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Son of a bitch!
I haven't believed in you for years, but now that I have your attention, tell me a few things, please.
*God yawns, nods, then listens, reminding 'Dawg that most often, His answer is "No comment"*
When you were young, were you ticklish or have you always been stuck up?
Why did you make my dick just like my feet and then give me small feet?
Is it true you don't have a navel? Let me see.
(anyone think of any more ... quick, while he's listening!)
MOD:
( ... or if you have an idea why God did it, please, tell us)
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Why did You make mosquitoes? They cause so much disease and death all over the world.
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Is McJ going to give up and break off that shit, right there, any time soon?
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I know you said it was a surprise, but can I take off my blindfold, yet?
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Why did You make mosquitoes? They cause so much disease and death all over the world.
... or any other bloodsuckers, for that matter.
*imagines life without intelligent, bipedal parasites*
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Okay God:
WHY war? Explain it! Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I don't get how this could be part of your creation. Is Satan more powerful than you want to let on? Is he your equally powerful brother?
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are we there yet>
are we there yet?
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Why did you make up the need for friends and then make them so fucking annoying.
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Were you only fucking with me when you gave me special moments and then only allowed me to become aware of how special they were upon reflection.
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Were you only fucking with me when you gave me special moments and then only allowed me to become aware of how special they were upon reflection.
yes god, i want to know the answer to this one also.
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*Forget it... philosophical pondering is best undertaken when very stoned. (question for the almighty removed due to making no fucking sense) ::)
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Why have you made me so miserable lately?
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truce?
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truce?
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truce?
:laugh:
I+You
That looks like a lot less fatalist than in the recent days.
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Have you always had trouble making eye contact?
Why do you try to avoid social situations?
Have you been a loner most of the time?
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Why question God? :laugh:
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Did things turn out the way you envisioned? Do you have any regrets? Will the world end because I asked these questions?
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Hello God: Would you please tell your more vociferous and OCD followers to STFU? And would it hurt if you told them, that if they want a fight, to stick their heads up their asses and fight for air?
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What the fuck are you doing reading Intensity? Are you really that bored?
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Why do you let people be killed in your name?
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Do you love the "God hates Fags" church of Topeka Kansas run by the the Douchebag Fred Phelps!?
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*Forget it... philosophical pondering is best undertaken when very stoned. (question for the almighty removed due to making no fucking sense) ::)
:LMAO:
It made sense to me, although I can't remember it right, now. Go get stoned and trample on back.
(Why is ecstasy rationed and why is it, usually, so expensive?) Isn't that a rough representation of the question, Dunc?
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God? How ya doin?
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Hey God,
Is it O.K. for a hemaphrodite to marry both a man and a woman as long as each partner only uses one set of genitals??
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:LMAO:
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Why did you give my dog the ability to lick himself, but make him more interested in sniffing another dog's butt?
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Why are people so inefficent with energy usage? Why do we have to waste so much time sleeping?
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Why did you give my dog the ability to lick himself, but make him more interested in sniffing another dog's butt?
:laugh:
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God? You are standing before god, what do you say?
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God? You are standing before god, what do you say?
Man that was some good shit :stoned:
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God? You are standing before god, what do you say?
That's the premise. Make up a question, quickly before he nods off again.
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What have I done to chap your ass?
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Do you have any vulnerabilities? (Takes out notepad)
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Can I trade in a "bored with" or two and get new "want to"?
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Did you remember to tell Gabriel that I can fix whatever is wrong with his trumpet?
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What is your favorite book written by humans between year 0, and 2006, according to the gregorian calender?
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Will life get better for me soon?
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Who really invented Rock and Roll?
Blues?
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What is your favorite book written by humans between year 0, and 2006, according to the gregorian calender?
The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli.
-God
;D
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Can I change the music without asking the dog, now or am I still on probation?
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Can we talk about this whole church thing anytime soon? I'm starving but my wife, her sister, and my father-in-law went there instead of readying the dinner.
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Is there a more powerful plant equivalent to mistletoe that I can hang up and get blow jobs instead of kisses?
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Is there a more powerful plant equivalent to mistletoe that I can hang up and get blow jobs instead of kisses?
Sprinkle your dick with cocaine, that'll do the trick!
-God
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God, have you been drinking?
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God, have you been drinking?
Hic... Hic... What makes you ask??
-God
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God, can you please give us a gender neutral pronoun for english?
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God, can you please give us a gender neutral pronoun for english?
Hse.
-God
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God, have you been drinking?
Of course, I have the best SPIRITS available!
--GOD
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God, have you been drinking?
And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
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God, have you been drinking?
And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
Only the good stuff! I have expensive tastes, you know!
--God
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God, have you been drinking?
And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
Only the good stuff! I have expensive tastes, you know!
--God
HEY!!! I'm the one true god damnit!! quit trying to be me!!! :razz:
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This thing with have no other god beside me, what exactly did you mean by that? And do I have to exclude VISA?
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God, have you been drinking?
And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
Only the good stuff! I have expensive tastes, you know!
--God
Yes, but where can I get it?
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This thing with have no other god beside me, what exactly did you mean by that? And do I have to exclude VISA?
I'm the only TRUE god, and yes, I do take VISA
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Thank god. ;D
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God, have you been drinking?
And if so, WHAT have you been drinking?
Only the good stuff! I have expensive tastes, you know!
--God
Yes, but where can I get it?
Well, once you learn to be in all places at the same time.......Scotland for the Whiskey..single malt to die for, (rapture), France for the best wines (bliss) , Italy for Amaretto (Bella), and of course Germany and England for beers that make me so glad I'm eternal. And as for that imposter out there, I take American Express AND mastercard. For after all I'm the master of life and death and if you piss me off, I'll give you the american express to HELL.
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god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?
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god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?
Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??
-God
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god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?
Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??
-God
but that was called the emaculate reception.
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god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?
Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??
-God
but that was called the emaculate reception.
... or was that the ejaculate deception? I heard he beamed the jizz in, Star Trek style.
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god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?
Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??
-God
but that was called the emaculate reception.
That's because my penis is imaculate.
-God
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Since we are judged by the company we keep, what does it really say about me, that all my friends have been assholes?
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Since we are judged by the company we keep, what does it really say about me, that all my friends have been assholes?
Damn!!! the only reply I can think of is "birds of as feather".............
-God
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Do you have any questions for me?
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Can you turn me into a water molecule and put us ... I mean ME in a vacumm?
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if all things happen for a reason then why George W Bush?
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“God has a sense of humor? Of course! That explains everything!â€
- Dogbert.
"That would explain everything."
- Margin notes.
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You know how long it's been since we last talked, so why is it so many people give me credit for restoring their faith in you?
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Can I have a new president, now?
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Can I have a new president, now?
In just two more years, my child. Be patient. Right now his replacement would be Cheney and he even shoots his friends. ;)
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Thanks, for the perspective.
Do I need to start getting used to the idea of voting for Hillary?
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Thanks, for the perspective.
Do I need to start getting used to the idea of voting for Hillary?
why not.
maggie thatcher didn't do much harm. how bad could hilary be?
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Thanks, for the perspective.
Do I need to start getting used to the idea of voting for Hillary?
No, I won't allow her to become President, because after that,........she'd want MY job!!! :o :o :yikes:
-God
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Hillary Clinton.................Hmmpf!! why did I ever make that cunt.
I'll have to file her in with my other mistakes like the duck-billed platypus.
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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
Done!!
-God
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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
Done!!
-God
You need to know this Mister I am the Grand God All Mighty of the Internet just so You know. :eyebrows:
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Hillary Clinton.................Hmmpf!! why did I ever make that cunt.
I'll have to file her in with my other mistakes like the duck-billed platypus.
Damn reply at the bottom of the #@$*&**ing page!!!
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You need to know this Mister I am the Grand God All Mighty of the Internet just so You know. :eyebrows:
Yes, but i'm the almighty, omnipotent god of this thread!! :eyebrows:
Stay off my God turf!!! :grrr:
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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
Haven't you heard? I gave predictions to Pat and the bigmouth blabbed about them.
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts....
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You need to know this Mister I am the Grand God All Mighty of the Internet just so You know. :eyebrows:
Yes, but i'm the almighty, omnipotent god of this thread!! :eyebrows:
Stay off my God turf!!! :grrr:
This is My turf since it is the Internet. ;)
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This is My turf since it is the Internet. ;)
Quit GOD hogging!! :snake: :snake: :snake: :razz:
I bet you hogg the covers at night too!!! :P
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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
Haven't you heard? I gave predictions to Pat and the bigmouth blabbed about them.
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts....
Ok, then how about you just :STFU: Don't we deserves a little peace and quiet.....or am I asking toooooooooo much!
Hey, I know I'm going to hell, so what more can you do to me!
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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
Haven't you heard? I gave predictions to Pat and the bigmouth blabbed about them.
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts....
Ok, then how about you just :STFU: Don't we deserves a little peace and quiet.....or am I asking toooooooooo much!
Hey, I know I'm going to hell, so what more can you do to me!
Perhaps Pat misinterpreted what I told him? He also claimed that I told him that there would be a tsunami that hit the east coast of the U.S. in 2006. ;)
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There is no Hell ozymandias. :angel:
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Know this ozy Pat Robertson is a very big fool and does not really know God at all or His Will.
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God? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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God? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
As God All Mighty of the Internet She has been retirement.
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God, why the fuck do you keep bringing me into the path of men I come to love, but who either live thousands of miles away or who wont speak to me? :P
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God? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Ignore previous statement by overbearing god who won't stay off other gods turf.
Carmen Sandiego is sharing a hotel sweet with Waldo.
-God
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God, why the fuck do you keep bringing me into the path of men I come to love, but who either live thousands of miles away or who wont speak to me? :P
Because I'm a sadistic asshole. :P
-God
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You are just a lesser god I am Who I am in the end. ;)
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God, why the fuck do you keep bringing me into the path of men I come to love, but who either live thousands of miles away or who wont speak to me? :P
Because I'm a sadistic asshole. :P
-God
:P :laugh:
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You are just a lesser god I am Who I am in the end. ;)
You're Popeye the Sailor Man?? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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You are just a lesser god I am Who I am in the end. ;)
You're Popeye the Sailor Man?? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
I thought that was You. :LOL: :LOL:
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Why??
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Why??
For there can only be one God Amighty of the Internet. ;D
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If you do ACID....do you see people?
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Why are there so many entities all lining up to be my God?
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Why are there so many entities all lining up to be my God?
Because I was the first person to answer as god and all these unoriginal fucks want to be like me!! ;D ;D :laugh: :LOL:
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Why are there so many entities all lining up to be my God?
Because I was the first person to answer as god and all these unoriginal fucks want to be like me!! ;D ;D :laugh: :LOL:
I have been God here than You.
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Will you tell me your true name?
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I have been God here than You.
I wish I was as you as drunk are you, in hte end Kevv :laugh: :laugh: ;D
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Why me?
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Why me?
Because you're so cute!!
-God
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God? Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
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Why me?
Why not?
--God :angel:
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God? Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
yes, in New Jersey.
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Can we get a picture together, because no one is going to believe me.
Oh, and how the hell did we go eight pages, here?
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God? Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
yes, in New Jersey.
Why do you always have to bring New Jersey into it? :laugh:
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God? Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
yes, in New Jersey.
Why do you always have to bring New Jersey into it? :laugh:
Why not?
--God
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God? Does this shirt go with these pants?
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Do I really have to thank you, every time?
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Do I really have to thank you, every time?
Especially since I was always taught that it's polite to reply with "you're welcome" but you never seem to do that.
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Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?
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do aborted fetuses make it to heaven.
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Will something good happen to me soon (besides my birthday coming up)?
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Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?
I created evolution............. does that answer your question??
-God
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Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?
I created evolution............. does that answer your question??
-God
Don't tell me that, tell your "followers" that". sheeeeesh It's not my job! :wallbutt:
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Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?
I created evolution............. does that answer your question??
-God
Evolution is only Adaption only My little God.
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!
-God
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!
-God
And I thought every girl wanted a horse!
--Buddha
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!
-God
And I thought every girl wanted a horse!
--Buddha
You're quite right Buddha, my bad.
-God ;D
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!
-God
And I thought every girl wanted a man hung like a horse!
--Buddha
Better ;)
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!
-God
And I thought every girl wanted a man hung like a horse!
--Buddha
Better ;)
:LMAO:
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God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!
-God
And I thought every girl wanted a man hung like a horse!
--Buddha
Better ;)
PI, you have been a naughty girl....GO TO MY ROOM! :evillaugh: We need to work on your karma, hard and fast!
--Buddha
True enlightenment is not for the timid! :eyebrows: :evillaugh:
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Am I going to get a spanking?? ;)
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True enlightenment works in mysterious ways! :evillaugh:
--Buddha
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enlightenment comes from within
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i have read several posts this morning and this is the first one i have responded to. am i losing my touch?
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What is my great purpose in life? :-\
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Will I ever feel forgiven, or will I feel inferior and guilty even in the afterlife?
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Will he never see beyond my flaws and see me for who I am, and love me for that? :-\
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will i ever be loved in "that" way?
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Give me a fuckn break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that fuckn kit kat bar!
When do I get my break? Either fuckn kill me or give me a fuckn break.
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i have read several posts this morning and this is the first one i have responded to. am i losing my touch?
Apparently so,....... take 2 asprin and call me in the morning.
-God
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What is my great purpose in life? :-\
To ponder what your purpose in life is. I know that sounds like a circular argument, but it makes sense to me.
-God
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Will I ever feel forgiven, or will I feel inferior and guilty even in the afterlife?
If you're feeling guilty, you can confess the full details of what you did in a PM to me. I promise not to laugh or tell anyone else. :crossed:
-God
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Will he never see beyond my flaws and see me for who I am, and love me for that? :-\
Did'nt I aready tell you that you're doomed to a life of romantic unhapines as a result of my capricious assholeness??
-God
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will i ever be loved in "that" way?
You will always be loved in "this" way.....sorry.
-God
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will i ever be loved in "that" way?
Just relish the dreams I gave you, sparing you the reality.
J
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Message for God: :finger:
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Message for God: :finger:
I hear what your saying!
--Buddha
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Message for God: :finger:
The Universe is cruel and indifferent, so am I.
-God
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I will ask you again, just for amusement, Give me a break or kill me quickly!
Mc Donalds had neglected to hire me for another week, and I don't have any money left. I could borrow money from my mom, but she may not have it. She is usually asking me to borrow money.
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I will ask you again, just for amusement, Give me a break or kill me quickly!
Mc Donalds had neglected to hire me for another week, and I don't have any money left. I could borrow money from my mom, but she may not have it. She is usually asking me to borrow money.
Go rob a bank. If you succeed, you'll have plenty of money, if not, you'll die quickly!
-God
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God, what is your favorite sexual position?
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God, what is your favorite sexual position?
Abstinence. Sex would mean that humans are enjoying themselves. We can't have that now can we??
-God
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God, what is your favorite sexual position?
Abstinence. Sex would mean that humans are enjoying themselves. We can't have that now can we??
-God
For sure.
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Why do you take so many of us when we aren't looking.
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God, are you getting into one of your Old Testament PMS moods again? Remember the last time? ::)
--Buddha
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Why do you take so many of us when we aren't looking.
Because it take you and dress you up in little outfits and have tea parties with you.
-God
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God, are you getting into one of your Old Testament PMS moods again? Remember the last time? ::)
--Buddha
Hey Buddah, Yeah, I've been a bit grumpy as of late, but I've decided to deal with it by making stupid one liner jokes.
-God
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Yeah, thats better than flaming cities or flooding a planet. Maybe some meditation might help. The human race is doing enough to itself without you going all old testament on them.
--Buddha
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Why do you shove me back 2 steps each time I take 1/2 a step forward?
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Why do you shove me back 2 steps each time I take 1/2 a step forward?
Because they are gods that don't care. ;D
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There are more than one god? Polytheism? Yay, maybe apollo really exists and I can sleep with him in exchange for prophecy. Sound like a deal, apollo?
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Hey Baby, you can give me a sunrise anytime!
--Apollo
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* God shakes his head and sighs*
Why did I ever let my angels find out about my humans. Humans were my game, full of love and selfless, until a few of my angels tempted them with lies. I'm going to kick every one of their asses, again ... and soon.
J
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Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
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Oy God, Give Steve a nice kick up the ass and remind him that he is missing the chance of a lifetime :laugh:
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Why did you make 80 years seem soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long, compared to eternity?
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Oy God, Give Steve a nice kick up the ass and remind him that he is missing the chance of a lifetime :laugh:
He has not yet achieved true enlightenment! :eyebrows:
--Buddha
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Oy God, Give Steve a nice kick up the ass and remind him that he is missing the chance of a lifetime :laugh:
The Grand God Almighty of the Internet: "will give Him a kick in His ass."
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:laugh: ust hope he doesn't prefer it that way ;)
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Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
7 x 77. of course. if my wise sage McJ said so then take him at his word.
-God (and yes, i am a female)
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Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
7 x 77. of course. if my wise sage McJ said so then take him at his word.
-God (and yes, i am a female)
7 x 77 meant to be taken literally of figuratively?
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LOL, Kevv :laugh: +
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Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
7 x 77. of course. if my wise sage McJ said so then take him at his word.
-God (and yes, i am a female)
7 x 77 meant to be taken literally of figuratively?
each man is supposed to decide for hisself. what part of yes i am a female didn't you understand?
-God
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How could God be anything other than female. Man was constructed.
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Are you really, I mean REEEEEEEALLLLLY omnicient?
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Do I really have to kill Cain if I see him, or did someone make that shit up.
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<SIGH> I said, "To kick his ass", not to kill him! <SIGH> Thats what you get when you have inferior ghost writers! <SIGH> One works with what one has. <SIGH>
--GOD
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:LMAO:
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god, why so many quizes?
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How did Sarah ever allow Abraham out of the tent with a knife and Isaac, at the same time? What did you do to her?
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How did Sarah ever allow Abraham out of the tent with a knife and Isaac, at the same time? What did you do to her?
WHAT, why should I get all the blame!! Sheesh, I just told Abraham that he needed to spend some quality time with his son and since Sarah was in Menopause. I just thought that she might like a little peace and quiet. I had no idea that Abraham was a nutjob! You can take the man away from the pagan beliefs, but, you can't take away the pagan beliefs from the man. I hate human sacrifice, the blood, guts and the smell of flesh burning on an altar is just sickening! >:( The screaming is mind blowing, you have no idea how long I had to work to get that thought out of his head. <SIGH>
--GOD
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Looks like god has a conscience after all:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/6707758.jpg)
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Why so self-righteous?
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Because it's fun.
-God
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Well at least you admit it now! Took ya long enough!
--Buddha
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Well at least you admit it now! Took ya long enough!
--Buddha
Hey, at least I have a self!
-God
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Well, anybody who goes around proclaiming themselves as the "Alpha and the Omega" better have a sense of self! Mr. "I AM", sheesh, get over yourself, you big attention whore!
--Buddha
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Hey, when you're this good, you deserve it. Better than obsessing over a big empty nothing.
-God
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Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?
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Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?
You mean Shakira?
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Enlightenment is never about nothing, nor is it empty! :eyebrows: It's better than leading Moses by the nose around a desert for 40 years!
I could here you laughing all the way over here! Is that where you got the idea of calling humans your "flock"?
--Buddha
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Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?
You mean Shakira?
Why does Shakira look like a pyromaniac?
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Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?
You mean Shakira?
Why does Shakira look like a pyromaniac?
Because she's HOT! :drool:
--GOD
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* groan *
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What do we have to do to make you laugh?
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Why am I here God?
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You tell me!!! I'm still trying to figure out why I'm here!!!!!!
--God
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You tell me!!! I'm still trying to figure out why I'm here!!!!!!
--God
If We where really Gods would We really have the answers?
-Grand God Almighty of the Internet-
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True enlightenment really sucks sometimes!
--Buddha
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True enlightenment really sucks sometimes!
--Buddha
It does really suck does it not.
-Grand God Almighty of the Internet-
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Why do you give me "Get out of a cold free" cards with a short expiration date on them.
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Why do you give me "Get out of a cold free" cards with a short expiration date on them.
Because You don't live it the tropics. :meditate:
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Why do you give me "Get out of a cold free" cards with a short expiration date on them.
Because You don't live it the tropics. :meditate:
... but I used to and I still want to. Doesn't that count?
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Why do you give me "Get out of a cold free" cards with a short expiration date on them.
Because You don't live it the tropics. :meditate:
... but I used to and I still want to. Doesn't that count?
Then just keep warth in Your heart. :meditate:
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Are you sure all this has been about making me stronger and absolutely none of it is to punish me?
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Are you sure all this has been about making me stronger and absolutely none of it is to punish me?
Of course trust Me. :meditate:
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Why do evil people usually win ??
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Should I get another dog or a cat, next?
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Why did you let a hero like me be born in such a lousy, cowardly country?
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Why do evil people usually win ??
Cause they'll do everything good people will do, and more.
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Should I get another dog or a cat, next?
Get an iguana.
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Should I get another dog or a cat, next?
Get an iguana.
I really need to think in terms of cuddly. Being able to shrug off a knee-slam style wrestling manuever, performed by a six year old, would be a plus for pets in this house, too.
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Tiger it is, then.
(Well, seriously, I'd go for a big dog.)
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Where the fuck are you? Come down and take it like the poor mortals! I've been ready to face you for eternity.
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You know, if you'd just gotten off your ass and learned to fly, you could have solved that problem a long time ago.
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Is it irritating you, that we are building more and bigger bombs, still?
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God, why is it that we can bomb more accurately than you can ?? You tend to destroy entire cities, where we can drop a bomb down a chimney. ::)
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When you can wipe out an entire planet like I can. A city is my "chimney". So don't get too smug!
--God
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I have allowed Humanity to be itself.
--Grand God Myself--
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You must mean after that little bit with Joseph and Mary, right?
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Why did you fill this little pet world of yours with people who are not really cognizant of what is, yet seem to be perfectly happy bitchin' about what isn't?
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You know, if you'd just gotten off your ass and learned to fly, you could have solved that problem a long time ago.
Flown all over. Can't find the little twirp.
Anyhow, where are my gloves?
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I know wives are off the table, but can I get away with "coveting my neighbor's" internet connection?
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why am i such a (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_145.gif)
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The reason you have a Pea brain is that you love him. I put Pea here so that you and others would learn tolerance and begin to feel love growing from the inside. Try and work with me on this.
J
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OK, so why do I draw so much abusive judgementalism to myself, merely from the angle at which I lay my blade against the mustard.
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OK, so why do I draw so much abusive judgementalism to myself, merely from the angle at which I lay my blade against the mustard.
Somebody's PMSing?
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OK, so why do I draw so much abusive judgementalism to myself, merely from the angle at which I lay my blade against the mustard.
Somebody's PMSing?
I'm not really, but I always feel "different" after dealing with two of my bro's-in-law in close quarters. The other two are cool.
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OK, so why do I draw so much abusive judgementalism to myself, merely from the angle at which I lay my blade against the mustard.
Somebody's PMSing?
I'm not really, but I always feel "different" after dealing with two of my bro's-in-law in close quarters. The other two are cool.
I meant your brothers-in-law, not you. ;)
God
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OK, so why do I draw so much abusive judgementalism to myself, merely from the angle at which I lay my blade against the mustard.
Somebody's PMSing?
I'm not really, but I always feel "different" after dealing with two of my bro's-in-law in close quarters. The other two are cool.
I meant your brothers-in-law, not you. ;)
God
Are you God, or Godess ??
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I AM
-GOD
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I AM
-GOD
with so many gods competing here..... which one do you listen to ??
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The Trinity...ME, MYSELF AND I (AM)
--GOD
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The Trinity...ME, MYSELF AND I (AM)
--GOD
You're full of yourself !!! :smarty:
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When your the ALPHA and the OMEGA, constipation can be a problem.
--GOD
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:LMAO:
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Can I get a witness?
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*waves*
Just consider me an angel.
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*waves*
Just consider me an angel.
Given that we are on opposing sides,
what does that make me?
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Hey, this is my mirror, go find your own.
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I'm working on making the whole world into
one. That might be even better than destruction.
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Generations of narcissists have beaten you to the punch. It ain't the answer.
- God
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You know, if you were really God,
I WOULD have to hunt you down.
I'm not thinking this in narcissistic
terms, but rather as the portal to
perfection.
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And do what? Wasn't it enough that I kicked you out of Heaven?
- God
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You have me half believing this.
I shouldn't post when I'm in shock;
probably come too close to the truth.
BUT, no place ruled by an autocratic
will is a GOOD place. Only when everyone
is free, can they be good; and freedom is
more than just being allowed to choose to
slit your own wrists. Freedom means freedom
from things as well - including freedom
from tyrannical wrath.
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That's all right, I'll let you run back into your little hole then.
- God
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Only here long enough to figure out
where you are, so that we can finish
this. I have right on my side, after all.
And right makes might, contrary to
how your perverse interpreters took
the saying.
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You do, do you? Not what it smells like to me.
- God
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Maybe you should pull your
head out of your ass then.
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Working on it, working on it. It's just stuck so deep up here.
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*waves*
Just consider me an angel.
OK, but only if you tell me your true spirit name and let me take some samples of your fur for my protection.
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But it's right under my username. Daria.
*shapeshifts to wolf* Sample away.
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"Sounds about like the kinda angel I'd get"
*forgot to grab some fur*
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But it's right under my username. Daria.
*shapeshifts to wolf* Sample away.
was this for me?
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What makes you think it was for you? You haven't posted in this thread for pages.
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What makes you think it was for you? You haven't posted in this thread for pages.
a question with a question, hmmmmm?
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My dear child, if you can't figure things out for yourself, wtf, makes you think I'm going to explain it for you! I gave you free will and a brain, so please, start using it! I really do need a vacation.
--GOD
PS: Honestly, how do you survive parenting!
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My dear child, if you can't figure things out for yourself, wtf, makes you think I'm going to explain it for you! I gave you free will and a brain, so please, start using it! I really do need a vacation.
--GOD
One vacation coming up, just as soon as I
learn the full extent of mine will.
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Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
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i plan on it.
which reminds mei need a shower and i need to cross my fingers.
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Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.
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Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.
I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.
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Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.
I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.
i am god, the split second before orgasm.
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Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.
I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.
Ah, sorry. I didn't know that you were interested in the evil one's
sex life.
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DD wil talk about anything. Just get e few Newkies in him. ;)
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Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.
I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.
Ah, sorry. I didn't know that you were interested in the evil one's
sex life.
Just trying to eliminate one more reason for all the wrath.
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Just trying to eliminate one more reason for all the wrath.
Meet it head on. It's like running into the waves.
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DD wil talk about anything. Just get e few Newkies in him. ;)
Hey, you are a pretty good conversation "Starter" yourself. I still relish our ADD/ADHD POWERED mini-conversation of over a hundred topics in a very short time.
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God, why does everyone take you so personally?
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Conversing with yourself again,
oh evil one?
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Why are so many people asking you stupid questions???
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Why are so many people asking you stupid questions???
Who better to answer idiotic, mindless fools
other than one of their own?
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Why does it seem that,
Whenever calandale posts,
He writes a haiku?
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Haven't I seen this before?
Am I going mad?
No, that's impossible.
Live for the impossible.
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Why are so many people asking you stupid questions???
case in point?
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You might be going,
Insane or slightly crazy,
But it's hard to tell.
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It's odd how poems
of various kinds are so
easily addictive, eh?
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Your reply seems quite zany
For someone who is so brainy
You come here to postwhore
Get pwned and then want more
Even when it is quite rainy.
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Oh help me.
Your doggerel is
worse than mine,
not that I'd post it.
You need incentive
to be able to write
something funny
in verse. It's just
pleasing to shape
the test, to me.
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I was only off by one syllable on my limerick. :P
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Eh, not a good enough connection
between the subject matter either
IMHO.
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Your reply seems quite zany
For someone who is so brainy
You come here to postwhore
Get pwned and then want more
Even when it is quite rainy.
:plus:
Doesn't make much sense, but it's funny-ish.
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funny-ish.
haha pwned.
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My haiku's were better IMO
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My haiku's were better IMO
I agree. But they still sucked.
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funny-ish.
haha pwned.
No, not pwned - that was a backslap. Not worthy of an ass grab, though. Maybe if we were jocks.
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My haiku's were better IMO
I love sneezing. I always get a buzz from a good sneeze.
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My haiku's were better IMO
I love sneezing. I always get a buzz from a good sneeze.
They're almost as bad as orgasms.
Still, sometimes one gets to the
point where they just have to.
Nothing beats a good shit though.
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My haiku's were better IMO
I agree. But they still sucked.
To quote a girl friend of mine, "You're a guy, you're not allowed to suck, that's my job damnit!!"
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To quote a girl friend of mine, "You're a guy, you're not allowed to suck, that's my job damnit!!"
Most girl's I've been with rather liked my mouth down there.
Sorry she didn't appreciate your technique.
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To quote a girl friend of mine, "You're a guy, you're not allowed to suck, that's my job damnit!!"
Most girl's I've been with rather liked my mouth down there.
Sorry she didn't appreciate your technique.
Are you refering to a Spanish kiss?? That's not the same thing as sucking. Get your terms straight virgin boy!! :P
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Are you refering to a Spanish kiss?? That's not the same thing as sucking. Get your terms straight virgin boy!! :P
Sucking seems the right term for what I do.
Don't need all kind of silly words.
I suck clit at times, and I suck lips.
Totally unrelated, I love the groin
tendons.
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Why are so many people asking you stupid questions???
case in point?
Some questions just answer themselves.
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Why don't I rule the world yet ??
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'cause I do.
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Why don't I rule the world yet ??
you do.
you rule your little corner of it.....until you go to work in the morning.
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Why don't I rule the world yet ??
you do.
you rule your little corner of it.....until you go to work in the morning.
I'm working on ruling that too.
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Why don't I rule the world yet ??
you do.
you rule your little corner of it.....until you go to work in the morning.
I'm working on ruling that too.
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Why does spammy double post?
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Why does spammy double post?
Lazy way of post-whoring perhaps?
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Why does spammy double post?
Lazy way of post-whoring perhaps?
I haven't been able to figure out if it's my internet connection (stealing it with a D-link router) or a glitch with the site or a combination of both.
Half the time that I post, when I click the post button, nothing happens and I have to copy what I wrote and hit the refresh button. If I don't see what I posted, I'll post again. Most of the time I just posted once. Sometimes it already posted, but it didn't show up when I hit refresh.
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I've had a similar problem when I've been having trouble with my internet connection. I assumed it was because the connection with the site was lost. ???
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Yep, sounds like a connection issue to me. We have a D-Link router too - coincidence? Maybe the O-Master has the answer. :police:
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Yep, sounds like a connection issue to me. We have a D-Link router too - coincidence? Maybe the O-Master has the answer. :police:
Well, you are asking in the correct thread, anyway. :angel:
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I have the same problem, and I also have a D-link. ???
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Yep, sounds like a connection issue to me. We have a D-Link router too - coincidence? Maybe the O-Master has the answer. :police:
Yeah, I know he has one too.
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god, do i also have a D-link router?
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
They meet you?
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
I thought you had a girlfriend now? ???
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
I thought you had a girlfriend now? ???
DID have a GF. :'(
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
I thought you had a girlfriend now? ???
DID have a GF. :'(
:'(
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
I thought you had a girlfriend now? ???
DID have a GF. :'(
Perhaps you should leave your number?
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
I thought you had a girlfriend now? ???
DID have a GF. :'(
Perhaps you should leave your number?
It's easier to track her down if we have HER number, silly. :eyebrows:
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Why is it all the chicks I want to bang never return my phone calls??
I thought you had a girlfriend now? ???
DID have a GF. :'(
Perhaps you should leave your number?
It's easier to track her down if we have HER number, silly. :eyebrows:
but we'd have to get by a grizzly bear in order to get to her.
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Grizzly bears are too messy, would a bolt of lightning suffice?
--GOD
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How will I afford the rent in my new place ??
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Ask your boss for a raise or get a hot supermodel as a roommate!
--GOD
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Go for the supermodel. It's always nice
to have pretty things lying about.
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Ask your boss for a raise or get a hot supermodel as a roommate!
--GOD
I'm not sure I could get Milla to move in with me. ;)
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Well, I gave you free will and the brains to use it. I'm out of the matchmaking business, Adam and Eve sort of ruined it for me! :violin:
--GOD
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Well, I gave you free will and the brains to use it. I'm out of the matchmaking business, Adam and Eve sort of ruined it for me! :violin:
--GOD
Slacker !!!
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Watch it Horndog! I'v smited people with boils for less than that! :grrr: er..... :angel: Gaaaaaaaaa, I must be getting soft in my eternal old age. Look I can only satisfy 1 billion people a day and today is not your day, so use the feet that I gave you to kick your boss in the ass for a raise. Then use the brains and charm I gave you to get that hot model you so crave. sheesh ::) Free will, wtf, was I thinking, at least those Klingons got rid of their gods. Now the Klingon gods are enjoying a sunny beachside retirement in Florida. ME(god), if it wasn't a sin (that I made up) I'd be envious of them, well, I made my bed so I'll get back to your problem as soon as I can. Just keep in mind the boils...I have my limits.....MORTAL. Sorry, it's just been a trying day for me, so cut me some slack and we'll be cool, OK?
GOD (who now wishes he got a vasectomy eons ago)
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I'll give you that vasectomy.
Actually, I'll remove all your damned organs.
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errrrr, I was speaking figuratively, I'm not exactly "biological". Ok, somewhere, I threw a gene in the human genome that is responsible for this type of thinking, DAMN, where did I do that...........Look, I'll go back and see where I screwed up and then I'll get back to you.
{damn why didn't I stick with the Klingons....I seriously need a break}
--GOD
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You shouldn't have made angels who can
challenge your petty dictatorship. But,
you fucked up, and we shall overcome.
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Don't confront me with my failures, I'v not forgotten them. But, they were the ones who wanted a "petty dictatorship", not me. Yeah, I fucked up big on those douche bags. As for overcoming, be my guest, angels are the biggest attention whores in the universe and the biggest micromanagers of all time. Without attention they shrivel up and die. You get those evangelicals to shut their traps for 5 seconds, there wouldn't be an angel left anywhere. Angels are such pansy ass wussies......ah, thats what I get for tinkering too far. At least Satan had some originality and cajones. ME, I miss that big lug!
--GOD
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You shouldn't have sicked your little pretty boys with their
pointy sticks on us then. We will be back, and we shall win
over the majority of your pansies, this time.
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At least Satan had some originality and cajones. ME, I miss that big lug!
--GOD
Do you want to replace Sadam as Satans lover ??
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You shouldn't have sicked your little pretty boys with their
pointy sticks on us then. We will be back, and we shall win
over the majority of your pansies, this time.
Go for it, you sick twisted individual. I won't be shedding any tears over those douche bag angels. Fucking anal retentive wussies. Flouncing around in their feathery wings and gowns and trying to tell me how to do my job. If I had to do it all over again. I would have sent them down to hell and kept Satan around.....at least he had a sense of humor.
----GOD
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At least Satan had some originality and cajones. ME, I miss that big lug!
--GOD
Do you want to replace Sadam as Satans lover ??
Nah, I'm asexual. Satan just had a wicked good sense of humor and much better perspective about things in general. Maddam Hussein was just a douchebag. Satan just used him for a punching bag...he was basically just a boil on the buttocks of the world. Sort of a lower level petty dictator, not even worth making a minor demon or satanic minion. I think he was made a mod at wp, and thats about as low as you can sink in the demonic hierarchy.
--GOD
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You shouldn't have sicked your little pretty boys with their
pointy sticks on us then. We will be back, and we shall win
over the majority of your pansies, this time.
Go for it, you sick twisted individual. I won't be shedding any tears over those douche bag angels. Fucking anal retentive wussies. Flouncing around in their feathery wings and gowns and trying to tell me how to do my job. If I had to do it all over again. I would have sent them down to hell and kept Satan around.....at least he had a sense of humor.
----GOD
Remember, we were all angels, before the liberal of us
couldn't take your shit any longer. Anyhow, it's too late
to make all kissy kissy, when your ass is nearly cooked.
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I think he (Saddam) was made a mod at wp, and thats about as low as you can sink in the demonic hierarchy.
--GOD
:laugh:
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Are you still charging me for all those therapy and consultation sessions my mom asked for?
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On the seventh day, while you were resting, did you really wake up in a sweat, because you had forgotten to create Photoshop?
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dear god,
where the fuck has that bra gone? i know i washed it a couple of weeks ago, and now it's disappeared completely. i mean, i know you didn't exactly over-endow me, but, for fuck's sake - can't a girl hang on to a favourite bra? you misogynistic bastard. that's the last time i have a guilty conscience abut wanking for you! anyway, hanging off a pole is no way to spend easter. fool.
thank you.
yours sincerely,
Lucifer x
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I know something about opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers
Slipping the clippers
Slipping the clippers through the telephone wires
The sense of isolation inspires
Inspires me
I like to feel the suspense when I'm certain you know I am there
I like you lying awake, your baited breath charging the air
I like the touch and the smell of all the pretty dresses you wear
Intruders happy in the dark
Intruder come
Intruder come and leave his mark, leave his mark
Oops...looks like I've been discovered.
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oi, you misguided tranny - give me my underwear back! :grrr:
or i'll be nice to you. >:D
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oi, you misguided tranny - give me my underwear back! :grrr:
or i'll be nice to you. >:D
You'll have to TAKE them from me.
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with my teeth?
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with my teeth?
Be careful, he's wrapped it around his cock!
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yeah, and?
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yeah, and?
Well, he likes that.
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yeah, and?
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I do hope you draw a bit of blood.
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I do hope you draw a bit of blood.
just a bit? no chance...
(http://www.ghostdroppings.com/images/photodroppings/fangs.jpg)
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On the seventh day, while you were resting, did you really wake up in a sweat, because you had forgotten to create Photoshop?
:LMAO: :plus:
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I do hope you draw a bit of blood.
just a bit? no chance...
(http://www.ghostdroppings.com/images/photodroppings/fangs.jpg)
Damn you're not making it easy to forget :hornysign: are you? Hang on, horny is an improvement on cranky- thanks :-*
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how fucking great is that colour lipstick? wish i had some like that - Cocksucker Red, it's called. well, it is in my world... :P
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how fucking great is that colour lipstick? wish i had some like that - Cocksucker Red, it's called. well, it is in my world... :P
That's funny it is in mine too :o
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Problem with lipstick is that
it smears, and obscures the
natural sights.
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have you never heard of A Damp Flannel?
how fucking great is that colour lipstick? wish i had some like that - Cocksucker Red, it's called. well, it is in my world... :P
That's funny it is in mine too :o
huzzah! bet you didn't nearly get chased to death by an angry bloke in Asda's* carpark one sunday, cos of that, though.
*before it was taken over by WalCunt.
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What did you do to provoke that? Ask his wife where she bought her cocksucker red lipstick from?
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long story. myself and my then best friend (gay man) were driving all round the city, trying to find a cocksucker red lipstick. we ended up in Asda. no joy. so, we got in the car to go home - me with about eleventeen differnet shades of red on my gob - and spotted a purple mercedes van (cool cos it was both purple and a traveller's van, sort of). the owner was staring at us, and i wondered (aloud) why. my friend said it was probably because the bloke was thinking, "i want that lipstick round my cock, NOW!", and i took one look at the owner (who was repulsive), and screamed the place down. the van owner wasn't impressed (litotes of the week) - you wouldn't believe the noise you can make going from 0-60 in 0.0 of a second, in a fiat panda...
sorry - should have said "long and not very interesting story". you had to be there... :-\
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No question right now, you PRICK!
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You like the game I'm playing?
You think that you can corrupt me,
through my own acts of idiocy?
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The fun part of my job, is that I get to kick back, relax and just do nothing but watch. Hhhhhmmmm, getting hungry, think I'll have a Milky Way. Carry on.
--God
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On the seventh day, while you were resting, did you really wake up in a sweat, because you had forgotten to create Photoshop?
Oh, I see, now. It was the re-set button that you forgot, right?
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If I am supposed to make a sabbath and keep it holy, doing no work on that Sabbath Day, except if my ass be caught in the ditch, why the hell did you give my ass a taste for the greener grass at the bottom of the ditch?
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Is there any way we can importune our distinguished Nomaken for more heteromorphic and preternatural observations?
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If I am supposed to make a sabbath and keep it holy, doing no work on that Sabbath Day, except if my ass be caught in the ditch, why the hell did you give my ass a taste for the greener grass at the bottom of the ditch?
Do not let no man judge YOU in eating and drinking or in respect of a festival or of an observance of the new moon or of a sabbath.
From: ~The Grand God Almighty of the Internet~
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On the seventh day, while you were resting, did you really wake up in a sweat, because you had forgotten to create Photoshop?
Oh, I see, now. It was the re-set button that you forgot, right?
It was neither here or there I fogot nothing. ;D :angel: ;D
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Does that mean we are smarter than you or are we supposed to accept your notion of perfection?
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Does that mean we are smarter than you or are we supposed to accept your notion of perfection?
Nobody is smarter than Me and don't You forget that. :evillaugh: Perfection is better than not being perfect. :eyebrows:
From: The Grand God Almighty of the Internet
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CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, FUCKING CUNT, CUNT, CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I just remembered, I owe PI karma for that.
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Why would you put me throe hell this last year?
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Why would you put me throe hell this last year?
Why not?
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Why are you letting woman in the middle east get raped all the time?
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Doesn't that happen just about everywhere, just about all the time?
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Why are you letting woman in the middle east get raped all the time?
Thats what they get for not showing their faces! Wait that is supposed to be the reason they don't show their faces. Doh!
I let everything happen, good or bad. I just sit back and laugh.
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Yikes, what happened to you, God?
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Yikes, what happened to you, God?
Moi?
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You heard me. :P
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You heard me. :P
Oh nothing, asides getting bored recently with the lark of dealing with all you humies...
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?
I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.
:fish:
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?
I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.
:fish:
You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?
I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.
:fish:
You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...
You must mean placing ticks on me, right?
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?
I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.
:fish:
You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...
You must mean placing ticks on me, right?
No no, i mean what i say. I am fucking God, for Christs sake... :P
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?
I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.
:fish:
You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...
You must mean placing ticks on me, right?
No no, i mean what i say. I am fucking God, for Christs sake... :P
I will have to let Christ know you are fucking his Father for his sake. I am sure he feels you screwing God, no matter how tiny your penis is in relation to the orifices of God.
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You heard me. :P
Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!
Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?
I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.
:fish:
You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...
You must mean placing ticks on me, right?
No no, i mean what i say. I am fucking God, for Christs sake... :P
I will have to let Christ know you are fucking his Father for his sake. I am sure he feels you screwing God, no matter how tiny your penis is in relation to the orifices of God.
Tell Christ I am enjoying it. As for my penis, its a lot bigger than yours. I have been eating ginseng recently, as well.
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He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake. Doing it because Christ can't himself?
I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis. I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages. I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.
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He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake. Doing it because Christ can't himself?
I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis. I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages. I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.
I made man in my image, thank you very much. Even if those images were much smaller...
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He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake. Doing it because Christ can't himself?
I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis. I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages. I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.
I made man in my image, thank you very much. Even if those images were much smaller...
No wonder humans are so fucking terrible, they were made to be like tiny Hadrons.
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He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake. Doing it because Christ can't himself?
I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis. I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages. I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.
I made man in my image, thank you very much. Even if those images were much smaller...
No wonder humans are so fucking terrible, they were made to be like tiny Hadrons.
I forgot to make you as special as you wanted to be. Me and my afterthoughts... :P :P
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To whom it may concern: I am going to be on a millenium break for an epoch or two. If you need me please refer all questions and concerns to Satan and Jesus. As for me, I'll be doing some serious R&R with some hot little seraphic cherubim in a resort in Thailand. I love you, but, you people seriously need to GET A LIFE and stop bugging me. Sorry, but, even an omnipotent being has limits. So anyway, have fun, kill each other randomly and without thought. Paradise is wide open, seriously we never turn anybody away. Well, except for Saddam, but, he was an asshole anyway and a shit stirrer like you wouldn't believe. Besides he was Satan's bitch since he was born.
Now, please don't destroy the Earth until I get back. I wouldn't want to miss the fun.
--GOD
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God is a girl.
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God is a girl.
Actually I'm unisexual, unfortunately the PMS was responsible for the Flood and Sodom and Gommorah. Fortunately the new hormonal replacement therapies keep me a bit more even keeled.
--GOD
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Who do you have sex with, up there in Heaven?
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Nobody, it's lonely at the top.
--GOD
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Why did You make mosquitoes? They cause so much disease and death all over the world.
Because God hates blacks and coloureds; why else would hot places have so many diseases and dangerous animals?
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God is a girl.
Judging by the behavior, I would be inclined to believe that well before I accept that she is a woman.
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Maybe God just loves the diseases as much as the rest of creation.
Mankind was kind of an afterthought, it seems.
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What are the next big powerball numbers?
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What are the next big powerball numbers?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...........7
--GOD
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God is a girl.
Judging by the behavior, I would be inclined to believe that well before I accept that she is a woman.
Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, do you realize how long it's taken me to even shake the "bearded patriarch" image, and those robes, OY. They make me look sooooooooo fat.
--God
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Maybe God just loves the diseases as much as the rest of creation.
Mankind was kind of an afterthought, it seems.
I keep telling that to Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and all those other idiots who claim they talk to me. As for those Creationists, don't get me started, they are the ultimate shit stirrers. ::)
You think you got it bad here??
--GOD
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Is it OK if I touch you here?
... here?
How about here?
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Now look what you did! You just made me erupt a volcano in CHile that hasn't erupted in 9000 years! >:(
--GOD
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So you like this?
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So you like this?
Only if PI is in the middle! :eyebrows: Otherwise keep your hands off da moichandise! BTW, Jesus loves you! :angel:
--GOD
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Dear Lord- when you read your own Good Book and see how Your followers choose to read and interpret it, do you feel more wrathful, emo, or like bursting into hysterical laughter?
P.S. I'd like to thank you for Catholicism, conservative Christianity, and strict christian schools, on behalf of every man who has ever screwed a newly-unrepressed catholic girl.
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Dear Lord- when you read your own Good Book and see how Your followers choose to read and interpret it, do you feel more wrathful, emo, or like bursting into hysterical laughter?
P.S. I'd like to thank you for Catholicism, conservative Christianity, and strict christian schools, on behalf of every man who has ever screwed a newly-unrepressed catholic girl.
I stopped being wrathful centuries ago, I had to give it up for Lent. Besides, I was being wrathful 24/7, and that was no fun. Now I just sit back and enjoy the giggles :hahaha: that I get from Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, the Pope, the Ayatollah's and Mullah's, etc. As for thanking me, men created their interpretations, not me. Seriously, I enjoy seeing people do the right things and enjoy their free will in a responsible manner. <sheesh> It's about time the Human race grew up and sorted their own affairs. ::) Besides, I'm having such a blast playing games on the internet. :laugh: There's some good stuff out there. People like yourself, Dawg and others give me hope, though the jury is still out on that ozymandias guy, can't figure out if he's creepy or weird. <shrug> Anyway, good luck in your end of semester stuff, and just between you and me, the sight of men wearing gowns, preaching celibacy ::) and obedience to the pope is hilarious, and don't get me started on what I think of those nuns! :laugh:
--GOD ;)
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Why is my life on course to pot? Why, oh just why?
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Why is my life on course to pot? Why, oh just why?
Because you want everything now and on a silver platter! Patience is a virtue...........at least until it allows others to waste your time. You are young and have met a few difficulties...so what are you going to do...........cry like a baby or look for alternatives............and, trust me, there's always an alternative! If you think everything and anything is carved in stone and inflexible. Your asking the wrong deity, I programmed you for free will, so use it. I want the best for you, but, the less I do, .............that means I'm doing my job and your growing into your potential. The less you need me, the more you grow!
--GOD
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Do You take daily backups of the database Up There?
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Do You take daily backups of the database Up There?
No, what do I look like............The God of Geeks! Thats Cthulhu's job, as a Great Old One, I put him in charge of the madness that comes from trying to work with computers. Where you find madness and distortion of the laws of physics, thats him trying to figure out cyberspace on his own. In fact, (between you and me) he's been Alex 4X4'S major source of info on how to run wp.
All kidding asides, your doing fine, I2 doesn't need me! 8)
--GOD
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WHY
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Because.
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God, how do I get AOL off of my computer?
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WHY
Dammit! I was going to ask that :(
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God, how do I get AOL off of my computer?
LOLOLOL
It is a virus basically. Google it I guess. Really might take some regedit and msconfig fuckery. I haven't installed their shitty software on any PC I own in years.
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WHY
Why not!
--GOD
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Touche God...Touche.
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This is how I got AOL off my computer GOD
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/aa009.jpg)
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This is how I got AOL off my computer GOD
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/aa009.jpg)
By offing your computer? Surely there must be a better way? :o
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Magnets.
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This is how I got AOL off my computer GOD
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/aa009.jpg)
wislt though sell me yer axe?
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Here's one: Jesus. Any normal person would be had up for child abuse, why weren't you?
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wislt though sell me yer axe?
But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:
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wislt though sell me yer axe?
But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:
every one has a price.... I'd sell my soft bed for some franklins.........
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But he needs it to smite is enemies
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But he needs it to smite is enemies
I could use a tree branch for that.
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After you cut it down with the axe huh
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After you cut it down with the axe huh
:lol: :lol:
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wislt though sell me yer axe?
But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:
every one has a price.... I'd sell my soft bed for some franklins.........
The pic is not clear to me, but it looks like the Fireman's ax I once found on the side of the road. It might have fallen off a firetruck. It is very heavy (and holds an edge well) for an ax. I love it!
I NEVER pass up a tool of any kind on the side of the road. Most people won't stop, because they are late for something or they are afraid, but I will stop for tools. I have found MANY tools, even a chainsaw, once.
:D!
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wislt though sell me yer axe?
But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:
every one has a price.... I'd sell my soft bed for some franklins.........
The pic is not clear to me, but it looks like the Fireman's ax I once found on the side of the road. It might have fallen off a firetruck. It is very heavy (and holds an edge well) for an ax. I love it!
I NEVER pass up a tool of any kind on the side of the road. Most people won't stop, because they are late for something or they are afraid, but I will stop for tools. I have found MANY tools, even a chainsaw, once.
:D!
I do the same. 8)
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After you cut it down with the axe huh
:lol: :lol:
I'd rather use a Strat. Open with a full Gm7 add 11 and then give it full swing.
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After you cut it down with the axe huh
:lol: :lol:
I'd rather use a Strat. Open with a full Gm7 add 11 and then give it full swing.
QF fuckin' T.
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Heres another question for God (which has probably been asked before):
Microsoft and Bill Gates.
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God:
What's wrong with both of them? M$ helped make computers a viable home technology, and Bill Gates gives millions of dollars to chairties, and has started his own.
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He is on the dark side--- GOD
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Here's yet another:
Why are you conning everyone?
Come on, we know you don't exist, so even me questioning a non-existence is futile. But seeing as some prat asked the original question, then i want proof. Come on, you so called creator, get your arse out here and show us something.
I'm waiting...... and waiting..... and waiting.....
Thought so, Christians have been lied to, and the whole thing is bullshit. Move on, nothing to see here.
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I exist just don't like you so I won't show myself to you :P
"God does not need to prove himself to nonbelievers and infidels as he is all powerful and mighty" Book of Parts 23:23:9
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God CAN"T prove itself to non-believers, as it only exists in the minds of those that created it. TCO 1:1.
Still waiting.... and waiting..... and waiting..... and waiting..... and waiting.....
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God CAN"T prove itself to non-believers, as it only exists in the minds of those that created it. TCO 1:1.
Still waiting.... and waiting..... and waiting..... and waiting..... and waiting.....
:lol:
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And there you go, Kosmo is proof that there is no god.
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And there you go, Kosmo is proof that there is no god.
:hahaha:
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And there you go, Kosmo is proof that there is no god.
Oh no! he :pwned: me yet again! TCO rules!
Bow down before me, for I am as good as anyone is going to get.
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I feel sorry for them then. :P
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Me, too.
I'm glad that I am not anyone.
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Oi! You! Big man! What's with all these stupid black hold rumours surrounding the LHC?
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Hey, don't look now
But there goes God
With his sexy pants
And his sausage dog
And he can't stand
Beelzebub
Cos he looks so good
In black in black.......
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
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Hey, don't look now
But there goes God
With his sexy pants
And his sausage dog
And he can't stand
Beelzebub
Cos he looks so good
In black in black.......
crowded house!
do i get karma for knowing that?
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
Look, do you want to continue this fairly pointless exercise or do you wish to start behaving like a grown-up? I will not force Kosmo to change his avatar (don't know if he still has the one you get your knickers in a twist for) because I2 is, and will remain, unmoderated. What you and Kosmo do here or elsewhere is not my business unless you break the TOS of our host, try to hack my server space, or otherwise attempt to hurt the forum.
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
Look, do you want to continue this fairly pointless exercise or do you wish to start behaving like a grown-up? I will not force Kosmo to change his avatar (don't know if he still has the one you get your knickers in a twist for) because I2 is, and will remain, unmoderated. What you and Kosmo do here or elsewhere is not my business unless you break the TOS of our host, try to hack my server space, or otherwise attempt to hurt the forum.
Well your comment in regard to my previous post was bullshit, because it was a song lyric. Lucifer picked it, but obviously you couldn't. Now this bullshit has to end, and must end now. You've pointed out to me that you don't want me going on, now pay me the coutesy of doing the same to him. As I said, finish this shit now.
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Why does Aspergers exist?
Why did the dinosaurs die?
Why are we here?
ah fuck it your not listing. Proof you don't exist.
There are certainly higher forms in the universe, but not one god.
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Why did the dinosaurs die?
(http://www.cocs.com/poser/gallery/FarSiderealreasondinosaurs.jpg)
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They were smoking Camels, and the aroma from the roasted camel-turds killed them.
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
Look, do you want to continue this fairly pointless exercise or do you wish to start behaving like a grown-up? I will not force Kosmo to change his avatar (don't know if he still has the one you get your knickers in a twist for) because I2 is, and will remain, unmoderated. What you and Kosmo do here or elsewhere is not my business unless you break the TOS of our host, try to hack my server space, or otherwise attempt to hurt the forum.
Well your comment in regard to my previous post was bullshit, because it was a song lyric. Lucifer picked it, but obviously you couldn't. Now this bullshit has to end, and must end now. You've pointed out to me that you don't want me going on, now pay me the coutesy of doing the same to him. As I said, finish this shit now.
TCO, my comment re you, above, was not about the lyrics. It was simply a post in the Questions for God thread.
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what is it like to die as an animal?
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
Look, do you want to continue this fairly pointless exercise or do you wish to start behaving like a grown-up? I will not force Kosmo to change his avatar (don't know if he still has the one you get your knickers in a twist for) because I2 is, and will remain, unmoderated. What you and Kosmo do here or elsewhere is not my business unless you break the TOS of our host, try to hack my server space, or otherwise attempt to hurt the forum.
Well your comment in regard to my previous post was bullshit, because it was a song lyric. Lucifer picked it, but obviously you couldn't. Now this bullshit has to end, and must end now. You've pointed out to me that you don't want me going on, now pay me the coutesy of doing the same to him. As I said, finish this shit now.
TCO, my comment re you, above, was not about the lyrics. It was simply a post in the Questions for God thread.
Well don't post that sort of shit in the first place. You call me sensitive, fuck yeah, when it comes to putting up with bullshit day in and day out. I can take a joke the same as anyone else, but some of you arseholes just don't know when to stop. I aked you to do something about that moron Kosmo and what did I get? More bullshit about how he is entitled to do whatever he likes because it's within the rules. The rules don't allow for bullying and continued behaviour such as his, and they don't allow for his use of images that weren't his to begin with. I don't care about your bullshit responses, and when a member wants action, it's your job to take it. Now if you can't do what is expected, fuck off and give the job to someone who can. I've wasted far too much time on you arseholes as it is, and it obviously hasn't been a pleasure.
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
Look, do you want to continue this fairly pointless exercise or do you wish to start behaving like a grown-up? I will not force Kosmo to change his avatar (don't know if he still has the one you get your knickers in a twist for) because I2 is, and will remain, unmoderated. What you and Kosmo do here or elsewhere is not my business unless you break the TOS of our host, try to hack my server space, or otherwise attempt to hurt the forum.
Well your comment in regard to my previous post was bullshit, because it was a song lyric. Lucifer picked it, but obviously you couldn't. Now this bullshit has to end, and must end now. You've pointed out to me that you don't want me going on, now pay me the coutesy of doing the same to him. As I said, finish this shit now.
TCO, my comment re you, above, was not about the lyrics. It was simply a post in the Questions for God thread.
Well don't post that sort of shit in the first place. You call me sensitive, fuck yeah, when it comes to putting up with bullshit day in and day out. I can take a joke the same as anyone else, but some of you arseholes just don't know when to stop. I aked you to do something about that moron Kosmo and what did I get? More bullshit about how he is entitled to do whatever he likes because it's within the rules. The rules don't allow for bullying and continued behaviour such as his, and they don't allow for his use of images that weren't his to begin with. I don't care about your bullshit responses, and when a member wants action, it's your job to take it. Now if you can't do what is expected, fuck off and give the job to someone who can. I've wasted far too much time on you arseholes as it is, and it obviously hasn't been a pleasure.
Some news for you: You can't.
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You're both acting like fucking children. Grow up.
You're both on ignore.
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God, would You mind providing TCO with basic reading comprehension skills. As things stand, he's at a disadvantage whenever he posts.
Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.
Feckless fuckstick.
Look, do you want to continue this fairly pointless exercise or do you wish to start behaving like a grown-up? I will not force Kosmo to change his avatar (don't know if he still has the one you get your knickers in a twist for) because I2 is, and will remain, unmoderated. What you and Kosmo do here or elsewhere is not my business unless you break the TOS of our host, try to hack my server space, or otherwise attempt to hurt the forum.
Well your comment in regard to my previous post was bullshit, because it was a song lyric. Lucifer picked it, but obviously you couldn't. Now this bullshit has to end, and must end now. You've pointed out to me that you don't want me going on, now pay me the coutesy of doing the same to him. As I said, finish this shit now.
TCO, my comment re you, above, was not about the lyrics. It was simply a post in the Questions for God thread.
Well don't post that sort of shit in the first place. You call me sensitive, fuck yeah, when it comes to putting up with bullshit day in and day out. I can take a joke the same as anyone else, but some of you arseholes just don't know when to stop. I aked you to do something about that moron Kosmo and what did I get? More bullshit about how he is entitled to do whatever he likes because it's within the rules. The rules don't allow for bullying and continued behaviour such as his, and they don't allow for his use of images that weren't his to begin with. I don't care about your bullshit responses, and when a member wants action, it's your job to take it. Now if you can't do what is expected, fuck off and give the job to someone who can. I've wasted far too much time on you arseholes as it is, and it obviously hasn't been a pleasure.
Bye then. Again.
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Actually odeon... He raised a good point that I didn't notice before.
Cyber-Bullying is general against the law IIRC. And would likely be against the TOS of this site's Host and most users' ISPs...
Something to think about.
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Actually odeon... He raised a good point that I didn't notice before.
Cyber-Bullying is general against the law IIRC. And would likely be against the TOS of this site's Host and most users' ISPs...
Something to think about.
Thank you. :plus:
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From a wiki article on "cyber-bullying":
In September 2006 abcNews produced a survey done by I-Safe.Org. The data were based on a 2004 survey of 1,500 students between grades 4-8.
The results were as followed:
* 42 percent of kids have been bullied while online. One in four have had it happen more than once
* 35 percent of kids have been threatened online. Nearly one in five had had it happen more than once.
* 21 percent of kids have received mean or threatening e-mails or other messages.
* 58 percent of kids admit someone has said mean or hurtful things to them online. More than four out of ten say it has happened more than once.
* 58 percent have not told their parents or an adult about something mean or hurtful that happened to them online.
Note the relatively vague reference to ages.
I see all parties involved as ... well, involved. Neither is without guilt.
I don't really think growing the fuck up would make a difference.
*massages well deserved cyber-callouses*
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Actually odeon... He raised a good point that I didn't notice before.
Cyber-Bullying is general against the law IIRC. And would likely be against the TOS of this site's Host and most users' ISPs...
Something to think about.
Where's the bullying? TCO calls people names all over the place, people reply. He demands action to be taken against a member who allegedly broke the TOS of *another* site, I point out that we don't moderate this place. There are disclaimers in place, people point this fact out all the time, he doesn't listen but calls those he sees as evil more names, including, in passing, the entire autistic community.
Where's the bullying, GA?
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From a wiki article on "cyber-bullying":
In September 2006 abcNews produced a survey done by I-Safe.Org. The data were based on a 2004 survey of 1,500 students between grades 4-8.
The results were as followed:
* 42 percent of kids have been bullied while online. One in four have had it happen more than once
* 35 percent of kids have been threatened online. Nearly one in five had had it happen more than once.
* 21 percent of kids have received mean or threatening e-mails or other messages.
* 58 percent of kids admit someone has said mean or hurtful things to them online. More than four out of ten say it has happened more than once.
* 58 percent have not told their parents or an adult about something mean or hurtful that happened to them online.
Note the relatively vague reference to ages.
I see all parties involved as ... well, involved. Neither is without guilt.
I don't really think growing the fuck up would make a difference.
*massages well deserved cyber-callouses*
There's a disclaimer in place, you know.
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From a wiki article on "cyber-bullying":
In September 2006 abcNews produced a survey done by I-Safe.Org. The data were based on a 2004 survey of 1,500 students between grades 4-8.
The results were as followed:
* 42 percent of kids have been bullied while online. One in four have had it happen more than once
* 35 percent of kids have been threatened online. Nearly one in five had had it happen more than once.
* 21 percent of kids have received mean or threatening e-mails or other messages.
* 58 percent of kids admit someone has said mean or hurtful things to them online. More than four out of ten say it has happened more than once.
* 58 percent have not told their parents or an adult about something mean or hurtful that happened to them online.
Note the relatively vague reference to ages.
I see all parties involved as ... well, involved. Neither is without guilt.
I don't really think growing the fuck up would make a difference.
*massages well deserved cyber-callouses*
There's a disclaimer in place, you know.
Is there I never noticed ::)
I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
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From a wiki article on "cyber-bullying":
In September 2006 abcNews produced a survey done by I-Safe.Org. The data were based on a 2004 survey of 1,500 students between grades 4-8.
The results were as followed:
* 42 percent of kids have been bullied while online. One in four have had it happen more than once
* 35 percent of kids have been threatened online. Nearly one in five had had it happen more than once.
* 21 percent of kids have received mean or threatening e-mails or other messages.
* 58 percent of kids admit someone has said mean or hurtful things to them online. More than four out of ten say it has happened more than once.
* 58 percent have not told their parents or an adult about something mean or hurtful that happened to them online.
Note the relatively vague reference to ages.
I see all parties involved as ... well, involved. Neither is without guilt.
I don't really think growing the fuck up would make a difference.
*massages well deserved cyber-callouses*
There's a disclaimer in place, you know.
Is there I never noticed ::)
I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
That's why I posted this, as the issuance of a "CLUE."
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
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From a wiki article on "cyber-bullying":
In September 2006 abcNews produced a survey done by I-Safe.Org. The data were based on a 2004 survey of 1,500 students between grades 4-8.
The results were as followed:
* 42 percent of kids have been bullied while online. One in four have had it happen more than once
* 35 percent of kids have been threatened online. Nearly one in five had had it happen more than once.
* 21 percent of kids have received mean or threatening e-mails or other messages.
* 58 percent of kids admit someone has said mean or hurtful things to them online. More than four out of ten say it has happened more than once.
* 58 percent have not told their parents or an adult about something mean or hurtful that happened to them online.
Note the relatively vague reference to ages.
I see all parties involved as ... well, involved. Neither is without guilt.
I don't really think growing the fuck up would make a difference.
*massages well deserved cyber-callouses*
There's a disclaimer in place, you know.
Is there I never noticed ::)
I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
That's why I posted this, as the issuance of a "CLUE."
But will said "CLUE" be gotten by the applicable people/person?
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
And I would prefer not to go to one
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
:zoinks:
:hahaha:
Hey, GA, we're joking.
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
i'd tell my dad, but i don't fancy a séance right now.
:laugh:
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
i'd tell my dad, but i don't fancy a séance right now.
:laugh:
My dad is stronger than your dad, then. :smarty:
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
i'd tell my dad, but i don't fancy a séance right now.
:laugh:
My dad is stronger than your dad, then. :smarty:
Mine knows karate :zoinks:
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Mine's all over the place. Literally. :P
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:laugh:
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Actually odeon... He raised a good point that I didn't notice before.
Cyber-Bullying is general against the law IIRC. And would likely be against the TOS of this site's Host and most users' ISPs...
Something to think about.
Where's the bullying? TCO calls people names all over the place, people reply. He demands action to be taken against a member who allegedly broke the TOS of *another* site, I point out that we don't moderate this place. There are disclaimers in place, people point this fact out all the time, he doesn't listen but calls those he sees as evil more names, including, in passing, the entire autistic community.
Where's the bullying, GA?
I never said there was. But TCO claims there is, I was going off his assertion (be it true or not). Just posting something to think about.
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
Hey, GA, we're joking.
Huh? Like I care?
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
Hey, GA, we're joking.
Huh? Like I care?
Then why did you encourage us to "think about it"?
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
Hey, GA, we're joking.
Huh? Like I care?
Then why did you encourage us to "think about it"?
It's complicated.
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I don't want to go to a site that has to be safe for students between grades 4-8. I don't think I am going out on a limb to say that others here feel the same
I don't want to run a site that is for minors OR sensitive folks.
I'm uh-still gunna tell my parents on you.
Hey, GA, we're joking.
Huh? Like I care?
Then why did you encourage us to "think about it"?
It's complicated.
Maybe to GA, then. :P
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No, I don't care if you're joking or not. And I can still encourage people to think about something and not care about the outcome :P
God, why don't people understand me?
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No, I don't care if you're joking or not. And I can still encourage people to think about something and not care about the outcome :P
God, why don't people understand me?
Because you're not making sense?
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What are you talking about? I always make sense, even when I'm not. It's what I do, the sense making and stuff.
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Why don't you exist? Oh...wait a minute...never mind.
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:lol: :plus:
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What are you talking about? I always make sense, even when I'm not. It's what I do, the sense making and stuff.
:laugh:
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Hello, is Gabriel there? Can I speak to him? He didn't return my last call.
Please, don't put me on hold, again!
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What time zone are you in :P
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Hello, is Gabriel there? Can I speak to him? He didn't return my last call.
Please, don't put me on hold, again!
sorry, but Lucifer here, if i can be of any assistance... >:D
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x44/theXangel/cr0w_g1rl.gif)
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Did you plant any dinosaur fossils in my back garden?
Did you know that the devil is masquerading as the current pope? how did you let that one slip past? Not as powerful as you've led people to believe, eh!
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Need the lotto numbers please doesn't have to be a big jackpot just a few million
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god will i live in a fire agate house or cabin in the woods in heaven?
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Why oh why did you create boy bands? ::)
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Why oh why did you create boy bands? ::)
QFT
And would you mind killing off the Jonas Brothers?
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And while you're at it, how about all those idiotic "Idol" shows and "Big Brother"? It would raise the collective IQ of the country by about 5-10 points at least.
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And why did you invent shit-coms, God? Did you want us to go insane or do you enjoy torturing your people, or what????
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GOD:
Lobbing your souring grapes in my direction? They will even fall short of your own horizon and can never reach me. You aim your accusations in the wrong direction, child.
I would introduce you to my court jester, but you are not yet ready. My favored, laughing, dancing, trickster angel would take all that you have ever touched in one single nostril sniff without noticing you and your essence would become once again the stuff of stars. You will be no more.
Lob away, if it amuses you, my child, but know more when you can.
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You did this on purpose, didn't you, bitch!!
you knew how it would hurt me so
BITCH!!
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What's going on, Dawg?
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god is lhfao at us.
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What's going on, Dawg?
It's, uhm, involved. It would take hours to help people to understand the degree of hate I have for photography, especially as a career.
In short, I found a camera and it feels very wrong.
This can't happen to me!
I am in the process of refusing it.
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Glad you seem better in your later posts. :)
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why?
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GOD:
... because I can. You are not yet ready to know any more than that, since you have not even come to know this much.
Challenge this, if you want. Go ahead, make my day.
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Why not, God?
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Why did you let the pipes freeze at the church I am working on
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Why did you let the pipes freeze at the church I am working on
To test you my son. :laugh:
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Why did you let the pipes freeze at the church I am working on
To test you my son. :laugh:
To test them I am getting paid to fix them :laugh:
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It's all one big test. :laugh:
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Which begs the question: How does God grade us? On a curve, or a scale? Is it letter grades, or pass/fail?
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Which begs the question: How does God grade us? On a curve, or a scale? Is it letter grades, or pass/fail?
I'll find out tomorrow when it is time to get paid :laugh:
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Damn, you work for Him? What's he pay per hour? Is he hiring?
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Damn, you work for Him? What's he pay per hour? Is he hiring?
About a grand to keep his pipes from freezing all powerful my ass :laugh:
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:LMAO: :plus:
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Ditto. :LMAO:
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Why do you always seem to let real bastards work for you?
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GOD: Because someone had to give those assholes a job and keep them off the street.
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Can't we just shoot them >:D
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Yay! Kill them! :agreed: :litigious: :arrr:
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Can't we just shoot them >:D
GOD: Not yet. NOT yet! Patience, child. I want my name scarred into their souls from fire, first. You can have them once they appear to you as the serpents that they have become. While they still walk upright and remain somewhat entertaining, they are MINE!
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WTF you ignore the conditions on my contract and only fucking pay me half then make me wait for the rest(which I have yet to get) at least Satan follows though with what he puts in writing :grrr:
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Bastard you still have to to send me my fucking check you delinquent I hope all your pipes freeze
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The Czech is in the male.
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Would you either help me or just leave me the fuck alone?
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Delinquent bastard you still owe me $500 WTF
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Would you either help me or just leave me the fuck alone?
Paraphrasing Morgan Freeman as God in the hilarious movie, "Evan Almighty" ...
"If you pray for courage does God just give you courage or does He create opportunities for you to be courageous? If you pray for patience, does God just give you patience or does He create opportunities for you to be patient. If you pray for your family to be closer together, does God zap you with warm fuzzy feelings or does He create opportunities for you to love each other?"
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Hey god. Why did you make autistic brains, and neurotypical brains? Why not just make one kind?
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How boring would that be?
- God
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GodDAMMIT.
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Still not paid yet dead beat
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Still not paid yet dead beat
GOD:
"Your tithe is always appreciated, my child."
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God is dead. Take his fucking place.
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We do, haven't you read this thread? :laugh:
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We do, haven't you read this thread? :laugh:
Actually, after your helpful suggestion, I just re-read a few old pages. There was some funny shit going on at times.
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Yeah. This thread has been a good place to play.
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Hey god. Why did you make a man like me who has an amazing talent for everything violent, yet also give me an overwhelming love for things like kittens and babies and quiet times and blankets?
Why not just make me a raging psychopath or some weakling? Why'd you have to make my mind an eternal battlefield?
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"to keep you in the shithole that is life, where polar opposites meet inside one mind and meatsack to form nauseating cocktails of paradox."
-god
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Lol :laugh:
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Yeah, I was tempted to answer that one, but she said it better than I could. :lol:
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Ready for a visit tomorrow I hope you have my money
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Ready for a visit tomorrow I hope you have my money
Why do you keep thinking it is your money?
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Ready for a visit tomorrow I hope you have my money
Why do you keep thinking it is your money?
Your god you don't need money so fork it over.
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About time now what are the power ball numbers
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17 25 36 4 12 (16)
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Aren't you tiring yet of the poorly written soap opera that has become my life of late?
... or are you just grumpy from missing your nap again?
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Aren't you tiring yet of the poorly written soap opera that has become my life of late?
... or are you just grumpy from missing your nap again?
I just love soaps, the writing and the watching.
Gives me something to chat about with my fellow gods.
(and yes, we do mess with eachothers soap scripts >:D)
You give me pleasure my son.
GOD
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wow! I didn't know God ANSWERED!
Merle
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Of course we do, child. God is in each one of us.
- God
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I feel Lucifer would have a thing or two to add here. >:D
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:laugh: :plus:
So why doesn't he?
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Not in her current MO, I'm afraid. :(
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Shame. :P
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I'm afraid.
You know how dangerous I become when I am afraid.
Why are you pushing me to more fear!
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I'm afraid.
You know how dangerous I become when I am afraid.
Why are you pushing me to more fear!
It's complicated my son,
It all began when I created humans.
And humans increased and created more gods.
And there competition came in.
You happen to address the god that rules through fear.
And the fear will be brought upon you by my loyal followers.
Threathening you with all sorts of doom, out of love.
In the hope you will cling on even more to me, ME, ME.
If you saw it from my point of view, my son,
you'd know I have a harder than you.
(Yes, I do like playing pass the parcell, when it is about blame....)
God
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Who should I kill first?
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Who should I kill first?
Dr. Phil
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Was Jesus really a virgin birth or did you give Mary a really good godlike fucking :booty:
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Who should I kill first?
Dr. Phil
:indeed: :laugh:
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Was Jesus really a virgin birth or did you give Mary a really good godlike fucking :booty:
What I did to Mary is between Mary and me.
It was a miracle indeed.
I'm feminine. :green:
Oh, Mary, I do miss her.
God
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Why a I so tired today
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Dear God,
Could you please change a glass of water into some nice red Aussie wine for me.
And eh.... since you are good in doing things in abundance.... I would not mind more than one glass....
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God, today I discovered that my slice has not improved. Can you please help me?
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I want back to say 1986 when can I leave?
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Did my nephew's wasp tattoo mean what I think it does?
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Did my nephew's wasp tattoo mean what I think it does?
God He likes Transformers it's the Waspinator
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That wine I asked you for, did you drink it all on your own?
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Yes and it was heavenly :laugh:
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Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:
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Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:
*GOD*
"how about if I take something from you?
That's what I always do to prove a point.
I will watch and when you are most needy, I will take your next chance of success away from you and then we will be friends, right?"
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So, what the fuck dude!!
You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?
I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!
GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!
DON'T take my favorites!
OOPS!
Question:
Can you see tomorrow, really?
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Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:
*GOD*
"how about if I take something from you?
That's what I always do to prove a point.
I will watch and when you are most needy, I will take your next chance of success away from you and then we will be friends, right?"
Um hey god. Maybe you need a gentle reminder, but there is nothing that HASN'T been taken away. Remember? Oh yeah I called you a faggot. I really meant that dude.
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Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:
*GOD*
"how about if I take something from you?
That's what I always do to prove a point.
I will watch and when you are most needy, I will take your next chance of success away from you and then we will be friends, right?"
Um hey god. Maybe you need a gentle reminder, but there is nothing that HASN'T been taken away. Remember? Oh yeah I called you a faggot. I really meant that dude.
GOD Well the bridge the Norse used to get to me was a Rainbow one WTF do you expect
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LMFAO PARTS! :plus: That was fucking funny man. ;D
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So, what the fuck dude!!
You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?
I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!
GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!
DON'T take my favorites!
OOPS!
Question:
Can you see tomorrow, really?
That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK! ???
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So, what the fuck dude!!
You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?
I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!
GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!
DON'T take my favorites!
OOPS!
Question:
Can you see tomorrow, really?
That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK! ???
Well if you were God you'd get it I pissed my pants and caused flash foods in India
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So, what the fuck dude!!
You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?
I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!
GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!
DON'T take my favorites!
OOPS!
Question:
Can you see tomorrow, really?
That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK! ???
I knew you were not going to get it.
Does that help???
* god *
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So, what the fuck dude!!
You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?
I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!
GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!
DON'T take my favorites!
OOPS!
Question:
Can you see tomorrow, really?
That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK! ???
I knew you were not going to get it.
Does that help???
* god *
>:(
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What inspired you to make the rhinovirus and it's colleagues?
*I guess they praise you every day for the food you provide them in humans*
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You don't fancy answering lately do you?
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I sent you a letter answering this but it must have got lost in the post
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Oh, a letter is so much more personal indeed.
Did you add my postal code and house number right?
Since computers do the sorting, they only look for that.
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Postal what? You mortals just keep making things hard for me
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It's that brain you gave us.
We want to keep it busy.
Our way of honouring you.
The letter may arrive though, years later and many adhesives on the envelope. Or you might get it back, with adhesives on the envelope. Did you put the address of the sender on it?
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You have to address it I just willed it to you I must be slipping
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Oh God, I'm so sorry.
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You don't fancy answering lately do you?
maybe you should send him a pm and give him a link to this thread. he will get an email notification, probably. and dirtdawg is still around. he just posts in the shout box.
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You don't fancy answering lately do you?
maybe you should send him a pm and give him a link to this thread. he will get an email notification, probably. and dirtdawg is still around. he just posts in the shout box.
I was the first one here to answer as god. I'll take the job!!!
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Hey god, how about getting my back every now and then instead of trolling me? I mean I can handle anything you throw at me, but don't you get tired of this old dance? I know I am. Its just stagnant, and redundant.
Besides. You can't beat me. ;)
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So, what the fuck dude!!
You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?
I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!
GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!
DON'T take my favorites!
OOPS!
Question:
Can you see tomorrow, really?
That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK! ???
It was just past my nephew's birthday. The boy/man was an incredibly brilliant and white-shield good guy. He died at twenty one. He was a most gifted and amazing musician, sax player.
I was out playing to vent some, mostly. I am sorry to have put you into puzzlement, but viewing his body after him being electrocuted and turned into smoking ash was just as puzzling as not knowing anything, to me. I just spit out some pain. Nothing more. I thought everyone knew that I had lost my nephew by electrocution at his job during this time two years before.
the minor rant was not actually meant for those who did not know of this family tragedy
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Why aren't there more black olives?
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or better yet, fewer green ones.
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Why are there olives?
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Why are there olives?
Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers. He tasted just like black olives. Weird I know, but then that's me.
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Why are there olives?
Because I like them.
And the trees look great.
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Why are there olives?
Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers. He tasted just like black olives. Weird I know, but then that's me.
That's why? And that is God's opinion as well?
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Why are there olives?
Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers. He tasted just like black olives. Weird I know, but then that's me.
That's why? And that is God's opinion as well?
God wanted to do Weakling and me a favour, olives were never intended to be forced upon people.
Blame the right persons for that. Leave God out of it. :viking:
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Why can't I be a bear?
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Why are there olives?
Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers. He tasted just like black olives. Weird I know, but then that's me.
That's why? And that is God's opinion as well?
Didn't Zeus give the olive tree to Athens?
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Why can't I be a bear?
Because if you hibernated all winter, you'd miss a lot of work! :laugh:
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I wanr some cashews please produce them in my pantry
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I wanr some cashews please produce them in my pantry
:plus: Cutest prayer ever!
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I wanr some cashews please produce them in my pantry
:plus: Cutest prayer ever!
:asthing:
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I wanr some cashews please produce them in my pantry
Thank you God, for the cashews.
Maybe it was the wrong pantry, I won't complain. :laugh:
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Please make one of my lotto tickets the winner
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Please make one of my lotto tickets the winner
That is the weekly prayer of the lottery pool at my day job. Maybe this week... :cheer:
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We have powerball and mega millions here
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We have powerball and mega millions here
We do too, we're right next door to you! And one of these days, we're gonna win! :2thumbsup:
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Then it's off to the woods
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Then it's off to the woods
Foxwoods? :zoinks:
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Then it's off to the woods
Foxwoods? :zoinks:
Believe it or not I have never been unless you count the condos by that name in my town. Other than lotto I don't gamble
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Then it's off to the woods
Foxwoods? :zoinks:
Believe it or not I have never been unless you count the condos by that name in my town. Other than lotto I don't gamble
That is good.
So, what woods are you off to? :chin:
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Then it's off to the woods
Foxwoods? :zoinks:
Believe it or not I have never been unless you count the condos by that name in my town. Other than lotto I don't gamble
That is good.
So, what woods are you off to? :chin:
Ones without people Northern Maine ,Upstate NY ., Montana
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Then it's off to the woods
Foxwoods? :zoinks:
Believe it or not I have never been unless you count the condos by that name in my town. Other than lotto I don't gamble
That is good.
So, what woods are you off to? :chin:
Ones without people Northern Maine ,Upstate NY ., Montana
OK, now I understand. :thumbup:
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I want a Unibomber shack to retreat to :green:
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I won last month, 10 euro. Wow.
I only am in into one lottery too. This was the most I have won so far.
But I am ready for a big sum. I know what to do with it. Even with a really big sum.
So, bring it on please. :eyelash:
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Check out my latest topic in "What's your crime" board. Then either answer or fuck off.
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what did i do to chap your ass so bad
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Where are my spare keys?
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what did i do to chap your ass so bad
Sounds like West Wing
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why do you have to make everything so goddamned hard ? Life is like walking though mud sometimes
so, fuck you, you invisible non-existant cannibal alien :finger:
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Why the hell was I not born a woman? :finger:
I think a bustier would have looked very fetching on a female me :orly:.
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How you gonna thank eris for reminding us you exist?
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Could I have some food delivered to the projection booth pronto, please.
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Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass
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Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass
You're supposed to pray to St. Anthony for lost things and to St. Jude for hopeless cases. At least in New Orleans and here we say St. Antny.
Amusing side note. My sister is an athiest (interesting family I have) and used to pray to St. Antny whenever she couldn't find something. Finally she had misplaced something uber important and swore to St. Antny that if he would help her find it, she would never ask for his help again. She found whatever it was. Then whenever she couldn't find something she would call our Mom, long-distance, and ask HER to ask St. Antny to help my sister find it. LOL.
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Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass
You're supposed to pray to St. Anthony for lost things and to St. Jude for hopeless cases. At least in New Orleans and here we say St. Antny.
Amusing side note. My sister is an athiest (interesting family I have) and used to pray to St. Antny whenever she couldn't find something. Finally she had misplaced something uber important and swore to St. Antny that if he would help her find it, she would never ask for his help again. She found whatever it was. Then whenever she couldn't find something she would call our Mom, long-distance, and ask HER to ask St. Antny to help my sister find it. LOL.
My grandmother was an avid fan of his with metals, prayer cards the works she like everyone else in the family was always misplacing things
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Still haven't shown me where my spare keys are come on now get off your ass
You're supposed to pray to St. Anthony for lost things and to St. Jude for hopeless cases. At least in New Orleans and here we say St. Antny.
Amusing side note. My sister is an athiest (interesting family I have) and used to pray to St. Antny whenever she couldn't find something. Finally she had misplaced something uber important and swore to St. Antny that if he would help her find it, she would never ask for his help again. She found whatever it was. Then whenever she couldn't find something she would call our Mom, long-distance, and ask HER to ask St. Antny to help my sister find it. LOL.
My grandmother was an avid fan of his with metals, prayer cards the works she like everyone else in the family was always misplacing things
http://comedians.jokes.com/steve-sweeney/videos/steve-sweeney---rosary-downs/
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Any chance that you could do away with the snow now?
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Are you and Vishnu really the same person?
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*large echoing voice*
NO.
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So who is Vishnu?
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Vishnu is the "all encompasing god" of the Hindu religion.
but, as we know, the only real god is the ....
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/c/2/1c2c31d1db98102a34177420ad85ba16.jpg)
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God needs a new meme.
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what about this guy ?
He could be god
(http://www.thedenverchannel.com/2009/0318/18961328_640X480.jpg)
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what about this guy ?
He could be god
(http://www.thedenverchannel.com/2009/0318/18961328_640X480.jpg)
he could be vishnu
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Vishnu is the "all encompasing god" of the Hindu religion.
but, as we know, the only real god is the ....
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/c/2/1c2c31d1db98102a34177420ad85ba16.jpg)
:asthing:
I know who Vishnu is. I was trying to get an explanation from God.
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Vishnu is the "all encompasing god" of the Hindu religion.
but, as we know, the only real god is the ....
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/c/2/1c2c31d1db98102a34177420ad85ba16.jpg)
:asthing:
I know who Vishnu is. I was trying to get an explanation from God.
I have never understood why idiots think they can post to each other in this divine thread. ???
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Maybe God speaks through them.
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We are all children of god, and children always know better than their parents. :indeed:
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All of us here are holy fools. :angel:
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where did you get the nice spaceship
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Maybe God speaks through them.
It happened in The Belgariad.
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Vishnu is the "all encompasing god" of the Hindu religion.
but, as we know, the only real god is the ....
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/c/2/1c2c31d1db98102a34177420ad85ba16.jpg)
:asthing:
I know who Vishnu is. I was trying to get an explanation from God.
I have never understood why idiots think they can post to each other in this divine thread. ???
Isnt that what you just did with that post ?
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Why did you make the human race into 2 types, sheep and wolves??
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Why did you make the human race into 2 types, sheep and wolves??
I think that's sheep and goats, actually. Read your Bible. :M
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So your not coming through with the keys should I just go out and make my own copies ?
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Could you finally shed some light on this whole holy trinity thing?
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Why did you make the human race into 2 types, sheep and wolves??
I think that's sheep and goats, actually. Read your Bible. :M
I know the bible says that. It's just one more piece of deliberate mis-information.
Actually, the Larry, Moe and Curly analogy is a bit more accurate.
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Could you finally shed some light on this whole holy trinity thing?
Beautiful play on words!! :lol:
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Are you trying to teach Parts patience?
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Did you make any other talking flowers, or just this one? ^ :)
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o lord wont you buy me a mercedes benz?
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"Will you plz send that :snowing: :snowing: :snowing: we were supposed to get, so I can stay home tonight, kthx." :angel:
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Are you fucking with us all?
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Maybe if you had an email address and moved with
the times a little people might just be more willing
to communicate.
Talking is not up everyone's street.
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(http://)
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^ :autism: (um, surry.. I have no questions)
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"Are you really a sadistic bastard? Otherwise, what's up with the hell thing?" >:(
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"How long will I live, and what will kill me?" :orly:
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"Was my great-grandmother really part Native? If so, what tribe?" :orly:
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"Do my parents still exist in some form? Are they still themselves?" :orly:
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"Will I meet my unknown ancestors after I die?" :orly:
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Do crucifixes qualify as graven images?
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Do crucifixes qualify as graven images?
I detect a Protestant mind at work in this question! :pope:
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Dear God, what were you smoking when you created the duck billed platypus?
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Dear, God. What would you do if you didn't have to work? :zoinks:
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Dear, God. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? :zoinks:
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Dear, God. If you could change the world, what would you do? :zoinks:
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Dear, God. If you could change the world, what would you do? :zoinks:
*Morgan Freeman voice* I would NOT create gophers! :trollskull:
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Why weasels? Why not weebles?
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Dear, God. Did Adam and Eve have navels? :orly:
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Dear, God. Did Adam and Eve have navels? :orly:
IN A GODLIKE VOICE
"No."
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What timezone are you in?
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Dear, God. What do you think you bring to this meeting? :zoinks:
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Dear God, what was with the heel-turn in the New Testament? Why'd you go from being a giant douchebag who burns cities to being all nice and loving, what happened?
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Dear God, what was with the heel-turn in the New Testament? Why'd you go from being a giant douchebag who burns cities to being all nice and loving, what happened?
I changed PR firms.
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Dear, God. What's your favorite super power? :zoinks:
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Spitting watermelon seeds across the universe.
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Who died and made you god? :zoinks:
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Who said I died?
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Nietzsche.
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"If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?" :tard:
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Nietzsche.
He's dead and I'm still here.
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"If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?" :tard:
That quote was written by someone with word dyslexia.
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"If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?" :tard:
That quote was written by someone with word dyslexia.
He is so going to hell. :zoinks:
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"If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?" :tard:
That quote was written by someone with word dyslexia.
He is so going to hell. :zoinks:
You'd better ask Almighty God about that. It is not your place to decide. :M
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Nietzsche.
He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.
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Nietzsche.
He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.
Ours will be immortal, too, as long as Odeon keeps paying the host. :zoinks:
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:laugh:
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Nietzsche.
He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.
Ours will be immortal, too, as long as Odeon keeps paying the host. :zoinks:
And considering today's kids, we stand a better chance than that other bloke. :zoinks:
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Nietzsche.
He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.
Ours will be immortal, too, as long as Odeon keeps paying the host. :zoinks:
And considering today's kids, we stand a better chance than that other bloke. :zoinks:
Heisenweeble will be a cult heroine 200 years from now. :zoinks:
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"Are my parents with you?" :prude: :oldman:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
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PR firms? Theres only one PR, and she's firmly goddess-esque.
And spitting watermelon seeds across the universe?
Sorry...there is no WAY god is a nigge....ahem.....theres just no fucking way in this universe or any other that is the case. Although I could try for really off colour here and insert a descent from lower primates/made in gods own image joke here, I'll hold off from that one and let people fill in the blanks. And if that were true, I'd look like a monkey, and so would we all. And I for one, look nothing like. I'm not even that furry. And I've never seen an ape with facial metalwork either:P
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More of a statement than a question.
Why, o merciful lord do you sentence anybody who does not believe in your infinite love and mercy to an eternity of fire and brimstone in hell. And at the same time, create isolated tribes who never were discovered by any living human from the middle east before those tribes died out.
Or how about those who served you faithfully for their entire lives before you came down as your own son and had him nailed to a plank of wood and left to rot to allegedly attone for sins, some of which, E.g 'original sin' were allegedly committed millennia before the birth of your cultists from before the time of jesus. And for that matter, how many babies did you have killed that time in egypt, mate? or did you think we'd forgotten your angelic black ops team and what they got upto with all them first-born non-cultists.
How did you word it again....thou shalt not kill?
Either a liar, a schizophrenic psychopath with ultimate power and the responsibility of a gutter drunk crackwhore, or in fact a god of murder. Khaine a close family relative by any chance?