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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #60 on: December 26, 2006, 09:06:31 AM »
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god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?

Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??

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but that was called the emaculate reception.

 ... or was that the ejaculate deception?  I heard he beamed the jizz in, Star Trek style.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #61 on: December 26, 2006, 11:57:14 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 26, 2006, 08:45:02 AM
Quote from: Ebawheezer Spooge on December 25, 2006, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 25, 2006, 08:32:11 PM
god, why didn't you do mary, are you ghey?

Of cours I banged Mary, where do you think Jesus came from??

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but that was called the emaculate reception.

That's because my penis is imaculate.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #62 on: December 26, 2006, 12:12:50 PM »

Since we are judged by the company we keep, what does it really say about me, that all my friends have been assholes?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #63 on: December 27, 2006, 11:06:42 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 26, 2006, 12:12:50 PM

Since we are judged by the company we keep, what does it really say about me, that all my friends have been assholes?

Damn!!! the only reply I can think of is "birds of as feather".............

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2006, 11:29:28 AM »

Do you have any questions for me?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2006, 11:31:40 AM »

Can you turn me into a water molecule and put us ... I mean ME in a vacumm?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2006, 03:46:57 PM »
if all things happen for a reason then why George W Bush?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2006, 09:08:14 PM »
“God has a sense of humor? Of course! That explains everything!”
- Dogbert.

"That would explain everything."
- Margin notes.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2007, 04:25:04 AM »
You know how long it's been since we last talked, so why is it so many people give me credit for restoring their faith in you?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2007, 04:12:30 AM »

Can I have a new president, now?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2007, 04:14:40 AM »
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Can I have a new president, now?

In just two more years, my child.  Be patient.  Right now his replacement would be Cheney and he even shoots his friends.  ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2007, 04:28:51 AM »
Thanks, for the perspective.

Do I need to start getting used to the idea of voting for Hillary?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2007, 11:34:08 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 06, 2007, 04:28:51 AM
Thanks, for the perspective.

Do I need to start getting used to the idea of voting for Hillary?
why not.

maggie thatcher didn't do much harm.  how bad could hilary be?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2007, 09:33:01 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 06, 2007, 04:28:51 AM
Thanks, for the perspective.

Do I need to start getting used to the idea of voting for Hillary?

No, I won't allow her to become President, because after that,........she'd want MY job!!!   :o :o :yikes:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2007, 09:34:55 PM »
Hillary Clinton.................Hmmpf!! why did I ever make that cunt.

I'll have to file her in with my other mistakes like the duck-billed platypus.
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