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Quote from: hykeaswell on January 11, 2014, 05:56:02 PMQuote from: Gary on January 11, 2014, 05:35:44 PMI have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. Goldfish say very little. I would like to remind everyone that we have a in the hidden smilies thread.
Quote from: Gary on January 11, 2014, 05:35:44 PMI have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. Goldfish say very little.
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.
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Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true. I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true.
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AMQuote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true. I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.
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Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AMQuote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true. I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. If only I could understand them.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AMQuote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AMQuote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true. I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. If only I could understand them. Maybe they are too refined for you.
Quote from: odeon on January 14, 2014, 12:00:48 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AMQuote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AMQuote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true. I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. If only I could understand them. Maybe they are too refined for you. I'll ask Hyke what they mean.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 14, 2014, 12:26:49 AMQuote from: odeon on January 14, 2014, 12:00:48 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AMQuote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AMQuote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PMI have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. Not true. I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. If only I could understand them. Maybe they are too refined for you. I'll ask Hyke what they mean. It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.
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I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 12, 2014, 10:02:21 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 11, 2014, 05:56:02 PMQuote from: Gary on January 11, 2014, 05:35:44 PMI have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. Goldfish say very little. I would like to remind everyone that we have a in the hidden smilies thread. I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.
Quote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 07:44:37 PMLove you.How sweet. Quote from: odeon on January 17, 2014, 12:06:11 AMI think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority.
