to is either electronica/EBM/darkwave, spacerock/stoner, 'alternative', punk/hardcore, and post-punk/goth rock. I like stuff that crosses genres.
when mixing, are you more interrested in the music or the sounds the noise makes?
Both.
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Are you a bit of a fan of heavy metal music and its subgenres?
not that much of what I listen to would be classed as 'tR00 MetaL!!!111' - my collection has a bit of industrial metal like Fear Factory and Strapping Young Lad, a fair bit of 'alternative metal' eg. Tool, Deftones, Rammstein, and a bit of 'gothic/doom metal' - Moonspell, Type O Neg etc. The bulk of what I listen to is either electronica/EBM/darkwave, spacerock/stoner, 'alternative', punk/hardcore, and post-punk/goth rock. I like stuff that crosses genres.
So you like SYL. Cool.
Do "tr00" metalheads piss you off with their arrogance?
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No they make me snigger usually. ;D
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No they make me snigger usually. ;D
Well, that's just as good, if not better. I don't like people who take music so seriously that it becomes their life, if you see what I'm saying.
People like that get on my nerves: "Oh, my god. You listen to Slipknot!01010101 How ghey!"
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Ok then. Your next challenge is learning to use quotes properly. Evil
What ever you think! >:D
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No they make me snigger usually. ;D
Well, that's just as good, if not better. I don't like people who take music so seriously that it becomes their life, if you see what I'm saying.
But how you going to achieve true emo nirvana if you don't take the music so seriously??
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No they make me snigger usually. ;D
Well, that's just as good, if not better. I don't like people who take music so seriously that it becomes their life, if you see what I'm saying.
But how you going to achieve true emo nirvana if you don't take the music so seriously??
Um, wow... you got me there. I don't know how to answer this with a dosage of wit.
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Don't get me wrong, music is my BIG obsession. But I'm an equal opportunity listener - people who pigeonhole themselves and can't check stuff out that doesn't fit with being a spotty, greasy haired Games Workshop loving tr00 metal fuckwit, thats their loss. I am cooler, fact. :P
Ok then. Your next challenge is learning to use quotes properly. Evil
What ever you think! >:D
lamer. :laugh:
No they make me snigger usually. ;D
Well, that's just as good, if not better. I don't like people who take music so seriously that it becomes their life, if you see what I'm saying.
But how you going to achieve true emo nirvana if you don't take the music so seriously??
I guess I'll have to find something else to be a whiny, self-pitying bedwetter over. >:D
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Don't get me wrong, music is my BIG obsession. But I'm an equal opportunity listener - people who pigeonhole themselves and can't check stuff out that doesn't fit with being a spotty, greasy haired Games Workshop loving tr00 metal fuckwit, thats their loss. I am cooler, fact. :P
I luv u, bear! Because it's tr00!
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Bear, can you send me some of your collection online sometime? Please?
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No they make me snigger usually. ;D
Well, that's just as good, if not better. I don't like people who take music so seriously that it becomes their life, if you see what I'm saying.
But how you going to achieve true emo nirvana if you don't take the music so seriously??
Um, wow... you got me there. I don't know how to answer this with a dosage of wit.
you sound lkike me. Â were both pussy whipped?
i always answer like this:
you are right and i am wrong. Â i am so sorry for being so insensitive. Â Will you forgive me?
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Bear, can you send me some of your collection online sometime? Please?
get Soulseek, and I'll give you access to some of my stash when I work out how to use the fucking thing properly. ;D
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do you drink? if so what is your favorite drink?
baby
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who grinds your gears more:
ascan
McJagger
Beowulf
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do you drink? if so what is your favorite drink?
baby
yes... ;D
depends on mood/season. I tend towards ales, bitter and super cider in cooler weather, cider and lager when its hot. And tequila any time...
who grinds your gears more:
ascan
McJagger
Beowulf
Its a toss up between the other two buggers, you don't come close. :P
Ascan's attitude problem is more effective at winding me up, Beowulf's political/social views are more extreme/anathema to me.
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would you describe your perfect day?
what i mean is not the best day you'd ever had , but rather your ideal day.
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would you describe your perfect day?
what i mean is not the best day you'd ever had , but rather your ideal day.
It would involve sex, booze, a nice spliff, music, and some peace and quiet. I'm easily pleased. :angel:
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what about qualudes?
or cowshit mushrooms?
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what about qualudes?
or cowshit mushrooms?
quaaludes aren't something we get over here. So I've no idea if they're fun or not.
cowshit mushrooms? what the fuck are they? they don't sound very appetising, so I doubt they'd be part of my perfect day. :P
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i thought magical mushrooms grew in cow patties. psychadelic variety.
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never seen em in cowpats. anyway nah, shrooms are too weird for my perfect day [and as a responsible adult I don't touch hallucinogens these days] :'(
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been over a dozen years for me.
but i think about them.
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Dunc, does adam have the same musical tastes as you? Do you make mixes for him?
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adam likes some of the music I like, but likes more pop-punk, soundtracks and video game tunes and isn't keen on post-punk. He keeps nicking my Rammstein and Mad Capsule Markets CDs though, so the kid has some taste. I don't make mixes for him, just CDs with favourite themes on and loads of his mp3s bunged on a disc.
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pop-punk
um, this is an oxymoron. these two terms do not belong together and they certainly shouldn't be in the same room with one another.
who's asses would get kicked, the pops or the punks?
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pop-punk
um, this is an oxymoron. these two terms do not belong together and they certainly shouldn't be in the same room with one another.
correct. unfortunately some marketing wankers thought it was a good way to make their manufactured 'bands' appear less shit, and now we have pants like Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, etc etc. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
who's asses would get kicked, the pops or the punks?
depends on how hard the punks were - we get some fucking mental 13 year old girls round here...
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i have been thinking about manufactured bands.
i have been thinking about the spice girls.
i think a really good sound in a dance mix would be
i tellya what i want what i really, really want. i want, oooh, i want, oooh
what do you think about that?
to me its one of the downright sexiest sounds ever.
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i have been thinking about manufactured bands.
i have been thinking about the spice girls.
i think a really good sound in a dance mix would be
i tellya what i want what i really, really want. i want, oooh, i want, oooh
what do you think about that?
to me its one of the downright sexiest sounds ever.
I think you need to get out more.
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iwaant a, iwant a.
you know what their talking about. ;)
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a biscuit? :angel:
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Do you know what a 'zigazig ha' is then??
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a very excitable poo, possibly. :laugh:
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i love pooh bear.
your not a grizzley, your a pooh!
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I'm more of a dancing bear this morning. :P
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do you dance with the overbite and the pointing fingers?
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Who told you about my pointy dance? The ladies LOOOOVE the pointy dance. ;)
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do you know what else they like?
the Bon Jovi high kick.
yep, they love that maneuver. but you gotta have skinny legs like a woman.
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do you know what else they like?
the Bon Jovi high kick.
yep, they love that maneuver. but you gotta have skinny legs like a woman.
counts me out then... I don't appear to have any skinny bits. ;D
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i know. i recall ascan saying you were thick.
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i know. i recall ascan saying you were thick.
Really? I thought he said I was evil... >:D
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either way, when a coward defames you its like a badge of courage.
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meh. it doesn't take courage to disagree with that fuckwit. ;D I usually assume that if ascan disapproves of something, it must be ok. :laugh:
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true
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Do you wuv me, Mr. Bear?
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/me growls reassuringly, and ruffles carrot top with huge paw :P
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So you have sold vaccums for this guy?
http://www.kirbykirbykirby.com/
DAHNSUNG DAHNSUNG KURBEEEHHH! (> ^ ^)>
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He doesn't look smug enough to be the cunt I was making richer.
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He doesn't look smug enough to be the cunt I was making richer.
Look! Look!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/Shuggy/duncvis.jpg)
Awww.... ^_^
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where's the pitchfork? >:D
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where's the pitchfork? >:D
But you're a nice bunny man...
Nice bunny!
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would you agree that peagai knows how to bore a bloke out of a good mood?
i mean yawn.
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No idea. My kids already sucked mine out of me by fighting until I was pissed off. >:(
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i remember how naive my wife and i once were.
we were going to become a couple who never yelled at their children. how stupid we acted when we had two girls 20 months apart.
jesus christ the fighting is constant, and my voice is always hoarse. its really to the point that i think they fight just to get a rise out of my.
what was the inconsequential subect that your kiddos were fighting about today?
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I forget. our daughter came out of school sulky, the eldest is a big baby, and the little one likes to attack the others and us, he's a real anklebiter. ::)
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Hve you ever tasted koala, chimpanzee, or toucan meat?
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Nah, they don't sell it in the Co-op. I expect they taste like chicken. ;)
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if you were to kiss me on the lips, what would you taste?
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does confusion have a taste? ??? and what was I drinking? :laugh:
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does confusion have a taste? ??? and what was I drinking? :laugh:
i would taste like female love juices. ;).
man i love that taste.
what were you drinking? a jack and diet.
Dunc i have noticed that you are an extremely intelligent and witty man. and that you have alot of skills.
here is my question:
Are you waiting for life to hit you over the head with realization or do you have a plan?
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I'm biding my time, and take my chances to do something worth doing as I get them. My last 'plan' got fucked up by reality intervening, so I tend to take stuff as it comes now and not worry about the big picture too much. I've heard it said that life is what happens while you are waiting for something else - I think there's some truth in that.
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it seems to change a bit when you have kiddos.
the added responsibilities and all. i tend to agree with your philosophy with an open mind and eyes wide open. since, you never know. ;)
it just seems so hard to find a path and stick with it. the bane of my existence seems to be getting passed the 90 percent completed threshhold. i am always fascinated by new things and toss myself into them completely and then i lose interest and move on to something else.
why do you suppose that people get all excited about things and completely involve themselves stop before completion?
do you think that it has to do with self doubt?
do you think that people purposefully sabatoge their own success?
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why do you suppose that people get all excited about things and completely involve themselves stop before completion?
In our cases I think it has more to do with ADHD and a need for new stimulation - for me, its not so much that I give up as wanting something new to do - or getting seriously sidetracked. In my defence I usually go back and finish what I was doing eventually - the trick to making it work is that if its an ongoing thing trying to make sure there are others with a balance of personalities involved.
do you think that it has to do with self doubt?
for some people, sure. fear of falling holds a lot of people back.
do you think that people purposefully sabatoge their own success?
no, certainly not on a conscious level. It depends how you define success also IMO.
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i am not sure that i really know what i mean.
its just that lately i have been feeling all philosophical about life. i have been wondering (for the 100th time) about purpose.
i wonder if i have really done anything good. if my goals are worthwhile or even realistic. and i am extremely humbled by the fact if i have done more harm in life than i have done good. actually writing down your life (on these forums) and having people question you (ascan as an extreme example) really makes me wonder. what are my motives, are my actions supportive of my thoughts.
wtf to it all, and why?
sorry dunc. but i started down this road in your wifes ask away thread also. i hope i'm not being a complete downer.
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i am not sure that i really know what i mean.
its just that lately i have been feeling all philosophical about life. i have been wondering (for the 100th time) about purpose.
i wonder if i have really done anything good. if my goals are worthwhile or even realistic. and i am extremely humbled by the fact if i have done more harm in life than i have done good. actually writing down your life (on these forums) and having people question you (ascan as an extreme example) really makes me wonder. what are my motives, are my actions supportive of my thoughts.
wtf to it all, and why?
sorry dunc. but i started down this road in your wifes ask away thread also. i hope i'm not being a complete downer.
meh. you do realise that letting cunts like ascan get to you and beating yourself up over every mistake you might have made is deeply fucking emo, right?
other than that, self-reflection is A Good Thing In The End. If you learn from what you have done wrong its easier to avoid in future [allegedly], and you gain an understanding of what has worked.
Dr. Duncvis's advice as armchair psychologist is to sit down with a blank page and put down what you want from life - your goals, what you value, what changes you would like to effect. from that you have a measure to evaluate your past actions, and formulate a strategy for the future.
good luck with it, and no more emo bullshit, ta. :police:
*edited for illegible bollocks
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dunc, please watch this. it was one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen.
and if you could possibly go one further, can you add it to a mix?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f0Jk0KUC4
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I will do when I get chance. As for putting it in a mix, we'll have to see. ;)
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Do you play role-playing video games?
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not really. i don't have time to get into them, so its pretty much all platformers, auto destruction and blasting games [like house of the dead, lol]. i've had both halo and halo 2 for fucking ages, and still havent got round to playing em. :laugh:
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not really. i don't have time to get into them, so its pretty much all platformers, auto destruction and blasting games [like house of the dead, lol]. i've had both halo and halo 2 for fucking ages, and still havent got round to playing em. :laugh:
Multiplayer Halo is fun. I once pwned three guys one time, and I was only armed with a rocket launcher -- without getting killed once. :p
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Do you think you're the Shadrack Dingle of Intensity?
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who?
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who?
Emmerdale, Yorkshire Dales, you being from Yorkshire, Shadrack.
Heartbeat... dundunununun... my baby kisses me... Dundundunda...bwiinng!
Heartbeat -- a show based in Yorkshire.
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Probably not then. :P
By the way, Emmerdale is complete shite, as is Heartbeat. Fucking ITV numptyvision.
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Probably not then. :P
By the way, Emmerdale is complete shite, as is Heartbeat. Fucking ITV numptyvision.
Hey, do I look like a right numpty to you? >:(
:P
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Depends... I never had you down as a soap-guzzling ITV viewer. You'll be telling us you watch Big Brother next. :D
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what cocteau twins album is "speak no evil" et al on, then, cos i haven't got that one. >:(
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what cocteau twins album is "speak no evil" et al on, then, cos i haven't got that one. >:(
Garlands, the first one. Dark, atmospheric post-punk with hints of the ethereal stuff to come later, and actually has lyrics. :o 8)
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what cocteau twins album is "speak no evil" et al on, then, cos i haven't got that one. >:(
Garlands, the first one. Dark, atmospheric post-punk with hints of the ethereal stuff to come later, and actually has lyrics. :o 8)
that's about the only fucker i haven't got, would you believe, apart from some compilations. mind you, there's the singles albums (if you see what i mean), which means i don't have to get all the singles separately anymore, yippee!
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Get this one. I could always make you a copy, but that would be Wrong.
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on my way to allofmp3, as we speak... ;D
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it bloody ain't on "garlands" (but i'm getting it anyway, ;D ).
in fact, have to go and google it now - oh the hours i spend on music stuff (like you don't know how THAT feels... ;) )
a pox on allofmp3 - there's half the fucking album missing! grrrrr. >:( i've got 1-8, and then bollock all. i am officially very not happy indeed.
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whats allofmp3 like? I don't use that site.
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how is the dance commander this fine morning?
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Its evening. :P
everybody in the club is wack, feel like I'm heading straight for a heart attack. >:D
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whats allofmp3 like? I don't use that site.
i like it, cos it's v cheap, has loads of stuff on, and is completely legal (cos i'm a bit of a law abider, on the quiet).
i'm surprised about the half number of tracks, to be honest - no complaints before, at all.
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Whaddya think? http://youtube.com/watch?v=_39arBobIs8
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i think the singer/guitarist needs a fucking hair band (annoyed the fuck out of me), and the bassist looks like alexis sayle.
drumming's pretty good, though.
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I think the lead singer looks and sounds like john lennon.
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What do you do when you need to stimulate your creativity?
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listen to music, read, skin up, sleep. not necessarily in that order :laugh:
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whats allofmp3 like? I don't use that site.
i like it, cos it's v cheap, has loads of stuff on, and is completely legal (cos i'm a bit of a law abider, on the quiet).
i'm surprised about the half number of tracks, to be honest - no complaints before, at all.
according to amazon, thats the reissued version. my version has another seven tracks - if you want em let me know. :angel:
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yes, yes, yesssssssss! please. i can get on IM right now, if that's easiest - i forget, though - have you got the yahoo version to send files? or will i have to trillian?
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hey dance commandre, have you ever composed a mix with these two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Gj-Ox2J-M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKKcqhLdP9g
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No, but you just made me nostalgic... might be fun to include em in a hiphop mix at some point. been listening to some good hiphop lately, so watch this space... ;D
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i will wait with mastur-bated breath. :D
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You have a karma of 70, for fuck's sake.
Do you have a fan? Or a stalker?
Or are you just extremely brilliant and witty and well-loved?
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nah - everyone's terrified of him cos he is The Daddy.
;) :D
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You have a karma of 70, for fuck's sake.
Do you have a fan? Or a stalker?
Or are you just extremely brilliant and witty and well-loved?
Fucked if I know - its not like I'm nice to everyone. :P.
I suspect its peegai trying to get the keys to my arse. :-*
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Well I just smited you cos who couldn't resist a karma of 69 dude!? ;)
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(http://www.nonstuff.com/wp-content/billandted.jpg)
most triumphant, dude.
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You have a karma of 70, for fuck's sake.
Do you have a fan? Or a stalker?
Or are you just extremely brilliant and witty and well-loved?
Fucked if I know - its not like I'm nice to everyone. :P.
I suspect its peegai trying to get the keys to my arse. :-*
No, he is not always a nice person.
And yes, I am a online homosexual.
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nah - everyone's terrified of him cos he is The Daddy.
;) :D
Yeah, that actually occurred to me, but I didn't want to mention it because I didn't want to seem paranoid. ;)
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(http://www.nonstuff.com/wp-content/billandted.jpg)
most triumphant, dude.
is the one on the right El Planko with a wig on? ???
the gay one on the left is obviously pee, so no discussion warranted there. :D
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Please tell me you recognised Wyld Stalyns?
/me shakes head sadly
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don't be mental. how would i recognise anything in popular culture? i'm far too in my own head, tut.
(soz, bruv - have i disappointed you yet again? :'( )
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I thought it was only for the last ten years you hadn't had a telly. :P
Click for child-of-the-eightiesness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_and_ted)
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fifteen years (might be sixteen).
i may actually be too scared to look... :-\
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I recognized Bill and Ted. I can't believe I'm a child of the 80's. Sure explains a lot.
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i am a child of the eighties and a child of scooby doo.
i stalk dunc. i fear nothing.
well, maybe if he were to sit on me.
aaaaaay. 8)
(http://www.wholesale-gift.co.uk/acatalog/1fonzy-lighter.jpg)
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ayyyy yerself, mcfonzie. cheeky twat. ;D
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cunt.
hey dunc, i envy you.
you get two weeks of bachelorhood.
what will you do first?
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well, been to morrisons on the way home, had a nap, sat here for a bit watching xan... he's going to bed in an hour, so I reckon the first thing will be to stick some tunes on, get a pint of tequila and coke, skin up and veg out for a while. then see what i can be arsed to do tomorrow... though I have a feeling it will involve trailing my gran around, taking xan to buy a whack-a-mole game, and going to the park for a bit. my life is a non-stop white knuckle ride... :-\
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don't forget to buckle up.
and, hold on tight.
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dunc,
you say that you are currently unemployed and maybe unemployable ( me also, but i have been lucky).
why don't you become a walkie talkie man. you love music. unfortunately sometimes you would have to endure celine dion, but hey, other times you may get rage against the machine.
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why don't you become a walkie talkie man. you love music. unfortunately sometimes you would have to endure celine dion, but hey, other times you may get rage against the machine.
eh?
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SECURITY AT CONCERTS.
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i've did that. it was great fun.
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i've did that. it was great fun.
...You was a security guard? Did you cane 'em, teach?
Teacher, leave dem kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
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i've did that. it was great fun.
...You was a security guard? Did you cane 'em, teach.
Teacher, leave dem kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
don't be mad - it was years ago, before i was a teacher. it was at Leicester Poly, in the 80s, if you must know.
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i've did that. it was great fun.
...You was a security guard? Did you cane 'em, teach.
Teacher, leave dem kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
don't be mad - it was years ago, before i was a teacher. it was at Leicester Poly, in the 80s, if you must know.
No, no, quite interesting, actually.
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what's even more interesting is that "The Wall" came out the following year. coincidence or what, eh? ;)
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what's even more interesting is that "The Wall" came out the following year. coincidence or what, eh? ;)
I don't mind Pink Floyd, but not enough to be considered as a big fan of them because, like the Beatles, they are overrated musicians. Besides, psychedelic & progressive rock music can get old at times.
Anyone who thinks "The Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles is inspirational needs to be shot.
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i don't like the beatles much at all (sorry, odeon, my little peachykins - vomit, vomit).
i do remember precisely what i was doing when john lennon got shot, though.
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i don't like the beatles much at all (sorry, odeon, my little peachykins - vomit, vomit).
i do remember precisely what i was doing when john lennon got shot, though.
Had sex?
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i don't like the beatles much at all (sorry, odeon, my little peachykins - vomit, vomit).
All you need is love, though. :P
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i don't like the beatles much at all (sorry, odeon, my little peachykins - vomit, vomit).
i do remember precisely what i was doing when john lennon got shot, though.
Had sex?
With John Lennon?
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yep. believe me, i really thought the earth HAD moved...
::)
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SECURITY AT CONCERTS.
Nah, I'll pass. Not many big gigs round here anyway, and if its a band I like I'd make a crap steward/bouncer.
what's even more interesting is that "The Wall" came out the following year. coincidence or what, eh? ;)
I don't mind Pink Floyd, but not enough to be considered as a big fan of them because, like the Beatles, they are overrated musicians. Besides, psychedelic & progressive rock music can get old at times.
Anyone who thinks "The Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles is inspirational needs to be shot.
I can't be arsed with the beatles either. fucking boring, and overrated IMO, though I do like The Doors and Hendrix, and a bit of Floyd or Jefferson Airplane in small doses. And to me, the gods of psychedelic rock are Ozric Tentacles, and that NEVER gets old. If it does you need a new head, or to marinate the one you have in a vat of cider and mushrooms for a couple of days to refresh it. ;) On the electronic side theres shitloads of psychedelic stuff worth a listen, some of it quite heavy - Hallucinogen, Juno Reactor and Infected Mushroom spring to mind. </wibble>
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is maddox more prfound when you are on the happy pills, and lack of nicotine ADHD symptoms?
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Not really. :laugh: nice to have my brain slowed down a bit though, its less tiring. maybe i could do with meds for the ADHD after all. :-\
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when i was younger they used to give me ritalin by the bucketfulls.
now they are the new designer street drug. people pay $5 a pill for them.
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meh, i can't be arsed with speed. maybe cos stimulants usually make me feel normal. caffeine tablets make my skin crawl [and almost got me sacked once], though I can drink strong coffee and diet coke [I accidentally made half and half this morning lol. was a bit frothy] until it comes out of my ears - weird that. i do feal a bit overstimulated though, so will try not to fuckn post too much or you might do an AS thing and confuser me with somebody else.
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we do AS things here.
don't be shy.
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meh, you're just encouraging me to say stuff I shouldn't cos you know I'm inebriated. shame on you. :police:
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not really.
i find that flourescents weakest argument is; "i just caught you doing an AS thing."
der, this is an AS site. so i completely disreguard that as a genuine burn.
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not really.
i find that flourescents weakest argument is; "i just caught you doing an AS thing."
der, this is an AS site. so i completely disreguard that as a genuine burn.
oh for fuck's sake - Flo has never burned anyone.
on a completely unrelated note, this (http://www.hanniganhole.co.uk/blog/2006/08/technobabble-and-social-engineering.html) made me laugh far too loudly for this time in the morning. :laugh:
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on a completely unrelated note, this (http://www.hanniganhole.co.uk/blog/2006/08/technobabble-and-social-engineering.html) made me laugh far too loudly for this time in the morning. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
I love the emails he continued to get after he advertised that the cabrinators were sold.
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i find that flourescents weakest argument is; "i just caught you doing an AS thing."
All his arguments are weak.
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what arguments?
seems to me, that sort of comment legitimises his claim for a debate, even though there isn't one. at all. in no way, shape or form.
;)
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what arguments?
Sorry. You're right, of course. I'm tired.
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how about this:
all his observations are obvious, nothing deep there.
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i find that flourescents weakest argument is; "i just caught you doing an AS thing."
All his arguments are weak.
Is that what he was doing all this time?
I thought he was just playing the forum retard, as per usual.
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dunc,
how about this in a mix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCvomDZykvk
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Do you think that being selfish of oneself guarantees a better chance at finding happiness than to act selfless towards others?
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dunc,
how about this in a mix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCvomDZykvk
lol, hard to think of one it would fit in but I'll think about it. ::)
Do you think that being selfish of oneself guarantees a better chance at finding happiness than to act selfless towards others?
No. I think a completely selfish life would in the end feel very hollow and lonely, if you could manage to not give a fuck about anyone else.
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I thought he was just playing the forum retard, as per usual.
He isn't playing...
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I thought he was just playing the forum retard, as per usual.
He isn't playing...
heh.
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I thought he was just playing the forum retard, as per usual.
He isn't playing...
:laugh:
+1
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What can you say about the large influx of foreign people coming over into this country (the UK overall)? Do you feel rather xenophobic about it, or do you think it's a good thing?
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Doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'm from West Yorkshire, which has been welcoming migrants for 200+ years - including many of my ancestors. Some integrate faster and more seamlesly than others, but all form part of the community, so no, I don't give a shit. I think most people have something to offer, and can't understand people's fear/loathing of people from other countries/cultures at all. It seems like small-minded cuntishness to me.
I'm not a nationalist - the nation is just another division to aid us in identifying and making war on those who the powerful wish us to despise. >:(
On a lighter note, today's 'hilarious' link, straight from the b3ta newsletter (http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/)... enjoy.
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"inspired by ephesians 6:10", no less!
can't say much else, as i'm too busy trying to put my eyes back in my head... :o
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Ephesians 6:10 (King James Version)
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
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really? no reference to pyjamas? dodgy translation, if you ask me - i always thought ephesians 6:10-18 was:
"and lo, yea, verily, ye shalt clothe the fruit of thy loins in the very hues of blood and semen, and these vestments of the night shall be named P'y-Ja Ma'az, and thus shall ye scribe upon these P'y-Ja Ma'az: FAITH! TRUTH! RIGHTEOUSNESS! SOMETHING INDECIPHERABLE ON A REALLY STUPID LOOKING HAT! and thus shall The Lord see his own."
a little known codicil to ephesians 6:10 was discovered, whereby the P'y-Ja Ma'az was described as being the leveller of gender, so that the syzygy (gnostic definition) of the deity (or aeons) could be presented more simply to the uneducated but keen masses.
it didn't work. instead, persecutors of fundamentalist christians use the distinctive red and white P'y-Ja Ma'az as a means to identify the offspring of their quarry, and thereby hunt the little bastards down and kill their gerbils.
(look, people - it's either this or me overdosing on carrots, this evening - take yer pick).
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After reading the last few replies, I don't dare to follow that link. :o
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After reading the last few replies, I don't dare to follow that link. :o
You should have followed the link. It was funny.
Edit: After much googling, I found a picture of what you missed:
(http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/comingsoon.jpg)
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well, would you look at that? A Mystery has Been Solved: it's "SALVATION!" on the stupid hat.
ta, callaway - i shall rest more easily now. ;)
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well, would you look at that? A Mystery has Been Solved: it's "SALVATION!" on the stupid hat.
ta, callaway - i shall rest more easily now. ;)
:laugh:
Glad I was able to help.
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I was checking out your profile on WP, and I came across your occupation which says "Master of Puppets".
A Metallica reference, right? :p
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It was... and a sly dig at the likes of Alex, ascan and Postie, who seem to have characterised me as a shadowy Machiavellian figure. ;D
...which I'm not, obviously. :angel:
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It was... and a sly dig at the likes of Alex, ascan and Postie, who seem to have characterised me as a shadowy Machiavellian figure. ;D
...which I'm not, obviously. :angel:
...Did things take a turn for the worst when Metallica released St. Anger?
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Not sure. I quite liked the tracks they released as singles, but I'm an 'in small doses' person as far as Metallica go. I also lost all respect for them as a band due to Napstergate. Greedy cunts.
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after getting to know several people in several online communities;
who would you switch places with for one day, if you could?
AND WHY?
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after getting to know several people in several online communities;
who would you switch places with for one day, if you could?
AND WHY?
Eh? ???
do you mean who would I switch online persona with, or IRL? :-\
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just a day.
one person.
switch places with them in real life. like freaky friday, or Big.
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Really can't think of anyone I'd like to switch places with for a whole day. Being inside my own head is weird enough most of the time. ???
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gimme track list! GIMME!!!
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on its way... :D
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i am on my third song dunc, and this is some sellable shit.
its amazing. better n' the first, which was my favorite prior to what i am hearing now.
fkn awesome.
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aye, its not a bad mix if I say so myself. I'm on my third play since I finished it. 8)
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i will likely play it over and over for days til my wife puts her foot down and bans me.
so the question is:
how can i burn it to a CD?
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easy. you have a cd program like nero or summat, right? its just a big mp3, so just add it as an audio track and burn as a music cd. :D
wanna tracklist?
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yes sir, mr. dance commader, i would love a track list.
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check you inbox, homes.
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check you inbox, homes.
yo, yo, yo!
i sided to call the mix CHRONIC!
bling bling, beotch.
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lol.
straight outta skipton mix is what i imagine callaway would sound like singing.
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heh. I thought the acoustic NWA cover was a nice touch. ;D :laugh:
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bloody marv. and this from the man who told me off for liking hip hop, a couple of years ago... :P
;)
(i have actually listened to it all, my friend phoned half way through, and has asked for the link (yay!), and strangely, lastfm are refusing to acknowledge my listening choice for thre last hour and whatever it is. bastards).
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bloody marv. and this from the man who told me off for liking hip hop, a couple of years ago... :P
eh? ???
glad you liked it though.
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i seem to recall you letting loose with a stream of invective about how crap hip hop was, back in the dim and distant past of when WP was a fun place to be.
anyway...
now i want a sort of transglobal underground/asian dub foundation/bhangra/middle eastern mix, please. any time you like. ;D
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meh. I'm allowed to be opinionated and inconsistent. ;D
I doubt I've got enough of that type of stuff to make a full mix to be honest - bhangra isn't summat I know about to bother sorting through and collecting, transglobal underground and ADF would tend to get chucked in a dubby mix - I can work on a dub based mix. ;D
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that'll do me! as long as there ain't too much reggae dub, which i never quite seem to have got the taste for, myself.
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Reggae dub, huh? Music here is so pathetic, they have something called "Jawaiian". Yawn. It's hawaiian reggae and it sucks.
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lol, sounds 'interesting'. will have to google. ;D
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Don'ta worry about a thang. Cause every little thang is gonna be alright, mon.
Ah don'ta worry about a thing. Dededeodododo...
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Rocksteady. 8)
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Rocksteady. 8)
I love to play the wigger, yo.
There's a rat in the kitchen what Ima gunna du...
Whoa, whoa, yeeeaahhh... Oh, ohhhh, ye-aahhh...
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/me shoots stereo ;D
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Ever played the R-Type video games?
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Yeah. I liked R-Type. My favourite game of that type was Xenon II:Megablast on Amiga - Just fucking blasting up the screen. With the power ups the ship ended up about half the width of the screen. 8).
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Yeah. I liked R-Type. My favourite game of that type was Xenon II:Megablast on Amiga - Just fucking blasting up the screen. With the power ups the ship ended up about half the width of the screen. 8).
How far did you get on R-Type?
If you say that you've completed the damn game, I will throttle you because I had to cheat (first in a fucking while) in order to complete levels 7 & 8.
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Not all that far, about level 4 I think. I didn't play it much.
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Not all that far, about level 4 I think. I didn't play it much.
That's the level where you have to clear out those Bydo spores, isn't it?
I hate that level. It sucks.
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Sorry for being nosy, but what stopped you from going on holiday with your wife and kids? I reckon you would have one hell of a time with them.
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Sorry for being nosy,
liar.
:P
:laugh:
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Several reasons -
- I don't have a passport (it expired a couple of years ago)
- xan's a bit little for a fortnight camping this year
- too much money for all of us to get there and the dog to go in kennels for two weeks
- totally selfish reason - being stuck in my in-laws field, wonderful as they are, with three squabbling kids for a fortnight really didn't appeal. :o
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- totally selfish reason - being stuck in my in-laws field, wonderful as they are, with three squabbling kids for a fortnight really didn't appeal.
and the truth shall set ye free.
i will purchase this last reason for a C-note. its exactly the reason why i wouldn't have gone.
a man's got to have his peace and quiet from time to time to keep us sane.
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How do you feel about being the owner of Intensity. Do you crave the feeling of power it gives you?
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How do you feel about being the owner of Intensity. Do you crave the feeling of power it gives you?
It varies from day to day. When, as a community, we are sharing experiences, learning from each other, or having a good laugh, I feel like I have done something useful by bailing Intensity out. I like hanging out here an all. Other times its a fucking pain in the arse and I wish someone else would take it on.
For what its worth, I don't usually view myself as 'the owner' - how can you own something which you don't control, which changes daily, and which relies on the input of those who use it to exist? I'm the guy who pays the bills, fixes stuff when they fuck up, and has to make sure the site doesn't breach the host's terms of service. I'm responsible for the site. That doesn't really give me any feeling of power, sorry to disappoint you. And power is usually a ballache - its overrated IMO and isn't something I've ever actively sought out. I just keep ending up in positions of 'power'/authority because I'm willing to make myself useful is all.
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i was wondering how you were going to field that question.
i think that you keep ending up in these positions is because you are a kind, giving person.
not because you seek power because you aren't afraid to roll up your sleeves and get involved. unlike some people who make claims of an aspie elite conspiracy, yet sit on their arse and do nothing but snipe at the people who work hard to make all this possible (and for FREE, i might add).
thanks dunc for being here for us.
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i second what mcj says, and agree completely with you rpost, especially this bit:
I just keep ending up in positions of 'power'/authority because I'm willing to make myself useful is all.
i used to be like that in real life, too, but i've learned my lesson, lol. (still am, but i'm a bit more discriminating as to what i put myself forward for).
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How can you say that, Dunc? You have to take into consideration the Ruling EliteTM myth. Try again, and this time, be a little more decisive:
"Yes, it gives me a great sense of power to be in control of unsuspecting aspoids like you."
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- totally selfish reason - being stuck in my in-laws field, wonderful as they are, with three squabbling kids for a fortnight really didn't appeal.
and the truth shall set ye free.
i will purchase this last reason for a C-note. its exactly the reason why i wouldn't have gone.
a man's got to have his peace and quiet from time to time to keep us sane.
And the fact he'd be such a grumpy bastard if he did come is the reason why I'll probably take all 3 kids on my own next year :laugh: I would have taken all 3 this year, but a 3 year old and camping on a building site just don't mix well. I do think the break from each other does us good, at the moment we could be with each other almost 24 hours a day, if we didn't make sure we both got some time alone we'd end up annoying the fuck out of each other.
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i was wondering how you were going to field that question.
honestly of course... :P
i think that you keep ending up in these positions is because you are a kind, giving person.
really? I'm not kind (well, not very nice anyway, lol). ta anyway, lol. Its more that if I see summat needs doing and I want it as well, I often volunteer, in this case cos the website fairy was busy. ;) I wish more people could be arsed with The Wronged though - some weeks the only people who visit the site are me and BeeBee, whose contribution has been invaluable. Methinks some sneaky promotion on The Other Place is called for.
thanks dunc for being here for us.
meh, I am one of us, silly bollocks. :-[
How can you say that, Dunc? You have to take into consideration the Ruling EliteTM myth. Try again, and this time, be a little more decisive:
"Yes, it gives me a great sense of power to be in control of unsuspecting aspoids like you."
*smack* forgot. sorry odeon.
/me gives odeon secret salute
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Two questions:
1. Is the host okay with the word "fuck"?
2. Should I be intimated by your wife?
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Two questions:
1. Is the host okay with the word "fuck"?
Yep; the host is okay with anything which doesn't breach US laws (federal, Texas and Florida)
2. Should I be intimated by your wife?
I highly recommend being intimated by my wife, if she likes you. ;)
As for being intimidated, that depends on whether you're made of tougher stuff than McJagger. ;D
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Surely you're not saying McJ is intimidated by her?
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Surely you're not saying McJ is intimidated by her?
yes he is, because i am.
but i just found out that is because she likes me. which is a good thing (Martha stewart moment), because i respect her.
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Hell yeah. Ask him. :laugh:
Straight talking northern lass is PI. Keeps me on my toes. ;)
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Straight talking northern lass is PI.
Must be nice. MS's family is all women - aunts and cousins etc, and they all talk. All they do is talk. Impossible to get a word in edge-wise, talk so much you can't take more than five minutes. All the men in his family are quiet - I wonder why?
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Works the other way in my family - on my mums side, I have umpteen cousins/aunties/etc who can't shut up. it seems to have affected my mum who is a quiet mousy little thing... who married a serious gobshite who monologues at you (as does his brother).
we had noisy family occasions. :laugh:
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google search this:
straight outta skipton
you are popular in asia. just like david hasselhoff is in germany.
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lol, those results are off last.fm you muppet :laugh:
the top one is my recently played tracks list and the following one is one of my mates - the third is last.fm in japanese. :P
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i know you have a niche somewhere.
if hasselhoff found his, you, we can all find ours.
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But I could never rival The Hoff. Look at the guy, he's a living legend. 8)
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why is that puppy sitting on his cock?
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Making you jealous. :laugh:
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i would have been jealous if flo would have done that same pose for peter.
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psst!
psst!
hey dunc, when are you going to introduce esmy to one of your mixes?
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when she shows signs of being into music.
links to DJ Roflcopter's back catalogue anyway:
Skunk 'n' Cider mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/skunkncider.mp3) (psychedelic/ambient/goa)
Insomniacs WTF mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/InsomniacsWTFMix.mp3) (shorter mix cos it was my first, post-punk through to electronica)
Intensity Ginseng Mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/ginseng.mp3) (eclectic, punkish, high energy mix for McJagger's birthday)
Straight Outta Skipton mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/straightouttaskipton.mp3) (hip-hop Roflcopter style)
Evil Exercise Tape (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/evilexercisetape.mp3) (stompy, synthy industrial/EBM type stuff)
knock yerself out.
*edited for McJagger's convenience*
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that was sheer genius.
now, instead of hunting them down i got them all on one page. so i added this to my favorites.
sucker!
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;D
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i am listening to skunk n cider right now.
i have missed it, since i had lost it.
i guess i could of asked.
Cunt
Cunt
Cunttttt
Cunt.
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thats on the WTF mix. :angel:
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thats on the WTF mix. :angel:
i don't think so, but i will get back to you once i finish the skunk n cider mix.
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Dunc,
Whatsthe worst think youve ever done on this site? Whats the most savage attack youve ever made on anybody? I never seem to see you upset anybody on here (although I have heard that robertn is upset with you)
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er, I don't usually go for people without good cause - I'm quite well behaved really. now and then I upset people by being cutting or too blunt, which is robert's problem - he can't tell the difference between blunt advice, an off the cuff snarky comment, and a full frontal assault. but no, unless someone asks for it I don't generally savage them. :angel:
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Hmm, intresting that the owner of the most vicious site is the least vicious. But you must ask - does being the head of the asylum make you sane , or merely the king of mad?
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i'm more the caretaker of the asylum really. ;)
anyway, I don't think we are that vicious. this place is like a pub, rather than a family friendly cafe. there's always a few people taking it outside, but its mostly the sort of banter you get between mates out on the piss, IMO.
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i'm more the caretaker of the asylum really. ;)
and I'd like to have my pills now, i need my pills doctor duncvis
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/me calls for Nurse Ratched
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i'll be her, then.
mwahahahahahahahaha!
oh, dearie me, look at this huge and enormous pill. oh, sorry - make that "suppository"...
:angel:
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:o
Don't you get anywhere NEAR me with that pill. Remember what happened to the nurse.
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never seen it, so no, i don't remember.
however, that's not what you said last night, you hypocrite. :P
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never seen it, so no, i don't remember.
As soon as I wrote that post, I remembered: she survived but Jack Nicholson did not.
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/looks smug...
8)
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And anyway, he quit taking the pills if I remember it correctly.
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who said anything about "taking"?
>:D
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who said anything about "taking"?
>:D
I did. :angel:
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oh, very bold, little sir independence.
well, we'll see you laughing on the other side of your face when i order double the dose, won't we? :P
lol.
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thats on the WTF mix. :angel:
you are right!
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So how has duncvis been doing?
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duncvis has been tired, and grumpier than usual. the kids need to be back at school, too much to do, hardly any peace, me and PI frazzled. Yay, you made 1500 posts kevv! 8)
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How many kids do You have?
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including us lot on here...?
:laugh:
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How many kids do You have?
Three.
including us lot on here...?
:laugh:
none from on here I should hope. This is an 18+ only site you know. :P :police:
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My mother and father only had three too. ;D
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My mother and father only had three too. ;D
There's no only about having 3 kids :D
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My mother and father only had three too. ;D
There's no only about having 3 kids :D
I have a sister one older and younger than I. ;D
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who sang the female NWA cover on "staright out of skipton"?
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Nina Gordon. Want a tracklist?
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sure ok! I got up to Public Enemy sofar anyway.
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Funny, I didn't put any Public Enemy on the mix. ???
Anyway, tracklist in your inbox shortly matey :)
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Oh yes. I thought Grandmaster Flash was P.E. :-[
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Reminds me, I need to dig some PE out anyway. I had the empire strikes black but I can't find it. :'(
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which ones are they mcj? there are half a dozen different accents within 100 miles of where I live, not counting different classes. :laugh:
1. Simon Cowell
2. Benny Hill
3. hugh grant
der!!!
lol. you'd get karma for the brain-meltingness, but I wouldn't want to spoil your 69, dude. :laugh:
so dunc, out of the three choices above, whick of the 3 main brittish accents do you resemble the closest.
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three main british accents my arse. :P
I can't even remember Benny Hill's accent, but it has to be closer than the other two stuck up gets. Go rent 'Brassed Off' from the video library - thats about the closest comparison. :-\
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wasn't it just "Brass"? or do you mean something else?
(this one?) (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/b/brass_7770935.shtml)
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wasn't it just "Brass"? or do you mean something else?
(this one?) (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/b/brass_7770935.shtml)
Nah, it was Brassed Off: http://imdb.com/title/tt0115744/
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aha. well, you know how often i go to the cinema, lol. :(
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nice news box entry.
are you taking credit?
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I thought it seemed apt at the moment. :laugh:
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yeah.
hey, did you know that i support bushism now.
funny thing happened. i awoke this morning and the truth came rushing in.
war in iraq-good
masturbation-bad
trickle down economics-good
livable wages-bad
walmart-best
ma and pa org-evil
get it. i can't believe i ever thought otherwise.
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noooo! its Darth McJagger, who has embraced the dark side. :o
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dunvis, iam your faaather!
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watch where you're putting that lightsabre. ;D
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watch where you're putting that lightsabre. ;D
but i cleaned it since it was last used. never mind the brownish glow.
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yeah.
hey, did you know that i support bushism now.
funny thing happened. i awoke this morning and the truth came rushing in.
war in iraq-good
masturbation-bad
trickle down economics-good
livable wages-bad
walmart-best
ma and pa org-evil
get it. i can't believe i ever thought otherwise.
shoot him. it'd be a kindness.
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i assume that the "Dunc" in your user-name is short for Duncan, but what does the "vis" part stand for?
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Was a joke started with a mate at uni. The King may have been involved. ;D
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What are your plans for October 14th 2009 if any?
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none. what's happening then, then? :-\
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I've got no idea, I was hoping you could tell me? ;)
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Lets take a rain check for now then. :P
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Jizzlobber/china9fs.gif)
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Wasn't she in the video for Windowlicker? :laugh:
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lol Windowlicker.........is that Aphex Twin?
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Yep. I find Aphex Twin a bit patchy, but thats a good 'un. ;D
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Was that the song that had the weird thingy screaming in an old womans face in the video or was that Come To Daddy?
I dunno much about Aphex Twin to be honest. A guy I know on MSN loves em though and sent me a few of their songs aaaaages ago but I burned em to disc then stuck the disc away and forgot about them :P
Have we mentioned Boards of Canada at all?
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that was Come to Daddy I think - Windowlicker is the one with Aphex Twin as some kind of fucked up pimp daddy and women in bikinis with beards/grotesque faces. If you haven't seen it, get thi to youtube. ;D
And yeh, we touched on Boards of Canada, you were asking about similar stuff. I'm still re-exploring IDM, having pretty much ignored it for years until recently - Amorphous Androgynous (a Future Sound of London project) are interesting, they released an album last year Alice In Ultraland, which is hard to pigeonhole but good to skin up to. Been listening to some stuff that was a legal (gasp) torrent download - a shitload of stuff (about ten albums/EPs) off a label called Monotonik, I'm stillworking my way through it but there's some good stuff there - if you're interested shout up and I'll post the torrent. 8)
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think we should all establish a time (within the next week or so), and have a drunken chat conversation, with several members of I² participating.
shots every ten minutes and a cold beer always in hand (or wine).
we can name a designated log saver, who will post the declining results of the entire session. that way, the next day, we can all use the blushing emoticon, frequently.
and, we should remember that this is Intensity². so no holds barred.
also, clothing is optional.
who would be interested in this?
perhaps next sunday between 10pm and midnight british time.
that means i would be drinking by about two in the afternoon.
next sunday sept 18. would you be interested?
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sure, if I'm feeling talkative. why sunday night anyway? some of us have to get up at stupid o'clock on monday morning, so cant get that munted. :-\
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because i said so. >:D
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*salutes evil lower-functioning-aspie-bashing overlord*
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Hey, Dunc, am I no longer your slave? Robert claims that I'm not:
Another note for HG's benefit. I am not omega's slave any more than Jizz is HG's slave, or Odeon is Duncvis' slave. I love my sweetie very much, and actually most of the favours have been her acting on my behalf rather than me on hers.
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Hey, Dunc, am I no longer your slave? Robert claims that I'm not:
Another note for HG's benefit. I am not omega's slave any more than Jizz is HG's slave, or Odeon is Duncvis' slave. I love my sweetie very much, and actually most of the favours have been her acting on my behalf rather than me on hers.
:laugh:
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I need to go read Aspie Trash again, I see.
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Hey, Dunc, am I no longer your slave? Robert claims that I'm not:
Another note for HG's benefit. I am not omega's slave any more than Jizz is HG's slave, or Odeon is Duncvis' slave. I love my sweetie very much, and actually most of the favours have been her acting on my behalf rather than me on hers.
as of this point you're on leave. await my instructions and be ever ready to do my evil bidding though. >:D
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<darths-voice>Yes my master.</darths-voice>
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What do You like about Intensity2 duncvis?
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What do You like about Intensity2 duncvis?
Its home. 8)
At random - the fact that 'you never know' (TM McJagger), the banter, the pace of the forums, the willingness of its members to challenge others and themselves, the honesty, the community spirit. That there is less apathy here, and more attitude. That a new poster can join and be dragged straight into the community despite the bullshit about cliques and in-crowds. That despite the expectation of cuntish behaviour, only one person has taken the piss at all in the 'real problems' forum - I think that shows we can and do offer support to each other. That the community truly dictates how the site runs. The open minds. The frequent laughs. And, of course, the Aspie Elite. ;D
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that was Come to Daddy I think - Windowlicker is the one with Aphex Twin as some kind of fucked up pimp daddy and women in bikinis with beards/grotesque faces. If you haven't seen it, get thi to youtube. ;D
And yeh, we touched on Boards of Canada, you were asking about similar stuff. I'm still re-exploring IDM, having pretty much ignored it for years until recently - Amorphous Androgynous (a Future Sound of London project) are interesting, they released an album last year Alice In Ultraland, which is hard to pigeonhole but good to skin up to. Been listening to some stuff that was a legal (gasp) torrent download - a shitload of stuff (about ten albums/EPs) off a label called Monotonik, I'm stillworking my way through it but there's some good stuff there - if you're interested shout up and I'll post the torrent. 8)
That's encouraging illegal stuff Duncvis and you should be ashamed of yourself! :P
I don't really download stuff to be honest. My brother ends up having anything I'm after usually lol.
I've still to get him to put the Biosphere albums on to disc for me.....the lazy bastards!!! (him and I) :D
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you are a fairly unassuming guy. just lives from day to day.
how do you get yourself into all this duncshit?
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That's encouraging illegal stuff Duncvis and you should be ashamed of yourself! :P
would I encourage you to break the law, jizz? shame on you. its a legal download from a small label honest. :'(
you are a fairly unassuming guy. just lives from day to day.
how do you get yourself into all this duncshit?
just lucky I guess. Depends what you mean by 'all this' - if you mean Wobertgate, having a big gob and no tact probably. If you mean in general, I always get the shouts of 'power-crazed zomg satan etc' I think because I've moderated/run play nice forums, and I always end up being the guy with the big stick. as the poor fucker who usually had to make people behave, naturally people seem to think i got a kick out of it rather than just that I'm usually willing to get involved and help out with whatever's going on, and push stuff/do some fucking work... which as you know is how come Intensity² ended up being my responsibilty an all. I've always been one to get on with doing stuff rather than talk about it, or moan about how others are doing it.
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Will you give me a karma point please?
If not, please explain your reasons why, and you're not allowed to say "because you're fat you fat bastard!".
:P
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I would but I just gave you one for you Cuba question-wait an hour and I'll yay your ass again :o
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:D
God, that one was soooo easy as well!
It's amazing what a tired brain filled with an odd excitement (After talking to the factory lawyer about possibly losing your job) does to you! :D
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Will you give me a karma point please?
If not, please explain your reasons why, and you're not allowed to say "because you're fat you fat bastard!".
:P
go on then, since you're an ozrics fan. ;D I hadn't yayed you for the tracks on your myspace yet either so I owed you one.
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lol
I just need some attention that's all...a cuddle would've sufficed.
I do feel though that since we have the best taste in music, me especially, that I should have given a yay to you too! :P
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Dunc, will you please discribe the symptoms of your current ailment?
i feel like absolute shit, and wanted to know if we had the same thing.
because if its similar then i have a couple of follow-up questions.
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Full of snot, tired and feverish, coughing like a bastard, sneezing fits, aching all over cos of coughing.
FUCKSOCKS >:(
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then i will not ask if you have a formula for supression of the symptoms, since you ache all over.
sounds like mine.
started nagging four days ago (scratchy throat, sinus congestion), then last night it hit me like a ton of bricks.
coughing, phlegm stuck in throat, cannot breath through my nose, sneezing.
can you give me an ETA for my health to return?
i am fucked, i have to referee two soccer games today, and coach two others, then tonight we are going to a professional soccer match hosted by the LA Galaxy.
damn it all.
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Put it this way - PI started this stage over a week ago and she's still fooked. >:(
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fuck a fucking, fuck, fuck!
i think i got mine from the handrails at disneyland.
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At the bottom of every virulent virus outbreak is ALWAYS a primary school age child. We had what turned out to be Norwalk virus here last winter - most of the schools in the Bradford metro area had to close to be disinfected cos half the kids and staff were puking and shitting themselves inside out... and then it started in the old folks homes. :o :puke:
edit: 2500 posts, wooyay :headbang:
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2500, congrats dunc.
yeah, effing oldtimers, i probably got it from odeon then.
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yeah, effing oldtimers, i probably got it from odeon then.
You kids complain as soon as you cough. 'twas different in our time. <mutters grumpily/>
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yeah, effing oldtimers, i probably got it from odeon then.
You kids complain as soon as you cough. 'twas different in our time. <mutters grumpily/>
:headbang:
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yeah, effing oldtimers, i probably got it from odeon then.
You kids complain as soon as you cough. 'twas different in our time. <mutters grumpily/>
don't you mean </mutters grumpily> ? :smash:
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yeah, effing oldtimers, i probably got it from odeon then.
You kids complain as soon as you cough. 'twas different in our time. <mutters grumpily/>
don't you mean </mutters grumpily> ? :smash:
No, that would imply a start tag. This particular element is empty. Of course, the whitespace isn't allowed but you could call it artistic freedom. :D
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how has the cold virus been treating you?
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Like its bitch. :whip:
I can breathe a bit better now at least, and have almost got my voice back. :grrr:
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Like its bitch. :whip:
I can breathe a bit better now at least, and have almost got my voice back. :grrr:
good.
now you can get back to singing opera.
i wonder why it is lasting soooo damn long. :slap:
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Just call me Fattagetti. :green:
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Just call me Fattagetti. :green:
ok faggoteddie.
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*cockdrops McFagger*
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*cockdrops McFagger*
does this :bananas: to duncshit.
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I'd better be getting a reacharound. That's only polite. :evillaugh:
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sure, just so long as you clean that duncshit off my cock. :squit:
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Just for that, I'm not putting out. >:D
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please.
cuz, i'm bored, and i've got nothing better to do.
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I'm not in the mood any more. :ner:
Maybe someone else will volunteer to be your beotch. >:D
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Dunc, i know you have been feeling down lately.
are you beginning to feel better?
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Yeah, the meds have started to kick in now, so I'm a bit more like myself mate.
Have you listened to the new mix yet?
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Yeah, the meds have started to kick in now, so I'm a bit more like myself mate.
Have you listened to the new mix yet?
not yet.
i lost the link.
will you do me a favor and attatch it here:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=478.from1157135558
i have that page listed on my favorites. that way i can access any of the mixes any time i want.
convenience.
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Done. :headbang:
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Done. :headbang:
thanks.
its my guilty pleasure, you know.
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Does the keeper of the McJagger family jewels not approve of my mixes then? :eyebrows:
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Does the keeper of the McJagger family jewels not approve of my mixes then? :eyebrows:
the computer is in the same room as the primary television.
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I have the same problem, but PI is off on the laptop elsewhere in the house a fair bit, and I'm bigger than the kids. :green:
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I have the same problem, but PI is off on the laptop elsewhere in the house a fair bit, and I'm bigger than the kids. :green:
and my kids have better hearing than i do. so i figure that they can multitask. but my wife, oh she is very pregnant right now, so i dare not cross her.
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thats probably wise, considering she already has your balls in a jar. :evillaugh:
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thats probably wise, considering she already has your balls in a jar. :evillaugh:
still, i am lucky to have her. she is a better person than i.
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Behind every great man is usually a great woman stopping him from making a tit of himself.
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Dunc, are you going to reach 3000 posts today?
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Probably, if I'm entertained enough to post.
Have you listened to the new mix yet? :headbang:
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i started to, but i am not sure about it.
is it that german stuff that HG likes. sounds real techno.
i have not listened to the entire thing yet, so i could be missing out on some gems though.
i did love everything else.
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Would you play R-Type with me if I could make it possible to play the game online?
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i started to, but i am not sure about it.
is it that german stuff that HG likes. sounds real techno.
i have not listened to the entire thing yet, so i could be missing out on some gems though.
i did love everything else.
its mostly industrial dance music of various types, but its worth listening to the whole thing - I put the harder tracks at the start, then some crossover stuff (Mortiis/Pitchshifter), then EBM/'futurepop' floorfillers towards the end. I'm tempted to make another, theres shitloads of stuff I didn't have room for. :evillaugh:
Would you play R-Type with me if I could make it possible to play the game online?
Sure, I probably suck though cos I haven't played R-Type in years.
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whats your screename from?
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It started as a joke when I was at uni - a lass in one of my classes had Elvis Hair, so me and a mate spent half the lectures doing impressions. We became Duncvis and Jimvis. It sort of stuck. :green:
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Do you use WinZip? I can send you the Mame emulator and the .zip R-Type file if you want them.
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I use Linux, there is a version of Mame I can install. yeah, if you want to send me the file for r type i'll stick it on later mate 8)
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I use Linux, there is a version of Mame I can install. yeah, if you want to send me the file for r type i'll stick it on later mate 8)
http://www.romnation.net/srv/roms/24824/mame/R-Type-Japan.html
Let me know if the rom doesn't work. Oh, and don't unzip the file, just put it in the rom archive folder.
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cheers peegai, I'll try the rom later when the kids have buggered off to bed. ;D
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cheers peegai, I'll try the rom later when the kids have buggered off to bed. ;D
Do you have a control pad which you could use? I prefer playing it by the use of a pad, rather than using the keyboard.
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yeah, I've got one somewhere. I'm normally a keyboard gamer but yeah the control pad would be useful for R-Type probably.
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yeah, I've got one somewhere. I'm normally a keyboard gamer but yeah the control pad would be useful for R-Type probably.
I think you gave it to Adam a while back.
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You could be right. I thought I gave him my old one though. ???
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yeah, I've got one somewhere. I'm normally a keyboard gamer but yeah the control pad would be useful for R-Type probably.
Would you like to try out R-Type II as well?
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yeah, if it'll run on my aging piece of crap.
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yeah, if it'll run on my aging piece of crap.
Here you go.
http://romhustler.net/rom/mame/3331
P.S: Beware of the piranhas on stage 2.
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I was wondering what you thought of Roberts Titmus test. ;)
Surely you dont hate cream tea parties and stuff? ;D
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Do you hate me? :'( ;D
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I was wondering what you thought of Roberts Titmus test. ;)
Surely you dont hate cream tea parties and stuff? ;D
I thought it was fucking hilarious. I was tempted to make one for him, but it might not have amused him quite so much. ;) Can't say I've ever had a cream tea party, but if it involves scones with jam and clotted cream slapped on em I'm sure I wouldn't disapprove. :green:
Do you hate me? :'( ;D
Course not. :hug:
Even if your taste in music is questionable. :ner:
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How's your autistic son doing these days? Because of his video-gaming ways, he reminds me of me when I was young.
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He's alright, a bit stroppy but seems to be coping okay at school at the moment. Ta for asking. At the moment he's working his way through Super Mario Sunshine and Crash Bandicoot 3 again, so I don't see that much of him unless he's nagging for cheats. :LOL:
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dunc,
what are you listening to now, you cunt?
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I'm listening to God Module - Viscera, o Lord of teh Gheys. :P
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i would like to apologize to you.
i had an angle and i was planning on taking this and the regular what are you listening to you cunt thread, somewhere.
but alas, i laid down in bed, took a nap, and i forgot.
once again, sorry about the missed fun type action. i really have to learn to write things down.
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You do. Especially the ideas you have when you're munted. :green:
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what does munted mean?
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somewhat intoxicated. :beer: :stoned:
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rarely do i drink, but i pack one bowl almost every night, right before bed.
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When was the last time you got a haircut (and a real job)?
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Haircut - PI last buzzed it all off for me in September. I'm probably due for another scalping, but meh, its cold.
Real job - one I actually got paid for: went on sick from wanky call centre in November 2003 thanks to nervous breakdown. happy, happy joy :tantrum:
- one that actually had any responsibility or prospects worth calling a real job: September 2001
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one that actually had any responsibility or prospects worth calling a real job: September 2001
Was that anything to do with blowing up the world trade centres?
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I couldn't possibly comment.
/me shaves long Islamic beard off and puts 'Death to the Infidels' t shirt in neighbour's wheelie bin
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I just received your card. Many thanks.
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Heh. Thank PI for prompting me, if it was left to me to remember to do stuff the bugger would still be waiting on the shelf. :laugh:
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Heh. Thank PI for prompting me, if it was left to me to remember to do stuff the bugger would still be waiting on the shelf. :laugh:
Prompting, as in a blowjob? :p
Mel: Post it, Dunc.
Dunc: But I don't wanna...
*unzips his fly*
Dunc: Oooh... all right.
Mel: Mmmm...
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No, I meant reminding me to do it, :P
Yes, I'm bored enough to respond to a six week old comment. Have some bonus smilies for bothering to read it.
:moon: :fsm: :headphones:
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can i have some marinara with that middle smilie?
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If you like.
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but i prefer som marijuana.
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Get yer own. :stoned:
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Get yer own. :stoned:
bogart
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Get yer own. :stoned:
nah, i think i am clean.
its been over a month. funny how i get really bored lately.
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Aren't you still busy with baby Boston??
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Get yer own. :stoned:
bogart
LOL, he usually has more to hand than I do... :smarty:
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Come to think of it I would need to put it in storage for now. Like McJ, I would pass the whizz test or the blood test. Not the direct questioning test, though, since it was back in August I think. I puffed a little when I still had a bandage on my head from the long trip up a short ladder.
It helped a lot. A little pot cured me from climbing ladders. I may need follow-up treatments or "boosters", as the doc calls it, to keep me off of them for good, though.
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Funny that. Dope makes me fall off ladders.
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Get yer own. :stoned:
bogart
LOL, he usually has more to hand than I do... :smarty:
i would but my buddies last crop molded (sorry). so i decided to quit.
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Get yer own. :stoned:
bogart
LOL, he usually has more to hand than I do... :smarty:
i would but my buddies last crop molded (sorry). so i decided to quit.
Tell him to go get books on better controlling the ph of his growing environment. You can't stop the spores, but you can help the plants to defend themselves.
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Get yer own. :stoned:
bogart
LOL, he usually has more to hand than I do... :smarty:
i would but my buddies last crop molded (sorry). so i decided to quit.
Tell him to go get books on better controlling the ph of his growing environment. You can't stop the spores, but you can help the plants to defend themselves.
he is a genius. but he took off for a week at the end, or something, and they well, they molded.
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Get yer own. :stoned:
bogart
LOL, he usually has more to hand than I do... :smarty:
i would but my buddies last crop molded (sorry). so i decided to quit.
Tell him to go get books on better controlling the ph of his growing environment. You can't stop the spores, but you can help the plants to defend themselves.
he is a genius. but he took off for a week at the end, or something, and they well, they molded.
Exactly! A lack of stability, most likely cause when molds attack ... ph too high. An occassional vinegar spritzing will help, too (Dilute it a lot! T/G)
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sounds like a man who knows.... :eyebrows:
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Hey Dunc, good news..... No Jamie Oliver hasnt been glassed in the face or knee capped whilst leaving Sainsburys health food section.
You were indeed right a couple of weeks ago in chat, Combichrist have indeed got a new double album out next month, and so do Wumpsut. If you hadnt mentioned that id have probably missed it! So thanky you old chap. ;D
I know, finding out Jamie Oliver had been badily beaten and left in the middle of a busy road or something, prob would have put a bigger smile on your face, but well, the world isnt always fair, its all about balance, so some other poor sod is currently getting the knee capping instead, maybe next time eh. ;)
>:D
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Thank ye back, as I didn't know about the Wumpscut album... *counts pennies* :green:
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Thank ye back, as I didn't know about the Wumpscut album... *counts pennies* :green:
www.musicnonstop.co.uk (has info on new releases there, titles and release date and such.)
;D Counts pennies, what for blank cds ;)
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;D Counts pennies, what for blank cds ;)
shhhh... :eyebrows:
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Roughly, at what temperature do you prefer to drink your Newkies?
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Hmmm. for Newky Brown (and most real ales come to that), around 45-50F/7-10C. Too cold and it loses some flavour, warmer than that and its over sweet.
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:thumbup:
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Jeremy Jyle comes through the front door and orders you to get of your backside and GET A JOB.
What would you do?
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Who? Scratch that, I don't care. Eject him from my house head first and go back to sleep. >:D
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Who? Scratch that, I don't care. Eject him from my house head first and go back to sleep. >:D
You are indeed a disgrace, but I like you all the same.
End of moment.
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Someone ask me a fucking question. I'm starting to feel neglected, since nobody other than peaguy and occasionally teh McFagger talks to me on this thread. :P
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have you ever tongue kissed another man?
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i want to buy you a beer.
where is your paypal button?
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Not as far as I can remember. And the paypal button appears to be an oversight. I'd better get one fixed. :eyebrows:
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I want to buy me a beer. Where is they paypal botton for that ??
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Hey, Dunc, how's the quit-smoking campaign coming? ;)
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I want to buy me a beer. Where is they paypal botton for that ??
Aint gonna happen. At least not until mine is working and I am being bombarded by my fan club with more beer money than I can drink. :beergrin:
Hey, Dunc, how's the quit-smoking campaign coming? ;)
Haven't had a ciggy since the 7th of January. :woohoo:
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Hey, Dunc, how's the quit-smoking campaign coming? ;)
Haven't had a ciggy since the 7th of January. :woohoo:
:woohoo:
That's great!
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Hey, Dunc, how's the quit-smoking campaign coming? ;)
Haven't had a ciggy since the 7th of January. :woohoo:
:woohoo:
That's great!
that's great².
i'll give you a karma point for your efforts.
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Tried saki, you fat bastard?
You fat bastard! You fat bastard!
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Nope. No interest in sake - barley malt pwns rice. :green:
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Nope. No interest in sake - barley malt pwns rice. :green:
Roy Chubby Brown much?
Chubby cheeks!
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Are most universites ageist towards older student candidates, do you think?
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Chubby Brown = obnoxious unfunny fat twunt. :smarty:
Are most universites ageist towards older student candidates, do you think?
Nope. Most unis actively try to attract mature students, and support them fairly well these days.
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Chubby Brown = obnoxious unfunny fat twunt. :smarty:
Are most universites ageist towards older student candidates, do you think?
Nope. Most unis actively try to attract mature students, and support them fairly well these days.
I want to study my a-levels in order to go to a university someday.
Chubby Brown = obnoxious unfunny fat twunt. :smarty:
Bernard Manning's gonna get joo... :finger:
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(http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/1/14671-large.jpg)
W00t! Posh & Becks!
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Chubby Brown is Bernard Manning lite. :wanker:
Anyone else think 'Posh' is a monkey-faced uberminger? :puke:
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Chubby Brown is Bernard Manning lite. :wanker:
Anyone else think 'Posh' is a monkey-faced uberminger? :puke:
but her hubby is hawt.
and, he is going to play for the local team.
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duncvis, you wrote: Been there, done that... it was throwing a public wobbler under stress that meant I had to come out of the autie closet at my last job.
So I want to know what happened, details and all.
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duncvis, you wrote: Been there, done that... it was throwing a public wobbler under stress that meant I had to come out of the autie closet at my last job.
So I want to know what happened, details and all.
kinell, a non-trivial question... :plus:
At the time, only my direct supervisor/friend knew I was likely AS - I was keeping it quiet since I was still waiting for a diagnostic referral, and hoped to get an internal transfer to a better, more technical job without customer contact. As far as I remember I was having the morning from hell - I was late for work because my car wouldn't start, I was tired, and I was getting shit about something. I was getting wound up in my head because my morning routine was thrown out and it was hardly my fucking fault I couldn't afford a decent fucking car and etc etc... so I was storming around the open plan office getting my shit together, banging stuff about, knocking into things, chuntering to myself with (so I'm told) a manic, strung out expression on my face. At this point I logged on for the day still pacing and stimming looking like I was about to stick one on somebody.
Needless to say in an environment where everyone is paid to be nicey-nice this went down like a lead balloon so I had to explain why I had a bug up my arse. :sheep:
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What were their reactions?
(It is hard to explain about autism to people, I know, I'm wondering if they responded positively)
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Mostly relieved I wasn't nuts, as far as I could tell. An explanation for my strange behaviour and a few tips for working with me went down pretty well I think. the one person who seemed to view my AS as a problem was the centre manager unfortunately, who tried to use the few accommodations they had to make for me (like a fixed shift pattern) as leverage. Overpromoted fuckwit. :tantrum:
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the sig under my avie was changed a few weeks ago.
know anything about that?
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the sig under my avie was changed a few weeks ago.
know anything about that?
What was it supposed to say?
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the sig under my avie was changed a few weeks ago.
know anything about that?
Meh. Whatever. >:D
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Are you really that caring?
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eh? ???
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Ah, and does confusion rule your life?
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Nope. Entropy. And small loud people, they're everywhere.
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Spam?
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Little people. They've invaded my home. I believe its some form of parasite infestation caused by fucking. :angel:
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Maybe you can get them to tie you down?
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I'm tied down enough already... kids, too young to leave home, and crap at cleaning chimneys. :whip:
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Why don't you send the little
folk up the chimney?
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because they're crap at it. didn't you read my last post? :P
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Yes, but I misunderstood it.
Figured YOU were crap at
cleaning it.
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I have less chance of squeezing through a chimney than Santa. Ho, ho, ho.
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Maybe THAT'S what's blocking it?
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I wondered what that smell was. >:D
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Plus, it explains why the elves won't
clean it out. They're probably feeding/torturing
him.
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i am a boredphonemonkey this morning.
any idea about how i can get out of my funk?
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i hear that you like busty girls:
(http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0500.jpg)
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i am a boredphonemonkey this morning.
any idea about how i can get out of my funk?
I suggest you stick some Parliament on. O0
i hear that you like busty girls:
(http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0500.jpg)
lol. shopped, or inflatable... would make a good airbed though. :eyebrows:
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What's with your new er...avatar?
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1) Its the most hilariously offensive thing I've seen in ages, so I had to steal it to use here;
2) Its a gratuitous insult to Ascan and Omega. :evillaugh:
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Do you find it arousing, as well?
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Not at all. Just amusingly sick. :green:
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Not at all. Just amusingly sick. :green:
Ah, fuck buddies -- they always stick together.
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look at mr. popular and his new avatar.
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whatever.
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whatever.
it's cool.
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spoken like a true fonzie. eyyyy! :eyebrows:
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exactamundo!
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on average, about how many times per week do you engage in some sort of sexual act?
and does this number remain consistent to when you were in your early twenties.
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on average, about how many times per week do you engage in some sort of sexual act?
and does this number remain consistent to when you were in your early twenties.
Varies hugely from several times a day to once or twice a week, but on average around five or six times a week. And no it doesn't. Although having three kids around has cramped our style a fair bit. :ninja: :bananas:
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about how many times per month do you wake up recieving a blowjob?
and do you like it, or is it bothersome?
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about how many times per month do you wake up recieving a blowjob?
and do you like it, or is it bothersome?
about no times a month, because of my sleep disorder I sleep on the couch. I would very much like to wake up to a blowjob though. :eyebrows:
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hint.
hint!
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I learnt a long time ago he's not much of a morning person, I make sure we have plenty of time for oral sex during the night.
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I learnt a long time ago he's not much of a morning person, I make sure we have plenty of time for oral sex during the night.
i prefer sex after i have had time to stalk my prey throughout the day.
morning sex is still sex, but not great unless i was having an erotic dream.
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Thing is once you have kids morning sex is only practical if you have something to bribe them to keep them downstairs and have a good lock on the bedroom/bathroom door.
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Thing is once you have kids morning sex is only practical if you have something to bribe them to keep them downstairs and have a good lock on the bedroom/bathroom door.
and a radio or tv that you can turn up really loud.
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I actually used to enjoy the must be quiet quickies on the bathroom floor, thanks to the anti-depressants quickies aren't that quick anymore (which is generally a positive ;) ).
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I actually used to enjoy the must be quiet quickies on the bathroom floor, thanks to the anti-depressants quickies aren't that quick anymore (which is generally a positive ;) ).
i am a screamer! :o
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I actually used to enjoy the must be quiet quickies on the bathroom floor, thanks to the anti-depressants quickies aren't that quick anymore (which is generally a positive ;) ).
i am a screamer! :o
I'm usually loud, that's what makes the times when you can't make much noise so hot.
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I actually used to enjoy the must be quiet quickies on the bathroom floor, thanks to the anti-depressants quickies aren't that quick anymore (which is generally a positive ;) ).
i am a screamer! :o
I'm usually loud, that's what makes the times when you can't make much noise so hot.
if you hold it in, then your other pleasure points are heightened?
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It all goes together- the flirting; moving onto discrete groping-a light stroke of the neck, a playful tweak of the nipples; the rush of blood to the genitals; the sneaking off upstairs, your hands all over each other when you're finally alone; the ripping off of clothes; the hard, frantic fucking, biting your lip hard enough to draw blood as you stifle you cries when you climax.
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It all goes together- the flirting; moving onto discrete groping-a light stroke of the neck, a playful tweak of the nipples; the rush of blood to the genitals; the sneaking off upstairs, your hands all over each other when you're finally alone; the ripping off of clothes; the hard, frantic fucking, biting your lip hard enough to draw blood as you stifle you cries when you climax.
:penis:
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It all goes together- the flirting; moving onto discrete groping-a light stroke of the neck, a playful tweak of the nipples; the rush of blood to the genitals; the sneaking off upstairs, your hands all over each other when you're finally alone; the ripping off of clothes; the hard, frantic fucking, biting your lip hard enough to draw blood as you stifle you cries when you climax.
:penis:
Where's the emoticon for 'all the blood just rushed to my cunt and I now have nipples like chapel hat pegs'??
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a sweating vagina emoticon. sounds practical.
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It all goes together- the flirting; moving onto discrete groping-a light stroke of the neck, a playful tweak of the nipples; the rush of blood to the genitals; the sneaking off upstairs, your hands all over each other when you're finally alone; the ripping off of clothes; the hard, frantic fucking, biting your lip hard enough to draw blood as you stifle you cries when you climax.
Damn, I'm just taking a break from studying.
How am I going to think about something
as uninteresting as language theory now?
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My thread is starting to become interesting. :eyebrows:
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My thread is starting to become interesting. :eyebrows:
even more when you wake up to a mouth around your cock! :eyebrows:
oh, and tell us about it when you do! :angel:
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McSmartass strikes again.
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:penis:
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McSmartass strikes again.
does this mean you've finally noticed you've had a thread dedicated to mcfagger for the last month then? btw I still have a couple more for you I haven't applied yet. :eyebrows:
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McSmartass strikes again.
does this mean you've finally noticed you've had a thread dedicated to mcfagger for the last month then? btw I still have a couple more for you I haven't applied yet. :eyebrows:
not fair, really.
my retalitory options are limited.
and no, i can read. i noticed the change.
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I wouldn't wind you up so often if you didn't ask for it. I'm sure your skin is thick enough to handle the unfairness of it all. :smarty:
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He'd better be after all this time! :P
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His skull certainly is.
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I wouldn't wind you up so often if you didn't ask for it. I'm sure your skin is thick enough to handle the unfairness of it all. :smarty:
why, i suppose that was a feeling of doubt.
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How's the diet thing going?
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My question is...how come I haven't noticed any hard core bickering on threads of late?
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How's the diet thing going?
hasn't really built up momentum yet. ahem. :-[
My question is...how come I haven't noticed any hard core bickering on threads of late?
people are too busy slogging their way through the forest of spam to have enough piss and vinegar left to flame each other. plus most of the annoying cunts haven't been posting lately (except randy, who is more of a horny puppy that needs housetraining than a flamer).
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How's the diet thing going?
hasn't really built up momentum yet. ahem. :-[
My question is...how come I haven't noticed any hard core bickering on threads of late?
people are too busy slogging their way through the forest of spam to have enough piss and vinegar left to flame each other. plus most of the annoying cunts haven't been posting lately (except randy, who is more of a horny puppy that needs housetraining than a flamer).
Right, well I would ask you more questions, but I have to cover your avatar every time I read your responses. Getting fingerprints on my screen.
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Can you suggest a replacement avatar which is suitably offensive but doesn't threaten your lunch so much?
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How's the diet thing going?
hasn't really built up momentum yet. ahem. :-[
My question is...how come I haven't noticed any hard core bickering on threads of late?
people are too busy slogging their way through the forest of spam to have enough piss and vinegar left to flame each other. plus most of the annoying cunts haven't been posting lately (except randy, who is more of a horny puppy that needs housetraining than a flamer).
Right, well I would ask you more questions, but I have to cover your avatar every time I read your responses. Getting fingerprints on my screen.
Do you use Firefox? If so, right click the image and add it to your AdBlock list. I had to do that to rocketturtle's avie. It's reversible, too.
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Can you suggest a replacement avatar which is suitably offensive but doesn't threaten your lunch so much?
Well, since I've for the most part, had to not read your posts because of the avatar, it may be presumptious of me to think I could even think of one that's appropriate.
I kind of laugh at my response to it though...skimming along a thread reading, scrolling down...relaxing....
spewing dog...superscoll madly...
you get me though sometimes. Maybe it's helping with my hand / eye coordination!
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Do you use Firefox? If so, right click the image and add it to your AdBlock list. I had to do that to rocketturtle's avie. It's reversible, too.
Isn't AdBlock an add-on?
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Yes it is. Adblock Plus is better.
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Can you suggest a replacement avatar which is suitably offensive but doesn't threaten your lunch so much?
Well, since I've for the most part, had to not read your posts because of the avatar, it may be presumptious of me to think I could even think of one that's appropriate.
I kind of laugh at my response to it though...skimming along a thread reading, scrolling down...relaxing....
spewing dog...superscoll madly...
you get me though sometimes. Maybe it's helping with my hand / eye coordination!
Is my new avatar more to your liking? :eyebrows:
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How's the diet thing going?
hasn't really built up momentum yet. ahem. :-[
My question is...how come I haven't noticed any hard core bickering on threads of late?
people are too busy slogging their way through the forest of spam to have enough piss and vinegar left to flame each other. plus most of the annoying cunts haven't been posting lately (except randy, who is more of a horny puppy that needs housetraining than a flamer).
Right, well I would ask you more questions, but I have to cover your avatar every time I read your responses. Getting fingerprints on my screen.
Doesn't the escape button work for you?
I used to do that to Nomaken's avatar to stop the guy from getting his head bitten off.
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Can you suggest a replacement avatar which is suitably offensive but doesn't threaten your lunch so much?
The picture of you is good.
But the dogs were mesmerizing.
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Can you suggest a replacement avatar which is suitably offensive but doesn't threaten your lunch so much?
Well, since I've for the most part, had to not read your posts because of the avatar, it may be presumptious of me to think I could even think of one that's appropriate.
I kind of laugh at my response to it though...skimming along a thread reading, scrolling down...relaxing....
spewing dog...superscoll madly...
you get me though sometimes. Maybe it's helping with my hand / eye coordination!
Is my new avatar more to your liking? :eyebrows:
The sense of relief is amazing. It's almost like one of those bad monster costumes from Dr Who...comforting to me! Good Choice!
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I've been tempted to use it all week, we're in the middle of a Kevin Smith-athon. ;D
Dogma is tomorrow... :angel: >:D
If you didn't know, its the Golgothan, the shit demon in Dogma. I tried to find a pic of the fucking thing rising out of the can but couldn't. Lucky escape. :evillaugh:
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How long until timmeye hits here too?
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Only Timmeye has the answer. I suspect the answer is libbelah libbelah timmeye!!
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I've been tempted to use it all week, we're in the middle of a Kevin Smith-athon. ;D
Dogma is tomorrow... :angel: >:D
If you didn't know, its the Golgothan, the shit demon in Dogma. I tried to find a pic of the fucking thing rising out of the can but couldn't. Lucky escape. :evillaugh:
OK...shall be interesting.
Maybe Timmeye is having a break while he chokes on his own spit for a while.
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Naw, just went back to being Dr. Scrap.
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Too many Sybil's here.
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Whats a Sybil? Is this some arcane Aussie slang or summat? ???
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Whats a Sybil? Is this some arcane Aussie slang or summat? ???
Sybil is a true story about a woman who had, I think had at least 16 personalities;
http://www.samsloan.com/sybil.htm
No, not Aussie slang. Sally Field starred in the movie.
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I get it. PI just pointed me at Wikipedia as well - I tend not to have heard of films without either killings, cool explosions, fart jokes, tits or nightmarish future visions. Cheers :)
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I get it. PI just pointed me at Wikipedia as well - I tend not to have heard of films without either killings, cool explosions, fart jokes, tits or nightmarish future visions. Cheers :)
So you only have 5 personalities then!
Reassuring. Poor PI! :)
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Not really. Films which combine as many of the above ingredients as possible rank high on my list.
How many personalities do you have, o cream filled Antipodean?
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Not really. Films which combine as many of the above ingredients as possible rank high on my list.
How many personalities do you have, o cream filled Antipodean?
Off the top of my head...
- Under control ball breaker
- Stinging wench
- Party girl
- Intoxicating soulmate
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Interesting. I think mine are better summarised as a series of modes; sleepy dunc, horny dunc, hungry dunc, scary dunc, vacant dunc, focused dunc. some of these can occur simultaneously.
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Interesting. I think mine are better summarised as a series of modes; sleepy dunc, horny dunc, hungry dunc, scary dunc, vacant dunc, focused dunc. some of these can occur simultaneously.
Men are simple creatures, what can I say?
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Ug.
The real question is why aren't women?
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Ug.
The real question is why aren't women?
Um, they are my four states...I'm either in one or the other basically.
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which one are you today?
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which one are you today?
Oh I can go through all four in 15 minutes...
Overall, today...under control ball breaker.
Of course in times of overload...I just go straight to Flatliner.
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how did your surgery go?
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It was fairly quick, and tugging the wires into place and clamping them was excruciatingly uncomfortable. The local anaesthetic worked though, well enough for me to go home on the bus with only a slight john wayne walk, and make a beer stop on the way. :beergrin:
I figure the honeymoon phase is over though, cos its wearing off and the swelling has started... :-\
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And before anyone starts- I told him many times to take a taxi home. :laugh:
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I wanted the beer money. :eyebrows:
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Glad it went well, Dunc. I think your beer money was better-spent on beer.
:clap:
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glad to hear that everytning went well.
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test
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test to see if I'd notice test? :LMAO:
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test to see if I'd notice test? :LMAO:
no.
i changed it after i had posted. and from the main board it still read dunclit.
question:
did they prescribe you any good drugs?
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No. >:(
Tight bastards. I have co-codamol here though, and if its too uncomfortable to sleep I have a) beer, and b) tramadol. ;D
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Any plans to go Tom catting around the neighborhood when you're healed??
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No. >:(
Tight bastards. I have co-codamol here though, and if its too uncomfortable to sleep I have a) beer, and b) tramadol. ;D
my guy was tight as well.
he only prescribed me ten vicodine.
shit it cast me the same whether he gives me ten, or ten thousand.
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Any plans to go Tom catting around the neighborhood when you're healed??
nah. my neighbours are teh ugly. And PI will be keeping me busy catching up on missed shagging. :eyebrows:
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Any plans to go Tom catting around the neighborhood when you're healed??
nah. my neighbours are teh ugly. And PI will be keeping me busy catching up on missed shagging. :eyebrows:
What about the local felines though?
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I'm allergic to cats. :finger:
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I'm allergic to cats. :finger:
but not pussy. curious indeed.
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heh. put it this way, even if I did feel like tomcatting around it'd still be getting a rubber overcoat anyway. not that I would cos they're all bleached blonde braindonors with clown pendants or crop-haired scary she-men with tattooed knuckles. its really not good beaver patrol territory in this town. :laugh:
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heh. put it this way, even if I did feel like tomcatting around it'd still be getting a rubber overcoat anyway. not that I would cos they're all bleached blonde braindonors with clown pendants or crop-haired scary she-men with tattooed knuckles. its really not good beaver patrol territory in this town. :laugh:
you live next door to omega female.
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I hate to say it, but compared to a lot of the scary prison butches round here, she's almost attractive.
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how are your nutters today?
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Not bad. Bit jangly. The stitches are still annoying the shit out of me though. :tantrum:
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they'disintegrate shortly.
do you still keep them iced?
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Iced? How does that feel?
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Iced? Wasn't told to put ice on em. ???
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Iced? Wasn't told to put ice on em. ???
it numbs the pain.
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Any thoughts on this?? :eyebrows:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3975.msg175167#msg175167 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3975.msg175167#msg175167)
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I think I might be up for an attempt, you know. :eyebrows:
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:LMAO: :plus:
well, i have to hand it to you, PI - you don't waste any time, do you? >:D
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He's been horny has hell since he had it done- Its taken all my will power to make him wait a few days, when all I wanted to do was get on with it.
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He's been horny has hell since he had it done- Its taken all my will power to make him wait a few days, when all I wanted to do was get on with it.
Fixed. :bananas:
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tragic. has he got a (shaggable, and much older) cousin, or friend, or uncle, or something?
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He's been horny has hell since he had it done- Its taken all my will power to make him wait a few days, when all I wanted to do was get on with it.
Fixed. :bananas:
Yes you have been :P
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tragic. has he got a (shaggable, and much older) cousin, or friend, or uncle, or something?
No- just a prissy uptight sister.
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bollocks.
oops - sorry, dunc. :-[
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why the name change?
do you feel like a new man?
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I was feeling mischievous - I followed Milla's lead (renaming herself Portland Girl lol)
Anyway, I've often fancied been a lighthouse keeper. Lighthouses with broadband anyway. :smarty:
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You're nowhere near portland.
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You're nowhere near portland.
Dorset isn't really all that far away.
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Crank crank crank.
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Neither is Milla, dumbass. :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Bill_%28cartoon%29
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Yeah, but she's hot.
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so am i. whats yer point, flying rat?
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
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so am i. whats yer point, flying rat?
Not a RAT.
Anyhow, you're too fat for me.
Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
I'm fucking still drunk.
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
I wish. Just vodka.
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
that's in egypt.
i need an 'i am so proud of myself' emoticon.
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
I wish. Just vodka.
Denial = The Nile.
God, you're numb.
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
I wish. Just vodka.
Denial = The Nile.
God, you're numb.
You finally noticed?
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
that's in egypt.
i need an 'i am so proud of myself' emoticon.
You do.
As usual, you got it before Cal did.
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Crank crank crank.
Why are you so cranky this morning?? :P
He's on a floating on a river called Denial. ;)
that's in egypt.
i need an 'i am so proud of myself' emoticon.
You do.
As usual, you got it before Cal did.
thank god.
i don't mind sloppy seconds but i prefer to get there first.
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I was feeling mischievous - I followed Milla's lead (renaming herself Portland Girl lol)
Anyway, I've often fancied been a lighthouse keeper. Lighthouses with broadband anyway. :smarty:
Maybe everyone should take the name of a city as a joke to the newcomers.
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i get to be intercourse pennsylvania.
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You don't fancy Fucking, Austria then?
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syre, i'll fuck austria. but only after spokane girl teaches me how.
not sure if just rubbing myself up against the buildings will do anything for me.
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A vienna sausage might help. :eyebrows:
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Nice offer, but I did not know you were Italian, too.
(You got me started on NMA, this morning)
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I'm not Italian. I was just lining McJ up for a cheap Wiener joke.
Glad you're checking NMA out. I always come back to NMA again and again - they're from my home city, and their albums were the soundtrack to my formative years. 8)
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ok, i'll bite.
a vienna sausage. what a vienna sausage?
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I'm not Italian. I was just lining McJ up for a cheap Wiener joke.
I was playing along.
Glad you're checking NMA out. I always come back to NMA again and again - they're from my home city, and their albums were the soundtrack to my formative years. 8)
Cool. I like what I've heard so far. I have re-done my system (yesterday) to use my computer as a source, again. I now have all my digi tracks playable through my "Good System" for a while.
NMA is coming up soon in the playlist, again.
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ok, i'll bite.
a vienna sausage. what a vienna sausage?
You';re late. Youll have to make do with Wiener Schnitzel. :P
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ok, i'll bite.
a vienna sausage. what a vienna sausage?
You bit the sausage?
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ok, i'll bite.
a vienna sausage. what a vienna sausage?
You';re late. Youll have to make do with Wiener Schnitzel. :P
i like their polish sausage sandwich's....
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we have plenty of fairly edible polish lasses here these days... a polish titwank would be more appropriate. special sauce supplied by recipient. :eyebrows:
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What does Portland Bill mean? Is it some TV show in the UK?
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Yes.
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care to give a particularily funny link?
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Not of Portland Bill, cos it was pretty crap. So have a game of Name That Beard (http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/) instead. ;)
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brazillian!
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How random of you. :GA:
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brazillian!
I think you're thinking of this game:
http://www2.b3ta.com/gash-or-tash/ (http://www2.b3ta.com/gash-or-tash/)
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i want to play that game when i don't have anybody looking over my shoulder.
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i want to play that game when i don't have anybody looking over my shoulder.
And will you post honestly the results you get first try?
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i want to play that game when i don't have anybody looking over my shoulder.
:violin:
Me, too.
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i want to play that game when i don't have anybody looking over my shoulder.
And will you post honestly the results you get first try?
i know my gash.
i got 14/16 correct.
and i missed the first two.
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Yes.
And I wondered if you were from portland or not but you're in the UK.
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i want to play that game when i don't have anybody looking over my shoulder.
And will you post honestly the results you get first try?
i know my gash.
i got 14/16 correct.
and i missed the first two.
Not bad- was it the quiz that turned you ghey?? :'( :'( :'( :P
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Yes.
And I wondered if you were from portland or not but you're in the UK.
Isn't there a Portland in England?
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Yes, Portland in Dorset. Portland Bill is the promontory where the lighthouse is. I don't live anywhere near that part of the country though, I was being funny since Milla had renamed herself Portland Girl. I was hoping to set summat off and it worked lol :P
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tramp. and not the super kind.
did you consider that i may just begin deleting my own posts?
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what are you talking about, mcfagger?
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talkin 'bout, talkin 'bout, talkin 'bout lurve.
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:dance:
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McJ
How's my day going? :laugh:
i guess that all depends on duncsnips bullocks.
Why would dunc keep cattle?
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McJ
How's my day going? :laugh:
i guess that all depends on duncsnips bullocks.
Why would dunc keep cattle?
fresh meat?
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McJ
How's my day going? :laugh:
i guess that all depends on duncsnips bullocks.
Why would dunc keep cattle?
fresh meat?
:LMAO:
But there is no way I am yaying you and spoiling that perfect 666!
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McJ
How's my day going? :laugh:
i guess that all depends on duncsnips bullocks.
Why would dunc keep cattle?
fresh meat?
:LMAO:
But there is no way I am yaying you and spoiling that perfect 666!
we are stuck!
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
maybe if i just pull or push just a little harder.
aaaargh!
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
maybe if i just pull or push just a little harder.
aaaargh!
if you pull a little harder, you'll end up with her cervix on the end of your knob. behave yourself.
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
maybe if i just pull or push just a little harder.
aaaargh!
if you pull a little harder, you'll end up with her cervix on the end of your knob. behave yourself.
No he won't ;) >:D
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oh, lawks - there's going to be a punch line to this, i can tell (and i've missed it - dur...). :-\
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How many computers do you have at home?
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How many computers do you have at home?
Working and fairly current - three (mine, PI's laptop, kids computer)
Including stripped and decrepit PCs - five
including old uns (mainly commodores) - nine. I think.
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Hey, you have as many as I do. :laugh:
Ever used a SunSparc? I have one of those.
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At home?
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Hey, you have as many as I do. :laugh:
Ever used a SunSparc? I have one of those.
don't think I have. there were a couple of Sparc clusters at uni for the CS students but I never touched em.
If I remember right I have a C64, an Amiga A500 and an Amiga A1200, and a ZX Spectrum in the attic, being scattered around by the kids. This disturbs me when I think about it. So I try not to think about it.
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At home?
A Sparc? Yes. I also have an UltraSparc server thingy but it makes too much noise.
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If I remember right I have a C64, an Amiga A500 and an Amiga A1200, and a ZX Spectrum in the attic, being scattered around by the kids. This disturbs me when I think about it. So I try not to think about it.
I forgot about my A500. It's somewhere around here, but the floppy drive gave up, I think.
Never owned a Spectrum but I remember the icky keyboards.
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I still have a 4k trash-80
Works fine too. :laugh:
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I punt all that shit out the door after I have scavanged. That's why I could probably build three or four boxes from my junk box. But generally I don't keep the oldies.
Now that I said that, I rememer, I have a 486 (26mH) Compaq in the closet that I need to ditch, responsibly.
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the eighties/early nineties hardware is a nostalgia trip for me. one I never have time to indulge. yeah i have emulators, but you already know the game will load. The C64 I got in the late eighties and spent many happy hours adjusting the tape drive trying to get games to load. Ah memories... :smash:
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did PI and the kids have a safe flight?
are you enjoying the peace and quiet?
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Yeah they arrived safely and are having a good time. Haven't had all that much peace and quiet yet but its nice being able to suit myself.
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Do you remember a game on the Mega Drive called Splatterhouse 2? Ah, good times.
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Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Dunc, and did it piss you off?
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Do you remember a game on the Mega Drive called Splatterhouse 2? Ah, good times.
Never came across that one... might see if I can find a ROM. :eyebrows:
Have you ever been accused of being a crap shag, Dunc, and did it piss you off?
Nope. It probably would piss me off though.
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
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Other tabs - last.fm, and Expedia (looking up flight prices/info for a neighbour). Also Amarok is open for tuneage. :rock:
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What is your diagnoses
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Asperger's, depression, sleep apnoea. Oh and I have an ingrown toenail if that counts. ;)
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What are bollocks?
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Do you mostly play the older games? Would you consider yourself more of a console or PC gamer?
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What are bollocks?
:LMAO:
Show him, Dunc!
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What are bollocks?
What is dictionary.com? (Rhetorical.)
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What are bollocks?
English for balls. McJagger changed the title of my thread cos I'd just been for a vasectomy. >:D
Do you mostly play the older games? Would you consider yourself more of a console or PC gamer?
I don't get much gaming time at all really, its usually Xbox when I get time and mental energy to play. Next time I get chance I'm gonna collect and burn CDfuls of ROMS for the old consoles and the Commodore 64 - I was into Sega not Nintendo. *gets nostalgic* I'd have to say console gamer I guess, though I used to spend whole weekends playing Civ II and Championship Manager.
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
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internet friendships -- what do you think of them?
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
(http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp_gif2.php?rbi=7.25&si=6.75&lg=2.75&poc=7&ir=3.75&rp=2.5&s=4.75&m=2.75)
# Repetitive or restricted Behaviours and Interests (RBI) -
Stereotyped, repetitive behaviours and interests
# Social Impairment (SI) - Social understanding
# Language problems (L) - Speech, words and sentences
# Planning, Organization and Concentration problems (POC) - Cognitive
skills related to being able to plan, organise and stay focused
# Imaging and Recall problems (IR) - Visualisation, imagination and
remembering past events
# Reasoning and Problem solving problems (RP) - Cognitive skills
related to rational deduction and working things out
# Sensory problems (S) - Impact of senses
# Motor problems (M) - Control of own movement
RBI =7.25
SI=6.75
L=2.75
POC=7
IR=3.75
RP=2.5
S=4.75
M=2.75
internet friendships -- what do you think of them?
They're alright. I have lots more internet friends than meatspace friends, and if they drift, it seems easier to pick up with folk where you left off. You fretting about Hypnotica Bint again?
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dunc, do you enjoy being purple?
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Meh, it makes a change I guess.
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I was looking for the purple, but I noticed that you have the karma of a Qualude.
KEWL!
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cool. I've never seen a quaalude, you can't get them here at all. :-\
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They're alright. I have lots more internet friends than meatspace friends, and if they drift, it seems easier to pick up with folk where you left off. You fretting about Hypnotica Bint again?
I admit that she has recently made me somewhat paranoid over my other friends online because of her actions, not to mention giving me the lack of confidence to make new ones as well. I'm a fighter, albeit a whiny one, so it'll pass. :P
How's Mel and the kids? Are they enjoying their holiday?
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They're alright. I have lots more internet friends than meatspace friends, and if they drift, it seems easier to pick up with folk where you left off. You fretting about Hypnotica Bint again?
I admit that she has recently made me somewhat paranoid over my other friends online because of her actions, not to mention giving me the lack of confidence to make new ones as well. I'm a fighter, albeit a whiny one, so it'll pass. :P
How's Mel and the kids? Are they enjoying their holiday?
PI will be back in less than a week.
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They're alright. I have lots more internet friends than meatspace friends, and if they drift, it seems easier to pick up with folk where you left off. You fretting about Hypnotica Bint again?
I admit that she has recently made me somewhat paranoid over my other friends online because of her actions, not to mention giving me the lack of confidence to make new ones as well. I'm a fighter, albeit a whiny one, so it'll pass. :P
How's Mel and the kids? Are they enjoying their holiday?
PI will be back in less than a week.
Thanks for that, Faggs. I wasn't aware.
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Yeah, they've been enjoying their holiday, although the lack of time to herself has started to tell on PI a bit.Home in a few days though. :woohoo:
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dunc. do you get cranky when you don't get vagina for a few days?
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I got a 10 pence piece instaed of a quater for change at McDonalds today.
How much is 10 pence worth??
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dunc. do you get cranky when you don't get vagina for a few days?
Not really, (no) thanks to my medication. :-\ If its not there I can take it or leave it.
I got a 10 pence piece instaed of a quater for change at McDonalds today.
How much is 10 pence worth??
The exchange rate is around £1=$2 at the moment, so 10p = 20c. You got skanked.
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What was your name on WP?
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duncvis. thats my name most places.
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What are bollocks?
English for balls. McJagger changed the title of my thread cos I'd just been for a vasectomy. >:D
Oh i get it that is what the Duncsnips means.
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do you have any pictures dunc?
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There is one somewhere taken a couple of years ago - people keep linking to it but I can't remember where on the net it is.
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ah. well maybe you could be arsed to get some more uploaded to the internet :laugh:
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maybe. although I'm not feeling very arsed in general at the moment. :P
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knackered already, eh? how long's PI been back?
;)
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lol, six hours...
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and you can still type?!!!
my gods, the man's an absolute titan.
:laugh:
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and you can still type?!!!
my gods, the man's an absolute titan.
:laugh:
Well there's only so much you can get up to whilst the kids are still awake- they'll never play together in their bedrooms for very long. :laugh:
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lol.
i keep telling you - get a staple gun. ;)
:laugh:
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What's with the purple colour, Dunc?
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PI got a friendly admin to change the colour of the world council in the online list to purple. Nowt to do with me. :P
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admit it, you missed ascunt, didn't you?
and, how long befoire his girlfriend joins up with a new screen name, and helps him spin his tale?
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ascunt? oh aye. just doing my civic duty by drawing soph's attention to the little weasel's MO before he becomes a problem. twat. :moon: as for emoga, who knows?
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ascunt? oh aye. just doing my civic duty by drawing soph's attention to the little weasel's MO before he becomes a problem. twat. :moon: as for emoga, who cares?
fixed.
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ascunt? oh aye. just doing my civic duty by drawing soph's attention to the little weasel's MO before he becomes a problem. twat. :moon: as for emoga, who knows?
but you have altered posts, and gone on a witch-hunt, damaging peoples good name....says he.
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you called?
:witch1:
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i rang.
a wing wong.
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a witch watch?
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a witch watch?
does your witch watch read that it is the witching hour?
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i'm too much of a witch to wear a watch - i send them mental, within weeks. days, sometimes, even. :(
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watches? really?
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yep. even my digital alarm clock gains. i have some sort of weird electromagnetic thing going on, apparently.
:angel:
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dunc, why don't i ever catch you flirting with any of the girls here, on the board?
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cos I generally don't? I guess I don't see a point in flirting with someone if I don't actually see them as a potential fuck - folk here are scattered all over the place and cybersex does nowt for me. I've been on a site before (with PI) where I did flirt with female members cos the chance of a real meetup was there. otherwise, I can't be bothered - its like dirty smalltalk, and thus hard going for me - I usually do my sex talk with other body parts. :eyebrows:.
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cos I generally don't? I guess I don't see a point in flirting with someone if I don't actually see them as a potential fuck - folk here are scattered all over the place and cybersex does nowt for me. I've been on a site before (with PI) where I did flirt with female members cos the chance of a real meetup was there. otherwise, I can't be bothered - its like dirty smalltalk, and thus hard going for me - I usually do my sex talk with other body parts. :eyebrows:.
I'm the same myself. Though I haven't had the pleasure of flirting with other people along with my girlfriend (yet).
I need a girl first.
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
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depends. I'm not especially fond of strip lights cos they flicker like fuck when they've got too old, and working under them gives me a dull headache. the compact fluorescents like energy saving bulbs are ok though.
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cos I generally don't? I guess I don't see a point in flirting with someone if I don't actually see them as a potential fuck - folk here are scattered all over the place and cybersex does nowt for me. I've been on a site before (with PI) where I did flirt with female members cos the chance of a real meetup was there. otherwise, I can't be bothered - its like dirty smalltalk, and thus hard going for me - I usually do my sex talk with other body parts. :eyebrows:.
you are a real cocksman.
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depends. I'm not especially fond of strip lights cos they flicker like fuck when they've got too old, and working under them gives me a dull headache. the compact fluorescents like energy saving bulbs are ok though.
How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?
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I never considered the energy saving bulbs- weird that those don't bother me, but the strip ones do. ???
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How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?
the little ones don't. I notice the strip lights in the cellar hum when they're switched on but I dont give it much thought.
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Are you ever going to rename your thread now Mcjagger can't do it for you? :laugh:
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I suppose I should. :laugh:
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Do you miss having your thread given different titles now?
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yeah. we need some badly behaved staff again. >:D
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so my six month lab test revealed that i had no little swimmers in my ejaculation.
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so my six month lab test revealed that i had no little swimmers in my ejaculation.
:woohoo: So you're a confirmed jaffa now? :laugh:
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so my six month lab test revealed that i had no little swimmers in my ejaculation.
:woohoo: So you're a confirmed jaffa now? :laugh:
what is a jaffa?
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Must be English slang- a jaffa orange is seedless, so those that are firing blanks are called jaffas. :laugh:
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well, i wass thinking about hiring myself out to a couple of lipstick lesbians that want to have a baby. :laugh:
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well, i wass thinking about hiring myself out to a couple of lipstick lesbians that want to have a baby. :laugh:
Too late now- besides I think they'd probably prefer a turkey baster job. :laugh:
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What do you think of this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxQFXpc2VM&mode=related&search=
?
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argh, its 23 minutes mate. I'll have a skeg later when I get time and let you know.
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You wrote in another thread that you were optimistic about today. I am curious. What happened?
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I'm in a doing things frame of mind, and hoping I can get as much done today as I'd like. Usually I get thwarted cos I get knackered.
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please click this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92f69aLCf0
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please click this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92f69aLCf0
:laugh:
:plus:
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please click this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92f69aLCf0
only two minutes.
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:yawn:
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I found out recently you were banned on WP. How come?
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For publicly telling Alex a few home truths. the boy king isn't fond of criticism.
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For publicly telling Alex a few home truths. the boy king isn't fond of criticism.
Aww, did he poo his nappies?
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probably.
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I heard rumors that you were the co-founder of
WP. Any truth to these?
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For publicly telling Alex a few home truths. the boy king isn't fond of criticism.
What were they?
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I heard rumors that you were the co-founder of
WP. Any truth to these?
No, its a bit off base - Dan Grover was the lad who co-founded WP with Planky. He quickly backed off from taking any active role in the site and left Alex to it - Alex worked with Amy (AFF) for a couple of months until she left to start AFF - I joined the site at this time. I was modded in December '04 during a bitter row with a couple of AFF aligned members, and became co-admin with Alex in the New Year, running the boards while he focused on his school work and 'making the site cooler/bigger/more popular than AFF/etc'. PI also joined as a (very active) mod and worked her AAARRSE!! off (including getting the chat room out of stagnation, running regular chat nights etc) until quitting so she didn't have to deal with Alex's bullshit. I was burnt out and pissed off dealing with Alex by June/July and stepped down, leaving completely for a while before returning briefly as a mod in the autumn to help friends out (Mockingbird and Vetivert). I quit in disgust at Alex's opportunistic handling of the Will Freund fiasco, and stopped posting, instead making The Drivel and hanging out there, and later at The Neurolands and OTS.
For publicly telling Alex a few home truths. the boy king isn't fond of criticism.
What were they?
I returned to pass comment on his actions in reading Vetivert's PMs and harassing/banning Mockingbird/Ghotistix and other members who were posting on the newly launched OTS in Feb/March last year. I had already privately slagged him for his behaviour towards his staff and advised him to get some help sorting his people skills out before resigning as mod, but did it publicly and angrily. So my banning was not exactly a shock, just part of the wave of bannings at that time. The little fucker also accused me of hacking the site, which I had no part in. ::)
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Is your real name Duncvis? If so, it quite unusual. Where does it originate?
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no, it isn't. Its a nickname which originated at uni - me and a friend were in the same lectures as a Malaysian lass who had totally quifftastic Elvis hair, which amused us no end and provoked many a homage to the King. So we became Jimvis and Duncvis in tribute. 8)
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Have any book recommendations for me? I might take another trip down at the library at some point.
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Check out anything from Michael Moorcock's Eternal Champion series. Also Robert Rankin is fucking hilarious, and if you haven't read anything by Clive Barker, you should.
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i've got loads of barker, pea, if you want a borrow.
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which is your favourite? I like Galilee. Weaveworld and Imajica are fucking great as well.
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weaveworld and imajica, and i'm partial to the one hellraiser was based on. oh, and the great and secret show. oh, and his last kids' book thing was good, too.
er...
shut up, witchy.
:laugh:
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i've got loads of barker, pea, if you want a borrow.
Do you have Cabal at all?
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yep. ready and waiting for you. ;D
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no, it isn't. Its a nickname which originated at uni - me and a friend were in the same lectures as a Malaysian lass who had totally quifftastic Elvis hair, which amused us no end and provoked many a homage to the King. So we became Jimvis and Duncvis in tribute. 8)
:laugh: Which Uni was this at?
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Bradford.
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Bradford has a high Asian population, as in Indian and Pakistani, don't it?. I remember in the film 'East is East' the sign for Bradford was changed to Brad-istan. Ha. Is that where ADF hail from?
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No, ADF aren't from Bradford. Fun-Da-Mental are though.
And yeah, Bradford has West Indians, settled Italian, Polish, Ukrainian and Hungarian communities, fuckloads of Irish descent, Indians, Afghanis, Bangladeshis, and the largest Pakistani community outside Asia, mainly from Mirpur. The food rocks. :thumbup:
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No, ADF aren't from Bradford. Fun-Da-Mental are though.
And yeah, Bradford has West Indians, settled Italian, Polish, Ukrainian and Hungarian communities, fuckloads of Irish descent, Indians, Afghanis, Bangladeshis, and the largest Pakistani community outside Asia, mainly from Mirpur. The food rocks. :thumbup:
Thats cool. Sounds like the food would rock for sure! This place is turning into a bit of a melting pot. Lots from Eastern Europe and China especially.
Fun-Da-Mental are they simular in style to ADF then?
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Kind of, yeah. Fun-Da-Mental have a more overt anarchistic political stance, but its basically hip-hop with an Asian twist. ADF are better though, I particularly like Community Music. 8)
I'm enjoying the new wave of Eastern European migrants cos the shops are full of Polish beer and munchies, and the lasses are much less scary looking than a lot of the locals - no tattooed knuckles lol.
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Yeah Community Music is a good album. I liked Rafi as well. Lost track of the band lately though.
Yeah the ACAB tats and sovereigns is not a good look. Hopefully the Sultry Polish ladies will avoid it!
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What's your first impressions of the Nintendo Wii? Will it keep your tykes away from your PC?
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First impression - expensive, and not offering me anything in particular - I have loads of Xbox games I haven't played nearly enough yet. The kids already have a Playstation and a GameCube so they can whistle. They want a DS though, so they will have to see what Santa brings em.
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First impression - expensive, and not offering me anything in particular - I have loads of Xbox games I haven't played nearly enough yet. The kids already have a Playstation and a GameCube so they can whistle. They want a DS though, so they will have to see what Santa brings em.
True, though it's nowhere near as bad as what the PS3 and XBox 360 are currently offering.
I like to bowl with my motion sensor remote. Pretty soon there will be a new function where it will scratch my nuts.
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Can Dunc Dunk?
Can Dunc can-can?
Can Dunc Dunc in Donuts?
Dunc can.
Is Dunc Drunk?
Yes, Dunc vis Drunk. :P
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:clap:
:plus: for generating the mental image of me attempting to do the can-can.
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You seem like a decent chap. Apart from arsing about on here, what do you like to do for fun?
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Depends how much time and energy I've got. I've started fell walking for fun and weight loss, which has become something of a new obsession - seems daft not to with the glorious South Pennines on the doorstep. I like me beer, though like you I've had to cut back a fair bit. By the way if you come across any Copper Dragon brews in your neck of the woods give em a go, its a cracking Skipton brewery. Golden Pippin is particularly spiffing. :beergrin:
I have three barmy kids which occupy a fair chunk of my time, and I'm obsessed with music. Thats about it, though I like maps, geography, history and computing an all. I just don't have time to indulge em all at once. :laugh:
Yerself?
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Enjoy the fells. :)
I love Skippy. One of my favourite places. I will let you know if we get any where we are - though over our way we don't tend to get much of that. Likewise, if you ever come across any Bowland beer feel free to check it out. Lurverly. :)
I love maps and geography too. Just looking at where places are, what it must be like to be there, what the language, the people are like. Awesome. I even have a vast list of places I want to go to in my lifetime!
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:clap:
:plus: for generating the mental image of me attempting to do the can-can.
No-shit!
You said you wanted to have a holiday in this guys mind - Me too!
I would need to be tethered, though. I may not want to return.
:laugh:
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I want to be so cool like you, and am intrested in messing all my hardwork up to eat pies like you, you cool person. :laugh:
Which one do you recommend?
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You need pies with a special ingredient.
Abilify...
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and if you're afraid of gaining weight, just have the abilify. :LMAO:
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:clap:
:plus: for generating the mental image of me attempting to do the can-can.
No-shit!
You said you wanted to have a holiday in this guys mind - Me too!
I would need to be tethered, though. I may not want to return.
:laugh:
Sorry Dawg, my head is fully booked up til 2009. You might get a cancellation though!
:laugh:
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Dunc, have you tried Paulaner?
I like it. Interesting taste.
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Which Paulaner (http://www.ratebeer.com/Brewers/paulaner-brauerei-(sch%F6rghuber)/61/) would that be? I don't think so, but if you let me know the style I might know of some others you'd like. :beergrin:
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Paulaner Hefeweissbier. Choice is kind of limited here.
Should have kept this for the drink thread! :P
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No, I haven't. Will have to keep an eye out, I like a good hefe - Scrapheap might have some recommendations an all. Ones I like include Franziskaner Hefe-Weissbier, Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier and (possibly my favourite) Schneider Weisse Original - its a bit darker than the others but a fucking good pint. :beergrin:
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:thumbup: :beergrin:
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so whats new in your life atm, Silent D?
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I had a particularly good tuna salad butty for my dinner. I also met a man who made me look positively tiny - he must have been six foot eight in his socks, and probably weighed about 350 pounds. he had hands like tattooed chickens.
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For 'dinner' meaning lunch or tea?
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'lunch'. tea means tea.
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I had a particularly good tuna salad butty for my dinner. I also met a man who made me look positively tiny - he must have been six foot eight in his socks, and probably weighed about 350 pounds. he had hands like tattooed chickens.
This guy would make you feel like a little kid, then. His name is Leonid Stadnyk and he is 8 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 440 pounds.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-08-08-ukraine-tallest-man_N.htm?csp=34
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'lunch'. tea means tea.
what does coffee mean, then? ???
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I had a particularly good tuna salad butty for my dinner. I also met a man who made me look positively tiny - he must have been six foot eight in his socks, and probably weighed about 350 pounds. he had hands like tattooed chickens.
/trying to picture wtf tattooed chickens look like. ??? :rofl:
'lunch'. tea means tea.
what does coffee mean, then? ???
a beverage prepared from the roasted beans (although they're actually seeds) of species of the Coffea plant.
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I had a particularly good tuna salad butty for my dinner. I also met a man who made me look positively tiny - he must have been six foot eight in his socks, and probably weighed about 350 pounds. he had hands like tattooed chickens.
This guy would make you feel like a little kid, then. His name is Leonid Stadnyk and he is 8 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 440 pounds.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-08-08-ukraine-tallest-man_N.htm?csp=34
If you look at his legs, that poor guy's
in a world of hurt.
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'lunch'. tea means tea.
what does coffee mean, then? ???
Coffee. Tea means tea or tea (the evening meal). People tend not to drink tea with their tea.
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Although they might have a cup of coffee with it. :P
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now you're being weird. :P
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'lunch'. tea means tea.
what does coffee mean, then? ???
Coffee. Tea means tea or tea (the evening meal). People tend not to drink tea with their tea.
fucking peasant. :smarty:
tea is between 16.00 and 17.00, and OF COURSE it includes tea, the beverage. ::)
good gods, am i surrounded by proles? :'(
:laugh:
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is it mandatory to drink your tea between 16 and 17, if you are a brit? and are exceptions made for foreigners?
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tea the meal, not the beverage. ::)
honestly, sometimes i despair.
however, you could be granted a special dispensation, i expect, being a lowly foreigner. but one can drink tea at any time of the day.
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Yes I do, the special pie will have a naked woman jump out. Fuck the pie :laugh:
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er...
any particular post you're replying to, Random Boy?
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:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:
the tea post, obviously.
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i can't get the image of flo fucking a pie out of my head!
:bigcry:
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Yeah that is a scarier version of the scene from American Pie, but I imagine Flo with the bad haircut humping the pie.
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/dies
i was trying NOT to include The HairDon't.
:LMAO:
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Actually I am getting sick of the lack of hair, even though I am far away from lack of hair. I am think about not trying to do that again.
Odeon, I was refering to the question about pies.
Actually Dunc might of messed up, as I was not concrete enough.
I was putting it meanly, but I was asking him what is favorite kind of pie was.
He did not answer my question.
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Actually I am getting sick of the lack of hair, even though I am far away from lack of hair.
priceless. :LMAO:
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'lunch'. tea means tea.
what does coffee mean, then? ???
Coffee. Tea means tea or tea (the evening meal). People tend not to drink tea with their tea.
fucking peasant. :smarty:
tea is between 16.00 and 17.00, and OF COURSE it includes tea, the beverage. ::)
good gods, am i surrounded by proles? :'(
:laugh:
We're Northerners, and tea is at 6. Pimms drinking Southern jessie :P
Actually I am getting sick of the lack of hair, even though I am far away from lack of hair. I am think about not trying to do that again.
Odeon, I was refering to the question about pies.
Actually Dunc might of messed up, as I was not concrete enough.
I was putting it meanly, but I was asking him what is favorite kind of pie was.
He did not answer my question.
No, you asked me what kind of pie I would recommend, ginseng boy. If you had asked me what my favourite kind of pie was (by the way, phrasing a question correctly isn't being 'concrete' or 'literal', its being 'communicative' or 'literate'), I would tell you that nowt beats a fresh pork pie from a traditional Northern butcher's shop, still warm. Mushy peas optional.
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Aye. And the traditional way to have it if it's a warm day and you're really hungry is to pick it up and eat it outside the butchers shop where they can see you.
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'lunch'. tea means tea.
what does coffee mean, then? ???
Coffee. Tea means tea or tea (the evening meal). People tend not to drink tea with their tea.
fucking peasant. :smarty:
tea is between 16.00 and 17.00, and OF COURSE it includes tea, the beverage. ::)
good gods, am i surrounded by proles? :'(
:laugh:
We're Northerners, and tea is at 6. Pimms drinking Southern jessie :P
yep, that's me, she said, happily. :smarty:
(i need a posh smiley. :laugh: )
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Excuses excuses. There is time when I don't make fun, like when people are seriously hurt.
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Pork pies, is that your favorite food?
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A good pork pie is one of them, yep.
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Pork pies, is that your favorite food?
Or sex toy?
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waste of a warm pie. :laugh:
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Have you ever had any Dark IPA's ??
What is your opinion about Barelywine??
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Have you ever had any Dark IPA's ??
sounds like a contradiction in terms. IDA, perhaps? never had one anyway. :scratchhead:
What is your opinion about Barelywine??
I don't have one. The only readily available one here is Gold Label, which I've never tried (as it strikes me as being most likely minging) - I'd like to try a good one as I like strong English and Scotch Ales though. :glug:
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Whats the meaning of life Dunc?
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42?
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42?
Correct!
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42?
Correct!
so since i'm 42, i must be the meaning of life? :P
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you'd think so, wouldn't you? :smarty:
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i was hoping i would. oh well... :-\
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you're already part of the axis of Evil. what more do you want?
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you're already part of the axis of Evil. what more do you want?
some cash, a job, and a newer computer.
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me too. our world domination plot has a way to go I think. :-\
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you're already part of the axis of Evil. what more do you want?
some cash, a job, and a newer computer.
AHEM !!!
/taps foot...
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you're already part of the axis of Evil. what more do you want?
some cash, a job, and a newer computer.
AHEM !!!
/taps foot...
you certainly need a newer computer. :D oh, and cash, and a job.
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grrrrrrrrr.
if you're going to be like that... :evillaugh:
and a new boyfriend. you forgot that one. :P
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oops. :-[
and you, my love. of course. ;D
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::)
i may forgive you. on the other hand, i may just infuriate you for the rest of the night. :evillaugh:
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you're already part of the axis of Evil. what more do you want?
some cash, a job, and a newer computer.
If I join the axis of evil, can I get these?
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you can wish. :laugh:
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Why not the triumvirate? It's better.
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which triumvirate is that? :P
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which triumvirate is that? :P
Oh, I don't know: three people from I2, scheming in the name of evil?
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There were multiple triumvirates,
at the end of the Republic.
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how's the cold, o sickly creature? she said, solicitously.
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cough, cough, grumble, he said crankily.
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olbas, olbas, hankie, she said, therapeutically.
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doesn't do much for chills though. :( strepsils are ok for inside head nastiness but ta anyway :)
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head nastiness? get a guillotine. you'll never have a snotty nose again.
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i was hoping for a less permanent remedy. :P
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softie northern lightweight. :smarty:
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Have you ever had any Dark IPA's ??
sounds like a contradiction in terms. IDA, perhaps? never had one anyway. :scratchhead:
What is your opinion about Barelywine??
I don't have one. The only readily available one here is Gold Label, which I've never tried (as it strikes me as being most likely minging) - I'd like to try a good one as I like strong English and Scotch Ales though. :glug:
Sorry I didn't get back to this one sooner, but in case you thought I smoked a bad batch of crack cocaine, here's what I was asking about.
Stone 11th Aniversary Ale (http://beerpal.com/Stone-11th-Anniversary-Ale-Beer/28130/) Technicaly, a strong ale, but the brewer calls it a black IPA and it sure tastes like one!!! hoppy as all fuck!!!
This is the brewery that brews Arrogant Bastard Ale (http://beerpal.com/Stone-Arrogant-Bastard-Beer/9615/) Have you ever seen it in England??
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I haven't seen any Stone brews over here but I will have to look out for 11th anniversary, it looks interesting as fuck. :beergrin:
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I smoked a bad batch of crack cocaine
'Splains some things. >:D
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Did I miss anything in the last couple of days?
I've been working like a slave and visiting with an ancient progeny, who stayed an extra day.
Life is good.
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What's the craic Dunc? Who's your new avie?
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Did I miss anything in the last couple of days?
I've been working like a slave and visiting with an ancient progeny, who stayed an extra day.
Life is good.
Not a lot Dawg. Have been full of Ye British October Snot Cooties this week and have been coughing myself to pieces. And attempting to drink them back into a coherent mass again. Glad you is doing well matey :thumbup:
What's the craic Dunc? Who's your new avie?
That, my Irish amigo, is a MANGO. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/) <<---CLICKY for mango related hi-jinks, and a guest appearance from Teh Pope
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Did I miss anything in the last couple of days?
I've been working like a slave and visiting with an ancient progeny, who stayed an extra day.
Life is good.
Not a lot Dawg. Have been full of Ye British October Snot Cooties this week and have been coughing myself to pieces. And attempting to drink them back into a coherent mass again. Glad you is doing well matey :thumbup:
Sorry about the snot cooties. I'm sure I'll have my turn, soon.
I've not had a drink since Wednesday, but I may correct that, shortly. My mezcal is frozen and ready.
Work put me on over-time in my second week. The wallet will be a bit better fed soon, it seems. Two more payments and the '02 Buick is ours and the only big payment will be the house.
It will be good to really be back on our feet again, instead of juggling the food and fun with the utilities and services.
:D
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Did I miss anything in the last couple of days?
I've been working like a slave and visiting with an ancient progeny, who stayed an extra day.
Life is good.
Not a lot Dawg. Have been full of Ye British October Snot Cooties this week and have been coughing myself to pieces. And attempting to drink them back into a coherent mass again. Glad you is doing well matey :thumbup:
What's the craic Dunc? Who's your new avie?
That, my Irish amigo, is a MANGO. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/) <<---CLICKY for mango related hi-jinks, and a guest appearance from Teh Pope
That's Mango!! :yikes:
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So you drink a lot of different beers and ale are any of them exported to the US or are they all of the more local variety?
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Some of them are exported, but I gather from the reviews some don't travel well. British beers worth checking out if you spot them include almost anything by Shepherd Neame, Timothy Taylor's Landlord, Black Sheep, Theakston's, Worthington's White Shield, and a fair few of Thwaites' beers.
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I'll look next time I go thanks :)
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Also, English blonde beers are often worth checking out in the summer - they tend be pretty hoppy (sometimes including Cascade/Amarillo or other US hop types), pale and have a citric, refreshing character. A few favourites of mine in the style - Hopback Summer Lightning, Springhead Roaring Meg, and from north of the Border you can't beat Harviestoun Bitter & Twisted - just 4.2% abv but what a flavour! That one's well worth tracking down.
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Hey, I only just noticed that your ask away thread reached 69 pages- any ideas how we could celebrate that fact? :eyebrows:
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/me whispers rude suggestion in PI's ear :eyebrows:
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we're all looking forward to a full report, later. :P
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if you had to drink only 1 beer for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
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That's hard. To be a beer for all seasons, it'll need to be medium strength, aromatic/hoppy, characterful, with some maltiness in the mouth but not too heavy. If I can have but one beer, I therefore choose:
Shepherd Neame Late Red
(http://www.shepherd-neame.co.uk/beers/images/20.jpg)
(You can take that as a recommendation)
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Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?
Will Self was one pompous wanker.
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Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?
Will Self was one pompous wanker.
Was it any good Pea? How's Karl doing these days?
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Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?
Will Self was one pompous wanker.
Was it any good Pea? How's Karl doing these days?
I thought it was pretty good. Germaine Queer and David Icke seemed to have given him a warm reception. Professor Heinz quickly lost his patience with Karl when he proffered his explanation that the human brain evolved thanks to alien intervention. The Professor asked for proof and Karl replied that the UFO Spaceships were enough. Will Self was really spiteful towards Karl when he chose to be a satisfied pig than a dissatisfied Socrates. For someone who's an esteemed (an overstatement on my part?) journalist and novelist, he was a miserable wanker of a former crack addict.
If you wanna know how Karl is doing, check out his website. Don't understand why you're asking me for.
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If you really wanted alcohol, and the last drop on earth was poision enough to kill you, would you do it?
Where do you work at?
Oh yeah, my f u c k n rent is $26 a month, finally I can pay all the owed bills and get out of this f u c k town. Authority figures do drugs when they themselves say not to. I could say who, but it would not be safe if I said so.
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Since when did Dunc asked about your private life?
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Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?
Will Self was one pompous wanker.
Was it any good Pea? How's Karl doing these days?
I thought it was pretty good. Germaine Queer and David Icke seemed to have given him a warm reception. Professor Heinz quickly lost his patience with Karl when he proffered his explanation that the human brain evolved thanks to alien intervention. The Professor asked for proof and Karl replied that the UFO Spaceships were enough. Will Self was really spiteful towards Karl when he chose to be a satisfied pig than a dissatisfied Socrates. For someone who's an esteemed (an overstatement on my part?) journalist and novelist, he was a miserable wanker of a former crack addict.
If you wanna know how Karl is doing, check out his website. Don't understand why you're asking me for.
I didnt mean literally 'how's he doing?' but just in relation to the programme.
Sounds good anyway. Must check it out. :laugh:
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Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?
Will Self was one pompous wanker.
Nope. And Will Self usually is a fucking assclown.
If you really wanted alcohol, and the last drop on earth was poision enough to kill you, would you do it?
Er, no.
Where do you work at?
Home mostly. I'm not in paid employment at present.
Oh yeah, my f u c k n rent is $26 a month, finally I can pay all the owed bills and get out of this f u c k town. Authority figures do drugs when they themselves say not to. I could say who, but it would not be safe if I said so.
They sorted the rent out? Good. Get yerself straightened up with em then, it takes some pressure off knowing the bills have been covered.
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will self is mainly a knob. and he's a heroin addict, not crack, pea. well, he was, anyway - dunno if he still is.
sadly, he was disgustingly funny on "have i got news for you". i tried to find him a prat, but he really was very amusing. grrr.
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Aren't we lucky :laugh:
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Aren't we lucky :laugh:
Mostly. Oi'm a happy camper! :dance:
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If you really wanted alcohol, and the last drop on earth was poision enough to kill you, would you do it?
Where do you work at?
Oh yeah, my f u c k n rent is $26 a month, finally I can pay all the owed bills and get out of this f u c k town. Authority figures do drugs when they themselves say not to. I could say who, but it would not be safe if I said so.
Your rent is $26 a month, that is highway robbery.
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:finger: :finger: :finger:
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Your rent is $26 a month, that is highway robbery.
'Tis a quality box.
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:finger: :finger: :finger:
A quality submission there. Does your keyboard have extra big letters?
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:finger: :finger: :finger:
A quality submission there. Does your keyboard have extra big letters?
He has each key mapped to a word, given the extent of his vocab on here...
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Sniffies gone, yet?
My daughter seems to be getting them. This usually means that we will all have them within a couple of weeks.
Another reason to loathe winter.
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pretty much mate. still croaky but most of the snot and shivers have departed thank fuck. :)
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Vitamin D helps during the winter, as the lower amounts of sunlight actually decreases immune system.
/me recommends 1000iu d minimum for Dunc.
If I were you, I would make best use of my time and do some intense training. That is one of the nice things about not having to work, you have all day to train. Housing authority pays my rent, and because I am in a jam, they let me off easy with my share of the rent. That is what tends to happen to me when I am selfactualizing. I have to be f u c k n nice to everyone and behave in general, and after all the guff, something good happens. Certain people who say they hate me, actually call me up on the phone and say I love you two times, and demand my attention.
Have you ever got into a bar fight?
You like to listen to prank calls?
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I saw one of your wife's posts about tv links being shut down. Is your guys' son diagnosed with AS too?
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Yes. our older son was diagnosed with AS when he was 5, our younger son is still awaiting formal assessment but he's clearly on the autism spectrum.
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Have you got rid of the 'ghey' emoticons yet? Some of my school buddies have turned out to be queer and i suspect theres more to peeguys virginity than he's letting on so im mildly offended.
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Have you got rid of the 'ghey' emoticons yet? Some of my school buddies have turned out to be queer and i suspect theres more to peeguys virginity than he's letting on so im mildly offended.
By the time it's November, Eamonn, I'll be the one who's absent from this site for a change: I'll be abseiling, learning first-aid, be in the newspapers -- everything.
Why? I'm taking part in the Prince's Trust team programme. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Enjoy these responses while they last because that will be the last thing you'll hear from me.
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Have you got rid of the 'ghey' emoticons yet? Some of my school buddies have turned out to be queer and i suspect theres more to peeguys virginity than he's letting on so im mildly offended.
By the time it's November, Eamonn, I'll be the one who's absent from this site for a change: I'll be abseiling, learning first-aids, be in the newspapers -- everything.
Why? I'm taking part in the Prince's Trust team programme. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Enjoy these responses while they last because that will be the last thing you'll hear from me.
Im genuinely jealous. Sounds cool , i've always wanted to go abseiling and wouldnt mind learning first aid. Have been in the papers before though.
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Have you got rid of the 'ghey' emoticons yet? Some of my school buddies have turned out to be queer and i suspect theres more to peeguys virginity than he's letting on so im mildly offended.
By the time it's November, Eamonn, I'll be the one who's absent from this site for a change: I'll be abseiling, learning first-aids, be in the newspapers -- everything.
Why? I'm taking part in the Prince's Trust team programme. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Enjoy these responses while they last because that will be the last thing you'll hear from me.
Im genuinely jealous. Sounds cool , i've always wanted to go abseiling and wouldnt mind learning first aid. Have been in the papers before though.
As what? The Benefits Cheat? LOL.
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Have you got rid of the 'ghey' emoticons yet? Some of my school buddies have turned out to be queer and i suspect theres more to peeguys virginity than he's letting on so im mildly offended.
By the time it's November, Eamonn, I'll be the one who's absent from this site for a change: I'll be abseiling, learning first-aids, be in the newspapers -- everything.
Why? I'm taking part in the Prince's Trust team programme. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Enjoy these responses while they last because that will be the last thing you'll hear from me.
Im genuinely jealous. Sounds cool , i've always wanted to go abseiling and wouldnt mind learning first aid. Have been in the papers before though.
As what? The Benefits Cheat? LOL.
As a rebel who turned up for first year of a school that was supposed to be closed down. Me mum was part of the Save our school (sos) action group.
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Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
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Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
I don't know but if they do, I'm looking for an invite.
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DAMN IT, now I'm hungry for a good hamburger! :grrr:
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What do you like most about me?
What do you like least about me?
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What do you like most about me?
you're sometimes amusing.
What do you like least about me?
that you feel the need to ask everyone what they think of you. why do you care?
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that you feel the need to ask everyone what they think of you. why do you care?
He's probably depressed and needs reassurance from strangers.
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Dunc, what you do you think about me? Do you love me?
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Dunc, what you do you think about me? Do you love me?
you know I do. Now bend over. *lubes up*
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Dunc, what you do you think about me? Do you love me?
you know I do. Now bend over. *lubes up*
Save some for PI, you know she's going to want a cut of this action!! :eyebrows:
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she can have sloppy seconds. :eyebrows:
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she can have sloppy seconds. :eyebrows:
I dunno Dunc, if she's in the "MOOD", she may rip thru the two of you like a tornado thru a cornfield! :eyebrows:
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I'm a big boy. I can take the heat. >:D
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Ah, the benefits of being a sex god. I shall descend unto the secret altar room and make suitable offerings to both you and PI! :-*
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Dunc, what do you think about gay sex? do you love it?
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I'm a big boy. I can take the heat. >:D
I'm scared...
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Dunc, what do you think about gay sex? do you love it?
can't say I've ever had it. I've no real objection in principle other than not really fancying blokes (other than peaguy, obviously). And I'm a huge fan of female gay sex.... especially if I can watch.
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I'm a big boy. I can take the heat. >:D
I'm scared...
Don't worry. I'll be gentle.
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I'm a big boy. I can take the heat. >:D
I'm scared...
Don't worry. I'll be gentle.
I'd better go and get Milla and PI..........now!!!!
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Dunc, what do you think about gay sex? do you love it?
can't say I've ever had it. I've no real objection in principle other than not really fancying blokes (other than peaguy, obviously). And I'm a huge fan of female gay sex.... especially if I can watch.
Having a hard on while watching is even better. It makes you feel like an esteemed aristocrat surrounded by horny wenches.
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the hard-on goes without saying. :lol:
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yay! you now have 1000 karma (courtesy of me - you can pay me later)!
:woohoo:
:party:
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woo. ta.
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did you know you have competition now, Mr. Main Moon? :P
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The moon cares not about such things.
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The moon cares not about such things.
:laugh:
Tha Main Moon is the name of a Chinese restaurant that I like.
Do you have any Main Moon Chinese restaurants where you live?
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The moon cares not about such things.
You care about a moon-sized Mars Bar, don't you, fatty?
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The moon cares not about such things.
You care about a moon-sized Mars Bar, don't you, fatty?
shut your face pollard. :P
Tha Main Moon is the name of a Chinese restaurant that I like.
Do you have any Main Moon Chinese restaurants where you live?
Not that I know of. If I remember right there's a takeaway called Wan King though. :evillaugh:
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The moon cares not about such things.
the other moon disagrees.
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Thats because its jealous or somfing cos I'm the main moon.
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don't you feel threatened at all?
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No. I'm the moon.
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which one?
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The Main Moon. :laugh:
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oh yeah - dur.
:laugh:
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Oi, fatty -- your Christmas present from moi!
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lol, fuck off. :lol:
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The moon cares not about such things.
:laugh:
Tha Main Moon is the name of a Chinese restaurant that I like.
Do you have any Main Moon Chinese restaurants where you live?
Do you contain lots of chinese food too?
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not currently. but I have been known to.
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Please except my appology, I make mistakes, as I am humanly perfect. I can't quite think when I am tired, no one can. Pretty good job, but sometimes I fuck up. I run out of time here at the libary to, so I can't change what I put. I do remember the next day however, what I said, where it was said, and who I might of hurt because of the above reasons. That tells you its important to me, and not to put on a big show. I only put on a big show for myself, and that leads to less stress for everyone else. I don't workout to attack people, its to my own defense, so lets knock off the shit, ok? This town is full of crazy nuts, so its in my best intrest to be in shape. I have no fairy car either, if my bike suddenly malfuctions 6 miles away from home, guess what? I have to carry it home. I had that happen, it was not fun.
Ah that feels better.
Damn, I should have put something about everyone having their strenghts.
How did that sound? You accept my appology?
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You don't need to apologise to me Randy. I was having a bad day so your prattle annoyed me more than usual. The main thing that seems to get on people's tits is the idea that we need help and that you can help us. the implication there is that you are more functional than the rest of us; however there are folk here with masters degrees and successful careers, decent sex lives, friends - and people who have learned over the years to adapt to their disability. in terms of sortedness, you're still at the lower end so far, so its a little presumptuous to offer help all over the place, don't you think? its good that you're actively trying to be the best randy you can, and confidence is a good thing. but when you get carried away with your flights of fancy it is annoying and I react to it. so forget about it, apology accepted. and I'll try to stop winding you up when I'm bored or in a bad mood ok?
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Ok, I thought that was what it was.
You are welcome to your opinion, but again, I feel I don't need anyone here's help. Listen to me for a second, you may find something useful. I told mom to take abilify, but instead she did say a word about Dr. Robin's recommendation to her doc. I act like her as part of my disorder, but am undercontroll now. We are related in blood, so those are the reasons I suggested she mention abilify to her doc. She got put on meds that made her throw up, have a migrane, and shit her brains out a month later. Should listen encase the person you think is a tard says something useful. Mom called me retard yesterday.
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She is on abilify now, finally.
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good. maybe if her behaviour improves it will have a knock-on effect on your own impulses Randy.
I try to look at the content of what someone is saying, even if I think they're a divvy - occasionally you do say something which makes sense to me. it just gets hard to spot the nuggets of sense in among all the wibbling about herbs and wanking when you do it everywhere. ;)
oh, and you saying you don't need anyone here's help - THAT's my point. do you understand why folk here get pissy about your chatter about black and white aspies and offering help, considering that it annoys you when we do it to you?
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The boyfriend and her were both making fun of each other, about gross stuff. I will spare you the details.
We are cool. :) She is on triple the dose I was, but no invega. I will suggest invega also, hope she listens to the retard. I know she was trying to start trouble, and I said I don't care what you think. I listen more if she calms down and allows herself to process what is going on.
Isn't that normal for someone who has not got sex and who has been obessively preparing for such?
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Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
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Bastard, took the words right out of my mouth :laugh:
/me thinks about a sexual joke with the eye of beholder.
Can you come up with one?
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Bastard, took the words right out of my mouth :laugh:
/me thinks about a sexual joke with the eye of beholder.
Can you come up with one?
If you cum up with one, it might well end up in the eye of the beholder... :eyebrows:
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If you cum up with one, it might well end up in the eye of the beholder... :eyebrows:
:laugh: :plus:
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Bastard, took the words right out of my mouth :laugh:
/me thinks about a sexual joke with the eye of beholder.
Can you come up with one?
If you cum up with one, it might well end up in the eye of the beholder... :eyebrows:
Bootie is in the eye of the 'he scold her' :P
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I find it odd that Randy tells his mum to take Abilify but he stopped taking it himself when it was doing him some good.
???
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I find it odd that Randy tells his mum to take Abilify but he stopped taking it himself when it was doing him some good.
???
It is odd, isn't it?
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if abilify by proxy will help randy's trauma disorder, its all good.
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Well, you can't tell me how I feel, I did not feel any better on those meds, that is why they upped to 10mg. Then they added invega, I told him to go fuck himself, and rudely just didn't show up for my appointment. I never took the invega, so you can't say if it worked or not, we don't know if the dose was way too low or enough because I just went awol. I think on that day when I was taking the meds, I was trying hard not to fuck around. Today I was going to appologize, I mean its been many months now, since that appointement. I thankyou for your concern, but I am fine. For some reason or another, I can now pay attention now to the fact that I am in a gruppy mood because someone triggered me, and I was not paying attention at very moment who pissed me off. The mood is the thing that is bad before I start trying to defend myself with what you call mania, its the thing that is constant, the thing that if I adjust. I also noticed recently that I can now pay attention to triggers as they happen, and gain further controll. Trying to stay positive further increases controll, and everyone needs to do that for their mental health. I told my therapis the same things, and he said ok, as in that will work. I still see him so he can do more therapies with me, but untill he finishes everything will be fine. Shore case worker, Alan, said it himself, you don't have to act bipolar, there are better ways to cope with trauma.
Lets not get carried away here, as long as I am not bothering you, then lets just keep this thread about its creator, Dunc. Doesn't that sound fair to you?, it is after all a thread about him. Lets please do Dunc some respect and take it elsewhere if necessary, and with some tact, I am more likely to listen. A please and a thankyou are good starters.
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A Xmas card is being sent to you and the missus, big boy. :eyebrows:
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got it this morning. cheeers. ;D
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Don't you want to sail?
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I'm the moon.
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got it this morning. cheeers. ;D
Shit. That was fast.
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got it this morning. cheeers. ;D
Shit. That was fast.
Did you shit in the envelope?
A little Xmas log for Dunc. lol
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Did you shit in his stocking, a little lump of coal for him :laugh:
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Would you like to help me with something, for the women?
I see too many jackass with girlfriends and wives who do a shitty job. Its fuckn irritating, but I don't want to start physical fightes. I need good men, not in a gay way. You workingout again? I just want to cause trouble for those fuckn men by eatting properly, workingout, try to be, trying to be perfect in general, and steal their bitches, not really. Just make them straighten up. Get them going. My mom's bf is an ass.
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i have no idea what you want me to do, randy. ???
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I think by you trying to really be someone, you can provoke other men to do so. There is too many rotten boyfriends, this is partly the reason I do all the work I am doing. The wives/girlfriends may say something, and it may drive their men to give what they are supposed to. I bet if you did such a selfless thing, your wife would be turned on. I am doing it for my gf, and each time I think about having sweets, rare are those times, I think about those poor people. Both the bf and gf are poor, because ounce you get the bf/husband to move up, they find its just better. I am trying to get others to self actualize also, that is part of self actualization. Everytime I went in that direction, I just got happier, and more fuctional.
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I really am someone. and my wife already knows that. thanks anyway.
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Are you doing you best in everything you do, constantly striving for better? I am glad to see you knocked off the alcohol :plus:
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Are you doing you best in everything you do, constantly striving for better? I am glad to see you knocked off the alcohol :plus:
He makes more sense with alcohol than you do! ::)
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I'm generally pretty coherent anyway. I've never tried posting under the influence of pot pourri, mind you.
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I'm generally pretty coherent anyway. I've never tried posting under the influence of pot pourri, mind you.
ROFL. pot pourri. just needed a word for Randy's Remedies. :plus:
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I'm generally pretty coherent anyway. I've never tried posting under the influence of pot pourri, mind you.
Smoke inhalation can do some wierd things to your brain! :P
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My mom's bf is an ass.
Aren't YOU her bf?
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I still wish you have a merry christmas, even though you a real dick sometimes.
I liked your joke about the eye of the beholder. I do laugh even ifs against me.
Plus one.
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Your avitar looks dumb, no offense.
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What looks like incoherence is me trying to defend against triggering a traumatic memory, I have so many of them, that is what happens. The perceptual defense is going down, that can be a pain in the ass.
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incoherence is also in the eye of the beholder, unfortunately. the avatar is a character from a TV show, The Mighty Boosh (as was the moon I had before). and a merry christmas to you too randy, even if you are an annoying get. :dankesh:
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Shouldn't that be spelled 'git'?
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in these parts its 'get'.
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Hokay.
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Thanks Dunc, annoying is talent that takes work :laugh:
Humour also. I did know I was so good at it till I got into Westerly high school lynx program. Its seperate from regular school, and includes a clinical social worker for support. Once I was in a supportive environment, where I had chance to think about what is really bothering me, I found I had a talent. It needed exercising though. I was making comments about missing screws for a door, and saying your screwed. The teachers didn't like that, but I didn't care. They think I didn't know any better, but I was more selfish, I just didn't care. Then I said something about christopher columbus's three ships, and one being the punta or whatever. I didn't have any clue what I just said, but it sounded funny. They said I did, but I honestly didn't.
Dunc, ginger is good for sperm motility and counts. It significantly raises those. I just happened to come across that in my reading, and I said to my self, oh, is that why it does that to me?
Its cheap ginseng.
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sperm count and motility is something I don't need Randy... I've been sterilised. :rofl:
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So what, its makes a good fuck, and its antioxidant rich. Ginger is a good source of slica for healing scars. Silca strengthens hair also, like chamomile.
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What is motility?
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how well your lads can swim. :eyebrows:
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When I put them in water,
they get all stringy and weird,
so they must be lousy at it.
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just as well considering you hate kids.
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motility is a laxative. :laugh:
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Who says?
I viewed my mom's parenting as cruel and unusual punishment, but after some personal devolpement, I feel the bipolar BS was not that bad. It does take two to tango with trauma. I have been taking the time to come with novel ways of dealing with her, and I use them elsewhere to. I amaze myself. I want a few of my own, I am very curious. If I can can teach them good enough, I will have them come on here and agravate the fuck out of intensity members. They will all be perfect angels offline, just like me. That means working out and shit.
True, ginger has that affect, sorta.
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Dunc, what is your favourite KMFDM album? I have Angst but that is all I have. I regard it as lucky music because I played it loudly right before I got my driver's licence.
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I like Angst, its a good un. I don't have a favourite, but Nihil, Hau Ruck and Symbols are up there as well.
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I have never herd of any of these songs, I am willing to bet I missing out on something.
I just recently opened a CD by the American Cancer Society's relay for life, and those songs where pretty good, besides bringing a nice boost in mood. The country music was not that bad either. Wow I almost stumbled over bringing and country, yep, I am tired.
Are you totally averse to country music?
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doesn't do much for me, and pop-country makes me barf. I like Johnny Cash in small doses and a bit of steel guitar goes down okay with me.
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I thought that Leven Ramben actor was cute, she listens to Johnny Cash, that is when I first decide to admit I was attracted to women, and was not inert.
That bisexual that was after me didn't seem lilke it had the qualities a woman would want. He was old, but he was saying his six pack was well devolped. It was all so gross. Tell me, at what point would you have punched him, when he mentions skinny dipping, says he wants to meet with you somewhere, or if you were eating at the homeless shelter and he was making perverted comments when I ate a pork chop and banana? I only go once a day because I am far from being homeless, indeed, I have may have an allergy, I would be so screw living there. Usually I don't really eat anything there as it usually has wheat or dairy in it. Its ammo for you when your pissed off at me, but please don't use if for ammo when you get pissed off and fuck up again :laugh:
I wasn't dissing you, just joking around in general.
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I wouldn't have punched him. I'd have just told him he wasn't my type, what with having a cock and all. :P
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I didn't myself, and I told him no.
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I like Angst, its a good un. I don't have a favourite, but Nihil, Hau Ruck and Symbols are up there as well.
Hmm, might have to do a bit of downloading buying.
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:arrr:
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Butt pirate? :laugh:
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Arrr. an you be friggin' in the riggin'. :arrr:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV6R0I2oHKY&feature=related
:zoinks:
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What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
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can't think of anything erotic I've done with a member of my own gender. I don't suppose big sloppy ''yer me best fffuckin mate you are.... I ffuckin love tyou... yer like me brother man' hugs after eight pints of lager count. :P
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No childhood experimentation?
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not other than group flashing at passing trains, and trying to wee on each other. :laugh:
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:laugh:
I can remember target practice,
but never pissing on one another.
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can't think of anything erotic I've done with a member of my own gender. I don't suppose big sloppy ''yer me best fffuckin mate you are.... I ffuckin love tyou... yer like me brother man' hugs after eight pints of lager count. :P
No not unless you grabbed his arse at the same time. :lol:
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Peter getting confused, all the has to do is look at the ask away thread. I can tell, somethings sound like a particular poster.
Why did you change your avitar to "Teh sloth"?
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click for explanation. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=6705.msg324861#msg324861)
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Here's another one: He's a fat, lazy baastard.
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shut it carrot flaps. :zoinks:
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shut it carrot flaps. :zoinks:
That one's original.
Carrot flaps: good one.
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:green:
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click for explanation. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=6705.msg324861#msg324861)
:plus:
For the ad.
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I would say yes to an animal, but I don't trust you. You know how psychotic I am without my abilify, you just diagnosied me every 5 minutes untill the cows cum home.
/me wonders where Dunc's wife is so he can continue sending dirty pm's behind his back :laugh:
kidding. :laugh:
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a chimp would be apt. :zoinks:
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I would say yes to an animal, but I don't trust you. You know how psychotic I am without my abilify, you just diagnosied me every 5 minutes untill the cows cum home.
/me wonders where Dunc's wife is so he can continue sending dirty pm's behind his back :laugh:
kidding. :laugh:
You could do it yourself.
Dunc did.
But, things are changing soon.
I'd've given you a rhino, I think.
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I forgot, without a care in the world. I am still missing words and shit, I don't think the trauma is there so I don't know what that is. Its much better now. Are you confused Dunc? I am not trying to be mean.
I would not mind rhino or monkey, as long as you know I am horny, and I don't care who I hurt reading my nasty posts :laugh:
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frantically wanking chimp it is then.
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Have you ever seen a sloth moving quickly?
They can, when they really have to. :laugh:
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I haven't, but I can move a lot quicker than people expect me to when I have to as well. :orly:
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Monkeys like bananas, I not gay!
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okay. ook ook ook :zoinks:
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You know what would be really funny?, change Carla to a monkey to, that will really piss her off. She wants to suck dick so bad, and make it one of those monkeys with funny colored asses. :laugh:
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you show carla disrespect. I don't like. :STFU:
I'm also fairly sure she doesn't want to suck your dick. unlucky :P
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Doubt much would want the wood.
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:clap:
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:laugh: I don't really want her, if you didn't notice, If I really wanted her, I wouldn't have shown such.
:laugh: Coral living in a fantasy just like mom.
I don't like internet bs, I want a piece of ass, and I wanted if years ago! I am probably not going to bother with stupid internet after Jessica.
Carla is too slow sexually for me anyway.
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Carla is too slow sexually for me anyway.
translation: she's not interested. wank wanky wank wank, wank wank :wanker: :hahaha:
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Carla is too slow sexually for me anyway.
translation: she's not interested. wank wanky wank wank, wank wank :wanker: :hahaha:
Translation, I don't care. I want the real thing, not playing around behind computer screens, and getting drunk. :laugh:
Dunc, what kind of cigarettes used be your favorite?
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I used to roll my own, usual brands were Drum and Golden Virginia. can't say I miss em.
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I used to roll my own, usual brands were Drum and Golden Virginia. can't say I miss em.
Just like me, when I was eating lots of junk, I would get all obessive about the next binge being tasting the best. I would do my own work, and be miticulous. I am not trying to say anything bad about you.
Dunc, if you have not noticed, I eased up on the jokes for Carla. I left out some :laugh:. I really don't mean anything seriously mean, I just want to share the wealth now that my trauma has been lifted. I owned the psychiatrist and my therapist! The guinea pig trauma was the one that needed to be treated, I got that from meditation. I got the mother load, before my therapist, so I feel fine. I never needed abilify, like I said.
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ok.
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Missed your old avatar, mate. :plus:
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Translation, I don't care. I want the real thing, not playing around behind computer screens, and getting drunk. :laugh:
So, uh. How's that working out for you? :lol:
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May I ask WHY you decided to institute elections,
against the clear majority, who thought you should
simply be selecting whatever staff you thought
necessary? It's obvious that those who voted
to close the WC had no faith in democracy,
whatsoever.
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no it isn't. most of them could most likely remember the previous system we had before the wc, which worked okay.we despots made a judgement call to restore it. the wc was a flop, in part because of the voting to fart issue. you and your principles. :clap:
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no it isn't. most of them could most likely remember the previous system we had before the wc, which worked okay.we despots made a judgement call to restore it. the wc was a flop, in part because of the voting to fart issue. you and your principles. :clap:
Even though the previous method was clearly
an option, RECEIVING EXACTLY ZERO VOTES?
I think you ought to give what you offered a chance.
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Nope. Although if I did, you know the first thing I'd do is boot Hadron out, right?
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Nope. Although if I did, you know the first thing I'd do is boot Hadron out, right?
Seems a bit odd that you don't then.
I mean, that IS what the majority wants.
They trusted in your commitment to what
is best for the site, over any other philosophy.
But, they DID specifically, and unanimously reject
the old system. Indeed, the only person who seemed
surprised and disturbed by it, was carla, until you informed
her that the votes of the membership didn't matter, and
we'd be doing things the old way.
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I think a lot of folk still like being able to stand and vote on site issues and for each other (excluding arsewipes who cant be trusted with admin access, anyway). If you want to press the point, feel free to start a poll asking folk if they want to scrap elections. if they do, you were right. if they don't they just didn't want the wc any more. i don't much mind either way, I just prefer it when posting on the site doesn't give me a headache.
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Sounds fair. The menu option was always
a bad way to run things. I'm certain that
those in favor of the WC would have
rather had some democracy.
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how have you been?
have you quit smoking for good?
try any new ales?
get off your fat arse yet?
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how have you been?
mostly shit. yerself?
have you quit smoking for good?
I'd say so, its been 13 months now since I smoked.
try any new ales?
aye, a few. :beergrin:
get off your fat arse yet?
not a lot. see first reply.
hows teh folks? and has there been an inexplicable loss of internets in your corner of socal or summat? :toporly:
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Duncs a quick question. You seem to have a decent idea ofd the ins and outs. A reasonable estimation of people in general and so forth. In the light my question ought to be a simple one.
Is Randy as much of a fuckwit as he demonstrates to us?
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hows teh folks? and has there been an inexplicable loss of internets in your corner of socal or summat?
the folks? do you mean the fockers?
we had to put our x-mas tree in front of the computer cabinet. then i completely forgot about this place.
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Folker?
(http://icons-pe.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/c/CindyInKS/5.jpg)
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Duncs a quick question. You seem to have a decent idea ofd the ins and outs. A reasonable estimation of people in general and so forth. In the light my question ought to be a simple one.
Is Randy as much of a fuckwit as he demonstrates to us?
I can only assume he is less so; if he was only half as delusional, incoherent and dysfunctional as his disturbing, ginseng-fuelled rantings suggest he is, they'd have fitted him for one of those long-sleeved jackets which fasten at the back by now, instead of leaving him half-starved and cycling around town with his arse unwiped babbling about fuckn dandelions.
hows teh folks? and has there been an inexplicable loss of internets in your corner of socal or summat?
the folks? do you mean the fockers?
we had to put our x-mas tree in front of the computer cabinet. then i completely forgot about this place.
I would go nuts with a month of no internet. I have tantrums with the cable company if it goes down for more than a day. :smash:
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Know of a good, non D-Link, ADSL 2+ modem/router combo? I kind of like a Linksys I've been reading about, with N-draft and all that, but then, Netgear actually has a good reputation.
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Not off the top of my head mate - I don't pay much attention to hardware unless I need an upgrade - my slightly dodgy D-Link is still doing its job. I'm poor, you know. :violin:
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I don't have the money either, but the D-Link is being very unreliable and I have to do something. It drops the connection all the time.
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True enough. Internets is one of lifes essentials. :P
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Duncs a quick question. You seem to have a decent idea ofd the ins and outs. A reasonable estimation of people in general and so forth. In the light my question ought to be a simple one.
Is Randy as much of a fuckwit as he demonstrates to us?
I can only assume he is less so; if he was only half as delusional, incoherent and dysfunctional as his disturbing, ginseng-fuelled rantings suggest he is, they'd have fitted him for one of those long-sleeved jackets which fasten at the back by now, instead of leaving him half-starved and cycling around town with his arse unwiped babbling about fuckn dandelions.
hows teh folks? and has there been an inexplicable loss of internets in your corner of socal or summat?
the folks? do you mean the fockers?
we had to put our x-mas tree in front of the computer cabinet. then i completely forgot about this place.
I would go nuts with a month of no internet. I have tantrums with the cable company if it goes down for more than a day. :smash:
I had 2 months of no internet, it was brill as it coincided with exam time. It meant I did some work for once.
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Duncs a quick question. You seem to have a decent idea ofd the ins and outs. A reasonable estimation of people in general and so forth. In the light my question ought to be a simple one.
Is Randy as much of a fuckwit as he demonstrates to us?
I can only assume he is less so; if he was only half as delusional, incoherent and dysfunctional as his disturbing, ginseng-fuelled rantings suggest he is, they'd have fitted him for one of those long-sleeved jackets which fasten at the back by now, instead of leaving him half-starved and cycling around town with his arse unwiped babbling about fuckn dandelions.
:LMAO:
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I recently read, in my american curves magzine, I think a Kentucky study, found vaginal responses to be 169% better after a good workout.
What are your thoughts on that?
You wife should come back, not run away, come back, adapt, and build her self esteem, it won't kill her after all. I find my tolerance went up when I did something like the above. I am tempted to quote Ahayes, here. If it wasn't for me doing what I am supposed to, I am guess I would have dumped Jessica a long time ago.
What are your thoughts on that?
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Did you here of a magic spot, that when properly stimulated, cause an orgasm in a woman? Few guys know about it.
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I recently read, in my american curves magzine, I think a Kentucky study, found vaginal responses to be 169% better after a good workout.
What are your thoughts on that?
not sure. sex can be a good workout anyway. :laugh:
You wife should come back, not run away, come back, adapt, and build her self esteem, it won't kill her after all. I find my tolerance went up when I did something like the above. I am tempted to quote Ahayes, here. If it wasn't for me doing what I am supposed to, I am guess I would have dumped Jessica a long time ago.
What are your thoughts on that?
what on earth are you on about? PI has had enough and decided to go get a life instead. And I seriously wouldn't quote Ahayes if I were you, he's a fuckwit.
Did you here of a magic spot, that when properly stimulated, cause an orgasm in a woman? Few guys know about it.
Yep. It works. ;D
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Did you here of a magic spot, that when properly stimulated, cause an orgasm in a woman? Few guys know about it.
yes - it's called the Brain.
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Did you here of a magic spot, that when properly stimulated, cause an orgasm in a woman? Few guys know about it.
yes - it's called the Brain.
quite. :lol:
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Did you here of a magic spot, that when properly stimulated, cause an orgasm in a woman? Few guys know about it.
yes - it's called the Brain.
quite. :lol:
To quote, "The brain is the biggest sex organ in the body". I don't know who said it, but I agree with it. :eyebrows:
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Did you here of a magic spot, that when properly stimulated, cause an orgasm in a woman? Few guys know about it.
yes - it's called the Brain.
:plus:
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Yes it is really squishy when you stimulate it though. :laugh:
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reminds me of that chapter at the end of "hannibal"!
:LMAO:
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reminds me of that chapter at the end of "hannibal"!
:LMAO:
That brain got stimulated, too.
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reminds me of that chapter at the end of "hannibal"!
:LMAO:
That brain got stimulated, too.
yep - stimulated to the point of dissection. :laugh:
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I suppose that's food for thought. :P
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I suppose that's food for thought. :P
or even thought for food. ;)
:LMAO:
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hhhmmmm, I'm feeling strangely hungry right now, hhhhmmmmmmm, but for what, hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm, time to go to the cupboard.
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hhhmmmm, I'm feeling strangely hungry right now, hhhhmmmmmmm, but for what, hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm, time to go to the cranium.
fixed.
:laugh:
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmm, Brain Food,............. :green:
{begin bad zombie imitation}
AAARRGGHHHH, URRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
ROOOOOAAAAARRRGGGHHH
BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
{END BAD ZOMBIE IMITATION}
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are you still off the sauce, ozy? if so, could you please go back on it.
:evillaugh:
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are you still off the sauce, ozy? if so, could you please go back on it.
:evillaugh:
Already back on, :green: had some sherry last night and will have some more tonite!! 8) I think my brain is destressing after 4 straight days of snow cleaning and the weather hit 52 degrees F today. It felt so fucking good. However, we're on track for a big sloppy wet storm tonite and tomorrow, snow, then sleet, freezing rain and then turning to all rain. Oh well, I'v kinda reached a numb point, where I just shrug and will deal with it as best I can. :P
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Well, you are not as excited as I am, so I have to interpet that as confusion.
Its on her back, the very bottom, not her butt persay.
If PI left for more important things, more power to her, if she left because she wussed out, she needs to work on her issues.
Your still picking on my editing, and Odeon keeps trying to dx me, pathetic! Instead of trying to take cheap shots at me that will not work, I suggest you strive for something better in your offline life.
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Well, you are not as excited as I am, so I have to interpet that as confusion.
Its on her back, the very bottom, not her butt persay.
If PI left for more important things, more power to her, if she left because she wussed out, she needs to work on her issues.
Your still picking on my editing, and Odeon keeps trying to dx me, pathetic! Instead of trying to take cheap shots at me that will not work, I suggest you strive for something better in your offline life.
PI left because she HAS a life, unlike you! :finger: Odeon has a life, unlike you. :finger: I have a life, unlike you! :finger: You pathetic worm. Yes, I am mad and sick and tired of your pathetic rationale about us "disabled" and "pathetic" aspies. YOU MAKE ME SICK! :finger:
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Well, you are not as excited as I am, so I have to interpet that as confusion.
Its on her back, the very bottom, not her butt persay.
If PI left for more important things, more power to her, if she left because she wussed out, she needs to work on her issues.
Your still picking on my editing, and Odeon keeps trying to dx me, pathetic! Instead of trying to take cheap shots at me that will not work, I suggest you strive for something better in your offline life.
:laugh:
Ok, yep, sure. All I do all day is try to make myself a better person, yep, sure is logical that I am pathetic worm. Strive for something better? How about alcohol :laugh: Hmmm... make myself a better person, how about I memorize the dictionary :laugh: The dictonary is everything, its broad SPECTRUM action.
PI left because she HAS a life, unlike you! :finger: Odeon has a life, unlike you. :finger: I have a life, unlike you! :finger: You pathetic worm. Yes, I am mad and sick and tired of your pathetic rationale about us "disabled" and "pathetic" aspies. YOU MAKE ME SICK! :finger:
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Well, you are not as excited as I am, so I have to interpet that as confusion.
Its on her back, the very bottom, not her butt persay.
If PI left for more important things, more power to her, if she left because she wussed out, she needs to work on her issues.
Your still picking on my editing, and Odeon keeps trying to dx me, pathetic! Instead of trying to take cheap shots at me that will not work, I suggest you strive for something better in your offline life.
I do have some comorbids to suggest in addition to the HFA dx you got from the two pros, but I'm not dx'ing you.
Unless, of course, you consider "moron" to be a dx.
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how about "wanker" as a dx? and i mean that literally...
"i'm sorry to have to inform you that you have WOWS, Mr. Flo."
"oh? what's that?"
"it's Wank Oneself Wibbly Syndrome. there is a cure, but you need some sort of IQ for it to work. sorry."
"is it terminal?"
"one lives in hope..."
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:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:
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AH, Dr. Lucifer is in the House. :laugh:
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. :P
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Witch Doctor Lucifer, if you don't mind.
:witch1:
:laugh:
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:witch:
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I have complete confidence in Witch Dr. Lucifer's capabilities! 8) Dr, Randy, on the other hand...........fills me with fear and loathing, not even in Las vegas. :elvis:
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Dunc........are you animal, vegetable or mineral.................???? :P Thats the sherry wanting to know!! 8) :toporly:
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cyborg.
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cyborg.
Ah, that explains all! ;) So is resistance REALLY futile?? :P
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Yes. You will be assimilated. :orly:
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Yes. You will be assimilated. :orly:
So how much "assimilation" have you accomplished today?? :eyebrows:
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Odeon, take aspegers, and shove it. You sound like an obessive wanker! I am not playing the dx game, I don't care what my therapist said about me in that regard, I feel like a strong capable person, unlike what my mom says when she is in a bad mood. Idiotic threapist didn't even know how lazy I used to be, he has trouble when I talk in symbolic terms, usually. At least now he is realizing I can usually figure things out for myself, if they are not too arcane.
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Yes. You will be assimilated. :orly:
So how much "assimilation" have you accomplished today?? :eyebrows:
not sure. I am, however, about to assimilate a box of yung chow fried rice. ;D
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No cunt?
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Man cannot live on cunt alone.
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Odeon, take aspegers, and shove it. You sound like an obessive wanker! I am not playing the dx game, I don't care what my therapist said about me in that regard, I feel like a strong capable person, unlike what my mom says when she is in a bad mood. Idiotic threapist didn't even know how lazy I used to be, he has trouble when I talk in symbolic terms, usually. At least now he is realizing I can usually figure things out for myself, if they are not too arcane.
One of the persons diagnosing you wasn't just a therapist, though, right? You sound touchy about this. I suggest you embrace your inner autie and accept that in addition to your ASD, you are also a moron.
I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.
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It doesn't feel right now, especially with all the disabling thoughts of trauma. I never said I was not weak enough to admit faults, now this thread is not a place to discuss me, its a place to discuss cunt.
You own dirty magazines?
You are 5.5 feet tall?
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It doesn't feel right now, especially with all the disabling thoughts of trauma. I never said I was not weak enough to admit faults, now this thread is not a place to discuss me, its a place to discuss cunt.
You own dirty magazines?
You are 5.5 feet tall?
WOWS. definitely.
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I never said I was not weak enough to admit faults
So you are weak enough? ???
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Yes. You will be assimilated. :orly:
So how much "assimilation" have you accomplished today?? :eyebrows:
not sure. I am, however, about to assimilate a box of yung chow fried rice. ;D
And there was much rejoicing! :P
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I s a n y o f t h i s r e l a t e d t o D u n c ?
idon'tthinkso
buttbreaths
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Losing weight?
Have you found that the first ten pounds or so is a piece of cake, but the second ten pounds or so is much more difficult?
That has been my discovery. I never had to worry, when I was younger, but things have changed.
I am now thirty seven pounds from my fatfuck starting point, but it has become very difficult to lose any more.
I am at two hundred three pounds, but I want to be at about one eighty nine for my fighting weight, like in high school, but I just don't have the energy to get there.
If you have an insight, will you tell us?
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I have no insight. I found the first ten pounds a doddle too, and the second ten was ok but sadly went straight back on when I got sick and couldnt exercise. when the weather improves a bit I'm starting fell walking again in earnest which should help. bought some new hiking boots last week, so as soon as I get my foot fixed next week I'm good to go.
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I have no insight. I found the first ten pounds a doddle too, and the second ten was ok but sadly went straight back on when I got sick and couldnt exercise. when the weather improves a bit I'm starting fell walking again in earnest which should help. bought some new hiking boots last week, so as soon as I get my foot fixed next week I'm good to go.
Foot?
WTF is that?
I haven't heard about a foot.
With me it's the back, but I won't feeel pain anymore. i try to punk my back. It gets better when I do. It huerts trying to punk it out, but I win if I keep the pace up.
/randy out!
yeah, my second ten were a huge problem, too.
They kept coming back around. I am well past my third ten, now. It may be even harder to go more. Seems so.
Shit! Forgot to mention ... it's been over a year and I'm less than forty pounds from my fatfuck weight. The fourth ten pounds seems to be even more determined to hang on, diet, exercise (the bag!) and all.
(my doctor thinks it's fucking awesome. I think I'm a fucking puss!)
Courage, man!
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I put on 16kgs (35 lbs) in the last 16 months.
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I'm round 10 kg heavier than I used to. Oh, the joys of middle age, a faulty diet and little physical exercise. :P
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I'm round 10 kg heavier than I used to. Oh, the joys of middle age, a faulty diet and little physical exercise. :P
It takes more than a controlled diet and loads of exercise, though, to fight off the excess poundage of age.
If you saw my exerciseroutines you would likely be impressed, more so if you think that it is a fifty year old man jumping that high with such force.
I am trying to awaken the sleeping tiger within me, once again. She is a sleepy bitch, though.
I only seem to have moments, then it's back to the grave.
???
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I have no insight. I found the first ten pounds a doddle too, and the second ten was ok but sadly went straight back on when I got sick and couldnt exercise. when the weather improves a bit I'm starting fell walking again in earnest which should help. bought some new hiking boots last week, so as soon as I get my foot fixed next week I'm good to go.
Foot?
WTF is that?
I haven't heard about a foot.
With me it's the back, but I won't feeel pain anymore. i try to punk my back. It gets better when I do. It huerts trying to punk it out, but I win if I keep the pace up.
/randy out!
yeah, my second ten were a huge problem, too.
They kept coming back around. I am well past my third ten, now. It may be even harder to go more. Seems so.
Shit! Forgot to mention ... it's been over a year and I'm less than forty pounds from my fatfuck weight. The fourth ten pounds seems to be even more determined to hang on, diet, exercise (the bag!) and all.
(my doctor thinks it's fucking awesome. I think I'm a fucking puss!)
Courage, man!
I have an ingrown big toenail which had become badly infected and very painful. I've just had a course of antibiotics to subdue the bastard, then on the 19th the nail is being cut out. sadly local anaesthetic doesnt seem to work well on me, so i've been putting it off. *wince*
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I have no insight. I found the first ten pounds a doddle too, and the second ten was ok but sadly went straight back on when I got sick and couldnt exercise. when the weather improves a bit I'm starting fell walking again in earnest which should help. bought some new hiking boots last week, so as soon as I get my foot fixed next week I'm good to go.
Foot?
WTF is that?
I haven't heard about a foot.
With me it's the back, but I won't feeel pain anymore. i try to punk my back. It gets better when I do. It huerts trying to punk it out, but I win if I keep the pace up.
/randy out!
yeah, my second ten were a huge problem, too.
They kept coming back around. I am well past my third ten, now. It may be even harder to go more. Seems so.
Shit! Forgot to mention ... it's been over a year and I'm less than forty pounds from my fatfuck weight. The fourth ten pounds seems to be even more determined to hang on, diet, exercise (the bag!) and all.
(my doctor thinks it's fucking awesome. I think I'm a fucking puss!)
Courage, man!
I have an ingrown big toenail which had become badly infected and very painful. I've just had a course of antibiotics to subdue the bastard, then on the 19th the nail is being cut out. sadly local anaesthetic doesnt seem to work well on me, so i've been putting it off. *wince*
Locals don't do much for me either.
I just think of earlier pains and try to make a gradient in my mind. Does this pain, right now, add up to much? Yes it is happening, NOW, but how big is it? How does it compare with previous pain that has not killed me? Is this pain going to kill me or can I take this one, too?
It's easy for me though. I have very little physical sensation to deal with, anyway, except at times when exerything is tingly and even my music hurts.
I have a "friend" who has had four toenails removed for the same reasons. He is a much bigger puss than most people I know, but he got through it.
You will, too.
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I have an ingrown big toenail which had become badly infected and very painful. I've just had a course of antibiotics to subdue the bastard, then on the 19th the nail is being cut out. sadly local anaesthetic doesnt seem to work well on me, so i've been putting it off. *wince*
Ouch! That does sound painful.
Will the whole toenail have to come out?
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Oh, I know Dawg, its had to be yanked before without anaesthetic, and it hurt like a sonofabitch. I've just been putting it off cos I knew it was going to be bad - but the toe itself got painful enough to consider it lol.
yes callaway, the whole nail will need to be removed, and the one on the other foot when i get round to it. I will have to have the nail beds removed in hospital at a later date probably. :-\
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is it a genetic thing? what causes it?
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cutting nails too short can cause it. I neglected my feet when depressed, which allowed the problem to become severe. the shape of my nail beds makes it likely that it will recur now. >:(
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that's a real bugger. /patpatpat. :( toenails are a pain - i have a couple of dodgy ones, too.
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I'm round 10 kg heavier than I used to. Oh, the joys of middle age, a faulty diet and little physical exercise. :P
/says nothing... :P
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cutting nails too short can cause it. I neglected my feet when depressed, which allowed the problem to become severe. the shape of my nail beds makes it likely that it will recur now. >:(
It will most likely recur.
There are many causes, including genetics and the shape and fit of your shoes. I used to be really weird about wearing my shoes too tight. For years, I bought shoes too small for me and stuffed my feet in them. It seems crazy now, but I guess I liked them tight back then. I was asking for problems.
::)
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I had ingrown in the hospital to before, plus subdermal hematomia.
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I am taller than you I am taller than you :laugh:
To tall is not good.
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unless you've suddenly grown a few inches, you are not taller than me randy. you must be confusing me with papa smurf.
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5'7.5''
I like my body :wanker:
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good for you. piss off then, there's a good deviant.
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I will tell you this, some people are made to be short because it suited their ancestor's better.
You don't need to eat as much, that is a plus or minus, depends on how you look at it.
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fascinating. why are you telling me this, professor irrelevant?
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good for you. piss off then, there's a good deviant.
:LMAO:
:plus:
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good for you. piss off then, there's a good deviant.
That's hilarious.
I don't think I'm tall, but when I look around I mostly see the tops of people's heads.
I think everyone is short.
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5'7.5''
I like my body :wanker:
You are shorter than I am Randy and I am 5'8"
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Same and about 100lbs heavier than him. OK not quite.
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5'7.5''
I like my body :wanker:
You are shorter than I am Randy and I am 5'8"
Yadah yadah, are you trying to make me jealous or something :laugh: Try and make me think its fun being an aspie to :laugh:
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5'7.5''
I like my body :wanker:
You are shorter than I am Randy and I am 5'8"
Yadah yadah, are you trying to make me jealous or something :laugh: Try and make me think its fun being an aspie to :laugh:
I'm sure it's just as much fun to be autistic.
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Oh, your autistic an aspie now :laugh:
Can't you make up your mind? :laugh:
Are you going to be obessive now? :laugh:
Here is a secret I found helpful, relax, decisions come so much quicker then. Healthy lifestyle habits keep your body full of cofactors, for neurotransmitters to help keep you calmn. You take controll of your issues, then I might be fucked, if you had a brain you might be dangerous.
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
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Well that is your view point, and your welcome to it. I disagree, I don't think you can accurately figure me out either. I don't obesse about what is wrong with me, I consantly strive for better.
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Well that is your view point, and your welcome to it. I disagree, I don't think you can accurately figure me out either. I don't obesse about what is wrong with me, I consantly strive for better.
not better spelling, though, sadly.
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It has to cum some time, logically.
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It has to cum some time, logically.
the concept of flo + logic even being in the same multiverse has just made my brain give up.
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
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It has to cum some time, logically.
the concept of flo + logic even being in the same multiverse has just made my brain give up.
:indeed:
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It has to cum some time, logically.
the concept of flo + logic even being in the same multiverse has just made my brain give up.
:indeed:
It's only fair, some would say. Flo's brain gave up a long time ago. :P
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I don't think either one of you is capable of making an accurate judgement, and even act like any of you people, that was what turned me on to it being incorrect in the first place. That is all I am saying about this, you can obess all day, but I got better things to do.
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I don't think either one of you is capable of making an accurate judgement, and even act like any of you people, that was what turned me on to it being incorrect in the first place. That is all I am saying about this, you can obess all day, but I got better things to do.
could one of them be finding that elusive "s'" in "obSessive", do you think? please?
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Nowhere to be found, that "s". :P
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Nowhere to be found, that "s". :P
How can you be so blind? The elusive "s" is right there. He wrote, "I got better things to do."
That should be singular.
:wanker:
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Well, looks like It worked, stoped you from obessing. :laugh:
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There's a "p" missing, too. I repeat, a "p" is missing. My guess is that if you find the "p", you'll also find the "s".
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FREE THE ABUSED "S" !!!
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The more some people post................the stupider they look and sound. ::) I now number 4 members here who have accomplished that difficult feat.
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only four?
:LMAO:
/ducks.
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Should I worry about the rest of the alphabet? :P
/ducks, too
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Should I worry about the rest of the alphabet? :P
/ducks, too
the endangered "i" and "g", perhaps. as in "fuckn".
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only four?
:LMAO:
/ducks.
4 in the present tense. I'm not including idiots from times past. AND, I'm not naming them..............they get enough attention from the rest of you as it is! >:(
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The more some people post................the stupider they look and sound. ::) I now number 4 members here who have accomplished that difficult feat.
:hide:
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The more some people post................the stupider they look and sound. ::) I now number 4 members here who have accomplished that difficult feat.
:hide:
Your not one of the "Phantasmic 4", in fact, a LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng way from that category.
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Should I worry about the rest of the alphabet? :P
/ducks, too
the endangered "i" and "g", perhaps. as in "fuckn".
Fuckn'ell, you're right. And the "h", too. :o
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Should I worry about the rest of the alphabet? :P
/ducks, too
the endangered "i" and "g", perhaps. as in "fuckn".
Fuckn'ell, you're right. And the "h", too. :o
perhaps you should worry about the whole alphabet generally, just to be on the safe side.
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Agreed. I'm starting the "save the alphabet" campaign now.
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Agreed. I'm starting the "save the alphabet" campaign now.
:laugh:
new thread!
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
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flo's a Sex Pistols song? :laugh:
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He could be. Most of their output was bullwank. :smarty:
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
:agreed:
:LMAO:
Thanks for making my first glance of the day here extremely worthwhile.
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He could be. Most of their output was bullwank. :smarty:
oh, come come, young dunc, are you seriously suggesting "frigging in the rigging" was bullwank? :eyebrows:
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that was sailorwank, obviously. its not like they wrote it. :zoinks:
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
Your not going to find it, no one is going to. I am misunderstood, but quite frankly, I feel great. I don't care about dxs with regard to me. I am misunderstood because of stupidity.
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
Your not going to find it, no one is going to. I am misunderstood, but quite frankly, I feel great. I don't care about dxs with regard to me. I am misunderstood because of stupidity.
yes, YOURS, fuckwit!! ::)
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yes, YOURS, fuckwit!! ::)
QFT :indeed:
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
Your not going to find it, no one is going to. I am misunderstood, but quite frankly, I feel great. I don't care about dxs with regard to me. I am misunderstood because of stupidity.
yes, YOURS, fuckwit!! ::)
:pwned: :plus: He set that up bigtime
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
Your not going to find it, no one is going to. I am misunderstood, but quite frankly, I feel great. I don't care about dxs with regard to me. I am misunderstood because of stupidity.
yes, YOURS, fuckwit!! ::)
GOOMH! :LMAO:
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
:o I accept your apology?
Unfortunately we don't get the DSM-V until 2011 (so I have read (somewhere)).
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It's a spectrum, Flo. I have AS. You have HFA. You're one of the most clearly autistic people I've met online, ever.
:plus: Couldn't resist such an accurate assessment!
I am HFA, I refuse to share it with Randy. He is Something Else.
You're right, and I'm truly sorry for the (unintentional) hint of a similarity between you and the Ginseng Boy. Again, it was completely unintentional and uncalled for, and I hope you can accept my heartfelt apologies. Obviously, the DSM-IV needs to be updated to reflect whatever it is that he actually has.
Your not going to find it, no one is going to. I am misunderstood, but quite frankly, I feel great. I don't care about dxs with regard to me. I am misunderstood because of stupidity.
yes, YOURS, fuckwit!! ::)
:pwned: :plus: He set that up bigtime
he bowled it, i hit it for six* - what else could i do? (she said, helplessly...)
*(or, possibly, to silly mid-off. :LMAO: )
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I saw it more of a free kick to his testicles. You kick very cleanly and effectively.
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I saw it more of a free kick to his testicles. You kick very cleanly and effectively.
but of course - i'm terribly refined, you know...
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:indeed: ....and a decent amount of power in the follow through. Very important. No point in just connecting. Give him a second pair of hairy tonsils . :lol:
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:laugh:
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You set yourself up, you refuse to introspect, you have serious issues. :laugh:
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fuck off out of my thread, ginseng chops.
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You set yourself up, you refuse to introspect, you have no brain. :laugh:
fixed.
and it's directed to you, flo, before you wonder.
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I fail to see what's so wrong with "introspection". :grrr: Oh wait it's gerbil up the ass boy speaking gibberish again! ::)
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
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PI, obviously. :eyebrows:
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PI, obviously. :eyebrows:
Well, yeah- PI is practically synonymous with sex! :green:
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I'm putting this here so I don't have to repeat myself:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=8409.msg384154#msg384154
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:'(
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You'll be missed.
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thanks.
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"staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(squeaky vocal)
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(more squeaky vocal)"
repeat ad infinitum.
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:laugh:
By whom?
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E.T.
"I'll be... riiiiiiiiiiight... heeeeeeeeeere."
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"staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(squeaky vocal)
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(more squeaky vocal)"
repeat ad infinitum.
/me runs screaming, clutching his bleeding ears
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*tosses Dunc a pair of fancy noise-reduction headphones*
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:laugh:
By whom?
Shakespear's Sister. great video - very goffic; sparkly PVC, and a complete piss take. :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0
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"staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(squeaky vocal)
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(more squeaky vocal)"
repeat ad infinitum.
/me runs screaming, clutching his bleeding ears
awwww, i love that song. a great singalong.
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Dunc gone, who's next! Alex 2X10 must be getting excited by now! ::)
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*tosses Dunc a pair of fancy noise-reduction headphones*
thankyou. :headphones:
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Dunc gone, who's next! Alex 2X10 must be getting excited by now! ::)
I doubt I'm even still on Plankton's radar. He isn't on mine. Even with his wacky yellow shoes.
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Maybe he's matured?
:LMAO:
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:lol:
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stop! i don't need reminding of The Yellow Shoes, thank you - i'm truama'd enough, and i didn't even see them.
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Haven't seen his yellow shoes. Pics?
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NO THANK YOU!!!
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Dunc gone, who's next! Alex 2X10 must be getting excited by now! ::)
I doubt I'm even still on Plankton's radar. He isn't on mine. Even with his wacky yellow shoes.
Well, his Nestene agent seems to be doing a good job of destroying I2. ;)
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His what now?
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oh, dear gods...
/cover eyes and ears.
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NO THANK YOU!!!
Truama issues much? :P
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just a tad. :hide:
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Just wondering if something broke.
I get one of these when I try to load the Drivel site:
[attachment deleted by admin]
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there was a problem with the SQL server earlier this evening. Clear your cache Dawg, its back up now. :)
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His what now?
It's a "Doctor WHo" thing! The Nestene were a type of intelligence that was able to use plastic as a viable body source.
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/resurrected
ask me something. I know I haven't been around much until a few weeks ago, but this was buried halfway down page three. I guess my 15 minutes are up. :tumbleweed:
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What are the consequences for not bowing on bended knee before the King of the Internet?
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my majesty dims a little bit more. :violin:
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my majesty dims a little bit more. :violin:
*turns on the light*
:respect:
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thank you. :lol:
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:worship:
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/resurrected
ask me something. I know I haven't been around much until a few weeks ago, but this was buried halfway down page three. I guess my 15 minutes are up. :tumbleweed:
Gone on any good hikes lately?
:green:
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i was thinking this a little while ago: how's things going, with the no-smoking and hikes and all that? has the diabetes started balancing out yet?
and are you a twiglet? (not expecting a serious answer to that one, but you get the gist).
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/resurrected
ask me something. I know I haven't been around much until a few weeks ago, but this was buried halfway down page three. I guess my 15 minutes are up. :tumbleweed:
Gone on any good hikes lately?
:green:
Yeah, a few. 8)
i was thinking this a little while ago: how's things going, with the no-smoking and hikes and all that? has the diabetes started balancing out yet?
and are you a twiglet? (not expecting a serious answer to that one, but you get the gist).
no smoking fell by the wayside, after 16 months off the buggers, in May - thanks to Xan developing a new behavioural wrinkle (doing a runner when thwarted. any time, any where). Trying to quit again.
Hiking whenever I get the chance. Details are on t'Drivel in my blog. :headbang2:
Diabetes seems to be under control nicely. I'm not a twiglet yet, but have gone a long way - only about three stone to go now.
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no smoking fell by the wayside, after 16 months off the buggers, in May - thanks to Xan developing a new behavioural wrinkle (doing a runner when thwarted. any time, any where). Trying to quit again.
Hiking whenever I get the chance. Details are on t'Drivel in my blog. :headbang2:
Diabetes seems to be under control nicely. I'm not a twiglet yet, but have gone a long way - only about three stone to go now.
I wish I knew what to tell you that would help, but different kids are so different.
My nephew stopped doing it after I showed him a squashed squirrel and explained that could happen to him if he ran off into the street and a car hit him, but it did not work for my daughter at all.
I wound up having to spank my daughter when she did it, because nothing else I tried worked.
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i was thinking this a little while ago: how's things going, with the no-smoking and hikes and all that? has the diabetes started balancing out yet?
and are you a twiglet? (not expecting a serious answer to that one, but you get the gist).
no smoking fell by the wayside, after 16 months off the buggers, in May - thanks to Xan developing a new behavioural wrinkle (doing a runner when thwarted. any time, any where). Trying to quit again.
Hiking whenever I get the chance. Details are on t'Drivel in my blog. :headbang2:
Diabetes seems to be under control nicely. I'm not a twiglet yet, but have gone a long way - only about three stone to go now.
yee har! sounds good to me, although the fags are a pain (don't i know it ::) ).
/hands bruv a staple gun...
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I wish I knew what to tell you that would help, but different kids are so different.
My nephew stopped doing it after I showed him a squashed squirrel and explained that could happen to him if he ran off into the street and a car hit him, but it did not work for my daughter at all.
I wound up having to spank my daughter when she did it, because nothing else I tried worked.
I used to run away from school a lot (don't know how I managed not to get injured or something) but not from home because my mum would tell me to go to my room (where I felt safe) and she would tell my sisters to leave me alone.
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'ere, bruv, i just posted something about WWS (wrong window syndrome), and was reminiscing: do you remember that fucking hysterical time when that utter moose was trying to cyber with me, and i was giving you the gory details? and then i got WWS, and he was so enthralled with the whole process (in which i was playing a mere observer role, as i wasn't even joining in, not that he noticed :laugh: ) that he didn't even realise?
:LMAO:
ah, happy days... :lol:
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lol. I recall giving you script suggestions. :lol:
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:laugh:
and while i'm on here - hiking/walking boots. what's a good make? bear in mind, i only want to wander about a bit, not go trekking in the tundra. :D
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Mine are Regatta Open Road - they were reduced in the sales. They don't make bad boots, and they're pretty cheap compared to most brands. Mine have got a bit leaky round the stitching (I don't supposed scrubbing them with a yard brush to get the dried mud off helped) but they're very comfortable and grip well.
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:thumbup:
top bananananana, ta!
do they come in purple? ;) :eyelash:
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how much weight have you lost sinc you began hiking?
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not sure exactly, I need to go get weighed when I go to the docs next cos our scales are fucked. I was 21 stone, 6 pounds (300 pounds) at my heaviest, that was in Feb '07. I was down to about 285 this spring when I started hiking again - I was 255 in July, and have lost a bit more since, so I'm likely round about 17 stone 10 now I reckon (245 ish)
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How is the light box working out for you now?
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What do you think of this?
http://zerochan.org/mu/src/Snoop(bkslash)&(number)039;s_Dreamland.mp3
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How is the light box working out for you now?
its pretty good. just a little awkward finding time to use it.
What do you think of this?
Hard to say - I only managed about twenty seconds of it. Not my thing tbh.
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How is the light box working out for you now?
its pretty good. just a little awkward finding time to use it.
What do you think of this?
Hard to say - I only managed about twenty seconds of it. Not my thing tbh.
I know. I was being a dick.