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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #165 on: April 25, 2011, 05:55:25 PM »
One more, hoping to end my procrastination. I do need to get between those sheets......


Affirm it, visualize it, believe it, and it will actualize itself, between the sheets.  :eyelash:






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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #166 on: April 25, 2011, 06:03:02 PM »
I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generator:

Eat something you never tried before between the sheets.  :zombiefuck:









You will be hungry soon, order takeout now, between the sheets. :lol:

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I tried your site and got:

The best things in life aren't things between the sheets.

Don't just spend time, invest it between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #167 on: April 25, 2011, 06:03:50 PM »
If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain, in between the sheets

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okay, got it now.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #168 on: April 25, 2011, 06:07:28 PM »
If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain, in between the sheets

 :vibrator:

okay, got it now.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #169 on: April 26, 2011, 06:14:11 AM »
"Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities between the sheets"






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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #170 on: April 26, 2011, 06:50:01 AM »
"Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities between the sheets"







A wisdom truly fitting for a sister.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #171 on: April 26, 2011, 07:02:49 AM »
Others enjoy your company, between the sheets

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #172 on: April 26, 2011, 07:29:44 AM »
"Happiness isn't something you remember, it's something you experience between the sheets"

 

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #173 on: May 22, 2011, 04:51:50 PM »
Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze between the sheets.


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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #174 on: May 22, 2011, 04:52:48 PM »
And what to think of this one:

A well-aimed spear is worth three between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #175 on: May 22, 2011, 07:47:21 PM »
Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze between the sheets.




Even fortune cookie generators know about Kit's queef thread. :rofl:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #176 on: May 22, 2011, 08:26:07 PM »
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets.  :eyelash:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #177 on: May 22, 2011, 08:27:44 PM »
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets.  :eyelash:

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #178 on: May 22, 2011, 08:33:09 PM »
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets.  :eyelash:

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be.  :zombiefuck:
Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.

It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well.  :eyebrows:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #179 on: May 22, 2011, 08:34:40 PM »
You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets.  :eyelash:

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be.  :zombiefuck:
Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.

It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well.  :eyebrows:

:lol:

Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:

I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind.  :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.