how many times on average do you wank per week?
What party to you vote for?
when you wank, do you wank to completion?
And how noisy is completion for you?
you have stated several times that you are open minded about sex:
have you and dunc ever considered mate swapping or swinging?
open!I don't know why people would judge us for that, but they do- they still see it as 'cheating' or claim that we obviously can't satisfy each other sexually.
why would someone judge that?
my relationship is closed, but i am rooting for my wife to find a boyfriend because guess what that means for me?
and i bet its a relief for dunc as well. i mean he's no longer a 19 year old now is he?
if you wouldn't mind feel free to answe the vague questions in this post. however you see fit?????
You can find one too??
QuoteYou can find one too??
i have a great job, what more does it take?
remember: american women were talking about.
but if that doesnt help me, i live 2 hrs from tijuana, $30 can buy anything there.
can you remember a time in your life when you felt utterly helpless, and totally out of your control?
how did this make you feel?
i will read in a few hours good night!
All the time, including right now.? And it makes me feel sad, panicked and completely and utterly lost. I feel lost everytime I realise that I don't belong anywhere
All the time, including right now. And it makes me feel sad, panicked and completely and utterly lost. I feel lost everytime I realise that I don't belong anywhere
Well rest assured you belong here (even if you have to hear it from a halfwit like me!!) :)
Have any interesting hobbies other than wanking and this place?
Edited because I wrote 'I sex' instead of 'I sew'? oops? :)? And I did it again when I wrote this the first time? :D
Edited because I wrote 'I sex' instead of 'I sew' oops :) And I did it again when I wrote this the first time :D
Do you think that was a Freudian slip?
where's happeh?
we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.
Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.
Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.
Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
and would you let McJagger take the photo?
Fill in the blank:
PI: Let's have sex.
Man: No.
PI: ...
OK, here's a situation:
You wake up one morning and you find Tony Blair in bed with you! You are both naked. What do you do?
Surely instant custard isn't as instant as the ready made variety from the tins?
Answer me THAT then!?
lol I dunno, but that's one of those questions that pops into my head at 3 in the morning and stops me from sleeping.
Also, I'm not satisfied you answered my question...I shall have to Google sometime ;)
What is it about the particular way you live your life that makes you most proud?
Is Tony Bliar really a Jim Henson puppet?
OK, here's a situation:
You wake up one morning and you find Tony Blair in bed with you! You are both naked. What do you do?
Spend a minute wondering how the hell I got there, then handcuff him to the bed and hold him hostage till he drops some of his more cuntish policy suggestions.
Dunc said this elsewhere;Yep. She's not my type. Besides, PI knows my type anyway
QuoteDunc said this elsewhere;Yep. She's not my type. Besides, PI knows my type anyway
will you describe dunc's type of lady?
Do you do Pot Noodle?
Do you believe that some form of morality (not the ability to accept morality, but actual moral tendencies) can be, or is, present in humans regardless of what they have been taught and exposed to? In simplistic terms, are some morals hard-wired in some or all humans? Elaborate on this your answer as much as you like.
Do you believe that some form of morality (not the ability to accept morality, but actual moral tendencies) can be, or is, present in humans regardless of what they have been taught and exposed to?? In simplistic terms, are some morals hard-wired in some or all humans?? Elaborate on this your answer as much as you like.
This is a tricky one and something I've not really given much thought to before so my answer might be a bit half-arsed? :D? I actually believe that the survival instinct and the instinct to protect our offspring could actually lead to a very different 'moral code' developing.? I believe that unless we're taught that its wrong to steal,kill, etc people would use whatever means necessary to ensure their family had the best chance of survival.?
Has a man ever tried to get you drunk?
What should go a pizza, your hinus?
Have you ever tried mushroom, ham and pine apple........on a pizza?
List 5 bad habits that you have.
Who likes sex more; you or Dunc?
What's the weirdest inanimate object you've ever spoken to?
Do you wish the guys here would post more semi-n00dz?
1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspers?
2. what do you least have in common with most aspers?
Least in common: whilst I have some degree of mind-blindness I am able to try figure out why people are acting a certain way, it just takes me some time (and I'm not always right); my sleep patterns are strange but not to the degree that a lot of peoples are.
Who are you attracted to on Intensity?
robertN, let me make your last question simple.
peter's body*
my wildchild
duncs charm
*until that is, fluorescent shows peter to shame.
What was the worst experience you had that hit you for six?
What was the worst experience you had that hit you for six?
Have you ever made a special meal for a special someone? If so describe the meal and the person.
who is that in your avatar.Yeah its Christian Slater in Heathers- the bit right at the end before he blows himself up.
my guess is the guy from laBamba
or christian slater
but doesn't he look like the guy in labamba, you know neal diamond son.
its actually a pretty good movie.
did you know that in my youth when i took care of myself i was offen compared to a slightly less sexy christian slater?
Did you ever fart when having sex?
Where pleased or offended by your anagram?
On the other hand, were you pleasingly offended?
Alternatively, is it none of my damn business whatsoever?
You're kinda like a mother figure to me (same goes with Vivi). Does that bother you?
I was amused and slightly confused :)
I was amused and slightly confused :)
why the confusion, was there an allusion?
unavailable = married
Nurturing Sadistic Angry Neurotic Individuals
Some individuals are politically sadistic, if not socially sadistic.
The word was meant to be used in a sentence, not as a definition of you.
There are few people on here that I feel free to be completely myself with because some seem to have made their mind up about me based on little information.
have you noticed lucifer agreeing with everything you have been saying lately?
oh no. i dont think that is the case.
i was just wondering, how are you? has your weekend been restful or stressfull?
Do you wear a hat?
If not, why not? and if so, why?
Have you ever wished you could have taken another path in life? And if so what would that path be?
How did you first find out about AS?
How old were you at the time?
how come you haven't answered in the what is your hair color thread?
my bad.
what movie has scared the bejesus out of you more than any other?
have you had a chance to review this thread?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=617.120
How old are your kids? NT/AS?
That must be tough for all of you. I somehow ended up with two NT kids, the care and feeding of whom is often baffling to me.
have you had a chance to review this thread?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=617.120
I haven't looked at the thread since late last night- I had to log off in a hurry last night cos my daughter had a nightmare- is there anything in particular I should be looking out for??
If it was the picture you posted it was fucking hilarious :D
How would you rate anal sex?
would you consider yourself a hedonist?
have you ever been a worry free hedonist?
ie: like before you had kiddos?
do you find yourself to be more level headed when you are tense from horniness, or after a good shagging?
What is your favorite color?Red
What is your birth month?
What is your favorite spice besides salt and sugar?
What would your ideal meal be?
What are your strenghts?
What subjects in school were you good at?
Have you gone to college?
Post whore!!
Should I spread my legs this time?
When two people have penetrated sex, is there any sguiggy sounds involved?
Should I spread my legs this time?
Why? What are you expecting me to do to you?
When two people have penetrated sex, is there any sguiggy sounds involved?
Hard to hear over the moaning ;)
Should I spread my legs this time?
Why? What are you expecting me to do to you?
The question you should be asking his: "What do you want my jealous husband to do to your wang? Rip it off?"
Should I spread my legs this time?
Why? What are you expecting me to do to you?
The question you should be asking his: "What do you want my jealous husband to do to your wang? Rip it off?"
Perhaps I would if I had a jealous husband :D
Should I spread my legs this time?
Why? What are you expecting me to do to you?
The question you should be asking his: "What do you want my jealous husband to do to your wang? Rip it off?"
Perhaps I would if I had a jealous husband :D
You mean, daddy bear will never get angry at fools like that?
Well, that's a bore. :/
Should I spread my legs this time?
Why? What are you expecting me to do to you?
The question you should be asking his: "What do you want my jealous husband to do to your wang? Rip it off?"
Perhaps I would if I had a jealous husband :D
Do you think this country needs to be more bilingual on par with our European neighbours?
do you drink? if so what is your favorite drink?
baby
What is the most amount of money you have had?
What are some of the most generous things you have done?
How do you like your meat done?
Do you like lightining?
Is rain relaxating?
What is your favorite smell?
Is it physcially fit men who sweat?
Do you smoke?
What is your major nationality?
QuoteWhat are some of the most generous things you have done?
I have a tendency IRL to do anything for anyone, unfortunately I often get taken for a mug because of it. I don't want to name specific examples cos it makes me feel uncomfortable
Guess what me too.
Are you afraid of the dark?
What insects bother you the most?
Are you allergic to anything?QuoteHow do you like your meat done?
Raw with the special sauce that comes included ;)QuoteDo you like lightining?
Yes and no- it facinates me but unnerves me at the same time.Quote
Is rain relaxating?
Yes, very- I love the rain.QuoteWhat is your favorite smell?
Is it physcially fit men who sweat?
Whilst I do like the smell of fresh male sweat I wouldn't say its my favourite smell. My favourite smell is nag champa incense- it makes me horny.QuoteDo you smoke?
Yes, but I know I should quit, I just enjoy it so much.Quote
What is your major nationality?
English with some Scottish.
Are you afraid of the dark?
What insects bother you the most?
Are you allergic to anything?
what is your cup size?
you have been drinking Jack Daniels since you were 13? :o
see my Jack and diet cups were the double barrelled tumblers 32 oz. variety.
i'd like about 3-4 per night. back in the day.
and i poured like this:
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaack and diet coke 8)
Do you think that life is purpose?
what i mean is, do you think that we are all placed here individually for a specific purpose or do you think that most people are meant to simply eke out an existence?
and don't get me wrong i am not talking about money, i am talking about living, not just being.
PI, i respect you.
its mine also. i know it is.
i don't really feel compelled to explain why i think so. we both know why.
PI, why oh why oh why oh why did you have to have THAT picture of HIM as your new avatar? i m now so distracted, i can hardly remember what the fuck i was reading in the thread. drool, dribble, squelch (and some of that's from my mouth 8) ).
Johnny Depp rules.
Johnny Depp rules.
Johnny Depp rules.
So peegai, are you Gay for Johnny Depp??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZIELrYGKDE&search=gay%20for%20johnny%20depp
Johnny Depp rules.
So peegai, are you Gay for Johnny Depp??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZIELrYGKDE&search=gay%20for%20johnny%20depp
I just think he's a good actor, but meh, call it a gay fetish then. :p
I gotta watch Pirates of the Caribbean someday. I heard alot of good press over that movie.
I gotta watch Pirates of the Caribbean someday. I heard alot of good press over that movie.
:o You've never seen it?? :o
For some reason I also find this one incredibly distracting :angel:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/GayJohnny.gif)
I gotta watch Pirates of the Caribbean someday. I heard alot of good press over that movie.my wife saw it with her sister and the kids. she said, and i quote, "Its was just like peter mackenzie, it never really finished."
just shit and giggles.
didn't you realize that this was PI's ask away thread?
and besides what are you going to do. give me a large forehead like praetor?
just shit and giggles.
didn't you realize that this was PI's ask away thread?
would you like it gone?
do you know what the term, en fuego, means
well you know how you wake up some mornings and it seems like just another day but you soon find out its not, because you are en fuego today.do you know what the term, en fuego, means
Yes, on fire,why???
well you know how you wake up some mornings and it seems like just another day but you soon find out its not, because you are en fuego today.do you know what the term, en fuego, means
Yes, on fire,why???
you.
you were in perfect form.
you
you were on fire.
does it matter? its all about you. ;)
about your migraine. might i suggest a better strain om marijuana?
If Johnny really turned up to 'shiver your timbers', would you melt in his arms like a chocolate bar in a trucker's back pocket, or would you scream and hide behind Dunc?
where are you?
did you make s'mores?
did you stay in a cabin, or pitch tents?
You wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
You wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
Don't tell me you've caught glitteritus ::)
Do you like Eddie Izzard?
Do you like Eddie Izzard?
To be honest I've not really watched much of his stuff- he kinda freaks me out cos he looks like a school 'friend' who was a right bitch to me.
Do you like Eddie Izzard?
To be honest I've not really watched much of his stuff- he kinda freaks me out cos he looks like a school 'friend' who was a right bitch to me.
Well, he is a transvestive. But he's funny, though.
Do you get orgasms out of dangerous situations?
do you think that j. depp has a little too much eye makeup in your avatar?
its probably all those months at sea, kinda feminises them a bit.
Did you get a tan on your trip to the coast?
is dunc all excited about the presence of color?
also,
do you vacation at the coast nearly every year?
it is my wifes.
i was saying in post an offensive fact about yourself how i used to wear her thoings to college when we were still dating, and it used to make me so horny. because i felt so, so, sexy.
hardy har, har.
i was much thinner back then and the thong wasn't so tight.
also, i had a well manicured pube region also.
you know, how all singlke women have that nice landing strip, but then, when they gey married they tend to let it grow out, like the rain foresst.
no, it turned me on, because i could still smell the faint aroma of vagina.
did you know that i think that my penis has a sense of smell. or at least the sense of familiarity?
i wasn't clear, i meant all single women seem to take care of their bikini line.
but it isn't a priority for married women.
do you think i am the only guy on I² who has worn a woman's thong?
when i discussed my penis' sense of smell or sense of familiarity;
i cannot spoon my wife without getting an erection.
is that wierd?
but every single time, and even when she is fully dressed?
no, because i am afraid of the answer.
i am afraid that my wife doesn't find me sexy anymore.
yes i know that.
i am just too selfish to accept her thought process.
even when she isn't pregnant, i know that she is self conscious of her stretch marks (she had two 9 1/2 pound babies natural).
but the truth is, sex is a big issue with me, and i want it constantly (unless she wants it constantly).
why?
even though we are married, she never wants to do it when one of our parents are in the same house.
but i want to do it more than ever.
Do you get orgasms out of dangerous situations?
What do you mean by dangerous situations?
Do you get orgasms out of dangerous situations?
What do you mean by dangerous situations?
You know, when it's a matter of life or death.
What do you do when you need to stimulate your creativity?
Do you ever make Dunc dress up as a pirate and wear eyeliner?
would you prefer naked and erect, or does it matter?
how are those migraines that you were having a couple weeks ago?
nonexistent, i hope.
happy birthdat PI.
now that you are thirty, you may be as dirty as you like.
Do you think that being selfish of oneself guarantees a better chance at finding happiness than to act selfless towards others?
What can you say about the large influx of foreign people coming over into this country (the UK overall)? Do you feel rather xenophobic about it, or do you think it's a good thing?
how are your parents doing?
What does a HGV driver drive?HGV= heavy goods vehicle. In his last job he was driving a big articulated lorry.
do you have any opinion on the flo matter?
So how has purposefullinsanty been doing it seem You took some time off from Intensitysquared?
How have you been doing kevv?I have My good days and bad days too. :D :(
i just wanted you to know that i spammed the ask me threads. looks like we will have a full house.
after they are in the buff.i just wanted you to know that i spammed the ask me threads. looks like we will have a full house.
Excellent- when are you going to tell everyone that the clothing optional bit was a lie?? >:D
But when I heard about the principles of Intensity something was sparked inside of me- and whilst I believe that time has also been a huge factor in my recovery-I had something that I felt strongly about again; I had somewhere to post when I wanted to pretend that everything was going well for me and posting on here did help prevent me from allowing myself to sink. Even the arguments I had with you helped- it lit the fire inside me again, and although at times I fucking hated you for being so pigheaded I was willing to fight you to make you stick to these ideals. And having something to fight for really does help.
and remove the disclaimer in bold. who would smite you for opening up?
Quoteand remove the disclaimer in bold. who would smite you for opening up?
I think I'll keep the disclaimer because its the one thing that was hard for me to open up about on here and I deserve smiting for almost crying whilst I was typing it.
i felt the fear, and the courage, in your post. good writing.Quoteand remove the disclaimer in bold. who would smite you for opening up?
I think I'll keep the disclaimer because its the one thing that was hard for me to open up about on here and I deserve smiting for almost crying whilst I was typing it.
do you recall what your karma count was before that post?
do you recall what your karma count was before that post?
Nope- sorry, was some where in the low 70's I think.
so then we can conclude that the karma system is based apon content, rather than a popularity contest...
do you recall what your karma count was before that post?
Nope- sorry, was some where in the low 70's I think.
so then we can conclude that the karma system is based apon content, rather than a popularity contest...
To be honest Kevv I don't know what to do about that. If we put a lower limit on karama (after which it is reset), do we also put an upper limit on?ÂI see.
And just out of interest- where you aware that Robert has still been smiting people himself? Does he have more right to do that since his karma is low? Or do we all have the same right to smite or applaud anyone?
I had not looked at RobertN's karma and I did not realize it was at -55. I will reset it to zero if he wants me to.Thazt would be nice if if RobertN wants it?
I just looked, and he has changed his name to Romega Wobert now and he has this text in his profile:
Please SMITE above - thank you.
Maybe he wants smiting now?  ???
At one time Omega wanted smiting, but her karma was in the high seventies.
i just changed my dicks name to deep and meaningful what do you think of that?
Do you honestly believe that my question is meant to make sense and sound clever?
Hmmm, I know the people round my way are fuckwits but I think they'd rumble me pretty quick, given that I'm 5"11 and 13st of pure viking wannabe! lol
I do have an evil mind though, I have already set fire to your neighbours dog (using MIND MAGIC) because it never shuts up around dinner time when you're trying to watch Deal Or No Deal with Noel Edmonds...am I right?! ;)
WTF its like 1pm wtf u going to bed during the day for..................
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).
That last bit made me laugh :laugh: But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes :squit:
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).
That last bit made me laugh :laugh: But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes :squit:
You never, ever vomited at it?
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).
That last bit made me laugh :laugh: But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes :squit:
You never, ever vomited at it?
No, but it has on occasion made me burp. Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).
That last bit made me laugh :laugh: But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes :squit:
You never, ever vomited at it?
No, but it has on occasion made me burp. Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.
Not sure; I'm under the impression that it doesn't taste very nice.
When performing oral sex, do you enjoy swallowing a man's spunk (if you've done it, that is).
That last bit made me laugh :laugh: But in answer to your question it depends on my mood- but usually yes :squit:
You never, ever vomited at it?
No, but it has on occasion made me burp. Why would you think it would make me vomit? Its not like swallowing is deviant behaviour.
Not sure; I'm under the impression that it doesn't taste very nice.
It depends on what the guy has been eating to how it tastes- besides its not like you swill round your mouth like you're at a wine tasting-you just use the same technique you use for tequilla, swallow it fast :laugh:
do you mind if i use your ask away thread to look at the new smiley options?
:happypuke:
Are you feeling any better today, PI?
Glad you're feeling a little better. You did not miss much. :laugh:
its not like you swill round your mouth like you're at a wine tasting-you just use the same technique you use for tequilla, swallow it fast
Tell me; what is the purpose of your insanity?
Sounds quite nice; somewhat like my idea of maniacalness.
Here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Evilness) you might find some inspiration.
to explain - like the admins and mediators have blue and red and names.That effect comes from the inclusion of those members into the respective member groups. I don't know if you can adjust it individually, having yet to administer an SMF board. If not, another member group would have to be made, and we added to it.
McJ: There are currently 19,052 Uncyclopedia articles. Of those, I've written 9, of which 8 refer to fluffiness (the other one would be my first article, Get a life (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Get_a_life)). There are also two other fluffiness-related articles; one by a friend of mine (the one about fluffalization), and the one about Fluffies, which I later added to and adopted into the series. So there is plenty of unfluffy stuff in Uncyclopedia.to explain - like the admins and mediators have blue and red and names.That effect comes from the inclusion of those members into the respective member groups. I don't know if you can adjust it individually, having yet to administer an SMF board. If not, another member group would have to be made, and we added to it.
Do you dress in punkish stuff, have multicoloured highlights in your blonde hair, and have many body piercings?
I'm not here to mock or anything. I'm just curious, that's all.
Do you have any genuine emotional ties with any of the members here?
Do you have any genuine emotional ties with any of the members here?
That depends on what you call emotional ties- obviously there's Dunc, but there are a few members I would consider to be friends if that's what you meant.
Do you dress in punkish stuff, have multicoloured highlights in your blonde hair, and have many body piercings?
I'm not here to mock or anything. I'm just curious, that's all.
Do you dress in punkish stuff, have multicoloured highlights in your blonde hair, and have many body piercings?
I'm not here to mock or anything. I'm just curious, that's all.
coming from a man who wears burberry, you therefore cannot make any sound judgements of fashion :P
Why don't you like for your hair to be blonde?
Just thought id stop by say hi. and ask how things were.
Btw if i can do anything to help with the supposed current situation do let me know.
Just to clarify I didn't say that your whole view was lazy, just the idea that a lack of sexual satisfaction of one or both partners part was the reason why people would want an open relationship of any kind is a lazy (not to mention presumptive) conclusion to draw. Its the same kind of crap spouted by close-minded people who can't possibly imagine that there's another lifestyle that's just as valid as there's.
I also don't understand why people feel the need to 'look down' on anyone's personal choices, what does it matter to them how other people chose to live their lives? It would be interesting to see any data, although I think the fact that many people who chose this kind of lifestyle keep it fairly private simply because of judgemental attitudes like this should be taken into account when 'reading' the figures.
Yes PI and we both know, redheads rule. ;)
Yes PI and we both know, redheads rule. ;)
Is there truth to the saying: Red on the head means fire in the hole??
I don't think that was what Scrapheap meant. :eyebrows:
What if your children start on you over it as they get older? (It may happen, you know.)
I don't think that was what Scrapheap meant. :eyebrows:
I'm not aways good with metaphors. :/
What if your children start on you over it as they get older? (It may happen, you know.)
I would hope that they end up less judgemental and more open-minded than that.
What if your children start on you over it as they get older? (It may happen, you know.)
I would hope that they end up less judgemental and more open-minded than that.
You know I wasn't judging you, and you know how children can formulate opnions and beliefs based on the bitching from the playground about what their mommy and daddy gets up to.
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to word my question that way. Sorry.
What if your children start on you over it as they get older? (It may happen, you know.)
I would hope that they end up less judgemental and more open-minded than that.
You know I wasn't judging you, and you know how children can formulate opnions and beliefs based on the bitching from the playground about what their mommy and daddy gets up to.
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to word my question that way. Sorry.
No need to be sorry- but I don't see why bitching in the playground would be an issue anyway, do other parents tell their kids what they get up to with their sex lives? I can imagine the conversation over the cornflakes now 'Last night daddy shagged me up the bottom.' :laugh: You get my point though- why should it be different for us because we have a 'different' kind of relationship?
Yeah but you missed my point- do parents in conventional relationships feel the need to tell their kids what they do in their sex lives?
So how was Your vaction?
exhausted?
are they doing the labour themselves?
Yeah but you missed my point- do parents in conventional relationships feel the need to tell their kids what they do in their sex lives?
You can be older than me and still be my boy toy ozy ;)
I agree with what you said about kids- I treat my kids with respect and try to teach them to respect others no matter what their 'differences' are.
When are you ever going to get around to do your "Intensity fuck-fantasy of the week -- the webcam version" topic?
I'm dying to know.
When are you ever going to get around to do your "Intensity fuck-fantasy of the week -- the webcam version" topic?
I'm dying to know.
Since I hate webcams the answer is probably never, the rest sounds fun though :laugh:
On second thoughts I changed my mind :laugh:
Did you two fuck one time in the middle of viewing Intensity?
Do you get aroused at the thought of interracial sex? I do.
Do you get aroused at the thought of interracial sex? I do.
I don't really see it as different to any other kinds of sex, its just sex. Particular people turn me on rather than a particular ethnic group/gender/etc.
Know of any good anal sex sites out there?
Know of any good anal sex sites out there?
Porn sites? Not really- I tend to just browse though free gallery sites.
Know of any good anal sex sites out there?
Porn sites? Not really- I tend to just browse though free gallery sites.
Got any bookmarked? If so, share. :(
Know of any good anal sex sites out there?
Porn sites? Not really- I tend to just browse though free gallery sites.
Got any bookmarked? If so, share. :(
Dunc is the person to ask about porn sites- by the time I've finished looking at them I'm usually too distracted to think about bookmarking them ;)
Know of any good anal sex sites out there?
Porn sites? Not really- I tend to just browse though free gallery sites.
Got any bookmarked? If so, share. :(
Dunc is the person to ask about porn sites- by the time I've finished looking at them I'm usually too distracted to think about bookmarking them ;)
How private is your pc usage? Fat chance of me masturbating on the pc downstairs.
Know of any good anal sex sites out there?
Porn sites? Not really- I tend to just browse though free gallery sites.
Got any bookmarked? If so, share. :(
Dunc is the person to ask about porn sites- by the time I've finished looking at them I'm usually too distracted to think about bookmarking them ;)
How private is your pc usage? Fat chance of me masturbating on the pc downstairs.
I have a laptop so I can have privacy if I want it- right now I'm sitting on my bed ;)
You need to start saving for your own pc- you can get a hard drive that will do the job (perhaps not for games though) for about £40 on ebay.
here you go pea:
http://www.famouspornstars.com/
here you go pea:
http://www.famouspornstars.com/
Now i'm going time how long it takes mcj to pull one off :laugh:
here you go pea:
http://www.famouspornstars.com/
Now i'm going time how long it takes mcj to pull one off :laugh:
i'm not telling.
sure.
in the link i provided there was a picture of three guys holding their cocks.
it sent me to a ghey porn link.
it was dick sucking action.
would you like a reminder?sure.
in the link i provided there was a picture of three guys holding their cocks.
it sent me to a ghey porn link.
it was dick sucking action.
/me thinks I will have to check out that link later :laugh:
When are you ever going to get around to do your "Intensity fuck-fantasy of the week -- the webcam version" topic?
I'm dying to know.
Since I hate webcams the answer is probably never, the rest sounds fun though :laugh:
I can picture you fucking your two holes at the thought of Robert's 5" dick pressing into you.
I take it that you two have become new-found friends by 2 in the morning.
I take it that you two have become new-found friends by 2 in the morning.
Not at all, I'm just trying to be adult about the whole situation because it isn't helping the site at all for people to keep going round in circles with the same old arguments. I have chosen to speak to robertn with politeness because I can see that the name calling has gotten people no-where and I would like for everyone to be able to move on.
Ok, I thought that perhaps you were wondering why I was trying to sort things out.
Ok, I thought that perhaps you were wondering why I was trying to sort things out.
I can't be arsed with Robert and the others anymore because they want to change Intensity to their standards, regardless.
I think that it's good that you're willing to sort things out with them, though.
Ok, I thought that perhaps you were wondering why I was trying to sort things out.
I can't be arsed with Robert and the others anymore because they want to change Intensity to their standards, regardless.
I think that it's good that you're willing to sort things out with them, though.
Peegai, it is my right to criticise Intensity, and I will carry on doing so (but not slagging people off as I may have been doing). However, I acknowledge that it is not my right to demand that Intensity changes its ways. I understand that I must respect the democratic process on here, and if the current membership like it as it is, then it will stay as it is. However, I do have the right to be skeptical and criticise and suggest (not demand) alternate directions for Intensity because I do not like it how it is. I also have the right to "whinge" about any injustices I feel I may have received from various people on here.
I hope you understand my point of view, PI. As this is a free speech site, I do think I should be allowed to speak my "rubbish" on here without fear of intimidation just because my view is different from the majority of values on here. Free Speech may be good, but tolerance and free speech is even better. That is the direction I feel that Intensity should go in, and I will vote for candidates at future elections who also want Intensity to go in that direction. But for now, I will have to accept hard cheese.
I do think I should be allowed to speak my "rubbish" on here without fear of intimidation just because my view is different from the majority of values on here. Free Speech may be good, but tolerance and free speech is even better.
I don't think anyone has ever said that you aren't entitled to express your opinion Robert, but the flip side of that is that other people are entitled to disagree with you, using whatever language they decide to. I personally, try to avoid the name calling as much as possible (except in jest or when I've been pushed to it), but I respect other people's rights to do it. I agree that you're entitled to suggest that people are more tolerant of each other, but you need to realise that you are only free to make a suggestion not insist that people act a certain way (and I mean this as information for you, it is not a dig at you- but you quite often come across as insisting and preaching, perhaps this is down to communication difficulties on both sides but it does get people's backs up). I am not asking you to change who you are here, just accept that you can't force anyone to behave in a particular way on a free speech site without rules.
will you knit me a cock-warmer?If you really want one, yes I will-small, medium or large? :o
petite, please.
i asked in another thread, but i really wanted an answer so i reasked it here.
petite, please.Sounds pretty small to me.
petite, please.Sounds pretty small to me.
'prince' charles, although I'm sure you already knew that ::)
i spit on his royal hernia.'prince' charles, although I'm sure you already knew that ::)
No-one fucking cares over Prince Harry going to Iraq or William breaking up with his girlfriend. Get rid of the fucking Royals -- they're no better than anyone else.
'prince' charles, although I'm sure you already knew that ::)
No-one fucking cares over Prince Harry going to Iraq or William breaking up with his girlfriend. Get rid of the fucking royals -- they're no better than anyone else.
'prince' charles, although I'm sure you already knew that ::)
No-one fucking cares over Prince Harry going to Iraq or William breaking up with his girlfriend. Get rid of the fucking royals -- they're no better than anyone else.
couldn't have put it better myself. :P
nothing disgusts me more than a sense of entitlement.
Do you like Canderel?
Do you like Canderel?
are you in the mood for a little whoring....post whoring?
enough people stop by on a regular basis.are you in the mood for a little whoring....post whoring?
I'm in the mood for either kind ;), shame things have gone quiet on here again.
You just want her to post a pic of herself, preferably in tight clothing! :eyebrows: You Rascal!
And we all know what HIS word is worth.
He couldn't even keep his little vow.
Isn't it a sad comment that McJ can only
be humorous when he's talking about
sex or scatological topics?
Isn't it a sad comment that McJ can only
be humorous when he's talking about
sex or scatological topics?
at least i can claim that i have been funny!
pwned.
true statement, in your case.Isn't it a sad comment that McJ can only
be humorous when he's talking about
sex or scatological topics?
at least i can claim that i have been funny!
pwned.
I can claim that I'm the emperor of the Universe.
Doesn't make it true.
true statement, in your case.
I can claim that I'm the emperor of the Universe.
Doesn't make it true.
i'll get over it.
You can try and drown yourselfyeah, i know. i just don't really give a shit.
in ignorance, but the lack will
always be gnawing at your soul.
You can try and drown yourselfyeah, i know. i just don't really give a shit.
in ignorance, but the lack will
always be gnawing at your soul.
You can try and drown yourselfyeah, i know. i just don't really give a shit.
in ignorance, but the lack will
always be gnawing at your soul.
Falling back on sour grapes? I suppose, if it's
all you've got.
Hmm...seems a rather vitriolic response fornope.
someone who doesn't care. I suppose I'll
just leave you to your sorrow.
I barely remember what it was about.
Given this:
:deadhorse:
It's about two children on the playground, going "I pwned you!" and "No, I pwned you!"
But, what were we originally arguing about?probably a spill over from another, yet unresolved, discussion about bigotry. if i were to hazard a guess.
I thought we was just playing.
Naw. I think it was that you
wanted me, even after you
couldn't have me. Something
along those lines.
Like I said, pure play.
You mean there was actually a question somewhere in all this??
It's rare for a woman to get it up at all, no?
I'd take either of those right now.
what happened to your avie that said, "my other ride is on your face."
I just loves ewe.
tis better than the horny mouse.
I just loves ewe.
Damn that was baaaad :sheep:
i think it's hot.
smurfette gets pregnant by holding hands with papa smurf.i think it's hot.
That's just what I was thinking 'hot smurfs, who'd have thought it.'
"Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
Nah- I reckon they're really in some cult and he fucks them all.he or she?
I meant papa smurf actually- you can just tell he's really a sexual deviant.i think papa smurf might make a suitable member twin for Dirt Dawg.
Why? Cos they're both secret sexual deviants?yeah!
For a second there I thought you meant you were thinking this site might have made it shrink. :laugh:
Its possible I guess, but I'd think that would only lead to temporary shrinkage.For a second there I thought you meant you were thinking this site might have made it shrink. :laugh:
Isn't it possible that looking at diseased vagina pics makes
a penis shrink?
Not if the picture is stuck in one's mind forevermore.
No wonder some of us have difficulties getting it up.
Not if the picture is stuck in one's mind forevermore.
No wonder some of us have difficulties getting it up.
Sorry I didn't realise your ability to get an erection was so fragile.
Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
But will wearing corduroys get you laid?
:laugh:Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
But will wearing corduroys get you laid?
They'll be popular in the nursing home when you get there! I guess the poor thing will be shrivelled up by then...or more shrivelled...Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
But will wearing corduroys get you laid?
Has in the past. Not sure anymore.
But, I believe in miracles.
:laugh:Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
But will wearing corduroys get you laid?
Maybe he hasn't figured out why he's had a drought yet!
You are cracking me up here...don't make him cry for God's sake!:laugh:Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
But will wearing corduroys get you laid?
Maybe he hasn't figured out why he's had a drought yet!
:laugh: Even at an 80's night wearing clothes that look like your mother picked them out for you isn't generally conducive to getting them to flock round you.
:laugh:Less embarrassing though.
Plus, corduroys still get me hard.
But will wearing corduroys get you laid?
Maybe he hasn't figured out why he's had a drought yet!
They'll be popular in the nursing home when you get there! I guess the poor thing will be shrivelled up by then...or more shrivelled...
:laugh: Even at an 80's night wearing clothes that look like your mother picked them out for you isn't generally conducive to getting them to flock round you.
You are cracking me up here...don't make him cry for God's sake!
stop picking on calandale!
or i might have to show him aome unity.
stop picking on calandale!Why, are you feeling frisky at the mention of corduroy??? :laugh:
or i might have to show him aome unity.
You have NO idea how good the ridges feel.Now you really going to give McF a hard on!
You have NO idea how good the ridges feel.Now you really going to give McF a hard on!
Now, just because she DID pick them out, doesn't much mean it looks that way.
Oh, you know I like the attention.
If thatjumpersorry sweater you were wearing in that pic is anything to go by I disagree.
this. is. getting. sad. to. watch.
If thatjumpersorry sweater you were wearing in that pic is anything to go by I disagree.
given that that was what I wore the first night that
my obsession approached me (perhaps the night of
the photo even), I stick by it's value. My mother's
got great taste - very close to my own.
You're just jealous cos we aren't all looking at you.i want a pop, but not the lolli kind.
/me watches mcj jumping up and down shouting 'look at me, look at me', pats him on the head and gives him a lollipop.
does it make you happy that there are some other sexually open minded females on this board?
or, did you enjoy your monopoly too much?
speaking of nature, i submit that you are the most naturalistic female that i know. most of the others are simple sheep....being told how to conduct oneself.does it make you happy that there are some other sexually open minded females on this board?
or, did you enjoy your monopoly too much?
I actually enjoy it- makes me feel like less of a freak of nature.
does it make you happy that there are some other sexually open minded females on this board?
or, did you enjoy your monopoly too much?
I actually enjoy it- makes me feel like less of a freak of nature.
Thanks both of you- women seem to be the worse of judging me on my openness so it makes me wonder if I am abnormal as a woman sometimes. But most of the time I'm too busy having fun to give a shit what the frigid bitches have to say about me.happiness is the best revenge.
this or that:
watching a man jerk off or two men kissing.
why?
:clap:this or that:
watching a man jerk off or two men kissing.
why?
Watching a man jerking off- it used to be a huge fetish of mine, I still have my cum fetish but my fetish for watching men jerk off isn't as strong.
besides the ejaculation, what is your favorite part of watching a man jerk off?
Where does one find girls with cum fetishes?
I mean, other than here.
Where does one find girls with cum fetishes?
I mean, other than here.
There must be plenty out there- perhaps your cords scare them off.
:laugh: Don't make him cry again!Where does one find girls with cum fetishes?
I mean, other than here.
There must be plenty out there- perhaps your cords scare them off.
Where does one find girls with cum fetishes?
I mean, other than here.
There must be plenty out there- perhaps your cords scare them off.
Yeah, but NO-ONE seems interested when I go without pants.
QuoteMaybe I'm not explaining myself on the talking dirty part. I can't take it from someone who I think is inferior to me, inteligence wise. I know that sounds harsh, but it's true...I can't help my little quirks.
This was a while back when I was still figuring out what I liked in bed, so in this instance, I went for looks rather than intelligence....he is probably the person who convinced me to always go for intelligence or it wasn't going to stand a chance in the sex department.
Does that make sense??
I kind of understand this- I personally just don't find stupidity attractive. Its not like people need to be a genius but I prefer people who can challenge me away from the bedroom.
Its kinda difficult to explain my views on secondary relationships, especially at the this time of night. Perhaps I should go to bed, as I've been saying I would for the past 30 minutes, and answers these in the morning.you won't go to bed until i start BBQing the steaks.
Its kinda difficult to explain my views on secondary relationships, especially at the this time of night. Perhaps I should go to bed, as I've been saying I would for the past 30 minutes, and answers these in the morning.you won't go to bed until i start BBQing the steaks.
you hear me girl.
QuoteMaybe I'm not explaining myself on the talking dirty part. I can't take it from someone who I think is inferior to me, inteligence wise. I know that sounds harsh, but it's true...I can't help my little quirks.
This was a while back when I was still figuring out what I liked in bed, so in this instance, I went for looks rather than intelligence....he is probably the person who convinced me to always go for intelligence or it wasn't going to stand a chance in the sex department.
Does that make sense??
I kind of understand this- I personally just don't find stupidity attractive. Its not like people need to be a genius but I prefer people who can challenge me away from the bedroom.
Doesn't this rather go against the whole 'fling' thing?
I'm pretty sure that someone who matched my interests in
and out of bed, would cause me to fall for them.
i find that sweatpants are almost as convenient as moo-moos.
in SoCal, we call that free-balling!i find that sweatpants are almost as convenient as moo-moos.
Yeah, but, sweatpants are so comfortable and I don't have to wear underwear with them. :eyebrows:
We call it commando style.in SoCal, we call that free-balling!i find that sweatpants are almost as convenient as moo-moos.
Yeah, but, sweatpants are so comfortable and I don't have to wear underwear with them. :eyebrows:
We call it commando style.
I love wearing bra's...I always have...they are so sexy somehow to me.We call it commando style.
This term confused the crap out of me
when I started seeing it on quizzes.
Just makes no sense.
I hate feeling restrained. Never
understood women wearing regular
bras either.
i think that there is nothing sexier than a woman in sweats and a tanktop, with no bra on.I love wearing bra's...I always have...they are so sexy somehow to me.We call it commando style.
This term confused the crap out of me
when I started seeing it on quizzes.
Just makes no sense.
I hate feeling restrained. Never
understood women wearing regular
bras either.
That's a given...I just like the thought of having something delicious on underneath my conservative clothing.i think that there is nothing sexier than a woman in sweats and a tanktop, with no bra on.I love wearing bra's...I always have...they are so sexy somehow to me.We call it commando style.
This term confused the crap out of me
when I started seeing it on quizzes.
Just makes no sense.
I hate feeling restrained. Never
understood women wearing regular
bras either.
are you talking about edible panties?That's a given...I just like the thought of having something delicious on underneath my conservative clothing.i think that there is nothing sexier than a woman in sweats and a tanktop, with no bra on.I love wearing bra's...I always have...they are so sexy somehow to me.We call it commando style.
This term confused the crap out of me
when I started seeing it on quizzes.
Just makes no sense.
I hate feeling restrained. Never
understood women wearing regular
bras either.
in SoCal, we call that free-balling!i find that sweatpants are almost as convenient as moo-moos.
Yeah, but, sweatpants are so comfortable and I don't have to wear underwear with them. :eyebrows:
you mean like this:in SoCal, we call that free-balling!i find that sweatpants are almost as convenient as moo-moos.
Yeah, but, sweatpants are so comfortable and I don't have to wear underwear with them. :eyebrows:
Works for me! :laugh: Oh and I also wear underpants with my shorts even the ones that are made of sweat cloth type fabric...don't want to be Free-balling that much. ;)
you mean like this:
(http://gallery.knoxgamers.org/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=345&g2_serialNumber=2)
It's not nice of you to shoot animals, Scrap. There are better things to shoot, like illegal immigrants and politicians. >:D
It's not nice of you to shoot animals, Scrap. There are better things to shoot, like illegal immigrants and politicians. >:D
I don't have any hunting tags for those though. :-[
Works for me! :laugh: Oh and I also wear underpants with my shorts even the ones that are made of sweat cloth type fabric...don't want to be Free-balling that much. ;)
did you shave them nutters?Works for me! :laugh: Oh and I also wear underpants with my shorts even the ones that are made of sweat cloth type fabric...don't want to be Free-balling that much. ;)
I remember (when I was in my late teens - early 20's) having
these shorts that were so short everything hanging out was
the norm.
Do you wear underwear with anything?
You're that large?
if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
Have you ever played with blood?
i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
The taste is empowering.
sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
i was getting around to that.i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
You sound like a woman asking if your butt looks big in this. :laugh:
Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
oh calm down missy.Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.oh calm down missy.Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
You don't even have to bite, it just makes it easier.
but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.oh calm down missy.Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.
You don't even have to bite, it just makes it easier.
Its the idea of biting someone that hard that appeals- perhaps I've watched too many vampire shows/movies? :laugh:
With your large, swollen head?but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.oh calm down missy.Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.
keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.
oh, i have a different use for that.With your large, swollen head?but you are tapping into my well guarded insecurities.Settle down, I'm cracking myself up here, it's ok.oh calm down missy.Well, obviously they haven't created a lense superior enough to give the shining orb it's rightful glory.sorry no head shots.What about your ego?i can say that they weremeant to be visually stimulating for jerkoff material for the guy.if i can ever get arsed to get a vhs to digital recorder, will you proof my home movies for me?
Sure.
i focused mainly on the penetration.
also, the camara adds ten pounds supposedly. i was 180 at the time, but my penis looks huge.
would you like me to ACT all humble, just for you?
I expect everybody to be themselves...nothing more or less.
keep it up and i am going to have to spank you.
Threaten away.
Is my avatar arousing?
If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.
an archived pwn.Is my avatar arousing?
Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.
Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me. :laugh:
Is my avatar arousing?
Not when I it judge with a recent comment of yours in mind:If I had to swallow some vagina juice, I'll probably vomit.
Seems like your avatar is more like false advertising to me. :laugh:
yeah, slipping her the tongue. 8)
FWIW pea,you should try eating some vagina if you get the chance. i highly recommend it.
yeah, slipping her the tongue. 8)
FWIW pea,you should try eating some vagina if you get the chance. i highly recommend it.
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
in time, you will come to view it as a taste by which all other flavours are measured.yeah, slipping her the tongue. 8)
FWIW pea,you should try eating some vagina if you get the chance. i highly recommend it.
What if it tastes of piss? I don't like to drink piss.
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
do you ever say, "duncsit!" or "Duncspit!"A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. :o
in time, you will come to view it as a taste by which all other flavours are measured.yeah, slipping her the tongue. 8)
FWIW pea,you should try eating some vagina if you get the chance. i highly recommend it.
What if it tastes of piss? I don't like to drink piss.
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. :o
BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock
trained like a lap dog?A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. :o
BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock
If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.
Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?
Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?
:plus:where is my point?
I just gave it to you.someone hates me today.....Lit.
You can't fool me this quickly
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. :o
BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock
If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.
Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?
Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?
then you can count spammy out when he is in spam mode.A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. :o
BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock
If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.
Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?
Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?
I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)
I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)
I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)
So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?
what about dried vagina juice?
I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)
So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?
::) Yeah, I think that about covers it.
A clean cunt will not taste of piss.
Showered and ready for Duncshit?
Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. :o
BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock
If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.
Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?
Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?
I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower. ::)
Consider sleeping on the job?
Many times- unfortunately when I do that my co-workers literally bounce on my head shouting 'wake up' in my ear.
Consider sleeping on the job?
Many times- unfortunately when I do that my co-workers literally bounce on my head shouting 'wake up' in my ear.
Ok, so what do you do? Watch others evil spawnlings?
I suppose caging them is out of the question too?
How old are they?
A lot of people in the US seem to be moving more and
more in favor of home schooling. Is there any such trend
there?
Do they find school tough?
Did you?
So, was there a point where you kinda
gave up on school for yourself?
So, you never had a problem just focusing
on the work itself? It was always interesting?
Don't you ever find contradictions
within yourself?
If you lie to yourself, is it really a lie?
So, was there a point where you kinda
gave up on school for yourself?
I stayed on at school to do a-levels after my GCSE's (I left at 18), I then went on to college and did the first year of a teacher training course (which I got high marks for), but I left after the first year (partly because I realised I couldn't be a teacher, but also because I found each day I had to go and be around these people a trial.
When my older two kids were younger I went back to college, did more a-levels, and then started a midwifery course at university. I had the same problem with the people there that I always did at school (I assumed people were friends and I was too trusting-they gossiped about me or treated me as a mug- one 'friend' asked for help with her assignments but really wanted me to write them for her). It was whilst I was there that I found out about my son having AS and it was a tough time- as part of the course we had full time work placements, working shifts, and he couldn't cope with the constant changes in routine. So eventually I gave that up.
I want to go back to university in the future, but I know that I'll face the same challenges when I do- I can cope with being around people for a while but it doesn't take long before it all becomes too painful to cope with. Plus I know that I've developed a defence mechanism to protect myself from the people who assume I am stupid- I give up before I can fail (despite knowing that I've never failed at the other stuff I did stick at, but logic doesn't really come into this shit).
No wow needed since I didn't finish either course- but I knew deep down I wouldn't be happy being a teacher- there's too many pointless rules to follow surrounding 'best practice' which change depending which ideas are in vogue at the moment. I think I would have enjoyed being a midwife though- although the 'best practice' issue is something that comes up with that job too.
If you lie to yourself, is it really a lie?
That's the question really. I don't know- my initial response is to say yes, but I guess it comes down to whether other people are involved.
I've never kept a tally and I couldn't even attempt a guess- before we had kids though we had sex at least once everyday. Do you know your own 'record'?i would guess one or two months.
did you just shave dunc's nutters or did you take it all off?
the taste of semen helps.did you just shave dunc's nutters or did you take it all off?
I did it all- it would have looked weird with a halo of hair round the bald patch.
BTW- any tips for getting the taste of shaving foam out of your mouth?
did you just shave dunc's nutters or did you take it all off?
I did it all- it would have looked weird with a halo of hair round the bald patch.
BTW- any tips for getting the taste of shaving foam out of your mouth?
Thanks for the advice- I was only half joking anyway- I managed to get the taste out last night(well this morning technically) with a shot of brandy. :laugh:
I've tried a lot of things and I don't get the whole wanting to be a baby as a sexual fetish- age play can be fun to a certain extent but that's just going too far back for my particular taste.
How far back is interesting?
Does it matter by gender of the partner?
How about in the other direction?
Young enough to still be corruptible but old enough to still get a forbidden pleasure from the corruption.
This is only something I've written smut about, but older male, younger female was what sprung to mind that time, but I wouldn't write off other combinations.
Other direction? I assume you mean 'playing' being old and infirm- does nothing for me. (although no doubt you'll tell me you meant something else :laugh: ).
So, you think that once someone has lived a certain
amount, that they are no longer corruptible? Say one
were to seduce a priest, wouldn't that be corrupting?
No, I like asking you questions.
You do seem willing to answer
quite a few personal questions though.
You just seem to have some boundaries.
I think we all have some boundaries, just some of us place them in unexpected places.
Hey PI - You have posted a picture of yarn in the Post a Photo of your Obsessions thread...what exactly is the obsession?
Knitting? Just trying to remember.
Hey PI - You have posted a picture of yarn in the Post a Photo of your Obsessions thread...what exactly is the obsession?
Knitting? Just trying to remember.
I just generally love to make things- I sew, crochet, paint, but mainly I knit. I'm the kind of person that can't sit doing nothing for very long. The picture of yarn was to illustrate my obsession with this and also my obsession with good hand painted yarns.
I have yarn everywhere (and I just gave away 2 carrier bags to the kids school) :laugh:
I have no talent whatsoever when it comes to painting, I prefer the thick acrylic paints so I can get some texture as well as colour in my pictures. I don't paint often anymore, but when my PMDD was at its worst I found it very therapeutic.
I've not really had the spare cash available to spend trying out different types of paints, I prefer to save my 'treat' money for really nice yarn. :laugh:
Might have to give oils a go then when I next get some spare cash.
I'm really trying not to think about sex at the moment, since I'm not going to be getting any for almost 3 weeks. :laugh:
have a nice trip, PI.
i have missed you. was actually thinking about that, just today.have a nice trip, PI.
Thanks- the journey was actually pretty stress free, which was a pleasant surprise. Having a good time so far, just missing having any real time on my own.
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?None- cos my parent's pc is a piece of shit and if you try to do too much at once it freezes.
Hi, Purposeful Insanity. Are you going crazy by now?
Miss us?
Miss us?
I miss some people, but things move so fast here I kinda feel a little lost now I'm back on.
Hope the move goes well- I'm having a pretty good time despite the weather not being all that great, its a really nice area, I'd even consider moving here myself.
Hey, Mel. Nice to see you again. :)Thanks peaguy- how are you doing?
Hey, Mel. Nice to see you again. :)Thanks peaguy- how are you doing?
If it wasn't for you its good that you found out now- I struggle a lot with silly rules that don't make sense so I can understand partly what irritated you. Hope you find something that is right for you soon.
You ever going to have children?
You ever going to have children?
ZOMG!You ever going to have children?
:LMAO:
I thought purposefulinsanity was married to silant dunc? Didn't she say he is her husband or am I mistaking? I thought she had mentioned her six year old on here.whats the big whoops? wanna fight about it?
SG is just curious about people, that's all.I thought purposefulinsanity was married to silant dunc? Didn't she say he is her husband or am I mistaking? I thought she had mentioned her six year old on here.whats the big whoops? wanna fight about it?
and i am just ribbing her.SG is just curious about people, that's all.I thought purposefulinsanity was married to silant dunc? Didn't she say he is her husband or am I mistaking? I thought she had mentioned her six year old on here.whats the big whoops? wanna fight about it?
I got a 10 pence piece instaed of a quater for change at McDonalds today.
How much is 10 pence worth??
You ever going to have children?
it is now the 16th where you live.
are you back yet? are you back yet?
if you want to make short work aver the topics you missed, then just stalk my posts. :eyelash:
I thought purposefulinsanity was married to silant dunc? Didn't she say he is her husband or am I mistaking? I thought she had mentioned her six year old on here.
do you like darkthrone PI? :)
Serious?
Yay, it's Mel. Long live Mel.
How was the holiday?
It's great to see you around again!
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
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Where did you go for a while? I heard you went on a vaction to france I think. Why didn't your husband go?
Welcome back, Purposeful Insanity. Did all the kids go with you?
3 kids on a plane!
siblings must think that their job is to fight and keep doing so until the parents lose all patience.
you are a glutten for punishment....that has already been established. ;)siblings must think that their job is to fight and keep doing so until the parents lose all patience.
Yeah- I must be a glutton for punishment though I already booked to take them again at the end of November- they might even have the second guest bedroom finished by then so I won't have to share a room with all 3 kids.
it is hard to believe that you need a passport to move throughout the european union countries.
i would assume that since the union formed that it would be like traveling between the states, here in america. we can do so freely. they just check to see if you are bringing any agriculture accross state lines.it is hard to believe that you need a passport to move throughout the european union countries.
Even dogs need them now if you want to take them abroad with you. :o
Serious?
Yay, it's Mel. Long live Mel.
How was the holiday?
Serious about what?
It was pretty good, although I'm glad to be home now so I can have a bit of space.
How is insanity purposeful and what purposes do you direct it at?
How is insanity purposeful and what purposes do you direct it at?
Because she is the Insatiable Greedy little Git of I2 and she would leave you quivering with exhaustion and .......... :drool: :yikes: for she is a goddess. And aphrodite is a mewling child compared to her. :evillaugh:
What diagnoses do you have?
Sod it Ozymandias, I wanted her to answer *grrr..!* :(How is insanity purposeful and what purposes do you direct it at?
Because she is the Insatiable Greedy little Git of I2 and she would leave you quivering with exhaustion and .......... :drool: :yikes: for she is a goddess. And aphrodite is a mewling child compared to her. :evillaugh:
Thank you my sexy boy toy :-*
Sod it Ozymandias, I wanted her to answer *grrr..!* :(How is insanity purposeful and what purposes do you direct it at?
Because she is the Insatiable Greedy little Git of I2 and she would leave you quivering with exhaustion and .......... :drool: :yikes: for she is a goddess. And aphrodite is a mewling child compared to her. :evillaugh:
Thank you my sexy boy toy :-*
Aww, what an anti climax...Sod it Ozymandias, I wanted her to answer *grrr..!* :(How is insanity purposeful and what purposes do you direct it at?
Because she is the Insatiable Greedy little Git of I2 and she would leave you quivering with exhaustion and .......... :drool: :yikes: for she is a goddess. And aphrodite is a mewling child compared to her. :evillaugh:
Thank you my sexy boy toy :-*
Believe it or not there isn't really any great meaning behind it- I just always hate picking usernames and when I picked this one I was thinking about the apparent chaos in my life and how there was purpose behind the insanity.
Sorry for the anti-climax, but now often are people's user-names deep and meaningful anyway?Normally they are not, i just grabbed mine out of New Scientist, but yours seems well thought out and seemed as if it could have had some really clever ideas behind it.
There's a thread around the forum someplace, about what/why people chose usernames. It was quite awhile ago.Hmm, can you link me please Ozymandias?
I know you asked Ozy but its my thread so I'll link if I want to. :laugh:Cheers. :plus: for both of you.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=4007.0 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=4007.0)
Thanks, you saved me from quite a bit of digging, I owe ya, :eyebrows: 8)
Actually, I thought we had another thread about username explanations! ??? Maybe, I'm confusing here with some of the other forums that have a thread like that. :scratchhead: :headslap: :GA: :kitten: :einstein: :star: :eyebrow: :wallbutt:
Awww thank you hun :-* and :plus: to you for 'getting' it.now if i can only get 'it'.
Not before I do! :eyebrows:sure, you can be the warm-up act. i will be the headliner.
Not before I do! :eyebrows:sure, you can be the warm-up act. i will be the headliner.
sure. like i said, you can be the warm up act.Not before I do! :eyebrows:sure, you can be the warm-up act. i will be the headliner.
I may be old and not as experienced as you, but, I know a few tricks that a young pup like you couldn't even imagine! :evillaugh:
"Old Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill." :-*
er, is that two women in that smiley? if so, you could be in for a shock, PI. :laugh:
So neither of you fancy a three-some then?? :3some:fine.
So neither of you fancy a three-some then?? :3some:fine.
after the old man passes out, then i will be ready for seconds.
So neither of you fancy a three-some then?? :3some:fine.
after the old man passes out, then i will be ready for seconds.
The thing about the FFM three-some is that the male isn't the one that has to to do all the pleasing of both females :eyebrows:
I just knew you had to have stamina though Ozy :-*
So neither of you fancy a three-some then?? :3some:fine.
after the old man passes out, then i will be ready for seconds.
Only seconds??
So neither of you fancy a three-some then?? :3some:fine.
after the old man passes out, then i will be ready for seconds.
Only seconds??
you want to watch?
er, is that two women in that smiley? if so, you could be in for a shock, PI. :laugh:
Yeah its two women- but we don't have one with two men, besides I think that position would work better as a mfm sandwich ;) Although you know me I'm easy either way. >:D
Youth is wasted on the young! ::) But, I always thought a 2 men 1 woman threesome made more sense.
Either way, sex never makes me pass out
nope. him.
just thought mu best chance was when he passed out. wanna help?
watch me warm myself up with him, readying myself for seconds with you.nope. him.
just thought mu best chance was when he passed out. wanna help?
So how can I watch?
I think it would fun though seeing which one of you I could wear out first. >:D
Since you put it like that that sounds like fun- although I'm not sure I have the impulse control not to join in. :laugh:did we scare ozy from this conversation?
I doubt it, I think he's a bit of a dark horse. :laugh:oh baby.
I doubt it, I think he's a bit of a dark horse. :laugh:oh baby.
oh baby. look at the muscles....the power.
something!oh baby. look at the muscles....the power.
Damn your way with words makes me moist. :P
Since you put it like that that sounds like fun- although I'm not sure I have the impulse control not to join in. :laugh:did we scare ozy from this conversation?
Since you put it like that that sounds like fun- although I'm not sure I have the impulse control not to join in. :laugh:did we scare ozy from this conversation?
Takes more than that to scare me away from this conversation! ;)
oh baby. look at the muscles....the power.
Damn your way with words makes me moist. :P
Have you got one with a better pic of her face? She looks a little too tranny in that one, but then I can't really see her face properly.
She doesn't look masculine at all in the other pics so yeah I'd do her >:D
She doesn't look masculine at all in the other pics so yeah I'd do her >:D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/ghostbusters.jpg) ??
She doesn't look masculine at all in the other pics so yeah I'd do her >:D
you like men but not men without a penis? :P
oh baby. look at the muscles....the power.
Damn your way with words makes me moist. :P
crying with laughter?
but he hasn't even mentioned peeling, yet. 8)
She doesn't look masculine at all in the other pics so yeah I'd do her >:D
you like men but not men without a penis? :P
I like men, but for some reason I don't like masculine looking women.
oh baby. look at the muscles....the power.
Damn your way with words makes me moist. :P
crying with laughter?
but he hasn't even mentioned peeling, yet. 8)
:LMAO:
:plus:
Do you like fluorescent lights?
Do you like fluorescent lights?
No, even the slightest flickering from them can be enough to set off a migraine.
PI, where did you find that post where alex said that some recent bannings were done in error?
can i have a link?
well, i can read it, but my aspoid account is banned, still.PI, where did you find that post where alex said that some recent bannings were done in error?
can i have a link?
Someone reposted it on Sopho's forum
Here's the link to the post on WP: http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=39591 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=39591)
Hey I'm unbanned.
you're not supposed to do that. :P it's not a good password. ;D
yeah, i get it, it's cataclysmic. :laugh:
not sure i know mine for here - it logs me in automatically, lol.
yeah, i get it, it's cataclysmic. :laugh:
It's a clue and I'm being idiotic. Obviously, I'm not going to reveal that little bit of info! :laugh:
how many times did you and dunc shag within the first 24 hours of your return home?
was it just fucking, or, did you initiate the sex with a BJ?how many times did you and dunc shag within the first 24 hours of your return home?
Only twice- by the time we got rid of the kids I was shattered. We'd be home less than two hours before we sent them upstairs to play for a bit though. :eyebrows:
There's no such thing as just fucking.what about when you just want to get your rocks off?
There's no such thing as just fucking.what about when you just want to get your rocks off?
better question:
did you get your rocks off?
today.better question:
did you get your rocks off?
Today? Or Monday?
Yes- as soon as I woke up. Did you?no. how many times today for you?
Only a couple so far- although it had the potential to me more already at one point. :Psorry about that. i should have curtailed my sexiness, but you bring out the kinky in me.
Only a couple so far- although it had the potential to me more already at one point. :Psorry about that. i should have curtailed my sexiness, but you bring out the kinky in me.
how could you after my patience statement.Only a couple so far- although it had the potential to me more already at one point. :Psorry about that. i should have curtailed my sexiness, but you bring out the kinky in me.
I just need to remember your work schedule and hurry things along next time :o
Cos I know that you have impulse control issues. >:Dthat;s right. it was clearly your fault. :laugh:
I never hurry, except when my partner demands it, and even then, I like to build things up till they explode! :evillaugh:
:wonders why she isn't groveling....what's wrong with me.:
i see.
:wonders why she isn't groveling....what's wrong with me.:
I won't beg for sex, begging during sex that's a whole other matter.
:wonders why she isn't groveling....what's wrong with me.:
I won't beg for sex, begging during sex that's a whole other matter.
I don't think I was ever banned but not only can I not remember what my password was I can't remember whether my log in name was purposefulinsanity or Mel.
i see.
:wonders why she isn't groveling....what's wrong with me.:
I won't beg for sex, begging during sex that's a whole other matter.
i see.
:wonders why she isn't groveling....what's wrong with me.:
I won't beg for sex, begging during sex that's a whole other matter.
i see.i see.
:wonders why she isn't groveling....what's wrong with me.:
I won't beg for sex, begging during sex that's a whole other matter.
awwww, poor baby. are you being ignored? come and tell auntie lucifer all about it. :hug:
Like you don't fucking love it. :laugh:at least give me a chance to shower. i am geginning to smell manly.
Like you don't fucking love it. :laugh:at least give me a chance to shower. i am geginning to smell manly.
and now i smell like sex.Like you don't fucking love it. :laugh:at least give me a chance to shower. i am geginning to smell manly.
Grrrooooowlll >:D
/me faintsnone of that.
/me faintsnone of that.
:McJ slaps PI accross the face with his soon to be erect little friend:
i had to revive you somehow. it was that or a bucket of cold water./me faintsnone of that.
:McJ slaps PI accross the face with his soon to be erect little friend:
Now I feel all used and dirty. mmmmmmmmmm >:D
Would you have sex with Johnny Depp? :)
I'm serious.
Would you have sex with Johnny Depp? :)
I'm serious.
Have you ever felt disgusted with yourself when you had moments of uber-arrogance?
Have you ever been to the USA?if you ever get to the USA would you like to take a tour of my cock?
Have you ever felt disgusted with yourself when you had moments of uber-arrogance?
No because although I might seem like I'm OK with myself on the surface, most of the time I feel I'm just a big fuck up deep down. Any arrogance you see is merely a front.(although now you've got me worrying that I do come across as up myself because if you knew the shit that I beat myself up about you'd find that idea funny).
so?is that an acronym for suck off?
no.
Have you ever been to the USA?
Have you ever been to the USA?if you ever get to the USA would you like to take a tour of my cock?
If you do go to the USA, will you go to Spokane?Why would someone go to Spokane when you can go to Busch Gardens...
Johnny Depp was there.
If you do go to the USA, will you go to Spokane?
Johnny Depp was there.
If you do go to the USA, will you go to Spokane?Why would someone go to Spokane when you can go to Busch Gardens...
Johnny Depp was there.
Are you obsessed with Johnny Depp?
Will you put your JD avatar back up?
Are you obsessed with Johnny Depp?
Will you put your JD avatar back up?
I'm not obsessed with him no, but I do think he's hot. Which one would you like? When I get on my own computer I'll post the ones I have and I'll even let you choose one for me (I hate picking avatars).
Benny & Joon!!!!!
I think I do somewhere. :)
Busch Gardens is a brilliant theme park, whose rollercoasters are so good they could even make you forget about Benny and Joon!If you do go to the USA, will you go to Spokane?Why would someone go to Spokane when you can go to Busch Gardens...
Johnny Depp was there.
Benny & Joon!!!!!
I feel sorry for the people who don't want to go there, who live very far away from it, and don't even like the place. They don't know what they're missing. :)
And what is Bush Gardens? Never heard of it.
[scroll]:fight: :fight: :fight:[/scroll]
Benny & Joon!!!!!
FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:clap: Yey it's Sam. That's the same one I had except the avatar was longer. Is POTC your favorite movie? Is it your obsession?
and dreads - don't forget the dreads! :drool:
Have you ever felt disgusted with yourself when you had moments of uber-arrogance?
No because although I might seem like I'm OK with myself on the surface, most of the time I feel I'm just a big fuck up deep down. Any arrogance you see is merely a front.(although now you've got me worrying that I do come across as up myself because if you knew the shit that I beat myself up about you'd find that idea funny).
i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
is that all that you resize?i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
Thanks but I just stole them all- I can never be bothered making them myself (the most I do is resize an image if necessary).
is that all that you resize?i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
Thanks but I just stole them all- I can never be bothered making them myself (the most I do is resize an image if necessary).
no actually, i don't knit. :laugh:is that all that you resize?i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
Thanks but I just stole them all- I can never be bothered making them myself (the most I do is resize an image if necessary).
You should know :eyebrows:
no actually, i don't knit. :laugh:is that all that you resize?i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
Thanks but I just stole them all- I can never be bothered making them myself (the most I do is resize an image if necessary).
You should know :eyebrows:
is that a yarn smiley?no actually, i don't knit. :laugh:is that all that you resize?i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
Thanks but I just stole them all- I can never be bothered making them myself (the most I do is resize an image if necessary).
You should know :eyebrows:
You knew fine well what I meant- are you trying to make me get the :whip: out??
That's not what you said earlier >:Di said save that for later, we might need it.
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
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i love the avs you made of him. :laugh: they're hilarious. especially the maybe it's maybelline one.
Thanks but I just stole them all- I can never be bothered making them myself (the most I do is resize an image if necessary).
judging by your test results, you are not typical. how daoes that make you feel?
Did you make your current avatar Milla?
a typical typacular!judging by your test results, you are not typical. how daoes that make you feel?
Not a typical what?
Did you make your current avatar Milla?
yes.
the operative word being...?
:evillaugh:
why are women always whispering?
speaking of which, i have been wanting to change my avatar to stephanie, but i have never been successful saving it as a moving .gif. do you still have a copy?why are women always whispering?
Its necessary in our cases- all that yelling 'oh fuck yeah!' has left us a little hoarse. ;)
speaking of which, i have been wanting to change my avatar to stephanie, but i have never been successful saving it as a moving .gif. do you still have a copy?why are women always whispering?
Its necessary in our cases- all that yelling 'oh fuck yeah!' has left us a little hoarse. ;)
If it works you can pay me in kind :eyebrows:i fear that there may come a point where i will never be able to repay you for all you do for me.
If it works you can pay me in kind :eyebrows:i fear that there may come a point where i will never be able to repay you for all you do for me.
i do. me being a man, i consider myself quite useless in many ways.If it works you can pay me in kind :eyebrows:i fear that there may come a point where i will never be able to repay you for all you do for me.
And I think you seriously underestimate what you do for me. :-*
i do. me being a man, i consider myself quite useless in many ways.If it works you can pay me in kind :eyebrows:i fear that there may come a point where i will never be able to repay you for all you do for me.
And I think you seriously underestimate what you do for me. :-*
oh well this answers my question.
she loved my avatar and asked me where i got it.oh well this answers my question.
And what question was that?
she loved my avatar and asked me where i got it.oh well this answers my question.
And what question was that?
it seems as if i am the only one who is up to speed.
i like to think of it as prowess.it seems as if i am the only one who is up to speed.
That's cos no-one can match your postwhore speed.
What did you do with Sam? :(
i like to think of it as prowess.it seems as if i am the only one who is up to speed.
That's cos no-one can match your postwhore speed.
What did you do with Sam? :(
People were getting confused because we both had Benny and Joon avatars so I had to change it.
:woohoo: I got to 69 pages finally :woohoo:
i was the one who agreed. :laugh:
(http://www.webquest.org/questgarden/lessons/20989-060403174442/images/bteaschoolhall.jpg)
uh oh, Bill.
what, Ted?
you know what page this is?
huh... dude!
SIXTYNIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://wealsoran.com/music/uploaded_images/billandted460-748849.jpg)
What did you do with Sam? :(
People were getting confused because we both had Benny and Joon avatars so I had to change it.
LOL. I was unaware of that. Can you tell me how you knew people were getting confused? Did they say anything to you about it? What threads did the confusion happen in?
I did keep thinking you was me LOL because of Sam. I had that avatar on another forum for a while. I had "Shame about Raisins" as my name for a few days before I changed it to my own name because I couldn't change it to Sam because that name was already taken. Now I'm Spokane Girl.
I just did an NT thing. I switched my sig and avatar around. What do you think of the change?
I just did an NT thing. I switched my sig and avatar around. What do you think of the change?
Why is it an NT thing changing your avatar? ???
I remember that scene from the film- but it looks all fuzzy and like its been resized badly.
didn't resize it, it resized itself when I updated my profile and I was like "WTF?" Don't know why it got bigger when I put it as my avatar.
Linked it from a webpage. I don't think I have it on my Dad's laptop so I used my photobucket where I had the moving image.
how many times have you cum today?
twice?how many times have you cum today?
5- I had the house to myself this morning- 3 times testing out a birthday present and twice..errmm... doing something else ;)
twice?how many times have you cum today?
5- I had the house to myself this morning- 3 times testing out a birthday present and twice..errmm... doing something else ;)
something else?
would you like to have a private chat sometime with myself, mordok and tesla?
all i know is you never know, so you might as well give it a try.would you like to have a private chat sometime with myself, mordok and tesla?
If the right situation arose sure- although I'll admit I do wonder how the online MMMF thing would work :laugh:
But..but.. what if someone thinks I'm a slut? :oi will vouch for the fact that you are not a slut....you are easy.
/me slaps Mcjagger across the faceoh, the pain, it hurts so good.
I am so offended, I thought we meant something :'( :'( :'(
:LMAO:
ye-ouch. thank you madam, may i have another?
<massages tired muscles>ye-ouch. thank you madam, may i have another?
Later boy! I'm tired now :eyebrows:
That's OK. I'm a giver. I give and give, and give, and give......from what i have seen, you have alot to give.
That's OK. I'm a giver. I give and give, and give, and give......from what i have seen, you have alot to give.
I do what I can.That's OK. I'm a giver. I give and give, and give, and give......from what i have seen, you have alot to give.
That's OK. I'm a giver. I give and give, and give, and give......
The things you see when you don't have a cannon! >:D
The things you see when you don't have a cannon! >:D
:laugh: I actually don't have a clue who that guy is, I just don't like the look of him.
:laundry:Quotesomething else?
Don't make me spell it out- you'll make me blush ;)
That's OK. I'm a giver. I give and give, and give, and give......
:laundry:Quotesomething else?
Don't make me spell it out- you'll make me blush ;)
:laundry:Quotesomething else?
Don't make me spell it out- you'll make me blush ;)
Excuse me- can we keep the washing talk out of my thread please :P
:laundry:Quotesomething else?
Don't make me spell it out- you'll make me blush ;)
Excuse me- can we keep the washing talk out of my thread please :P
:laundry:Quotesomething else?
Don't make me spell it out- you'll make me blush ;)
Excuse me- can we keep the washing talk out of my thread please :P
PRUDE!
:booty: bootay!
"The booty you are calling is not answering their phone right now, please try again later."it is probably on vibrate, sitting low in your front pocket.
Damn you saw through my ruse. :laugh:a perfect chrismas gift from randy to jessica.
You can actually get vibrators that are set off my your mobile phone- it vibrates for the duration of any call you receive ;)
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2216 (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2216)
Damn you saw through my ruse. :laugh:a perfect chrismas gift from randy to jessica.
You can actually get vibrators that are set off my your mobile phone- it vibrates for the duration of any call you receive ;)
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2216 (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2216)
Can you imagine the frustration though if the person calling you ran out of credit just as you were getting close? :omight be a good way for the other person to buy you more credits in the future.
:woohoo: if you were talking to me. Can I watch?- if you were talking to Mcjagger ;)you can do three ways over the phone, ya know.
I was talking to PI, but that's a good plan. Then she can drink a beer in the "I have never" thread. So can I for that matter.:woohoo: if you were talking to me. Can I watch?- if you were talking to Mcjagger ;)you can do three ways over the phone, ya know.
IM and that would be fun, over the phone and I'll be hiding under the covers. :laugh:You can be under the covers, don't want you getting cold on us.
IM and that would be fun, over the phone and I'll be hiding under the covers. :laugh:talk dirty to me in that snobby british accent.
IM and that would be fun, over the phone and I'll be hiding under the covers. :laugh:talk dirty to me in that snobby british accent.
Oh? Do tell. You have my rapt attention.
Just whisper it in my ear when you've got the time. I can wait.Oh? Do tell. You have my rapt attention.
Unfortunately that will have to wait- I have supposed to have been logging off in a minute for the last 40 minutes :o
/me whispers filthy ideas in tesla's earJust whisper it in my ear when you've got the time. I can wait.Oh? Do tell. You have my rapt attention.
Unfortunately that will have to wait- I have supposed to have been logging off in a minute for the last 40 minutes :o
what kind of an accent do you have? i love accents.
i heard that yorkshire women are a handful. is this true?
would you consider yourself a handful, or a fistful?i heard that yorkshire women are a handful. is this true?
Some of us are, yes- but I don't think that's just confined to Yorkshire. :laugh:
I consider myself feisty (and sometimes contrary :P )three hundred posts since i have been at work. can you please link me to what you consider the most entertaining topic of the evening?
I consider myself feisty (and sometimes contrary :P )three hundred posts since i have been at work. can you please link me to what you consider the most entertaining topic of the evening?
I consider myself feisty (and sometimes contrary :P )
i am your servant.I consider myself feisty (and sometimes contrary :P )three hundred posts since i have been at work. can you please link me to what you consider the most entertaining topic of the evening?
I've only been on around 20 minutes and even so do you think I'm your bitch? :laugh:
what kind of an accent do you have? i love accents.
A Yorkshire accent.
what kind of an accent do you have? i love accents.
A Yorkshire accent.
describe it. who has it? gimme some actors.
Thank you for the package, Mel. :)
How are you doing???? Your "BoyToy" is concerned!!!!
whats your mbti type?
glad to hear you're doing great, PI. :)
glad to hear you're doing great, PI. :)
glad to hear you're doing great, PI. :)
Ditto 8)
yay! the knutty knitters club (i.e., me) misses you, though. :-*
Have you ever taken ginseng?No- have never felt the need for it.
Has dunc ever did it?No
I know what I am doing.. dandelion root, as soon as I get near Jessica, its way worse than ginseng. Minimum dose is 2-6 grams.
You both need that for your liver. It f u c k es with phase 2 detoxification, where I think this sulfation issue is that is may or may not be the cause of AS. I would love to see someone else take it , who was AS, and tell me what happens. Its a f u c k n dureitc, sexual health promoter for the man, liver helper, and skin helper. Its richer b vitamins, for the liver, than most other vegetables. I am just curious to see if can help a few thousand people, as I have done a ton of reading.
You have any special talents?
y did you remove the why from the end of your name?It is there on my screen.
y did you remove the why from the end of your name?It is there on my screen.
What is your favorite food?
y did you remove the why from the end of your name?It is there on my screen.
Ditto on mine- did you change your monitor or settings recently RupertPupkin. How long has it been showing that way for you?
Do you make a good gravy?
Where are you?
10-4Where are you?
She's gone; possibly to return at a later date. Real life>intensity an all that.
Where are you?
She's gone; possibly to return at a later date. Real life>intensity an all that.
where the fuck is pi?
Yet curiously disinterested. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves until PI returns and shoos you all out of her thread. :lol:
PI has asked me to let you know she isn't ignoring you, she has left the site for a while Randy. PI is a very good wife and I am lucky to have her. btw, she says she's disappointed by your lack of imagination - just cos I sleep on the couch doesn't mean we aren't having it off. there are plenty of places other than the bedroom for shagging you know. :eyebrows:
Here's a Christmas wish for you Randy...
PI has asked me to let you know she isn't ignoring you, she has left the site for a while Randy. PI is a very good wife and I am lucky to have her. btw, she says she's disappointed by your lack of imagination - just cos I sleep on the couch doesn't mean we aren't having it off. there are plenty of places other than the bedroom for shagging you know. :eyebrows:
Did you shag her while having a shit inside the toilet once?
PI has asked me to let you know she isn't ignoring you, she has left the site for a while Randy. PI is a very good wife and I am lucky to have her. btw, she says she's disappointed by your lack of imagination - just cos I sleep on the couch doesn't mean we aren't having it off. there are plenty of places other than the bedroom for shagging you know. :eyebrows:
Did you shag her while having a shit inside the toilet once?
You must be confusing me with someone who likes shit. I'm glad I don't have your dreams. :puke:
shit inside the toilet? ???Taking a dump and having an orgasm at the same time.
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:
Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:
Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.
Ask my girlfriend, no just kidding. :laugh:
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:
Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.
I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:
Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.
Ask my girlfriend, no just kidding. :laugh:
You think you can take me, you little bitch? You wouldn't know where to begin.
One of my fears is a girlfriend or wife is going to get mad for me pestering them over sex.
Why, are you a magical elf who sprinkles magical pixie dust/ginger powder on her so I don't have to worry?
If you are, sprinkle on some on Dunc's wife to, so she can pest the fuck out of Dunc. Put so much that he complains about her aurosal level.
Why, are you a magical elf who sprinkles magical pixie dust/ginger powder on her so I don't have to worry?
If you are, sprinkle on some on Dunc's wife to, so she can pest the fuck out of Dunc. Put so much that he complains about her aurosal level.
How long have you been here exactly, Randy? PI doesn't need any. :lol:
It's not as if we are allowed to forget.
Its logical to me.
Randy, come back when you actually know what you're talking about. We've had more sexual pleasure than you've had hot dinners. Get laid first, then you can make suggestions for improvements.
I could have been more concrete I suppose, you really don't know what your missing, sexual pleasure can only really only be truely experienced by a fit and healthy body, I feel sorrry for both of you. When you are really on top of your game, you enjoy it, you don't stop doing it.
Logic is logic, some get it some don't. Lucky for me I am in great shape, gonna get me some.
.
Logic is logic, some get it some don't. Lucky for me I am in great shape, gonna get me some.
.
Gonna get you some logic?
Cool. Which kind?
Kind of lets the air out when a taunt like comes from you, being AS and all, no offense. I am invunerable anyway, that is what happens when you try your best in life all the time. That means no junk even in a grumpy mood.
Don't waste your time on me, its never going to happen. Try keep this thread about its creator.
Flo, learn to hide your password.
I don't hate Dunc, I don't hate anyone. If I hate, I try to fix that.
Dunc is good at computers, and me, I don't get much acess. I bet if I had computer questions he could tell me because my brother is too busy. He has windows 2000 and I have windows 99.
/me wish Dunc the best sex. :)
I don't hate Dunc, I don't hate anyone. If I hate, I try to fix that.
Dunc is good at computers, and me, I don't get much acess. I bet if I had computer questions he could tell me because my brother is too busy. He has windows 2000 and I have windows 99.
/me wish Dunc the best sex. :)
A small bit of etiquette Randy, you usually wish someone the best ... not I wish you the best sex!
I don't hate Dunc, I don't hate anyone. If I hate, I try to fix that.
Dunc is good at computers, and me, I don't get much acess. I bet if I had computer questions he could tell me because my brother is too busy. He has windows 2000 and I have windows 99.
/me wish Dunc the best sex. :)
A small bit of etiquette Randy, you usually wish someone the best ... not I wish you the best sex!
I think Dunc has and will have the best sex in one week than ginsengboy will have in his life! Of course that may be an understatement! ::) Probably more like ONE DAY! :laugh:
Flo, learn to hide your password.
Look it, I told you once and I tell you again, internet is fantasy world. I don't give two shits about changes to my avitar. Avitar change just tells me how annoyed you are, and how much I am not. :laugh:
Stop focusing on me you gay freeks :laugh: Its amazing to see how popular I am, people just try and gang up on me, tab bit pointless :laugh:
Lazy wanker! If he liked sex as much as me, he would do what I suggest. I am sure a woman will thank me someday for my hard efforts..
If he liked sex as much as me, he would do what I suggest.How do you know you like it if you have never had it?
I can now fully grasp and fully support the need to lock your own threads, if you so choose.
Need a dust pan and a broom, too.
Can I pick someone else to shoo me?/me turns the high-pressure hose on Odeon to shoo him out of her thread
Yet curiously disinterested. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves until PI returns and shoos you all out of her thread. :lol:
She can shoo me any time!! :eyebrows:
Good to see you here. :zoinks:
What foods have you put inside your vagina?
Can I pick someone else to shoo me?/me turns the high-pressure hose on Odeon to shoo him out of her thread
:flamer:Can I pick someone else to shoo me?/me turns the high-pressure hose on Odeon to shoo him out of her thread
*offers assistance with drying procedure.* :eyebrows:
Given what people have posted here,
everything seems out of the ordinary.
Feel free to shock them.
so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.
so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.
bollocks - what's stew when it's at home, if it's not food?
:P
so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.
bollocks - what's stew when it's at home, if it's not food?
:P
so far, no one has admitted to putting anything
which might be considered food in.
bollocks - what's stew when it's at home, if it's not food?
:P
Straight from the pan?? :o Do you have an asbestos vagina? :P
when was the last time you had a proper internet shagging?
when was the last time you had a proper internet shagging?
An internet one? Sadly you already know the answer to that one. :o
I've not had the time to be honest- haven't really spent much time online for the past 3 months.not really. not with cal still ranting.
Aren't you worried that you'll get addicted to this place again?
I've not had the time to be honest- haven't really spent much time online for the past 3 months.not really. not with cal still ranting.
Aren't you worried that you'll get addicted to this place again?
i am worried that i may become addicted to a couple of the ladies on here, though.
I've not had the time to be honest- haven't really spent much time online for the past 3 months.not really. not with cal still ranting.
Aren't you worried that you'll get addicted to this place again?
i am worried that i may become addicted to a couple of the ladies on here, though.
Only a couple?? :jawdrop: You slipping?
Being honest about it though a couple is probably the number of regularly posting members you wouldn't consider doing. Or is that estimate a little too high? :Pi'd fuck you.
Again haven't really had the time- a while back I was furiously working on one then I realised I was writing it out of anger. That wouldn't really have been a problem if it wasn't for the fact that one morning I woke up and I just wasn't angry anymore. I've had a few ideas recently, but no motivation.if you think i can help. by all means don't hesitate to ask.
I'll bare that offer in mind. :eyebrows:would you like me to don a brown furry suit, growl at you, then lay you down on a rug made from the pelt of my brother?
remember: you never know.
remember: you never know.
I'd agree with that for most things, somehow though I can't see myself getting turned on by someone dressed as a giant care bear.
remember: you never know.
I'd agree with that for most things, somehow though I can't see myself getting turned on by someone dressed as a giant care bear.
remember: you never know.
I'd agree with that for most things, somehow though I can't see myself getting turned on by someone dressed as a giant care bear.
:agreed:
:LMAO:
I would be frozen stiff. :eyebrows:
did you dream about me last night?
i had a dream which included you.
i remember sitting in a corner watching you and cal having sex. i was wanking off.did you dream about me last night?
I didn't dream at all last night, not that I can remember anyway- too tired and had a disturbed night.Quotei had a dream which included you.
Really? One worth sharing??
But... did cal have to be involved??i think it is because he has the biggest dick here. and usually when i watch sex it is porn and they all have huge cocks.
/me wonders why she suddenly feels very dirty, and not in a good way.
Do you tend to have close female friends?
:laugh: Yes and no: No- being truthful- maybe its something to do with most of us being misfits, but for the most part the women here do tend to say what they mean. Yes: I chose my words carefully because I didn't want to needlessly offend anyone.
Would you fuck any of your male friends, if you had the opportunity?
Most specifically, would you shag pea?
Most specifically, would you shag pea?
:P
Most specifically, would you shag pea?
:P
Dammit I missed that one:
Wouldn't everyone?? :eyebrows:
What is your favourite activity to do with your kids? What seems to be theirs?
It was pretty early when I started my love for video games and arcades. My parents always wanted to go to the beach.
What is your favourite activity to do with your kids? What seems to be theirs?
It was pretty early when I started my love for video games and arcades. My parents always wanted to go to the beach.
Perhaps your parents thought you'd benefit from some fresh air- sometimes you have to drag kids away from their favourite indoor activities just so they get some exercise :laugh:
I already played soccer once a week (practiced 3 times a week). I played football outside in the side yard with neighborhood kids and we had a pool that I swam in with the same neighborhood friends. I was really tan as a kid and played outside quite a bit, but I loved games as well. In high school the outdoor stuff took a back seat to games and music.What is your favourite activity to do with your kids? What seems to be theirs?
It was pretty early when I started my love for video games and arcades. My parents always wanted to go to the beach.
Perhaps your parents thought you'd benefit from some fresh air- sometimes you have to drag kids away from their favourite indoor activities just so they get some exercise :laugh:
That is the truth. :thumbup:
BIRDIE
Did someone just say something??
Did someone just say something??
Maybe you heard a whisper in the wind?? ;)
How can you still function when the nest of centipedes in your vagina is so big, bitch?
How can you still function when the nest of centipedes in your vagina is so big, bitch?
when was the last time you took a proper hiding, fuckface? Pathetic little tosser. Go fist yourself til your eyes bleed.
No wonder nobody likes you. :wanker:
How can you still function when the nest of centipedes in your vagina is so big, bitch?
How can you still function when the nest of centipedes in your vagina is so big, bitch?
How can the question of whether to off yourself or not still be an issue for you? I would have thought the answer was obvious by now.
:kapow:
How can you still function when the nest of centipedes in your vagina is so big, bitch?
How can the question of whether to off yourself or not still be an issue for you? I would have thought the answer was obvious by now.
:kapow:
You do know PI has left don't you Randy?
You do know PI has left don't you Randy?
Randy doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
You do know PI has left don't you Randy?
Randy doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
I believe this to be untrue.
I expect that he can hide his elbow in his arse, but I doubt that he can hide his arse with his elbow.
The fat fuck!
Lets remember now, this thread is about PI, lets bring what ever you want to say somewhere more appropiate, that is why I stopped talking about myself.