INTENSITY²
Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: willow on June 13, 2007, 02:00:01 PM
-
I might tell lies, though.
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
Perhaps she has trouble with facial expressions like most of us do.
-
Down peaguy! Let boo boo kitty fuck answer. *tsk* >:(
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
no. it was early, not that long after I woke up.
-
Can you change your screenname to "boo boo kitty fuck", pretty please?
-
Can you change your screenname to "boo boo kitty fuck", pretty please?
as you wish.
-
Can you change your screenname to "boo boo kitty fuck", pretty please?
as you wish.
Straight away? Immediately?
EDIT: YAY!
-
Can you change your screenname to "boo boo kitty fuck", pretty please?
as you wish.
Straight away? Immediately?
EDIT: YAY!
:-*
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
no. it was early, not that long after I woke up.
aaah. pre-coffee thousand yard stare. I know that one. :coffee:
do you prefer scary veiny willow or fuckable goth chick vamp willow?
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
no. it was early, not that long after I woke up.
aaah. pre-coffee thousand yard stare. I know that one. :coffee:
do you prefer scary veiny willow or fuckable goth chick vamp willow?
yeah. the purpose of taking the picture was to show my new hair color. guess I should have thought it through more :P
well...can I have scary veiny willow's mind inside fuckable goth willow? because that would be the best.
if not..I guess I'd have to go with scary veiny willow.
-
how old are you?
-
how old are you?
none of your goddamned business.
or...34.
-
how old are you?
none of your goddamned business.
or...34.
have you ever been married?
-
how old are you?
none of your goddamned business.
or...34.
have you ever been married?
yes. very unpleasant business, that.
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
then what about with me.
all i am looking for here is a public show.
i am McWatcher, afterall!
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
then what about with me.
all i am looking for here is a public show.
i am McWatcher, afterall!
you didn't even buy me a drink first, jesus.
I said stupid girls were easy, sure...but we get thirsty, too.
-
What the fuck is ladylike?
-
What the fuck is ladylike?
beats the fuck outta me.
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
then what about with me.
all i am looking for here is a public show.
i am McWatcher, afterall!
you didn't even buy me a drink first, jesus.
I said stupid girls were easy, sure...but we get thirsty, too.
jack with a splash of diet do ya?
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
then what about with me.
all i am looking for here is a public show.
i am McWatcher, afterall!
you didn't even buy me a drink first, jesus.
I said stupid girls were easy, sure...but we get thirsty, too.
jack with a splash of diet do ya?
that would be lovely.
-
you say that calandale recruited you.
is he as nonsensical on WP as he is here?
though, he has been getting more coherent as of late.
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
What's wrong with incest?
-
I don't know how to measure it. When younger (and it's probably shrunk since then) it measured approximately 8 1/2" along the top, but nearly 11 usable (side). Only remember the numbers because it came so close to the size of a standard piece of paper.
holy god.
Frightened?
-
you say that calandale recruited you.
is he as nonsensical on WP as he is here?
though, he has been getting more coherent as of late.
he really just roams around there, making animal sounds.
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
What's wrong with incest?
do you want a list?
-
I don't know how to measure it. When younger (and it's probably shrunk since then) it measured approximately 8 1/2" along the top, but nearly 11 usable (side). Only remember the numbers because it came so close to the size of a standard piece of paper.
holy god.
Frightened?
not yet. I need to see a pic to decide.
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
What's wrong with incest?
do you want a list?
Indeed. As long as there are no
spawnlings, it seems fine
-
you and random dude sure post alot.
would the two of you do some cybersexing for us in a thread devoted to just such a cause?
ewww..NO. that would be like incest, you freak.
What's wrong with incest?
do you want a list?
Indeed. As long as there are no
spawnlings, it seems fine
but there is always the chance of spawnlings..unless you have all of your junk removed.
and an incest spawning would be, you know, bad.
-
but there is always the chance of spawnlings..unless you have all of your junk removed.
and an incest spawning would be, you know, bad.
Not as horrible as it's made to sound.
No worse than any other spawning,
really. If anything of mine ever crawls
out of someone, I'll eat it.
-
but there is always the chance of spawnlings..unless you have all of your junk removed.
and an incest spawning would be, you know, bad.
Not as horrible as it's made to sound.
No worse than any other spawning,
really. If anything of mine ever crawls
out of someone, I'll eat it.
that is pretty sexy.
-
how many tatoos do you have?
-
how many tatoos do you have?
ummm...somewhere between 14 and 16. I always forget.
-
how old were you when you got your first?
-
how old were you when you got your first?
28.
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
no. it was early, not that long after I woke up.
aaah. pre-coffee thousand yard stare. I know that one. :coffee:
do you prefer scary veiny willow or fuckable goth chick vamp willow?
yeah. the purpose of taking the picture was to show my new hair color. guess I should have thought it through more :P
well...can I have scary veiny willow's mind inside fuckable goth willow? because that would be the best.
if not..I guess I'd have to go with scary veiny willow.
Red and yellow and pink and green...
I can sing a rainbow too.
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
no. it was early, not that long after I woke up.
aaah. pre-coffee thousand yard stare. I know that one. :coffee:
do you prefer scary veiny willow or fuckable goth chick vamp willow?
yeah. the purpose of taking the picture was to show my new hair color. guess I should have thought it through more :P
well...can I have scary veiny willow's mind inside fuckable goth willow? because that would be the best.
if not..I guess I'd have to go with scary veiny willow.
Red and yellow and pink and green...
I can sing a rainbow too.
purple and orange and blue...
-
I'm posh, rich and a hamster, and you can't have me! Mwahahaha!
(http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/posh-hamster.jpg)
-
I'm posh, rich and a hamster, and you can't have me! Mwahahaha!
(http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/posh-hamster.jpg.html)
breaking my heart wasn't enough...now you have to rub my face in your hamster poop?
you soulless monster.
-
what is your favourite tattoo?
-
what is your favourite tattoo?
Probably the one on her minge that has her ex-husband's name on it, who was also a posh English hamster. Bet she regrets that now, the rodent.
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
why pea, are you?
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
why pea, are you?
I'm into the idea of it, yes.
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
why pea, are you?
I'm into the idea of it, yes.
interesting.
would you like to be the dominant?
-
what is your favourite tattoo?
I'm not sure I have a favorite...they are all special to me...memories of certain times...feelings.
some, I think are beautiful...while others, plain, but meaningful.
-
what is your favourite tattoo?
Probably the one on her minge that has her ex-husband's name on it, who was also a posh English hamster. Bet she regrets that now, the rodent.
I don't put names on my body.
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
yes...to an extent.
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
yes...to an extent.
What are the limitations?
-
Are you into BDSM sex?
yes...to an extent.
What are the limitations?
I like pain.
however....
I think I would draw the line at someone, say, pinning the lips of my cunt down to a 2x4 with
medical needles.
-
What is the most extreme pain that you've enjoyed?
-
What is the most extreme pain that you've enjoyed?
that is hard to say, isn't it? you didn't categorize it...so generally, I would say...the ink on my ribs...that was some fucked up pain...I was torn between crying out with hurt..and being aroused by the pain.
-
how many piercings do you have?
-
Are you really stoned in your av?
does dimebag smoke pot???
-
how many piercings do you have?
not many. lip...eyebrow....three in each ear that are stretched.
my..parents...are very...conservative. I promised I wouldn't pierce anything else that they could see
while they were alive.
-
What more could they see, once dead?
-
how many piercings do you have?
not many. lip...eyebrow....three in each ear that are stretched.
my..parents...are very...conservative. I promised I wouldn't pierce anything else that they could see
while they were alive.
you never promised that you wouldn't pierce what they cannot see.
so how about it?
-
how many piercings do you have?
not many. lip...eyebrow....three in each ear that are stretched.
my..parents...are very...conservative. I promised I wouldn't pierce anything else that they could see
while they were alive.
you never promised that you wouldn't pierce what they cannot see.
so how about it?
true enough.
I..don't find genital piercings sexy, on anyone.
I want to pierce my nipples...and have vemons done...as soon as they drop dead, dammit. :P
-
ok, here is the PRON.
http://www.eskimotube.com/view.php?id=206
-
ok, here is the PRON.
http://www.eskimotube.com/view.php?id=206
aside from that being relatively fake....I liked the close ups.
she can eat her fake tits.
-
You like fake tits?
-
You like fake tits?
not at all..which is why I said she could eat her own.
-
willow, on average, how many times per week do you masturbate?
-
willow, on average, how many times per week do you masturbate?
a week?
damn. ummm...have I mentioned I don't math?
some days I am free to masturbate..some not...averaging out...19 times a week, give or take a few.
-
willow, on average, how many times per week do you masturbate?
a week?
damn. ummm...have I mentioned I don't math?
some days I am free to masturbate..some not...averaging out...19 times a week, give or take a few.
let me follow up on this, tomorrow.
-
Do you do so in odd places ever?
-
Do you do so in odd places ever?
qualify odd place?
-
Do you do so in odd places ever?
qualify odd place?
Public, or otherwise not
normally intended for such activities.
For example, I have, during mass
or in classes.
-
Do you do so in odd places ever?
qualify odd place?
Public, or otherwise not
normally intended for such activities.
For example, I have, during mass
or in classes.
during mass...I bow to you.
-
It's a part of my faith. :angel:
-
It's a part of my faith. :angel:
god bless america. or...you know. the confession room.
-
It's a part of my faith. :angel:
god bless america. or...you know. the confession room.
Always wanted to be a priest.
Though one would have to
keep silent.
Always figured that's why you
couldn't look into the little booths.
-
It's a part of my faith. :angel:
god bless america. or...you know. the confession room.
Always wanted to be a priest.
Though one would have to
keep silent.
Always figured that's why you
couldn't look into the little booths.
are you still talking?
-
are you still talking?
I go on forever. 'tis my only charm.
-
are you still talking?
I go on forever. 'tis my only charm.
damn I thought your charm was your really big cock. (I mean, that is what you thought I would say, right?)
-
are you still talking?
I go on forever. 'tis my only charm.
damn I thought your charm was your really big cock. (I mean, that is what you thought I would say, right?)
No, actually not. I wouldn't consider it an advantage.
I was assuming that it was my pretty avatar.
-
are you still talking?
I go on forever. 'tis my only charm.
damn I thought your charm was your really big cock. (I mean, that is what you thought I would say, right?)
No, actually not. I wouldn't consider it an advantage.
I was assuming that it was my pretty avatar.
fuck the birds.
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
-
:p
and before you ask what that means: i don't know. i see other people doing it and i just wanted to follow the leader.
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
The emoticons feel the same way about you. I just have a conversation with one of them about 10 minutes ago.
-
:p
and before you ask what that means: i don't know. i see other people doing it and i just wanted to follow the leader.
it is a silly face, sticking a tongue out. :P
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
The emoticons feel the same way about you. I just have a conversation with one of them about 10 minutes ago.
yeah? be sure to tell them I said to fuck off.
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
The emoticons feel the same way about you. I just have a conversation with one of them about 10 minutes ago.
yeah? be sure to tell them I said to fuck off.
They did, last night, together, with plenty of lard and strap-on dildos.
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
The emoticons feel the same way about you. I just have a conversation with one of them about 10 minutes ago.
yeah? be sure to tell them I said to fuck off.
They did, last night, together, with plenty of lard and strap-on dildos.
that's kind of sexy.
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
The emoticons feel the same way about you. I just have a conversation with one of them about 10 minutes ago.
yeah? be sure to tell them I said to fuck off.
They did, last night, together, with plenty of lard and strap-on dildos.
that's kind of sexy.
That's the whole point of fucking off.
-
do you people here sleep? I swear I see the same people as when I went to bed...granted it wasn't all that long ago.
we sleep....around! ;D
do you like our selection of emoticons?
no, actually..I don't like them, at all. none of them look exactly like I want them to look. :P
The emoticons feel the same way about you. I just have a conversation with one of them about 10 minutes ago.
yeah? be sure to tell them I said to fuck off.
They did, last night, together, with plenty of lard and strap-on dildos.
that's kind of sexy.
That's the whole point of fucking off.
well..normally emoticons don't rev my engine..but added to lard.....mmmm.
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
Pretty much, yeah.
-
Any reason or are you just trying to confuse us as to how to refer to you? :laugh:
-
Isn't "Peaguy" OK? ???
-
Isn't "Peaguy" OK? ???
I don't know who he is anymore- I'm losing track. :laugh:
-
Isn't "Peaguy" OK? ???
I don't know who he is anymore- I'm losing track. :laugh:
Who am I? WHO AM I? WHY WAS I BORN?!!!
-
Isn't "Peaguy" OK? ???
I don't know who he is anymore- I'm losing track. :laugh:
Who am I? WHO AM I? WHY WAS I BORN?!!!
You were born to flame the crap out of n00bs and make those of us attempting to multi-task feel foolish. :P
-
:plus: to P
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
Pretty much, yeah.
what. the. christ.
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
Pretty much, yeah.
what. the. christ.
Christ. The. What. T-Bag on the Rag is back.
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
Pretty much, yeah.
what. the. christ.
Christ. The. What. T-Bag on the Rag is back.
awww...you're like a like poet.
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
Pretty much, yeah.
what. the. christ.
Christ. The. What. T-Bag on the Rag is back.
awww...you're like a like poet.
I like a like a this a like a lot.
Ow, wright?
-
And lotsa fresh bacon.
Did you purposefully miss out an 'L' when you went back to being Wilow (Willow?)?
Pretty much, yeah.
what. the. christ.
Christ. The. What. T-Bag on the Rag is back.
awww...you're like a like poet.
I like a like a this a like a lot.
Ow, wright?
just so.
-
Have I touched your Hot Spot yet?
-
You didn't stick around to show me your titties... :(
-
fuck the birds.
They don't seem interested. :'(
-
Isn't "Peaguy" OK? ???
I don't know who he is anymore- I'm losing track. :laugh:
Does anyone ever?
-
He does.
-
fuck the birds.
They don't seem interested. :'(
show them some leg.
-
fuck the birds.
They don't seem interested. :'(
show them some leg.
But it seems too much to go dancing in
shorts.
-
fuck the birds.
They don't seem interested. :'(
show them some leg.
But it seems too much to go dancing in
shorts.
birds like the short shorts.
-
fuck the birds.
They don't seem interested. :'(
show them some leg.
But it seems too much to go dancing in
shorts.
birds like the short shorts.
But...but...there's STYLE to be considered.
-
fuck the birds.
They don't seem interested. :'(
show them some leg.
But it seems too much to go dancing in
shorts.
birds like the short shorts.
But...but...there's STYLE to be considered.
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
the birds have died, by now.
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
the birds have died, by now.
So? Should make it easier to fuck them.
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
the birds have died, by now.
So? Should make it easier to fuck them.
but not as fun. it's not fun if they don't try to get away.
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
the birds have died, by now.
So? Should make it easier to fuck them.
but not as fun. it's not fun if they don't try to get away.
You think the dead don't fear me too?
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
the birds have died, by now.
So? Should make it easier to fuck them.
but not as fun. it's not fun if they don't try to get away.
You think the dead don't fear me too?
maybe in a flopsie mopsie kind of way.
-
look....do you want The Sex from The Birds, or not?
Well, yeah. But I rather enjoy the adulation more.
Wouldn't give the one up, for the other.
the birds have died, by now.
So? Should make it easier to fuck them.
but not as fun. it's not fun if they don't try to get away.
You think the dead don't fear me too?
maybe in a flopsie mopsie kind of way.
Never actually tried one, so I'm unsure.
Some things which were once dead DO
fear me, however.
-
This conversation reminds me of the Cradle of Filth T-Shirt my friend Tom used to wear everywhere.
It read "Dead girls don't say no", I am sure you have seen that one before. It was a big hit at the local mall.
-
This conversation reminds me of the Cradle of Filth T-Shirt my friend Tom used to wear everywhere.
It read "Dead girls don't say no", I am sure you have seen that one before. It was a big hit at the local mall.
malls make me barfy...but I want that t-shirt. :P
-
No he didn't buy it at the mall, pretty sure it was Ace's Music in Tampa. He wore it while in the mall, just to offend people. Jacksonville being the buckle of the bible belt so to speak. This was ages ago, like when we would dress up in corpsepaint and scream at people that they should kill themselves to save the planet. I saw the Church of Euthanasia way too early.
-
No he didn't buy it at the mall, pretty sure it was Ace's Music in Tampa. He wore it while in the mall, just to offend people. Jacksonville being the buckle of the bible belt so to speak. This was ages ago, like when we would dress up in corpsepaint and scream at people that they should kill themselves to save the planet. I saw the Church of Euthanasia way too early.
I lived in St Augustine for a bit...so I am well acquainted with the bible belt folk. <shudder>
-
No he didn't buy it at the mall, pretty sure it was Ace's Music in Tampa. He wore it while in the mall, just to offend people. Jacksonville being the buckle of the bible belt so to speak. This was ages ago, like when we would dress up in corpsepaint and scream at people that they should kill themselves to save the planet. I saw the Church of Euthanasia way too early.
I lived in St Augustine for a bit...so I am well acquainted with the bible belt folk. <shudder>
'tis boring corrupting those who are already
corrupt though.....
-
No he didn't buy it at the mall, pretty sure it was Ace's Music in Tampa. He wore it while in the mall, just to offend people. Jacksonville being the buckle of the bible belt so to speak. This was ages ago, like when we would dress up in corpsepaint and scream at people that they should kill themselves to save the planet. I saw the Church of Euthanasia way too early.
I lived in St Augustine for a bit...so I am well acquainted with the bible belt folk. <shudder>
'tis boring corrupting those who are already
corrupt though.....
<nods> making them cry is great fun, though. I snagged a gaggle of mormon women a few weeks ago.
made them cry. and run. I was high for days.
-
<nods> making them cry is great fun, though. I snagged a gaggle of mormon women a few weeks ago.
made them cry. and run. I was high for days.
I have so got to move to Utah.
Pretend to be an old style Mormon.
They will be SO shocked.
-
<nods> making them cry is great fun, though. I snagged a gaggle of mormon women a few weeks ago.
made them cry. and run. I was high for days.
I have so got to move to Utah.
Pretend to be an old style Mormon.
They will be SO shocked.
hahaha! that would be win.
-
Not quite as much as becoming a priest,
and corrupting young novitiates though.
-
Not quite as much as becoming a priest,
and corrupting young novitiates though.
I don't know....priestwhores are *almost* cliche....
-
Not quite as much as becoming a priest,
and corrupting young novitiates though.
I don't know....priestwhores are *almost* cliche....
Traditional, my dear. I'm a traditionalist.
Plus, there are wonderful perversions of
the sacraments.
-
Not quite as much as becoming a priest,
and corrupting young novitiates though.
I don't know....priestwhores are *almost* cliche....
Traditional, my dear. I'm a traditionalist.
Plus, there are wonderful perversions of
the sacraments.
You could become just like these Warren Jeffs follower fucktwits. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19232005/?GT1=10056 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19232005/?GT1=10056)
-
Not quite as much as becoming a priest,
and corrupting young novitiates though.
I don't know....priestwhores are *almost* cliche....
Traditional, my dear. I'm a traditionalist.
Plus, there are wonderful perversions of
the sacraments.
you put the body of christ up your butt?
-
You could become just like these Warren Jeffs follower fucktwits. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19232005/?GT1=10056 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19232005/?GT1=10056)
I'd rather find things OUTSIDE my family.
I'm inbred enough.
you put the body of christ up your butt?
Oh my, no, just taken him in my mouth.
Might have to try that.
-
omg, like this is totally not a trick question:
are you ever serious?
-
omg, like this is totally not a trick question:
are you ever serious?
yes.
in fact, I've, like, answered, like, several of your questions, totally seriously. omg.
-
Stabbed you again? Talk about random.
-
Stabbed you again? Talk about random.
change your name.
-
Stabbed you again? Talk about random.
change your name.
Stop pretending to be my wife, you slag.
-
do you have a kid?
-
Stabbed you again? Talk about random.
change your name.
Stop pretending to be my wife, you slag.
I did it for you.
HMPH.
I'm going to stay at my mother's.
-
do you have a kid?
yes, I have two.
-
Stabbed you again? Talk about random.
change your name.
Stop pretending to be my wife, you slag.
I did it for you.
HMPH.
I'm going to stay at my mother's.
You just want my internet, so you can play your precious WoW. Bitch! :finger:
-
Stabbed you again? Talk about random.
change your name.
Stop pretending to be my wife, you slag.
I did it for you.
HMPH.
I'm going to stay at my mother's.
You just want my internet, so you can play your precious WoW. Bitch! :finger:
:agreed:
laser pewpewpewpew
-
What kind of career do you have, seeing as you have to support your two children?
-
What kind of career do you have, seeing as you have to support your two children?
I homeschool them.
-
What kind of career do you have, seeing as you have to support your two children?
I homeschool them.
Why don't your children want to go to school? (Don't worry, I'm not trying to judge you or anything.)
-
What kind of career do you have, seeing as you have to support your two children?
I homeschool them.
Why don't your children want to go to school? (Don't worry, I'm not trying to judge you or anything.)
they did go to school for a bit.
my younger son *never* liked it...and the teachers were using him as "the model" because he is very verbal, and he was the only one. I felt like he wasn't getting anything useful from the experience...then he was put into a K class for
just kids with autism..and again, the ONLY verbal one...and just 4 other boys in his class. he went one day, and I withdrew him.
my older son liked school through developmental pre-k and an intergrated K class...when he went to first grade, the principal separated him from everyone he knew..and the teacher was unwilling to work with him in any way...he was miserable...not eating..he lost 5 pounds in a couple of weeks...so I pulled him, too.
they both like being home much more than they ever liked school.
-
Me too. Still, don't you wonder if they're missing
out on something necessary for life?
Not that it seems to have bloody helped me.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
-
I thought it was herself
-
I thought it was herself
Is it? I thought it was some video game character.
-
How old are your two kids?
-
And how big of a cunt is the sperm do-- I mean, their father?
-
Me too. Still, don't you wonder if they're missing
out on something necessary for life?
Not that it seems to have bloody helped me.
no, I really don't.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
-
I thought it was herself
you win.
-
How old are your two kids?
six and seven.
-
And how big of a cunt is the sperm do-- I mean, their father?
I personally think he is a douche...
but he is a good dad, so I let him live.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
I never seen someone's hair that looks like a fucking multi-flavoured Calypso ice-cone before.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
I never seen someone's hair that looks like a fucking multi-flavoured Calypso ice-cone before.
now you can cross it off of your list of Things to See Before You Die.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
I never seen someone's hair that looks like a fucking multi-flavoured Calypso ice-cone before.
now you can cross it off of your list of Things to See Before You Die.
LOL!
I fucking love this broad. +
-
How old are your two kids?
six and seven.
Cool!
Almost the same as mine, six and eight. I am interested in more about home schooling, especially since you have hands on experience.
Would you consider adding to this "Home Schooling" (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2874.0) thread in the future? No urgency, it's summer break. Your real life views would be quite valuable.
BTW, I love the flavor of your sass.
-
BTW, I love the flavor of your ass.
Freudian Fixed. :laugh:
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
At the moment?
Can you send it my way for a bit?
-
BTW, I love the flavor of your ass.
Freudian Fixed. :laugh:
Eloquence is a challenge for me. I trusted that help would come.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
I never seen someone's hair that looks like a fucking multi-flavoured Calypso ice-cone before.
now you can cross it off of your list of Things to See Before You Die.
LOL!
I fucking love this broad. +
I told you yesterday to love me.
now..change your name.
-
How old are your two kids?
six and seven.
Cool!
Almost the same as mine, six and eight. I am interested in more about home schooling, especially since you have hands on experience.
Would you consider adding to this "Home Schooling" (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2874.0) thread in the future? No urgency, it's summer break. Your real life views would be quite valuable.
BTW, I love the flavor of your sass.
I shall, indeed.
and thanks. :)
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
At the moment?
Can you send it my way for a bit?
nah. I'm still using it.
-
BTW, I love the flavor of your ass.
Freudian Fixed. :laugh:
Eloquence is a challenge for me. I trusted that help would come.
:plus:
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
At the moment?
Can you send it my way for a bit?
nah. I'm still using it.
Well, package yourself along too then.
-
Who the fuck is that in your avatar?
it is fucking me.
At the moment?
Can you send it my way for a bit?
nah. I'm still using it.
Well, package yourself along too then.
kay.
-
So, what is the largest amount of people that
you've had sex with at once?
-
So, what is the largest amount of people that
you've had sex with at once?
counting myself, 5.
-
So, what is the largest amount of people that
you've had sex with at once?
counting myself, 5.
ever star in front of the camara?
-
So, what is the largest amount of people that
you've had sex with at once?
counting myself, 5.
ever star in front of the camara?
yes.
I found I didn't care for it much...instead of being coolsexypersonal porn...I was more "ack! my ass looks fat!"
-
So, what is the largest amount of people that
you've had sex with at once?
counting myself, 5.
ever star in front of the camara?
yes.
I found I didn't care for it much...instead of being coolsexypersonal porn...I was more "ack! my ass looks fat!"
... but cameras lie. Trust me on this, since I am a person who knows how to tell specific lies with a camera. Also believe me when I say that you are not the best judge of your ass. I will need to see for myself.
-
So, what is the largest amount of people that
you've had sex with at once?
counting myself, 5.
ever star in front of the camara?
yes.
I found I didn't care for it much...instead of being coolsexypersonal porn...I was more "ack! my ass looks fat!"
... but cameras lie. Trust me on this, since I am a person who knows how to tell specific lies with a camera. Also believe me when I say that you are not the best judge of your ass. I will need to see for myself.
I am so thankful to meet someone who can judge. watch your email for my ass.
-
should i watch my e-mail?
i won't judge.
but i may rub one out.
-
should i watch my e-mail?
i won't judge.
but i may rub one out.
As an aside, I find that saying just about the most unsexiest way imaginable to describe such a sexy act!
-
should i watch my e-mail?
i won't judge.
but i may rub one out.
As an aside, I find that saying just about the most unsexiest way imaginable to describe such a sexy act!
jerk off?
-
spank my monkey?
-
play with myself?
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
touch myself, down there.
-
Choke the chicken?
-
Choke the chicken?
Shoot the pistol?
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
touch myself, down there.
That sounds so Catholic school girl....stop spamming willow's thread you wanker! :laugh:
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
touch myself, down there.
That sounds so Catholic school girl....stop spamming willow's thread you wanker! :laugh:
i bet that you'd love to see me in a plaid skirt.
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
touch myself, down there.
That sounds so Catholic school girl....stop spamming willow's thread you wanker! :laugh:
i bet that you'd love to see me in a plaid skirt.
Or see you get inside my plaid skirt rather?
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
touch myself, down there.
That sounds so Catholic school girl....stop spamming willow's thread you wanker! :laugh:
i bet that you'd love to see me in a plaid skirt.
Or see you get inside my plaid skirt rather?
see how this works?
now i am going to be nice to you. ;)
-
play with myself?
Warmer...but not quite hot yet.
touch myself, down there.
That sounds so Catholic school girl....stop spamming willow's thread you wanker! :laugh:
I KNEW that aroused me for a reason, but all I could think
of was Prince - which frightened me.
Plaid skirts are so good.
-
what. the. fuck.
-
Hey, you left it undefended.
-
Hey, you left it undefended.
here is my flag. I plant it in your ass.
-
what. the. fuck.
Are you impressed with how easily Ask Away threads can go off track? I tried to tell McJ to stop spamming your thread!
-
what. the. fuck.
Are you impressed with how easily Ask Away threads can go off track? I tried to tell McJ to stop spamming your thread!
nah. not impressed...they do it so easily. :P
and he is a spam head.
thank you for trying to keep them on track. ;)
-
Hey, you left it undefended.
here is my flag. I plant it in your ass.
Use your tongue instead.
I'm really not into flags.
-
what. the. fuck.
Are you impressed with how easily Ask Away threads can go off track? I tried to tell McJ to stop spamming your thread!
nah. not impressed...they do it so easily. :P
and he is a spam head.
thank you for trying to keep them on track. ;)
Trying is the word...very trying!
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHFC6rlGsH8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHFC6rlGsH8)
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHFC6rlGsH8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHFC6rlGsH8)
Damn, my downloads are running slow...I'll have to get back to this one.
-
Hey, you left it undefended.
here is my flag. I plant it in your ass.
Use your tongue instead.
I'm really not into flags.
I plant my tongue in your ass.
-
Good girl.
-
Good girl.
<beams>
-
Good girl.
<beams>
Ah, if only you were 15.
-
Good girl.
<beams>
Ah, if only you were 15.
I am. I lied, before.
-
Good girl.
<beams>
Ah, if only you were 15.
I am. I lied, before.
Yes, lit.
-
Good girl.
<beams>
Ah, if only you were 15.
I am. I lied, before.
Yes, lit.
I read his shit. you lose.
-
Good girl.
<beams>
Ah, if only you were 15.
I am. I lied, before.
Yes, lit.
I read his shit. you lose.
Not all of it dearie. I'm rather fond of him.
Eh, he's not perfect, but not everyone can
be me.
-
Good girl.
<beams>
Ah, if only you were 15.
I am. I lied, before.
Yes, lit.
I read his shit. you lose.
Not all of it dearie. I'm rather fond of him.
Eh, he's not perfect, but not everyone can
be me.
he sized asses to pussies.
ugh.
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
So, it's not much of an objection then.
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
So, it's not much of an objection then.
I recall being appalled at the first post I read...about assfucking..pussy sizes...and the like...that I would be compared to this person.
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
So, it's not much of an objection then.
I recall being appalled at the first post I read...about assfucking..pussy sizes...and the like...that I would be compared to this person.
You don't like assfucking and pussies with dimensions?
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
So, it's not much of an objection then.
I recall being appalled at the first post I read...about assfucking..pussy sizes...and the like...that I would be compared to this person.
You don't like assfucking and pussies with dimensions?
+
not all on the same platter. I don't like my food to touch.
-
not all on the same platter. I don't like my food to touch.
So you say. Going to have to break you of that, I fear.
-
not all on the same platter. I don't like my food to touch.
So you say. Going to have to break you of that, I fear.
try me.
my internet keeps borking. it is kind of pissing me off.
-
not all on the same platter. I don't like my food to touch.
So you say. Going to have to break you of that, I fear.
try me.
my internet keeps borking. it is kind of pissing me off.
Wireless?
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
So, it's not much of an objection then.
I recall being appalled at the first post I read...about assfucking..pussy sizes...and the like...that I would be compared to this person.
You think you are offended now...just wait til someone hints that you would like to fuck that creep!
Uggh.
-
Sized? Not sure what you mean.
I don't know either.
So, it's not much of an objection then.
I recall being appalled at the first post I read...about assfucking..pussy sizes...and the like...that I would be compared to this person.
You think you are offended now...just wait til someone hints that you would like to fuck that creep!
Uggh.
Actually, I was rather thinking that.
Though I don't know if being accused
of BEING him is worse.
He just needs to find love. Which, admittedly
is more difficult, given how he is, but I suspect
would turn him around a great deal.
-
what. the. fuck.
Are you impressed with how easily Ask Away threads can go off track? I tried to tell McJ to stop spamming your thread!
nah. not impressed...they do it so easily. :P
and he is a spam head.
thank you for trying to keep them on track. ;)
are you calling me fat? :laugh:
-
How do you feel about making friends on the internet? Had any bad experiences with them?
-
are you calling me fat? :laugh:
No, you're just big boned cartman. ::)
-
what. the. fuck.
Are you impressed with how easily Ask Away threads can go off track? I tried to tell McJ to stop spamming your thread!
nah. not impressed...they do it so easily. :P
and he is a spam head.
thank you for trying to keep them on track. ;)
are you calling me fat? :laugh:
yes. duh.
-
How do you feel about making friends on the internet? Had any bad experiences with them?
I prefer making friends on the internet first, before I let anyone into my dance space.
yes. some bad experiences...but still much less than I have had in the past, what with the clubbing and barhopping and shit.
-
not all on the same platter. I don't like my food to touch.
So you say. Going to have to break you of that, I fear.
try me.
my internet keeps borking. it is kind of pissing me off.
Wireless?
no. I have no clue why it is being sucha cockblock...but it has been all day today, as well.
last time it was like this..a squirrel had munched the outside wires.
I hope the hairy fucker fried.
-
My wireless is shut down. >:(
I've only skewered, but not cooked,
the fuzzy nutted ones.
-
My wireless is shut down. >:(
I've only skewered, but not cooked,
the fuzzy nutted ones.
what a waste of tail.
-
So, ever had three guys in at once?
-
So, ever had three guys in at once?
in the same...place? or just 3 guys at the same time?
-
So, ever had three guys in at once?
in the same...place? or just 3 guys at the same time?
Same time, all holes at once.
-
So, ever had three guys in at once?
in the same...place? or just 3 guys at the same time?
Same time, all holes at once.
no. 3 guys...mouth/hand/cunt.
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
-
Since I live near Disneyland (The ORIGINAL) and you're in Florida (near Orlando by chance??) Which do you think is best: Land or World??
-
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
Intend on keeping it that way?
-
Since I live near Disneyland (The ORIGINAL) and you're in Florida (near Orlando by chance??) Which do you think is best??
the Magic Kingdom.
I live on the east coast...and hour due east form orlando.
I worked at the MK...so I'm biased...Disneyland (well, prior to any expansions in the last 8 years) can fit in the parking lot for the Magic Kingdom, and there will still be room for 500 cars.
odd the insignificant bits of fact a brain can retain.
-
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
Intend on keeping it that way?
no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.
well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
-
Since I live near Disneyland (The ORIGINAL) and you're in Florida (near Orlando by chance??) Which do you think is best??
the Magic Kingdom.
I live on the east coast...and hour due east form orlando.
I worked at the MK...so I'm biased...Disneyland (well, prior to any expansions in the last 8 years) can fit in the parking lot for the Magic Kingdom, and there will still be room for 500 cars.
odd the insignificant bits of fact a brain can retain.
When Disneyland was built, It was on the edge of Anaheim and there wasn't much around it. The city grew around it soon after and now has a population of 500,000. Disneyland can't grow without kicking people out of their homes, and digging up several major city streets (3-4 lanes each direction). I thankfully never lived near it, but I"ve always been close enough to hear the fireworks at night.
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.
Does the thought interest you?
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.
Does the thought interest you?
muchly.
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.
Does the thought interest you?
muchly.
Even if it meant having your food touch?
-
willow, i would ask you more questions, but i prefer to ask leading questions. and calandales drivel makes it difficult to have a conversation. sorry.
-
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
Intend on keeping it that way?
no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.
well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.
You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?
-
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
Intend on keeping it that way?
no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.
well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.
You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?
ummm...no.
0/10
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.
Does the thought interest you?
muchly.
Even if it meant having your food touch?
I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....:P
-
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
Intend on keeping it that way?
no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.
well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.
You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?
ummm...no.
0/10
I don't need to be scored; I'm always a winner, baby -- that's no lie.
-
I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....:P
Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?
-
I don't need to be scored; I'm always a weiner, baby -- that's no lie.
Fixed.
-
I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....:P
Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?
true enough.
-
my ass is a total virgin, my friend.
Intend on keeping it that way?
no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.
well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.
You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?
ummm...no.
0/10
I don't need to be scored; I'm always a winner, baby -- that's no lie.
awww, how cute that you think that. <pats your head>
-
I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....:P
Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?
true enough.
So, does emotional pain count?
-
I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....:P
Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?
true enough.
So, does emotional pain count?
now what fun is that?
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.
Does the thought interest you?
muchly.
Even if it meant having your food touch?
Do you have any food/sex fettishes??
-
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)
10000! :asthing:
not really. a finger here and there.
wanna volunteer?
Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.
Does the thought interest you?
muchly.
Even if it meant having your food touch?
Do you have any food/sex fettishes??
food..no.
sex..perhaps.
-
food..no.
sex..perhaps.
Whips and chains?? Handcuffs??
-
food..no.
sex..perhaps.
Whips and chains?? Handcuffs??
you say true, I say thankya.
-
food..no.
sex..perhaps.
Whips and chains?? Handcuffs??
you say true, I say thankya.
Do you like to give? or take? orrrr Both?
-
So, does emotional pain count?
now what fun is that?
If you ever ride the whirwind, you'd know.
-
food..no.
sex..perhaps.
Whips and chains?? Handcuffs??
you say true, I say thankya.
Do you like to give? or take? orrrr Both?
mmmm...80% take, 20% give.
-
So, does emotional pain count?
now what fun is that?
If you ever ride the whirwind, you'd know.
that sounds like a ride at the carnival that is put together by scary dirty drunk men that may or may not come apart mid-spin, and will definitely make people hurl.
-
So, does emotional pain count?
now what fun is that?
If you ever ride the whirwind, you'd know.
that sounds like a ride at the carnival that is put together by scary dirty drunk men that may or may not come apart mid-spin, and will definitely make people hurl.
Never tried it at the carnival much,
but if you're game. Otherwise, the
description is apt enough.
-
So, does emotional pain count?
now what fun is that?
If you ever ride the whirwind, you'd know.
that sounds like a ride at the carnival that is put together by scary dirty drunk men that may or may not come apart mid-spin, and will definitely make people hurl.
Never tried it at the carnival much,
but if you're game. Otherwise, the
description is apt enough.
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
-
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
Pity. Feels great. Just make certain not
to let it out, and swallow after.
-
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
Pity. Feels great. Just make certain not
to let it out, and swallow after.
anyone who says it feels great to puke, hold it in, then swallow it...is just bullshitting to try to seem "extreme".
and if not...ACK.
-
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
Pity. Feels great. Just make certain not
to let it out, and swallow after.
anyone who says it feels great to puke, hold it in, then swallow it...is just bullshitting to try to seem "extreme".
and if not...ACK.
I rather meant to be puked AROUND.
-
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
Pity. Feels great. Just make certain not
to let it out, and swallow after.
anyone who says it feels great to puke, hold it in, then swallow it...is just bullshitting to try to seem "extreme".
and if not...ACK.
I rather meant to be puked AROUND.
well..I'm still not certain what that means...but in my head...AAAACCCCKKK.
-
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
Pity. Feels great. Just make certain not
to let it out, and swallow after.
anyone who says it feels great to puke, hold it in, then swallow it...is just bullshitting to try to seem "extreme".
and if not...ACK.
I rather meant to be puked AROUND.
well..I'm still not certain what that means...but in my head...AAAACCCCKKK.
It's easier to deal with after
imbibing too much.
-
I don't really like puking. that is why bulemia will never be for me.
Pity. Feels great. Just make certain not
to let it out, and swallow after.
anyone who says it feels great to puke, hold it in, then swallow it...is just bullshitting to try to seem "extreme".
and if not...ACK.
I rather meant to be puked AROUND.
well..I'm still not certain what that means...but in my head...AAAACCCCKKK.
It's easier to deal with after
imbibing too much.
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
-
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
I find straw painful.
-
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
I find straw painful.
<nods>
and peppermint.
<shudder>
-
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
I find straw painful.
<nods>
and peppermint.
<shudder>
Try Ben Gay.
-
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
I find straw painful.
<nods>
and peppermint.
<shudder>
Try Ben Gay.
pass.
-
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
I find straw painful.
<nods>
and peppermint.
<shudder>
Try Ben Gay.
pass.
And I thought you LIKED a bit of pain.
Wimp.
-
well, sure. drunk people are like The Scarecrow.
but in general....puking for ANY reason = No No Bad Dog.
I find straw painful.
<nods>
and peppermint.
<shudder>
Try Ben Gay.
pass.
And I thought you LIKED a bit of pain.
Wimp.
yes. assume I pass because I am afraid, and not because I have experienced it and found it less than pleasant.
you win.
-
yes. assume I pass because I am afraid, and not because I have experienced it and found it less than pleasant.
you win.
Either way, I'm right.
And yes, I always do.
-
yes. assume I pass because I am afraid, and not because I have experienced it and found it less than pleasant.
you win.
Either way, I'm right.
And yes, I always do.
<snort>
it must feel safe and warm, in there.
-
yes. assume I pass because I am afraid, and not because I have experienced it and found it less than pleasant.
you win.
Either way, I'm right.
And yes, I always do.
<snort>
it must feel safe and warm, in there.
It does, with all the gas I'm passing.
-
yes. assume I pass because I am afraid, and not because I have experienced it and found it less than pleasant.
you win.
Either way, I'm right.
And yes, I always do.
<snort>
it must feel safe and warm, in there.
It does, with all the gas I'm passing.
godDAMN, you are hot.
-
yes. assume I pass because I am afraid, and not because I have experienced it and found it less than pleasant.
you win.
Either way, I'm right.
And yes, I always do.
<snort>
it must feel safe and warm, in there.
It does, with all the gas I'm passing.
godDAMN, you are hot.
You frighten me.
-
ignore the dancing fool, marmalade girl, and tell me this:
do you love me?
-
do you love me?
If she does, she's stepping out on me, and then there will be hell to pay.
-
do you love me?
If she does, she's stepping out on me, and then there will be hell to pay.
don't be such a spoily woily - i'll let you love me too. :-*
-
don't be such a spoily woily - i'll let you love me too. :-*
What, again?
Well, I'm not doing anything Saturday.
-
do you love me?
If she does, she's stepping out on me, and then there will be hell to pay.
So Lucifer would have to pay hell? Is hell her pimp now? Lucifer practically owns hell, so she wouldn't have to pay anything.
-
don't be such a spoily woily - i'll let you love me too. :-*
What, again?
Well, I'm not doing anything Saturday.
good - i've been waiting fucking AGES for you to come back and finish the job properly.
(best book most of sunday too, then).
-
do you love me?
If she does, she's stepping out on me, and then there will be hell to pay.
So Lucifer would have to pay hell? Is hell her pimp now? Lucifer practically owns hell, so she wouldn't have to pay anything.
i'm not paying for sex! well, only in kind - "i shag you, you shag me," sort of thing. and that was a Phrase Or Saying, not an invitation, alex179. :P
-
good - i've been waiting fucking AGES for you to come back and finish the job properly.
Yeah baby, that's called 'tantric'
-
good - i've been waiting fucking AGES for you to come back and finish the job properly.
Yeah baby, that's called 'tantric'
oh, the 35,000 points of pleasure, eh?
i didn't think it was tantric, though. more like tantamount to not having sex at all. if i want to breathe at someone for a week, i'll go in for paramedic work, and resuscitate people. ::)
-
i didn't think it was tantric, though. more like tantamount to not having sex at all.
Hush darling, that's just the roofies talking.
-
i didn't think it was tantric, though. more like tantamount to not having sex at all.
Hush darling, that's just the roofies talking.
gods, but you're filthy. talk dirty to me some more, big boy.
(p.s. - what's a roofie? :asthing: )
-
(p.s. - what's a roofie? :asthing: )
Umm, it's like having charm, grace, tact, good looks, money, and a giant cock.
Except in pill form.
-
can you get them on prescription? :drool:
oh, hang on a minute - i'm not sure i want a giant cock. it'd never fit in my latex trousers.
-
oh, hang on a minute - i'm not sure i want a giant cock. it'd never fit in my latex trousers.
Huh... I haven't had any troubles yet.
-
oh, hang on a minute - i'm not sure i want a giant cock. it'd never fit in my latex trousers.
Huh... I haven't had any troubles yet.
you liar. what about that time you needed me to come over with baby powder to help you and your latex pants?
-
you liar. what about that time you needed me to come over with baby powder to help you and your latex pants?
*nod* Smartest purchase of pants two sizes too small evar.
-
you liar. what about that time you needed me to come over with baby powder to help you and your latex pants?
*nod* Smartest purchase of pants two sizes too small evar.
except we wasted a whole bottle of powder and broke two spatulas.
-
except we wasted a whole bottle of powder and broke two spatulas.
You say 'wasted', I say 'invested'.
-
/sings...
"you say tomato, and i say tomato...
let's call the whole thing off!"
sigh. you young things will probably never get the reference... :'(
go for PVC instead, then - less muss, less fuss. (except when you go out dancing in the middle of january, and the sweat stays inside, and freezes on the way home. this is true. don't try it at home, children. chafing is a nasty experience).
-
sigh. you young things will probably never get the reference... :'(
Young folk aren't allowed to like Louis Armstrong?
Damn, I am a rebel.
-
fred astaire, baybee.
Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!
I had to quote it...but I knew the song in my head when you sang it.
-
did ol' satchmo do it too? how cool is that? mind you, i wouldn't have his cheeks for anything. fancy having a floppy face. yuck.
fred astaire, baybee.
Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!
I had to quote it...but I knew the song in my head when you sang it.
that's the one! oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.
:eyelash:
-
that's the one! oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.
:eyelash:
So _you're_ the one what's been spreading all the rumors!
-
that's the one! oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.
:eyelash:
So _you're_ the one what's been spreading all the rumors!
she is evil. Smite Her.
-
ooooh, smiting! i haven't had a decent smite for absolute ages. just make sure you get a black cockerel - those dark brown ones are simply just not de rigeur, dahhhhhhling.
:angel:
-
ooooh, smiting! i haven't had a decent smite for absolute ages. just make sure you get a black cockerel - those dark brown ones are simply just not de rigeur, dahhhhhhling.
:angel:
We believe in a good vegitarian smite. You'll get silken tofu and like it.
-
okay, okay.
fucking New Age, girly daemons. ::)
i happen to like silken tofu, as it happens. but you really can't beat a sacrificial virgin, you know. well, you can, but they look better onthe altar without bruising.
ah me: how i long for the Good Old Days, when a sacrifice was a sacrifice, and a prick was a phallus... :violin:
-
that's the one! oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.
:eyelash:
So _you're_ the one what's been spreading all the rumors!
she is evil. Smite Her.
OH, I shant stop there.
-
shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. :razz:
-
shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. :razz:
wait wait...is this where "pissed" means "drunk"?
-
shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. :razz:
wait wait...is this where "pissed" means "drunk"?
He may have found himself in range, while she was tuning up one of her small cats-o-nine-tails
-
yes, it's the brit version of pissed.
and i don't have a cat-o'-nine-tails. i have got a scourge, though... :eyebrows:
-
shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. :razz:
I'm at my best drunk.
Or worst. Certainly most
violent.
and i don't have a cat-o'-nine-tails. i have got a scourge, though... :eyebrows:
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.
-
shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. :razz:
I'm at my best drunk.
Or worst. Certainly most
violent.
and i don't have a cat-o'-nine-tails. i have got a scourge, though... :eyebrows:
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.
okay...y'all are turning me on. you have to stop. :P
-
okay...y'all are turning me on. you have to stop. :P
Why on EARTH is that an impetus to stop?
-
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.
no - why on earth would i want to?
okay...y'all are turning me on. you have to stop. :P
Why on EARTH is that an impetus to stop?
QFT. :eyebrows:
-
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.
no - why on earth would i want to?
okay...y'all are turning me on. you have to stop. :P
Why on EARTH is that an impetus to stop?
QFT. :eyebrows:
<grin>
-
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.
no - why on earth would i want to?
I assumed you wanted it to be effective.
-
I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.
no - why on earth would i want to?
I assumed you wanted it to be effective.
it is. some of us don't need gadgets and superficial enhancements.
-
Hey, you left it undefended.
here is my flag. I plant it in your ass.
Use your tongue instead.
I'm really not into flags.
I plant my tongue in your ass.
I wish there was a vomit emotocom.
-
I wish there was a vomit emotocom.
take your pick: :puke: :happypuke:
-
I wish there was a vomit emotocom.
take your pick: :puke: :happypuke:
I pick the first one :laugh:
-
but why tho.... having a vomiting emote is just well so so so so sad.
-
fuck off badger... you have to ask why we need a vom-icon from some of the stuff we've had posted here? :eyebrows:
-
fuck off badger... you have to ask why we need a vom-icon from some of the stuff we've had posted here? :eyebrows:
>:D
-
fuck off badger... you have to ask why we need a vom-icon from some of the stuff we've had posted here? :eyebrows:
especially since Spokane Girl showed up ........
-
:laugh:
willow! you're too quiet - where've you been? :-*
-
:laugh:
willow! you're too quiet - where've you been? :-*
I had the flu. it was fucking suck on toast.
I'm clean now. wanna make out? :eyebrows:
-
You suck toast?
-
:laugh:
willow! you're too quiet - where've you been? :-*
I had the flu. it was fucking suck on toast.
I'm clean now. wanna make out? :eyebrows:
cor, yeah! i'll make the toast, and we'll have a toast sucking fest, eh? :-*
(glad to hear you're better).
-
:laugh:
willow! you're too quiet - where've you been? :-*
I had the flu. it was fucking suck on toast.
I'm clean now. wanna make out? :eyebrows:
cor, yeah! i'll make the toast, and we'll have a toast sucking fest, eh? :-*
(glad to hear you're better).
thank you. :)
-
:-*
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
-
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
It's true, she's terribly uppity like that.
-
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
It's true, she's terribly uppity like that.
ring ring..............ring ring...............ring ring.........
hello, Pot? yeah, hi! Kettle, here....
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint. i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too. i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect? move somewhere with proper time. :P
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint. i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too. i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect? move somewhere with proper time. :P
I sent you several mental messages to get your ass online.
what the fuck is a dozy bint??? get a real language, hag. :P
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint. i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too. i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect? move somewhere with proper time. :P
I sent you several mental messages to get your ass online.
ah, well there's the rub, then - i haven't got a donkey.
what the fuck is a dozy bint??? get a real language, hag. :P
ooooooh, i love it when you're all butch. :heart:
anyway - me? a hag? too fucking right! :witch:
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint. i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too. i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect? move somewhere with proper time. :P
I sent you several mental messages to get your ass online.
ah, well there's the rub, then - i haven't got a donkey.
what the fuck is a dozy bint??? get a real language, hag. :P
ooooooh, i love it when you're all butch. :heart:
anyway - me? a hag? too fucking right! :witch:
what self respecting witch doesn't have a donkey?
you're going to make me google "dozy bint", aren't you? :P
-
you know you want to. :eyebrows:
but i'll save you the effort: dozy = dozy, and "bint" is an arabic word, which actually means "daughter", but is used over here as a slightly derogatory word for a woman of low class. of course, if I use a slightly derogatory word, it probably means i love you.
-
you know you want to. :eyebrows:
but i'll save you the effort: dozy = dozy, and "bint" is an arabic word, which actually means "daughter", but is used over here as a slightly derogatory word for a woman of low class. of course, if I use a slightly derogatory word, it probably means i love you.
dirty hooker? :eyebrows:
ahhhh. the uppity cunt is here. that makes life much less fun.
-
two timing bitch! :grrr:
-
two timing bitch! :grrr:
nah.
I don't love her.
I want her to die.
that isn't two timing...is it? :eyebrows:
-
oh, i thought you wanting people to die was a sign of your undying affection.
sorry - my mistake. :asthing:
-
oh, i thought you wanting people to die was a sign of your undying affection.
sorry - my mistake. :asthing:
only if they die whilst calling out their devotions to my name.
if not...they are just a wad of fucking lemons. errrr.. lemmings.
-
that's an insult to lemons.
so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
-
that's an insult to lemons.
so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
shake. it. off.
you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. :P
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
Celestial?
-
that's an insult to lemons.
so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
shake. it. off.
you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. :P
oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
Celestial?
as you say.
-
that's an insult to lemons.
so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
shake. it. off.
you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. :P
oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).
completely depraved. resetting the definition of depraved.
-
that's an insult to lemons.
so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
shake. it. off.
you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. :P
oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).
completely depraved. resetting the definition of depraved.
in which case, it has to be done properly - plenty of empirical evidence, repeating the testing, and verifying everything to within an inch of its life.
i'll clear my diary for a few weeks, shall i?
-
that's an insult to lemons.
so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
shake. it. off.
you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. :P
oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).
completely depraved. resetting the definition of depraved.
in which case, it has to be done properly - plenty of empirical evidence, repeating the testing, and verifying everything to within an inch of its life.
i'll clear my diary for a few weeks, shall i?
<Nods>
at least that. perhaps a week more.
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
Celestial?
as you say.
Surely you don't mean to tempt me into
trying again?
-
lol. would you ever listen to these two whingey whiners?
:rofl:
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
I'm pretty sure you called myself and other people with my opinion fem-nazis, or something very close.
that makes you an ignorant ass.
I can put it past that you are an ignorant ass, if you can.
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
Celestial?
as you say.
Surely you don't mean to tempt me into
trying again?
why not? I've got some room clear on my schedule.
-
lol. would you ever listen to these two whingey whiners?
:rofl:
only for fun. :P
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
I'm pretty sure you called myself and other people with my opinion fem-nazis, or something very close.
that makes you an ignorant ass.
I can put it past that you are an ignorant ass, if you can.
fair enough. i know that i'm not perfect.
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
I'm pretty sure you called myself and other people with my opinion fem-nazis, or something very close.
that makes you an ignorant ass.
I can put it past that you are an ignorant ass, if you can.
fair enough. i know that i'm not perfect.
high five.
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
I'm pretty sure you called myself and other people with my opinion fem-nazis, or something very close.
that makes you an ignorant ass.
I can put it past that you are an ignorant ass, if you can.
fair enough. i know that i'm not perfect.
high five.
down low.
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
I'm pretty sure you called myself and other people with my opinion fem-nazis, or something very close.
that makes you an ignorant ass.
I can put it past that you are an ignorant ass, if you can.
fair enough. i know that i'm not perfect.
high five.
down low.
umm..you're too slow?
(wasn't there supposed to be "up high" in there? )
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
better be the hypoallergenic stuff this time - i couldn't get rid of the fucking chafing for days, last time. :(
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
better be the hypoallergenic stuff this time - i couldn't get rid of the fucking chafing for days, last time. :(
sorry about that. :-[
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
better be the hypoallergenic stuff this time - i couldn't get rid of the fucking chafing for days, last time. :(
sorry about that. :-[
well, just be a bit more considerate next time. anyway, it's my turn to be dom. :dominatrix:
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
better be the hypoallergenic stuff this time - i couldn't get rid of the fucking chafing for days, last time. :(
sorry about that. :-[
well, just be a bit more considerate next time. anyway, it's my turn to be dom. :dominatrix:
<sigh> you ALWAYS get the good latex.
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
better be the hypoallergenic stuff this time - i couldn't get rid of the fucking chafing for days, last time. :(
sorry about that. :-[
well, just be a bit more considerate next time. anyway, it's my turn to be dom. :dominatrix:
<sigh> you ALWAYS get the good latex.
tell you what - i'll sponge it down afterwards this time, okay?
-
what about that bit in the middle? surely it deserves some attention?
are you volunteering? :eyebrows:
have you got a spare hour or six? :-*
/runs off to clean fingernails
yup. lemme get the duct tape, and six hours you shall have.
better be the hypoallergenic stuff this time - i couldn't get rid of the fucking chafing for days, last time. :(
sorry about that. :-[
well, just be a bit more considerate next time. anyway, it's my turn to be dom. :dominatrix:
<sigh> you ALWAYS get the good latex.
tell you what - i'll sponge it down afterwards this time, okay?
:plus:
-
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.
i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.
in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.
so can we?
can we put this behind us?
I'm pretty sure you called myself and other people with my opinion fem-nazis, or something very close.
that makes you an ignorant ass.
I can put it past that you are an ignorant ass, if you can.
fair enough. i know that i'm not perfect.
high five.
down low.
umm..you're too slow?
(wasn't there supposed to be "up high" in there? )
i quit doing drugs.
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
Celestial?
as you say.
Surely you don't mean to tempt me into
trying again?
why not? I've got some room clear on my schedule.
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
-
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
Step one: Get a box
-
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
Step one: Get a box
Got one.
-
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
Step one: Get a box
Got one.
Step two: cut a hole in the box
-
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
Step one: Get a box
Got one.
Step two: cut a hole in the box
I can't do that. It would hurt the owner.
-
:-*
okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??
Celestial?
as you say.
Surely you don't mean to tempt me into
trying again?
why not? I've got some room clear on my schedule.
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
I love it when you teach me lovin'. :eyelash:
-
It's not your schedule that I'd like to fill.
I love it when you teach me lovin'. :eyelash:
You need the amusement?? :LMAO:
-
:laugh:
-
step three - put your junk in that box
-
Do you like Rammstein?
-
Willow, what is it exactly that happened between you and my grandmother that she keeps demanding me to tell you she wants a rematch and then breaks down and starts crying about how you broke her heart? That's not cool. She's my grammy.
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
-
Willow, what is it exactly that happened between you and my grandmother that she keeps demanding me to tell you she wants a rematch and then breaks down and starts crying about how you broke her heart? That's not cool. She's my grammy.
listen...she played ME, man. do you know what it is like to be duped and dumped by a woman three times your own age???? oh...the SHAME. :'(
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
Band :D
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
Band :D
I was pretty sure it was either a person or a band. :D
should I listen to this band?
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
Band :D
I was pretty sure it was either a person or a band. :D
should I listen to this band?
I would say yes, but then I'm biased. 8)
Do you like industrial/metal/german?
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
Band :D
I was pretty sure it was either a person or a band. :D
should I listen to this band?
I would say yes, but then I'm biased. 8)
Do you like industrial/metal/german?
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
Band :D
I was pretty sure it was either a person or a band. :D
should I listen to this band?
I would say yes, but then I'm biased. 8)
Do you like industrial/metal/german?
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You should listen to Rammstein then!
-
Do you like Rammstein?
I have no idea who that is, though I know you adore this person/thing/cat/plant/band.
Band :D
I was pretty sure it was either a person or a band. :D
should I listen to this band?
I would say yes, but then I'm biased. 8)
Do you like industrial/metal/german?
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You should listen to Rammstein then!
<nods> I shall.
-
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You hate country music too??
-
step three - put your junk in that box
I'll not be seperated from it.
Sorry, you'll have to use a
stand in.
-
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You hate country music too??
i do. i'd rather perforate my eardrums.
-
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You hate country music too??
i do. i'd rather perforate my eardrums.
I WAS asking willow, but... :agreed:
-
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You hate country music too??
yes. it isn't even music. it is verbal diarrhea.
-
step three - put your junk in that box
I'll not be seperated from it.
Sorry, you'll have to use a
stand in.
<sigh> you put it through the hole, man. THROUGH THE HOLE.
observe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OoCC3Wzrg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OoCC3Wzrg)
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnjBtt3WNY
-
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You hate country music too??
yes. it isn't even music. it is verbal diarrhea.
Awww.. give some credit to old school honky tonk style country for the atmosphere.
-
step three - put your junk in that box
I'll not be seperated from it.
Sorry, you'll have to use a
stand in.
<sigh> you put it through the hole, man. THROUGH THE HOLE.
observe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OoCC3Wzrg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OoCC3Wzrg)
I don't fuck politicos. Unless they're belgian.
-
I do.
I like any music that isn't country, really..and I enjoy listening to music I've never heard before.
You hate country music too??
yes. it isn't even music. it is verbal diarrhea.
Awww.. give some credit to old school honky tonk style country for the atmosphere.
okay....3 credits. but really..that doesn't count as country, you know? I mean, it does...but it doesn't.
(look at me, I make SENSE! :P )
-
step three - put your junk in that box
I'll not be seperated from it.
Sorry, you'll have to use a
stand in.
<sigh> you put it through the hole, man. THROUGH THE HOLE.
observe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OoCC3Wzrg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OoCC3Wzrg)
I don't fuck politicos. Unless they're belgian.
the belgians are frightened, auntie em.
-
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
-
what toys did you have when you were a child?
did you have a green machine?
-
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
my email....drudge report....post secret.
-
what toys did you have when you were a child?
did you have a green machine?
I guess it depends on what age range you're talking about...
mmm..I had a lot of toy horses...mousetrap...legos....a dirt bike....some barbies.
-
what toys did you have when you were a child?
did you have a green machine?
I guess it depends on what age range you're talking about...
mmm..I had a lot of toy horses...mousetrap...legos....a dirt bike....some barbies.
mouse trap was cool.
were you a typical girly girl?
-
what toys did you have when you were a child?
did you have a green machine?
I guess it depends on what age range you're talking about...
mmm..I had a lot of toy horses...mousetrap...legos....a dirt bike....some barbies.
mouse trap was cool.
were you a typical girly girl?
no, never.
I was always playing football with the boys while the girls played dress up. ::)
-
i remember when i was 4 i used to go up the street and play barbies with a girl named debbie.
then my parents made it a point to buy me anything i wanted that was GI Joe.
-
i remember when i was 4 i used to go up the street and play barbies with a girl named debbie.
then my parents made it a point to buy me anything i wanted that was GI Joe.
I find that disturbing.
-
will you marry me? :heart:
-
will you marry me? :heart:
I thought you'd never ask. :eyelash:
-
:woohoo:
so, now can we go and carry on trying to shag everyone else? or are we going to have a honeymoon?
and i'm up for a Gaultier number for The Outfit - how about you?
-
:woohoo:
so, now can we go and carry on trying to shag everyone else? or are we going to have a honeymoon?
and i'm up for a Gaultier number for The Outfit - how about you?
let's shag everyone else.
I am on your side about The Outfit, natch.
-
'ray!
/rushes off to find pics of gaultier numbers...
-
oooooh, too hard to choose!
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38722000/jpg/_38722979_gaultier2x3ap.jpg)
(http://www.fashionencyclopedia.com/images/sjcf_01_img0153.jpg)
actually, i think i'll go for this look:
(http://www.oceanperfumes.co.uk/images/productimages/143_1.jpg)
-
oooooh, too hard to choose!
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38722000/jpg/_38722979_gaultier2x3ap.jpg)
(http://www.fashionencyclopedia.com/images/sjcf_01_img0153.jpg)
actually, i think i'll go for this look:
(http://www.oceanperfumes.co.uk/images/productimages/143_1.jpg)
dose this last one come in an extra small size?
-
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
-
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
no.
-
Why not? :(
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
How conformist.
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
How conformist.
conform this.
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
:plus:
Seriously, there no point in posting that in everyone's ask thread..
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
:plus:
Seriously, there no point in posting that in everyone's ask thread..
thank you.
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
How conformist.
conform this.
To my mouth, or what?
-
Why not? :(
because you asked EVERYONE.
I rebel against conformity.
How conformist.
conform this.
To my mouth, or what?
if you are lucky.
-
Do you skate for a roller derby team?
-
Do you skate for a roller derby team?
yes.
-
Do you skate for a roller derby team?
yes.
Awesome, which position do you play? My wife was a Carolina Rollergirl for a while, then she fucked up her knee and we moved too far away to make practice regularly.
-
Do you skate for a roller derby team?
yes.
Awesome, which position do you play? My wife was a Carolina Rollergirl for a while, then she fucked up her knee and we moved too far away to make practice regularly.
jammer.
crap...knees are the worst...how is she now?
-
Are you diagnosed?
-
Do you skate for a roller derby team?
yes.
Awesome, which position do you play? My wife was a Carolina Rollergirl for a while, then she fucked up her knee and we moved too far away to make practice regularly.
jammer.
crap...knees are the worst...how is she now?
Better. Just gave a pair of skates away, hasn't been on any for a while now though. She was a blocker.
You look like a jammer.
Have you seen my t-shirt?
http://www.cafepress.com/campsohcahtoa/2424870 (http://www.cafepress.com/campsohcahtoa/2424870)
-
That is cool that you play a sport. I imagine you can get hurt doing that haha. Well you are somewhat sadomasochistic right? Your team is competitive I assume and not just casual?
-
Are you diagnosed?
yes....just recently...january. my boys are both on the spectrum.
I don't really toss it out that I was diagnosed...I don't want the blame that I know
some ignorant assholes would toss at me.
-
Do you skate for a roller derby team?
yes.
Awesome, which position do you play? My wife was a Carolina Rollergirl for a while, then she fucked up her knee and we moved too far away to make practice regularly.
jammer.
crap...knees are the worst...how is she now?
Better. Just gave a pair of skates away, hasn't been on any for a while now though. She was a blocker.
You look like a jammer.
Have you seen my t-shirt?
http://www.cafepress.com/campsohcahtoa/2424870 (http://www.cafepress.com/campsohcahtoa/2424870)
I haven't seen it....I am all over it right now.
-
That is cool that you play a sport. I imagine you can get hurt doing that haha. Well you are somewhat sadomasochistic right? Your team is competitive I assume and not just casual?
competitive, for sure.
yeah, I like pain. all kinds...
-
would having sex with you be more like a hurricane or an earthquake?
-
would having sex with you be more like a hurricane or an earthquake?
Either one, just as long as you're in a room full of broken glass and rusty nails.
(Is my theory, anyway)
-
competitive, for sure.
yeah, I like pain. all kinds...
That is cool you do a sport and its not just casual. I imagine it is pretty rough like what I have seen on TV. I am pretty sure I heard SM people have safe words that keep things from going too far. Is that the case, or is anything outside of shock inducing pain and death fair game?
-
are you a lesbian?
-
I took Willow as someone with bisexual tendencies, judging by the material she has written.
-
competitive, for sure.
yeah, I like pain. all kinds...
Competition is fun to a degree that is for sure. Is it true that S&M people have safe words just in case things are starting to go too far?
-
yes.
i'm not into S&M myself, but the safe word is more or less a given. same as fetish clubs - very strict rules and boundaries.
-
i'm not into S&M myself, but the safe word is more or less a given. same as fetish clubs - very strict rules and boundaries.
i disagree.
i think that a trusted person would be better. IMHO, it would diminish the pleasure if you knew that a simple word was an easy out.
then again, i wouldn't get into any of the brutally painful, or life threatening bullshit.
-
competitive, for sure.
yeah, I like pain. all kinds...
Competition is fun to a degree that is for sure. Is it true that S&M people have safe words just in case things are starting to go too far?
Some do, some don't. It depends on the relationship between the Dom and Sub and the degree of trust that they share.
-
Yeah that makes sense, safe words especially if you can't trust someone to control themselves. I wouldn't have such a problem myself I think. I would think the majority of people follow some sort or rules or use safe words to some extent, even if someone is trusted maybe. I don't think I would be into truly life threatening or serious injury related crap either. I am just curious haha.
-
lol.
-
lol.
It wasn't that funny. I know a freaky girl who claims to be into rape. I asked if she meant simulated with safe words and shit. She shows me the bite marks she has and she sometimes has bruises on her neck (likes erotic asphyxiation). She freely divulges the fact that she is into being raped by men lol. Also she will attempt to steal the shirt of most guys who sleep with her haha. I don't talk to her anymore. I just think Lizz likes to talk shit to men's faces about how bad she is going to ruin them in bed, but I would venture she really has some set of rules (she claims to not though).
I just wanted to know how common/uncommon the whole safe word thing was. Since you don't hear about a shitload of injuries/deaths from that type of sex, you would think there would be rules followed by the majority.
-
nah, i was just fucking with you. given the tiff you and eamonn had about the word acronym lol.
-
nah, i was just fucking with you. given the tiff you and eamonn had about the word acronym lol.
Yeah he seemed overly sensitive about people using lol when referring to something really fucked up or wrong. I laugh at fucked up stuff all the damn time. I don't mind people laughing at my posts at all, just want to know what part they actually think is funny. Well since I don't always try to make people laugh.
-
lol.
It wasn't that funny. I know a freaky girl who claims to be into rape. I asked if she meant simulated with safe words and shit. She shows me the bite marks she has and she sometimes has bruises on her neck (likes erotic asphyxiation). She freely divulges the fact that she is into being raped by men lol. Also she will attempt to steal the shirt of most guys who sleep with her haha. I don't talk to her anymore. I just think Lizz likes to talk shit to men's faces about how bad she is going to ruin them in bed, but I would venture she really has some set of rules (she claims to not though).
I just wanted to know how common/uncommon the whole safe word thing was. Since you don't hear about a shitload of injuries/deaths from that type of sex, you would think there would be rules followed by the majority.
Can I have her number?
-
Can I have her number?
lol, she would get really pissed if I did that. I doubt I could find her number in my room. My friend James still talks to her since they are both huge freaks (albeit different kinds of freaks), I haven't spoken to her in almost a year. Last I heard she got knocked up by a 15 year old dude and had the kid and put it up for adoption (she is 27 lol). She is an on and off again stripper too. Makes cat noises when she flirts haha. I won't bother with her because of how fucking annoying she is, and it has nothing to do with her sexual fetishes. She is just a total fucking leech and mooch. Would be ok if it wasn't for that and her fucking underage boys lol.
-
lol.
It wasn't that funny. I know a freaky girl who claims to be into rape. I asked if she meant simulated with safe words and shit. She shows me the bite marks she has and she sometimes has bruises on her neck (likes erotic asphyxiation). She freely divulges the fact that she is into being raped by men lol. Also she will attempt to steal the shirt of most guys who sleep with her haha. I don't talk to her anymore. I just think Lizz likes to talk shit to men's faces about how bad she is going to ruin them in bed, but I would venture she really has some set of rules (she claims to not though).
rape fantasies aren't about real rape, they're about sex. rape is about power, not sex - sex is just the vehicle for having that complete power over someone. rape fantasies always allow the woman (or man) the power of choice, to stop anything they don't want to happen, whether they're acted out completely in the head, or in the real world.
there's a really good treatment of both S&M safe words and rape fantasies in iain banks' book "complicity" (a blinding book, anyway). he explains both extraordinarily well.
your friend sounds disturbed, not to put too fine a point on it. sounds as though she could do with some help and support. (or pushing off a cliff, if she's that far gone).
-
She isn't my friend, I just try to understand where people are coming from. I find fucked up people entertaining... at least for a while.. go figure. More of a friend of a friend. Yeah I think she is pretty fucked up and probably won't change. She is wiccan btw, not that I ever really talked to her about it much (doubt it has much to do with her problems). Already made a decision to not hang out with people that bother me that much a long time ago.
-
i'm not into S&M myself, but the safe word is more or less a given. same as fetish clubs - very strict rules and boundaries.
i disagree.
i think that a trusted person would be better. IMHO, it would diminish the pleasure if you knew that a simple word was an easy out.
then again, i wouldn't get into any of the brutally painful, or life threatening bullshit.
:agreed:
-
Do you like fluorescent lights?
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
Do you like moon light?
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
I asked a question and everyone else but you answered it. Its ok I said a bunch of other stuff you can ignore if you want. Carry on.
How many level 60+ characters in WoW do you have right now?
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
Sorry, Willow. Sometimes we go off on a tangent.
:plus:
Now you are :69:
:o
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
Do you like moon light?
I do, a lot.
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
I asked a question and everyone else but you answered it. Its ok I said a bunch of other stuff you can ignore if you want. Carry on.
How many level 60+ characters in WoW do you have right now?
that was the question? I'm so lazy. I didn't scroll back.
two. a 70 hunter and a 63 mage.
I also have a 54 druid...a 40 lock...a 35 priest...a 30 hunter...a 21 warrior...a 19 rogue...and a 8 shaman. :P
(I mean...those are all on my main server. I have shittons on other servers, as well.)
-
what in the CHRIST are you people doing in my thread????
and no, SG...I don't like them.
Sorry, Willow. Sometimes we go off on a tangent.
:plus:
Now you are :69:
:o
it's okay. I don't really mind..I just wanted to say something. :P
damn..I missed it. :(
-
did you answer the following question:
is having sex with you more like a hurricane or an earthquake?
-
both. :eyebrows:
oh, and a waterspout, and a volcano erupting.
:-*
-
both. :eyebrows:
oh, and a waterspout, and a volcano erupting.
:-*
haha he was asking willow, but I am sure you would know enough about her in bed to accurately describe the experience
poor willow is getting her thread ganked
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
Gank is a term related to stealing or hijacking irl, basic slang especially in online games related to killing someone. Sorry for using it haha.
All I get is the whip if I make something out of it? Sister on sister action sounds hot.
-
you couldn't afford the prices we charge to watch. :P
:laugh:
-
you couldn't afford the prices we charge to watch. :P
:laugh:
That is sad. I would have a hard time just watching anyways. The urge to participate would probably overcome me, and I would try to give more than just a helping hand.
-
precisely.
:laugh:
three is definitely a crowd. however, i could possibly do you reduced rates for a couple, as you seem to be such a sexually experienced thoughtful young man. :eyelash:
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
Argh! That is the most frightening emoticon I've ever seen!
-
did you answer the following question:
is having sex with you more like a hurricane or an earthquake?
hurricane. rough on both sides with a calm in the middle. :eyebrows:
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
you can gank anything of mine, sexy.
....shit...we're related now? <erases my last Dear Diary entry>
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
Gank is a term related to stealing or hijacking irl, basic slang especially in online games related to killing someone. Sorry for using it haha.
All I get is the whip if I make something out of it? Sister on sister action sounds hot.
no watching....but you can play along....if you behave as we tell you.
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
you can gank anything of mine, sexy.
....shit...we're related now? <erases my last Dear Diary entry>
/re-enters it
nought wrong if it's consensual, gorgeous. :-*
-
i have special permission from willow to "gank" her thread (what does that even mean?!)
so there. :P
anyway, i've just adopted her as my sister, so we're now related. AND i'm her older sister, so wanna make something of it, tough guy? :whip:
you can gank anything of mine, sexy.
....shit...we're related now? <erases my last Dear Diary entry>
/re-enters it
nought wrong if it's consensual, gorgeous. :-*
<bite>
how are you, my goddess?
-
missing you, of course. storm killed your IM just at the good bit, eh? ;)
:laugh:
-
missing you, of course. storm killed your IM just at the good bit, eh? ;)
:laugh:
that fucker knocked out my power for hours.
now I am in another town with A BOY. he is in The Shower. this is His Laptop. :P
-
go, girl!
i'll have the juicy details on IM tomorrow, please. :drool:
(bit, ahem, tied up right now. ;) )
:-*
-
go, girl!
i'll have the juicy details on IM tomorrow, please. :drool:
(bit, ahem, tied up right now. ;) )
:-*
mmmmmmm...I can't wait....for...the juice. <lick>
go to it, goddess. <kiss>
-
i meant YOUR juicy goss with The Boy, dur!
mine's old news... ;)
well, there IS one thing, but i'll be around tomorrow, so you'll get the whole shrieky version then. ;)
-
i meant YOUR juicy goss with The Boy, dur!
mine's old news... ;)
well, there IS one thing, but i'll be around tomorrow, so you'll get the whole shrieky version then. ;)
I love ti when you tease me.... :eyelash:
-
you just wait. the full vibrating version. with the photos i promised you. :eyebrows:
-
I always miss out on all the fun.
-
did you answer the following question:
is having sex with you more like a hurricane or an earthquake?
hurricane. rough on both sides with a calm in the middle. :eyebrows:
O-RLY?
-
did you answer the following question:
is having sex with you more like a hurricane or an earthquake?
hurricane. rough on both sides with a calm in the middle. :eyebrows:
O-RLY?
yes RLY.
-
I always miss out on all the fun.
the fun is always on, love. jump right in.
-
I always miss out on all the fun.
the fun is always on, love. jump right in.
Well I would have to be on the internets to not miss out on the fun.
-
honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
where you been, girl? i've been a-missing your gorgeous arse around here. :heart: :-*
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
-
honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
where you been, girl? i've been a-missing your gorgeous arse around here. :heart: :-*
here. life has been a huge ball of fucking crazy. <tackles you>
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
-
Looks more like gummy bears.
Makes me want to bite some heads off.
Do you bite the heads off animal shaped food?
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
They make a multi-colored Fruit by the Foot that has similar colors to your avatar's hair, though.
I tried to attach a picture of a flower made of it, but it didn't work.
Here is a link to it:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/beesquare/37222885/
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
They make a multi-colored Fruit by the Foot that has similar colors to your avatar's hair, though.
I tried to attach a picture of a flower made of it, but it didn't work.
Here is a link to it:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/beesquare/37222885/
well holy shit.
my next question is...if one were to ingest something of that color...would it come out the same way? :O
-
honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
where you been, girl? i've been a-missing your gorgeous arse around here. :heart: :-*
here. life has been a huge ball of fucking crazy. <tackles you>
waaaah, waaaaaah! still, i have you back in my clutches now. :eyebrows: :-*
-
honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
where you been, girl? i've been a-missing your gorgeous arse around here. :heart: :-*
here. life has been a huge ball of fucking crazy. <tackles you>
waaaah, waaaaaah! still, i have you back in my clutches now. :eyebrows: :-*
now that you have me..what are you going to do with me? :eyebrows:
-
what page did we get up to in that manual last time? we could carry on from there, if the slave isn't dead yet.
-
what page did we get up to in that manual last time? we could carry on from there, if the slave isn't dead yet.
313, I believe.
I forgot to feed the slave...so it may very well be dead.
-
sigh... have to move straight onto p.370, then. ::)
-
sigh... have to move straight onto p.370, then. ::)
:headslap:
sorry I killed it.
-
doesn't matter. you can't do p.371 if it's still moving.
-
doesn't matter. you can't do p.371 if it's still moving.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!! :plus:
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7884/frteu5.jpg)
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
-
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
You PAID for sex?
-
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
You PAID for sex?
Psh. Like there's an alternative.
-
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
You PAID for sex?
Psh. Like there's an alternative.
Gummy bears.
-
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
You PAID for sex?
Psh. Like there's an alternative.
Gummy bears.
They're hardly big enough, unless they have some seriously ginormous gummy bears in your state.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7884/frteu5.jpg)
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
-
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
You PAID for sex?
Psh. Like there's an alternative.
Gummy bears.
They're hardly big enough, unless they have some seriously ginormous gummy bears in your state.
Put them under the foreskin. Adds to the sensation.
Might suffocate them though.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
from Calandale:
Put them under the foreskin. Adds to the sensation.
Might suffocate them though.
This is intriguing, but does not circumvent the "paying for sex" thing. If anything, it adds another 2 bucks.
-
from Calandale:
Put them under the foreskin. Adds to the sensation.
Might suffocate them though.
This is intriguing, but does not circumvent the "paying for sex" thing. If anything, it adds another 2 bucks.
No no. You don't need anyone else. Just you and the bears.
-
from Calandale:
Put them under the foreskin. Adds to the sensation.
Might suffocate them though.
This is intriguing, but does not circumvent the "paying for sex" thing. If anything, it adds another 2 bucks.
Just you and the bears.
I find this inexplicably arousing.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.
brat.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.
brat.
Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.
brat.
Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.
I'ma bite you.
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.
brat.
Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.
I'ma bite you.
Is that a promise? :eyebrows:
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.
brat.
Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.
I'ma bite you.
Is that a promise? :eyebrows:
always. :eyelash:
-
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.
I avoid that sin, as much as I can.
(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)
Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do. :birthday:
there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.
brat.
Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.
I'ma bite you.
Is that a promise? :eyebrows:
always. :eyelash:
Looks like it's time for me to comb ebay for an engagement ring.
-
indeed.
I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.
-
indeed.
I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.
What about edible?
-
indeed.
I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.
What about edible?
I like that, too. as long as it isn't sticky.
NO FRUIT ROLLUPS!
-
indeed.
I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.
What about edible?
I like that, too. as long as it isn't sticky.
NO FRUIT ROLLUPS!
Alas, she tried to change me before we even walked down the aisle. Perhaps it was not meant to be.
-
indeed.
I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.
What about edible?
I like that, too. as long as it isn't sticky.
NO FRUIT ROLLUPS!
Alas, she tried to change me before we even walked down the aisle. Perhaps it was not meant to be.
or maybe...you should shed The Light Upon Me....of fruit roll up love.
-
COULD Y'ALL LEARN TO QUOTE?
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
-
COULD Y'ALL LEARN TO QUOTE?
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. :laugh:
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy. :P
so...is that a yes?
You're just jealous because we have each other and all you have is your intelligibly ordered quote bubbles.
-
I want a mean + for that.
:'(
-
you want a plus that degrades you?
-
you want a plus that degrades you?
I want you to degrade me.
But, outside of THAT, I just want
to have a less happy looking icon,
for pluses given with bad intents.
-
you want a plus that degrades you?
I want you to degrade me.
But, outside of THAT, I just want
to have a less happy looking icon,
for pluses given with bad intents.
Sorry, we just have a happy plus and an evil minus now. :laugh:
:plus: :minusevil:
-
callousway's on 666 !! :evillaugh:
i'm going to :plus: you and then :minusevil: you, in an energetic sense, you understand. >:D
-
Must keep her at 666. :flame:
-
:evillaugh:
We'll see.
-
ohhh...my thread has meaning.
<eyes the 669...goes to ghey that shit>
-
mmmm...urine.
Ok fine. YOU wanna answer the original question too?
I hadn't thought of you.
-
mmmm...urine.
Ok fine. YOU wanna answer the original question too?
I hadn't thought of you.
I'm sorry........what?
-
mmmm...urine.
Ok fine. YOU wanna answer the original question too?
I hadn't thought of you.
Mystical properties of urine.
Personal experience/thoughts
only.
I'm sorry........what?
-
mmmm...urine.
Ok fine. YOU wanna answer the original question too?
I hadn't thought of you.
Mystical properties of urine.
Personal experience/thoughts
only.
I'm sorry........what?
does quoting me make you valid? I feel confused.
-
mmmm...urine.
Ok fine. YOU wanna answer the original question too?
I hadn't thought of you.
Mystical properties of urine.
Personal experience/thoughts
only.
I'm sorry........what?
does quoting me make you valid? I feel confused.
Oops. Let me try again.
I'm tired.
Mystical properties of urine.
Personal experience/thoughts
only.
-
mmmm...urine.
Ok fine. YOU wanna answer the original question too?
I hadn't thought of you.
Mystical properties of urine.
Personal experience/thoughts
only.
I'm sorry........what?
does quoting me make you valid? I feel confused.
Oops. Let me try again.
I'm tired.
Mystical properties of urine.
Personal experience/thoughts
only.
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
-
how do you get your hair so pretty and awesome :green:?
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
-
how do you get your hair so pretty and awesome :green:?
I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you. :P
-
she washes it in a preparation including the seminiferous tubules of male aspies. bt they have to be removed from live, conscious
victims volunteers.
-
awww couldn't you just spare me
like (well I'll tell you later) :green: :eyebrows:
-
she washes it in a preparation including the seminiferous tubules of male aspies. bt they have to be removed from live, conscious victims volunteers.
why did you have to out me? now he will NEVER come closer.......
-
awww couldn't you just spare me
like (well I'll tell you later) :green: :eyebrows:
:eyelash:
-
she washes it in a preparation including the seminiferous tubules of male aspies. bt they have to be removed from live, conscious victims volunteers.
why did you have to out me? now he will NEVER come closer.......
too late for him. i've locked the door, the portcullis is down, and the basilisks are loose. :eyebrows:
-
awww couldn't you just spare me
like (well I'll tell you later) :green: :eyebrows:
:eyelash:
is that a yes (I'll give details in Pm's) :eyebrows:
-
she washes it in a preparation including the seminiferous tubules of male aspies. bt they have to be removed from live, conscious victims volunteers.
why did you have to out me? now he will NEVER come closer.......
too late for him. i've locked the door, the portcullis is down, and the basilisks are loose. :eyebrows:
<bows to your awesomeness>
-
just call me Magenta. ;)
:-*
-
okay I'll take the chance of death
how do you get your hair like that :green:
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
I think that you (and others) told me enough.
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
I think that you (and others) told me enough.
if you think so...try it. and see what happens. :)
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
I think that you (and others) told me enough.
if you think so...try it. and see what happens. :)
No need. 'Twas used ON me.
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
I think that you (and others) told me enough.
if you think so...try it. and see what happens. :)
No need. 'Twas used ON me.
it is my birthday today.
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
I think that you (and others) told me enough.
if you think so...try it. and see what happens. :)
No need. 'Twas used ON me.
it is my birthday today.
Should I send you some piss then?
-
I don't think I should tell you. you might try to control someone's soul.
And WHAT would be wrong with that?
nothing, if you're me.
I don't like sharing trade secrets.
I think that you (and others) told me enough.
if you think so...try it. and see what happens. :)
No need. 'Twas used ON me.
it is my birthday today.
Should I send you some piss then?
nah.
thank you, though.
I am all weepy.
-
Better get to a doctor.
-
So, what's the new tat?
-
So, what's the new tat?
O.o
I can show you....but my cam phone sucks...and the heart will be filled in....and the background.....
<goes to take a pic>
-
<goes to take a pic>
Yay!
-
<goes to take a pic>
Yay!
it won't upload....a stake through a heart.....blood dripping....poison green inside the heart.....it is BAD ASS.
-
Wow. Sounds evil.
You would have liked that picture.
Was from a play, topless guy,
about to stab a naked woman through
the heart with a sword, as she slept.
Sorry it went away.
-
Wow. Sounds evil.
You would have liked that picture.
Was from a play, topless guy,
about to stab a naked woman through
the heart with a sword, as she slept.
Sorry it went away.
<licks the sword>
-
You make me want to go out and kill something.
-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/inkdaytwo.2.jpg
-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/inkdaytwo.2.jpg
The skin around the red ink appears like you may be having an allergic reaction.
-
Otherwise though, wow.
Sometimes, I wish that I had the
guts. But, then I think about the
fading.
-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/inkdaytwo.2.jpg
The skin around the red ink appears like you may be having an allergic reaction.
If the tattoo was freshly done, it would be red anyway. The colours are done last, too.
I hope it is not an allergic reaction.
-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/inkdaytwo.2.jpg
That looks good and it is well done. Definitely see somebody if it still looks like an infection. That wouldn't be good.
-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/inkdaytwo.2.jpg
The skin around the red ink appears like you may be having an allergic reaction.
If the tattoo was freshly done, it would be red anyway. The colours are done last, too.
I hope it is not an allergic reaction.
I hope that it is not an allergic reaction too.
Willow's skin looks really red and puffy just around the red ink, though.
-
that can happen anyway, just from the trauma. i had very slight redness after my second, but not with either my first or third.
-
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/19evilwillow19/inkdaytwo.2.jpg
I know what it signifies: love is a crock of shit, so die.
-
It's probably just ink on her skin... they wipe off the excess ink that doesn't make it into your skin so they can see the stencil again.
-
It's probably just ink on her skin... they wipe off the excess ink that doesn't make it into your skin so they can see the stencil again.
it isn't ink on my skin....I have a bad reaction to red ink. it would seem, when people have a bad reaction to ink....it
is usually red. get out of town!
where did that clown douche come from? I hate clowns.
anyway....I have been gone for a long time. or it feels like it to me.
I had health issues that kept me away.
hopefully, I am here for good. or, a bit, anyway.
(wow, that was arrogant. I didn't mean to be. I just...well. if anyone wondered.)
-
Happy return, I greet you even though you told me to shut up... I was wondering where you went, but nobody said anything and I was afraid to. Just like IRL.
-
Happy return, I greet you even though you told me to shut up... I was wondering where you went, but nobody said anything and I was afraid to. Just like IRL.
<shrug> thanks.
I can't really have a feeling, because I have no idea who you are....
and how do you know I was telling YOU to shut up?
I wasn't directive.
-
Happy return, I greet you even though you told me to shut up... I was wondering where you went, but nobody said anything and I was afraid to. Just like IRL.
<shrug> thanks.
I can't really have a feeling, because I have no idea who you are....
and how do you know I was telling YOU to shut up?
I wasn't directive.
Hmm, I guess it's a persecution complex, but it's helped me keep ahead of the game by a bit so far. Anyway, I'm Maldoror, maybe you don't remember, but you did tell me you were reading the book Maldoror, which is like my all time favorite.
-
Happy return, I greet you even though you told me to shut up... I was wondering where you went, but nobody said anything and I was afraid to. Just like IRL.
<shrug> thanks.
I can't really have a feeling, because I have no idea who you are....
and how do you know I was telling YOU to shut up?
I wasn't directive.
Hmm, I guess it's a persecution complex, but it's helped me keep ahead of the game by a bit so far. Anyway, I'm Maldoror, maybe you don't remember, but you did tell me you were reading the book Maldoror, which is like my all time favorite.
I remember, quite well.
and get rid of your complex. <grin> I was on your side. (I still am reading it, btw...I read 3 books at once..and my other 2 have changed many times...but this one..makes me pay attention.)
-
Happy return, I greet you even though you told me to shut up... I was wondering where you went, but nobody said anything and I was afraid to. Just like IRL.
<shrug> thanks.
I can't really have a feeling, because I have no idea who you are....
and how do you know I was telling YOU to shut up?
I wasn't directive.
Hmm, I guess it's a persecution complex, but it's helped me keep ahead of the game by a bit so far. Anyway, I'm Maldoror, maybe you don't remember, but you did tell me you were reading the book Maldoror, which is like my all time favorite.
I remember, quite well.
and get rid of your complex. <grin> I was on your side. (I still am reading it, btw...I read 3 books at once..and my other 2 have changed many times...but this one..makes me pay attention.)
Well, that's good, hopefully you finish it... I know it's kind to focus on sometimes because somewhere in the middle he starts intentionally making the sentences impossible to follow. Feel better, anyway.
-
Happy return, I greet you even though you told me to shut up... I was wondering where you went, but nobody said anything and I was afraid to. Just like IRL.
<shrug> thanks.
I can't really have a feeling, because I have no idea who you are....
and how do you know I was telling YOU to shut up?
I wasn't directive.
Hmm, I guess it's a persecution complex, but it's helped me keep ahead of the game by a bit so far. Anyway, I'm Maldoror, maybe you don't remember, but you did tell me you were reading the book Maldoror, which is like my all time favorite.
I remember, quite well.
and get rid of your complex. <grin> I was on your side. (I still am reading it, btw...I read 3 books at once..and my other 2 have changed many times...but this one..makes me pay attention.)
Well, that's good, hopefully you finish it... I know it's kind to focus on sometimes because somewhere in the middle he starts intentionally making the sentences impossible to follow. Feel better, anyway.
thank you. <smile>
-
Good to see you back.
-
yay! :party:
:hug: :-*
-
welcome back! :)
-
It's probably just ink on her skin... they wipe off the excess ink that doesn't make it into your skin so they can see the stencil again.
it isn't ink on my skin....I have a bad reaction to red ink. it would seem, when people have a bad reaction to ink....it
is usually red. get out of town!
where did that clown douche come from? I hate clowns.
anyway....I have been gone for a long time. or it feels like it to me.
I had health issues that kept me away.
hopefully, I am here for good. or, a bit, anyway.
(wow, that was arrogant. I didn't mean to be. I just...well. if anyone wondered.)
Hi Willow. I'm glad that you are feeling better now.
The clown is Peaguy.
-
Shouldn't that be the other
way around?
-
welcome back! :)
thank you. :)
peaguy is going to die for that clown bullshit.
-
I missed you Willow...
I am glad your feeling better
its never good when friends are sick
(hopefuly I am worthy enough to call you a friend) :)
-
I missed you Willow...
I am glad your feeling better
its never good when friends are sick
(hopefuly I am worthy enough to call you a friend) :)
I'm glad we're friends...and I am happy to see you. :)
-
/snogs willow to bits.
:-*
-
*picks up the larger bits for personal pleasure*
I want more Willow! Good to see you back again.
-
I missed you Willow...
I am glad your feeling better
its never good when friends are sick
(hopefuly I am worthy enough to call you a friend) :)
I'm glad we're friends...and I am happy to see you. :)
I love your avatar-your hair is fun
what colour is it now