Between the sheets - fortune cookie style

[Celticgoddess]

You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. 

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. 

Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.

It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. 

:lol:

Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:

I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind. 

Both of my grandmothers are still alive. one is 82 and the other 94. I don't desire to have EITHER of them try to explain sexual positions to me. :lol:

[Squidusa]

You have at your command the wisdom of the ages, between the sheets. 

My interpretation of that... was that your grandmother told you about various positions...... I can just imagine how awkward that'd be. 

Oh young asspie grasshopper you have so much to learn.

It means I've had enough years of experience....er...under my belt....to know what I'm doing and to do it well. 

:lol:

Young asspie grasshopper , :lol:

I presumed it meant something like that , but that was the first image that sprung to mind. 

Both of my grandmothers are still alive. one is 82 and the other 94. I don't desire to have EITHER of them try to explain sexual positions to me. :lol:

my only remaining Grandmother is schizophrenic and pretty far gone with it , imagining her trying to explain those things is an interesting image. 

[Enos]

"Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you, between the sheets." 

['andersom']

You will reach the height of success in whatever you do, between the sheets. 


What looks like an appealing offer may not be, between the sheets. 

[Queen Victoria]

You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets.  Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?

['andersom']

You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets.  Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?

 

[PuppetSockPenguin]

You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets.  Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?

So that's why my relationships never work out...

['andersom']

You will notice that fortune is misspelled between the sheets.  Can't you think of something else to do between the sheets except proofreading?

So that's why my relationships never work out...

You need to find yourself an editor who loves to take work home.

Then you can proofread together.   

['andersom']

Bedtime. Work tomorrow. 

Time for some inspiration to get me between the sheets.



He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at, between the sheets.

A closed mouth gathers no feet, between the sheets.

['andersom']

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains....between the sheets.

[Pyraxis]

A closed mouth gathers no feet, between the sheets.

A closed mouth gathers no feet?    Is there translation weirdness here?

[earthboundmisfit]

Like when you say something dumb in front of someone, to "put your foot in your mouth".

['andersom']

Like when you say something dumb in front of someone, to "put your foot in your mouth".

That makes sense.
Maybe words are overrated between the sheets.

I was as puzzled as Py about the cookie, but, not being a feet fetishist, I posted it.

[Icequeen]

"Protective measures will prevent costly disasters...between the sheets."

[Pyraxis]

Apropos.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory... between the sheets.