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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #480 on: May 10, 2013, 05:16:45 AM »
No way!

Well well, life has been good to someone lol! i look like i'm 40 and i'm only 29!

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #481 on: May 10, 2013, 07:21:24 AM »
Do you like titty fucks?

(Don't worry, you are decades too old for me.)

Soapy tit wanks are fun but not my speciality as i don't have big boobies.

I could rise to a bum cheek shuffle :eyebrows:
we call those a McShuffle.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #482 on: May 10, 2013, 07:22:52 AM »
LOL

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #483 on: May 10, 2013, 07:23:38 AM »
When i say LOL i actually do laugh out loud F.Y.i

I'm not one of those children who say "lol" thankfully!

They infuriate me!

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #484 on: May 10, 2013, 07:38:55 AM »
^^^mcLol
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #485 on: May 10, 2013, 07:47:04 AM »
Mcsigh!

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #486 on: May 10, 2013, 09:48:27 AM »
No way!

Well well, life has been good to someone lol! i look like i'm 40 and i'm only 29!

29?!?! Pull the other one sweetheart. You're a cheeky tart you are.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #487 on: May 10, 2013, 10:56:05 AM »
Born in 83 You sleazy excuse for a singer!

and i know i'm cheeky! I have two pairs... just like everyone else, i actually use mine though :)

Aww, i find the fact that a cheesey wannabe popstar thinks i'm sweet! I'm abotu 20 years too old for you!!!!

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #488 on: May 10, 2013, 11:06:22 AM »
No way!

Well well, life has been good to someone lol! i look like i'm 40 and i'm only 29!

29?!?! Pull the other one sweetheart. You're a cheeky tart you are.

Why are you flirting with badger? He is way too old for you, you dirty paedo.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #489 on: May 10, 2013, 11:49:13 AM »
HEY... It's not like i'm not flirtable with El Pres....


And I'm not lonely! honest :p

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #490 on: May 10, 2013, 12:15:09 PM »
Go on,  be flirty :zoinks:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #491 on: May 10, 2013, 12:44:46 PM »
Shit only happens when i imbibe alrge amounts of apple sourz!

Where did that adorable little Apple sourz guy go.... Damn you Cardiff... Why you so far away!

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #492 on: May 10, 2013, 01:19:21 PM »
is Cardiff the closest city to you?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #493 on: May 10, 2013, 02:19:44 PM »
Should the royal family be kicked out and forced to make their own way?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #494 on: May 10, 2013, 02:59:53 PM »
The closest city that i like, yes!

Although i could goto swansea or birmingham too, i'm equidistant i believe.

But with swansea or birmingham i have no friend's with which to stay and hotels are a bloody expensive mess!