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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #540 on: February 25, 2009, 06:05:40 PM »
Ready for a visit tomorrow I hope you have my money

Why do you keep thinking it is your money?

Your god you don't need money so fork it over. 
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #541 on: February 28, 2009, 06:50:28 PM »
About time now what are the power ball numbers
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #542 on: March 01, 2009, 02:24:28 AM »
17 25 36 4 12 (16)
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #543 on: March 01, 2009, 04:55:17 AM »

Aren't you tiring yet of the poorly written soap opera that has become my life of late?

... or are you just grumpy from missing your nap again?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #544 on: March 01, 2009, 05:10:58 AM »

Aren't you tiring yet of the poorly written soap opera that has become my life of late?

... or are you just grumpy from missing your nap again?

I just love soaps, the writing and the watching.

Gives me something to chat about with my fellow gods.

(and yes, we do mess with eachothers soap scripts  >:D)

You give me pleasure my son.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #545 on: March 01, 2009, 11:40:49 AM »
wow! I didn't know God ANSWERED!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #546 on: March 01, 2009, 12:12:56 PM »
Of course we do, child. God is in each one of us.

- God
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #547 on: March 01, 2009, 12:16:01 PM »
I feel Lucifer would have a thing or two to add here.  >:D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #548 on: March 01, 2009, 12:29:15 PM »
 :laugh:  :plus:

So why doesn't he?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #549 on: March 01, 2009, 12:30:24 PM »
Not in her current MO, I'm afraid. :(
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #550 on: March 01, 2009, 12:31:09 PM »
Shame.  :P
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #551 on: March 01, 2009, 05:54:32 PM »

I'm afraid.

You know how dangerous I become when I am afraid.

Why are you pushing me to more fear!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #552 on: March 02, 2009, 06:53:13 AM »

I'm afraid.

You know how dangerous I become when I am afraid.

Why are you pushing me to more fear!

It's complicated my son,

It all began when I created humans.

And humans increased and created more gods.

And there competition came in.

You happen to address the god that rules through fear.
And the fear will be brought upon you by my loyal followers.
Threathening you with all sorts of doom, out of love.
In the hope you will cling on even more to me, ME, ME.

If you saw it from my point of view, my son,
you'd know I have a harder than you.

(Yes, I do like playing pass the parcell, when it is about blame....)


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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #553 on: March 05, 2009, 07:18:11 AM »
Who should I kill first?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #554 on: March 05, 2009, 10:16:10 AM »
Who should I kill first?
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