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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #720 on: April 02, 2014, 04:55:15 PM »
Anyone have any data or visualizations of what a ton of feathers actually looks like?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #721 on: April 02, 2014, 05:18:08 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 02, 2014, 04:55:15 PM
Anyone have any data or visualizations of what a ton of feathers actually looks like?

probably a chick nugget factory would know..... poor chickens.
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #722 on: April 02, 2014, 05:19:09 PM »
Quote from: bodie on April 02, 2014, 04:48:30 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2014, 04:32:03 PM
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.

My tootsies would be dandy but I would be suffocating and spitting feathers.  :zoinks:

You would also become very sweaty and all the down would stick to you.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #723 on: April 02, 2014, 05:20:10 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on April 02, 2014, 05:19:09 PM
Quote from: bodie on April 02, 2014, 04:48:30 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2014, 04:32:03 PM
A ton of bricks would cut of your toes, if you were wearing steel toe-capped shoes, bending the steel nicely over, to work like a knife.
A ton of feathers would probably have you suffocating. Can't imagine what big a pile of feathers that would be.

My tootsies would be dandy but I would be suffocating and spitting feathers.  :zoinks:

You would also become very sweaty and all the down would stick to you.

And if the feathers are fully grown, they might fall upon you like darts. You could lose and eye or two...
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #724 on: April 05, 2014, 12:55:19 AM »
I would be wearing some kind of safety goggles then  :nerdy:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #725 on: April 05, 2014, 03:33:10 AM »
Quote from: bodie on April 05, 2014, 12:55:19 AM
I would be wearing some kind of safety goggles then  :nerdy:

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #726 on: April 22, 2014, 08:03:31 AM »
How is the archery going?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #727 on: April 22, 2014, 02:43:00 PM »
Where are you?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #728 on: April 22, 2014, 03:08:20 PM »
Does your stomach hurt, from eating too many eggs, with the Urchin?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #729 on: May 04, 2014, 07:09:04 PM »
Dear Bodie,
I was thinking of you the other day when a blond lady showed up in a music video. I thought her jaw seemed to resemble yours. I hope you and the urchin are enjoying summer again. What have you been doing lately? My little brother loves going to the playground and playing hide and seek/tag with me. Then we walk and talk and I generally tell him something about the nature of the world. I am very proud of him as he can read now and enjoys trying to read billboards and signs without any help. For awhile he didn't seem to be interested in it, but I guess reading has finally "clicked" and now he is happy about it.

I miss you, as usual, and hope all is well.

Sincerely,
SG1008
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #730 on: May 22, 2014, 10:45:16 AM »
Quote from: Parts on April 22, 2014, 08:03:31 AM
How is the archery going?

Good.  Well, I have not quit despite being a shit aim.  Getting a little better. :laugh:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #731 on: May 22, 2014, 10:57:46 AM »
Quote from: bodie on May 22, 2014, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Parts on April 22, 2014, 08:03:31 AM
How is the archery going?

Good.  Well, I have not quit despite being a shit aim.  Getting a little better. :laugh:

  I've missed you around here, you cheeky little thing!  How are you and the urchin?  :hug:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #732 on: May 22, 2014, 12:02:37 PM »
Welcome back. :)
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #733 on: May 22, 2014, 12:15:36 PM »
Don't leave again :'(
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #734 on: May 22, 2014, 12:32:43 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 22, 2014, 02:43:00 PM
Where are you?

 :santa: I am in Longbridge in sunny Birmingham.   :zoinks:


Sorry I have not been around much.  I have been busy IRL.  I will post about it later.
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