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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #690 on: July 12, 2013, 07:35:42 PM »
Dear Bodie and company,
A letter writing thread sounds fantastic! It would be cool to read each person's correspondence. If you, Bodie, start the thread, it cannot fail. I will make sure of that. If push comes to shove (which I highly doubt it will) I can recruit letter-writers, and letter-whores to make sure it reaches a good 10 pages. By that point it may have enough momentum and "presence" to never die...after all, letter writing is a bit of a novelty. People will be attracted to it for it's unique, antique edginess.

It may even extend popularity to other forums. One day you could find a wiki page about "Letter Threading", and it may mention the bold user "Bodie" who started the trend. We could even call it "Bodie Threading". You might instantly be launched into internet meme-dom! Do not fear failure my dear friend, I am sure with Semicolon Ninja as your guard, Sg1008 as your whore, Odeon as your standard, and Jack as your minute(wo)man, you will succeed.

With the highest regard for your competence,
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #691 on: July 12, 2013, 07:57:56 PM »
Dear Bodie and company,
A letter writing thread sounds fantastic! It would be cool to read each person's correspondence. If you, Bodie, start the thread, it cannot fail. I will make sure of that. If push comes to shove (which I highly doubt it will) I can recruit letter-writers, and letter-whores to make sure it reaches a good 10 pages. By that point it may have enough momentum and "presence" to never die...after all, letter writing is a bit of a novelty. People will be attracted to it for it's unique, antique edginess.

It may even extend popularity to other forums. One day you could find a wiki page about "Letter Threading", and it may mention the bold user "Bodie" who started the trend. We could even call it "Bodie Threading". You might instantly be launched into internet meme-dom! Do not fear failure my dear friend, I am sure with Semicolon Ninja as your guard, Sg1008 as your whore, Odeon as your standard, and Jack as your minute(wo)man, you will succeed.

With the highest regard for your competence,
SG1008

I've already started the thread. It's here. It'll provide one contained place for the letter writing. :P

Didn't you start the trend, not Bodie? ;)

You should think up official titles for everyone. PPK can be the royal armorer, Parts can be the official mechanic, Kit can be the royal digger, etc. :)
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #692 on: July 12, 2013, 08:54:59 PM »
Ahem.  You may not be aware of it, but Queen Victoria has a court and government here. 
couldbecousin is Lady Weeble, my Lady-in-waiting
Hykeaswell is Ambassador to the Low Countries
odeon is the Court Musician
etc.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #693 on: July 12, 2013, 08:58:59 PM »
Ahem.  You may not be aware of it, but Queen Victoria has a court and government here. 
couldbecousin is Lady Weeble, my Lady-in-waiting
Hykeaswell is Ambassador to the Low Countries
odeon is the Court Musician
etc.

I remember the existence of the court, but not all of the roles.

Bodaccea is also a queen. :viking: :orly:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #694 on: July 14, 2013, 06:27:34 PM »
Was sg! She died a while back!

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #695 on: July 24, 2013, 05:05:51 PM »
Was sg! She died a while back!

Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.

Death is of no consequence, here on I2.   :M
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #696 on: July 24, 2013, 07:09:07 PM »
Was sg! She died a while back!

Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.

Death is of no consequence, here on I2.   :M

:indeed:

I have long suspected that the way CBC posts so much is because she is actually dead and has no more need for sleep. :boo:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #697 on: July 24, 2013, 07:15:05 PM »
Was sg! She died a while back!

Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.

Death is of no consequence, here on I2.   :M

:indeed:

I have long suspected that the way CBC posts so much is because she is actually dead and has no more need for sleep. :boo:

  Actually I have been dead tired during this heat wave, and am stocking up on sleep!    :dream:
  Then I can bounce back and postwhore with a vengeance!  Watch out for a Weeble with a trail of smoke in its wake!
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #698 on: July 24, 2013, 07:24:23 PM »
Was sg! She died a while back!

Bodie ( Bodaccea) still posts though, as does Queen Victoria.

Death is of no consequence, here on I2.   :M

:indeed:

I have long suspected that the way CBC posts so much is because she is actually dead and has no more need for sleep. :boo:

  Actually I have been dead tired during this heat wave, and am stocking up on sleep!    :dream:
  Then I can bounce back and postwhore with a vengeance!  Watch out for a Weeble with a trail of smoke in its wake!


If I see a trail of smoke coming from you, I'll assume that PPK :flamer: you and get my skillet ready. :evillaugh:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #699 on: July 26, 2013, 06:33:02 PM »
Hello, bodie.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #700 on: July 26, 2013, 08:13:28 PM »
Hello Mister McWorker

 :santa:


how is your clan game, you big div ? :orly:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #701 on: July 26, 2013, 08:14:41 PM »
I might be promoted to elder on Sunday.

How are your bitties?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #702 on: July 26, 2013, 08:20:18 PM »
You have risen to power very quickly.  I'm impressed.

My Bitties are both fine...well I do have a favourite one, which I am caressing at the moment.  >:D
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #703 on: July 26, 2013, 08:21:37 PM »
Um, hmmm.
Watcha thinking about?
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #704 on: July 29, 2013, 10:58:05 PM »
I have decided that for a last resort, I will go live in the wilderness.

What to bring?
one small tea kettle
one foot and half piece of garden hose
one reusable water bottle

(for water purification, boil water in tea kettle, attached hose from kettle spout to the water bottle. the steam will travel through the hose into the water bottle as purified water)

one small pot
two forks
two knives (one large for slaughtering rabbits, one for widdling)
a sling shot with an extra sling (for hunting rabbits and other small animals)
a book about edible plants
vegetable seeds
a map of farms and ranches to steal food from, and also homeless shelters to get clothes and toiletries from
1 wool blanket
pepper spray
fire starters

All of this stuff will fit in a back pack nicely.

And of course, my fiddle, with 6 extra sets of strings and a second bow.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2013, 11:00:18 PM by sg1008 »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.