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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Émile Armand on February 01, 2012, 09:19:43 PM
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Hello everyone, I am Émile and I am from France. I will be 6 this year, haha. I was born on 29 February 1988. It is a leap year and if I went strictly by that I will be 6.
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:welcome: Emile!
My computer is American like me, and I don't know how to add the accent. :tard:
After 10 posts you will see more of the site! Happy Leap Year! :santa:
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bonjour! i was born in june 1988
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You need French keyboard to write the é or É. My computer is not French, my belief is it is Chinese. I believe the parts all came from China.
Hi Adam, you and me are almost the same age. I am a small amount older than you.
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so what kinda stuff are u into? do u like football? i support manchester united. what about cats - do u like cats? u like zinedine zidane? :]
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I do not watch football, I have heard of Zinedine Zidane and he is a good football player. I have never seen him playand I do not understand football fans. Some would say my hobby is Political Activism
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tell us about your political activism. are u religious btw?
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I do not feel comfortable with discussing that at the moment. It is possible for me to get in trouble with government here. In France, there is 'Freedom of Expression' which means I am free to discuss certain things but not dissenting opinions on some matters. England has similar laws. The USA has more open laws about speech and political activism.
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No, I am not religious. I do not know anyone that is religious. The religious people are in the USA with their guns.
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No, I am not religious. I do not know anyone that is religious. The religious people are in the USA with their guns.
and yet euroland is the place where the pope and the vatican resides while all of them molest there little boys... tell me, were you ever molested? is that why your such a prejudice asshole?
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I am in the US but don't care much for religion, guns on the other hand :zoinks:
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No, I am not religious. I do not know anyone that is religious. The religious people are in the USA with their guns.
and yet euroland is the place where the pope and the vatican resides while all of them molest there little boys... tell me, were you ever molested? is that why your such a prejudice asshole?
The Vatican is not in France so I do not understand the point you are trying to make. The Vatican is in Rome, Italy. The Vatican is an independent state but is surrounded by Rome. The Vatican is in 'euroland' if that is what you want to call Europe?
My family is not Roman Catholic. I was raised in a secular household but my mother parent's were Lutherans and my father parent's were Jews. I was not molested by anyone in the Vatican nor have I been there. Why do you stereotype the Catholics but get upset when I stereotyped you?
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I am in the US but don't care much for religion, guns on the other hand :zoinks:
Hello nice to meet you.
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So how did you find this lovely place?
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I don't own any guns but I went target shooting once with a friend! :litigious:
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I don't own any guns but I went target shooting once with a friend! :litigious:
and what a good job you did CBC!
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I don't own any guns but I went target shooting once with a friend! :litigious:
and what a good job you did CBC!
Thank you, much credit must go to PPK for being an excellent instructor! 8)
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So how did you find this lovely place?
Dr. Strangelove, a member of this site suggested it to me.
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I don't own any guns but I went target shooting once with a friend! :litigious:
yes, guns are fun. Hello new person.
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There is more threads from when I began on this site.
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I don't own any guns but I went target shooting once with a friend! :litigious:
yes, guns are fun. Hello new person.
Hello Joy Division/New Order fan.
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There is more threads from when I began on this site.
Correct. When a new member makes ten posts, more of the site becomes available to read and post in.
:welcome: to Intensity by the way. Have some welcome karma: :plus:
Are you the sensitive sort?
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I don't own any guns but I went target shooting once with a friend! :litigious:
yes, guns are fun. Hello new person.
Hello Joy Division/New Order fan.
Joy Division:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRzZ-VI6VSQ# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRzZ-VI6VSQ#)
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Welcome, etc.
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Bien venue ici, Émile.. et, je ne sais pas.. just be you and you'll be fine here, I reckon.
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Hello
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/lexusdude_e0.gif?t=1319055921)
Take your socks and shoes off and jump on the couch...tell me something interesting about you?
and Welcome :2thumbsup:
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Hi, welcome and all that.
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Bonjour :2thumbsup:
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What part of France do you consider to be "home"?
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Hello Emile.
Joy Division and New Order were awesome:)
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
I like Joy Division much more than New Order
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
I like Joy Division much more than New Order
Joy Division were more consistantly brilliant. 2 near perfect albums, and I dont think they released anything that wasnt great.
New Order released far more albums, and some of their stuff wasnt great. They still recorded a lot of great songs though.
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Have you ever stood on your head?
Have you ever stood on someone else's head?
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Are you a mime
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No but I bet I would be able to be a good one. I could walk around outside and keep pretending I am walking into invisible walls.
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Hello Émile, is there French music you like?
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
I like Joy Division much more than New Order
Joy Division were more consistantly brilliant. 2 near perfect albums, and I dont think they released anything that wasnt great.
New Order released far more albums, and some of their stuff wasnt great. They still recorded a lot of great songs though.
Agreed.
New Order Blue Monday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ#)
i still love this track, the opening music is very distinctive
'Blue Monday' was the first twelve inch i bought with my pocket money, LOL. Along with TinTin's 'Kiss Me' :zoinks:
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I have Blue Mondsay and Love Will Tear Us Apart on my ipod. but other than that I don't really listen to either
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Here is a little guide for you Emile. Will help you settle in :
Callouts. They are really a meet and greet and of no real consequence. When we like someone and want to discuss it with them we "call out" to them. "Hey dog breath your posting style sucks" or "Hey your opinion on religion sucks retard". We all respond very well to such claims and that is the "call out" section.
Now some of the personalities.
Serpent throne is the Sensei of the forum. Really clever guy. For all answers to the forums greater questions his insight is the one most sought and appreciated
Scrapheap: Very deep and charismatic lady. She is a romantic and dreams of one day being swept away by her knight in shining armour. Until then she posts her pearls of wisdom here. For which we are very blessed
Callaway: Very forgetful lady. A great way to embarrass her is to bring up an issue a day before and she will not have any idea she said it or thought it and lose her point of reference. You can easily confuse her.
Peter is the only member we have from Africa. He is by birth a Pymy and until recently had no inclination what the internet was but has come leaps and bounds in a very short time. He has wonderful stories to tell you of the open plains of Africa and his triumphs against wild beasts whilst protecting his homeland
Butterflies as you can tell from the face is a gentle little soul and easily startled. She is in need of a bit of protecting and I think that you could well be the person to do so. She suffers from Tourettes and this unfortunate condition has caused her to occasionally textually waffle on this board. She bravely fights off any efforts to help her because she cannot change herself and ought not for others.
Adam is allergic to animal hair and such issues are a sore point for Adam. I would stay well clear of any approach to dogs, cats, turtles, rabbits...you know pets entirely.
Odeon is the owner. He is not that bright and a soft touch here. In fact as a general exercise in lulz give it to him and watch him flounder. It is fun. All of us do this.
Zippo? He is as American as Apple pie. In fact I think he can trace his roots back to Johnny Appleseed. He wears a big 44 gallon hat and concealed six shooter. He is a bond collector and makes that Dog the bounty hunter look like a wimp. In fact he is a cross between John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Lady Gaga. He is a hardarse.
Schleed is the nice guy of the forum and the most sensitive by far. Treat him with kid gloves because seeing him dissolve into a weeping messy is not only frightening but heart-breaking and so easily done.
Calavera is a highly religious person. He has over many years drifted from one secular religion to another as the truth of god seemed out of his grasp. Now he has found his best fit and living a strict secular life with a denomination of Christianity that is strict and demanding and he is the type of person for it. He will textually rip anyone to pieces for arguing in any topic that cross the boundaries of his Christian principles....even inadvertently. be careful.
Oh there is also CouldbeCousin who is a real tearaway. She doesn't post much but when she does watch out. Nasty piece of work and in league with HykeasWell. Be wary of those two. These two are really the Bonnie and Clyde of the forum. Do not misjudge the outward happy and gentle humour for that. They are the sharks of the forum and wait til they see blood in the water so to speak and they will rip you to pieces.
Queen Victoria is pure evil. There is little that escapes her notice here and she will take whatever you hold dear and use it against you in frightening ways. Evil I tell you.
Lutra is a passionate and highly emotional individual. You will often find Lutra in the thick of debates arguing strongly as to the deepest passions of his enormous heart. He is an activist by heart and nature.
Renaeden? Well like a venus fly trap this lady will happily wait for her next victim. Then she devours slowly but unlike the fly trap she will laugh all the while. She is a nasty piece of work.
Zegh is our resident health nut. He is a firm believer of thy body is a temple. He is a hard bastard. He is a marathon runner and a martial artist too. Has like 8 abs.
Anonymous is a ballroom champion. He honed his athletic ability in college as his school football teams mascot. He posts here between dance contests and has plenty of moves both on and off the dancefloor to share ;)
Parts is a moderator. Parts gives the impression of a startled deer in the headlights with how he posts. The position of mod is a constant state of stress for him. I blame this in part to his real life job as an Abbott. He is very devout and in this shares his love of the church with Calavera. He prays for us nightly.
Bodaccea is our most prestigious member. She can trace her Italian heritage back to Julius Caesar. She is a gentle and studious historian working for the National Library of Rome and any conversations about Roman and its incursions against the filthy degenerates that would defy Rome is strongly welcomed.
PMSElle? PMSelle is a fervent believer of anarchy and the dissolution of the state. In between Satan worship and undermining the government and learning the necessary skills to demobile and destroy the government infrastructure, she works as a florist. Quiet a talented flower arranger.
Eris. More prude in matters sexual than even poor Theok. Very quickly flustered by mention of sexual proliferation or bodily fluid exchanges. Try bringing something kinky into the conversation to make her blush. You know you want to.
Professor Farnsworth? I think beneath his friendly exterior could well be a latent psychopath. In fact there is little I believe to stop him going postal. In time he will and all that will save us all from saying "I knew that guy. I always suspected he would" will be the fact that his username is not his real name. I think this is better in a way don't you?
Have you met Pyraxis?
You will like her. I wrote a special poem for her.
"She is fun and always in good cheer
She will happily rip you from arsehole to ear"
Do you like it?
MLA is an 18 year old German girl, and one of our latest members. She is very busy in providing good wholesome recipes that her grandmother used to make. We are getting a new idea of what culinary delights found in that country.
I guess you will get to know the rest.
Oh of course there is me. I am I admit VERY sensitive and easily hurt. l am the meet and greeter and will steer you well in this little forum to make your life as easy as possible.
Oh as far as calling out I would expect you may wish to find a reason to "callout" to Callaway, Odeon, Schleed, and then Butterflies in that approximate order.
Now best be on my way..........
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I do not feel like reading all of that. Thanks for the effort. I prefer to form my own opinions on others.
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Hello Émile, is there French music you like?
That sing in French or that is French in general? I was not born in France so I am not 'French'.
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MLA is an 18 year old German girl, and one of our latest members. She is very busy in providing good wholesome recipes that her grandmother used to make. We are getting a new idea of what culinary delights found in that country.
I don't think I am that "new" anymore, and I must have turned 19 by now ;)
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Zippo? He is as American as Apple pie. In fact I think he can trace his roots back to Johnny Appleseed. He wears a big 44 gallon hat and concealed six shooter. He is a bond collector and makes that Dog the bounty hunter look like a wimp. In fact he is a cross between John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Lady Gaga. He is a hardarse.
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS ME!
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Hello Émile, is there French music you like?
That sing in French or that is French in general? I was not born in France so I am not 'French'.
Well, you live there, so, you are probably more exposed to French music than I am.
I was wondering about music with French lyrics.
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You were vague and did make yourself clear. Sorry for asking. Yes, I do listen to a few French artists that sing in French. I like Magic System a lot.
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How about them French Fries? Best invention the French ever came up with.
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How about them French Fries? Best invention the French ever came up with.
Seriously? Better than French Toast?
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shit forgot about French Toast
beats Belgian waffles every time
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french fries FTW
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My fridge smells of a ripe Camembert.
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
they havent been worth a shit since Napoleon
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french fries FTW
That's Freedom Fries to you :green:
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
:laugh:
The French gave the Statue of Liberty to the US because they couldn't use her since she had only one arm raised above her head.
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
:laugh:
The French gave the Statue of Liberty to the US because they couldn't use her since she had only one arm raised above her head.
Trying to insult the French, yet you insult Jews. Callaway, you are an ignorant American and it is disgusting on how ignorant you are. Let see, who wrote The New Colossus' . A Jew wrote that. Have you read it? You are a disgusting American. What makes it more disgusting is that you do not know this. Fucking sick.
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
:laugh:
The French gave the Statue of Liberty to the US because they couldn't use her since she had only one arm raised above her head.
You are a disgusting human being. Disgusting.
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Yeahhhh! Fuck Callaway! :celebrate:
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Emily, please go fuck yourself, if you can.
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His name's Emile
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His name's Emile
I'm quite aware of what his name is. When he starts acting like a man he can have his masculine name back. Right now he's acting like a pussy.
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
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His name's Emile
I'm quite aware of what his name is. When he starts acting like a man he can have his masculine name back. Right now he's acting like a pussy.
Excuse me? I do not believe you are aware of my name or how it is pronounced, but Americans are like that.
Do you support people putting down other ethnic groups? Yes or No?
Why do you support an anti-semitism? Are you an Anti-Semite?
i was unaware that this website was one of those websites.
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
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:LMAO:
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His name's Emile
I'm quite aware of what his name is. When he starts acting like a man he can have his masculine name back. Right now he's acting like a pussy.
Excuse me? I do not believe you are aware of my name or how it is pronounced, but Americans are like that.
Do you support people putting down other ethnic groups? Yes or No?
Why do you support an anti-semitism? Are you an Anti-Semite?
i was unaware that this website was one of those websites.
whats with all the strawmen
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His name's Emile
I'm quite aware of what his name is. When he starts acting like a man he can have his masculine name back. Right now he's acting like a pussy.
Excuse me? I do not believe you are aware of my name or how it is pronounced, but Americans are like that.
Do you support people putting down other ethnic groups? Yes or No?
Why do you support an anti-semitism? Are you an Anti-Semite?
i was unaware that this website was one of those websites.
whats with all the strawmen
I was wondering the same thing
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I am pleased bigotry is supported on this site but not towards Americans. I enjoy the joke you do not understand. Copy and paste.
Back to the discussion. Please back up the your assertions about the Statue of Liberty. You have insulted Jews and every immigrant that has came into the US. I would like to here your reasoning. No sarcasm excuse.
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I am pleased bigotry is supported on this site but not towards Americans. I enjoy the joke you do not understand. Copy and paste.
Back to the discussion. Please back up the your assertions about the Statue of Liberty. You have insulted Jews and every immigrant that has came into the US. I would like to here your reasoning. No sarcasm excuse.
you take your name after a anarchist.....why the hell do you care, what we think
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I am pleased bigotry is supported on this site but not towards Americans. I enjoy the joke you do not understand. Copy and paste.
Back to the discussion. Please back up the your assertions about the Statue of Liberty. You have insulted Jews and every immigrant that has came into the US. I would like to here your reasoning. No sarcasm excuse.
This is a very weak argument if you can even call it that. I thought you could do better but it seems I am wrong :yawn:
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
if you didnt have a french friend who is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless. would you have thought the joke funny >:D
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
if you didnt have a french friend who is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless. would you have thought the joke funny >:D
No , as I am the model of utmost respect and decency. :M
(Yes and I did actually find it quite funny)
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
if you didnt have a french friend who is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless. would you have thought the joke funny >:D
No , as I am the model of utmost respect and decency. :M
(Yes and I did actually find it quite funny)
I was going to say, was she watching over your shoulder....and to ask her what she thought of the fake french guy posting here
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
if you didnt have a french friend who is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless. would you have thought the joke funny >:D
No , as I am the model of utmost respect and decency. :M
(Yes and I did actually find it quite funny)
I was going to say, was she watching over your shoulder....and to ask her what she thought of the fake french guy posting here
Oh she's a family friend not a personal friend of mine. :)
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
if you didnt have a french friend who is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless. would you have thought the joke funny >:D
No , as I am the model of utmost respect and decency. :M
(Yes and I did actually find it quite funny)
I was going to say, was she watching over your shoulder....and to ask her what she thought of the fake french guy posting here
Oh she's a family friend not a personal friend of mine. :)
OK.....what do you think of the fake french guy
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His name's Emile
I'm quite aware of what his name is. When he starts acting like a man he can have his masculine name back. Right now he's acting like a pussy.
Excuse me? I do not believe you are aware of my name or how it is pronounced, but Americans are like that.
Do you support people putting down other ethnic groups? Yes or No?
Why do you support an anti-semitism? Are you an Anti-Semite?
i was unaware that this website was one of those websites.
Hey, Emily, that gagging sound is you putting your foot in your mouth. As most of the old-time members here know, I'm Jewish.
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His name's Emile
I'm quite aware of what his name is. When he starts acting like a man he can have his masculine name back. Right now he's acting like a pussy.
Excuse me? I do not believe you are aware of my name or how it is pronounced, but Americans are like that.
Do you support people putting down other ethnic groups? Yes or No?
Why do you support an anti-semitism? Are you an Anti-Semite?
i was unaware that this website was one of those websites.
Hey, Emily, that gagging sound is you putting your foot in your mouth. As most of the old-time members here know, I'm Jewish.
hmmm, for some reason I thought you would be Church of England :dunno:
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
I have a family friend who is french.
She is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless.
You have not just insulted a french person , you have insulted a very dear friend. :(
if you didnt have a french friend who is a very lovely woman , warm ,caring and very very selfless. would you have thought the joke funny >:D
No , as I am the model of utmost respect and decency. :M
(Yes and I did actually find it quite funny)
I was going to say, was she watching over your shoulder....and to ask her what she thought of the fake french guy posting here
Oh she's a family friend not a personal friend of mine. :)
OK.....what do you think of the fake french guy
I'm not sure really.
Other than I find the drama he's stirring up kind of interesting, I don't really have an opinion of him.
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Emile, I will spell this out so it may make sense to you.
This is not a a website that we all hold hands and inging Kumbaya. It is ok to tell mom-politically correct jokes or teas each other or even argue. You will not get banned or censored to do so. Neither will we. So the outrage is probably misplaced at worst and useless at best.
You can be offended or whine or fight back. I vote fighting back. I like that bit.
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
:laugh:
The French gave the Statue of Liberty to the US because they couldn't use her since she had only one arm raised above her head.
Callaway, I would like an answer to your claims and disrespectful insults towards American immigrants and Jews.
You have done neither besides hide behind others.
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I'm not sure really.
Other than I find the drama he's stirring up kind of interesting, I don't really have an opinion of him.
I think he's boring and strongly suspect he's buttcoffee.
Do you think he's boring? Or not?
Either way, you have an opinion of him. :zoinks:
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Emile, I will spell this out so it may make sense to you.
This is not a a website that we all hold hands and inging Kumbaya. It is ok to tell mom-politically correct jokes or teas each other or even argue.
Right, why are you holding hands?
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Welcome here.
If you are indeed a newbie please try to take some time getting used to this place´s dynamics before posting.
Hope you have a great time here(we are quite a lovely bunch once you stop with the nonsense)
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Welcome here.
If you are indeed a newbie please try to take some time getting used to this place´s dynamics before posting.
Hope you have a great time here(we are quite a lovely bunch once you stop with the nonsense)
Thanks V. I hope the same for you.
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Emile, I will spell this out so it may make sense to you.
This is not a a website that we all hold hands and singing Kumbaya. It is ok to tell nom-politically correct jokes or tease each other or even argue.
Right, why are you holding hands?
You....didn't comprehend anything here did you...at all?
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Emile, I will spell this out so it may make sense to you.
This is not a a website that we all hold hands and singing Kumbaya. It is ok to tell nom-politically correct jokes or tease each other or even argue.
Right, why are you holding hands?
You....didn't comprehend anything here did you...at all?
My question was an actual question that you have not answered.
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Emile, I will spell this out so it may make sense to you.
This is not a a website that we all hold hands and singing Kumbaya. It is ok to tell nom-politically correct jokes or tease each other or even argue.
Right, why are you holding hands?
You....didn't comprehend anything here did you...at all?
My question was an actual question that you have not answered.
Your actual question was silly. Will highlight why. Now you see that I, after spelling out to you that we are NOT a website that hold hands, you ask why we do. Not only does it show a disturbing level on non-comprehension, but the question is ludicrous on the basis of have stated the opposite in the post you were quoting.
*le Sigh*
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Emile, I will spell this out so it may make sense to you.
This is not a a website that we all hold hands and singing Kumbaya. It is ok to tell nom-politically correct jokes or tease each other or even argue.
Right, why are you holding hands?
You....didn't comprehend anything here did you...at all?
My question was an actual question that you have not answered.
Your actual question was silly. Will highlight why.
Do tell.
Now you see that I, after spelling out to you that we are NOT a wesite that hold hands, you ask why we do.
You have not spelled anything out.
Not only does it show a disturbing level on non-comprehension but the question is ludicrous on the basis of have stated the opposite a in the post you were quoting.I am still waiting for s
*le Sigh*
You cannot be serious. Are you shitting me?
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Tell us who you really are, Emily.
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Is Callaway unable to answer for herself?
She must be busy with the children that do not have the privilege that her daughter has.
I find it kind of strange to "brag" about how much good one think they are doing and then "bragging" about it even more. I get it, you think you deserve something.
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You are getting even more predictable and boring. Why don;t you answer some of the questions you have been asked instead of deflecting them
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You are getting even more predictable and boring. Why don;t you answer some of the questions you have been asked instead of deflecting them
I have answered questions I have been asked.
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You are getting even more predictable and boring. Why don;t you answer some of the questions you have been asked instead of deflecting them
I have answered questions I have been asked.
No. For example, who are you really?
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
I like Joy Division much more than New Order
Joy Division were more consistantly brilliant. 2 near perfect albums, and I dont think they released anything that wasnt great.
New Order released far more albums, and some of their stuff wasnt great. They still recorded a lot of great songs though.
Agreed.
New Order Blue Monday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ#)
i still love this track, the opening music is very distinctive
'Blue Monday' was the first twelve inch i bought with my pocket money, LOL. Along with TinTin's 'Kiss Me' :zoinks:
I love the song called 'Ceremony' it is one of favorites. It saddens me that Ian decided it was his time. My Favorite song by New Order is Temptation. I love that song. It helps me feel positive about myself and is just a feel good track.
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The French aren't used to beating anything, so good for them.
They didn't invent surrender, but they did perfect it ;)
:laugh:
The French gave the Statue of Liberty to the US because they couldn't use her since she had only one arm raised above her head.
Callaway, I would like an answer to your claims and disrespectful insults towards American immigrants and Jews.
You have done neither besides hide behind others.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
:laugh:
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Wow, amazing how fast a thread can become so boring.
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These are some anagrams of your name
EMILE ARMAND
made manlier
alarmed mine
adrenal mime
admire la men
*yes, i need to go find something to do :hahaha:
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I grew up around jokes about the French and that they were chickens in the war. I have been reading about WWI and WWII and think now it's a bit unfair to label them as such.
France suffered huge losses during the first war. As did England. It's cost was huge. The time between the two wars was grim and money was short. A very young Winston Churchill (long before he became PM) pushed through some very unpopular spending on defence. He paid particular attention to our Navy. Idk if this was amazing foresight on his part but it was the last thing on most peoples mind. Another war.
The French Parliament had no such Winston Churchill, and not surprisingly tried to get their economy in better shape.
So, when WWII developed, and the German's got to France yes they did surrender very quickly. In all fairness this was not down to them being chickens, but simply down to the fact they had not re-armed since the last war. They simply had no war machine in which to fight.
The French fought bravely during WWI. :viking:
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callaway is fucking xenophobic
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I'm not sure really.
Other than I find the drama he's stirring up kind of interesting, I don't really have an opinion of him.
I think he's boring and strongly suspect he's buttcoffee.
Do you think he's boring? Or not?
Either way, you have an opinion of him. :zoinks:
Ok Mr Literal , I don't think he's boring but don't have an opinion on who he is or isn't. :laugh:
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it's all a big callaway-controlled conspiracy
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Oh noes! :GA:
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it's all a big callaway-controlled conspiracy
aer u shure?
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definitely
she needs to stop this french-bashing
fucking francophobe
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Where is the anti-Semite?
Hiding behind others?
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maybe she's at work
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I suspect Émile is as French as my scrotum.
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I guess she is. Teaching anti semitism. I would not like my child being taught by an anti-semite. I would like to have a teacher for them that is needed to teach them about the world and other perspectives about the world.
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Callaway also suppports mutilating children's genitals for no medical reason. I would not want her teaching my kids either!
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Trolls are what trolls do. How are those new strawmen coming, Emily?
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I suspect Émile is as French as my scrotum.
I live in France but I am not natively French. I have wrote this a few times now.
I think the question is why do you people all feel the need to protect an anti-semite? Can Callaway not speak for herself?
Quite dodging with this nonsense.
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Strawman based on another strawman. Nice.
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I like Strawmen.
(http://travelerfolio.com/tf2/photos/2010/07/straw-man-wine-museum-macau.jpg)
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Let's not forget the straw women :nerdy:
(http://lovelygirls.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/cmfeat5.jpg?w=450)
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How can Callaway be an anti-Semite if it's an admin conspiracy everyone knows the Jews are behind all the worlds conspiracies :nerdy:
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I grew up around jokes about the French and that they were chickens in the war. I have been reading about WWI and WWII and think now it's a bit unfair to label them as such.
France suffered huge losses during the first war. As did England. It's cost was huge. The time between the two wars was grim and money was short. A very young Winston Churchill (long before he became PM) pushed through some very unpopular spending on defence. He paid particular attention to our Navy. Idk if this was amazing foresight on his part but it was the last thing on most peoples mind. Another war.
The French Parliament had no such Winston Churchill, and not surprisingly tried to get their economy in better shape.
So, when WWII developed, and the German's got to France yes they did surrender very quickly. In all fairness this was not down to them being chickens, but simply down to the fact they had not re-armed since the last war. They simply had no war machine in which to fight.
The French fought bravely during WWI. :viking:
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
I mean no disrespect to you or to Squiddy's family friend, Bodaccea.
There's only one "Frenchman" at whom these French jokes are aimed. He's a troll. I find it funny that the "French" troll is so butthurt at these jokes given how he bashed Zippo and QV and others for their nationalities.
I know someone who fought with the Allies at Normandy and if it were not for him and other Canadians and Americans like the ones this troll bashes, I think that France would probably still be speaking German.
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I suspect Émile is as French as my scrotum.
I live in France but I am not natively French. I have wrote this a few times now.
I think the question is why do you people all feel the need to protect an anti-semite? Can Callaway not speak for herself?
Quite dodging with this nonsense.
So you're saying you actually want to lick my scrotum then? Can I pee in your left ear too, Émile?
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I grew up around jokes about the French and that they were chickens in the war. I have been reading about WWI and WWII and think now it's a bit unfair to label them as such.
France suffered huge losses during the first war. As did England. It's cost was huge. The time between the two wars was grim and money was short. A very young Winston Churchill (long before he became PM) pushed through some very unpopular spending on defence. He paid particular attention to our Navy. Idk if this was amazing foresight on his part but it was the last thing on most peoples mind. Another war.
The French Parliament had no such Winston Churchill, and not surprisingly tried to get their economy in better shape.
So, when WWII developed, and the German's got to France yes they did surrender very quickly. In all fairness this was not down to them being chickens, but simply down to the fact they had not re-armed since the last war. They simply had no war machine in which to fight.
The French fought bravely during WWI. :viking:
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
I mean no disrespect to you or to Squiddy's family friend, Bodaccea.
There's only one "Frenchman" at whom these French jokes are aimed. He's a troll. I find it funny that the "French" troll is so butthurt at these jokes given how he bashed Zippo and QV and others for their nationalities.
I know someone who fought with the Allies at Normandy and if it were not for him and other Canadians and Americans like the ones this troll bashes, I think that France would probably still be speaking German.
What the French government did to the foreign jews living in their country during WWII was an atrocity.
Of course the adults went to their deaths in the labor camps,
While the children......well they simply went to their deaths
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
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I think all nationalities have the piss taken out of them on here, at some time or another. France should be no exception.
Anyone can joke about the English as much as they want - and i will take it like a man! :P
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Callaway needs to go and shove a shotgun up her obese american ass
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
I find Emile's comments about Americans to be quite unpleasant. What do you think?
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I think all nationalities have the piss taken out of them on here, at some time or another. France should be no exception.
Anyone can joke about the English as much as they want - and i will take it like a man! :P
I usually would agree, but I feel that there's only so many times you can mock the French for being cowardly, before it starts to look a bit xenophobic, to me anyway.
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the white americans fucked the native americans up the ass and lynched the black people!
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
I find Emile's comments about Americans to be quite unpleasant. What do you think?
The consensus amongst those who believe Emile to be a troll, is that he is an American.
If it's true, then I see no point in constantly making the same joke over and over again about the French.
It's hardly likely to offend Emile, if he is an American.
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the white americans fucked the native americans up the ass and lynched the black people!
There seems to be a sympathy factor for the native americans (not only you Adam). People tend to forget that the Aztecs and Mayans were native americans and were pretty brutal to other tribes that they conquered. But no one seems to be up in arms, maybe because it was within the same ethnicity.
As far as black lynching, yes there were a whole lot of times that blacks were "dealt with" without benefit of the courts. My grandfather was murdered in1924 by a black man named Boss (deathbed identification by my grandfather). Do you know how many black men in the 1920's were found not guilty of murdering a white man? Well Boss was. It had something to do with worker and company struggles and Boss being hired to kill another security guard.
The reason I bring this up is that later my Mom was approached by a policeman. He asked her if she was xx. She said yes. The police man told her that she never had to worry about being safe. That the police would always look after her. And that Boss had "drowned trying to swim the Mississippi and he won't be hurting anyone else." I often wondered if Boss had a family and if he took the job to make money for them.
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I don't think there are any Aztecs or Mayans on I2
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I don't think there are any Aztecs or Mayans on I2
Hopefully not. Ooh, I forgot the Incans.
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I don't think there are any Aztecs or Mayans on I2
Fuck that would be awesome , aztec and mayans are some of my favourite subjects in history , although I only got to learn about them through horrible histories. :(
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An interesting story QV, i wonder what ACTUALLY went on?
I am puzzled. I thought he was French? I don't really give a rat's ass what nationality he is.... i still don't see what he has done wrong, or why he is a troll. I am incredibly dense at times.
I wonder if someone could show me his trollish behaviour? I really don't get this?
I wouldn't like to say someone was a 'troll' anyway. I think you have to say 'behaving like one' etc, because even i know he couldn't be a proper troll! as in living under a bridge :hahaha: It is just unheard of these days :zoinks: and apart from a lack of available properties under bridges, have you ever tried to get house insurance if your postcode reveals you reside under one!
I just don't know why this is serious. :dunno:
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I don't think there are any Aztecs or Mayans on I2
Hopefully not. Ooh, I forgot the Incans.
.....and the Iceni Tribe :zoinks:
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
I find Emile's comments about Americans to be quite unpleasant. What do you think?
The consensus amongst those who believe Emile to be a troll, is that he is an American.
If it's true, then I see no point in constantly making the same joke over and over again about the French.
It's hardly likely to offend Emile, if he is an American.
To be honest, Butterflies, a lot of your posts when you try to rationalize things really confuse the shit out of me and reveal what seems to be a lot of contradictions.
So if Emile is believed to be an American, then it's ok for him to be racist and have a go at the Americans. But having a go at the French is completely unacceptable (even if it's just in response to a "French" troll).
I would understand a person who agrees with the second statement that it's unacceptable to have a go at the French (or any race, for that matter). The statement before that is a bit of a hypocritical one to make, though.
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I think butterflies is saying that, because we know Emile isnt french, it isn't about teaching him a lesson (this is how it feels for someone to keep taking the piss out of your natioanlity etc). It just seems pointless
Almost everyone here seems to agree that Emile is trolling. Yet no one cares about the anti-French stuff?
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
I find Emile's comments about Americans to be quite unpleasant. What do you think?
The consensus amongst those who believe Emile to be a troll, is that he is an American.
If it's true, then I see no point in constantly making the same joke over and over again about the French.
It's hardly likely to offend Emile, if he is an American.
To be honest, Butterflies, a lot of your posts when you try to rationalize things really confuse the shit out of me and reveal what seems to be a lot of contradictions.
So if Emile is believed to be an American, then it's ok for him to be racist and have a go at the Americans. But having a go at the French is completely unacceptable (even if it's just in response to a "French" troll).
I would understand a person who agrees with the second statement that it's unacceptable to have a go at the French (or any race, for that matter). The statement before that is a bit of a hypocritical one to make, though.
Yes, there are contradictions.
I see no point in getting worked up by someone who is clearly trolling Americans. I would have no problem with someone who was trolling the French.
Nobody who is mocking the French actually thinks Emile is French, so the anti-French jokes seem a bit pointless.
I don't think it is unacceptable to criticize, or even mock the French. I just find a string of jokes about them being cowards to be a bit YUK. It was beginning to sound almost xenophobic to me.
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Especially when Callaway ended with the "if it weren't for us, you'd be speaking german" crap, which people often use when being serious
Maybe I'm being unfair though, as callaway has a shit sense of humour that I perhaps don't understand
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I think butterflies is saying that, because we know Emile isnt french, it isn't about teaching him a lesson (this is how it feels for someone to keep taking the piss out of your natioanlity etc). It just seems pointless
Almost everyone here seems to agree that Emile is trolling. Yet no one cares about the anti-French stuff?
I don't know if he is trolling. Perhaps i am troll-fodder :hahaha:
I do think it is being treated a bit too serious....i still don't really know what he has done that is sooooo
bad?
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Especially when Callaway ended with the "if it weren't for us, you'd be speaking german" crap, which people often use when being serious
Maybe I'm being unfair though, as callaway has a shit sense of humour that I perhaps don't understand
That was the comment that made me feel a little bit grossed out, and made me decide to say something.
I didn't want to get involved in any big drama over such a small issue. I just wanted to point out that I was a bit uncomfortable with the way that this thread was going.
I'm certainly not accusing anyone of being a racist.
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I am
I'm accusing callaway
she also supports mutilating children's genitals
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I am
I'm accusing callaway
she also supports mutilating children's genitals
:GA: :CanofWorms:
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I am
I'm accusing callaway
It's sweet of you to protect your troll friend.
If you think that I'm a racist against French people, then it should be easy for you to find some posts that I have made other than the jokes directed at the troll that are racist.
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lol
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
I find Emile's comments about Americans to be quite unpleasant. What do you think?
Why?
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Especially when Callaway ended with the "if it weren't for us, you'd be speaking german" crap, which people often use when being serious
Maybe I'm being unfair though, as callaway has a shit sense of humour that I perhaps don't understand
Or has absolutely no understanding of history.
How can someone be as ignorant as Callaway? I did not know people like her existed. I thought it was a joke that Americans can be that stupid.
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What's with the borderline racist jokes, Callaway?
And why has no one, but Emile and Adam called her on it?
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I am
I'm accusing callaway
It's sweet of you to protect your troll friend.
If you think that I'm a racist against French people, then it should be easy for you to find some posts that I have made other than the jokes directed at the troll that are racist.
Adam can't and won't and this is just more bullshit from Adam about you that is unsubstantiated white noise.
As to the whole xenophobia, the care factor is not really there is it? Emile has made anti-American and Canadian comments and others have made anti-French commenst but now it is problematic? Sorry but what is good for the goose. That goose is Emile.
Yes Butterflies and Adam, I know you are supporting Emile but that is OK. He has adopted this persona and we are all teasing and mocking that persona. The words he says are getting teased. Nothing bigger than that. Do you all want to pretend there is more investment than that? Maybe start a "Save Emile petition"? :thumbup:
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Oh Hell, Callaway's jokes are pretty tame.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush.
Q: when was the last good french barbecue?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc
Q: Why don't the French Barbeque?
A: The snails keep slipping between the grills.
Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
Q: What's the difference between France and Quebec?
A: Quebec has prettier women and colder beer.
Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.
"A Frenchmen's home is where another man's wife is." - Mark Twain -1878-79 Journal
"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79
"French history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies!"
I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France? Because she has only one arm raised.
Q. How do you stop a French tank?
A. Say "boo"
How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.
Hey ! Do you know what's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpansee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpansee.
Why do the french get more votes in the U.N. They vote with both hands
Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
The Surgeon General got a new law passed: all cigarette boxes must have a picture of a French guy on it.
Q. How many jokes are there about the French?
A. One, the rest are true
What is the french peoples favorite movie? the running man
During WW2, the French resistance fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.
Q.What is the first thing the French teach their kids in school?
A.How to say "We Surrender" in German!
Q. Why don't cheesburgers sell well in France
A. Because they don't smell like crap.
When is it white laundry day in France? Never, any white laundry in france is already hung up on a stick being waved
Q. How many frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him
Q. How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A. Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France
A.They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
Q. What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage?
A. Their armpits
Q. Whats the difference between a frenchmen and a bucket of shit?
A. The bucket
What do you call a french man killed defending his country? ... I don't know either, its never happened!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.
"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
Q. Why do french people always wear yellow?
A. To match the color of their blood!
Why do the French never perform �the wave� at a soccer game? Because, that's a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.
Q. What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?
A. Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish?
A. One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!
Question: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?
Answer: Gratitude
Why does the French Navy suck? Because cardboard doesn't float!
Q. Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are French children?
A. Because of the confusion caused by the fact that French women have mustaches!!
Q. Do you know why so many Europeans Immigrated to North America? A. To get as far away from the French as possible.
What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A salesman
What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.
As read this on the back of a public restroom door. "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman.
Q. What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A. How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Q. What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A. A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly? It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.
What's the difference between 1943 and 2003? This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.
Q. Why do the French Smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too!
Q. Why do the french call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A. Because it doesn't really exist.
Q. Why don't the French eat M&M candies?
A. They're too hard to peel.
Going to war without the French on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.
How did the French react to German reunification? They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
Why is good to be french? You can surender at the begining of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q. How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II????
A. Not Enough.
The French; they are a funny race, they fight with their feet, and fuck with their face!
Why do we need France on our side against Sadamm and Osama? So the French can show them how to surrender.
What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead french man In the middle of the road? There's skid marks In front of the skunk.
Q. How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris?
A. Nobody knows, its never been tried before
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.
Q.How do you castrate a frenchmen???
A.Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why do frenchmen always were yellow tyes?
A. to match the teeth
Whats the best place to hide your money?
A. under the soap of a frenchman
Q. how can you tell if a frechmen has been in your backyard?
A. your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant!
Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. What do you do if you see 90,000 dead french-men?
A. Stop laughing and re-load!!
Q. What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry.
A. A good days hunting.
Q. What do you do if you drive over a French man?
A. REVERSE!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his licence to practice medicin? He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was by far the best vet in town.
What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand? Get more sand.
Q. Why do French men have moustashes?
A. To remind them of their mothers.
Q. How long does it take a french woman to have a poo?
A. 9 months
Its best to learn French so you can make fun of them before you kill them.
Why wasn't Jesus born in france? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Q. How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A. Fill up his boots with water
Q. Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?
A. Yes, it is unfair to amphibians.
Q. Why do the French cook with lots of garlic?
A. To improve their breath.
Q. Wy don't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A. He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French
Q. How do you kill a Frenchman?
A. Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Q. Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
A. So you can see their white flags better.
The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking
You really do have to hand it to the French...After all, they won't fight for it.
Q. What happens when a Frenchman doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A. They stop delivering.
Q. How do you ruin a French party?
A. Flush the punch bowl.
Q. Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A. He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. All of them: One to screw the bulb in, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. It doesn't matter; if you're depending on the French to do the job, it's screwed anyway.
Q. What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A. Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q. What do you do if a Frenchman throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q. Did you hear about the French helicopter crash?
A. The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q. How do you break a Frenchman's finger?
A. Hit him on the nose.
Q. How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.
Q. How do you keep a Frenchman in suspense?
Q. What does it say on the bottom of a Perrier bottle in France?
A. Open other end.
Q. Did you hear about the French hockey team?
A. They all drowned in spring training.
Q. Did you hear about the new automatic French parachutes?
A. They open on impact.
Q. Did you hear about the French submarine with a screen door?
A. Don't laugh... it keeps the fish out.
Q. What did France used to be called?
A. Germany, and then we saved them.
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q. What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A. A bisexual.
Q. What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians at the Pentagon.
A. The Axis of Weasels.
Q.The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A. Track shoes.
Q. How do you sink a French battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q. Did you hear bout the French Kamikaze?
A. He flew 30 successful missions.
A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.
Q. Why did the French agree to build the channel tunnel?
A. To make it easier to escape to England when the Germans come again.
Q. What's green, cold, slimey and croaks?
A. A Frenchman
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
10 When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
9 Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
8 You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
7 If there's a war you can surrender really early.
6 You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
5 You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
4 You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
3 Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
2 You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
1 People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
Q. why are the French afraid of soap?
A1: because if they drop it the Germans will fuck them again
A2: they have never seen it before
Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
The French still need more proof that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery.
France did send Inspector Clouseau to Iraq to help with the inspections. Know what he found?
-- 20 more votes for Al Gore.
Q. What would the French call a nuclear explosion in Paris?
A. Proof that more inspectors are needed.
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Ira
Q. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?" "No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him." "Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its rear?" "The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!" The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
A French and American general were surveying a battlefield. A bullet strikes the American general, grazing his arm. He shouts "Aide! Bring me my red jacket!" The French general asks "Why did you do that?" The American general responds "So my men don't see that I'm bleeding, and lose hope." A second bullet narrowly misses the French general's ear, and he shouts: "Aide! Bring me my brown trousers!"
A Frenchman, an American, and a Brit were all busy getting drunk in Saudi Arabia when the cops burst in. They were soon sentenced to death, but through good lawyers, the three men were able to reduce their sentence to life. As luck would have it, it was a Saudi holiday, so the judge said, "Because it's a holiday you will each recieve 20 lashes and be let go. It is customary to grant one wish before punishment. The Brit thinks and says, "Strap a pillow on my back." They do, but it only holds for 10 lashes. The Frenchman sees this, and requests two pillows on his back. These only hold for 15 lashes. The judge turns to the American and says "Because you are from such a respectable country, you get 2 wishes." The American replies, "I wish to be flogged 100 times, not 20." The judge thinks this is very honerable and asks "And your second?" The American answers "Strap the Frenchman to my back."
A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint. "No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher.
Q. Why do Frenchmen wear berets?
A. So they know which end to wipe.
Q. Did you hear about England's new zoo?
A. They put a fence around France.
Q. How do you get a one-armed Frenchman out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.
Q. How do you sink an American battleship?
A. Have the French build it.
NEWS FLASH: The French Open tennis tournament had to be cancelled. France has plenty of rackets, but no balls.
Q. What's the similarity between a Frenchman and a cue ball?
A. The harder you hit them, the more english you get out of them.
Q. Why do Doctors like to operate on the French?
A. Because they have no guts and their heads and asses are interchangeable.
The Tour de France is so popular with the French because it's the one sport where you don't need balls.
Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A. They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
Q. Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A. There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
edited to remove a random factiod that is not relevant to these jokes. See posts #149 and 151.
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I'll take that negative karma point with pride.
I'm modifying this to say thanks. I used to worry about getting negative karma. Well, I lived and I even grew a pair. Freedom from one less fear is nice.
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I don't like the racism jokes. The ones above are over the top imo. :(
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Random Factoid
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Is that a bad thing? Is that your attempt at a racist Australian joke?
They're on the coat of arms because Australia is always moving forward :P Hardly a bad thing.
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I don't like the racism jokes. The ones above are over the top imo. :(
That's partly why I posted them. Callaway's posts are pretty tame in comparison.
BTW, they're not racist or ethnic jokes, but nationality jokes. Except for jokes limited to animals or plants almost all jokes hold someone up to ridicule. That's probably what they were originally meant to do back when early humans started telling them. So, I guess Intensity will have to tell jokes about deer, cats, fishes, willow trees, tulips, etc. to avoid hurting peoples feelings.
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Random Factoid
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Is that a bad thing? Is that your attempt at a racist Australian joke?
They're on the coat of arms because Australia is always moving forward :P Hardly a bad thing.
No, that is my bad. I just held the copy key down too long on that page. As it says, it's a random factoid, not a joke. I have modified post #146 to remove it.
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We can proudly eat our national symbols. Didn't find them very delicious though, tried emu and kangaroo sausages once.
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Eh, as for the xenophobia stuff, not surprised considering that French and Americans are known to not get along well.
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It's one thing to ridicule an 'every-man/woman', which is generally ok because the target of the joke could be anyone and therefore no one in particular.
But to hold up a specific, race, ethnicity or nationality up for ridicule is just blantant bigotry and prejudice. Trying to claim otherwise just makes you slimy.
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We can proudly eat our national symbols. Didn't find them very delicious though, tried emu and kangaroo sausages once.
Kangaroo is tasty tasty meats.
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Oh Hell, Callaway's jokes are pretty tame.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush.
You found the website where I found the French jokes.
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Oh Hell, Callaway's jokes are pretty tame.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush.
You found the website where I found the French jokes.
Oh well, great minds and all that.
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It's one thing to ridicule an 'every-man/woman', which is generally ok because the target of the joke could be anyone and therefore no one in particular.
But to hold up a specific, race, ethnicity or nationality up for ridicule is just blantant bigotry and prejudice. Trying to claim otherwise just makes you slimy.
But doesn't "every-man/woman" hold one half of the population to ridicule?
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We can proudly eat our national symbols. Didn't find them very delicious though, tried emu and kangaroo sausages once.
Kangaroo is tasty tasty meats.
So are venison sausage and alligator sausage.
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It's one thing to ridicule an 'every-man/woman', which is generally ok because the target of the joke could be anyone and therefore no one in particular.
But to hold up a specific, race, ethnicity or nationality up for ridicule is just blantant bigotry and prejudice. Trying to claim otherwise just makes you slimy.
Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
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Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
I have to say your posts stood out the most, but yes Emile's blantant anti-Americanism is pretty bad. I never made any comments for or against. So I didn't say or assert or even suggest that his comments were ok.
But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
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Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
I have to say your posts stood out the most, but yes Emile's blantant anti-Americanism is pretty bad. I never made any comments for or against. So I didn't say or assert or even suggest that his comments were ok.
But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
My French jokes were made in response to his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-English trolling but mine are the ones you focused on. I wonder why that is?
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there. He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks: "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work; someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..."
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Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
I have to say your posts stood out the most, but yes Emile's blantant anti-Americanism is pretty bad. I never made any comments for or against. So I didn't say or assert or even suggest that his comments were ok.
But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
My French jokes were made in response to his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-English trolling but mine are the ones you focused on. I wonder why that is?
Actually it seemed like your's came first, and his were in response to your's.
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It's one thing to ridicule an 'every-man/woman', which is generally ok because the target of the joke could be anyone and therefore no one in particular.
But to hold up a specific, race, ethnicity or nationality up for ridicule is just blantant bigotry and prejudice. Trying to claim otherwise just makes you slimy.
Please help out Emily. The poor man is being assailed by jokes i tell you. Jokes. How could this happen on intensitysquared. What have we become?
Now for something a little lighter
What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has some culture
If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?
An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.
Anyway the englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes up to him looking all worried and say "I am terribly sorry, theres been a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"
The englishman sits up and simply say "She'll be right, mate"
I am often assailed by Orstralians for being a pommie b...d whereupon I inform that I am a naturalised Ossie, lift my fringe to reveal the lobotomy scar.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?
They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin.
What is the Australian animal that most resembles the Australian male? The wombat, because he eats, roots, and leaves.
What's an Australians idea of foreplay?
You awake?
What's a Tasmanians idea of foreplay?
You awake, mum?
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? An Australian man will actually search for a golf ball.
A pom, fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it's his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:
C.O. - How long do you intend to stay?
POM - 1 week.
C.O. - What is the nature of this trip?
POM - Business.
C.O. - Do you have any past criminal convictions?
POM - I didn't think we still needed to!
Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been rooting around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there. Sheila thinks he's been rooting around so rings his ten best mates. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,"Someone should go and tell his wife." Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a slab of VB. Simmo says,"Where did you get that, Macca?"
"Chook's missus gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?" Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Chook`s widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "Wanna bet me a slab"
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."
An Australian gentleman should always offer to light his girlfriend’s farts before lighting his own.
Jokes about national identity are so very hurtful unless you understand they are fucking jokes in the first place and are not an oversensitive arsehole. Is this a correct assessment anyone? Anyone?
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But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
It's "yours", dammit. YOURS!!!
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Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
I have to say your posts stood out the most, but yes Emile's blantant anti-Americanism is pretty bad. I never made any comments for or against. So I didn't say or assert or even suggest that his comments were ok.
But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
I have to say your posts stood out the most, but yes Emile's blantant anti-Americanism is pretty bad. I never made any comments for or against. So I didn't say or assert or even suggest that his comments were ok.
But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
My French jokes were made in response to his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-English trolling but mine are the ones you focused on. I wonder why that is?
Actually it seemed like your's came first, and his were in response to your's.
Fuck off GA, your soapbox preaching is getting very stale and meaningless.
Look at his profile go into posts and see the first barrage of anti-American posts and they predate anyone's french jokes. Get over yourself. You are not the bastion of morality you pretend you are. This is all humour and if you do not have a sense of humour do not try to foist your lack of appreciation on this harmless teasing to portray it as more than what it is, because that would make you look rather like a sensitive ill-informed arsehole.
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But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
It's "yours", dammit. YOURS!!!
:rofl:
I don't know why but I lol'd, it just came out of the blue.
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Why aren't you saying this to Emile about his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-British posts, GA? His third post here was an attack on Zippo because he thought that he was American. Then he made a comment about English people's teeth. Why do you believe that his comments are OK but anti-French jokes aren't?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1434;area=showposts;start=75)
I have to say your posts stood out the most, but yes Emile's blantant anti-Americanism is pretty bad. I never made any comments for or against. So I didn't say or assert or even suggest that his comments were ok.
But does his negative actions absolve you of your's? No it does not. Nor does your conduct absolve him of his.
My French jokes were made in response to his anti-American, anti-Canadian and anti-English trolling but mine are the ones you focused on. I wonder why that is?
Actually it seemed like your's came first, and his were in response to your's.
Really? Fortunately date and time stamps are on posts, which enable one to objectively determine which posts were actually made first. Emile started trolling his first day here, which was February 1. You would have seen this for yourself had you followed the link I gave you to see his oldest posts first.
my reasons are pretty simple:
1. I see this as an opportunity to learn discipline, gain minimal to a large amount of knowledge in the field of firearms. depending on what job i get. and get payed to do so. and to better myself as a person.
What is it about Americans and guns? If you have behavioral problems, you should not be allowed around guns or taught about guns.
I think you just proved my point that you should not be allowed to handle guns or taught about them. You need an attitude adjustment.
English people are notorious for having bad teeth.
No, I am not religious. I do not know anyone that is religious. The religious people are in the USA with their guns.
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GA is just being a pompous preachy arsehole again. That seems to be his form, jump into threads without having any context of these, preaching, passing judgment, getting made to look like the arsehole he is and then runs away all hurt and "misunderstood" by the I2 bigots.
It is fucking old.
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Ok, I was wrong about the whose jokes came first. I stand corrected.
I didn't say everyone on I2 is bigoted. Just that some people say bigoted things sometimes, myself included. Though, with me, I dare say it's more stupidity and impulsiveness.
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I have to admit, I'm finding the constant stream of anti-French comments slightly unpleasant, but then, I dislike racism.
I might see things differently if those making the comments actually thought Emile was French, and felt they were giving him a taste of his own medicine. I don't believe that anyone who is making the anti-French comments believe that Emile is French, therefore it all seems a bit unnecessary to me.
And you didn't find Emily's comments on Americans unpleasant?
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I don't like the racism jokes. The ones above are over the top imo. :(
That's partly why I posted them. Callaway's posts are pretty tame in comparison.
BTW, they're not racist or ethnic jokes, but nationality jokes. Except for jokes limited to animals or plants almost all jokes hold someone up to ridicule. That's probably what they were originally meant to do back when early humans started telling them. So, I guess Intensity will have to tell jokes about deer, cats, fishes, willow trees, tulips, etc. to avoid hurting peoples feelings.
I'd plus you for this but I just plussed you for the jokes.
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Ok, I was wrong about the whose jokes came first. I stand corrected.
I didn't say everyone on I2 is bigoted. Just that some people say bigoted things sometimes, myself included. Though, with me, I dare say it's more stupidity and impulsiveness.
GA, this has nothing whatsoever to do with bigotry but all to do with responding to a troll who is succeeding in what he set out to do.
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I try not to assume people are trolls from the outset, but if you have evidence to support it......?
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Why has no one railed against the injustice of my terrible Australian jokes. The poor Australians. They have been portray very poorly. I must be the nastiest kind of bigot. Please people speak up and defend the Australians everywhere from my jokes. :'(
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Why has no one railed against the injustice of my terrible Australian jokes. The poor Australians. They have been portray very poorly. I must be the nastiest kind of bigot. Please people speak up and defend the Australians everywhere from my jokes. :'(
No comment. I learned my lesson.
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I try not to assume people are trolls from the outset, but if you have evidence to support it......?
Why haven't you read Emile's posts yet?
Start with his earlier ones and you will quickly answer your own question.
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I try not to assume people are trolls from the outset, but if you have evidence to support it......?
Read his first ten posts. Lots of baiting right there.
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Why has no one railed against the injustice of my terrible Australian jokes. The poor Australians. They have been portray very poorly. I must be the nastiest kind of bigot. Please people speak up and defend the Australians everywhere from my jokes. :'(
You troll, you. :P
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Why has no one railed against the injustice of my terrible Australian jokes. The poor Australians. They have been portray very poorly. I must be the nastiest kind of bigot. Please people speak up and defend the Australians everywhere from my jokes. :'(
I was laughing too hard to catch my breath. The oral sex one was especially hilarious.
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Having now read all of Emile's posts, he seems to behave much the same as most the people here...?
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Having now read all of Emile's posts, he seems to behave much the same as most the people here...?
Nah, we're not all that retarded.
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Well I wasn't really referring to cognitive ability. It is true that most here seem far superior in that area than he. Does that make them better trolls? :P
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Having now read all of Emile's posts, he seems to behave much the same as most the people here...?
You've managed to miss every bait there is...?
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Having now read all of Emile's posts, he seems to behave much the same as most the people here...?
You've managed to miss every bait there is...?
No, I'm saying he baits no more or less than others here.
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Having now read all of Emile's posts, he seems to behave much the same as most the people here...?
You've managed to miss every bait there is...?
No, I'm saying he baits no more or less than others here.
Would you do it within you first half a dozen posts if you were new here?
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Having now read all of Emile's posts, he seems to behave much the same as most the people here...?
You've managed to miss every bait there is...?
No, I'm saying he baits no more or less than others here.
Would you do it within you first half a dozen posts if you were new here?
I'm not Emile. And I don't really bait people in general. At least not online :P
But given the splash screen that's up before the forums and I2's general reputation, I'm kinda surprised we don't get more people coming here just to bait us all.
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/shrugs
I guess I see it differently.
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/shrugs
I guess I see it differently.
Clearly. But that's not a bad thing.
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@Odeon. I dont find Emiles anti-American jokes offensive because he is clearly trolling Americans. I might have been uneasy about them if Id thought they were serious. Theres no point getting offended by trolling.
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@Odeon. I dont find Emiles anti-American jokes offensive because he is clearly trolling Americans. I might have been uneasy about them if Id thought they were serious. Theres no point getting offended by trolling.
And do you think the French jokes were in any way more seriously meant?
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@Odeon. I dont find Emiles anti-American jokes offensive because he is clearly trolling Americans. I might have been uneasy about them if Id thought they were serious. Theres no point getting offended by trolling.
And do you think the French jokes were in any way more seriously meant?
I just think that repeating the same old joke over and over again about the French being cowards is a bit tiresome and unnecessary, especially as I think we all agree that there are no French people on the site.
To answer your question though, Callaways last comment that the French would be speaking German by now if it hadn't been for the Allies did lead me to wonder if she had any underlying negativity towards the French.
I'm not really sure why I'm the one having to attempt to explain why I stopped finding Callaways anti-french jokes funny after the first few. I just pointed out that I was a bit uncomfortable with it. I was not the only one. Ren also pointed out that she did not like them. As did Adam, far more vociferously than I did.
If I had accused callaway of being a racist, I would have expected this level of questioning. Plenty of people have found some of my jokes a bit distasteful, but I haven't tried to interrogate them on why they didn't like the jokes, or why they haven't commented on similar jokes by others, but chose to comment on mine.
All I can really say is that making a string of jokes about the french being a race of cowards does not sit well with me.
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there. He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks: "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work; someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..."
Okay this one is funny. :LOL:
I didn't think the French jokes were funny because they were so obviously some kind of strategy. Not just posted to make people laugh. Context matters. :P
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I don't think there are any Aztecs or Mayans on I2
Fuck that would be awesome , aztec and mayans are some of my favourite subjects in history , although I only got to learn about them through horrible histories. :(
Mine too. Let's talk about Aztecs and Mayans. An entire society revering OCD behavior, BDSM and murder. Who then got exploited for their superstitiousness, and slaughtered and enslaved by a bunch of money-grubbing opportunist sleazes. Ain't human drama grand? But damn it's interesting to watch.
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I don't think there are any Aztecs or Mayans on I2
Fuck that would be awesome , aztec and mayans are some of my favourite subjects in history , although I only got to learn about them through horrible histories. :(
Mine too. Let's talk about Aztecs and Mayans. An entire society revering OCD behavior, BDSM and murder. Who then got exploited for their superstitiousness, and slaughtered and enslaved by a bunch of money-grubbing opportunist sleazes. Ain't human drama grand? But damn it's interesting to watch.
I said they were my favourite subjects in history , that usually means they're not very nice people. :P
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@Odeon. I dont find Emiles anti-American jokes offensive because he is clearly trolling Americans. I might have been uneasy about them if Id thought they were serious. Theres no point getting offended by trolling.
And do you think the French jokes were in any way more seriously meant?
I just think that repeating the same old joke over and over again about the French being cowards is a bit tiresome and unnecessary, especially as I think we all agree that there are no French people on the site.
To answer your question though, Callaways last comment that the French would be speaking German by now if it hadn't been for the Allies did lead me to wonder if she had any underlying negativity towards the French.
I'm not really sure why I'm the one having to attempt to explain why I stopped finding Callaways anti-french jokes funny after the first few. I just pointed out that I was a bit uncomfortable with it. I was not the only one. Ren also pointed out that she did not like them. As did Adam, far more vociferously than I did.
If I had accused callaway of being a racist, I would have expected this level of questioning. Plenty of people have found some of my jokes a bit distasteful, but I haven't tried to interrogate them on why they didn't like the jokes, or why they haven't commented on similar jokes by others, but chose to comment on mine.
All I can really say is that making a string of jokes about the french being a race of cowards does not sit well with me.
Oh noes, someone is trying to stir up moral outrage :zoinks:
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@Odeon. I dont find Emiles anti-American jokes offensive because he is clearly trolling Americans. I might have been uneasy about them if Id thought they were serious. Theres no point getting offended by trolling.
And do you think the French jokes were in any way more seriously meant?
I just think that repeating the same old joke over and over again about the French being cowards is a bit tiresome and unnecessary, especially as I think we all agree that there are no French people on the site.
To answer your question though, Callaways last comment that the French would be speaking German by now if it hadn't been for the Allies did lead me to wonder if she had any underlying negativity towards the French.
I'm not really sure why I'm the one having to attempt to explain why I stopped finding Callaways anti-french jokes funny after the first few. I just pointed out that I was a bit uncomfortable with it. I was not the only one. Ren also pointed out that she did not like them. As did Adam, far more vociferously than I did.
If I had accused callaway of being a racist, I would have expected this level of questioning. Plenty of people have found some of my jokes a bit distasteful, but I haven't tried to interrogate them on why they didn't like the jokes, or why they haven't commented on similar jokes by others, but chose to comment on mine.
All I can really say is that making a string of jokes about the french being a race of cowards does not sit well with me.
Oh noes, someone is trying to stir up moral outrage :zoinks:
No. I'm not. I don't think a few dodgy jokes merits any moral outrage.
If you look at the thread, I only said I felt a bit uncomfortable with the humour. I have only elaborated on it because Calavera, and then Odeon were asking me questions.
I didn't want to go any further than saying I didn't really like it.
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
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I'll take that negative karma point with pride.
I'm modifying this to say thanks. I used to worry about getting negative karma. Well, I lived and I even grew a pair. Freedom from one less fear is nice.
She did exactly the same thing to me when i told a muslim joke. So, I just plussed you to compensate :thumbup: Please don't let it affect your jokes in the future QV, you have a great sense of humour and great spirit and you do not act your age at all. Censorship of jokes is just so unfunny
If i read a joke that is not to my taste i just ignore it. It's really very simple.
This thread is becoming more and more funny to read however :hahaha:
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
Hard one. I think Julia Gillard ranks pretty highly as does Steve irwin
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
Who dat?
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
Who dat?
You don't have Rolf in America?
He's a kinda weird all round guy. An artist and a TV presenter, as well as a kinda musician.
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
Perth boy like me.
Yup he is about as embarassing as Steve Irwin
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
Who dat?
You don't have Rolf in America?
He's a kinda weird all round guy. An artist and a TV presenter, as well as a kinda musician.
No we just have Newt Gingrich
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les is the most distasteful australian joke i know
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
Perth boy like me.
Yup he is about as embarassing as Steve Irwin
Seriously i love Rolf Harris.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rolf-Harris-Appreciation-Society/178728046673 (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rolf-Harris-Appreciation-Society/178728046673)
'Two little boys' used to make me cry :'(
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How many more jokes against Australians until I recieve ANY questioning?
What is your personal favorite Australian joke?
mine is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg/220px-Rolf_Harris.jpg)
i really really do love him :zoinks:
Perth boy like me.
Yup he is about as embarassing as Steve Irwin
Seriously i love Rolf Harris.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rolf-Harris-Appreciation-Society/178728046673 (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rolf-Harris-Appreciation-Society/178728046673)
'Two little boys' used to make me cry :'(
Two little boys is a good song, although not surprisingly, not written by Rolf.
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les is the most distasteful australian joke i know
(http://www.filmink.com.au/images/reviews/9348646576caa5494846.jpg)
Probably right
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I used to work in a top Italian Restaurant for 16 years. It was right by NIA, Symphony Hall and Central TV. Met lots of 'stars'. Most of them disappointed me.
There were one or two who used to come to the restaurant and they were genuinely great people.
My two favourites were Rolf Harris and Jack Dee. Bryan Robson was sound too, he was 'godfather' to my boss's daughter.
Too many of them were arrogant bastards and treated the staff like slaves. The most uppity bastard i ever met there was Ann Diamond (booo hiss)
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How did this thread become 15 pages long?
This lot of people are too sensitive.
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How did this thread become 15 pages long?
This lot of people are too sensitive.
Pretty much looks like you are the sensitive one........fuck head
In fact, looks like the thread has been derailed by Aspies talking bout other things, than you
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How so?
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How did this thread become 15 pages long?
This lot of people are too sensitive.
Too bored. :P
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How did this thread become 15 pages long?
This lot of people are too sensitive.
Pretty much looks like you are the sensitive one........fuck head
In fact, looks like the thread has been derailed by Aspies talking bout other things, than you
Haha, you edited your post after I made mine.
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How did this thread become 15 pages long?
This lot of people are too sensitive.
Pretty much looks like you are the sensitive one........fuck head
In fact, looks like the thread has been derailed by Aspies talking bout other things, than you
Haha, you edited your post after I made mine.
nope while you were typing yours
slow typer here
its harder when you use your toes
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Haha, you edited your post after I made my post. You cannot even come up with a good excuse, post editor.
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Haha, you edited your post after I made my post. You cannot even come up with a good excuse, post editor.
then again I am always looking to make my smart-ass replies even more smart-ass.
there is not a whole lot else to do here in my prison of a life
so what else do you have to offer besides trolling
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:hahaha:
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How did this thread become 15 pages long?
This lot of people are too sensitive.
Including yourself perhaps?
Maybe we actually like activity and posting on I2. Perhaps that is why we are here. You know, posting on a forum.
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but if people enjoy it, why is it that so many people who participate in these threads are always complaining about how boring it is, posting yawn smileys etc etc
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Emile has brought drama to the site, and after so much unpleasantness, this is the most fun this site has been in months.
We should not ban him. I think we should make him a mod :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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but if people enjoy it, why is it that so many people who participate in these threads are always complaining about how boring it is, posting yawn smileys etc etc
:yawn: :zoinks:
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wtf are you doing up at this time??
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Emile has brought drama to the site, and after so much unpleasantness, this is the most fun this site has been in months.
We should not ban him. I think we should make him a mod :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
was there ever a question of banning it?
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wtf are you doing up at this time??
Film festival aftermath party. Just realised I have no way to get home at this hour so I'm in the projection booth, posting.
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Did you see any films you enjoyed?
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lol wow, you dirty stop-out !
and you're gonna work in a few hours? or are you gonna go home when the buses/whatever start?
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lol wow, you dirty stop-out !
and you're gonna work in a few hours? or are you gonna go home when the buses/whatever start?
I'm going to work in... about 11 hours. Three more shows and it's over.
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Did you see any films you enjoyed?
I didn't see any films. I just worked there.
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Emile has brought drama to the site, and after so much unpleasantness, this is the most fun this site has been in months.
We should not ban him. I think we should make him a mod :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
was there ever a question of banning it?
Ban me? For what?
Quick, edit your post.
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Emile has brought drama to the site, and after so much unpleasantness, this is the most fun this site has been in months.
We should not ban him. I think we should make him a mod :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
was there ever a question of banning it?
If there is any evidence that he's Buttcoffee, then he will be banned :( :( :(
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Did you see any films you enjoyed?
I didn't see any films. I just worked there.
They should have let you see at least one film.
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Did you see any films you enjoyed?
I didn't see any films. I just worked there.
They should have let you see at least one film.
I don't want to.
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Good enough reason.
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Emile has brought drama to the site, and after so much unpleasantness, this is the most fun this site has been in months.
We should not ban him. I think we should make him a mod :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
was there ever a question of banning it?
Ban me? For what?
Quick, edit your post.
Ahhh, another strawman....wish I had kept count
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No it is not.
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Did you see any films you enjoyed?
I didn't see any films. I just worked there.
They should have let you see at least one film.
I don't want to.
Do you work in a movie theater?
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I'm up all night so I can go take the doggy out in the snow
If I go sleep now you see, I won't bother getting up later :M
Im a lazy cunt
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wtf are you doing up at this time??
Film festival aftermath party. Just realised I have no way to get home at this hour so I'm in the projection booth, posting.
In the projection booth! anything with 'booth' in it sounds saucy to me.... it could be the next 'carry on' film..... carry on from the projection booth! :hahaha:
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Emile has brought drama to the site, and after so much unpleasantness, this is the most fun this site has been in months.
We should not ban him. I think we should make him a mod :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
Who said anything about banning him? Was it mentioned somewhere?
I think he would only get banned if he did something ban-worthy OR if he had been banned before?
He hasn't fulfilled either of those requirements has he? Why would he get banned and who has said he should be banned? If no-one, why mention it like it was up for question? ???
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
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What forum is this posted in?
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What forum is this posted in?
...shit.
:facepalm2:
Editing post now.
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What forum is this posted in?
...shit.
:facepalm2:
Editing post now.
Sure. Not the first time and you have done worse i suppose. i guess I will edit mine too then.
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I dont know if I still need to answer this.
Clearly what I said was right, but I cant back it up without posting stuff that I shouldnt.
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wtf are you doing up at this time??
Film festival aftermath party. Just realised I have no way to get home at this hour so I'm in the projection booth, posting.
In the projection booth! anything with 'booth' in it sounds saucy to me.... it could be the next 'carry on' film..... carry on from the projection booth! :hahaha:
:eyebrows:
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Yes, BC will be banned every time he returns.
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Why?
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Why?
I can't be arsed to repeat it all again, sorry.
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Not even a quick summation?
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CP-related.
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CP?
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Yes, BC will be banned every time he returns.
Thanks. Hopefully Les will accept that I was right, without asking me to trawl through the EF looking for a quote.
I dont agree with your decsion though, and not just because I think Emiles fun.
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And why don't you agree?
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I dont know if I still need to answer this.
Clearly what I said was right, but I cant back it up without posting stuff that I shouldnt.
OK how about we say then that we do not know if Emile is buttcoffee.
I don't particularly care too much if he is or not but if he is he is that he will get banned upon discovery.
It has happened to Buttcoffee on every occassion and he knows the score.
If he doesn't do anything banworthy or show his hand at being Buttcoffee then he will not get banned.
Therefore i don't know why the concern Emile will be banned. If he is not buttcoffee then he only has to concern himself with not doing anything banworthy (like the rest of us) and if he is then he ought not be here and knows he ought not be here.
In neither of these cases I see a reason for any of us to be concerned about his banning.
Does that make sense?
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BC isn't all that clever. Why he chooses to go through his routine again and again is beyond me.
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BC isn't all that clever. Why he chooses to go through his routine again and again is beyond me.
I think it is a mental problem. He isn't that clever and that is part of what makes him a clown. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. It should be rather sad and pitiful, but I admit I find it funny. I feel bad that I do...sort of.
But then clowns do funny irrational things and we laugh at their silliness. There is a comforting pleasure knowing that the clown will act in the same silly way for the same result and bring about the same laughs from the same stupidity and thus it is with Buttcoffee.
He believes each time he comes on that their is a little more he is doing, but he isn't. He believes he is making a point or trolling but he just trips over himself and runs around in circles and has the crowd laugh at him.
He is not to be taken seriously for his efforts.
That he is banworthy for what he did is correct. That he ought to be held into account for his past actions is without question. Taken seriously? Nah.
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Clowns are more fun.
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Or more scary, depending on who you ask
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And in both cases they have a purpose while BC does not.
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And in both cases they have a purpose while BC does not.
Sure he does, he gives the Banhammer a reason to get out of bed every morning.
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Yes, BC will be banned every time he returns.
Thanks. Hopefully Les will accept that I was right, without asking me to trawl through the EF looking for a quote.
I dont agree with your decsion though, and not just because I think Emiles fun.
Nope. I am right. I am always right :autism:
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Wooohooooo
I thought it was only myself and IQ that had 'clown love'
07.Everybody Rise.ICP.Woodstock 1999 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tam4oWvfM#noexternalembed)
edit
09 - ICP - Everybody Rize (Amazing Jeckel Brothers) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVPFbia3KgA#)
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And why don't you agree?
I'll start an EF thread and see if I can explain.
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What forum is this posted in?
...shit.
:facepalm2:
Editing post now.
Sure. Not the first time and you have done worse i suppose. i guess I will edit mine too then.
It wasn't intetional , but feel free to put whatever motives you can think of behind it. :thumbup:
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He didn't put any motives behind it, did he? Sounds to me you did some projecting.
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I read it the saThe whole "not for the first time" did sound kinda bitchy. If he wasn't putting any motives behind it, a simple reminder that it was from the EF would have been enough
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Couldn't have been that the member pointing it out was Sir Les, right?
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Of course
You said something similar about my reaction to something callaway said the other week
OBVIOUSLY the past behaviour of a person is gonna affect how I interpret their current behaviour
Having said that though, even if someone like butterflies had said somethign like that , I would have been shocked as I would still have thought it sounded kinda bitchy. But the fact that it was Les confirmed me in tht
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He didn't put any motives behind it, did he? Sounds to me you did some projecting.
Sure. Not the first time and you have done worse i suppose. i guess I will edit mine too then.
To me that sounds like he is suggesting motives , but no matter no big deal.
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Of course
You said something similar about my reaction to something callaway said the other week
OBVIOUSLY the past behaviour of a person is gonna affect how I interpret their current behaviour
Having said that though, even if someone like butterflies had said somethign like that , I would have been shocked as I would still have thought it sounded kinda bitchy. But the fact that it was Les confirmed me in tht
And I knew from your past behaviour that you'd say this. Let's face it, Adam, you will always judge Callaway and Sir Les differently from others, regardless, and every time your motives will be clear.
You are not very hard to read or second-guess.
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He didn't put any motives behind it, did he? Sounds to me you did some projecting.
Sure. Not the first time and you have done worse i suppose. i guess I will edit mine too then.
To me that sounds like he is suggesting motives , but no matter no big deal.
Better to make this to be about Sir Les than say "sorry, I shouldn't have".
No big deal. Right.
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you will always judge Callaway and Sir Les differently from others,
Uh, obviously
Well, in callaway's case at least.
we all have our opinions on people here. plenty of people are always gonna judge me, or you, differently from others
I'm not sure exactly what you're tryna say
And if you knew what my response would be, why did you say it in the first place?
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He didn't put any motives behind it, did he? Sounds to me you did some projecting.
Sure. Not the first time and you have done worse i suppose. i guess I will edit mine too then.
To me that sounds like he is suggesting motives , but no matter no big deal.
Better to make this to be about Sir Les than say "sorry, I shouldn't have".
No big deal. Right.
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Let's face it, Adam, you will always judge Callaway and Sir Les differently from others, regardless, and every time your motives will be clear.
You are not very hard to read or second-guess.
Isn't that a Circumstantial Ad Hominem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem#Circumstantial)? :P
Shouldn't you be aware of that? You know, seeing as you love fallacies so much?
(and yeah I'm probably conducting a fallacy in this)
:autism:
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Let's face it, Adam, you will always judge Callaway and Sir Les differently from others, regardless, and every time your motives will be clear.
You are not very hard to read or second-guess.
Isn't that a Circumstantial Ad Hominem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem#Circumstantial)? :P
Shouldn't you be aware of that? You know, seeing as you love fallacies so much?
(and yeah I'm probably conducting a fallacy in this)
:autism:
Actually, it is not. According to the link you posted, "the circumstantial fallacy applies only where the source taking a position is only making a logical argument from premises that are generally accepted."
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Let's face it, Adam, you will always judge Callaway and Sir Les differently from others, regardless, and every time your motives will be clear.
You are not very hard to read or second-guess.
Isn't that a Circumstantial Ad Hominem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem#Circumstantial)? :P
Shouldn't you be aware of that? You know, seeing as you love fallacies so much?
(and yeah I'm probably conducting a fallacy in this)
:autism:
Actually, it is not. According to the link you posted, "the circumstantial fallacy applies only where the source taking a position is only making a logical argument from premises that are generally accepted. Where the source seeks to convince an audience of the truth of a premise by a claim of authority or by personal observation, observation of their circumstances may reduce the evidentiary weight of the claims, sometimes to zero."
Fair enough :P
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
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I dont know if I still need to answer this.
Clearly what I said was right, but I cant back it up without posting stuff that I shouldnt.
What do you mean post "stuff that I shouldnt"? Is there some sort of boundary preventing you from posting certain things?
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He didn't put any motives behind it, did he? Sounds to me you did some projecting.
Why do you routinely answer for others?
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
There seems to be quite a few boundaries so far.
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
There seems to be quite a few boundaries so far.
You lack comprehension, are not a part of the culture and are pretty new so who really cares what you think?
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we have... culture? :zombiefuck:
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we have... culture? :zombiefuck:
Well...a culture. All communities do.
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i was joking :P
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i was joking :P
I is fail :P
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
There seems to be quite a few boundaries so far.
You lack comprehension, are not a part of the culture and are pretty new so who really cares what you think?
You do.
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
There seems to be quite a few boundaries so far.
You lack comprehension, are not a part of the culture and are pretty new so who really cares what you think?
You do.
I don't , but humour me and tell me why you think so.
I will start you off to make it easy for you
"I think the guy who posts as Al Swearengen, who doesn't know me,who has not, never will have anything to do with me IRL, who has no real connection to me or assessment of what I do or don't do as a person and no idea of my values, cares for what I write because...."
Will be an interesting read i am sure. I am logging off for the night so you will have plenty of time. Try for insightful. I know you won't get there but it will be funny seeing you try.
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I dont know if I still need to answer this.
Clearly what I said was right, but I cant back it up without posting stuff that I shouldnt.
What do you mean post "stuff that I shouldnt"? Is there some sort of boundary preventing you from posting certain things?
Yes. But sadly it is secret, and if I tell you, I have to kill you :CanofWorms:
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
There seems to be quite a few boundaries so far.
You lack comprehension, are not a part of the culture and are pretty new so who really cares what you think?
You do.
I don't , but humour me and tell me why you think so.
By your response. :facepalm2:
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Let's face it, Adam, you will always judge Callaway and Sir Les differently from others, regardless, and every time your motives will be clear.
You are not very hard to read or second-guess.
Isn't that a Circumstantial Ad Hominem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem#Circumstantial)? :P
Shouldn't you be aware of that? You know, seeing as you love fallacies so much?
(and yeah I'm probably conducting a fallacy in this)
:autism:
Er, no. It's a simple statement of fact, one that Adam agreed was true.
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He didn't put any motives behind it, did he? Sounds to me you did some projecting.
Why do you routinely answer for others?
Weak troll.
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Give us more of your thoughts, Emile.
The constant stream of one-liner responses gets really boring and is often an indicator that you lack enough insight to come up with longer more well-thought out posts.
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Thoughts? Emily?
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Thoughts? Emily?
Maybe I was being a bit too hopeful.
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odeon's made it clear that bc will be banned each time he returns, and most people seem to think that Emile is bc. so I don't think it's such an unsubstantiated claim to mak reallly
Most people that sure. He has that pretty identifiable style.
But who said he WAS Buttcoffee and who said he was getting banned for being Buttcoffee?
Butterflies seemed to draw it like a forgone conclusion. Is that right or am I misreading? "He should not be banned". Seems to suggest people have indicated that he should. Have they and i have missed it? Sounded like she was trying to reprieve him from a fate that was not in question in the first place?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19189.msg860440.html#msg860440)
Odeon made another post about looking for proof that he is Buttcoffee and when/if he finds it BC is banned.
How come I cannot read that thread? It says I am not allowed to read.
Only for Elders. I used to be one, but then I got stupid. I'm getting better.
I was under the impression there are no boundaries on this site. I must be wrong.
I wouldn't say "no boundaries", but rather "very few boundaries"
There seems to be quite a few boundaries so far.
You lack comprehension, are not a part of the culture and are pretty new so who really cares what you think?
You do.
I don't , but humour me and tell me why you think so.
By your response. :facepalm2:
No Emile i post the saem way happy sad or indifferent regardless of who i am replying to because I am reactive. Thinking a little.
"I think the guy who posts as Al Swearengen, who doesn't know me,who has not, never will have anything to do with me IRL, who has no real connection to me or assessment of what I do or don't do as a person and no idea of my values, cares for what I write because...."
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As I was washing laundry this whoop-de-do with Emily crossed my mind. Don't know why, but General Razorbeard came to mind. Anyone else see similarities?
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"I think the guy who posts as Al Swearengen, who doesn't know me,who has not, never will have anything to do with me IRL, who has no real connection to me or assessment of what I do or don't do as a person and no idea of my values, cares for what I write because...."
Gaaaaaaahhhhhh quote nest :GA:
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"I think the guy who posts as Al Swearengen, who doesn't know me,who has not, never will have anything to do with me IRL, who has no real connection to me or assessment of what I do or don't do as a person and no idea of my values, cares for what I write because...."
Gaaaaaaahhhhhh quote nest :GA:
Sorry :P
Pyraxis, do you listen to Praxis?
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Always.
Or wait, is this some music group I've never heard of?
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It was a band with Buckethead and Bootsy Collins.
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As I was washing laundry this whoop-de-do with Emily crossed my mind. Don't know why, but General Razorbeard came to mind. Anyone else see similarities?
cant put my finger on it, but yes
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Keep your mind open.
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Not up for answering a simple question? Thought not. :autism:
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Regardez-moi. Je suis français aussi. Je suis le plus grand troll jamais. Je insérer le café dans mon rectum et cela me rend spéciale. Vous êtes tous mes pions. Pions de danse.
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:plus: I've been wondering if someone would try speaking French to French Troll.
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Regardez-moi. Je suis français aussi. Je suis le plus grand troll jamais. Je insérer le café dans mon rectum et cela me rend spéciale. Vous êtes tous mes pions. Pions de danse.
C'est un truc de ouf google translate mort de rire.
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Es-tu un clown tout le temps?
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j'habite dans la mer , avec les poissons
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Es-tu un clown tout le temps?
:hahaha:
MORT DE RIRE google translate
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Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul,
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul,
Une présence ambigüe,
Une présence inconnue,
Jusqu'a ce que je ne peux plus,
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Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul,
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dans mon cul,
Une présence ambigüe,
Une présence inconnue,
Jusqu'a ce que je ne peux plus,
Calavera lol il est grave débile, lui!
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Es-tu un clown tout le temps?
:hahaha:
MORT DE RIRE google translate
Tu es en effet un clown. Un clown stupide et debile.
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Speak Engrish!
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Speak Engrish!
i was just reading something on the innernets and I laughed so hard i peed a little. that never happens to me i am so dissapoint. but im on my rag so it just went into my pad so i didnt need to change my unnerwears