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Between the sheets - fortune cookie style
« on: July 16, 2006, 01:41:12 PM »
ok, so i'm preoccupied with sex.
you'd be too if you were in my situation.

a friend of mine told me the best way to read fortune cookies to to end the fortune with the words between the sheets.
i'm going looking for fotune cookies.
post yours here.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 01:46:40 PM »
got one!

you can be a victor without having victims between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 01:51:06 PM »
Endure, and endure more, between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2006, 02:01:14 PM »
ha ha ha ha!
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2006, 02:39:25 PM »
will you post a picture of your arse?
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2006, 03:09:57 PM »
between the sheets?
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2006, 04:09:09 PM »
with eye wide open?
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2006, 04:13:53 PM »
alas! the onion you are eating is someones waterlily between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2006, 04:17:40 PM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2006, 04:48:37 PM »
you will take a chance on something in near future between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2006, 04:57:34 PM »
your mentality is alert, practical and analytical between the sheets.

you will do well to expand your business between the sheets.

the time is right to make new friends between the sheets.

(we got chinese food for dinner!)
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2006, 05:54:09 PM »
between the sheets lies the grand pooba of the KKK.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2006, 07:15:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 16, 2006, 05:54:09 PM
between the sheets lies the grand pooba of the KKK.
then you'd better get up quick - you don't want people to think you're a white man.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2006, 06:12:52 AM »
My friends think it' supposed to be "in bed."  It's not.  It's "in bed with a rope."
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2006, 11:11:55 PM »
Success will be yours...between the sheets.
Happiness and prosperity will come...between the sheets.
New business awaits...between the sheets.
Mary will come...between the sheets.
Your days are numbered...between the sheets.
Your newfound skill will be a great boon...between the sheets.
You will receive an unexpected inheritence...between the sheets.
Wise man plods ahead cautiously...between the sheets.
Live today as if it's your last...between the sheets.
Your family shall prosper...between the sheets.
You will meet a forgotten relative...between the sheets.
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