Apparently we're not suppose to call Lesbians "Lesbians" anymore. They now prefer to be called women in comfortable shoes.
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Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 22, 2011, 08:33:09 PMQuote from: Squidette on May 22, 2011, 08:27:44 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on May 22, 2011, 08:26:07 PMYou have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn. It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :lol:Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind.
Quote from: Squidette on May 22, 2011, 08:27:44 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on May 22, 2011, 08:26:07 PMYou have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn. It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :lol:
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 22, 2011, 08:26:07 PMYou have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be.
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets.
Quote from: Squidette on May 22, 2011, 08:34:40 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on May 22, 2011, 08:33:09 PMQuote from: Squidette on May 22, 2011, 08:27:44 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on May 22, 2011, 08:26:07 PMYou have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn. It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. :lol:Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind. Both of my grandmothers are still alive. one is 82 and the other 94. I don't desire to have EITHER of them try to explain sexual positions to me. :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets. Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 19, 2011, 04:53:28 PMYou will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets. Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?So that's why my relationships never work out...
A closed mouth gathers no feet, between the sheets.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Like when you say something dumb in front of someone, to "put your foot in your mouth".