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ozymandias

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #255 on: April 29, 2007, 05:07:03 PM »
My dear child, if you can't figure things out for yourself, wtf, makes you think I'm going to explain it for you!  I gave you free will and a brain, so please, start using it!  I really do need a vacation. 

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PS:  Honestly, how do you survive parenting!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #256 on: April 29, 2007, 06:04:39 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on April 29, 2007, 05:07:03 PM
My dear child, if you can't figure things out for yourself, wtf, makes you think I'm going to explain it for you!  I gave you free will and a brain, so please, start using it!  I really do need a vacation. 

                                               --GOD


One vacation coming up, just as soon as I
learn the full extent of mine will.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #257 on: April 30, 2007, 08:49:03 PM »

Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #258 on: April 30, 2007, 08:50:54 PM »
i plan on it.

which reminds mei need a shower and i need to cross my fingers.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #259 on: April 30, 2007, 08:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 08:49:03 PM

Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.

Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #260 on: April 30, 2007, 09:04:38 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 08:57:22 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 08:49:03 PM

Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.

Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.

I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #261 on: April 30, 2007, 09:05:31 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 09:04:38 PM
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 08:57:22 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 08:49:03 PM

Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.

Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.

I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.
i am god, the split second before orgasm.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #262 on: April 30, 2007, 09:23:01 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 09:04:38 PM
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 08:57:22 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 08:49:03 PM

Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.

Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.

I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.

Ah, sorry. I didn't know that you were interested in the evil one's
sex life.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #263 on: April 30, 2007, 09:53:01 PM »
DD wil talk about anything. Just get e few Newkies in him.  ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #264 on: April 30, 2007, 10:35:17 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 09:04:38 PM
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 08:57:22 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 08:49:03 PM

Haven't you gotten laid, lately? I think it might help.

Not sure who this was targeted at, but not in a couple
of years. Working on it, but it's not enough for me.

I posted that directly to the thread topic, but thanks for the update.

Ah, sorry. I didn't know that you were interested in the evil one's
sex life.

Just trying to eliminate one more reason for all the wrath.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #265 on: April 30, 2007, 10:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 30, 2007, 10:35:17 PM

Just trying to eliminate one more reason for all the wrath.

Meet it head on. It's like running into the waves.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #266 on: April 30, 2007, 10:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on April 30, 2007, 09:53:01 PM
DD wil talk about anything. Just get e few Newkies in him.  ;)

Hey, you are a pretty good conversation "Starter" yourself. I still relish our ADD/ADHD POWERED mini-conversation of over a hundred topics in a very short time.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #267 on: May 01, 2007, 12:11:47 AM »
God, why does everyone take you so personally?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #268 on: May 01, 2007, 12:40:34 AM »
Conversing with yourself again,
oh evil one?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #269 on: May 01, 2007, 08:09:01 PM »
Why are so many people asking you stupid questions???
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