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Offline Lurk Hurk Gurk

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #180 on: February 07, 2007, 09:52:25 AM »
Why so self-righteous?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #181 on: February 07, 2007, 04:13:20 PM »
Because it's fun.
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #182 on: February 07, 2007, 04:16:22 PM »
Well at least you admit it now!  Took ya long enough!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #183 on: February 07, 2007, 04:29:27 PM »
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #184 on: February 08, 2007, 02:59:45 PM »
Well at least you admit it now!  Took ya long enough!

                              --Buddha

Hey, at least I have a self!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #185 on: February 08, 2007, 04:11:41 PM »
Well, anybody who goes around proclaiming themselves as the "Alpha and the Omega" better have a sense of self!  Mr. "I AM", sheesh, get over yourself, you big attention whore!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #186 on: February 09, 2007, 01:22:08 PM »
Hey, when you're this good, you deserve it. Better than obsessing over a big empty nothing.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #187 on: February 09, 2007, 01:59:29 PM »
Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #188 on: February 09, 2007, 02:00:25 PM »
Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?

You mean Shakira?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #189 on: February 09, 2007, 02:04:49 PM »
Enlightenment is never about nothing, nor is it empty! :eyebrows:  It's better than leading Moses by the nose around a desert for 40 years!
I could here you laughing all the way over here!  Is that where you got the idea of calling humans your "flock"?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #190 on: February 15, 2007, 06:53:18 PM »
Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?

You mean Shakira?

Why does Shakira look like a pyromaniac?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #191 on: February 15, 2007, 06:54:30 PM »
Why are your answers delivered by a pyromaniac?

You mean Shakira?

Why does Shakira look like a pyromaniac?

Because she's HOT! :drool:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #192 on: February 16, 2007, 03:58:49 AM »
* groan *
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #193 on: February 25, 2007, 03:15:21 PM »
What do we have to do to make you laugh?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #194 on: February 28, 2007, 06:33:33 PM »
Why am I here God?
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