*sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.

[Lucifer]

willow!  you're too quiet - where've you been?   

I had the flu. it was fucking suck on toast.

I'm clean now. wanna make out? 

cor, yeah!  i'll make the toast, and we'll have a toast sucking fest, eh?   

(glad to hear you're better).

[willow]

willow!  you're too quiet - where've you been?   

I had the flu. it was fucking suck on toast.

I'm clean now. wanna make out? 

cor, yeah!  i'll make the toast, and we'll have a toast sucking fest, eh?   

(glad to hear you're better).

thank you.

[Lucifer]

 

[willow]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

[SomeRandomGuy]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

It's true, she's terribly uppity like that.

[willow]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

It's true, she's terribly uppity like that.

ring ring..............ring ring...............ring ring.........


hello, Pot? yeah, hi! Kettle, here....

[Lucifer]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint.  i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too.  i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect?  move somewhere with proper time. 

[willow]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint.  i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too.  i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect?  move somewhere with proper time. 

I sent you several mental messages to get your ass online.

what the fuck is a dozy bint??? get a real language, hag.

[Lucifer]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint.  i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too.  i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect?  move somewhere with proper time. 

I sent you several mental messages to get your ass online.

ah, well there's the rub, then - i haven't got a donkey.

what the fuck is a dozy bint??? get a real language, hag.

ooooooh, i love it when you're all butch. 

anyway - me?  a hag?  too fucking right! 

[willow]

okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want
to be amused??

then send your fucking familiar with a message, you dozy bint.  i can't be expected to read your mind just when you decide you want me too.  i mean, if you insist on living in the arse-end of nowhere, halfway through my night, what do you expect?  move somewhere with proper time. 

I sent you several mental messages to get your ass online.

ah, well there's the rub, then - i haven't got a donkey.

what the fuck is a dozy bint??? get a real language, hag.

ooooooh, i love it when you're all butch. 

anyway - me?  a hag?  too fucking right! 

what self respecting witch doesn't have a donkey?


you're going to make me google "dozy bint", aren't you?

[Lucifer]

you know you want to.   

but i'll save you the effort: dozy = dozy, and "bint" is an arabic word, which actually means "daughter", but is used over here as a slightly derogatory word for a woman of low class.  of course, if I use a slightly derogatory word, it probably means i love you.

[willow]

you know you want to.   

but i'll save you the effort: dozy = dozy, and "bint" is an arabic word, which actually means "daughter", but is used over here as a slightly derogatory word for a woman of low class.  of course, if I use a slightly derogatory word, it probably means i love you.

dirty hooker? 



ahhhh. the uppity cunt is here.  that makes life much less fun.

[Lucifer]

two timing bitch!   

[willow]

two timing bitch!   

nah.


I don't love her.

I want her to die.


that isn't two timing...is it? 

[Lucifer]

oh, i thought you wanting people to die was a sign of your undying affection.

sorry - my mistake.