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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #525 on: August 01, 2007, 09:01:49 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?
!!Super atomic enema!!

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #526 on: August 01, 2007, 09:03:02 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #527 on: August 01, 2007, 09:13:36 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:
!!Super atomic enema!!

willow

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #528 on: August 01, 2007, 09:15:14 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:


there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.

brat.


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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #529 on: August 01, 2007, 09:17:11 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:


there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.

brat.



Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.
!!Super atomic enema!!

willow

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #530 on: August 01, 2007, 09:18:21 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:


there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.

brat.



Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.


I'ma bite you.

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #531 on: August 01, 2007, 09:19:53 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:


there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.

brat.



Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.


I'ma bite you.

Is that a promise?  :eyebrows:
!!Super atomic enema!!

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #532 on: August 01, 2007, 09:21:26 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:


there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.

brat.



Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.


I'ma bite you.

Is that a promise?  :eyebrows:


always.  :eyelash:

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« Reply #533 on: August 01, 2007, 09:23:53 PM »
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?

Let me ask my mom. Do your feet stink?


I DO have stinky feet, when they are trapped in shoes.

I avoid that sin, as much as I can.

(oddly, I am shoe whore. I love shoes.)

Well, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a stinky shoe whore. I love stinky shoes. So I do.  :birthday:


there is nothing sexier than a stinky shoe.

brat.



Well, two stinky shoes is twice the sexy. And also more useful.


I'ma bite you.

Is that a promise?  :eyebrows:


always.  :eyelash:

Looks like it's time for me to comb ebay for an engagement ring.
!!Super atomic enema!!

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #534 on: August 01, 2007, 09:25:23 PM »
indeed.


I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.

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« Reply #535 on: August 01, 2007, 09:27:35 PM »
indeed.


I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.

What about edible?
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« Reply #536 on: August 01, 2007, 09:29:27 PM »
indeed.


I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.

What about edible?

I like that, too. as long as it isn't sticky.


NO FRUIT ROLLUPS!

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« Reply #537 on: August 01, 2007, 09:44:26 PM »
indeed.


I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.

What about edible?

I like that, too. as long as it isn't sticky.


NO FRUIT ROLLUPS!

Alas, she tried to change me before we even walked down the aisle. Perhaps it was not meant to be.
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« Reply #538 on: August 01, 2007, 10:28:21 PM »
indeed.


I like silver, never gold...and plain...not fancy.

What about edible?

I like that, too. as long as it isn't sticky.


NO FRUIT ROLLUPS!

Alas, she tried to change me before we even walked down the aisle. Perhaps it was not meant to be.

or maybe...you should shed The Light Upon Me....of fruit roll up love.

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Re: *sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.
« Reply #539 on: August 01, 2007, 10:30:37 PM »

COULD Y'ALL LEARN TO QUOTE?
Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?


no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? :P

I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.


I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange. :P

No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.

screen cap or it didn't happen.  :laugh:

Grrr.

*large image*

Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?

marry me.

Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.

Quote


OMG I LOVE scalp munching!!
Only because it's trendy.  :P

so...is that a yes?