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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #105 on: June 08, 2006, 12:12:07 PM »
OK, here's a situation:

You wake up one morning and you find hypnotica_gaze in bed with you! You are both naked. HG is still asleep but her hand is on your penis. You are feeling horny!! Considering both your desires and her personality, what do you do?  ;D


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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #106 on: June 08, 2006, 05:47:17 PM »
What type of dances do you command?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #107 on: June 08, 2006, 06:16:17 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 08, 2006, 05:47:17 PM
What type of dances do you command?

the celebratory bogle, mostly  ;D
I will get round to answering the other questions a bit later, its been a busy day.  :-\
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #108 on: June 09, 2006, 05:14:16 AM »
What is it about the particular way you live your life that makes you most proud?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2006, 08:53:36 AM »
right, time to catch up...

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dunc, have you got any new music that you wouldn't mind linking?

how new is new? and I'll consider linking owt. Except James Blunt, I hate that wanker.

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if a film was made about your life, what songs would be on the soundtrack (name at least ten songs)?

Fuck me, what a question. I'd have to have the following, plus shitloads more:

New Model Army - Green And Grey
Primal Scream - Slip Inside This House
Spacemen 3 - Revolution
Julian Cope - An Elegant Chaos
The Sisters of Mercy - Heartland
The Future Sound Of London - Papua New Guinea
Pop Will Eat Itself - Hit The Hi-Tech Groove
Engerica - Roadkill
Fear Factory - Replica
Ozric Tentacles - White Rhino Tea
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Rammstein - Feuer Frei
Meat Beat Manifesto - Placebo
Joy Division - Transmission
The Donnas - Take It Off
...and Trey Parker - America, Fuck Yeah [theme from Team America: World Police]  ;D

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we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.

Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?

August, in string vest, union jack boxers and knotted hanky on head, snoozing in deckchair with can of strongbow resting on me bollocks.

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What do you think about http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=557.0;topicseen ?

I think things aren't always what they appear. And there are some cheeky buggers on this forum. Garden gnome indeed :P

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OK, here's a situation:

You wake up one morning and you find hypnotica_gaze in bed with you! You are both naked. HG is still asleep but her hand is on your penis. You are feeling horny!! Considering both your desires and her personality, what do you do?

Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...

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What is it about the particular way you live your life that makes you most proud?

I try to live by my principles. I'll do owt for anyone, as long as they don't take the piss. And I've never consciously screwed anyone over who didn't fucking deserve it.

*movie tracklisted edited for shit memory for track titles*
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #110 on: June 10, 2006, 09:26:07 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on June 09, 2006, 08:53:36 AM
Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...

Would you still give this answer if you knew that PI wouldn't be reading it?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #111 on: June 10, 2006, 09:43:07 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 10, 2006, 09:26:07 AM
Quote from: duncvis on June 09, 2006, 08:53:36 AM
Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...

Would you still give this answer if you knew that PI wouldn't be reading it?

 :laugh:

Good one Peter. 

 >:D
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #112 on: June 10, 2006, 03:22:21 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 10, 2006, 09:26:07 AM
Quote from: duncvis on June 09, 2006, 08:53:36 AM
Notwithstanding the unlikeliness of the situation, lie on her arm until it goes dead and I can have my knob back. Then fuck off sharpish before she wakes up and gets the taser out. Sorry, not remotely interested in HG-related wank fantasies, ask me something interesting...

Would you still give this answer if you knew that PI wouldn't be reading it?

Yep. She's not my type. Besides, PI knows my type anyway :P
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #113 on: June 10, 2006, 05:42:05 PM »
ok then, what is your blood type?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #114 on: June 10, 2006, 06:52:03 PM »
No idea. O neg I think. I'm not selling any though. :P
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #115 on: June 10, 2006, 06:55:25 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on June 10, 2006, 06:52:03 PM
No idea. O neg I think. I'm not selling any though. :P

oh, typical bloody goth; had to go for Type O Negative, didn't you?  :P  :laugh:
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #116 on: June 10, 2006, 07:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 10, 2006, 06:55:25 PM
oh, typical bloody goth...

just a little bit. mwhahaha... and Type O Neg rock.  8)
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #117 on: June 11, 2006, 12:09:50 AM »
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Besides, PI knows my type anyway
if you don't know your blood type then ask PI?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #118 on: June 11, 2006, 03:59:26 AM »
still dont know why i need to know my blood type... the hospital does, and that'll do for me :P
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #119 on: June 11, 2006, 10:37:14 AM »
Do you believe that some form of morality (not the ability to accept morality, but actual moral tendencies) can be, or is, present in humans regardless of what they have been taught and exposed to?  In simplistic terms, are some morals hard-wired in some or all humans?  Elaborate on this your answer as much as you like.
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