Author Topic: sigh I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK. (Read 20097 times)

Calandale · « **Reply #240 on:** June 16, 2007, 09:45:08 PM »

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:38:41 PM

Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000!

not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

willow · « **Reply #241 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:38:00 PM »

Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:45:08 PM

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:38:41 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000!

not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Calandale · « **Reply #242 on:** June 17, 2007, 04:40:21 AM »

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 10:38:00 PM

Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:45:08 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:38:41 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000!

not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Even if it meant having your food touch?

McGiver · « **Reply #243 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:20:38 AM »

willow, i would ask you more questions, but i prefer to ask leading questions. and calandales drivel makes it difficult to have a conversation. sorry.

The_P · « **Reply #244 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:23:41 AM »

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:33:15 PM

Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:29:14 PM

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

willow · « **Reply #245 on:** June 17, 2007, 09:09:06 AM »

Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 17, 2007, 07:23:41 AM

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:33:15 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:29:14 PM

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

ummm...no.

0/10

willow · « **Reply #246 on:** June 17, 2007, 09:10:18 AM »

Quote from: calandale on June 17, 2007, 04:40:21 AM

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 10:38:00 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:45:08 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:38:41 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000!

not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Even if it meant having your food touch?

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

The_P · « **Reply #247 on:** June 17, 2007, 09:27:53 AM »

Quote from: willow on June 17, 2007, 09:09:06 AM

Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 17, 2007, 07:23:41 AM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:33:15 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:29:14 PM

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

ummm...no.

0/10

I don't need to be scored; I'm always a winner, baby -- that's no lie.

Calandale · « **Reply #248 on:** June 17, 2007, 08:20:17 PM »

Quote from: willow on June 17, 2007, 09:10:18 AM

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

Calandale · « **Reply #249 on:** June 17, 2007, 08:21:01 PM »

Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 17, 2007, 09:27:53 AM

I don't need to be scored; I'm always a weiner, baby -- that's no lie.

Fixed.

willow · « **Reply #250 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:29:41 PM »

Quote from: calandale on June 17, 2007, 08:20:17 PM

Quote from: willow on June 17, 2007, 09:10:18 AM

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

true enough.

willow · « **Reply #251 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:30:04 PM »

Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 17, 2007, 09:27:53 AM

Quote from: willow on June 17, 2007, 09:09:06 AM
Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 17, 2007, 07:23:41 AM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:33:15 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:29:14 PM

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

ummm...no.

0/10

I don't need to be scored; I'm always a winner, baby -- that's no lie.

awww, how cute that you think that. <pats your head>

Calandale · « **Reply #252 on:** June 18, 2007, 05:19:16 PM »

Quote from: willow on June 18, 2007, 01:29:41 PM

Quote from: calandale on June 17, 2007, 08:20:17 PM
Quote from: willow on June 17, 2007, 09:10:18 AM

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

true enough.

So, does emotional pain count?

willow · « **Reply #253 on:** June 18, 2007, 08:11:29 PM »

Quote from: calandale on June 18, 2007, 05:19:16 PM

Quote from: willow on June 18, 2007, 01:29:41 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 17, 2007, 08:20:17 PM
Quote from: willow on June 17, 2007, 09:10:18 AM

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

true enough.

So, does emotional pain count?

now what fun is that?

Scrapheap · « **Reply #254 on:** June 18, 2007, 08:13:28 PM »

Quote from: calandale on June 17, 2007, 04:40:21 AM

Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 10:38:00 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:45:08 PM
Quote from: willow on June 16, 2007, 09:38:41 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000!

not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Even if it meant having your food touch?

Do you have any food/sex fettishes??

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