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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Adam on July 06, 2009, 06:42:28 PM
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"No, you're not for sitting on"
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"Do you have the time?"
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Throw me a towel
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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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"Thanks for that, see you, bye." (I was on the phone.)
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"If I though I would have to do more work, I wouldn't have sent you that link"
I sent a link to my wife about a free pie from a supermarket chain. Now she wants ME to print it out.
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Ouch (a piece of furniture in the wrong place)
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Happy birthday.
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Conversation on the phone with my mom
"Are we going to Wildwood?"
"ok well Iwas supposed to meet a friend there"
"ok, bye"
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"nice fluffy bum"
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Goddamit. <won't say his name on here>! COME HERE!
Evidently the new AS roomate registered two different accounts on here with THIS computer, and the big O saw and thought I was trying to make sock puppets. I yelled at him for being a fucking faggot, then sent an apology to Odeon.
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"What's that squeaking noise?"
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SHUT UP!! - the dog was barking
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AW FUUUUUUUCK! <dropped a fucking book on my toes>
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"What a bunch of spazzes"
(i was reading this site)
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Is you gonna have babes?
I was talking to my pal outside, the pregnant maine coone.
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Big fluffy bum... nice...
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Fuck!
I saw my hot dark eye circles in the mirror.
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See ya
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Fuck!
I saw my hot dark eye circles in the mirror.
I got seriously dark dark circles under my eyes. Its not actually ugly or anything though. It just makes me look more "serious". ;)
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"I was on 13, I needed 15."
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never mind
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"You got points for the shits falling around you that didn't land on yo head"
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Sorry Slyla.
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"It's the 11th of July"
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Fuck if I know! I can't distnguish between the voices in my head and mine when I am actually speaking.
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"Or other people, like hale bopp, serissa or odeon"
(i kid you not)
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"Good night" (in Swedish)
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Welterusten
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"ding dong"
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And I hope you love me like you say you do
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Stoppit (dog scratching leaning against my legs)
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FUCKING REFRESH PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NO DON'T DISCONNECT AHHHHHHHHH STUPID CUNT
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FUCKING REFRESH PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NO DON'T DISCONNECT AHHHHHHHHH STUPID CUNT
women eh
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No avin. Thats not nice.
(Avin was being rough with his sis. They're my cats.)
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Morrn.
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Jävlar!
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"Dexter! you piss pants you peed in front of my door!
that was at one of the dogs.
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This news sucks turn it
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You know what, I think its fucking retarded.
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Ses.
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Bye.
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Where are the pots?
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I gave my son a directive about laundering his school things.
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"Where are you Liam?"
Liam is the cat.
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Fuuuck.
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Hej då.
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Probeer te slapen.
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Who the fuck is that (after some person I do not know called my cellphone). Srsly, dumbass left me a voicemail and didn't even say his name, just who he got the number from. Fucking annoying.
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"What a dumb bitch..."
(reading this site) :zoinks:
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Well, not really "said" ... I was humming the theme from "The Sorceror's Apprentice."
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Hartelijk dank.
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Stop it to the dog
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Willen jullie zo meteen een stukje banketstaaf?
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There's one in the fridge
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why don't you do the hard one now
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" how much is that" to the clerk at the grocery
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"Seeya in the morning" to one of my sons heading off to bed.
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"Aj, jävlar!"
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FUCK
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'natt'
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Zet zelf je alarm, als je een half uur eerder op wilt staan.
Welterusten.
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"Aw, darlin, were those nasty birdies chasin you?" :(
(to my cat)
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I need another beer
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Seriously, you have to see this!
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Ses i morgon
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To one of the shelties I am dogsitting, commenting on his snooping and sniffing: "It's CSI Teddy, walkin' around the room!" :laugh:
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"OK"
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Thank-you, come again
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Thank-you, come again
Work at Quicky Mart :laugh:
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Thank-you, come again
Work at Quicky Mart :laugh:
Nah I am self employed :headbang2:
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Thank-you, come again
Work at Quicky Mart :laugh:
Nah I am self employed :headbang2:
Me too :2thumbsup:
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Thank-you, come again
Work at Quicky Mart :laugh:
Nah I am self employed :headbang2:
Me too :2thumbsup:
:2thumbsup:
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Jesus tap-dancing christ!!!
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"That's ALL your dirty washing? Are you SURE? Go check the floor in your room again."
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I can't here you I have headphones on
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Yep.
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"That's ALL your dirty washing? Are you SURE? Go check the floor in your room again."
Mother's work is never done! :P
The last thing I said aloud was a voice message to a friend for whom I dog-sat, telling her that her big, sweet, somewhat klutzy dog had a minor tumble on the stairs earlier in the day, but was unhurt. :)
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Mmmmmm
(because of my midnight bowl of food)
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WTF ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
While raising online child, South Korean couple allow real-life daughter to die
Brunei News.Net
Saturday 6th March, 2010
In an ironic tragedy, a South Korean couple has been arrested for allowing their baby daughter to starve to death when they become so wrapped up in an online game, which simulated child-rearing, that they neglected to feed her properly.
The man, 41, and his wife, 25, were arrested Thursday, five months after the death of their daughter, who was just three months old, according to an investigator in Suweon, a city south of Seoul, who spoke with the AFP.
They had been on the run since the death of their daughter.
An autopsy after her death showed that she had died of a prolonged period of malnutrition.
Their real-life daughter had been born premature, and while the couple spent hours at an internet café raising an online child, their real-life daughter was fed just once every 12 hours.
"The couple seemed to have lost their will to live a normal life because they didn't have jobs and gave birth to a premature baby," Chung Jin-Won, a police officer, told the Yonhap news agency.
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WTF ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
While raising online child, South Korean couple allow real-life daughter to die
Brunei News.Net
Saturday 6th March, 2010
In an ironic tragedy, a South Korean couple has been arrested for allowing their baby daughter to starve to death when they become so wrapped up in an online game, which simulated child-rearing, that they neglected to feed her properly.
The man, 41, and his wife, 25, were arrested Thursday, five months after the death of their daughter, who was just three months old, according to an investigator in Suweon, a city south of Seoul, who spoke with the AFP.
They had been on the run since the death of their daughter.
An autopsy after her death showed that she had died of a prolonged period of malnutrition.
Their real-life daughter had been born premature, and while the couple spent hours at an internet café raising an online child, their real-life daughter was fed just once every 12 hours.
"The couple seemed to have lost their will to live a normal life because they didn't have jobs and gave birth to a premature baby," Chung Jin-Won, a police officer, told the Yonhap news agency.
Oh, my God! (after reading this)
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Meow. (to the cat)
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"Bye!" (or "G'night!" or something generic like that) on my way out of the burger place where I wash dishes. :snowman:
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morning
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I just realized I haven't spoken since saying goodbye at work last night!
But I'll soon make up for it...heading to the day job now, where I'll be like this: :blah:
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hum a little to yourself and your voice will be warmed up
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hum a little to yourself and your voice will be warmed up
Heehee...my voice is a mighty one! It has this piercing quality that enables me to be heard at the other end of the building. Which can be good, or not so good. :P
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Good night Baby, I love you....let me smell your fluffy bit.
(The fluffy soft downy hair near my daughters ears)
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I will...geesh!
Said to the TSA official going through security when asked to remove my sunglasses. I was handing them my ticket and ID, which is a precurser to taking off my sunglasses, since they need the ID to see if I am who I say I am. ::)
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"This is beyond me." (After trying to repair a problem with the power receptacle on my son's lappy) :(
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"Thank you and good night"
(to the hotel receptionist)
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I said some generic goodnight as I left my evening job last night. I say so much online that sometimes it surprises me to realize I haven't actually spoken all day! :laugh:
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"OK"
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It'a almost 4 p.m. and I haven't said a word all day! :asthing:
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"Hello " as my daughter just walked in from the bus
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BRAVE! :arrr: :viking:
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BRAVE! :arrr: :viking:
:lol: As soon as I saw that you had made a new post in this thread, I thought, "He probably said BRAVE! :viking:"
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Slaap lekker,
To my daughter going to bed.
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Slaap lekker,
To my daughter going to bed.
"Sleep well"? :)
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Slaap lekker,
To my daughter going to bed.
"Sleep well"? :)
Something like that. "lekker" can mean a lot. Can mean nice or good, or comfy, literally it means tasty. We use the word in many places where an English speaking person could use "nice", but, can't use it as a golden rule.
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Slaap lekker,
To my daughter going to bed.
"Sleep well"? :)
Something like that. "lekker" can mean a lot. Can mean nice or good, or comfy, literally it means tasty. We use the word in many places where an English speaking person could use "nice", but, can't use it as a golden rule.
Dutch sounds like an interesting language. :thumbup:
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Sov gott. :viking:
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"No, you're not for sitting on"
Did you say that to Lily, or to Flo? Or your tortoise? :laugh:
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I said goodnight as I left my evening job. I do like to :blah: at work, but when I'm at home I usually don't speak at all. ;)
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"natt"
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See ya !
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"The gargoyle is behind the ruined tower in the middle of the lake in the southeast area of the map."
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"OK"
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"He might be at Tim's"
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"gonatt"
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"The gargoyle is behind the ruined tower in the middle of the lake in the southeast area of the map."
Most excellent last words! :viking:
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"gonatt"
Gonad?! :orly:
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"gonatt"
Gonad?! :orly:
Good night.
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"gonatt"
Gonad?! :orly:
Good night.
Cool, thank you! Do you speak Swedish? 8)
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"Ha ha ha ha ha" but saying it like Butthead :P
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"gonatt"
Gonad?! :orly:
Good night.
Cool, thank you! Do you speak Swedish? 8)
I speak Google Language Tools
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"gonatt"
Gonad?! :orly:
Good night.
Cool, thank you! Do you speak Swedish? 8)
I speak Google Language Tools
And fluently, too! .plus:
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"gonatt"
Gonad?! :orly:
Good night.
Cool, thank you! Do you speak Swedish? 8)
I speak Google Language Tools
And fluently, too! .plus:
You never can tell with Google Language tools. Reading translated chinese too much with fuck you shit up.
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"Lay a 'beeton' on 'im!" :headbang2:
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"Lay a 'beeton' on 'im!" :headbang2:
Fight! Fight! :boxers:
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Goed zo!
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Can't remember. :-\
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Hell no ,I'm not working anymore today
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"Do something with that newspaper that doesn't involve dropping it on the floor!" :mad:
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"Do something with that newspaper that doesn't involve dropping it on the floor!" :mad:
This reminds me of something my mother once said: "Use your head for something besides a hat rack!" :mad:
:rofl:
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The last thing I said aloud was something like "See you next week" to the people at my evening job. 8)
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Daj mi spokoj.
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I thanked the cashier at Papa John's, right before heading out the door with my giant pizza! ;D
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I thanked the cashier at Papa John's, right before heading out the door with my giant pizza! ;D
alright a large Papa John`s , hope it has everthing on it.
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I thanked the cashier at Papa John's, right before heading out the door with my giant pizza! ;D
alright a large Papa John`s , hope it has everthing on it.
It's spinach alfredo with chicken breast meat and sliced tomatoes...delicious! :thumbup:
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"You guy have to clean too!"
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"You guy have to clean too!"
Crack that whip! :dom:
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I think I need one I said it to two 18 year olds and a 15
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I think I need one I said it to two 18 year olds and a 15
Oh yeah, old enough to be defiant and walk away laughing. Glad I'm not a parent!
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"Ses i morgon"
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"Ses i morgon"
That's easy for you to say! :P
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I think I need one I said it to two 18 year olds and a 15
Sure you wouldn't rather a cattle prod?
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Heb je zin in thee?
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"Ses i morgon"
That's easy for you to say! :P
Yes, mostly.
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Get me another beer
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"Ses i morgon"
That's easy for you to say! :P
Yes, mostly.
Is it harder to say when you've had a lot of :beer: ?
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Don't break anything to my son learning to juggle clubs
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Don't break anything to my son learning to juggle clubs
Golf clubs? :o
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Don't break anything to my son learning to juggle clubs
Golf clubs? :o
Juggling clubs they look like candlestick pins I learned when I was his age
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Don't break anything to my son learning to juggle clubs
Golf clubs? :o
Juggling clubs they look like candlestick pins I learned when I was his age
Your kids are learning all your hobbies! :laugh:
Can you still juggle?
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"Ses i morgon"
That's easy for you to say! :P
Yes, mostly.
Is it harder to say when you've had a lot of :beer: ?
Yes, mainly.
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Goodbye Sweetie, Good Luck.
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"He said, 'Don't wake him up.'"
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"Doei meis, veel plezier"
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Alsjeblieft.
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Alsjeblieft.
Gesundheit! :laugh:
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Gäsp!
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Sov gott!
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I best turn on the TV...... HOLY SHIT!!
and this is just after a friend of mine was on tv for 4 weeks.
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bitchy,cunty boy(manager - type),never leaves the hotel, piece of work, wanted me to make his world pure0 of taint ... wanted a land line phone that has a half mile range (I'm thinking that half a mile is a day trip for thi fucker!)
aeriously, do you know anyone who stil has aland line phone!!
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I said, "Huh?."
Fucking give a break!! None of this shit will ever be what you want. Phones have left you behind!!! just get one that has a 911 button and shut the fuck up!!!
NO, there are no giant goddamn buttons that any blind fuck can see from across the room. NO, there is no giant media PA system that makes it functional past your deafnessnessess. You will never again be able to use a phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking GO away!!! PLEASE!!!
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bitchy,cunty boy(manager - type),never leaves the hotel, piece of work, wanted me to make his world pure0 of taint ... wanted a land line phone that has a half mile range (I'm thinking that half a mile is a day trip for thi fucker!)
aeriously, do you know anyone who stil has aland line phone!!
I do. :emb:
In my defense, I need it for my DSL.
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*tries to sigh deeply in a masculine fashion, can't. throws hat*
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*tries to sigh deeply in a masculine fashion, can't. throws hat*
Hats are cool. :coolguy:
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I need another beer
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*tries to sigh deeply in a masculine fashion, can't. throws hat*
Hats are cool. :coolguy:
I often throw mine into a room to find if I am likely to be accepted or not.
I figure that if they throw my hat back out, I am not welcome in the room.
I should probably NOT go in.
:hide:
Hats are very cool.
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*tries to sigh deeply in a masculine fashion, can't. throws hat*
Hats are cool. :coolguy:
I often throw mine into a room to find if I am likely to be accepted or not.
I figure that if they throw my hat back out, I am not welcome in the room.
I should probably NOT go in.
:hide:
Hats are very cool.
I'm short and have a big ol' head, so I wear only knitted winter hats, as needed on cold days. :laugh:
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*tries to sigh deeply in a masculine fashion, can't. throws hat*
Hats are cool. :coolguy:
I often throw mine into a room to find if I am likely to be accepted or not.
I figure that if they throw my hat back out, I am not welcome in the room.
I should probably NOT go in.
:hide:
Hats are very cool.
I'm short and have a big ol' head, so I wear only knitted winter hats, as needed on cold days. :laugh:
I'm not short but those one sized fits all hats have something to be desired
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*tries to sigh deeply in a masculine fashion, can't. throws hat*
Hats are cool. :coolguy:
I often throw mine into a room to find if I am likely to be accepted or not.
I figure that if they throw my hat back out, I am not welcome in the room.
I should probably NOT go in.
:hide:
Hats are very cool.
I'm short and have a big ol' head, so I wear only knitted winter hats, as needed on cold days. :laugh:
I am not really tall (five feet, eleven inches), but I was raised to wear hats. All my uncles and cousins wore hats and there are pictures of really old guys in my family album, all wearing hats of one sort or another. I have about forty or so hats, "western" (Cowboy, if you must) hats of all possible materials and configurations, six that could only be called "English Riding" (or very fucking queer! ... depending upon your perspective), three that are similar to a turn-of-the-last-century train engineer's caps, about nine others that are more difficult to describe, made of various native materials, such as a panama from Panama (who wudda thought that you could find a really well made panama in fucking Panama) and a leather "caballero" sombrero from southern Mexico, but they are the ones I wear from time to time.
My "collector" hats are a completely different and far more involved story. I actually have every known military head cover, from the Civil War to the first Gulf War (that includes those stupid looking Coast guard things that no live male would ever don without being threatened with bodily injury or confinement), in my possession, not to ever be worn. That is more about an obsessive interest than wearing a hat, though.
I generally wear one of the hundreds of free "caps" that I own from various promotional encounters. Only a few of the many promotional caps I own, which I think of as disposable in all but about four or five cases, have I ever purchased.
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Your hat collection sounds great! Might you post some pics? :viking:
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I actually like hats.
As my own natural head cover continues to recede, hats are more my "friends" than ever before.
That other bit was a joke. I would never throw one of my hats, not even a disposable one.
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I actually like hats.
As my own natural head cover continues to recede, hats are more my "friends" than ever before.
That other bit was a joke. I would never throw one of my hats, not even a disposable one.
Ah, the joke went right over my head! I thought, "That's an odd habit, throwing a hat into a room," but I figured it was a personal quirk. :laugh:
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Your hat collection sounds great! Might you post some pics? :viking:
I have about two thousand pics of hats, but they were photographed in slide format, many years ago.
I keep telling myself I am going to get a decent slide scanner, but the ones I have seen totally suck. If I am not ready to spend three thousand bucks, I can't get half decent scans of my slides (the reason I have so many slides is that once upon a time, I was a professional photographer - I really have many hundreds of thousands of (fairly amazing, in some cases) images to share, but you would have to come over. NO, bad idea. I don't accept guests)
Maybe, some day. (I keep saying this and I feel like a total wimp, but I can not do otherwise. Please, do not ask ME to post phone pics. I will not, unless it is of something current.)
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I actually like hats.
As my own natural head cover continues to recede, hats are more my "friends" than ever before.
That other bit was a joke. I would never throw one of my hats, not even a disposable one.
Ah, the joke went right over my head! I thought, "That's an odd habit, throwing a hat into a room," but I figured it was a personal quirk. :laugh:
I was raised in Texas.
That should be enough to help you understand the joke. If the hat comes out of the room, riddled with bullet holes, then, don't go in. Take your hat and leave.
:LOL:
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Your hat collection sounds great! Might you post some pics? :viking:
I have about two thousand pics of hats, but they were photographed in slide format, many years ago.
I keep telling myself I am going to get a decent slide scanner, but the ones I have seen totally suck. If I am not ready to spend three thousand bucks, I can't get half decent scans of my slides (the reason I have so many slides is that once upon a time, I was a professional photographer - I really have many hundreds of thousands of (fairly amazing, in some cases) images to share, but you would have to come over. NO, bad idea. I don't accept guests)
Maybe, some day. (I keep saying this and I feel like a total wimp, but I can not do otherwise. Please, do not ask ME to post phone pics. I will not, unless it is of something current.)
Slides bring back memories it was $5.85 for a roll of 36 when I worked in a processing store regardless of how many were on the roll
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Your hat collection sounds great! Might you post some pics? :viking:
I have about two thousand pics of hats, but they were photographed in slide format, many years ago.
I keep telling myself I am going to get a decent slide scanner, but the ones I have seen totally suck. If I am not ready to spend three thousand bucks, I can't get half decent scans of my slides (the reason I have so many slides is that once upon a time, I was a professional photographer - I really have many hundreds of thousands of (fairly amazing, in some cases) images to share, but you would have to come over. NO, bad idea. I don't accept guests)
Maybe, some day. (I keep saying this and I feel like a total wimp, but I can not do otherwise. Please, do not ask ME to post phone pics. I will not, unless it is of something current.)
Slides bring back memories it was $5.85 for a roll of 36 when I worked in a processing store regardless of how many were on the roll
I processed my own.
I bought long roll film, mostly; thirty three meters (around a hundred feet) or three hundred meters (just over a thousand feet), and rolled my own canisters as well. I had an E6 set up (which was all hand done) as well as a C41 line (which was a bit too touchy to do by hand, generally) and an automated twenty inch wide paper processing machine. I had all the shit, man. I was in business.
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Your hat collection sounds great! Might you post some pics? :viking:
I have about two thousand pics of hats, but they were photographed in slide format, many years ago.
I keep telling myself I am going to get a decent slide scanner, but the ones I have seen totally suck. If I am not ready to spend three thousand bucks, I can't get half decent scans of my slides (the reason I have so many slides is that once upon a time, I was a professional photographer - I really have many hundreds of thousands of (fairly amazing, in some cases) images to share, but you would have to come over. NO, bad idea. I don't accept guests)
Maybe, some day. (I keep saying this and I feel like a total wimp, but I can not do otherwise. Please, do not ask ME to post phone pics. I will not, unless it is of something current.)
Slides bring back memories it was $5.85 for a roll of 36 when I worked in a processing store regardless of how many were on the roll
I processed my own.
I bought long roll film, mostly; thirty three meters (around a hundred feet) or three hundred meters (just over a thousand feet), and rolled my own canisters as well. I had an E6 set up (which was all hand done) as well as a C41 line (which was a bit too touchy to do by hand, generally) and an automated twenty inch wide paper processing machine. I had all the shit, man. I was in business.
So was my brother but he specialized in custom black and white at the time we sent color to NJ or Rochester NY. The equipment we used was WW2 vintage for the B&W not many people did this then (70-80s) and we were in a very afferent community
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OK, now for what happened when I disappeared about an hour ago ...
It seems that it is my neighbor's birthday, today. (She is a majorly HAWT forty-something cougar type [settled down, these days, married well, I'd say], not at all interested in me, so let that shit go.) I heard a gaggle of loud feminine voices outside. What? YES! I went to investigate and intercepted this amazing entourage of middle aged (nah, fuck!! these were "meddle-aged" hawties) females in my front yard. I was almost in shock, then my neighbor spoke up from the center of the pack and I found a familiar reference. (GOOD GAWD!! WTF is going on!!)
She told me it was her birthday and she had gotten together with some old friends to celebrate, then she went off telling how she has told them all about me and my fabulous garden, then went through some rapid paced duty of introducing me to all of them. (OK, there is nothing I am going to gain here, but I CAN show off a bit, even with my clothes on). Well, fuck me (please?) I had no idea that her old friends (shuffling down the road, half drunk) looked better than any fucking cheerleading squad I had seen in recent times (trust me, I "look" at cheer leaders)!!
The only thing I could think of, after she rattled off all eleven of their names, was to remember their names and talk to each one, using each ones name (that was my showing off bit) as I walked a block along with them, completely surrounded by really hawt women, each of them asking about things that had nothing to do with my neighbor's birthday - GAWD!! Honestly, it is not that I got bored looking at tits half out, really well kept legs, tight-fitting ass-shorts or the promise of a tan line here and there, but, in all seriousness, what was I to do? Nothing, really. I just talked for a few minutes and had most of them intrigued by the fact that I had remembered each of their names, as my genuinely delectable neighbor said more than once, see I told you he was incredible.
If only... !!!
Seriously, IF ONLY ... uHm ... !!!
OK, I would die, right there on the street, if only ...
I was not tired of looking at tight shorts, tits half out, but what the hell was I going to do? The only way i could find to interact, even for a few minutes with this desirable bunch of (younger than I, too old for most of you, but GODDAMN!! beauties) was to talk. I had nothing to say. I wanted to dive in head first to the entire entourage, buck naked, but I only had my brain to work with, and after trying to make myself seem as capable of remembering shit, like very hawt women's names, I was done. I wished them well, hugged my neighbor and left with a promising half-hard on.
I said, "I hope to see you soon," but not to any one in particular, even though I was still touching my neighbor. It really would not matter which one or how many, for that matter. The growing tumescence was quite promising, from just talking.
I love it when that happens!
:evillaugh:
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I said, "I hope to see you soon," but not to any one in particular, even though I was still touching my neighbor. It really would not matter which one or how many, for that matter. The growing tumescence was quite promising, from just talking.
I love it when that happens!
:evillaugh:
Well, it's nice to feel the rush of interest....I imagine you were loving the attention :eyebrows:
Just wondering what Mrs Dawg would be thinking if she looked out the window and saw you carrying on like a little teenage puppy :P
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I said, "I hope to see you soon," but not to any one in particular, even though I was still touching my neighbor. It really would not matter which one or how many, for that matter. The growing tumescence was quite promising, from just talking.
I love it when that happens!
:evillaugh:
Well, it's nice to feel the rush of interest....I imagine you were loving the attention :eyebrows:
Just wondering what Mrs Dawg would be thinking if she looked out the window and saw you carrying on like a little teenage puppy :P
She would be bored.
What's your point?
Nevermind. Screw your point. This was about me.
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I said, "I hope to see you soon," but not to any one in particular, even though I was still touching my neighbor. It really would not matter which one or how many, for that matter. The growing tumescence was quite promising, from just talking.
I love it when that happens!
:evillaugh:
Well, it's nice to feel the rush of interest....I imagine you were loving the attention :eyebrows:
Just wondering what Mrs Dawg would be thinking if she looked out the window and saw you carrying on like a little teenage puppy :P
She would be bored.
What's your point?
Nevermind. Screw your point. This was about me.
I think it's you that wants your point screwed Mr Dawg. :eyebrows:
I actually think it's nice when other people find your partner attractive and desirable, was rather my point about your wife and whether she saw you with the laydeez. You obviously missed it because you are all swelled with testosterone!
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You don't know HALF of the swelling that went by.
Unfortunately for all of womankind, all that swelling went by.
(well, there will be some hangover effect, trust me on this one.)
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Unfortunately for all of womankind, all that swelling went by.
(well, there will be some hangover effect, trust me on this one.)
Yes Dawg, there are women out on the streets crying here because of the loss to womankind. ;)
I'm glad the ladies fawned over you though, that's a nice feeling if you are feeling a little neglected.
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Unfortunately for all of womankind, all that swelling went by.
(well, there will be some hangover effect, trust me on this one.)
Yes Dawg, there are women out on the streets crying here because of the loss to womankind. ;)
I'm glad the ladies fawned over you though, that's a nice feeling if you are feeling a little neglected.
Neglected? You are not serious, right?
I have only rarely been neglected in my entire life. Remember (legacy, here), hanging out with rock bands for eighteen years, taking what was left over after all the stars had their picks, was not so bad. Even "settling" for fifth or sixth best in town was fairly amazing, in my way of looking at it all.
:laugh:
Honestly, I did not have to settle when I married my best friend, though.
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:laugh:
And after this all, I am so curious what the last thing was the Dawg said out loud.
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Veel plezier, tot later.
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no nuts on that , please
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Veel plezier, tot later.
"Much fun, but later"?
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Can't remember what I said. :-\
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Veel plezier, tot later.
"Much fun, but later"?
Have fun, see you later. (literally, much fun, till later) :laugh:
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Veel=viel in German and plezier=plaisir in French.
Being a polyglot is :viking:
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Agreed.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
*clutches assorted, admittedly unused French and German books and cowers in the bathtub* :bath:
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Where did the ice cream come from?
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
You really said that out loud. :laugh: :thumbup:
Love my languages, because every language makes me think in a different way. Makes me see different details. Like the kind of paper you use to draw on will make a difference in how the drawing will be. Or if you use crayon or ink.
Don't think I am holier because of my languages. Not worse either.
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"jag sätter mig här i stället"
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I wish I could speak Dutch. It's similar enough to German to understand most of it in writing or spoken, if it's not about something very advanced.
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I seem to understand some written Dutch but spoken it's too different.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
:orly:
It's not 12 languages in Europe, btw. 12 languages were the former "official" EU languages.
Depending on how you define "language" there might be up to 40-50.
German and Russian are pretty big in Europe. More than 100 million German speakers and more than 200 million Russian speakers.
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Ja, zal ik doen.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
You really said that out loud. :laugh: :thumbup:
Love my languages, because every language makes me think in a different way. Makes me see different details. Like the kind of paper you use to draw on will make a difference in how the drawing will be. Or if you use crayon or ink.
Don't think I am holier because of my languages. Not worse either.
Well, I said all that and quite a bit more, very loudly.
You are not worse for your education!! Do not misunderstand ... but making another person feel that he/she is of some lesser value for concentrating their educational efforts in usable directions would probably make me go off on you as well.
Why waste time learning languages you will NEVER FUCKING use!!
I was tired of a couple of Euro-trash, asswipe co-workers, with more conflicting message tattoos and unhealthily located piercings than viable teeth, trying to make several of us (very successful, bi-lingual, facing-what-life-we-know Americans that we are) feel like we are somehow less educated than they, because we only know two languages (I did not bother to submit that my knowledge of commonly-used, scientific nomenclature based in Greek and Latin, far exceeds both of theirs if combined and tripled).
I am a quiet guy, mostly very considerate, and tolerant to all, but push me too far or get on my "friends" tits and I speak up.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
:orly:
It's not 12 languages in Europe, btw. 12 languages were the former "official" EU languages.
Depending on how you define "language" there might be up to 40-50.
German and Russian are pretty big in Europe. More than 100 million German speakers and more than 200 million Russian speakers.
I get it, as well as you. I used similarly ignorant, but American, stereotypes to put those two asswipes in their places. (We will see if they are strong enough to ever talk to me again. I doubt it.)
... but, mostly ...
Dude, stop with your stupid maps.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
You really said that out loud. :laugh: :thumbup:
Love my languages, because every language makes me think in a different way. Makes me see different details. Like the kind of paper you use to draw on will make a difference in how the drawing will be. Or if you use crayon or ink.
Don't think I am holier because of my languages. Not worse either.
Well, I said all that and quite a bit more, very loudly.
You are not worse for your education!! Do not misunderstand ... but making another person feel that he/she is of some lesser value for concentrating their educational efforts in usable directions would probably make me go off on you as well.
Why waste time learning languages you will NEVER FUCKING use!!
I was tired of a couple of Euro-trash, asswipe co-workers, with more conflicting message tattoos and unhealthily located piercings than viable teeth, trying to make several of us (very successful, bi-lingual, facing-what-life-we-know Americans that we are) feel like we are somehow less educated than they, because we only know two languages (I did not bother to submit that my knowledge of commonly-used, scientific nomenclature based in Greek and Latin, far exceeds both of theirs if combined and tripled).
I am a quiet guy, mostly very considerate, and tolerant to all, but push me too far or get on my "friends" tits and I speak up.
Oh, I get that. The language I'm raised in has a limited range. Doesn't get me far in the world. So, it is necessary for Dutch people to learn more languages. I think there are more obligatory languages in classes here than in Germany, France and England, simply because there are so few people speaking Dutch.
That in the process of learning languages I learned that it helped me think from different perspectives is a bonus.
Some languages I hated to learn and I forgot them too. Some took me an awful lot of time. One came easy, and that's the one I think and dream in as much as the language I'm raised in. And some foreign languages have got a strange beauty for me, even when not fluent in that language.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
You really said that out loud. :laugh: :thumbup:
Love my languages, because every language makes me think in a different way. Makes me see different details. Like the kind of paper you use to draw on will make a difference in how the drawing will be. Or if you use crayon or ink.
Don't think I am holier because of my languages. Not worse either.
Well, I said all that and quite a bit more, very loudly.
You are not worse for your education!! Do not misunderstand ... but making another person feel that he/she is of some lesser value for concentrating their educational efforts in usable directions would probably make me go off on you as well.
Why waste time learning languages you will NEVER FUCKING use!!
I was tired of a couple of Euro-trash, asswipe co-workers, with more conflicting message tattoos and unhealthily located piercings than viable teeth, trying to make several of us (very successful, bi-lingual, facing-what-life-we-know Americans that we are) feel like we are somehow less educated than they, because we only know two languages (I did not bother to submit that my knowledge of commonly-used, scientific nomenclature based in Greek and Latin, far exceeds both of theirs if combined and tripled).
I am a quiet guy, mostly very considerate, and tolerant to all, but push me too far or get on my "friends" tits and I speak up.
Oh, I get that. The language I'm raised in has a limited range. Doesn't get me far in the world. So, it is necessary for Dutch people to learn more languages. I think there are more obligatory languages in classes here than in Germany, France and England, simply because there are so few people speaking Dutch.
That in the process of learning languages I learned that it helped me think from different perspectives is a bonus.
Some languages I hated to learn and I forgot them too. Some took me an awful lot of time. One came easy, and that's the one I think and dream in as much as the language I'm raised in. And some foreign languages have got a strange beauty for me, even when not fluent in that language.
You totally missed the entire point of my out-loud rant, did you not? Your succeeding posts confirm this premise. I plan to let it go.
Never mind answering.
I will say no more.
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The multiple languages we speak in this hemisphere are actually spoken in this hemisphere. We get shit from various forms of euro-trash because we do not speak twelve worthless languages in this country, but the ones who live here, who have chosen to learn another language or two, are either stupid, still crying for their euro-trash ancestors or they have chosen a modern AMERICAN language, such as Spanish or Portuguese - fuck you that expect some exclusivity from ancient "dibs." We speak to the people we need to speak to. Others can either learn our languages or shut the fuck up with holier-that-thou bulllshit. We speak, you listen and shut the fuck UP!!
:orly:
It's not 12 languages in Europe, btw. 12 languages were the former "official" EU languages.
Depending on how you define "language" there might be up to 40-50.
German and Russian are pretty big in Europe. More than 100 million German speakers and more than 200 million Russian speakers.
I get it, as well as you. I used similarly ignorant, but American, stereotypes to put those two asswipes in their places. (We will see if they are strong enough to ever talk to me again. I doubt it.)
... but, mostly ...
Dude, stop with your stupid maps.
But I love maps. They're one of my obsessions. :orly:
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I get it, but seriously, I did that when I was twelve.
I also :wanker: a lot.
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
I only know one unless you could swears. And I am driving over 2500 miles this summer and will need no others
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I can speak some :bint: too:
Maja sestra sedit o dveri.
Vodka.
Chleb.
Vojna kaputt.
Job tvojemadj!
The last one is likely to get you killed or severly beaten up by a Russian. 8)
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
What is your other language?
I speak only English. :-\
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
I would not put down anyone because of something like that. Languages are one of my more persistent obsessions, though.
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
I would not put down anyone because of something like that. Languages are one of my more persistent obsessions, though.
I can appreciate that, and I get that you want to perfect what you do know, as I do.
I have tried hard to learn ... even when I make a mistake, I often know exactly, to a fine degree, what failures of mine made up the various contributing factors that lead up to my mistake.
@CBC:
I began speaking Spanish as a hack when I was six years old (beginning with simple sign language and broad assertions that the other could interpret my signs). Around the time I reached sixth grade (age of twelve) I felt like I already knew everything that there was to know about English, and honestly, I have only learned the most vague and unpopular subtleties since that time. I turn my attention to learning the grammar of proper Spanish and let go the slang I had learned.
It was only much later, in my twenties, that I leaned back into the rest of the English language grammar that I had skipped over as a child.
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
I realise that.
And experienced it the other way around long time ago.
At a meeting of German students and youngsters, and Dutch students and youngsters the language used was German, no matter where the meeting was, in the Netherlands, or Germany. And as long as people were patient, it would work well. Then one time there were two German guys who kept complaining on how defective the understanding of some of the Dutch people was, when it came to the German language. All should be able to speak it fluent, or be silent, if they had their say, because Germany was bigger than the Netherlands. They endangered the whole meeting, by being more and more insulting, and by talking faster and faster, and after that, by talking in the Bavarian dialect.
The rest of the group then decided that the language used should be English for two days. So that those two could experience what it was like to talk and think in another language for an extended time. Those two young men were very unhappy with it. Their English was abominable. But none of the other people attending the meeting was having any mercy on them. They did tone down a bit after that. They also were not part of the group when we met the year after that. And no one missed them.
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From the German point of view, Netherlands is just a German dialect. It's a kind of lower Franconian.
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Ah, but that is not what it is about. Doesn't matter what the genealogy of the languages are in what I wrote.
It is about the rudeness and impoliteness people can display, because of them feeling superior because of their language skills.
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
I realise that.
And experienced it the other way around long time ago.
At a meeting of German students and youngsters, and Dutch students and youngsters the language used was German, no matter where the meeting was, in the Netherlands, or Germany. And as long as people were patient, it would work well. Then one time there were two German guys who kept complaining on how defective the understanding of some of the Dutch people was, when it came to the German language. All should be able to speak it fluent, or be silent, if they had their say, because Germany was bigger than the Netherlands. They endangered the whole meeting, by being more and more insulting, and by talking faster and faster, and after that, by talking in the Bavarian dialect.
The rest of the group then decided that the language used should be English for two days. So that those two could experience what it was like to talk and think in another language for an extended time. Those two young men were very unhappy with it. Their English was abominable. But none of the other people attending the meeting was having any mercy on them. They did tone down a bit after that. They also were not part of the group when we met the year after that. And no one missed them.
... and this kind of thing is why most Euros think that the world is a village.
It is not.
... but at least you understand a small bit of what it is to be tromped upon for nothing.
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So, you'll just have to wait until tomorrow. I've gone ahead without you.
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Ah, but that is not what it is about. Doesn't matter what the genealogy of the languages are in what I wrote.
It is about the rudeness and impoliteness people can display, because of them feeling superior because of their language skills.
It sounds as if you and I are speaking the same language, again.
I will not be put down for doing my best to be the best I can be.
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I probably missed it all Dawg.
Sometimes we do speak completely different, both using English. :laugh:
They were putting us down for only knowing two languages.
I shut them up.
I would not put down anyone because of something like that. Languages are one of my more persistent obsessions, though.
I can appreciate that, and I get that you want to perfect what you do know, as I do.
I have tried hard to learn ... even when I make a mistake, I often know exactly, to a fine degree, what failures of mine made up the various contributing factors that lead up to my mistake.
@CBC:
I began speaking Spanish as a hack when I was six years old (beginning with simple sign language and broad assertions that the other could interpret my signs). Around the time I reached sixth grade (age of twelve) I felt like I already knew everything that there was to know about English, and honestly, I have only learned the most vague and unpopular subtleties since that time. I turn my attention to learning the grammar of proper Spanish and let go the slang I had learned.
It was only much later, in my twenties, that I leaned back into the rest of the English language grammar that I had skipped over as a child.
Wow, what got you interested in the first place? :orly:
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I had a new neighbor one day, my age, with whom I could not communicate. He was new to this country. His family worked in the fields around our house. We began to try to communicate with signs. We exchanged languages, over the next two years and he became a citizen with his father (sorry, but women were not significant enough to warrant citizenship to his people, despite the fact that the "Matriarch" of the family is the ruler of all interests within the immediate family - never quite figured that shit out ???). We became friends. Best friends, even. Well he was my only friend.
He and I were real friends for several years, until he took his afternoon siesta in the shade, under a grain truck in the harvesting fields one day. We were thirteen. He was "working" and I was playing. He napped for an hour after his lunch while I played in the irrigation ditch mud. He was crushed alive when the truck driver awoke from his siesta and realized that his truck was late for the harvester's load. It was bad.
I had taught several of them some English and they had taught me some "Mexican." (I found later that what I had learned was not really educated Spanish. My education in Spanish began about two years and many tears later.)
I always kept him in my mind as I learned his language for many years to come.
... but mainly, it was the language of the majority of the people who lived in the land where I grew up. Most people there speak both languages.
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This is for my bill , thanks
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'natt!
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Ah, but that is not what it is about. Doesn't matter what the genealogy of the languages are in what I wrote.
It is about the rudeness and impoliteness people can display, because of them feeling superior because of their language skills.
I guess if we were some Swedes and Norwegians, most of the Swedes would insist on speaking Swedish, though in fact, those languages are so similar so the Norwegians could be understood perfectly by speaking their own language.
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YOU HAVE GOT THE WRONG DAWG!!!!!!!!!1!11
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A Mcfrazzle-shat please :zoinks:
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Ouch. I think I was sleeping.
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"I don't know why your computer is being so crappy."
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Not the last thing I said out loud, but certainly the most intriguing thing today:
"Zipper or buttons?"
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"night"
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See ya tomorrow
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"I cant wait to leave!"
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Love you.
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Love you.
Thanks, love you, too
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you dork. I dont think she was talking to you
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Fuck you, asswipe. I was playing cutesy with Callaway.
If she finds it funny, suits me
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you arent cute. your fucking stupid, copycat is more your style
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Damn, you still cant spell.
Go argue with mommy
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yeah, we know. and neither can you so what now? Can I fuck your mommy dork?
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Sure, if you wanna
She's been dead for 7 years
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Can I fuck you, dork?
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Thanks, for giving me a reason for upping my post count.
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can mommy have her phone back please
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Nice.
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number eight, please
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MAX come on boy
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No, I don't want to play Minecraft.
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Bye
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OK
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I had a conversation with my aunt about how messy my dad's apartment is going to be once I leave
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stop talking to yourself, brown. :zoinks:
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I'm glad you love that book so much.
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"no idea"
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"Not yet" to the cat who wants feeding.
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oh shit! AHHHHHH.
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I am pretty sure it was, " FUCK THIS," after dealing with an hour of my eleven year old daughter's PMS bullshit.
:violin:
:police:
Got to reign myself IN a bit, maybe.
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"We need to start getting ready at 11:30am so that we have time to catch the subway" (to my kids)
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It was either "Thank you," or "Bye," said to the cab driver who brought me home. :orly:
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"Its fucking hot outside"
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It was during the bedtime story ritual. Something about Farmer Giles and his fleet of pink and purple tractors - i didn't get to the end :LOL:
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"You don't like the fish? I'll remember that next time" *she said to her daughter, sounding like a short order cook* ;)
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I am pretty sure it was, " FUCK THIS," after dealing with an hour of my eleven year old daughter's PMS bullshit.
:violin:
:police:
Got to reign myself IN a bit, maybe.
Sorry DD, this made me laugh so hard.
Call it empathy by experience. Just had my share of something very similar. * SIGH *
Last thing I did out loud was laughing.
Before that, I greeted some people in the street I think, while returning home after dropping said daughter at school. This is a small village, people do greet here.
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Okay, thanks. Have a great morning.
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"Wait, what day is it? Monday? Holidays throw me off"
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"I might listen to music."
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dammit
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"that doesn't mean she's going to throw up"
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"How much do I owe?"
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"I was thinking we could leave around 10"
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Grande Caramel Soy Latte
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MAX, house
I don't talk much during the day except to Max
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"I'm proud of you" to my son
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See you tomorrow.
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Goodnight, I love you too
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its about time
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MAX, house
I don't talk much during the day except to Max
I love talking to :doggie: :doggie: :doggie: and when dogsitting I do it all the time! :heart:
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:angel: "Thank you." :angel:
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OK, thank you.
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"A foreign number?"
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FUCK THIS!!
I tried to have a wonderful night out with the kids by attending "Jazz On The Square" at a nearby town.
It was some washed up lametard singing (FUCCKING SINGING!!) load of ancients doing rock.
While I Lurv rock music, this shit was so disappointing, even my daughter agreed that we should give it up.
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Love you too, Dad
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I made your tea.
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" Black, no cream."
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Bye
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"OK"
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OK, ook goed.
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Did you take the yellow phone book?
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You little bugger
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Oooh, wat is er met jou?
(Sirius started gently licking my neckline, he has never done that before)
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"Enjoy"
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'put it away'
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"jepp"
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"it will have to be tomorrow, now"
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You too.
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"I know but we're not deciding that right now"
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Thank you, good bye.
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Dammit! I knew that was too easy!
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It was rooney's hairdo :hahaha:
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He's sucking on his frog
(Ladybug asked what the dog was doing, he's sucking on his stuffed frog toy. He does that when he's tired :P )
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Yes the feathers on top of a birds head are called a crest
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He's sucking on his frog
(Ladybug asked what the dog was doing, he's sucking on his stuffed frog toy. He does that when he's tired :P )
Until I read the parenthetical addition, you can guess what went through my mind.
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:lol1:
Mochi loves you
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'Als jullie deze poepmuziek blijven draaien ga ik naar een andere zender en kom godverdomme nooit meer terug', :o I said out loud.. in reply to the shitty music they aired.. dunno.. half an hour ago. Which ja, is very unlikely for I tend love that station.
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'Als jullie deze poepmuziek blijven draaien ga ik naar een andere zender en kom godverdomme nooit meer terug', :o I said out loud.. in reply to the shitty music they aired.. dunno.. half an hour ago. Which ja, is very unlikely for I tend love that station.
:rofl:
Dat zal ze leren. :viking:
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You'll have to come in here because I can't hear you
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Fucking penalties.
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This isn't a very happy movie is it.
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Fucking penalties.
:hahaha:
I wanted you guys to win, too.
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Fucking penalties.
:hahaha:
I wanted you guys to win, too.
We always fuck up with penalties. Jesus, if i was England manager i would get them at it all the time! I remember Psycho a.k.a Stuart Pearce missing, and then he put it in the back of the net for Euro 96 - only to have Southgate hoof it later on! That broke my heart - it was against Germany too....grrrr I vowed not to get into again after that, but i did this time. Gutted. Heartbroken...again :'(
To be fair, looking at the game as a whole Italy deserved to win. They played some decent football, let's face it they usually spend most of the game diving on the floor crying 'ref' :zoinks: which they did not this time, they just couldn't score!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr :grrr:
I am grumpy today.
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I wanted to do the splashpad on Thursday instead because it's supposed to be hot out.
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Fucking penalties.
:hahaha:
I wanted you guys to win, too.
We always fuck up with penalties. Jesus, if i was England manager i would get them at it all the time! I remember Psycho a.k.a Stuart Pearce missing, and then he put it in the back of the net for Euro 96 - only to have Southgate hoof it later on! That broke my heart - it was against Germany too....grrrr I vowed not to get into again after that, but i did this time. Gutted. Heartbroken...again :'(
To be fair, looking at the game as a whole Italy deserved to win. They played some decent football, let's face it they usually spend most of the game diving on the floor crying 'ref' :zoinks: which they did not this time, they just couldn't score!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr :grrr:
I am grumpy today.
Look at it from my perspective: I'm used to having my team lose. I don't expect more from them. There's only the vaguest of disappointments when they exit yet another championship, but a pleasant surprise should they happen to win.
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Fucking penalties.
:hahaha:
I wanted you guys to win, too.
We always fuck up with penalties. Jesus, if i was England manager i would get them at it all the time! I remember Psycho a.k.a Stuart Pearce missing, and then he put it in the back of the net for Euro 96 - only to have Southgate hoof it later on! That broke my heart - it was against Germany too....grrrr I vowed not to get into again after that, but i did this time. Gutted. Heartbroken...again :'(
To be fair, looking at the game as a whole Italy deserved to win. They played some decent football, let's face it they usually spend most of the game diving on the floor crying 'ref' :zoinks: which they did not this time, they just couldn't score!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr :grrr:
I am grumpy today.
Look at it from my perspective: I'm used to having my team lose. I don't expect more from them. There's only the vaguest of disappointments when they exit yet another championship, but a pleasant surprise should they happen to win.
You sound like a fellow Seahawks fan :)
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The likes of us are everywhere.
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Enjoy Biology! Bye.
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wtf are you doing ronaldo?
duh..you are their best penalty taker, yet you must be thick as pigshit!
I wanted Portugal to beat Spain. :grrr:
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Yes. To the question if I wanted a cup of coffee
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okay, I will think up some more clues
(youngest is playing detective and she said the cat is the "feef"...I love that she pronounces her "th" as an "f". The cute factor just doesn't get old :laugh: )
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'Let's go and check the internet'.
My life is just full of excitement.
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I'll get a 2 litre.
(Of diet root beer. The PR wants to lose weight and doesn't like diet sodas, so we're going to mix increasing amounts of diet drink with her regular drinks so she can get used to it.)
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I love you too, sweet girl.
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I'll get a 2 litre.
(Of diet root beer. The PR wants to lose weight and doesn't like diet sodas, so we're going to mix increasing amounts of diet drink with her regular drinks so she can get used to it.)
The taste of diet sodas is vile to me. I rather have water than a diet soda. Diluted, it still is vile.
And if I were to mix sodas down for caloric reasons, I think I would use sparkling water to do that.
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Rock, paper, scissors!
(exciting morning going on over here with the little one :laugh: )
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I don't know. I'm busy.
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Shit!
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Jag går och dricker mitt kaffe igen.
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Asking my old man if he had seen the vial of 2,5-dimethoxy-4-methyl-beta-nitrostyrene that I had been searching all over the house for. (I eventually found it, sitting on a kitchen shelf, of all the crowbegotten places, behind a bottle of milkshake flavoring)
And singing, to the fields of the nephilim CD thats currently playing on my CD player. And growling along to a Kittie album.
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Fucking bugger..Looking for lost bits of my stash.
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Lime cordial. Wish I had some vodka to spice it up a bit.
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Jävlar!
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I don't know where his ear is. Did you look on his head?
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I definitely like the Nano better than the LC9.
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"Jammer poes, jij blijft binnen."
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booger
Slayer ~ Angel of Death (Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0#)
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I believe it was "Thank you." :angel:
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Damn rednecks. some of them are gorgeous, <-----------I said that
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OK, visst.
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Drive safely
I love you
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I think it was "Thank you." :angel:
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Take whatever is left.
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Well, if you saw him this morning, he probably didn't die. It's the same name though.
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OK, I didn't remember that.
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I'll fuck your moms fat hairy pussy!
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A string of rude words, after stumbling about in the dark getting out of bed, and almost stepping on (which would almost certainly break) one of my vacuum take-off adaptors for my lab glassware set, and almost knocking a bottle of acetic anhydride off the shelf. That...would have A-caused serious burns and made my bedroom uninhabitable for quite a long time, and B-been an expensive, hard to replace fuck up, as AA is pretty hard to get hold of, seeing as its regulated due to its use in heroin manufacture.
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I don't care. Just take the damn medicine before I forget.
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No, both be silent!!!!!
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'kay. Bye.
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To my little girl: "I need some more of my favorite lovin' from my snuggle buddy!"
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You'll figure it out.
(mentally added - Men!?)
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To my littlest minion: "I love you, my Princess!"
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You too.
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Godverdomme.. schijtmuis!
This, just after my (comp.) mouse reacted too slowly again whilst I was playing an online game. I 'died'.
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OK... hojta till
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Fuckin place is slow again
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"This is for my public" grabbed my nards and then moonwalked to the kitchen to get something to eat
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"OK"
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For fucks sake (dropped avocado on the floor)
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A stream of not very polite terms, after I was draining a poppy pod extract in MeOH into a bowl, out the top of the blender, letting the liquid portion trickle through the cracks, all the bits screwed in tight...or not. Mostly done, then the entire mass left over had to make the lid fall off, and end up in the filtrate.
Fuck it. Vac filtration this time :P
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Love you.
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Love you
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Love you.
Love you
skyblue1 and Eclair? :tard:
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I need to fix that strap.
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Penis
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I'll fuck your moms fat hairy pussy!
I see you are bonding with your neighbors. :zoinks:
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For fucks sake (dropped avocado on the floor)
This made me giggle. Sorry about the avocado though. Here is another! :kinanna:
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Avacodos are slippery. I somehow managed to get it on my white sock last night when I was making my Red Kidney bean surprise
:green:
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She can't be serious
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Thank You
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I yawned like a baboon. it was ungodly, :blonde:
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Hej då.
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Well crows take it if I didn't just get one hell of a surprise.
Had my old man pick up something for me to drink, wanting a soft drink of some sort, having nothing whatsoever in the way of potable fluid until just now.
Only I got something ten minutes ago, and got two bottles of vanilla coke given me.
I thought vanilla coke was no longer made at all, in the slightest in the UK.
I used to looooooove vanilla coke, and thought honestly that I could no longer buy it for any sum of money
Only to find it exists still.
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"Tot ziens"
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"Mmm."
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WTF?
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Max
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Cum fucky sucky licky macarena.
It is one of my echolaliac stims.
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Cum fucky sucky licky macarena.
It is one of my echolaliac stims.
Most inappropriate for this family-friendly site, especially on the Sabbath. :M
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Max
Max is a wonderful dog, we want Max pictures! :heart:
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Cum fucky sucky licky macarena.
It is one of my echolaliac stims.
Most inappropriate for this family-friendly site, especially on the Sabbath. :M
:finger: :hahaha:
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My hand feels like a pussy! :zoinks: ;)
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Cum fucky sucky licky macarena.
It is one of my echolaliac stims.
Most inappropriate for this family-friendly site, especially on the Sabbath. :M
It wasn't on the Sabbath, it was on a Sunday. :M
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My hand feels like a pussy! :zoinks: ;)
That furry?
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Mmmm...aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (a sigh of appreciative satisfaction, not a cry of pain and/or anguish; I'm pleased to say of course)
Coming as the result of the local corner shop, who I give quite a bit of good business allowing me to use their phone to ring home after grabbing my latest handful of scripts from the clinic, as my unreliable old basta....I mean...father..my bad. He HAD promised me a lift when the clinic opened the day before. But come today he had not got out of bed for long enough that I knew I HAD to walk and try for a lift back etc. if I were to stand a chav in hell's chance of getting one before the carers for the witch mother got here or were just about to.
Saved me a long and excruciatingly, unspeakably painful walk to the pharmacy and thence back again in the cold...pretty nippy outside this morning early as; lol I was still in my dressing gown underneath my jacket, threw it over my shirt quickly on my way out and was pretty glad I did even for the shorter walk I did have to endure.
Got a lift back in the pre-heated car and a shot of oxy inside me where it belongs, hence the sigh of delight.
All that shivery, miserable shitty freezing my bollocks off, gone in a nigh instantaneous rush of warmth, pleasure and relaxation. Now its time for a mug of steaming hot tea with just a hint of lemon balm and honey for sweetness.
Although, I might just skip the balm on this one, as I recently restocked my stash (of tea, derived from Camellia sinensis; that is, or at least very much the greater portion of any such teas being almost all, allowing for such things as earl and lady grey or the abominable jasmine flavored teas (fucking right minging stuff jasmine tea...ewww)
And got a lovely light white tea. I adore white teas the most of any kind of tea (at least, excluding teas brewed from other herbs, psychoactive or otherwise), with lady grey coming in a close second, white wins out however.
Not too heavily caffeinated at all, light, but very good flavour, not insipid, as 'light' might sound as it implies.
I love it without milk (of course. It is a travesty and bordering on blaspheming and heresy to piss in tea thusly IMO)
and with just a little splat of honey, pref. lime blossom or failing that, acacia honey for a sweetener, I got that from my grandma on my old man's side before she died probably, from all the times visiting her house up in yorkshire as a kid and growing up, she ALWAYS took honey with her tea instead of sugar, and I discovered I too preferred it.
Soon as I've finished my injections and had a fag then I'm definitely having myself a mug of said white tea. Its so tasty, and moreish too, I find that I ALWAYS want a second helping the moment I've drained the last mouthful from my cup. Whilst I don't overconsume stimulants, especially caffeine but I just fucking bet its addictive (not caffeine, that is, I mean this white tea in paticular, its just TOO tasty to show no reinforcing properties)
This tea is going to be the 'ice' of the stimulant family as a whole (I refer to high-test methphet rather than 4-MAR, or the other aminorex family, as I have never tried any of them)
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That's OK,
Doei!
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Get a faster disk while you are at it.
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"Thank you." :angel:
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"Dan heb je er niet eens lol aan."
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"OK"
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It was some variation on "Thank you, bye." :angel:
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Äh!
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"Jones??"
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"Jag kan tänka mig att det gör det."
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"Jag kan tänka mig att det gör det."
Were you talking to someone about the Jag? :hotrodder:
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"Lenny you crazy russian get over here!!!"
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"Jag kan tänka mig att det gör det."
Were you talking to someone about the Jag? :hotrodder:
No. Google Translate is your friend.
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I just told Fester what an awesome cat he is.
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Shit its 7:00
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A mumbled good morning to my wife.
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"Jij ook"
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?
Last I said now:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"OK"
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?
Last I said now:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"OK"
I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. :P Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon. :tinfoil:
My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"
My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?
Last I said now:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"OK"
I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. :P Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon. :tinfoil:
My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"
My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"
You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?
Last I said now:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"OK"
I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. :P Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon. :tinfoil:
My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"
My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"
You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?
I forgot "are" in my original post. :GA: I can't figure out pronouns, but the rest seems like English. :P
As a suspected sock puppet of the Aspie Overlord, I have many powers. :tinfoil: :vader:
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?
Last I said now:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"OK"
I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. :P Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon. :tinfoil:
My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"
My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"
You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?
I forgot "are" in my original post. :GA: I can't figure out pronouns, but the rest seems like English. :P
As a suspected sock puppet of the Aspie Overlord, I have many powers. :tinfoil: :vader:
Dutch does have things in common with English. Grammatically it is closer to German though. The language is packed with English loanwords too, but in these sentences, I did not use a single loanword.
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"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
I understand that. :nerdy: I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow. :tinfoil:
Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?
Last I said now:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"OK"
I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. :P Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon. :tinfoil:
My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"
My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"
"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"
You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?
I forgot "are" in my original post. :GA: I can't figure out pronouns, but the rest seems like English. :P
As a suspected sock puppet of the Aspie Overlord, I have many powers. :tinfoil: :vader:
Dutch does have things in common with English. Grammatically it is closer to German though. The language is packed with English loanwords too, but in these sentences, I did not use a single loanword.
Not even "water"? :P
I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
Many of the words seem similar to English words, excluding exact spellings and tenses. :nerd!:
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I am a strong man!
My doctor's tests proved it. Had my One Year after surgery test today.
I went through an hour of tests today to assess my healing progress.
I am a strong man.
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I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s. :P
When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.
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I am a strong man!
My doctor's tests proved it. Had my One Year after surgery test today.
I went through an hour of tests today to assess my healing progress.
I am a strong man.
That sounds good.
Gives me some hope.
After I have got my gallbladder dealt with, I will bring up my hips to the new GP I have. Last one did not take hip issues serious at all. I know people who have been duped because of that.
Yesterday I had to do a lot of twisting movements at work, hanging clothes and curtains for the shop, and checking them on defects. Yesterday evening I was showing all hip problem signs. I felt older than my years. But, with congenital hip issues in my family, this is to be expected.
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I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s. :P
When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.
:plus:
Je uim speaken ze Dutch. :hyke: :laugh:
English is easy to fake. Say anything to an American, and we'll interpret it as English. :tard:
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
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I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s. :P
When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.
:plus:
Je uim speaken ze Dutch. :hyke: :laugh:
English is easy to fake. Say anything to an American, and we'll interpret it as English. :tard:
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
The Muppets: Pöpcørn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE#ws)
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I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s. :P
When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.
:plus:
Je uim speaken ze Dutch. :hyke: :laugh:
English is easy to fake. Say anything to an American, and we'll interpret it as English. :tard:
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
The Muppets: Pöpcørn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE#ws)
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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I am a strong man!
My doctor's tests proved it. Had my One Year after surgery test today.
I went through an hour of tests today to assess my healing progress.
I am a strong man.
That sounds good.
Gives me some hope.
After I have got my gallbladder dealt with, I will bring up my hips to the new GP I have. Last one did not take hip issues serious at all. I know people who have been duped because of that.
Yesterday I had to do a lot of twisting movements at work, hanging clothes and curtains for the shop, and checking them on defects. Yesterday evening I was showing all hip problem signs. I felt older than my years. But, with congenital hip issues in my family, this is to be expected.
It is worth it.
Be prepared to give up a year of (fun and sleep and the many things you can do and take for granted that you will always do, such as putting on socks or picking up what your clumsy ass just dropped) your life in a recovery program; I was NOT fully prepared, but I got through it anyway. Exercising for half a day then half dying the rest of the day because you pushed yourself too far, then not being able to sleep because there is no way to find a restful position that does not hurt after about two minutes begins to weigh heavily on your need for peace.
It works, though. Just do not become too depressed once you reach one of those "hopeless plateaus" I called them. You reach a point where your healing process has jumped by huge leaps then it just stops getting better. Once you reach a plateau in your healing, You are in ONE place for a month or so when nothing changes, no matter how much work you do, no matter whether you use heat or cold or additional drugs or extra rest - no matter. You gain nothing! It is important that you do not give up! Keep working your recovery and you will find another healing hill to climb and progress will again be made.
... until the next plateau! Never give up. You will have a great deal of pain and work to muster through. BUT it is worth it!
Just do not dwell too long on your X-rays. Having a large foreign titanium prosthesis embedded inside the depths of your body is a bit disturbing. Importantly, NEVER look at an X-ray of your junk!
Now that can be really disturbing, seeing your "junk" in X-ray. :hide:
I feel it all ending now and it IS worth all the work and pain. I can kick again, like a real man. I can walk without limping, even better, I can walk without (much) pain!
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
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I said "Thank you" to the bus driver as I got out at my stop. :angel:
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
And when they do, it's just mO mO mO. :lol1:
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
And when they do, it's just mO mO mO. :lol1:
See, you remembered. :thumbup:
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
And when they do, it's just mO mO mO. :lol1:
See, you remembered. :thumbup:
My vocabulary is better than my attention span. :zoinks:
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Okay Sweet Pea (to the PR)
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
I would like to remind everyone that we have a :witchygoldfish: in the hidden smilies thread. :police:
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
I would like to remind everyone that we have a :witchygoldfish: in the hidden smilies thread. :police:
I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
If only I could understand them. :orly:
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
If only I could understand them. :orly:
Maybe they are too refined for you. :M
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
If only I could understand them. :orly:
Maybe they are too refined for you. :M
I'll ask Hyke what they mean. :M
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
If only I could understand them. :orly:
Maybe they are too refined for you. :M
I'll ask Hyke what they mean. :M
It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.
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I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
Not true. :P
I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P
I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
If only I could understand them. :orly:
Maybe they are too refined for you. :M
I'll ask Hyke what they mean. :M
It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.
:police: :( :police:
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
"We" being America. :P
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I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.
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And I said "javisst" to my wife, just now.
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Love you.
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Lay down Max. (He was pacing and driving me a bit nutty)
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Love you.
How sweet. :)
I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.
Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority. :P
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
I would like to remind everyone that we have a :witchygoldfish: in the hidden smilies thread. :police:
I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.
I think it is a newspaper. This fish looks intellectual. :orly:
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I said "Thank you" to the bus driver as I got out at my stop. :angel:
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Love you.
How sweet. :)
I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.
Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority. :P
I think he was Prime Minister for a while. :P
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I haven't spoken today. My last words yesterday were "god natt".
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. :tard:
Goldfish say very little. :M
I would like to remind everyone that we have a :witchygoldfish: in the hidden smilies thread. :police:
I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.
I think it is a newspaper. This fish looks intellectual. :orly:
If it's an intellectual, what's it doing in America? :autism:
Love you.
How sweet. :)
I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.
Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority. :P
I think he was Prime Minister for a while. :P
:indeed:
I found a picture:
(http://blogretailrefugees.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/chef.jpg)
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Impressive-looking guy.
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"Good morning, Sweet Pea."
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"Shall I cut your pills for you?"
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"Good morning".
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"It should be" Upon Ceilidh asking if it is fine to mix chicken in with pasta bake.
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Stop it Max
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Who were you talking to mom?
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I can see you are looking at me (to the cat).
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"Jepp"
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lick my ass.
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I said, "Thank YOU." :angel:
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I said, "You're welcome." :harp:
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"Spiderman?"
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Bye.
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Have fun.
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Close the door, please.
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Come on, Liam.
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^ my last words were very similar:
"Kom op, Sirius."
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"I fucking hate babies!"
To give you a bit of context, I was playing Dead Space 2 on survivor mode.
Dead Space 2 - Daycare Scene [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14IrML31Ko#ws)
Going through that entire daycare/school section is fucking terrifying. You have exploding necromorph babies and necromorph children. There's one stage when you're in the school hall, on stage and an army of the goddamn things come charging at you.
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I got a boogie
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SHIT!
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"Fuck off Christmas!"
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Damned optional units are too hard to recognize
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If this is another bot...
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"OK"
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"Heb je zin in thee?"
(better make that tea now)
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Kayleigh?
Seeing if she is awake. She is not.
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When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "What?!"
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Turn that down, please.
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When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "What?!"
When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.
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Damn it all!
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Twee uur is prima, dank u wel, daag.
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I am not feeding you yet. You have over an hour to wait.
To Mollie the cat who is meowing at me.
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I sang some of the lyrics of The Rains of Castamere out loud.
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Good morning.
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If you know him so well tell me what gender he was... (last thing I thought)
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Yes please.
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Wat een kut muziek.
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Dammit to hell
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God morgon.
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Damn, its morning again.
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I usually put the number in. Then I push the green button.
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I said "You're welcome" to a neighbor after telling him that his friend was looking for him outside. :angel:
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"Carry on."
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Trusten.
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"Carry on."
Those movies were never as funny as I thought they should have been. :(
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To my daughter 'be careful if you let the dog out the skunk is under the trailer'
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To my daughter 'the key is under the doormat, the skunk is under the trailer'
fixed
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Either "Bye" or "Thank you." :M :angel:
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"There's cake!?"
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"fuck it!!!"
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"Carry on."
My Wayward son?
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"Morning"
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A fuming tirade of fury directed at a pair of filth that had the temerity to turn up here.
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Just now
Yes. I went to Dot's
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No, you can't go out. - to Liam, who is not allowed outside at night.
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I thanked the postman (postwoman actually in this case) for the packages my old man had coming, and then after she'd left, said a few rather rude words when I found that there was no package for me, with some reagents I have been waiting for.
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Thank you Kayleigh.
She brought me lunch.
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I said "Thank you" to the cab driver who dropped me off at home. :angel:
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I said "Thank you" to the cab driver who dropped me off at home. :angel:
I thanked my driver again the following afternoon (Sunday), it's now Thursday morning,
and I don't believe I've said a word aloud since! What a great three-day vacation!
Now back to work, where I will chatter nonstop! :blah:
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Either 'a pack of co-codamol, 32s please', 'a pack of co-dydramol please, the 32s' (can't remember which of the two was purchased in which order)
'looks like this big lump of lead must have fallen from that roof up there'
Or 'hm....I think this could use with some more 'tone' ('tone being chemist shorthand/in house shop-talk nickname for 'acetone')
And 'dad, don't move that, its full of methanol'
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And 'dad, don't move that, its full of methanol'
Just your typical everyday English family setting the table for tea! :laugh:
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It is here.
Lol he's sometimes even enquired if a stain on a metal countertop is safe to wipe away (that is using paper roll, just in case, I imagine, something is extremely oxidizing but has accidentally had a few drops spilled. Because there are things that would quite easily make for example, paper, sugar, glycerine, alcohol or other things that could present themselves as fuel, burst into flame. Perchloric acid is likely the worst, as it likes to soak into for example wooden lab furniture, tables etc. and form very shock-and-friction sensitive primary explosives, cellulose perchlorates I think. And after a long time, its there lurking. When a source of ignition, heat, friction, or one puts down something heavily. BOOM!
Have had to tell him not to enter certain rooms at times because whilst I was wearing a gas mask, and covered in heavy butyl rubber gloves, goggles, covered in an old, very thick leather trench I use for a labcoat because it will resist many corrosives for long enough to shed the thing and douse it in whatever it takes to quench the same.
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"Happy Birthday!" to my son.
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"Here, have some cushions." to Kayleigh, who is lounging on my bed playing Tetris on her phone.
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"Happy Birthday!" to my son.
Happy birthday :cake: to you too, Dad of minions!
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"Happy Birthday!" to my son.
Happy birthday :cake: to you too, Dad of minions!
I know...I turned 17 yesterday.
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realized the last time I bought thiamine in a local pharmacy I'd been overcharged by nearly 4x the price, which considering that ran to £30 for just two boxes, selling at £4 a pop, I swore a blistering oath or two and bitched about it:P
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This is gonNA HURT!!!"