But why hasn't anyone asked about her bitties?
But why hasn't anyone asked about her bitties?
Itty Bitty
But why hasn't anyone asked about her bitties?
Itty Bitty
Are you at least a B cup??
you saucy young man :o
(http://urbanspectator.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5514b80948834017c36aa6811970b-450wi)
He was. He was 52 when i was born. My Mom was 42. She didn't want any more kids, as she had only just gone back to work when my brother started school. Money was tight. My Dad persuaded her to have me and he used to cycle 8 miles to work every day, and then go and do an evening job cleaning a school. He was my hero.
Have you played dingo Starr's the octopuses garden for the urchin?
the legendary ringo from down under, mate.Have you played dingo Starr's the octopuses garden for the urchin?
Dingo Starr? :autism:
doesn't anyone have any deep, probing questions :P
doesn't anyone have any deep, probing questions :P
doesn't anyone have any deep, probing questions :PHow far can you stick you finger down in the pudding?
What would be your perfect romantic weekend?
What would be your perfect romantic weekend?
No romance :eh: I would chose a submissive weekend. A posh hotel in London or Amsterdam. Perhaps a sprinkling of spankings :eyebrows:
Should prostitution be legal?
Do you believe in any higher power or influence? If so, what/why/how?
Have you ever had a ménage a trois?
he left this morning. he is driving an articulated lorrythat has the makings of a hit song.
through europe
back to his wife in Spain.
you know when you get 'intermittent wipe function' on a car's windscreen wipers? Well, i get 'intermittent man function'
he left this morning. he is driving an articulated lorrythat has the makings of a hit song.
through europe
back to his wife in Spain.
you know when you get 'intermittent wipe function' on a car's windscreen wipers? Well, i get 'intermittent man function'
Does his wife know about the urchin?
he left this morning. he is driving an articulated lorrythat has the makings of a hit song.
through europe
back to his wife in Spain.
you know when you get 'intermittent wipe function' on a car's windscreen wipers? Well, i get 'intermittent man function'
Does his wife know about the urchin?
No. No need. He has a daughter in spain too. No need for either child to have to grow up without their dad being around and without the trauma of break up/ divorce. People used to say you can't do that for very long. Well, we have and the urchin is six now.
Do you know that the men are married, or do they surprise you afterwards?
and Yes, i knew.
When they grow up...do you hope that urchin will get to meet his sister?
No. No need. He has a daughter in spain too. No need for either child to have to grow up without their dad being around and without the trauma of break up/ divorce. People used to say you can't do that for very long. Well, we have and the urchin is six now.
From sg1008QuoteWhen they grow up...do you hope that urchin will get to meet his sister?
I thought it was an interesting question. Didn't want it lost?
From bodieQuoteNo. No need. He has a daughter in spain too. No need for either child to have to grow up without their dad being around and without the trauma of break up/ divorce. People used to say you can't do that for very long. Well, we have and the urchin is six now.
I don't know. Some people have open relationships. I thought maybe his wife might.
From bodieQuoteNo. No need. He has a daughter in spain too. No need for either child to have to grow up without their dad being around and without the trauma of break up/ divorce. People used to say you can't do that for very long. Well, we have and the urchin is six now.
I don't know. Some people have open relationships. I thought maybe his wife might.
I was meant to be married in 2006 on my birthday to a Belgian soldier called Anton. He died in Iraq. Urchins Dad was very friendly to me and i was a bit of a train wreck at the time. He was meant to be just fixing my brakes... and fixed something else! Since then i guess we are doing the best job we can of not hurting the children involved.
His wife will divorce him when she finds out.
Does he help financially?
So i can be a noisy trollop all night and then leave the bed sheets in a crumpled mess on the floor. :zoinks:
You mentioned hotel rooms a couple of times.
What is your fascination with being in hotel rooms??
you are supposed to answer each question separately if you want to become a true postwhore.Does he help financially?
Yup! He is also a very good dad.So i can be a noisy trollop all night and then leave the bed sheets in a crumpled mess on the floor. :zoinks:
You mentioned hotel rooms a couple of times.
What is your fascination with being in hotel rooms??
So i can be a noisy trollop all night and then leave the bed sheets in a crumpled mess on the floor. :zoinks:
You mentioned hotel rooms a couple of times.
What is your fascination with being in hotel rooms??
I thought i was :'(
What is the desired criteria to fulfil such an alluring title? :orly:
Share your thoughts whenever you have them.
QuoteShare your thoughts whenever you have them.
my thoughts are just very wholesome :P
QuoteShare your thoughts whenever you have them.
my thoughts are just very whoresome :eyelash:
QuoteShare your thoughts whenever you have them.
my thoughts are just very whoresome :eyelash:
FYP. :eyebrows:
As I googled Bad Boy Bombay Pot Noodle, I found this:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/FoodDM3007_657x345.jpg)
What is you favourite drink on a:
-hot day?
-freezing cold day?
-bad day?
-great day?
I like Ramen noodles. (Oh, I posted the pic because the lady was wearing similar makeup like you. I thought she looked similar.)
Do you like this song:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/ (http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/)
I like Ramen noodles. (Oh, I posted the pic because the lady was wearing similar makeup like you. I thought she looked similar.)
Do you like this song:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/ (http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/)
I like Ramen noodles. (Oh, I posted the pic because the lady was wearing similar makeup like you. I thought she looked similar.)
Do you like this song:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/ (http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/)
My speakers are off at the moment as the urchin is watchig TV. I will play it when he goes to school. I like The Insane Clown Posse :zoinks:
I like Ramen noodles. (Oh, I posted the pic because the lady was wearing similar makeup like you. I thought she looked similar.)
Do you like this song:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/ (http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/)
My speakers are off at the moment as the urchin is watchig TV. I will play it when he goes to school. I like The Insane Clown Posse :zoinks:
As I googled Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, I found this:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/FoodDM3007_657x345.jpg)
I like Ramen noodles. (Oh, I posted the pic because the lady was wearing similar makeup like you. I thought she looked similar.)
Do you like this song:
http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/ (http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/qIz37o9mynl/)
My speakers are off at the moment as the urchin is watchig TV. I will play it when he goes to school. I like The Insane Clown Posse :zoinks:
Never would have picked you as a juggalette.
Bodie where would you like o travel and why?
Bodie where would you like o travel and why?
I used to travel, a little. Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Malta, Spain, Italy etc. I have been grounded now by a fear of flying from 9/11.
:grrr:
I always wanted to see Australia, America and i fancied a dabble in Hong Kong.
Still possible, i suppose, just gonna take a long time in a boat methinks.
Bodie where would you like o travel and why?
I used to travel, a little. Greece, Turkey, Cyprus, Malta, Spain, Italy etc. I have been grounded now by a fear of flying from 9/11.
:grrr:
I always wanted to see Australia, America and i fancied a dabble in Hong Kong.
Still possible, i suppose, just gonna take a long time in a boat methinks.
Can yo tell me about Greece?
@ Al
Been to a few of the Greek Islands. My favourite is Rhodes. It is flooded in history as it has been populated since the stone age. The old city of rhodes is amazing. Byzantine and Gothic buildings, mosques, temples, ornate fountains. There are about 250 tiny little medieval roads, streets and alleyways THAT HAVE NO NAME! They are occupied with little coffee shops and the most amazing selection of 'old curiosity shoppes' and hand made furniture, jewellery and art studio's.
(http://www.alexinwanderland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rhodes_012.jpg)
If you ever find yourself on a yacht in the Dodecanese then demand a visit to the port, which is part of the old city of Rhodes
(http://0.tqn.com/d/honeymoons/1/0/b/J/2/rhodes.jpg) The Colossus of Rhodes was a giant statue of Helios and his feet straddled the entrance to the port and the ships travelled beneath him. He is long gone, but was considered one of the Seven Wonders of The Ancient World.
(http://www.seagrant.sunysb.edu/content/1272/imgs/CL-Fall08-Bkwtrs-Rhodes.jpg)
The little shops oooze with culture. I remember *eyes* everywhere, wood, metal, pottery crafted eyes everywhere! bizarre!
Little leathery men sit on three legged stools on the pavements doing various crafts, stitching leather, carving wood, pottery wheel etc. They sit and smile toothless grins, and they look wise. Must be in their hundreds. Master craftsmen. Whatever you say to them they don't answer. Just smile. Their faces are browned from the Mediterranean sun and they look like saddlebags with eyes.
The old city of Rhodes is unique. The rest of Greece is very typical as in long sandy beaches, turquoise sea, hotels but i would rather get lost in the old city.
(http://www.tsampika-hotel-faliraki.gr/uploaded/imagelocation/22.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1295/4691668139_f4ef6e439a.jpg) those damn eyes
hmmm. I will have to come back to this after a little think. Short on brain at mo.
^^this is how you post whore.
Do you cook?
If so, what would you cook and insider a healthy meal?
^^this is how you post whore.
@ Al
Been to a few of the Greek Islands. My favourite is Rhodes. It is flooded in history as it has been populated since the stone age. The old city of rhodes is amazing. Byzantine and Gothic buildings, mosques, temples, ornate fountains. There are about 250 tiny little medieval roads, streets and alleyways THAT HAVE NO NAME! They are occupied with little coffee shops and the most amazing selection of 'old curiosity shoppes' and hand made furniture, jewellery and art studio's.
(http://www.alexinwanderland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/rhodes_012.jpg)
If you ever find yourself on a yacht in the Dodecanese then demand a visit to the port, which is part of the old city of Rhodes
(http://0.tqn.com/d/honeymoons/1/0/b/J/2/rhodes.jpg) The Colossus of Rhodes was a giant statue of Helios and his feet straddled the entrance to the port and the ships travelled beneath him. He is long gone, but was considered one of the Seven Wonders of The Ancient World.
(http://www.seagrant.sunysb.edu/content/1272/imgs/CL-Fall08-Bkwtrs-Rhodes.jpg)
The little shops oooze with culture. I remember *eyes* everywhere, wood, metal, pottery crafted eyes everywhere! bizarre!
Little leathery men sit on three legged stools on the pavements doing various crafts, stitching leather, carving wood, pottery wheel etc. They sit and smile toothless grins, and they look wise. Must be in their hundreds. Master craftsmen. Whatever you say to them they don't answer. Just smile. Their faces are browned from the Mediterranean sun and they look like saddlebags with eyes.
The old city of Rhodes is unique. The rest of Greece is very typical as in long sandy beaches, turquoise sea, hotels but i would rather get lost in the old city.
(http://www.tsampika-hotel-faliraki.gr/uploaded/imagelocation/22.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1295/4691668139_f4ef6e439a.jpg) those damn eyes
Can you make rich and chips?If so, what would you cook and insider a healthy meal?
Oh no, is the chip shop closed? yeah sure i can russel you something up! What flavour pot noodle would you like?
Can i keep my army boots on, and do i get to wear a bandana? :zoinks:yes. Unless you are bad, then we use the bandana to tie You up.
They have this thing where you attach it to your hair dryer and OU blow your hair into a bowl.
Air curl, I think.
As seen on TV product. Have you heard of it?
Is that door in your picture made of pine?
Do you have a picture of you (currently) with straight hair?
Also, that it's natural colour, or do you colour it?
they look great.Is that door in your picture made of pine?
I think so, i sanded all the wood down in that room, it was all painted white before.
Are you really 41? You have that kind of cheeky and youthful good looks that make you look much younger.
Are you really 41? You have that kind of cheeky and youthful good looks that make you look much younger.
Aaaaw thank you! i don't feel that old.
Am i a cougar then?
my wife is 7 years younger than me. Odd.
I guess you are a cougar. Although I prefer the term Milf myself. You are the same age as my wife, she is seven years older than me so I guess she is a cougar too.
Bodie is short for bodaccea
who was a hero when i was growing up
I worked for italians for sixteen years
- therefore anyone who kicked roman asses was a hero :2thumbsup:
a little crib
yes he was a very tiny urchin back then
it was a wee rocka bye crib
I used to sing chikatikka (that ABBA song that sounds like chicken tikka) to him.
Does he have lasting damage from that song?
yes he was a very tiny urchin back then
it was a wee rocka bye crib
I used to sing chikatikka (that ABBA song that sounds like chicken tikka) to him.
Was he a good baby urchin?
Mine is tequila.
Living in Southern California we used to cross the border when we were 18 to get drunk in Tijuana, Mexico. Ad we drank so much tequila. And I got so sick.
One time, a few years into my 20s I drank some tequila at a pool party. I had the great idea that if I threw up at the bottom of the pool, near the drain, that the drain would take it all away.
Ooops.
Yes, when i was a teenager i used to go to a youth club and obviously alcohol was not permitted. I used to obtain alcohol from various sources. Whiskey, Pernod, Thunderbirds and Tennants Super. Unfortunately whiskey and pernod made me very very very sick indeed and i have been unable to touch either since, and even the smell makes me heave.
Bodie, have you ever been disappointed by a pre-maturely ejaculating bloke?
I did it with pink wafer biscuits, too. I was pregnant and stuffed my face. Pink wafer vomit put me off for ever! :zoinks:
He has your eyes...I think. Would you agree?Nah he has his own... :hahaha:
He has your eyes...I think. Would you agree?Nah he has his own... :hahaha:
Seriously my eyes are very boring grey. His dad has very blue eyes. Urchin has almost navy blue eyes now.
Do you have a good support system when you need a babysitter for the urchin?
Do you have a good support system when you need a babysitter for the urchin?
Not really. My Mom is in her eighties and he runs rings around her. My besty mate has her own family which is like the Adams's. I sometimes get my niece to come round, she is on the ball and the urchin adores her. Just recently i have let him stay over at his nana's (his Dad's mom) once a week which has given me some 'me' time.
He has your eyes...I think. Would you agree?Nah he has his own... :hahaha:
Seriously my eyes are very boring grey. His dad has very blue eyes. Urchin has almost navy blue eyes now.
Thought your eyes looked very cool. I like grey eyes....I have only seen them on one other person- The lady who plays Temperance in Bones.
Who do you think you resemble most among your family?
Do you have a good support system when you need a babysitter for the urchin?
Not really. My Mom is in her eighties and he runs rings around her. My besty mate has her own family which is like the Adams's. I sometimes get my niece to come round, she is on the ball and the urchin adores her. Just recently i have let him stay over at his nana's (his Dad's mom) once a week which has given me some 'me' time.
What would you do if he makes friends at the Skilts school, and you are asked to babysit another urchin?
I think the urchins will entertain each other until they decide not to share. :lol1:
I think the urchins will entertain each other until they decide not to share. :lol1:
Well, here's one person who really likes grey eyes. They are the colour which I actually feel warrant to the description "their eyes are like windows into their soul", because to me, that's just a fancy way of saying "shrouded in mystery"....so grey eyes are intriguing and mysterious, in my opinion. I used to watch Bones just to get another look at her eyes.
Well, here's one person who really likes grey eyes. They are the colour which I actually feel warrant to the description "their eyes are like windows into their soul", because to me, that's just a fancy way of saying "shrouded in mystery"....so grey eyes are intriguing and mysterious, in my opinion. I used to watch Bones just to get another look at her eyes.
It's good that some people appreciate gray and hazel eyes. Bodie has pretty eyes. :)
Some people have said i look a bit like my brother, but he has a beard so i fucking hope not.
Cheeky git! no i don't . aint no tash on me baby!
Would you consider yourself a greedy git in bed?
Do they have names? If they don't, should some of the men offer suggestions?
Cheeky git! no i don't . aint no tash on me baby!
Don't a lot of Italian womenz get those??
bip and boo?Do they have names? If they don't, should some of the men offer suggestions?
lol, no i don't and any suggestions would be carefully considered. :zoinks:
They have all been called 'Dave' :zoinks:you sure know how to make a mans penis feel....special. :laugh:
better than getting the names confused though!right. If mine was named Dave and you accidentally called him hammering hank, I'd be sooooooo offended. :lol1:
There are several pics on here of my arse. I am not bothered. My arse is good. I am not going to do an 'eclair' and post stuff and then moan if they get reposted.Pretty sure I remember an avatar, where you were covered with something
There is one bent over a dirt bike, didn't do a chocolate covered arse - i would have remembered. I think there is also one of my tattoo - i think!
Legs - i might have one on this lap top, if not you will have to wait as i am wearing jeans.
I am a closet exhibitionist! :moon:
Great. I'd love to check you out....all of you.Obviously your wife doesnt look over your shoulder much, while you post here.
Would you mind if I gave you feedback?
is that a question?Great. I'd love to check you out....all of you.Obviously your wife doesnt look over your shoulder much, while you post here.
Would you mind if I gave you feedback?
not formed as a questionis that a question?Great. I'd love to check you out....all of you.Obviously your wife doesnt look over your shoulder much, while you post here.
Would you mind if I gave you feedback?
then I guess there is no need for me to reply. Just you assuming you know about other people....again.not formed as a questionis that a question?Great. I'd love to check you out....all of you.Obviously your wife doesnt look over your shoulder much, while you post here.
Would you mind if I gave you feedback?
dont see how you get that
dont see how you came to that conclusionthen I guess there is no need for me to reply. Just you assuming you know about other people....again.not formed as a questionis that a question?Great. I'd love to check you out....all of you.Obviously your wife doesnt look over your shoulder much, while you post here.
Would you mind if I gave you feedback?
dont see how you get that
There are several pics on here of my arse. I am not bothered. My arse is good. I am not going to do an 'eclair' and post stuff and then moan if they get reposted.
There is one bent over a dirt bike, didn't do a chocolate covered arse - i would have remembered. I think there is also one of my tattoo - i think!
Legs - i might have one on this lap top, if not you will have to wait as i am wearing jeans.
I am a closet exhibitionist! :moon:
It is just harmless flirting. I am a fucker for doing it. Easy for me to flirt with you guys in another country. IRL i am a mouse.
Y'all are quite safe :orly:
There are several pics on here of my arse. I am not bothered. My arse is good. I am not going to do an 'eclair' and post stuff and then moan if they get reposted.
There is one bent over a dirt bike, didn't do a chocolate covered arse - i would have remembered. I think there is also one of my tattoo - i think!
Legs - i might have one on this lap top, if not you will have to wait as i am wearing jeans.
I am a closet exhibitionist! :moon:
So....how did you come to know your body was good?
There are several pics on here of my arse. I am not bothered. My arse is good. I am not going to do an 'eclair' and post stuff and then moan if they get reposted.
There is one bent over a dirt bike, didn't do a chocolate covered arse - i would have remembered. I think there is also one of my tattoo - i think!
Legs - i might have one on this lap top, if not you will have to wait as i am wearing jeans.
I am a closet exhibitionist! :moon:
So....how did you come to know your body was good?
I am not saying it is good. Just bits of it. Some of it is not so good. I wasn't well blessed in the titty dept. I have a bit of a big hooter. My little fingers are bent. Caesarean scar etc....
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,4331.msg723329.html#msg723329 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,4331.msg723329.html#msg723329)
I was just born with bent little pinkies :dunno:
It is just harmless flirting. I am a fucker for doing it. Easy for me to flirt with you guys in another country. IRL i am a mouse.
Y'all are quite safe :orly:
Can you share an interesting story about one of your travels? If so, please do. :)
I was just born with bent little pinkies :dunno:
Mine are bent also, but less than yours. Let's claim it's a sign of royalty.
Clinodactyly is a medical term describing a bend or curvature of the fifth fingers (the "little fingers") toward the adjacent fourth fingers. It is a fairly common isolated anomaly which often goes unnoticed, but also occurs in combination with other abnormalities in many genetic syndromes, such as Russell-Silver syndrome, Feingold syndrome and in approximately 80%[1] of individuals with Down syndrome. When identified in prenatal ultrasound, it is considered statistically correlated with increased risk of chromosome aberration in the fetus and may be an indication for intrauterine sampling for fetal chromosome analysis.
What are your favourite things to do when you are alone? Indoors, and outdoors?
Outdoors - Walking the dogs. Trampoline. I am sure there are more but i can't think at the moment.
I am actually. I love being outdoors. Just not crowds. I love making fire, i love storms, love countryside when it's dark especially parts where it is pitch black with no street lights and no roads nearby.
Hiking - yup,i did enough in the army so would prefer not to have some cunt shouting "Brown" at me :zoinks:
I am actually. I love being outdoors. Just not crowds. I love making fire, i love storms, love countryside when it's dark especially parts where it is pitch black with no street lights and no roads nearby.
:viking:
I love watching satellites pass overhead right after dusk.QuoteHiking - yup,i did enough in the army so would prefer not to have some cunt shouting "Brown" at me :zoinks:
I did lots of "humps" in the Marines too. There's plenty of mountains on the coast in Camp Pendleton that they march you up and down.
I still love going on hikes because I live in the foothills of the Transverse mountain range. There's lots of pretty countryside here. 8)
Did you ever find that picture of your legs? Butt?
Did you ever find that picture of your legs? Butt?
Just a sec.
here is one pic
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16770.msg720829.html#msg720829 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16770.msg720829.html#msg720829)
there are a few, i will look again in a bit :thumbup:
Nice.
here is one pic
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16770.msg720829.html#msg720829 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16770.msg720829.html#msg720829)
there are a few, i will look again in a bit :thumbup:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20179.0;attach=14815;image (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20179.0;attach=14815;image)
:laugh: I am concerned, as of late, as my bum seems to be getting bigger :zoinks:
I like to be loud. Not always possible.
It is why i like hotels. :P
What are your favourite things to do when you are alone? Indoors, and outdoors?
Indoors - The obvious and lots of it :zoinks:
also: reading, and lego.
much of my time is spent with the urchin, we play lots, and we are both on a learning curve.
Outdoors - Walking the dogs. Trampoline. I am sure there are more but i can't think at the moment.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20179.0;attach=14815;image (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20179.0;attach=14815;image)good stuff. Clean shaven. Two enthusiastic thumbs up. :2thumbsup:
I like to be loud. Not always possible.
It is why i like hotels. :P
More prying questions....
Are there ever times you "fake" it? If so, do you cum often, or is it difficult?
I like to be loud. Not always possible.
It is why i like hotels. :P
More prying questions....
Are there ever times you "fake" it? If so, do you cum often, or is it difficult?
Nope. Never fake orgasms. Have plenty thanks :laugh:
What are your favourite things to do when you are alone? Indoors, and outdoors?
Indoors - The obvious and lots of it :zoinks:
also: reading, and lego.
much of my time is spent with the urchin, we play lots, and we are both on a learning curve.
Outdoors - Walking the dogs. Trampoline. I am sure there are more but i can't think at the moment.
What do you like reading?
Also, do you ever collect things from your walking trips (such as interesting feathers, stones, sticks...)?
Have you ever left some "art" in a cave?
That be a nice bum! whose is it?
Can't be yours McJ, it's too perfect!
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20179.0;attach=14815;image (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=20179.0;attach=14815;image)good stuff. Clean shaven. Two enthusiastic thumbs up. :2thumbsup:
What are your favourite things to do when you are alone? Indoors, and outdoors?
Indoors - The obvious and lots of it :zoinks:
also: reading, and lego.
much of my time is spent with the urchin, we play lots, and we are both on a learning curve.
Outdoors - Walking the dogs. Trampoline. I am sure there are more but i can't think at the moment.
What do you like reading?
Also, do you ever collect things from your walking trips (such as interesting feathers, stones, sticks...)?
Have you ever left some "art" in a cave?
I like reading history. Mainly british. At the moment reading about our many wars with France. Yeah funny enough the urchin has a collection of stones and stuff, we have been polishing stones to get some shiny ones to take to school ( a project) No i have never left anything in a cave. I have left my mark at other beauty spots :P
Do you like getting a long and deep rimjob? :orly:
I have never seen Gosford Park, but i do like period dramas.What are your favourite things to do when you are alone? Indoors, and outdoors?
Indoors - The obvious and lots of it :zoinks:
also: reading, and lego.
much of my time is spent with the urchin, we play lots, and we are both on a learning curve.
Outdoors - Walking the dogs. Trampoline. I am sure there are more but i can't think at the moment.
What do you like reading?
Also, do you ever collect things from your walking trips (such as interesting feathers, stones, sticks...)?
Have you ever left some "art" in a cave?
I like reading history. Mainly british. At the moment reading about our many wars with France. Yeah funny enough the urchin has a collection of stones and stuff, we have been polishing stones to get some shiny ones to take to school ( a project) No i have never left anything in a cave. I have left my mark at other beauty spots :P
If you like history, do you enjoy watching period dramas? Such as Gosford Park?
I have never seen Gosford Park, but i do like period dramas.
This thread made me lol. You fucking space cadets. :LOL:
Its just not as funny without randy leading the way though. When will the messiah return to us?
Who me? do i like watching Gay men?
na, would prefer to see gay women.
This thread made me lol. You fucking space cadets. :LOL:
Its just not as funny without randy leading the way though. When will the messiah return to us?
Which parts made you lol?
Have you ever tongue kissed another woman?one time :-*
Probably between 4-6 ?Who me? do i like watching Gay men?
na, would prefer to see gay women.
If you had your pick on appearances, from scale 1 to 10, (1=feminine traits in a man; 5=the standard guy/Brad Pitt-like; 10=arnold schwarzeneggar manliness),
where along that scale would you prefer?
Does your urchin like elephants?
http://youtu.be/9m7tPikH0UA (http://youtu.be/9m7tPikH0UA)
Nellie the Elephant
By: the Toy Dolls
My six year old urchin thinks this is hilarious.
Hehe.. See bodie. You need yourself a Dom!!! get your arse on fetlife! There are some good teachers out there! Currenly being taught the fine art of ropework!
Rarr. You sound perfect!
I havent found anyone else who likes it as rough as i like!
Grrr.
Ahhh, so you haven't found someone who knows their boundaries eh!
Well that's understandable! I have never found someone who has liked the need for such rules before!
Which is why you may need a DOM, they are only DOM in certain area's, and once rules are established then play commences..
I have been curious to try being one but haven't found the right "teacher" yet hehe. Currently enjoying just the occasional ropework and masochism related things!!!
However, i can compartmentalise so to speak in that area, normally i'm very submisive in every other aspect of my life and therefore am happy that in the bedroom only i am "king of the swingers" (jungle book referrence not actual swinging :S! ).
i want a pants off dance off.Does your urchin like elephants?
http://youtu.be/9m7tPikH0UA (http://youtu.be/9m7tPikH0UA)
Nellie the Elephant
By: the Toy Dolls
My six year old urchin thinks this is hilarious.
Yeah, thanks he loved it! I have to find an mp3 now so i can burn it for him in the car!
he loves these too
RUN-DMC vs. Jason Nevins - It's Like That (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGWQfK-6DY#ws)
Gorillaz Feat. Shaun Ryder - DARE (Video Oficial Con Subtitulos) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRLfUiXeNEo#)
i love noodle too, me and the urchin do his dance routine!
He also loves The Jam 'Eton Rifles' but insists on singing 'eating trifles'
Sweet, glad i made your day sg :p
Sweet, glad i made your day sg :p
:headbang2:
Orangesnaval, blood, Valencia....what is your favorite variety?
Will anyone make sense... again..ever!
Or a Corracle!?
Orange you wishing for more salty questions?
Orange you wishing for more salty questions?
Only in Fishguard! According to Barry Welsh!
That's good though, i had hoped you weren't a fan of golden showers!!!!
When you were little, what did you want to be/do when you grew up?I wanted to be a womble! Not sure if you were subjected to the wombles of wimbledon common in the US! it was the first poster i had on my wall.
Currently, what are your ambitions? (if unlimited)
Do you have a tigger costume?
No, it's my dressing up chest, mine all mine! Joking, but i do have a tigger outfit that i hired for a party and damaged it so had to buy it.aw.
No, it's my dressing up chest, mine all mine! Joking, but i do have a tigger outfit that i hired for a party and damaged it so had to buy it.aw.
How'd you damage it?
We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?
We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
When you were little, what did you want to be/do when you grew up?I wanted to be a womble! Not sure if you were subjected to the wombles of wimbledon common in the US! it was the first poster i had on my wall.
Currently, what are your ambitions? (if unlimited)
Then i wanted to be a private detective.
Currently, my ambition is to be a good mom and for the urchin to be happy. :angel:
We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?
Well it wouldn't have saved her apparently, as it ripped right off. :apondering:
where is that thread: words you like and rarely get to use?We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
Oh yes, i used to take the pictures down from lamp posts that people had stuck up offering rewards etc and go in search of missing animals. I carried a lead around. :zoinks:When you were little, what did you want to be/do when you grew up?I wanted to be a womble! Not sure if you were subjected to the wombles of wimbledon common in the US! it was the first poster i had on my wall.
Currently, what are your ambitions? (if unlimited)
Then i wanted to be a private detective.
Currently, my ambition is to be a good mom and for the urchin to be happy. :angel:
Aww, a lil bodie wombli.
A private detective, eh... Did you go on any detecting adventures?
where is that thread: words you like and rarely get to use?We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
I want to add caffuffle.
We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
i can do it as often as I want.We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
I was going to +1 you when you used caffuffle, but I have to wait .5 hours apparently.
i can do it as often as I want.We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
I was going to +1 you when you used caffuffle, but I have to wait .5 hours apparently.
By the Power of Admin!
i can do it as often as I want.We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
I was going to +1 you when you used caffuffle, but I have to wait .5 hours apparently.
I just tried to plus everyone in this thread and it said 'fuck off'
I just tried to plus everyone in this thread and it said 'fuck off'
I just tried to plus everyone in this thread and it said 'fuck off'
que?
I just tried to plus everyone in this thread and it said 'fuck off'
if you did me then dare i ask... where are my scars!?
I Wanted Scars bodie!!!!!!!
i have powers.i can do it as often as I want.We're yo about to fall off the balcony and someone grabbed the tail to save you?Aaaw thats a nice thought. Truth is i was ice skating and it got caught up in a big caffuffle :zoinks:
I was going to +1 you when you used caffuffle, but I have to wait .5 hours apparently.
Why can't I? Don't you have the power to correct that?
still can't do SG :'(
I think Rage solely communicates in anime cliche's or catchphrases... Believe it!
What time is it right now where you live?
i guess you are nine hours ahead of me.What time is it right now where you live?
1700 hrs
Bodie, do you have a sweet tooth?Nah, not really. I like sweeties but i also like savoury. :laugh:
I believe she's asleep dude!ok.
Why is your punctuation australian!?im a rebel?
What are you thinking right now?thinking about my sunglasses and where did i put them 8)
Have you ever been in a 3-some of some kind??not yet! :nono:
Have you ever been in a 3-some of some kind??not yet! :nono:
Have you ever been in a 3-some of some kind??not yet! :nono:
(http://dennishegstad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/3.jpeg)
Did you find your sunglasses?
Did you find your sunglasses?
I found A pair, but not the ones i was looking for, the ones that make me look
coola- runa-doodle!
8)
i found the ones that make me look like a fly 8)
Did you find your sunglasses?
I found A pair, but not the ones i was looking for, the ones that make me look
coola- runa-doodle!
8)
i found the ones that make me look like a fly 8)
A fly with pot noodle hair. :viking:
:zoinks:is that an order?
ask away
Have you always been so lovely and charming or are you a lady who has improved with age like a fine wine?Oooh lovely and charming eh? You are feeding my ego well :thumbup:
Oh dear. A mate of mine just bought a new mini and has used thr courtesy car more than the one she bought!!! Her mini keeps breaking down hehe. It cost her nearly 20k mind!may as well have a Jag
not my own :o
Eeeeew you mean like a dead pet stuffed in a glass cabinet! no no no i couldn't!
or do you mean cuddly toys?
Thank fuck for that, i was going to say i really like you SG but i think taxidermy is not a good hobby. :zoinks:
I have a few bears, a bulldog, a rabbit (huge) and a big dragon, oh and a 'basil brush' who had a ring to pull and it used to say 'boom boom' but it no longer works. :laugh:
Was he a favourite of yours? heheheThank fuck for that, i was going to say i really like you SG but i think taxidermy is not a good hobby. :zoinks:
I have a few bears, a bulldog, a rabbit (huge) and a big dragon, oh and a 'basil brush' who had a ring to pull and it used to say 'boom boom' but it no longer works. :laugh:
Basil Brush lol
Was he a favourite of yours? heheheThank fuck for that, i was going to say i really like you SG but i think taxidermy is not a good hobby. :zoinks:
I have a few bears, a bulldog, a rabbit (huge) and a big dragon, oh and a 'basil brush' who had a ring to pull and it used to say 'boom boom' but it no longer works. :laugh:
Basil Brush lol
hmmm resisting the urge to post a pic for the young ones to see as they will likely take the piss :headbang2:
What is a gorgeous lady like you doing hanging out here?
Do you like titty fucks?
(Don't worry, you are decades too old for me.)
we call those a McShuffle.Do you like titty fucks?
(Don't worry, you are decades too old for me.)
Soapy tit wanks are fun but not my speciality as i don't have big boobies.
I could rise to a bum cheek shuffle :eyebrows:
No way!
Well well, life has been good to someone lol! i look like i'm 40 and i'm only 29!
No way!
Well well, life has been good to someone lol! i look like i'm 40 and i'm only 29!
29?!?! Pull the other one sweetheart. You're a cheeky tart you are.
Should the royal family be kicked out and forced to make their own way?Yes Yes Yes!
do you like Anime bodie!!!!?
I don't absolutely fucking HATE it, but can think of several hundred things i would rather be doing :zoinks:a woman who curses is a huge turn on for me.
I will fuckin gladly oblige you, you cunt. :orly:I don't absolutely fucking HATE it, but can think of several hundred things i would rather be doing :zoinks:a woman who curses is a huge turn on for me.
Will you swear at me?
oh, yesssss!I will fuckin gladly oblige you, you cunt. :orly:I don't absolutely fucking HATE it, but can think of several hundred things i would rather be doing :zoinks:a woman who curses is a huge turn on for me.
Will you swear at me?
McCuntybollocks! :zoinks:all.
McCuntybollocks! :zoinks:all.
Most.
There.
:autism:
"Duel" is Latin, duellum. It means "war" and is the older form of that word. The classical word is its cognate bellum :nerdy:
If this were olden times would you be impressed if I challenged another bloke to a duel to win your fair hand?
How is your aim good sir!?how about peckers?
Being american gives you an unfair advantage with firearms!!!!!
How about crossbows at dawn!?
I have had a fair amount of practise with a 7ft Japanese LongBow though ^^
Only people of the larger frame can wield it with any great deal of accuracy/profficiency.
How is your aim good sir!?
Being american gives you an unfair advantage with firearms!!!!!
How about crossbows at dawn!?
I have had a fair amount of practise with a 7ft Japanese LongBow though ^^
Only people of the larger frame can wield it with any great deal of accuracy/profficiency.
If you ever form a rock band will you call it The McSocialists ?we can start a McTee-shirt company.
I would be a groupie :zoinks:
If you ever form a rock band will you call it The McSocialists ?we can start a McTee-shirt company.
I would be a groupie :zoinks:
we can do McAnyfuckingthing. :laugh:If you ever form a rock band will you call it The McSocialists ?we can start a McTee-shirt company.
I would be a groupie :zoinks:
Would have to suggest McTea for your British outlet
Present time - I think British people, in general have good humour. A sense of humour has gotten many Brit's through some bad times. We live on a cold, grey and rocky island that is so divided. Rich and poor. North and South. Pockets of Britain live in charmless dwellings packed together like rabbit warrens, and yet i have found real 'gems' of people behind their front doors. People who develop twenty slang words for everyday things. People who laugh at themselves, others, and who find humour in some of the darkest and tragic events. Lots of people laugh here when there is fuck all to laugh about. Sarcasm rules.
BUT there is two 'Britains' and i live in the other one! :zoinks:
Are your lovely locks naturally flaxen or do you lighten them? Methinks you would make a ravishing brunette my lady.
Yeah i like red, too. It upsets my mom, though.
She would like her daughter to have a nice perm and wear
proper shoes.
Have done purple and pink too.
I fancy red again now. :zoinks: :zoinks:
Perv :pBT is projecting. Lol
Badger....tell me you get this joke
"Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day."
I posted it on another site and nobody understood, but none of them were British.
Badger....tell me you get this joke
"Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day."
I posted it on another site and nobody understood, but none of them were British.
Well, there is an Aldi's nearby my house...great value on name brand products. Dunno what Geordies means...unless the joke is that the "s" is switched grammatically?
EDIT: Must be a dialect joke.
http://youtu.be/AhHLmhchLrU (http://youtu.be/AhHLmhchLrU)
Badger....tell me you get this joke
"Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day."
I posted it on another site and nobody understood, but none of them were British.
Well, there is an Aldi's nearby my house...great value on name brand products. Dunno what Geordies means...unless the joke is that the "s" is switched grammatically?
EDIT: Must be a dialect joke.
http://youtu.be/AhHLmhchLrU (http://youtu.be/AhHLmhchLrU)
Badger....tell me you get this joke
"Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day."
I posted it on another site and nobody understood, but none of them were British.
Badger....tell me you get this joke
"Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day."
I posted it on another site and nobody understood, but none of them were British.
Well, there is an Aldi's nearby my house...great value on name brand products. Dunno what Geordies means...unless the joke is that the "s" is switched grammatically?
EDIT: Must be a dialect joke.
http://youtu.be/AhHLmhchLrU (http://youtu.be/AhHLmhchLrU)
Sg aldi = all day in Geordie, lol Bodie
I have had lots. I only stick with this one now as her majesty Queen Victoria gave it her royal seal of approval.
Do you have any suggestions El-Presidente?
So glad i didn't post the bridesmaid one in the dodgy dress! :o
None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
Out of those options, I like the B&W the best. But your current profile pic looks just fine. :)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6450_118918987186_3125895_n.jpg)
B&W
It was pink and frilly and yes i believe it was poly/cotton mix :zombiefuck:So glad i didn't post the bridesmaid one in the dodgy dress! :o
Was it seafoam-green taffeta? Burgundy polyester? Do tell. :laugh:
It was not very polite. I do agree, though. :laugh:None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
It was not very polite. I do agree, though. :laugh:None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
because you arent very bright?None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
Well Jack, i wasn't being mean or nasty about it, just my honest opinion. Why must you dicks pick apart my honesty as if i'm being spitefull...?
Or were you just makign a refference to the artistic stuff that just went on?
How Very Droll in either case.
:dunno: i never said i was photogenic anyway. I am not. If i am unaware of the camera it seems to work better but i have never found a camera pose that works.and a very nice butt, IMO
IRL i do fare quite well with attracting males, well that is probably down to being suave and sophisticated :M
because you arent very bright?None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
Well Jack, i wasn't being mean or nasty about it, just my honest opinion. Why must you dicks pick apart my honesty as if i'm being spitefull...?
None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
Well Jack, i wasn't being mean or nasty about it, just my honest opinion. Why must you dicks pick apart my honesty as if i'm being spitefull...?
Sure. My current one is the most recent, but here are some past ones.
I am not at all photogenic and i feel kind of awkward and usually pull some
kind of face :zombiefuck:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/meeetoo/58394_428332352186_628777186_5516167_4491890_n.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/meeetoo/58394_428332352186_628777186_5516167_4491890_n.jpg.html)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/198_13255807186_4883_n.jpg)
with red hair and demonstrating my snotter is quite a size
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/meeetoo/serious001.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/meeetoo/serious001.jpg.html)
serious
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6450_118918987186_3125895_n.jpg)
B&W
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/meeetoo/bright.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/meeetoo/bright.jpg.html)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/more%20me/Picture7.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/more%20me/Picture7.jpg.html)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/more%20me/Picture15.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/more%20me/Picture15.jpg.html)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/198_13255937186_9517_n.jpg)
brunette!
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/mz_5305482_bodyshot_300x400-9.gif) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/mz_5305482_bodyshot_300x400-9.gif.html)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/mz_5305482_bodyshot_300x400-11.gif) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/mz_5305482_bodyshot_300x400-11.gif.html)
OMG i just took a trip down memory lane looking at my other photo's of the urchin >:D
Now, is that enough or did you want me to go into my PRIVATE collection :eyebrows:
because you arent very bright?None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
Well Jack, i wasn't being mean or nasty about it, just my honest opinion. Why must you dicks pick apart my honesty as if i'm being spitefull...?
Bothering to dignify that with a proper response would be bad. Your attempts to goad me are quite laughable...
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence!
You're neither funny or intelligent it seems, but that's ok. I've gotten used to it with certain folk here.
Yes odeon... Well done. Hence qhy i said a Proper response. Not that mere etching of a reply...
Anyway bodie hun. Dye your hair orqnge and get an action shot on the go! LEELOU ^^
eh? ???
Dont get pissed at mebecause you arent very bright?None of them are very photogenic sorry bodie :(
That's not polite.
Well Jack, i wasn't being mean or nasty about it, just my honest opinion. Why must you dicks pick apart my honesty as if i'm being spitefull...?
Bothering to dignify that with a proper response would be bad. Your attempts to goad me are quite laughable...
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence!
You're neither funny or intelligent it seems, but that's ok. I've gotten used to it with certain folk here.
:dunno: i never said i was photogenic anyway. I am not. If i am unaware of the camera it seems to work better but i have never found a camera pose that works.
IRL i do fare quite well with attracting males, well that is probably down to being suave and sophisticated :M
I think (and am not alone in this opinion) that the fellow men of I2 are seemingly jealous of me in some way and think that i might hinder progress (or potential progress) that they think they have between themselves and bodie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think (and am not alone in this opinion) that the fellow men of I2 are seemingly jealous of me in some way and think that i might hinder progress (or potential progress) that they think they have between themselves and bodie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which made me (and the other person who shares this opinion) Laugh Out Loud for about five minutes!!!!!!!
But you people can just think what you want! I'll still be here, laughing at you!!!!!!
Bodie hun, you're amazing. You keep on being yourself :) I'll keep on being myself and everything will be ok ^.o
Hehe, Aww, well i wasn't expecting anyone to respond to it, but the people that have responded have made me laugh so much, thanks guys...
Experiment over!
Bodie dear, i wasn't saying that you would do that :) I was just noticing it the other day and someone also had seen it happening, it was funny that someone else had also subtly come to the same conclusion!
Apparantly i am really Upset Calavera!!!! It's the jealousy... Hahaha... i just can't contain it!!!!! but laughing out loud seems to help alot!!!!!!
This has been so much fun. Thank you all for your participation!
I think he is trying to say we are all upto jiggery pokery :orly:ill get you yet, Penelope Pitstop.
I think he is implying that i have some members here protecting me!
I feel like Penelope Pitstop :zoinks:
I think he is trying to say we are all upto jiggery pokery :orly:
I think he is implying that i have some members here protecting me!
I feel like Penelope Pitstop :zoinks:
Looks like i'm being misinterpretted. I will gather my thoughts and come back another time!
On related news... I picked up a Q of the mot gorgeous white widow yesterday ^^.
Looks like i'm being misinterpretted. I will gather my thoughts and come back another time!1/4 pound or ounce.
On related news... I picked up a Q of the mot gorgeous white widow yesterday ^^.
Dammit it's the pokery i was after ;)I think he is trying to say we are all upto jiggery pokery :orly:
I think he is implying that i have some members here protecting me!
I feel like Penelope Pitstop :zoinks:
I like the occasional bit of jiggery but pokery is out of the question.
Looks like i'm being misinterpretted. I will gather my thoughts and come back another time!
On related news... I picked up a Q of the mot gorgeous white widow yesterday ^^.
I have to admit that i am disappointed that Jack is not hitting on me. :orly:
Looks like i'm being misinterpretted. I will gather my thoughts and come back another time!
On related news... I picked up a Q of the mot gorgeous white widow yesterday ^^.
How are you being misinterpretted? by me? well, help me out here cus i dunno what this is all about
and i can't really interpret whether you are having a dig at me, and if so, why?
*Flexes at all the mens to impress Bodie*
Nothing to do with me....ask McJ
did you mean here or just in general? :zoinks:
But now people must think i'm madly swooning after you too, which wasn't my intention. Somewhere it got out of hand. I'll just leave it at that then :)
Yeah i probably got it in my fb account. At one time i used to change my pic there everyday but i haven't bothered lately, i just go to play games. :)
Yeah i probably got it in my fb account. At one time i used to change my pic there everyday but i haven't bothered lately, i just go to play games. :)
If you can grab some more from the fb account, I would be happy to see those as well. :)
This is just out of interest, I don't actually think you should change your profile pic, as it is nice.
*Flexes at all the mens to impress Bodie*
Why are you flexing at men then?
I actually wasn't thinking that at all, but now I am.
This thread is FILTHY!
:christ:
This thread is FILTHY!
:christ:
So glad i could help contribute to the smut-o-meter!!!!
Yeah i probably got it in my fb account. At one time i used to change my pic there everyday but i haven't bothered lately, i just go to play games. :)
If you can grab some more from the fb account, I would be happy to see those as well. :)
This is just out of interest, I don't actually think you should change your profile pic, as it is nice.
I found this, as you liked the B&W one
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/more%20me/1bc1482f-348a-4e22-b23a-3ea5d9778226.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/more%20me/1bc1482f-348a-4e22-b23a-3ea5d9778226.jpg.html)
i will fish some more out later
Yeah i probably got it in my fb account. At one time i used to change my pic there everyday but i haven't bothered lately, i just go to play games. :)
If you can grab some more from the fb account, I would be happy to see those as well. :)
This is just out of interest, I don't actually think you should change your profile pic, as it is nice.
I found this, as you liked the B&W one
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/more%20me/1bc1482f-348a-4e22-b23a-3ea5d9778226.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/missteresabrown/media/more%20me/1bc1482f-348a-4e22-b23a-3ea5d9778226.jpg.html)
i will fish some more out later
I like this one.
It reminds me of a still from one of those paranormal shows on TV. Yes, here's a picture of an otherworldly entity, exclusive tonight, taken with our special night vision equipment without the subject realising the camera was there. The guy in Ancient Aliens could make this irrefutable proof of just about anything. :laugh:
Not you, though, Bodie, but the light and the colours in the picture.
A fag is something different in America too. A cracker in America is something that you eat. Pavement is sidewalk. Petrol is gasoline. Paracetamol is acetaminophene, like it was in Europe 100 years ago. A mobile phone is a cell phone. Etc.
:nerdy:
Well i am not a big biscuit chobbler. Sometimes i will have one to dunk in my tea! (very refined) and then i would have a rich tea or a malted milk.
What biscuits do you like?
In America, Hooter's are something different.
:3
Well i am not a big biscuit chobbler. Sometimes i will have one to dunk in my tea! (very refined) and then i would have a rich tea or a malted milk.
What biscuits do you like?
What is the urchin's favourite food?
How many Moves do you have bodie!?
More than McJ or less!?
Ahhh, you are the padawaan he is the Master mwahahahaha!and you are the spaztart.
5 sweetie things for sg
1. I love anything made out of choux pastry. So profiteroles, éclairs etc. I have never tried to make choux pastry and i am told it is quite difficult. I would be very fat if i could.
2. Creme Brulee. I am glad i don't make this at home. I would likely have the fire brigade round (actually that would be nice :zoinks:) I have only ever eaten it when out at restaurants. I used to work in an Italian restaurant and that was when i first tried creme brulee. It is just naughty.
(http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/kitchen/2008_12_04-Brulee.jpg)
3. White chocolate. Milk Chocolate. Just not dark, unless it is one of those minty after dinner jobs.
4. Fizzy cola bottles, sherbert, etc.
5. Very very thin pancakes with lemon and sugar. yummy.
5 sweetie things for sg
1. I love anything made out of choux pastry. So profiteroles, éclairs etc. I have never tried to make choux pastry and i am told it is quite difficult. I would be very fat if i could.
2. Creme Brulee. I am glad i don't make this at home. I would likely have the fire brigade round (actually that would be nice :zoinks:) I have only ever eaten it when out at restaurants. I used to work in an Italian restaurant and that was when i first tried creme brulee. It is just naughty.
(http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/kitchen/2008_12_04-Brulee.jpg)
3. White chocolate. Milk Chocolate. Just not dark, unless it is one of those minty after dinner jobs.
4. Fizzy cola bottles, sherbert, etc.
5. Very very thin pancakes with lemon and sugar. yummy.
You have very European taste in sweets! :)
Interesting...
I like eclairs, but sometimes if things are too eggy I don't like it.
I'm American-bread on fatty chunky sugary sweets...not the petite, delicacies. I like pies, for example. Apple, cherry, any kind of berry, sweet potato, and most other fruit pies. I like big chunky doughnuts, I like cake with icing, pancakes and maple syrup, etc.
Some things we can both enjoy about the same:
Fizzy colas, sherbert, etc. As well as chocolate.
I have never had thin pancakes with lemon and sugar, sounds delicious. I have also never had Creme Brulee.
Speaking o f eclair s.
Bodie, what was your impression of the member that used to post here named elair?
Which spice girl is most like you?
Dear Bodie,
Life on the edge is tough. I just sit here most days of the week and think. Among the many subjects, dreams, ideas, issues, solutions, and conundrums I have been thinking about- I had a thought about you. I haven't seen you around much. How have you been? What have you been up to this summer? Any interesting tales or observations?
I look forward to hearing from you again.
Sincerely,
SG1008
Dear Bodie,
Life on the edge is tough. I just sit here most days of the week and think. Among the many subjects, dreams, ideas, issues, solutions, and conundrums I have been thinking about- I had a thought about you. I haven't seen you around much. How have you been? What have you been up to this summer? Any interesting tales or observations?
I look forward to hearing from you again.
Sincerely,
SG1008
Dear SG
Well thanks for your engaging correspondence. Was it really so long ago that we spoke in chat? It only seems like a couple of days but i know i get in a time warp! Days just fly.
I am just occupied with the urchin. I took him out of school in May, just while we wait for him to start his new school in September. The old school was getting toxic. So am devoting much time to making sure he gets all the things that growing urchin's need. By the time i reach my computer i am often deflated and not at my best.
So, how about your good self? Are you still in the frozen dessert business?
Kind regards
Bod
Dear Bodie,
Life on the edge is tough. I just sit here most days of the week and think. Among the many subjects, dreams, ideas, issues, solutions, and conundrums I have been thinking about- I had a thought about you. I haven't seen you around much. How have you been? What have you been up to this summer? Any interesting tales or observations?
I look forward to hearing from you again.
Sincerely,
SG1008
Dear SG
Well thanks for your engaging correspondence. Was it really so long ago that we spoke in chat? It only seems like a couple of days but i know i get in a time warp! Days just fly.
I am just occupied with the urchin. I took him out of school in May, just while we wait for him to start his new school in September. The old school was getting toxic. So am devoting much time to making sure he gets all the things that growing urchin's need. By the time i reach my computer i am often deflated and not at my best.
So, how about your good self? Are you still in the frozen dessert business?
Kind regards
Bod
Dear Bodie,
I suppose it was only a few days ago. Perhaps I am just missing your perpetual company. At one point we were both (along with CBC and few others) doing a great job pst whoring. In fact, McJ posted something along the lines of use having an unusually high post count... good times...
It is highly commendable the quality of parenting I have found on this site. As it turns out, autie parents seems to be more dedicated than the average- would you say so? I noticed something with my little brother- his conversation recently matured. He is 6, going on 7 in October, and now I find our discussions are more fluid and two-way than previously. He is growing! Do you notice similar advancements in thought in your urchin?
As for the frozen dessert business- yes I am still engaged with them. I also have been cleaning and painting houses, which I am surprisingly good at. If you are ever in need of a house cleaning, call me up!
Best wishes for you and your urchin,
SG1008
Dear sg1008,
Why are you writing posts in the form of letters?
Best wishes,
Semicolon
Dear sg1008,
Why are you writing posts in the form of letters?
Best wishes,
Semicolon
Dear Semicolon,
In order to express my true nostalgia and care for Bodie, I thought it would be best achieved in letter form. For some reason, the structure involved in composing a letter enhances my ability to convey thoughts, feelings, and questions in a concise manner. Putting them in a post always gives me the sense of openendedness...a cliff hanger... Such empty endings jumble my thought process, and causes me to perseverate upon the message and the reply.
Plus, the main thing I wanted to get across was that I missed Bodie and wanted to 'catch up'. That seems an appropriate theme for a letter, don't you think?
Sincerely,
SG1008
Dear Odeon
I completely agree with your suggestion to make a thread whereby the membership can explore the art of letter writing. I have carefully considered composing such a thread myself, however, I feel that task should fall upon your good self. I would not want to be perceived by any of the said membership to be blowing your trumpet.
Therefore I respectfully request that you make the new thread yourself. Please do not hesitate to contact me again should you require any further assistance.
I remain, your obedient servant.
Sincerely
Miss Brown.
Dear all,
The art of letter-writing is largely lost, thanks to modern computing. Might I encourage you to engage in such practices in a thread devoted to that art, to combine the best of both worlds.
Your humble servant,
/Odeon
Dear Bodie and company,
A letter writing thread sounds fantastic! It would be cool to read each person's correspondence. If you, Bodie, start the thread, it cannot fail. I will make sure of that. If push comes to shove (which I highly doubt it will) I can recruit letter-writers, and letter-whores to make sure it reaches a good 10 pages. By that point it may have enough momentum and "presence" to never die...after all, letter writing is a bit of a novelty. People will be attracted to it for it's unique, antique edginess.
It may even extend popularity to other forums. One day you could find a wiki page about "Letter Threading", and it may mention the bold user "Bodie" who started the trend. We could even call it "Bodie Threading". You might instantly be launched into internet meme-dom! Do not fear failure my dear friend, I am sure with Semicolon Ninja as your guard, Sg1008 as your whore, Odeon as your standard, and Jack as your minute(wo)man, you will succeed.
With the highest regard for your competence,
SG1008
Ahem. You may not be aware of it, but Queen Victoria has a court and government here.
couldbecousin is Lady Weeble, my Lady-in-waiting
Hykeaswell is Ambassador to the Low Countries
odeon is the Court Musician
etc.
Was sg! She died a while back!
Was sg! She died a while back!
Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.
Death is of no consequence, here on I2. :M
Was sg! She died a while back!
Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.
Death is of no consequence, here on I2. :M
:indeed:
I have long suspected that the way CBC posts so much is because she is actually dead and has no more need for sleep. :boo:
Was sg! She died a while back!
Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.
Death is of no consequence, here on I2. :M
:indeed:
I have long suspected that the way CBC posts so much is because she is actually dead and has no more need for sleep. :boo:
Actually I have been dead tired during this heat wave, and am stocking up on sleep! :dream:
Then I can bounce back and postwhore with a vengeance! Watch out for a Weeble with a trail of smoke in its wake!
I might be promoted to elder on Sunday.
I have decided that for a last resort, I will go live in the wilderness.
What to bring?
one small tea kettle
one foot and half piece of garden hose
one reusable water bottle
(for water purification, boil water in tea kettle, attached hose from kettle spout to the water bottle. the steam will travel through the hose into the water bottle as purified water)
one small pot
two forks
two knives (one large for slaughtering rabbits, one for widdling)
a sling shot with an extra sling (for hunting rabbits and other small animals)
a book about edible plants
vegetable seeds
a map of farms and ranches to steal food from, and also homeless shelters to get clothes and toiletries from
1 wool blanket
pepper spray
fire starters
All of this stuff will fit in a back pack nicely.
And of course, my fiddle, with 6 extra sets of strings and a second bow.
yes, oh yes.I might be promoted to elder on Sunday.
Clan Game!?
is McBrowsergame playing something good!?
Dearest SG and Semicolon
I would like to invite you both to come and visit me in my
log cabin in the wilderness.
I look forward to night time spooky stories by a real fire.
Yours sincerely
Miss Brown
yes, oh yes.I might be promoted to elder on Sunday.
Clan Game!?
is McBrowsergame playing something good!?
Clash of clans.
I'm in the anarchy army clan
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Depends on whether one of them is in space or not (http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sconfused_100-150.gif?w=700&h=)
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.
Anyone have any data or visualizations of what a ton of feathers actually looks like?
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.
My tootsies would be dandy but I would be suffocating and spitting feathers. :zoinks:
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.
My tootsies would be dandy but I would be suffocating and spitting feathers. :zoinks:
You would also become very sweaty and all the down would stick to you.
I would be wearing some kind of safety goggles then :nerdy:
How is the archery going?
How is the archery going?
Good. Well, I have not quit despite being a shit aim. Getting a little better. :laugh:
Where are you?
Where are you?
:santa: I am in Longbridge in sunny Birmingham. :zoinks:
Sorry I have not been around much. I have been busy IRL. I will post about it later.
Where are you?
:santa: I am in Longbridge in sunny Birmingham. :zoinks:
Sorry I have not been around much. I have been busy IRL. I will post about it later.
Don't leave again :'(
Does your stomach hurt, from eating too many eggs, with the Urchin?
I would not leave without saying bye. I just got busy and the longer it went on the harder it seemed to post. I felt disconnected :violin:
just kiddin.
I have had a temporary job. A casual backhander. It is a contact from where I used to work. Accounts stuff. A real old fashioned office with no computer. Double entry book keeping. (ooooh double entry :o) The guy was in serious trouble with the tax office and he paid me cash to get them off his back. So, I made some filthy lucre. I spent it already on men, booze and drugs and I wasted the rest :zoinks:
I got lots to gas about and I spose it will all come out in the next few days. :blah: :blah: :blah:
Also, what colour is the yabbit? Can you share a pick? WHat does it eat?
We have wild rabbits in our backyard regularly...they enjoy our garden. Today I watched one eating some leaves...We also have frogs.
Also, what colour is the yabbit? Can you share a pick? WHat does it eat?
We have wild rabbits in our backyard regularly...they enjoy our garden. Today I watched one eating some leaves...We also have frogs.
Pancakes. I wear pancakes. :bunny:
Also, what colour is the yabbit? Can you share a pick? WHat does it eat?
We have wild rabbits in our backyard regularly...they enjoy our garden. Today I watched one eating some leaves...We also have frogs.
Also, what colour is the yabbit? Can you share a pick? WHat does it eat?
We have wild rabbits in our backyard regularly...they enjoy our garden. Today I watched one eating some leaves...We also have frogs.
Our yabbit is called "Lola" and she is a biscuit colour with a white mane and she has a funny white skirt kind of thing going on. I say 'mane' as she is a 'lionhead yabbit' It was the urchin's choice. If i were to chose i would pick on of those giant breeds. I recall a pet shop i visited when i was a kid. It had a massive yabbit, not for sale, it was the shopkeepers pet. I remember it had feet that were bigger than mine!
My mum was very house proud and pets were limited to the less messy and the less furry (goldfish) and as soon as i left home the first thing i did was amass a few pets. So, the urchin had been nagging me for a yabbit since his last birthday and i thought ok, something else i will be looking after and cleaning up after! (part of me was also thinking yippee lovely fluffy bunnies :pinkbeat:)
The RSPCA have been running a campaign to educate yabbit owners. The message being not to have one if you were just going to leave it outside in a tiny hutch. So Lola has an outdoor home and an outdoor run and she also has a two storey, very large indoor cage. She also spends many hours 'free range' downstairs. I know yabbits are the ultimate poop machines so to combat this I have trained Lola to poop in a litter tray.
She eats hay and dried food and i give her carrots and other fresh stuff - she loves raspberries! She is very pretty and i have grown very fond of her
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10369130_10152065298452187_3010047283346971090_n.jpg)
I have seen her eating poop. It's ok, cus we don't kiss :o
Yes she has a brush and a tangle teaser comb. When we first had her she stepped in the cats milk bowl and was all matted. :-[
She is a playful yabbit and frolics with the cat who is sometimes playful and sometimes indifferent. She chases him. If he see's her outside in her long run he tends to chase her. I am guessing that the cat reacts differently to yabbits depending on environment. In the house Lola is boss :zoinks:
:o Lola pie! oh my!
How is your pirate furball doing?
Do you adore most animals?
What about snakes? Got any?Welcome back.
What about snakes? Got any?
I never imagined that giggly could be annoying!?There's a woman at work who never says anything without laughing. It's some weird nervous tick or something; very annoying. You should post in some other threads so people can interact with you without imposing on bodaccea's bitties.
Maybe a bit ott but not annoying :p
The urchin is at his nana's and i have been helping a friend trim some plants. Well it is a 'joint' venture. Anyway i have green fingers and am feeling all silly and giggly. :o
I never imagined that giggly could be annoying!?There's a woman at work who never says anything without laughing. It's some weird nervous tick or something; very annoying. You should post in some other threads so people can interact with you without imposing on bodaccea's bitties.
Maybe a bit ott but not annoying :p
I never imagined that giggly could be annoying!?There's a woman at work who never says anything without laughing. It's some weird nervous tick or something; very annoying. You should post in some other threads so people can interact with you without imposing on bodaccea's bitties.
Maybe a bit ott but not annoying :p
No, meant that I'm the one imposing, derailing her ask away thread with topics other than bodaccea.I never imagined that giggly could be annoying!?There's a woman at work who never says anything without laughing. It's some weird nervous tick or something; very annoying. You should post in some other threads so people can interact with you without imposing on bodaccea's bitties.
Maybe a bit ott but not annoying :p
I didn't get the feeling that i was imposing on her bittynizz!
Bodie... wow! Is it kush? i do remember that being the reason i was giggly once!?
The urchin is at his nana's and i have been helping a friend trim some plants. Well it is a 'joint' venture. Anyway i have green fingers and am feeling all silly and giggly. :o
Will there be cake?
The urchin is at his nana's and i have been helping a friend trim some plants. Well it is a 'joint' venture. Anyway i have green fingers and am feeling all silly and giggly. :o
Will there be cake?
Undoubtedly if i did not have an urchin around. My part is done and I am just awaiting some ££££
I think she's ok with it! You'd be missing a head before you realised that though!
Is your head still attached? Yes then it's ok... No then... Well!
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?GreatInnocent minds misunderstand alike.
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
You know about the cake. :M
Knew what sort plant she was talking about but didn't get the part about the cake.
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
You know about the cake. :M
I do? :apondering:
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
You know about the cake. :M
I do? :apondering:
It's a lie. :M
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
You know about the cake. :M
I do? :apondering:
It's a lie. :M
So it's not an elephant?
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
You know about the cake. :M
I do? :apondering:
It's a lie. :M
So it's not an elephant?
Wow.
When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*
Anyways.........was there cake?
You know about the cake. :M
I do? :apondering:
It's a lie. :M
So it's not an elephant?
It's the mastodon in the room.
That day I was at my friends the urchin went to his nana's and met a little girly called Charlotte. They held hands and watched the trains. He kissed her goodbye. Aaawww.
Now he keeps asking to go to nana's house. :laugh:
That day I was at my friends the urchin went to his nana's and met a little girly called Charlotte. They held hands and watched the trains. He kissed her goodbye. Aaawww.
Now he keeps asking to go to nana's house. :laugh:
Awwwwwwww
He's got a girlfwend :headbang2:
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
Me too. I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability. :M
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
Me too. I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability. :M
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
Me too. I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability. :M
Well, imagine how her father must feel about all this. :orly:
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
Me too. I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability. :M
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
Me too. I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability. :M
We will be happy to investigate the young lady for you. :police: :cheer: :police:
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
I have been away! I have been fighting a war with Spain :viking:
Short versionCongratulations.
My intermittent man has been getting divorced from his wife in Spain. He wants us to get married and his 15 year old daughter wants to live with us!
OMG no! I have not accepted his proposal yet. Not sure if i will.Then nevermind. :laugh:
OMG no! I have not accepted his proposal yet. Not sure if i will.
I have been a happy mistress for years.
I have been a happy mistress for years.
There's a huge difference between mistress and babymomma. Cheers to going for the diamonds. :2thumbsup:
I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.
Never been interested in diamonds or getting married.
I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.
Some people think marriage is about sappy stuff like love, honor, and a lifetime of commitment forsaking all others. Suckers. :lol1:
I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.
Some people think marriage is about sappy stuff like love, honor, and a lifetime of commitment forsaking all others. Suckers. :lol1:
In America, marriage is for green cards and tax breaks. :autism:
I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.
Some people think marriage is about sappy stuff like love, honor, and a lifetime of commitment forsaking all others. Suckers. :lol1:
In America, marriage is for green cards and tax breaks. :autism:
Don't forget the conjugal visits. :autism:
I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.Meh, someone could just as easily warn him about women who don't have respect other people's spouses or marriages. Maybe the perfect match.
Never been interested in diamonds or getting married.
I don't know what was behind his proposal to be honest. He obviously doesn't think marriage vows are sacred. Maybe he was thinking of the kids, that it might somehow benefit them.Never been interested in diamonds or getting married.
Is Lurch really the marrying kind? Or will it be easier to get his daughter out of Spain, when he is married, instead of being with a fierce mistress and his out of wedlock son? There could be loads of other reasons to get married of course, reasons not to get married are there in abundance too.
I don't know what was behind his proposal to be honest. He obviously doesn't think marriage vows are sacred. Maybe he was thinking of the kids, that it might somehow benefit them.Never been interested in diamonds or getting married.
Is Lurch really the marrying kind? Or will it be easier to get his daughter out of Spain, when he is married, instead of being with a fierce mistress and his out of wedlock son? There could be loads of other reasons to get married of course, reasons not to get married are there in abundance too.
People get married in a lawful, sometimes religious ceremony. He knows i don't do religion. As for the law, well, i don't respect all laws anyway. Things have worked out the last eight or nine years - without the blessing of God and without acknowledgement from the law so i have no reason to get married.
I don't think all people are suiited to staying with the same partner for life anyway. People change and grow and i think those who remain happily married for years and years are lucky, or faking it, or maybe just afraid of being alone again.
I don't think it is wise to remain unhappily married. An unhappy marriage is not the best environment for kids to thrive. Some do. People have all kinds of weird and wonderful ways to adapt a marriage. Each to their own.
My only concern is the urchin. If i really thought it would benefit him then i would probably get married. I would do lots of unpalatable things to benefit the urchin.
He is enjoying his childhood. He has both parents in his life. We do actually get on really well and have lots of good times. We buzz off each even when the urchin isn't here. Life is good. I know what my parental responsibilities are, as does Lurch and I don't think we need it wrapping up with a law.
I have already embraced the idea of his daughter living with us. Although she is a runaway and can't be found by the authorities i actaually speak to her every day and we are good friends.
I am happy.
I am happy.
I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.Meh, someone could just as easily warn him about women who don't have respect other people's spouses or marriages. Maybe the perfect match.
I don't know what was behind his proposal to be honest. He obviously doesn't think marriage vows are sacred. Maybe he was thinking of the kids, that it might somehow benefit them.Never been interested in diamonds or getting married.
Is Lurch really the marrying kind? Or will it be easier to get his daughter out of Spain, when he is married, instead of being with a fierce mistress and his out of wedlock son? There could be loads of other reasons to get married of course, reasons not to get married are there in abundance too.
People get married in a lawful, sometimes religious ceremony. He knows i don't do religion. As for the law, well, i don't respect all laws anyway. Things have worked out the last eight or nine years - without the blessing of God and without acknowledgement from the law so i have no reason to get married.
I don't think all people are suiited to staying with the same partner for life anyway. People change and grow and i think those who remain happily married for years and years are lucky, or faking it, or maybe just afraid of being alone again.
I don't think it is wise to remain unhappily married. An unhappy marriage is not the best environment for kids to thrive. Some do. People have all kinds of weird and wonderful ways to adapt a marriage. Each to their own.
My only concern is the urchin. If i really thought it would benefit him then i would probably get married. I would do lots of unpalatable things to benefit the urchin.
He is enjoying his childhood. He has both parents in his life. We do actually get on really well and have lots of good times. We buzz off each even when the urchin isn't here. Life is good. I know what my parental responsibilities are, as does Lurch and I don't think we need it wrapping up with a law.
I have already embraced the idea of his daughter living with us. Although she is a runaway and can't be found by the authorities i actaually speak to her every day and we are good friends.
I am happy.
Getting some things legally arranged, for safety of kids makes sense. (Custody, after break-up, severe illness or death. Things like that.) But marriage is something completely different. Now that things can legally arranged outside that, there is no need for it.
England does not have the weird thing of marriage by common law, has it?
And, can you cohabitate, without being considered married, in the states where they have it? Or is it a trap, to get all opposite sex couples married by default, to show what a decent bunch of people live in that state?England does not have the weird thing of marriage by common law, has it?
America has it. :M
And, can you cohabitate, without being considered married, in the states where they have it? Or is it a trap, to get all opposite sex couples married by default, to show what a decent bunch of people live in that state?England does not have the weird thing of marriage by common law, has it?
America has it. :M
Agreed.I am happy.
Good!
Neither probably do, which was the point. Certainly both know what they're dealing with.I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.Meh, someone could just as easily warn him about women who don't have respect other people's spouses or marriages. Maybe the perfect match.
Because men need to be warned i guess.
And, can you cohabitate, without being considered married, in the states where they have it? Or is it a trap, to get all opposite sex couples married by default, to show what a decent bunch of people live in that state?England does not have the weird thing of marriage by common law, has it?
America has it. :M
fixedAgreed.I am happy.
Good!Neither probably do, which was the point. Certainly both know who they're dealing with.I would think twice about marrying a man who you know is willing to cheat on his wife, for whatever reason.Meh, someone could just as easily warn him about women who don't have respect other people's spouses or marriages. Maybe the perfect match.
Because men need to be warned i guess.
I don't think all people are suiited to staying with the same partner for life anyway. People change and grow and i think those who remain happily married for years and years are lucky, or faking it, or maybe just afraid of being alone again.
The history of marriage would be an interesting book. I'm betting in Roman, Greek and similar cultures marriage was more of a quasi religious/public ceremony. The Catholics made it a sacrament. During the Middle Ages it wasn't uncommon for a couple not to marry until it could be proven that a successful pregnancy could occur. A childless marriage was a disaster. But once the baby was born, the marriage took place.
I rather like the idea of a civil union with a marriage at City Hall. A religious marriage ceremony could follow at a place of worship. The civil union would be the binding one for any future litigation, rights, etc.
PA and I have said that in the unlikely event the PR would fall in love and want to be married, we would arrange for a religious blessing only. This would keep both parties eligible for government benefits while giving them a sense of a wedding and such.
Common law marriage does seem like a fundie plot.
Obviously there are ways to get people into the UK without passports, it goes on all the time. I might not always observe the law to the letter but anything to do with kids has to be legit and squeeky clean.
If she was really on the streets and alone then we would be thinking of desperate measures.
Common law marriage does seem like a fundie plot.
I don't know about other countries, but I think in the US it's completely voluntary and more about having some of the legal benefit of marriage without any of the formality. :dunno:
Common law marriage does seem like a fundie plot.
I don't know about other countries, but I think in the US it's completely voluntary and more about having some of the legal benefit of marriage without any of the formality. :dunno:
:indeed:
Obviously there are ways to get people into the UK without passports, it goes on all the time. I might not always observe the law to the letter but anything to do with kids has to be legit and squeeky clean.
If she was really on the streets and alone then we would be thinking of desperate measures.
It seems like it would be difficult, as Great Britain is an island. :pirateship:Common law marriage does seem like a fundie plot.
I don't know about other countries, but I think in the US it's completely voluntary and more about having some of the legal benefit of marriage without any of the formality. :dunno:
:indeed:
We do have common-law-marriage in England!
It is an anti chav tool for government and stops people from claiming benefit individually if they are living together. You get less money as a couple on the dole you see.
Wedding list = poundland
We do have common-law-marriage in England!
It is an anti chav tool for government and stops people from claiming benefit individually if they are living together. You get less money as a couple on the dole you see.
Wedding list = poundland
Apparently, it's only an idiom. Link (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_law_marriage#United_Kingdom)
I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.That is because the man at the desk likes to look at :moomin: passports!
I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.
I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.That is because the man at the desk likes to look at :moomin: passports!
At airports yeah definitely. Not sure about euro tunnel. There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day. I am not sure what French authorities would do. She is a British Citizen. Would they return her to Spain?
Lurch has the means to get people in UK, he drives a big scania and crosses the border often. But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK.
There are a few things we could do, but best to do this properly.
It would take time to prove her identity, though. When people arrive here without correct documents they get thrown in like a 'holding pen' for a while. It's just a cage filled with illegal immigrants and it is dangled over the English Channel! Daily Mail readers win trips to go see them and throw rotting fish at them and smelly old socks. It is not a nice place for a young lady!I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.
You're a troublemaker. :MI know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.That is because the man at the desk likes to look at :moomin: passports!
At airports yeah definitely. Not sure about euro tunnel. There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day. I am not sure what French authorities would do. She is a British Citizen. Would they return her to Spain?
Lurch has the means to get people in UK, he drives a big scania and crosses the border often. But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK.
There are a few things we could do, but best to do this properly.
I'd find it surprising if the British government could keep out a British citizen who wants to return to the UK.
I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.That is because the man at the desk likes to look at :moomin: passports!
It would take time to prove her identity, though. When people arrive here without correct documents they get thrown in like a 'holding pen' for a while. It's just a cage filled with illegal immigrants and it is dangled over the English Channel! Daily Mail readers win trips to go see them and throw rotting fish at them and smelly old socks. It is not a nice place for a young lady!I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.
You're a troublemaker. :MI know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.That is because the man at the desk likes to look at :moomin: passports!
At airports yeah definitely. Not sure about euro tunnel. There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day. I am not sure what French authorities would do. She is a British Citizen. Would they return her to Spain?
Lurch has the means to get people in UK, he drives a big scania and crosses the border often. But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK.
There are a few things we could do, but best to do this properly.
I'd find it surprising if the British government could keep out a British citizen who wants to return to the UK.