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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #150 on: April 21, 2011, 03:31:07 PM »
Your Fortune Is: Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. :screwy:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #151 on: April 22, 2011, 08:42:45 PM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #152 on: April 23, 2011, 02:06:38 AM »
Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #153 on: April 23, 2011, 08:49:16 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on April 23, 2011, 02:06:38 AM
Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser between the sheets.

Fixed.  Y'all are leaving out the part that makes these funny  :zoinks:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #154 on: April 23, 2011, 05:38:31 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 23, 2011, 08:49:16 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on April 23, 2011, 02:06:38 AM
Your Fortune Is: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser between the sheets.

Fixed.  Y'all are leaving out the part that makes these funny  :zoinks:
Thank you! That was bugging me :laugh:

Passion kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #155 on: April 23, 2011, 06:23:16 PM »
I got the same one you did, so I tried again.

Your Fortune Is: To make a long story short, don't tell it, between the sheets.



Follow these wise words carefully.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

      
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #156 on: April 23, 2011, 06:27:45 PM »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2011, 03:37:58 AM »
Your Fortune Is: If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2011, 06:16:48 AM »
To one who waits, a moment seems a year, between the sheets.  :violin:


Beauty is only a light switch away, between the sheets.  :squiddy:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2011, 02:45:00 PM »
A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds, between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #160 on: April 24, 2011, 03:34:06 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 24, 2011, 02:45:00 PM
A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds, between the sheets.

I just imagined diamonds being used in a sexual way.  :zombiefuck:

Ouch.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #161 on: April 24, 2011, 04:50:36 PM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #162 on: April 25, 2011, 05:21:05 PM »
I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generator:

Eat something you never tried before between the sheets.  :zombiefuck:









You will be hungry soon, order takeout now, between the sheets. :lol:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #163 on: April 25, 2011, 05:23:58 PM »
Now this is encouraging  :zombiefuck:




Today is going to be a disasterous day, be prepared, between the sheets!
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #164 on: April 25, 2011, 05:25:21 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 25, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
I'm scared. Think Lit has been messing with this fortune cookie generator:

Eat something you never tried before between the sheets.  :zombiefuck:

 :orly: :zoinks:
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