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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #585 on: March 21, 2010, 06:52:19 PM »
Quote from: McMorrison on February 03, 2010, 06:46:16 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 03, 2010, 05:36:50 PM
You don't fancy answering lately do you?
maybe you should send him a pm and give him a link to this thread.  he will get an email notification, probably.  and dirtdawg is still around.  he just posts in the shout box.

I was the first one here to answer as god. I'll take the job!!!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #586 on: May 11, 2010, 07:58:21 AM »
Hey god, how about getting my back every now and then instead of trolling me? I mean I can handle anything you throw at me, but don't you get tired of this old dance? I know I am. Its just stagnant, and redundant.

Besides. You can't beat me. ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #587 on: May 20, 2010, 04:53:24 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 04, 2009, 07:34:24 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 01, 2009, 02:38:07 PM
So, what the fuck dude!!

You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?


I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!




GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!

DON'T take my favorites!


OOPS!

Question:

Can you see tomorrow, really?

That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK!  ???

It was just past my nephew's birthday. The boy/man was an incredibly brilliant and white-shield good guy. He died at twenty one. He was a most gifted and amazing musician, sax player.

I was out playing to vent some, mostly.  I am sorry to have put you into puzzlement, but viewing his body after him being electrocuted and turned into smoking ash was just as puzzling as not knowing anything, to me.  I just spit out some pain. Nothing more.  I thought everyone knew that I had lost my nephew by electrocution at his job during this time two years before. 


the minor rant was not actually meant for those who did not know of this family tragedy
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #588 on: May 20, 2010, 06:53:19 PM »
Why aren't there more black olives?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #589 on: May 20, 2010, 07:03:46 PM »
or better yet, fewer green ones.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #590 on: May 21, 2010, 12:45:11 PM »
Why are there olives?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #591 on: May 21, 2010, 02:54:27 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Why are there olives?

Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers.  He tasted just like black olives.  Weird I know, but then that's me.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #592 on: May 21, 2010, 02:55:39 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Why are there olives?

Because I like them.

And the trees look great.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #593 on: May 21, 2010, 03:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on May 21, 2010, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Why are there olives?

Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers.  He tasted just like black olives.  Weird I know, but then that's me.

That's why? And that is God's opinion as well?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #594 on: May 21, 2010, 03:12:06 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 03:01:53 PM
Quote from: Weakling on May 21, 2010, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Why are there olives?

Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers.  He tasted just like black olives.  Weird I know, but then that's me.

That's why? And that is God's opinion as well?

God wanted to do Weakling and me a favour, olives were never intended to be forced upon people.

Blame the right persons for that. Leave God out of it.  :viking:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #595 on: May 21, 2010, 04:23:24 PM »
Why can't I be a bear?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #596 on: May 21, 2010, 04:24:53 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 03:01:53 PM
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Quote from: odeon on May 21, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Why are there olives?

Because the absolute best kiss I ever had was when my husband had had quite a few beers.  He tasted just like black olives.  Weird I know, but then that's me.

That's why? And that is God's opinion as well?

Didn't Zeus give the olive tree to Athens?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #597 on: May 21, 2010, 09:34:58 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 21, 2010, 04:23:24 PM
Why can't I be a bear?

Because if you hibernated all winter, you'd miss a lot of work! :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #598 on: May 22, 2010, 01:14:20 AM »
I wanr some cashews please produce them in my pantry
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #599 on: May 22, 2010, 07:04:44 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 22, 2010, 01:14:20 AM
I wanr some cashews please produce them in my pantry

:plus: Cutest prayer ever!
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