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Offline Leto729

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #120 on: January 11, 2007, 02:46:22 PM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 11, 2007, 02:34:04 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on January 11, 2007, 07:21:54 AM
Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?

I created evolution............. does that answer your question??

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Evolution is only Adaption only My little God.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #121 on: January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM »
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #122 on: January 13, 2007, 10:36:45 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.

I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!

                                                           -God
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #123 on: January 13, 2007, 12:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on January 13, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.

I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!

                                                           -God

And I thought every girl wanted a horse!

                                                      --Buddha
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #124 on: January 13, 2007, 07:05:22 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 13, 2007, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on January 13, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.

I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!

                                                           -God

And I thought every girl wanted a horse!

                                                      --Buddha

You're quite right Buddha, my bad.

                                               -God  ;D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #125 on: January 13, 2007, 07:08:29 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 13, 2007, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on January 13, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.

I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!

                                                           -God

And I thought every girl wanted a man hung like a horse!

                                                      --Buddha

Better  ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #126 on: January 13, 2007, 07:10:30 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 13, 2007, 07:08:29 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on January 13, 2007, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on January 13, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.

I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!

                                                           -God

And I thought every girl wanted a man hung like a horse!

                                                      --Buddha

Better  ;)

 :LMAO:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #127 on: January 13, 2007, 07:28:42 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 13, 2007, 07:08:29 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on January 13, 2007, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on January 13, 2007, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:47:54 AM
God, can you send another miracle our way? We need one.

I send you Miracale....................the dog!!!

                                                           -God

And I thought every girl wanted a man hung like a horse!

                                                      --Buddha

Better  ;)

PI, you have been a naughty girl....GO TO MY ROOM! :evillaugh:  We need to work on your karma, hard and fast!

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True enlightenment is not for the timid! :eyebrows: :evillaugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #128 on: January 13, 2007, 07:29:32 PM »
Am I going to get a spanking??  ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #129 on: January 13, 2007, 07:31:10 PM »
True enlightenment works in mysterious ways! :evillaugh:

                                                              --Buddha
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Offline Leto729

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #130 on: January 13, 2007, 11:16:31 PM »
enlightenment comes from within
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #131 on: January 14, 2007, 07:23:07 AM »
i have read several posts this morning and this is the first one i have responded to.  am i losing my touch?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #132 on: January 14, 2007, 08:50:56 AM »
What is my great purpose in life?  :-\
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #133 on: January 14, 2007, 04:57:26 PM »
Will I ever feel forgiven, or will I feel inferior and guilty even in the afterlife?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #134 on: January 14, 2007, 06:01:19 PM »
Will he never see beyond my flaws and see me for who I am, and love me for that?  :-\
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