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Offline Leto729

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #165 on: January 20, 2007, 07:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 20, 2007, 05:07:29 PM
Oy God, Give Steve a nice kick up the ass and remind him that he is missing the chance of a lifetime  :laugh:
The Grand God Almighty of the Internet: "will give Him a kick in His ass."
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #166 on: January 20, 2007, 07:10:46 PM »
 :laugh: ust hope he doesn't prefer it that way  ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #167 on: January 22, 2007, 04:28:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 20, 2007, 05:06:03 PM
Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
7 x 77.  of course.  if my wise sage McJ said so then take him at his word.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #168 on: January 22, 2007, 04:32:13 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 22, 2007, 04:28:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 20, 2007, 05:06:03 PM
Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
7 x 77.  of course.  if my wise sage McJ said so then take him at his word.

                                                                       -God (and yes, i am a female)
7 x 77 meant to be taken literally of figuratively?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #169 on: January 22, 2007, 04:39:38 AM »
LOL, Kevv :laugh: +
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #170 on: January 22, 2007, 04:40:47 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on January 22, 2007, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: McJagger on January 22, 2007, 04:28:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 20, 2007, 05:06:03 PM
Hey, God, if you see your son up there, would you ask him how many times he meant us to turn the other cheek before hitting back?
7 x 77.  of course.  if my wise sage McJ said so then take him at his word.

                                                                       -God (and yes, i am a female)
7 x 77 meant to be taken literally of figuratively?
each man is supposed to decide for hisself.  what part of yes i am a female didn't you understand?


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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #171 on: January 31, 2007, 09:45:06 AM »
How could God be anything other than female. Man was constructed.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #172 on: January 31, 2007, 09:46:05 AM »

Are you really, I mean REEEEEEEALLLLLY omnicient?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #173 on: January 31, 2007, 09:56:58 AM »

Do I really have to kill Cain if I see him, or did someone make that shit up.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #174 on: January 31, 2007, 11:02:00 AM »
<SIGH>  I said, "To kick his ass", not to kill him!  <SIGH>  Thats what you get when you have inferior ghost writers!  <SIGH>  One works with what one has.  <SIGH>

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #175 on: January 31, 2007, 11:14:45 AM »
:LMAO:
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #176 on: February 02, 2007, 11:08:48 AM »
god, why so many quizes?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #177 on: February 02, 2007, 11:42:24 AM »
How did Sarah ever allow Abraham out of the tent with a knife and Isaac, at the same time? What did you do to her?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #178 on: February 02, 2007, 01:05:32 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 02, 2007, 11:42:24 AM
How did Sarah ever allow Abraham out of the tent with a knife and Isaac, at the same time? What did you do to her?

WHAT, why should I get all the blame!!  Sheesh, I just told Abraham that he needed to spend some quality time with his son and since Sarah was in Menopause.  I just thought that she  might like a little peace and quiet.  I had no idea that Abraham was a nutjob!  You can take the man away from the pagan beliefs, but, you can't take away the pagan beliefs from the man.  I hate human sacrifice, the blood, guts and the smell of flesh burning on an altar is just sickening! >:(  The screaming is mind blowing, you have no idea how long I had to work to get that thought out of his head.  <SIGH>

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #179 on: February 07, 2007, 05:41:39 AM »
Looks like god has a conscience after all:

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