INTENSITY²
Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: McGiver on June 11, 2007, 04:29:18 PM
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what is so interesting about it?
I'm not playing that game with you :finger: :P
it doesn't matter. i just needed you to give me one more post so that i could lock my second ask away thread at 69 pages.
do you feel used?
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Not yet, unfortunately :P
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But the question is why did you post two more times on that thread before locking it? You ruined your own perfect 69 pages.
Oh and have some karma since I overtook you :P
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But the question is why did you post two more times on that thread before locking it? You ruined your own perfect 69 pages.
Oh and have some karma since I overtook you :P
mistakes!
and i couldn't be arsed. still the page total reads 69.
how did you overtake me??
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Posting more? Or maybe you freaked people out with your new avatar??
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Who unlocked your thread?
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this one:
[attachment deleted by admin]
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It wasn't Dunc- so that leaves Odeon and Callaway- who you putting your money on??
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i'd go with dunc.
but any one of the three feels comfortable enough to fuck with me.
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i'd go with dunc.
but any one of the three feels comfortable enough to fuck with me.
Dunc would have waited till you logged off >:D
I was always willing to delete my posts if I got it to page 70 anyway- once it was unlocked I just couldn't resist.
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pffft. If I'd been fucking with you, you wouldn't have noticed until afterwards. Guess again. :P
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i'd go with dunc.
but any one of the three feels comfortable enough to fuck with me.
Dunc would have waited till you logged off >:D
I was always willing to delete my posts if I got it to page 70 anyway- once it was unlocked I just couldn't resist.
i see you saw an opening and went for it.
you are a greedy little git.
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pffft. If I'd been fucking with you, you wouldn't have noticed until afterwards. Guess again. :P
pfffft.
don't fart on me when i am doing this to you!
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4071.0;attach=3120;image)
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i see you saw an opening and went for it.
Sounds like someone else I know. :laugh:
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So I have a mangina now? :eyebrows:
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So I have a mangina now? :eyebrows:
If you do that's one huge clit you got there. :o
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So I have a mangina now? :eyebrows:
If you do that's one huge clit you got there. :o
Callaway, i know that i need to be taught a lesson, but couldn't you just spank me instead?
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So I have a mangina now? :eyebrows:
If you do that's one huge clit you got there. :o
Callaway, i know that i need to be taught a lesson, but couldn't you just spank me instead?
I think that if I spanked you, you would like it too much and I don't know what it would teach you.
:laugh:
I didn't unlock your thread, though. I wasn't even here.
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So I have a mangina now? :eyebrows:
If you do that's one huge clit you got there. :o
Callaway, i know that i need to be taught a lesson, but couldn't you just spank me instead?
I think that if I spanked you, you would like it too much and I don't know what it would teach you.
:laugh:
I didn't unlock your thread, though. I wasn't even here.
i actually never locked it.
portland bill got away with one final post because of his permissions.
nothing to see here, folks, it was my cock up.
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:LMAO:
Did you honestly forget to lock it??
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:LMAO: OMG SPAZ :shitfan: :moon:
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:LMAO:
Did you honestly forget to lock it??
yep.
and i am not ashamed to admit when i am wrong. which i was, in this instance.
celebrate people. it doesn't happen often.
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:plus: McW, for making me laugh, by getting yer kecks in a paranoid twist when you hadn't even locked it. :laugh:
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Damn. I was hoping for more drama. :-\
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When do you enjoy this place the most- when everyone is getting on or when you're (or other people are) arguing with someone?
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When do you enjoy this place the most- when everyone is getting on or when you're (or other people are) arguing with someone?
good question.
i love the day to day banter, but i lurve the passion that comes from the debate.
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When do you enjoy this place the most- when everyone is getting on or when you're (or other people are) arguing with someone?
good question.
i love the day to day banter, but i lurve the passion that comes from the debate.
You didn't really just say 'lurve' did you??
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When do you enjoy this place the most- when everyone is getting on or when you're (or other people are) arguing with someone?
good question.
i love the day to day banter, but i lurve the passion that comes from the debate.
You didn't really just say 'lurve' did you??
lurve is love squared.
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So that's why you try wind people up when its quiet on here, I never would have guessed. :P
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So that's why you try wind people up when its quiet on here, I never would have guessed. :P
passion is contagious. people can sense when others are feeling it.
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So that's why you try wind people up when its quiet on here, I never would have guessed. :P
passion is contagious. people can sense when others are feeling it.
What if winding people up merely inspires irritation and not passion- aren't you fucked then (or more accurately not)? >:D
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So that's why you try wind people up when its quiet on here, I never would have guessed. :P
passion is contagious. people can sense when others are feeling it.
What if winding people up merely inspires irritation and not passion- aren't you fucked then (or more accurately not)? >:D
sometimes you have to wonder if you ever really know.
since you don't, then you gotta take a chance.
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I agree, I think on balance I'd rather look like a tit for a bit than waste time wondering if I should take the chance.
Don't mind me I'm having one of those days- I think it must be catching.
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I hope that you don't mind
if I get REALLY confused as
to this being your question
thread.
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I agree, I think on balance I'd rather look like a tit for a bit than waste time wondering if I should take the chance.
Don't mind me I'm having one of those days- I think it must be catching.
plus it is a good way to see what others are made of.
i think that the people who have given themselves a chance to get to know me realize that i really don't mean to be malicious. i am just trying to 'figure it all out.'
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I hope that you don't mind
if I get REALLY confused as
to this being your question
thread.
whatever is, whatever.
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We seem to be having a sudden influx of female members- do you think its your natural magnetism pulling them here?
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We seem to be having a sudden influx of female members- do you think its your natural magnetism pulling them here?
on the contrary.
i think that they may just be curious. but i find that i chase them off. they run screaming and holding their vagina's.
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We seem to be having a sudden influx of female members- do you think its your natural magnetism pulling them here?
on the contrary.
i think that they may just be curious. but i find that i chase them off. they run screaming and holding their vagina's.
I can never run when I'm doing that- it always makes my legs go weak. :eyebrows:
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We seem to be having a sudden influx of female members- do you think its your natural magnetism pulling them here?
on the contrary.
i think that they may just be curious. but i find that i chase them off. they run screaming and holding their vagina's.
I can never run when I'm doing that- it always makes my legs go weak. :eyebrows:
i think they are checking to see if their chastity belt is still in its proper place.
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We seem to be having a sudden influx of female members- do you think its your natural magnetism pulling them here?
on the contrary.
i think that they may just be curious. but i find that i chase them off. they run screaming and holding their vagina's.
I can never run when I'm doing that- it always makes my legs go weak. :eyebrows:
:LMAO:
But there is no way I am yaying you and spoiling that perfect 666.
:mwhaha:
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We seem to be having a sudden influx of female members- do you think its your natural magnetism pulling them here?
on the contrary.
i think that they may just be curious. but i find that i chase them off. they run screaming and holding their vagina's.
I can never run when I'm doing that- it always makes my legs go weak. :eyebrows:
:LMAO:
But there is no way I am yaying you and spoiling that perfect 666.
:mwhaha:
we are stuck!
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
maybe if i just pull or push just a little harder.
aaaargh!
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It's your fault, you were the one that mixed up the superglue and the lube. :grrr:
maybe if i just pull or push just a little harder.
aaaargh!
I don't know, but if you don't fix it soon I'm going to start hacking bits off.
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Try baby oil in a tub of warm water. It works.
:LMAO:
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Ok but make yourself useful whilst you there. :eyebrows:
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Try baby oil in a tub of warm water. It works.
:LMAO:
Do I even want to ask how you know that Callaway, you dark horse? :clap:
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Ok but make yourself useful whilst you there. :eyebrows:
thang the good lord that you little penis looking thingy majib is still exposed.
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Ok but make yourself useful whilst you there. :eyebrows:
thang the good lord that you little penis looking thingy majib is still exposed.
Hey- I don't have an over-sized clit, although keep up this cheek and you might have. >:D
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Ok but make yourself useful whilst you there. :eyebrows:
thang the good lord that you little penis looking thingy majib is still exposed.
Hey- I don't have an over-sized clit, although keep up this cheek and you might have. >:D
hey now. cool your heels. that is not how i meant it, baby.
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Anyone would think you were deliberately trying to wind me up.
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aw, sugar, can't you see that i am vulnerable right now.
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aw, sugar, can't you see that i am vulnerable right now.
Your freaky eye tells a different story.
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oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Try baby oil in a tub of warm water. It works.
:LMAO:
Do I even want to ask how you know that Callaway, you dark horse? :clap:
OK, I'll tell you.
One time when we were visiting my parents when my daughter was around two years old, her portable crib was next to a chest of drawers.
I put her in the crib to take a nap.
She got quiet, so I thought she went to sleep and I crept in to check on her.
She had removed all her clothes and was covering her whole body with fingernail polish.
Her genitalia had gotten a lot of attention, so it was absolutely covered with dried polish and it was all stuck together.
I did not know at first what to do, so I called her pediatrician, who gave me the number for the poison control center.
Their advice was to use baby oil, cooking oil, shortening, vaseline or something similar on her skin and to soak her in a tub of warm water.
I already had put her in the tub, so my mother and I coated her all over with baby oil and let her soak in the tub longer.
Then the dried polish could be carefully rubbed off her skin with a washcloth.
Apparently my mother had left some fingernail polish in the top drawer of the chest of drawers, but of course I didn't know that.
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good grief - what a nightmare for you.
oh, and, erm...
what colour was it? :-[
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i bet it was black.
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good grief - what a nightmare for you.
oh, and, erm...
what colour was it? :-[
Nobody ever asked me that question before. It was a bright coral, but I can't remember the name of it.
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good grief - what a nightmare for you.
oh, and, erm...
what colour was it? :-[
Nobody ever asked me that question before. It was a bright coral, but I can't remember the name of it.
i'm just being a girl, Callaway. :laugh:
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good grief - what a nightmare for you.
oh, and, erm...
what colour was it? :-[
Nobody ever asked me that question before. It was a bright coral, but I can't remember the name of it.
i'm just being a girl, Callaway. :laugh:
:laugh:
:plus:
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good grief - what a nightmare for you.
oh, and, erm...
what colour was it? :-[
Nobody ever asked me that question before. It was a bright coral, but I can't remember the name of it.
Actually, my thought was the same,
and how frightening red would have
been.
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I like the name McWatcher better than this one. It made you sound like one of those perverts who look through people's windows. :laugh: You should change it back.
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I like the name McWatcher better than this one. It made you sound like one of those perverts who look through people's windows. :laugh: You should change it back.
would it turn you on if someone was waching you do private things to yourself?
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Do you have a cunning plan? your new av would suggest so. :eyebrows:
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Do you have a cunning plan? your new av would suggest so. :eyebrows:
got the idea from Lucifer.
let me finish my profile now!
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:LMAO:
"nice moustache, balders."
"actually, it's a slug."
"good god, baldrick - did that arrow hit you?"
"no, my lord - by some miracle of fate, it missed my body completely, and went through my willy instead."
:LMAO:
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I like the name McWatcher better than this one. It made you sound like one of those perverts who look through people's windows. :laugh: You should change it back.
would it turn you on if someone was waching you do private things to yourself?
not really.
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Why couldn't I find this thread when drunk?
Wanna dance?
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Why couldn't I find this thread when drunk?
Wanna dance?
not tonight. my happy feet aren't exactly happy.
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Why couldn't I find this thread when drunk?
Wanna dance?
not tonight. my happy feet aren't exactly happy.
Why weren't you happy?
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Why couldn't I find this thread when drunk?
Wanna dance?
not tonight. my happy feet aren't exactly happy.
Why weren't you happy?
i went to a los angeles dodgers baseball game earlier that day and had to do alot of walking. so my feet hurt.
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Oh...
why aren't you green anymore?
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Oh...
why aren't you green anymore?
DirtDawg and i are the newsbox feature. i can still read and post in the WC, but this week my coloring is black.
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Aha.
Does change make you break out in a sweat?
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Aha.
Does change make you break out in a sweat?
sometimes.
in this case i was just concerned that if you came online and quickly scanned the names at the bottom of the home page you wouldn't notice that i was online.
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Eventually I figure it out when you are here.
Who said I scroll the list down the bottom FIRST up to see if you are here?
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Eventually I figure it out when you are here.
Who said I scroll the list down the bottom FIRST up to see if you are here?
i didn't mean that.
but i must confess that i always look to see if i have new pm's, then i look at the ask away threads. then i scroll down to see if you are here. ;D
remember, i stalk you.
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Eventually I figure it out when you are here.
Who said I scroll the list down the bottom FIRST up to see if you are here?
i didn't mean that.
but i must confess that i always look to see if i have new pm's, then i look at the ask away threads. then i scroll down to see if you are here. ;D
remember, i stalk you.
That's because I have a vagina!
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Eventually I figure it out when you are here.
Who said I scroll the list down the bottom FIRST up to see if you are here?
i didn't mean that.
but i must confess that i always look to see if i have new pm's, then i look at the ask away threads. then i scroll down to see if you are here. ;D
remember, i stalk you.
That's because I have a vagina!
and because you drive me nuts.
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Eventually I figure it out when you are here.
Who said I scroll the list down the bottom FIRST up to see if you are here?
i didn't mean that.
but i must confess that i always look to see if i have new pm's, then i look at the ask away threads. then i scroll down to see if you are here. ;D
remember, i stalk you.
That's because I have a vagina!
and because you drive me nuts.
That's because you have nuts. ;)
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Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because
Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because
Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
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Eventually I figure it out when you are here.
Who said I scroll the list down the bottom FIRST up to see if you are here?
i didn't mean that.
but i must confess that i always look to see if i have new pm's, then i look at the ask away threads. then i scroll down to see if you are here. ;D
remember, i stalk you.
That's because I have a vagina!
and because you drive me nuts.
That's because you have nuts. ;)
yes, but they shoot blanks
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Yes, but you are still testosterone filled is more my point!
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Yes, but you are still testosterone filled is more my point!
true.
but i also consider myself to be a conniseur of fine women.
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Yes, but you are still testosterone filled is more my point!
true.
but i also consider myself to be a conniseur of fine women.
Or a chaser of vaginas generally? ;)
But I'll take your compliment also.
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Yes, but you are still testosterone filled is more my point!
true.
but i also consider myself to be a conniseur of fine women.
Or a chaser of vaginas generally? ;)
But I'll take your compliment also.
this was a decade long obsession of mine.
the compliment was intended, you fine lady with a vagina
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Yes, but you are still testosterone filled is more my point!
true.
but i also consider myself to be a conniseur of fine women.
Or a chaser of vaginas generally? ;)
But I'll take your compliment also.
this was a decade long obsession of mine.
the compliment was intended, you fine lady with a vagina
Ha ha.
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Yes, but you are still testosterone filled is more my point!
true.
but i also consider myself to be a conniseur of fine women.
Or a chaser of vaginas generally? ;)
But I'll take your compliment also.
this was a decade long obsession of mine.
the compliment was intended, you fine lady with a vagina
Ha ha.
sarcastic laugh noted.
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what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
Do you subtract something from this information for the estimate of the correlation of this measurement to one's penis size?
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what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
Do you subtract something from this information for the estimate of the correlation of this measurement to one's penis size?
about six and a half inches?
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what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
Do you subtract something from this information for the estimate of the correlation of this measurement to one's penis size?
nope. onviously he wasn't going to answer me, so i was just flirting with him.
what, are you jealous?
what's the big whoops?
wanna fight about it?
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what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
Do you subtract something from this information for the estimate of the correlation of this measurement to one's penis size?
nope. onviously he wasn't going to answer me, so i was just flirting with him.
what, are you jealous?
what's the big whoops?
wanna fight about it?
Nope. I was wondering if it would give ME a piece of information about what I'd be like if I were a guy (although my hands would likely be bigger then). I already know what I would have been named if I had been born male. It's kind of interesting to think about.
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what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
Do you subtract something from this information for the estimate of the correlation of this measurement to one's penis size?
nope. onviously he wasn't going to answer me, so i was just flirting with him.
what, are you jealous?
what's the big whoops?
wanna fight about it?
Nope. I was wondering if it would give ME a piece of information about what I'd be like if I were a guy (although my hands would likely be bigger then). I already know what I would have been named if I had been born male. It's kind of interesting to think about.
what would you have been named if you were a boy?
smally mcballs? :laugh:
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what would you have been named if you were a boy?
smally mcballs? :laugh:
Eric Stephen, actually. (My real name is NOT a female version of this, but my best friends in 3rd grade were named Erica and Stephanie, oddly enough.)
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
google image search
you tube
msn mail
iwin games: scrabble rack attack
personal message index.
why do you ask, eric stephen?
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
google image search
you tube
msn mail
iwin games: scrabble rack attack
personal message index.
why do you ask, eric stephen?
Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
google image search
you tube
msn mail
iwin games: scrabble rack attack
personal message index.
why do you ask, eric stephen?
Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
meow!
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
google image search
you tube
msn mail
iwin games: scrabble rack attack
personal message index.
why do you ask, eric stephen?
Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
google image search
you tube
msn mail
iwin games: scrabble rack attack
personal message index.
why do you ask, eric stephen?
Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
i feel special.
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Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
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Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
then i wouldn't feel special.
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ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
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ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
i learned a new word. and it is coitis. :laugh:
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Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
Nah, it's PMS Elle's question. I'm sure she just doesn't like me, or doesn't care. ;D
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Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
Nah, it's PMS Elle's question. I'm sure she just doesn't like me, or doesn't care. ;D
E.
M.
O.
what's that spell?
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Um, pwned? ???
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Um, pwned? ???
the fat girl in the movie grease is pwned.
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E.
M.
O.
what's that spell?
You REALLY do need to spend more time with
a dictionary. At least if you keep wanting to understand
words.
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Don't feel special. She asked everyone.
Not me. :'(
ahhhh, poor darling - want me to ask you instead? :-*
Nah, it's PMS Elle's question. I'm sure she just doesn't like me, or doesn't care. ;D
ach. you try to help out, and you get it thrown back in your face, and stomped on, cast away like a used match.
my heart may be broken. :'(
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E.
M.
O.
what's that spell?
You REALLY do need to spend more time with
a dictionary. At least if you keep wanting to understand
words.
i don't understand why i should.
i am not going to need to write a thesis paper anytime soon.
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Not me. :'(
Because I didn't want to bump my own thread off the page. :laugh:
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Not me. :'(
Because I didn't want to bump my own thread off the page. :laugh:
is that a question or am i just supposed to laugh along with you?
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Do you enjoy being married totally? The people I have talked to usually advise me to not get married and usually spout some bad stuff about their wives and women in general. The only men I know that seem to have a positive view on marriage are my father and grandfather (both still married). Would you say marriage is something that just holds you back, or overall a good thing? You seem to be quite the perv and does one woman do enough for you personally? Bleh that is several questions.
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being married is good, at least for me.
the worst part about being married is getting some strange pussy.
i am not a perv, i am just a sexual creature. perhaps i am going through a midlife crisis....trying to relive the glory of my youth and without the possibility of contracting STD's.
does marriage hold me back? no, not with the support of a good woman.
children hold you back though. but it is a tradeoff. they cost alot of money, emotions and patience. but they also force you to put life in perspective.
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
it said that i have a small cock but big pride.
what does that mean?
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how small is small? and how soon is now?
(where's dunc?)
:laugh:
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how small is small? and how soon is now?
(where's dunc?)
:laugh:
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very. :eyelash:
and soon/now? huh?
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i want dimensions!
/spits dummy out
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i want dimensions!
/spits dummy out
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roughly.
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but it crowns at the end instead of squaring off
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i won't play anymore, if you're going to be coy. :P
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Is the word "Mac/Mc" your aspie obsession?
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Is the word "Mac/Mc" your aspie obsession?
nope. its just my schtick!
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i want dimensions!
/spits dummy out
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roughly.
how did i miss this?!!
:LMAO:
marvellous, Balders, marvellous!
:plus:
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i want dimensions!
/spits dummy out
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how did i miss this?!!
:LMAO:
marvellous, Balders, marvellous!
:plus:
and that's just the part that i can get in. you know, balls deep.
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thank you for sharing.
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i want dimensions!
/spits dummy out
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roughly.
how did i miss this?!!
:LMAO:
marvellous, Balders, marvellous!
:plus:
and that's just the part that i can get in. you know, balls deep.
The proportions are about right, but ... hmmm ... ?
All I can say is that we must each use a totally different screen resolution.
Hey, great idea, though!
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yeah dawg, i found that it was about right when i was making my art, but when i posted it it seemed to have lost about 15% length.
i was going for about 5 3/4 inches.
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It's still funny.
I use 1152x864 and I went back to the original post, laid my stainless steel artist's scale on my screen and it measures just under five and one half inches. You need a disclaimer.
:laugh:
Oh, and karma.
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i have karma. i guess that was god apologising for giving me my wee willy.
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Is the word "Mac/Mc" your aspie obsession?
nope. its just my schtick!
:laugh: have some karma
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i have karma. i guess that was god apologising for giving me my wee willy.
Five percent under "normal" does not make you "wee".
Relax and figure why it's not as hard as it used to be. You're still in business.
:flasher:
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why isn't it as hard?
blocked veins?
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
it said that i have a small cock but big pride.
what does that mean?
C'mon be serious. Did you really take the test? It was a test on autism and it tells you where you are at on the spectrum. I was pretty high on cognitive problems.
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It's still funny.
I use 1152x864 and I went back to the original post, laid my stainless steel artist's scale on my screen and it measures just under five and one half inches. You need a disclaimer.
:laugh:
Oh, and karma.
Less than 5 1/8 inches on my screen.
Still much bigger than Graelwyn's ex's, though.
:green:
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
it said that i have a small cock but big pride.
what does that mean?
C'mon be serious. Did you really take the test? It was a test on autism and it tells you where you are at on the spectrum. I was pretty high on cognitive problems.
it was more than one page, so i couldn't be arsed. sorry.
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It's still funny.
I use 1152x864 and I went back to the original post, laid my stainless steel artist's scale on my screen and it measures just under five and one half inches. You need a disclaimer.
:laugh:
Oh, and karma.
Less than 5 1/8 inches on my screen.
Still much bigger than Graelwyn's ex's, though.
:green:
i was going for 5 3/4. if you round off the tip, then it was probably close.
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why isn't it as hard?
blocked veins?
I'm the wrong person to ask, sorry.
I can tell you that I don't respond as if I was twenty five, in that there is smoke long before there is fire (meaning that I "feel" aroused long before I am "ready"), but I have compensated, by learning where all the muscles that help to control bloodflow are and I pay attention to the fluff level more than I used to. It takes more stimulation than when I was younger to keep things going, but nothing like what Peter describes.
My brother, two years younger than I am, had something like what you are describing and he went to the doctor and got Cialis. I haven't heard from him since. (kidding) He says it is great now.
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E.
M.
O.
what's that spell?
You REALLY do need to spend more time with
a dictionary. At least if you keep wanting to understand
words.
i don't understand why i should.
i am not going to need to write a thesis paper anytime soon.
Then stop asking us what everything spells.
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E.
M.
O.
what's that spell?
You REALLY do need to spend more time with
a dictionary. At least if you keep wanting to understand
words.
i don't understand why i should.
i am not going to need to write a thesis paper anytime soon.
Then stop asking us what everything spells.
what does this spell:
:finger: ?
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what does this spell:
:finger: ?
"your mum."
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what does this spell:
:finger: ?
"your mum."
you're #1.
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awwww. thanks, Balders. i arse you too. :-*
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awwww. thanks, Balders. i arse you too. :-*
will you please discribe your strap-on in detail?
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haven't got one. but i'll go and have a look for a picture of one i might have if i had, which i haven't.
:laugh:
that suit you?
(brb...)
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haven't got one. but i'll go and have a look for a picture of one i might have if i had, which i haven't.
:laugh:
that suit you?
(brb...)
sure, if you are up for doing all the work, then i am up for playing.
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(http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/6798.jpg)
my word, that's a biggun. :yikes:
you'd better be very, very nice to me, Balders.
:evillaugh:
:laugh:
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is that thing reversable?
i think i'd like to start with the short side.
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:LMAO:
fuck off am i having anything to do with the other end, chum.
although the logistics of trying to reverse it could be very entertaining, as long as you were up for hysterical laughter, rather than anything smutty. :laugh:
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laughing is fun.
i used to have this girl that when we were together it was like we were having a half hour of comedy sex. laughing the whole way through until it came time to get serious.
i wish i could remember some of our routines.
i will think on it. remeber i was doing alot of drugs back then.
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just. say. no.
then you remember the good bits.
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
fine. i was bored.
(http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp_gif2.php?rbi=7.25&si=7.25&lg=9.5&poc=7.75&ir=4.75&rp=3.5&s=4.75&m=2.5)
# Repetitive or restricted Behaviours and Interests (RBI) - Stereotyped, repetitive behaviours and interests
# Social Impairment (SI) - Social understanding
# Language problems (L) - Speech, words and sentences
# Planning, Organization and Concentration problems (POC) - Cognitive skills related to being able to plan, organise and stay focused
# Imaging and Recall problems (IR) - Visualisation, imagination and remembering past events
# Reasoning and Problem solving problems (RP) - Cognitive skills related to rational deduction and working things out
# Sensory problems (S) - Impact of senses
# Motor problems (M) - Control of own movement
RBI =7.25
SI=7.25
L=9.5
POC=7.75
IR=4.75
RP=3.5
S=4.75
M=2.5
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I saw you asked Callaway if she was on the spectrum and you had not known. Did you think she was an Nt?
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you don't seem to have language problems jagger.
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i noticed that, too. yay!
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you're just trendy Vivifer :P
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in my own little world, yes. :laugh:
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you're the It girl of [whereever you live]. :P
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i :heart: you, you little temptress. wanna play naughties? :eyebrows:
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does that include tits alá tikka masala?
:-*
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phwoar! you bet yer bouncing boobies it does! :-*
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good. i was afraid i got that wrong. :laugh:
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I saw you asked Callaway if she was on the spectrum and you had not known. Did you think she was an Nt?
Mrs. Ace asked that question. i did not.
i only judge callaway as being the nicest, quite possibly the smartest person that i have had the pleasure of getting to know.
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you don't seem to have language problems jagger.
i consider myself a cunning linguist.
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I saw you asked Callaway if she was on the spectrum and you had not known. Did you think she was an Nt?
Mrs. Ace asked that question. i did not.
i only judge callaway as being the nicest, quite possibly the smartest person that i have had the pleasure of getting to know.
Thank you.
:)
:plus:
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Do you think WP is filled with emos?
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Do you think WP is filled with emos?
not any more - they've all fucking well come over here. ::)
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:laugh:
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Do you think WP is filled with emos?
i wouldn't know. i have been banned.
i bet we could find out in a hurry if you posted a link to the picture of richards bunghole.
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/wonders what the effect of a mass aspie vomiting would be...?
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Do you think WP is filled with emos?
i wouldn't know. i have been banned.
i bet we could find out in a hurry if you posted a link to the picture of richards bunghole.
I wouldn't know where he posted that at.
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Do you think WP is filled with emos?
i wouldn't know. i have been banned.
i bet we could find out in a hurry if you posted a link to the picture of richards bunghole.
I wouldn't know where he posted that at.
let me find that for you. :angel:
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Do you think WP is filled with emos?
i wouldn't know. i have been banned.
i bet we could find out in a hurry if you posted a link to the picture of richards bunghole.
I wouldn't know where he posted that at.
enjoy:
http://www.i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture229.jpg
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Okay, now what does that got to do with finding out if WP is filled with emos or not?
saw the pic, someone's anus.
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Okay, now what does that got to do with finding out if WP is filled with emos or not?
saw the pic, someone's anus.
Richard's.
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And it looked like a girl's butt.
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Okay, now what does that got to do with finding out if WP is filled with emos or not?
saw the pic, someone's anus.
Richard's.
... or his boyfriend's?
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Okay, now what does that got to do with finding out if WP is filled with emos or not?
saw the pic, someone's anus.
Post it. If you're banned as a result, then someone's an emo. :evillaugh:
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or someone with taste. ::)
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no.
if they were truly emo, then they would ask you what the picture is....
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does anybody have any hard questions for me?
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explain how an ontological discussion about archetypal theory would differ from an epistemological one.
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explain how an ontological discussion about archetypal theory would differ from an epistemological one.
both schools of thought believed in kiddie fiddling.
did you see that the catholics had to pay 660 million to some of the kids they fiddled?
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explain how an ontological discussion about archetypal theory would differ from an epistemological one.
both schools of thought believed in kiddie fiddling.
er, wrong? :laugh:
did you see that the catholics had to pay 660 million to some of the kids they fiddled?
good.
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McJagger...
What is your biological age, and how does it compare with your mental age?
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i heard and wasn't it 500 000 per person? so they fiddled a lot of people.
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i heard and wasn't it 500 000 per person? so they fiddled a lot of people.
1320 to be exact. They must have had a hell of alot of priests at it! :(
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McJagger...
What is your biological age, and how does it compare with your mental age?
i will be 38 in a few days. maybe 16.
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Strict standards? You mentioned it on the other boards before it went down for maintenance.
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Strict standards? You mentioned it on the other boards before it went down for maintenance.
you know, i'm choosy.
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McJagger...
What is your biological age, and how does it compare with your mental age?
i will be 38 in a few days. maybe 16.
lol, its a good job the entrence requirements go on biological age.
Do you have a job?
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i am a longshoreman.10 years in the union. and before you have to google where i work, i work out of the LA/LB harbors.
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i am a longshoreman.10 years in the union. and before you have to google where i work, i work out of the LA/LB harbors.
Whats a longshoreman, sorry if im being ignorant?
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i am a longshoreman.10 years in the union. and before you have to google where i work, i work out of the LA/LB harbors.
Whats a longshoreman, sorry if im being ignorant?
a docker.
we load and unload all the cargo going through our ports of jurisdiction.
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i am a longshoreman.10 years in the union. and before you have to google where i work, i work out of the LA/LB harbors.
Whats a longshoreman, sorry if im being ignorant?
a docker.
we load and unload all the cargo going through our ports of jurisdiction.
Oh right, do you enjoy it?
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you lift boxes and stuff? are you like those people in Wishmaster where the drunken crane driver drops the statue on Freddy? :P
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you lift boxes and stuff? are you like those people in Wishmaster where the drunken crane driver drops the statue on Freddy? :P
most of our work involves containers.
(http://www.providence.edu/polisci/students/megaport/images/trein.jpg)
(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/c/ch/chutiporn/277622_container_yard_1.jpg)
(http://www.patrec.org/images/7container%20yard%20in%20port.jpg)
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
Bipedal forklift, to be exact.
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
Bipedal forklift, to be exact.
wow, i didnt know that they catagorised forklift trucks.
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yes. we use these for general cargo (not containerized) and stacking and unstacking chassis:
(http://www.bigforkliftrentals.com/photographs/TAYLOR%20TE40-30-31785-4.jpg)
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yes. we use these for general cargo (not containerized) and stacking and unstacking chassis:
(http://www.bigforkliftrentals.com/photographs/TAYLOR%20TE40-30-31785-4.jpg)
Hmm, sounds fun. Do you enjoying playing with the forklift trucks all day long?
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
Bipedal forklift, to be exact.
wow, i didnt know that they catagorised forklift trucks.
Well, it maneuvers on just two legs, so it's bipedal.
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yes. we use these for general cargo (not containerized) and stacking and unstacking chassis:
(http://www.bigforkliftrentals.com/photographs/TAYLOR%20TE40-30-31785-4.jpg)
Hmm, sounds fun. Do you enjoying playing with the forklift trucks all day long?
*wonders if his flaming ever gets to McJ while he drives*
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
Bipedal forklift, to be exact.
wow, i didnt know that they catagorised forklift trucks.
Well, it maneuvers on just two legs, so it's bipedal.
You can control a forklift with just your legs?
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
Bipedal forklift, to be exact.
wow, i didnt know that they catagorised forklift trucks.
Well, it maneuvers on just two legs, so it's bipedal.
You can control a forklift with just your legs?
Not a normal forklift, no, because it maneuvers on wheels.
But with big-budget movies like Aliens, anything is possible!
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you use those things Ripley fought the Queen with.
what do you mean?
You not seen the Alien films?
i don't remember what she fought the queen with. was it a crane?
A sort of forklft truck thing.
Bipedal forklift, to be exact.
wow, i didnt know that they catagorised forklift trucks.
Well, it maneuvers on just two legs, so it's bipedal.
You can control a forklift with just your legs?
Not a normal forklift, no, because it maneuvers on wheels.
But with big-budget movies like Aliens, anything is possible!
lol, thats true. The problem is when people go too far with their imagination and then make crap movies.
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I used to really like forklift driving.
The ones I liked most are the same as in this picture, tonnage and all.
The attachments we used were called double tines. They had the set at the bottom and another set directly above. About 1.6 metres off the ground.
(http://www.centrafork.co.nz/images/Forklift.jpg)
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i enjoy driving yes.
i also operate other equipement.
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i enjoy driving yes.
i also operate other equipement.
What other toys do you get to play with?
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this is it.
(http://www.allmoviereplicas.com/mtblog/image/aliens-power-loader-small.jpg)
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the blue thing is called a transtainer.
(http://www.paceco.es/actividadesproductos/IMAGENESproductos/transtainer.gif)
also semu tractors (big rigs).
in about 8 months i will be operating one of these, full time:
(http://en.zpmc.com/uploadimages/2006/02/28/60575058.jpg)
the top picture has wheels and they are used in the yard and can cross travel.
the bottom picture moves along tracks, and is dedicated dockside and is used only for the ships.
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Well it is thought that aspies like to stack blocks and things.
This is like that, only FREAKING HUGE.
;D
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Well it is thought that aspies like to stack blocks and things.
This is like that, only FREAKING HUGE.
;D
oh, and i am OCD about it. i have to stack them corner to corner.
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Well it is thought that aspies like to stack blocks and things.
This is like that, only FREAKING HUGE.
;D
oh, and i am OCD about it. i have to stack them corner to corner.
lol, sounds fun...
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Yes I was like that too. And I didn't like anyone coming along interfering with my stacking. Because then I would lose interest.
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Yes I was like that too. And I didn't like anyone coming along interfering with my stacking. Because then I would lose interest.
With a wacking great crane, who is going to interfere with your stacking? >:D
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Yes I was like that too. And I didn't like anyone coming along interfering with my stacking. Because then I would lose interest.
With a wacking great crane, who is going to interfere with your stacking? >:D
No I did not drive a crane (but that looks really interesting), just a forklift. People would come along in their forklifts and start restacking or something and I would be grrrrrr in my mind.
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Yes I was like that too. And I didn't like anyone coming along interfering with my stacking. Because then I would lose interest.
With a wacking great crane, who is going to interfere with your stacking? >:D
No I did not drive a crane (but that looks really interesting), just a forklift. People would come along in their forklifts and start restacking or something and I would be grrrrrr in my mind.
lol, you should have got a whacking great forklift and driven it up there butts to scare them away!
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Yes I was like that too. And I didn't like anyone coming along interfering with my stacking. Because then I would lose interest.
With a wacking great crane, who is going to interfere with your stacking? >:D
No I did not drive a crane (but that looks really interesting), just a forklift. People would come along in their forklifts and start restacking or something and I would be grrrrrr in my mind.
lol, you should have got a whacking great forklift and driven it up there butts to scare them away!
Teehee, used to do that with the front end loader we had. >:D
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Yes I was like that too. And I didn't like anyone coming along interfering with my stacking. Because then I would lose interest.
With a wacking great crane, who is going to interfere with your stacking? >:D
No I did not drive a crane (but that looks really interesting), just a forklift. People would come along in their forklifts and start restacking or something and I would be grrrrrr in my mind.
lol, you should have got a whacking great forklift and driven it up there butts to scare them away!
Teehee, used to do that with the front end loader we had. >:D
Lol, you know id love to drive some big machines, the problem is im probably too dangerous to do so.
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when the outside truck drivers crowd me when i am working i have ways of making rammings look like accidents.
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when the outside truck drivers crowd me when i am working i have ways of making rammings look like accidents.
lol, McJagger, you are so mischeivous. :plus: Personally when i want to get to ppl, i tend to have no obvious association at all with the events, i am a fan of doing things by proxy or flunkey :)
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i am proactive with the outside truck drivers. i am in complete control of my work area, and they are scabs.
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whaddya want for your b'day, then? :eyelash:
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i am proactive with the outside truck drivers. i am in complete control of my work area, and they are scabs.
Oh i hate scabs. You havent been the person who has an obsession with dropping my karma btw? ;) What are you getting for your birthday presents?
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whaddya want for your b'day, then? :eyelash:
from you?
well, my junkmail box cleaned itself and i lost those pictures of you. another round would be nice. and nice to look at.
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i'm JUNK!!!??
i am cut to the quick. :'(
(seeing as how it's your birthday, though... :-* )
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i'm JUNK!!!??
i am cut to the quick. :'(
(seeing as how it's your birthday, though... :-* )
yeah, i meant to label you as not junk, but i wasn't quick enough. don't feel low, i have not been with it lately.
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i am proactive with the outside truck drivers. i am in complete control of my work area, and they are scabs.
Oh i hate scabs. You havent been the person who has an obsession with dropping my karma btw? ;) What are you getting for your birthday presents?
i mean scabs as in non union people trying to do union work. i have them expelled from the yard whenever i catch them, and believe me, i am vigil.
i have not given a second look at your karma. but i don't ghey people.
pictures from lucifer, and i don't know what else.
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i am proactive with the outside truck drivers. i am in complete control of my work area, and they are scabs.
Oh i hate scabs. You havent been the person who has an obsession with dropping my karma btw? ;) What are you getting for your birthday presents?
i mean scabs as in non union people trying to do union work. i have them expelled from the yard whenever i catch them, and believe me, i am vigil.
i have not given a second look at your karma. but i don't ghey people.
pictures from lucifer, and i don't know what else.
lol, pictures from lucifer.. McJagger.. dear dear. I knew what you meant about scabs first time around, they effectively bring down the working conditions for everyone. As for the gheying, do you have the authority to look at who did it, i want to have it out with them, and roast them >:D
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check your email, birthday boy. ;)
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check your email, birthday boy. ;)
you have a fantastic figure.
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hadron, i just yayed you. but i am a whore and there is a price....
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dodecahedron?
/not very good with compliments... :-[
thank you
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hadron, i just yayed you. but i am a whore and there is a price....
:rofl: Thanks for the karma. I guess spokane girl just did it as well. I bet its lucifer...
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hadron, i just yayed you. but i am a whore and there is a price....
:rofl: Thanks for the karma. I guess spokane girl just did it as well. I bet its lucifer...
ask her.
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hadron, i just yayed you. but i am a whore and there is a price....
:rofl: Thanks for the karma. I guess spokane girl just did it as well. I bet its lucifer...
ask her.
Fine i will. I bet that she wont respond or lie.
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Lucifer is a lot of (naughty) things but she's not a liar. i'll minus you if you keep calling her that.
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did you have a question for me?
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hey, Balders, as a special pressie, do you want the voice file tomorrow?
:eyelash:
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hey, Balders, as a special pressie, do you want the voice file tomorrow?
:eyelash:
i would love that.
are you going to sing or speak, or both?
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no i don't, McJagger, but thanks fer asking! :laugh:
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no i don't, McJagger, but thanks fer asking! :laugh:
was that a question. because i don't understand what you want from me?
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hey, Balders, as a special pressie, do you want the voice file tomorrow?
:eyelash:
i would love that.
are you going to sing or speak, or both?
speak. i'll send you a recording of me singing, too, if you're a very good boy.
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no i don't, McJagger, but thanks fer asking! :laugh:
was that a question. because i don't understand what you want from me?
this is an ask you thread, why are you asking me?
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Lucifer is a lot of (naughty) things but she's not a liar. i'll minus you if you keep calling her that.
Everybody lies, the question is how often and which things are true and which are not.
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hey, Balders, as a special pressie, do you want the voice file tomorrow?
:eyelash:
i would love that.
are you going to sing or speak, or both?
speak. i'll send you a recording of me singing, too, if you're a very good boy.
i imagine high pitched, shocking, with a little rasp from fag abuse.
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no i don't, McJagger, but thanks fer asking! :laugh:
was that a question. because i don't understand what you want from me?
this is an ask you thread, why are you asking me?
because i am lonely!
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nope. well, yes and no. wait and see... ;)
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nope. well, yes and no. wait and see... ;)
ha!
so you admit to fag abuse. :-*
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Lucifer is a lot of (naughty) things but she's not a liar. i'll minus you if you keep calling her that.
Everybody lies, the question is how often and which things are true and which are not.
aspies are very honest.
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no i don't, McJagger, but thanks fer asking! :laugh:
was that a question. because i don't understand what you want from me?
this is an ask you thread, why are you asking me?
because i am lonely!
i'm here for you my little McStuffy. :-* :hug:
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no i don't, McJagger, but thanks fer asking! :laugh:
was that a question. because i don't understand what you want from me?
this is an ask you thread, why are you asking me?
because i am lonely!
i'm here for you my little McStuffy. :-* :hug:
aw, you're making me :-[
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:crowd:
you're cute when you blush.
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nope. well, yes and no. wait and see... ;)
ha!
so you admit to fag abuse. :-*
since when haven't i? ;)
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
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Lucifer is a lot of (naughty) things but she's not a liar. i'll minus you if you keep calling her that.
Everybody lies, the question is how often and which things are true and which are not.
aspies are very honest.
Aspies can lie, believe it or not, some extremely well (like myself when i can be bothered to make the effort).
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
It wasnt me who gheyed you. As for my age, 18 as i said earlier. I assume you can be bothered to make an effort to cover your privacy?
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
It wasnt me who gheyed you.
liar. by your own definition
As for my age, 18 as i said earlier.
then act it.
hey, Balders, as a special pressie, do you want the voice file tomorrow?
:eyelash:
i would love that.
are you going to sing or speak, or both?
speak. i'll send you a recording of me singing, too, if you're a very good boy.
i imagine high pitched, shocking, with a little rasp from fag abuse.
hey, McJ - i'm just about to start recording... ;) :eyebrows:
:laugh:
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
It wasnt me who gheyed you.
liar. by your own definition
As for my age, 18 as i said earlier.
then act it.
*yawns* I could have lied, as i said you have to make my own mind up. Personally i dont think gheying you is worth the effort. And as for the acting the age thing, you just like being older than me so you can try and patronise me, correct Lucifer?
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
It wasnt me who gheyed you.
liar. by your own definition
As for my age, 18 as i said earlier.
then act it.
*yawns* I could have lied, as i said you have to make my own mind up. Personally i dont think gheying you is worth the effort. And as for the acting the age thing, you just like being older than me so you can try and patronise me, correct Lucifer?
freudian slip?
:rofl:
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
It wasnt me who gheyed you.
liar. by your own definition
As for my age, 18 as i said earlier.
then act it.
*yawns* I could have lied, as i said you have to make my own mind up. Personally i dont think gheying you is worth the effort. And as for the acting the age thing, you just like being older than me so you can try and patronise me, correct Lucifer?
freudian slip?
:rofl:
Its what happens when you cross post at 4 forums and go an msn at the same time. As for Freud, i am not a fan. Right i will just go and yay you to prove it wasnt me :plus:
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you don't need to prove anything to me, hadron. i keep telling you, i'm not that bothered. but thank you, as i'll take it in the spirit in which it (wasn't actually) given.
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you don't need to prove anything to me, hadron. i keep telling you, i'm not that bothered. but thank you, as i'll take it in the spirit in which it (wasn't actually) given.
Neither am i bothered, but i thought it would be quicker than having a debate about it...
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
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nope. well, yes and no. wait and see... ;)
ha!
so you admit to fag abuse. :-*
since when haven't i? ;)
you know that fag means something completely different in america. that is why this is just so damn funny.
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
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nope. well, yes and no. wait and see... ;)
ha!
so you admit to fag abuse. :-*
since when haven't i? ;)
you know that fag means something completely different in america. that is why this is just so damn funny.
oh, i know. ;)
anyway - check your email in a few minutes. they're v big files, so it'll take a while to download - sorry. :(
:-*
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oh lord - still sending the message. they really are BIG files. sorry. :'(
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I'm away for a couple of weeks and you stop answering my questions. :'( I'm gutted.
;)
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it's his age, PI. don't take it personally. :-*
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I'm away for a couple of weeks and you stop answering my questions. :'( I'm gutted.
;)
which question?
you know that sometimes one can overlook a post.
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I'm away for a couple of weeks and you stop answering my questions. :'( I'm gutted.
;)
which question?
you know that sometimes one can overlook a post.
That's ok one wasn't really all that bothered by one's post being overlooked.
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Having a good birthday so far, Faggs?
Happy Birthday, btw.
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Having a good birthday so far, Faggs?
Happy Birthday, btw.
eff you you effen effer.
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I'm away for a couple of weeks and you stop answering my questions. :'( I'm gutted.
;)
which question?
you know that sometimes one can overlook a post.
That's ok one wasn't really all that bothered by one's post being overlooked.
:rofl:
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
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Too much blood away from your brain again?? :P
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
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Having a good birthday so far, Faggs?
Happy Birthday, btw.
eff you you effen effer.
(http://www.sdmb.org/images/pic_rudee_tutu_web.jpg)
Who's a good boy, then?
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
*pukes*
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Having a good birthday so far, Faggs?
Happy Birthday, btw.
eff you you effen effer.
(http://www.sdmb.org/images/pic_rudee_tutu_web.jpg)
Who's a good boy, then?
with naughty intentions.
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
yes, i have not.
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Too much blood away from your brain again?? :P
that is a hard question to answer.
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
yes, i have not.
phew! it would've been awful if you had and i hadn't noticed.
;)
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Too much blood away from your brain again?? :P
that is a hard question to answer.
I'd have thought your brain would have got used to running whilst a lot of your blood was diverted elsewhere by now,what with all those bouts of constanterectionitis you have. :laugh:
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Too much blood away from your brain again?? :P
that is a hard question to answer.
I'd have thought your brain would have got used to running whilst a lot of your blood was diverted elsewhere by now,what with all those bouts of constanterectionitis you have. :laugh:
nope. i have learned how to operate on pure instinct.
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
yes, i have not.
phew! it would've been awful if you had and i hadn't noticed.
;)
two inch wonder?
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So did you get anything good for your birthday? (blow job perhaps?).
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the operative word being "effort", and you know my take on that.
and for someone who's made such a fuss about being gheyed, it's interesting that i appear to have been gheyed since you've been on this morning. how old are you? ::)
exactly. we're too lazy. :P
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It wasnt me who gheyed you. As for my age, 18 as i said earlier. I assume you can be bothered to make an effort to cover your privacy?
you're such a toddler! :laugh:
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
yes, i have not.
phew! it would've been awful if you had and i hadn't noticed.
;)
two inch wonder?
two ?!! blimey - that much. :yikes:
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It wasnt me who gheyed you. As for my age, 18 as i said earlier. I assume you can be bothered to make an effort to cover your privacy?
you're such a toddler! :laugh:
Are your insulting my intelligence Bjork?
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Happy Birthday :-* Are you doing anything interesting for your birthday?
fucking lucifer and hardon. they hijacked my thread.
see, this is why we should make sure that all threads stay on topic. :laugh:
seems like i am forgeting something.
you have not been fucking me. have you?
yes, i have not.
phew! it would've been awful if you had and i hadn't noticed.
;)
two inch wonder?
two ?!! blimey - that much. :yikes:
only two inches of the part of my tongue that extends beyond my lips.
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If you could have a superpower what would it be?
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i would like to be like stretch armstrong.
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i would like to be like stretch armstrong.
:laugh: What would you do with your superpower, how would you apply it?
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i would like to be like stretch armstrong.
:laugh: What would you do with your superpower, how would you apply it?
sexual positions.
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It wasnt me who gheyed you. As for my age, 18 as i said earlier. I assume you can be bothered to make an effort to cover your privacy?
you're such a toddler! :laugh:
Are your insulting my intelligence Bjork?
who me? ::)
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It wasnt me who gheyed you. As for my age, 18 as i said earlier. I assume you can be bothered to make an effort to cover your privacy?
you're such a toddler! :laugh:
Are your insulting my intelligence Bjork?
who me? ::)
Yup, you calling me a toddler! :laugh:
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you're young. :P
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
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What are your diagnoses?
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What are your diagnoses?
me?
adhd, ocd, asd
sex addict and ersectile dysfunction.
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
Yes i probably should start a debate, but it will take me sometime to think of something unlikely to annoy her.
Are you accusing me of being a narcisst Odeon?
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
Yes i probably should start a debate, but it will take me sometime to think of something unlikely to annoy her.
Are you accusing me of being a narcisst Odeon?
no, not really. you just act like an 18-yo.
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i don't mind you people spamming my thread. i'm going to lock it at 69 pages anyways.
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
Yes i probably should start a debate, but it will take me sometime to think of something unlikely to annoy her.
Are you accusing me of being a narcisst Odeon?
no, not really. you just act like an 18-yo.
lol, you were an 18-yo once odeon...
Oh and what is special about 69, McJagger?
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i have had two ask away threads that ave reached 69 pages. i have locked them both. this is my third. 69 is a funny number.
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you're obsessed with it.
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
Yes i probably should start a debate, but it will take me sometime to think of something unlikely to annoy her.
Are you accusing me of being a narcisst Odeon?
no, not really. you just act like an 18-yo.
lol, you were an 18-yo once odeon...
Oh and what is special about 69, McJagger?
you're 18 and you don't know?
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
Yes i probably should start a debate, but it will take me sometime to think of something unlikely to annoy her.
Are you accusing me of being a narcisst Odeon?
no, not really. you just act like an 18-yo.
lol, you were an 18-yo once odeon...
Oh and what is special about 69, McJagger?
you're 18 and you don't know?
Yup I dont know, as a mathematically minded person id say that 69 doesnt have anything special about it.
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well first of all it's the same upside down. but that's not all there is to it. :laugh:
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strange. i thought you wanted a debate, so you could flame your detractors into toast?
you do send mixed messages.
No I want a debate, but not on something pointless like you were starting one on. If you have anything exciting you want to debate, go on my ask away thread and fire away!
Why not start one yourself? You like to debate, you say. Surely there's something you care enough about? The way you come across now, you're a lot of noise and very little signal. :P
I did, Lucifer will probably just take a hit and run approach if i choose a topic as before, so I am leaving it to her. As for me coming off as noise and very little signal, that is the typical way i start off on a forum, i will clarify soon dont worry yourself. If you want a debate on something with me Odeon, post in my ask away thread.
you're doing it again. the point is that YOU should start that debate.
as for your non-debate with Lucifer, you were being annoying and she told you off, several times. that's all. you credit yourself with far too much.
Yes i probably should start a debate, but it will take me sometime to think of something unlikely to annoy her.
Are you accusing me of being a narcisst Odeon?
no, not really. you just act like an 18-yo.
lol, you were an 18-yo once odeon...
Oh and what is special about 69, McJagger?
you're 18 and you don't know?
Yup I dont know, as a mathematically minded person id say that 69 doesnt have anything special about it.
69 refers to a sexual position in which both partners perform oral sex on teh others simeltaneously. It's pleasure for both sides. *Not sure if he is being facetious or informative*
McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
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Yup I dont know, as a mathematically minded person id say that 69 doesnt have anything special about it.
except it was the year that i was born.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
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it was the summer of 69! :green:
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it was the summer of 69! :green:
those were the best days of my life.
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Yup I dont know, as a mathematically minded person id say that 69 doesnt have anything special about it.
except it was the year that i was born.
I knew there was a nice simple explaination to the use of that number, with it being your birthday 2day i should have figured it out.
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it was the summer of 69! :green:
those were the best days of my life.
you can't remember them. :green:
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it was the summer of 69! :green:
those were the best days of my life.
you can't remember them. :green:
men landed on the moon. manson family goes on killing spree. and bryan adams starts a band.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
sure. scrapheap lives by me (he is now known as catkiller). he is the resident beer snob. are you 21. the three of us can go get a beer.
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i love Bryan Adams.
take lots of pictures of your get together. :eyebrows:
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
sure. scrapheap lives by me (he is now known as catkiller). he is the resident beer snob. are you 21. the three of us can go get a beer.
I'm the worst possible age in the world, 20-and-a-half, but that doesn't rule out the possibility, necesarrily...
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poor guy. you can't get beer before 21, that's nutty. you should go to berlin in the meantime. :P beer everywhere.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
sure. scrapheap lives by me (he is now known as catkiller). he is the resident beer snob. are you 21. the three of us can go get a beer.
I'm the worst possible age in the world, 20-and-a-half, but that doesn't rule out the possibility, necesarrily...
do you have a fake ID?
scrap is 35 and i am 38 (today), so if your ID at least says you are 21, they won't give it a second look if you are with us.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
sure. scrapheap lives by me (he is now known as catkiller). he is the resident beer snob. are you 21. the three of us can go get a beer.
I'm the worst possible age in the world, 20-and-a-half, but that doesn't rule out the possibility, necesarrily...
do you have a fake ID?
scrap is 35 and i am 38 (today), so if your ID at least says you are 21, they won't give it a second look if you are with us.
Not right now, but I think I'm about to get one. Shouldn't be too difficult with an out of state, anyway.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
sure. scrapheap lives by me (he is now known as catkiller). he is the resident beer snob. are you 21. the three of us can go get a beer.
I'm the worst possible age in the world, 20-and-a-half, but that doesn't rule out the possibility, necesarrily...
do you have a fake ID?
scrap is 35 and i am 38 (today), so if your ID at least says you are 21, they won't give it a second look if you are with us.
Not right now, but I think I'm about to get one. Shouldn't be too difficult with an out of state, anyway.
good, we can meet at the silver fox!
:laugh:
j/k.
unless you want free drinks.
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McJ, do you live in the Los Angeles area by any chance? You can PM me if you are comfortable giving out that info.
yes i do. why?
I might be taking a train out there to visit my mom next month, and I thought you might be an interesting character to meet. Doesn't seem like people on this board generally ever meet up IRL, though, so it was just an idea.
sure. scrapheap lives by me (he is now known as catkiller). he is the resident beer snob. are you 21. the three of us can go get a beer.
I'm the worst possible age in the world, 20-and-a-half, but that doesn't rule out the possibility, necesarrily...
do you have a fake ID?
scrap is 35 and i am 38 (today), so if your ID at least says you are 21, they won't give it a second look if you are with us.
Not right now, but I think I'm about to get one. Shouldn't be too difficult with an out of state, anyway.
good, we can meet at the silver fox!
:laugh:
j/k.
unless you want free drinks.
Isn't that the gay bar Scrapheap took you to last time?
;D
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sounds like a gay bar for old people. :P
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it is a gay bar in long beach. up the street from where scraps ex girlfriend lives. and accross the street from wher i lived with my girlfriend when i was 20.
scrap and i met at his work, and walked to TGIF, and had a sandwich and a beer.
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and then... :P
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and then... :P
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yes?
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*Is excited to go to the silver fox*
Still wanna meet?
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*Is excited to go to the silver fox*
Still wanna meet?
sure but we are peddling your young ass for free drinks for the three of us.
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can you take pictures? i bet there's lots of tongue action.
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can you take pictures? i bet there's lots of tongue action.
i will take pictures of maldorer shaking his groove thing for drinks.
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hmph.
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*Is excited to go to the silver fox*
Still wanna meet?
sure but we are peddling your young ass for free drinks for the three of us.
Dammit, you sound just like my friends out here.
can you take pictures? i bet there's lots of tongue action.
Only tongue action? Tch, so am I only expecting to get half a beer out of this?
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and a shoot the root.
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boy on boy action. there should be plenty of it around y'all. though i'd rather see mcjagger and scrap get it on... :P
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boy on boy action. there should be plenty of it around y'all. though i'd rather see mcjagger and scrap get it on... :P
If we goad him enough he might post the pics.
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ok lets goad.
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go goad foad.
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Did you do anything special for your birthday?
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Did you do anything special for your birthday?
nope. i had to work and i requested a peaceful day at home.
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
Or may be girls are just more sentimental...
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
Or may be girls are just more sentimental...
or maybe, they just want to get into my pants.
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For some reason it seems that people would rather buy you crap that you don't need than give you money towards something you'd really love.
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
Or may be girls are just more sentimental...
or maybe, they just want to get into my pants.
Just out of interest- what would it take to get into your pants? :angel:
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For some reason it seems that people would rather buy you crap that you don't need than give you money towards something you'd really love.
my sister in law always buys my wife avon or make-up. my wife hates avon and doesn't wear make-up. matter of fact we have had garage sales with my sister in law, where my wife put the avon out for sale.
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
Or may be girls are just more sentimental...
or maybe, they just want to get into my pants.
Just out of interest- what would it take to get into your pants? :angel:
very little. a compliment?
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
Or may be girls are just more sentimental...
or maybe, they just want to get into my pants.
Just out of interest- what would it take to get into your pants? :angel:
very little. a compliment?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=565.msg213563#msg213563 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=565.msg213563#msg213563)
Anything??
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Did you get any presents? Did the people at work know it was your birthday?
i got some money from relatives.
don't really work with girls. girls are more thoughtful than men when it comes to birthdays.
Or may be girls are just more sentimental...
or maybe, they just want to get into my pants.
Just out of interest- what would it take to get into your pants? :angel:
very little. a compliment?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=565.msg213563#msg213563 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=565.msg213563#msg213563)
Anything??
something. i will be thinking of this while i am at work.
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Well that was easy. ;)
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i always appreciate gifts that are practical because i put all my money in DVDs and booze. :P
or maybe, they just want to get into my pants.
always. ;)
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
ihate the fact that you bumped my thread to page 2.
i used to change fluorescent lights for a living. no they do not bother me.
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Do you put fluorescent lights up the arse?
Be pretentious and say yes... YES!!!
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So did you think about it at work? ;)
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
ihate the fact that you bumped my thread to page 2.
i used to change fluorescent lights for a living. no they do not bother me.
LOL
How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?
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Do you put fluorescent lights up the arse?
Be pretentious and say yes... YES!!!
not yet.....
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
ihate the fact that you bumped my thread to page 2.
i used to change fluorescent lights for a living. no they do not bother me.
LOL
How often do you hear them buzzing or humming?
\
i am getting tinitus from working with heavy machinery. i hear a low drone almost all the time.
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So did you think about it at work? ;)
did your clit start tingling as if someone was thinking about you.
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So did you think about it at work? ;)
did your clit start tingling as if someone was thinking about you.
Yeah, but then it always does when I've been on here :eyebrows:
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So did you think about it at work? ;)
did your clit start tingling as if someone was thinking about you.
Yeah, but then it always does when I've been on here :eyebrows:
something about a sopping wet vagina makes me hungry.
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Damn and I was hoping the last word in that sentence would be horny- although I'm sure I can work with hungry :oral:
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i never stipulated what it made me hungry for.
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i never stipulated what it made me hungry for.
So did you get my hopes up for nothing again you big tease?? :laugh:
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i never stipulated what it made me hungry for.
So did you get my hopes up for nothing again you big tease?? :laugh:
oft times, with patience, the rewards are much sweeter.
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Unless of course you decide to go elsewhere for it. :laugh:
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Unless of course you decide to go elsewhere for it. :laugh:
snooze you lose?
yeah right, you'll be back!
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You're more than a little cocksure- are you really sure you've got the goods to back it up?
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You're more than a little cocksure- are you really sure you've got the goods to back it up?
several of them!
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You're more than a little cocksure- are you really sure you've got the goods to back it up?
several of them!
You've got a penis for everyday of the week then? :laugh:
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So how does it feel to be Mr. Popularity?
Why didn't you change the statement to match your avatar of the Fonze. Should be McFonze and have a classic Fonze saying underneath the avatar. You did that for Jagger.
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You're more than a little cocksure- are you really sure you've got the goods to back it up?
several of them!
You've got a penis for everyday of the week then? :laugh:
i have a fist, a tongue, a cock, a toy, and more.
but it is usually my charm that sends them creaming.
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What toy?
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So how does it feel to be Mr. Popularity?
Why didn't you change the statement to match your avatar of the Fonze. Should be McFonze and have a classic Fonze saying underneath the avatar. You did that for Jagger.
i had to work hard. the popularity didn't come easily.
did you know that i have over 30, 000 posts and over 3,400 PM's here? many of which i had to initiate.
it's hard work.
about the mini sig: i forgot.
how about: A-ayyyyyy!
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What toy?
strappy the vibrating butt-plug.
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A-ayyyyy! would be perfect for the Fonze. I wish I had the time to post that much haha. Hell I wish I had that much free time to do anything. Barely have time to play all the games I buy.
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A-ayyyyy! would be perfect for the Fonze. I wish I had the time to post that much haha. Hell I wish I had that much free time to do anything. Barely have time to play all the games I buy.
see, i don't have much free time. but i also don't play the games.
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What toy?
strappy the vibrating butt-plug.
Can I be the pitcher??
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What toy?
strappy the vibrating butt-plug.
is that anything to do with skippy the bush kangaroo?
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how the hell do you have time mcjagger? how many posts do you make a day?
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how the hell do you have time mcjagger? how many posts do you make a day?
i am efficient and witty.
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What toy?
strappy the vibrating butt-plug.
Can I be the pitcher??
i wouldn't have it any other way, baby!
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how the hell do you have time mcjagger? how many posts do you make a day?
i forgot.
i am the king of asking leading questions. and i don't waste my time on spelling, grammar or capitolization.
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In that case I don't think we'll need the lube. >:D
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i'm too OCD, i'm obsessive about spelling. :P
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i'm too OCD, i'm obsessive about spelling. :P
i obsess about different things. i can't be arsed to care about my spelling. just so long as people get my meaning.
and, if they don't then i get to post again to explain it to them.
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well, my OCD says you should take care of your spelling. :P
what do you obsess about?
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well, my OCD says you should take care of your spelling. :P
what do you obsess about?
numbers and straight lines.
and the vagina.
why?
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no reason.
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no reason.
make one up.
i'm in whore mode.
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would you want to whore for me? >:D
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would you want to whore for me? >:D
do you have a vagina?
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yes. >:D
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you know i obsess about those, right?
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i remember. 8)
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what is your vagina thinking right now?
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bjork, did i scare you?
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no. sorry, my vagina was distracted. :P
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no. sorry, my vagina was distracted. :P
that took you about twenty minutes.
did you lose interest?
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no i have no sense of time. sometimes people tell me i take a lot of time and it feels like it's been a couple of seconds.
have you read that book Momo?
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no i have no sense of time. sometimes people tell me i take a lot of time and it feels like it's been a couple of seconds.
have you read that book Momo?
is it about numbers, straight lines, or the vagina?
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it's about time, flowers and cigars.
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nope. i haven't read it. i am waiting for it to come out on DVD.
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well, my OCD says you should take care of your spelling. :P
what do you obsess about?
numbers and straight lines.
and the vagina.
why?
I remember when I was about 10 my friend told me that the only people in the world who could draw straight lines were artists (oh 10 year olds are such factometers!)...which then meant for me another obsession began...
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well, my OCD says you should take care of your spelling. :P
what do you obsess about?
numbers and straight lines.
and the vagina.
why?
I remember when I was about 10 my friend told me that the only people in the world who could draw straight lines were artists (oh 10 year olds are such factometers!)...which then meant for me another obsession began...
i am not an artist. but my children are.
i like lining things up in rows. or at work, i like to corner off the containers or chassiss.....just a few examples.
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nope. i haven't read it. i am waiting for it to come out on DVD.
it's a BOOK. you should READ it. not watch the movie. it's a timeless classic. it's a MUSTREAD book.
well, actually i listened to it on tape but same thing.
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nope. i haven't read it. i am waiting for it to come out on DVD.
it's a BOOK. you should READ it. not watch the movie. it's a timeless classic. it's a MUSTREAD book.
well, actually i listened to it on tape but same thing.
it is called MoMo?
is it a chick book? i hate the tales of romance.
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oh please, whaddya take me for? :P
it's a fantasy tale, it's from the guy who wrote The Neverending Story.
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oh please, whaddya take me for? :P
it's a fantasy tale, it's from the guy who wrote The Neverending Story.
can you tell me how the neverending story ended?
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happily. :P
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happily. :P
i am usually clueless, but i think i took that the right way.
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cool mr mccluesome.
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cool mr mccluesome.
how should i respond to that?
you playing coy?
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that's mccoy to ye sir. :-*
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that's mccoy to ye sir. :-*
you mean Bjcoy!
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or BjJoy! :P
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or BjJoy! :P
oh, joy.
have you ever had the opportunity to give a man a BJ
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yes but i didn't take it. :P
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yes but i didn't take it. :P
some girls would highly recommend it.
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not me. :P
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not me. :P
how would you know?
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oh i know. :P
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oh i know. :P
care to talk about this.
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what's there to talk about? :P
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what's there to talk about? :P
how you know!
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oh i know. :P
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For the longshoreman.
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Holy shit.
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yeah, that happens out to sea when it is storm season.
they have come into port like that.
it is a very slow process to unload cargo that is like that.
looks like the lashing held, though.
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Do you have a particular interest in ships?
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Do you have a particular interest in ships?
not especially, outside of the fact that when i see one with cargo i think that it looks like a payday.
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Do you have a particular interest in ships?
not especially, outside of the fact that when i see one with cargo i think that it looks like a payday.
Bit like when you see a hot sexy woman?
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Do you have a particular interest in ships?
not especially, outside of the fact that when i see one with cargo i think that it looks like a payday.
Bit like when you see a hot sexy woman?
i don't know. i haven't seen you yet.
from now on, all the women here look like postperson, until i see an actual picture.
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Do you have a particular interest in ships?
not especially, outside of the fact that when i see one with cargo i think that it looks like a payday.
Bit like when you see a hot sexy woman?
i don't know. i haven't seen you yet.
from now on, all the women here look like postperson, until i see an actual picture.
What does Postperson look like?
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Do you have a particular interest in ships?
not especially, outside of the fact that when i see one with cargo i think that it looks like a payday.
Bit like when you see a hot sexy woman?
i don't know. i haven't seen you yet.
from now on, all the women here look like postperson, until i see an actual picture.
What does Postperson look like?
she has posted a picture at OTS.
if i remember correctly she looks sort of manly, with reddish hair.
maybe you can find it at OTS.
i remember that she sent me a link to the picture on the original intensity, but, all that info is not available to me now.
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I would find it preferable if people did assume I looked unattractive and revoltingly ugly.
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I would find it preferable if people did assume I looked unattractive and revoltingly ugly.
but then you would be great to talk with....don't you have any physical needs?
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the binars survived. but there was a glitch. they kidnapped Riker with the help of Minuet, a holo chick, Riker's only weakness, well, that and his pride, but anyway, Picard came aboard by accident but in the end both Picard and Riker were needed to send the information from the ship to the binar's planet, "cuz they always work in pairs". so why did they only want to take Riker? stupid move from such so-thought-to-be smart logical creatures.
but then star trek has never had good logic. i always found Spock to be highly emotional and often illogical.
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I would find it preferable if people did assume I looked unattractive and revoltingly ugly.
but then you would be great to talk with....don't you have any physical needs?
Exactly. Did I not ever say that conversation with intelligent men is foreplay for me?
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the binars survived. but there was a glitch. they kidnapped Riker with the help of Minuet, a holo chick, Riker's only weakness, well, that and his pride, but anyway, Picard came aboard by accident but in the end both Picard and Riker were needed to send the information from the ship to the binar's planet, "cuz they always work in pairs". so why did they only want to take Riker? stupid move from such so-thought-to-be smart logical creatures.
but then star trek has never had good logic. i always found Spock to be highly emotional and often illogical.
Only on an Asperger message board. :asthing:
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the binars survived. but there was a glitch. they kidnapped Riker with the help of Minuet, a holo chick, Riker's only weakness, well, that and his pride, but anyway, Picard came aboard by accident but in the end both Picard and Riker were needed to send the information from the ship to the binar's planet, "cuz they always work in pairs". so why did they only want to take Riker? stupid move from such so-thought-to-be smart logical creatures.
but then star trek has never had good logic. i always found Spock to be highly emotional and often illogical.
are you fliring with me again?
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did you get into the chat last night/morning/whatever, Balders?
tell me what happened - i want vicarious thrills.
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did you get into the chat last night/morning/whatever, Balders?
tell me what happened - i want vicarious thrills.
not much.
but i'll keep trying.
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ach. can't you give me some vicarious thrills anyway? :(
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did you get into the chat last night/morning/whatever, Balders?
tell me what happened - i want vicarious thrills.
not much.
but i'll keep trying.
Tell her you wimped out, boy.
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did you get into the chat last night/morning/whatever, Balders?
tell me what happened - i want vicarious thrills.
not much.
but i'll keep trying.
Tell her you wimped out, boy.
ooooooh!
:popcorn:
(yuck! popcorn at this time of the morning. :puke: )
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did you get into the chat last night/morning/whatever, Balders?
tell me what happened - i want vicarious thrills.
not much.
but i'll keep trying.
Tell her you wimped out, boy.
i wimped out, boy!
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awwwww, bless!
you're just a liddle diddle widdums really, ain't you, Balders?
:-*
:hug:
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biy means?
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blow it yourself?
i am willing to take full responsibility, lucifer, for the shortcomings of this particular chatnight.
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
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biy means?
"boy" in Balderish (Balderdash?)
Mcj is a cunning linguist, you know. :eyelash:
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blow it yourself?
i am willing to take full responsibility, lucifer, for the shortcomings of this particular chatnight.
Is that like blow it up my ass? Were you telling me off?
I did not hold you entirely responsible.
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blow it yourself?
i am willing to take full responsibility, lucifer, for the shortcomings of this particular chatnight.
Is that like blow it up my ass? Were you telling me off?
I did not hold you entirely responsible.
i am usually talking about my penis. or rather, he is talking about himself. my penis is such a narcissist.
i hold myself responsible.
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Pity you couldn't hold your penis and take control of the situation at the same time.
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
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Pity you couldn't hold your penis and take control of the situation at the same time.
i type slow enough with both my hands.
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
do you mean you?
anyway, i wouldn't - i prefer to keep my sexual openness between me and the person i'm being sexually open with.
huh?
what the fuck am i blethering on about?
:rofl:
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
Ooh, is that an order?
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
do you mean you?
anyway, i wouldn't - i prefer to keep my sexual openness between me and the person i'm being sexually open with.
huh?
what the fuck am i blethering on about?
:rofl:
Lucifer, nice try...you trying to play the sweet and innocent and I smell like baby powder, just...um...doesn't work.
But I get what you mean. One minute there was talk of sex then the next minute people were talking about pc's and internet connections or something.
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wow! if i'd known about that i'd've been on there like a shot!
[/sarcasm]
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
Ooh, is that an order?
if i were in charge, yes!
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
Ooh, is that an order?
if i were in charge, yes!
Well, you aren't going to get tucked into bed with that lame approach...
you are off your game lately.
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Only on an Asperger message board. :asthing:
lol. it's true, though. :P i remember a certain episode where Spock claimed to have made a logical decision and that saved his life or some mumbojumbo, but the decision wasn't logical at all. and then i realized for the first time that Spock is as logical as the fucking writers on the show not logical at all.
the binars survived. but there was a glitch. they kidnapped Riker with the help of Minuet, a holo chick, Riker's only weakness, well, that and his pride, but anyway, Picard came aboard by accident but in the end both Picard and Riker were needed to send the information from the ship to the binar's planet, "cuz they always work in pairs". so why did they only want to take Riker? stupid move from such so-thought-to-be smart logical creatures.
but then star trek has never had good logic. i always found Spock to be highly emotional and often illogical.
are you fliring with me again?
lol does star trek talk turn you on? :P what, are you somekind of nerd? ::)
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do you want to talk about it, Balders? i'm all ears.
/leans forward, and looks symapthetic.
no thank you. i will learn from my mistakes. and next time, people WILL BE a little more sexually open in chat.
Ooh, is that an order?
if i were in charge, yes!
Well, you aren't going to get tucked into bed with that lame approach...
you are off your game lately.
how selfish. i mean, i would need that tucking in more, when i was off my game....a man thrives on the confidence that a fine woman gives him.
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Have you ever felt disgusted with yourself when you had moments of uber-arrogance?
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Have you ever felt disgusted with yourself when you had moments of uber-arrogance?
when i have moments of uber arrogance, i feel better than ever.
it is those moments of uncertainty that i am disgusted with myself.
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What was your high school experience like?
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
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What was your high school experience like?
i had a small circle of friends. got laid. and eked by in my courses.
so i would say that it was perfect.
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
what do you think?
for i am god.
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
what do you think?
for i am god.
No, no. I am God. I was merely testing your mettle McJ. Disappointing answer, did you not read "Tho shalt not worship false idols" in my book...
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billy idol is a real idol. do you worship him?
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
what do you think?
for i am god.
No, no. I am God. I was merely testing your mettle McJ. Disappointing answer, did you not read "Tho shalt not worship false idols" in my book...
you can test my mettle all you want, boy, but it won't bring me down.
now why don't you just attack my karma, you karma nazi!
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billy idol is a real idol. do you worship him?
and he's a dancin' with himself. oh. oh. oh. oh.
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i take that as a yes.
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i take that as a yes.
the vaginal idol.
yes.
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
what do you think?
for i am god.
No, no. I am God. I was merely testing your mettle McJ. Disappointing answer, did you not read "Tho shalt not worship false idols" in my book...
you can test my mettle all you want, boy, but it won't bring me down.
now why don't you just attack my karma, you karma nazi!
McJ, you havent read the parable of the lost sheep have you? And no i want attack your karma...
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
what do you think?
for i am god.
No, no. I am God. I was merely testing your mettle McJ. Disappointing answer, did you not read "Tho shalt not worship false idols" in my book...
you can test my mettle all you want, boy, but it won't bring me down.
now why don't you just attack my karma, you karma nazi!
McJ, you havent read the parable of the lost sheep have you? And no i want attack your karma...
no, you haven't read the parable of the prodical son. why do you think i called you, boy!
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McJ, how do you view yourself...? Do you think you would make a good god?
what do you think?
for i am god.
No, no. I am God. I was merely testing your mettle McJ. Disappointing answer, did you not read "Tho shalt not worship false idols" in my book...
you can test my mettle all you want, boy, but it won't bring me down.
now why don't you just attack my karma, you karma nazi!
McJ, you havent read the parable of the lost sheep have you? And no i want attack your karma...
no, you haven't read the parable of the prodical son. why do you think i called you, boy!
God?
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anybody got any questions?
anything at all?
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How much of that yard did you actually get done before taking a well-earned break? :laugh:
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How much of that yard did you actually get done before taking a well-earned break? :laugh:
i am a union man. :laugh:
i called a standby on health and safety since there wasn't a safety man on site.....or woman.
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So does that mean you don't have to do it till negotiations have finished? :laugh:
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How much of that yard did you actually get done before taking a well-earned break? :laugh:
i am a union man. :laugh:
i called a standby on health and safety since there wasn't a safety man on site.....or woman.
Health and Safety. An excuse that stretches to almost anything. McJ, do you like Health and Safety people or do you find they cramp your style?
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So does that mean you don't have to do it till negotiations have finished? :laugh:
yep. i am asking for a golden parachute, but stated that i would settle for a golden shower.
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How much of that yard did you actually get done before taking a well-earned break? :laugh:
i am a union man. :laugh:
i called a standby on health and safety since there wasn't a safety man on site.....or woman.
Health and Safety. An excuse that stretches to almost anything. McJ, do you like Health and Safety people or do you find they cramp your style?
i find that it gives the working man some recourse.
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So does that mean you don't have to do it till negotiations have finished? :laugh:
yep. i am asking for a golden parachute, but stated that i would settle for a golden shower.
I think the option you'd settle for sounds much more fun :eyebrows:
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How much of that yard did you actually get done before taking a well-earned break? :laugh:
i am a union man. :laugh:
i called a standby on health and safety since there wasn't a safety man on site.....or woman.
Health and Safety. An excuse that stretches to almost anything. McJ, do you like Health and Safety people or do you find they cramp your style?
i find that it gives the working man some recourse.
Would you consider a career as a health and safety officer if you were able to get the job, McJ
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are you a good kisser? :-*
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How much of that yard did you actually get done before taking a well-earned break? :laugh:
i am a union man. :laugh:
i called a standby on health and safety since there wasn't a safety man on site.....or woman.
Health and Safety. An excuse that stretches to almost anything. McJ, do you like Health and Safety people or do you find they cramp your style?
i find that it gives the working man some recourse.
Would you consider a career as a health and safety officer if you were able to get the job, McJ
i am planning on running for Business Agent for the union i work for.
same thing, really.
they are the onsite interpretor of our bargaining agreement and safety code.
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are you a good kisser? :-*
i am not a big fan of kissing. but i am good at it. i found that it was a means to an end.
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why don't you like kissing?
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why don't you like kissing?
neither did julia roberts in pretty woman.
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why don't you like kissing?
neither did julia roberts in pretty woman.
Eh that is more of a prostitute thing from what I heard.
You have one daughter I assume. Do you see yourself having more children?
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i have two daughters and a son. and jesus loves all three of them.
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i have two daughters and a son. and jesus loves all three of them.
Damn thats some kids. My cousin has 6 kids, 2 by his first wife (3 if you count the one that died in a car crash as an infant) and 4 by his current wife. I know a guy from FFXI that is 23 years old and has 4 kids already haha. I am so glad I don't have any kids, not that I hate kids or anything. Why wouldn't Jesus love your kids?
Are you the biggest horndog that you know?
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i have two daughters and a son. and jesus loves all three of them.
Damn thats some kids. My cousin has 6 kids, 2 by his first wife (3 if you count the one that died in a car crash as an infant) and 4 by his current wife. I know a guy from FFXI that is 23 years old and has 4 kids already haha. I am so glad I don't have any kids, not that I hate kids or anything. Why wouldn't Jesus love your kids?
Are you the biggest horndog that you know?
i am 38 and have three kids. my first was hen i was 28.
i am not the biggest horndog, i am just sexy.
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damn right you are. :eyebrows:
so why don't you like kissing?
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damn right you are. :eyebrows:
so why don't you like kissing?
too personal, not enough pleasure. i have never had an orgasm from kissing. but it always makes me hard.
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Have you ever had an orgasm without your cock being touched in anyway? I mean in a sexual situation not a wet dream.
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i can think of a way. :P
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i can think of a way. :P
Me too but it doesn't always work the same for men (or if it does it might be when they don't want it to). :laugh:
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Have you ever had an orgasm without your cock being touched in anyway? I mean in a sexual situation not a wet dream.
not without a wet dream, NO. it needs to be touched.
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i can think of a way. :P
tell me. tell. me. TELL ME.
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Have you ever had an orgasm without your cock being touched in anyway? I mean in a sexual situation not a wet dream.
not without a wet dream, NO. it needs to be touched.
So you don't have any secret hot-spots?
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Have you ever had an orgasm without your cock being touched in anyway? I mean in a sexual situation not a wet dream.
not without a wet dream, NO. it needs to be touched.
So you don't have any secret hot-spots?
i love to have my testicles ticked.
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I'll have to remember that one. :angel:
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Have you ever had an orgasm without your cock being touched in anyway? I mean in a sexual situation not a wet dream.
not without a wet dream, NO. it needs to be touched.
So you don't have any secret hot-spots?
i love to have my testicles ticked.
Me, too and you should explore that more.
... or rather have it explored for you.
You are in for some incredible sensations and some of the biggest nutblasters, too. The no touch 'gasm is like the Holy Grail, in my book.
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BTW- did you mean tickled or licked then or should I just try both and see :evillaugh:
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BTW- did you mean tickled or licked then or should I just try both and see :evillaugh:
suck 'em and see? ;)
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BTW- did you mean tickled or licked then or should I just try both and see :evillaugh:
suck 'em and see? ;)
Something like that :laugh:
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i just enjoy having attention paid to my testicles.
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i just enjoy having attention paid to my testicles.
Who'd have thought it. :laugh:
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Balders, where's the racer back bra i lost? :(
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i was thinking more a probe tickling your Gspot
the aliens know how to make a man cum.
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i was thinking more a probe tickling your Gspot
the aliens know how to make a man cum.
You don't need an alien for that :o
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isn't it hotter with an alien? >:D
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isn't it hotter with an alien? >:D
Not if you're doing it right. :laugh:
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well... Michael Shanks could change my mind. :P purrr
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well... Michael Shanks could change my mind. :P purrr
Got any pics?
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(http://www.michaelshanks-online.com/images/stargate/ep/dj_s7_002.jpg)
this is when he had fallen from grace.
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He doesn't look like an alien to me :P- what did he do to fall from grace? :eyebrows:
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he went against a big puddle of black goo even though Oma told him not to. :P so he got sent to a planet with insomnia and fuckin naked. it was so hot. >:D
he's not an alien. with him sex would be hotter than with aliens. :drool:
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Balders, where's the racer back bra i lost? :(
i used it to wax my truck.
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i was thinking more a probe tickling your Gspot
the aliens know how to make a man cum.
that sounds delightful.
do you know how to do that.
oh right, you said that you were an alien. :eyebrows:
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oh right. my secret's out. :mwhaha:
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oh right. my secret's out. :mwhaha:
how would you begin the procedure?
would you strap me down first?
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on a table. a cold table. >:D
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on a table. a cold table. >:D
i assume that i will be naked.
please tell my wou will warm the section in the middle.
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what? wou?
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Would you rather loose the will to post or the will to fuck?
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Would you rather loose the will to post or the will to fuck?
the will to post. no question.
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Do you like being caught snooping or would you rather be snooped on?
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Do you like being caught snooping or would you rather be snooped on?
i like all things that involve peering eyes.
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
no torture. a bitch slap usually does the trick.
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Damn that animated avatar of your's! It's hypnotic and addictive! Stupid lazytown.
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
no torture. a bitch slap usually does the trick.
McJ you are way too soft on them. How about thumb screws next time... >:D
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
no torture. a bitch slap usually does the trick.
McJ you are way too soft on them. How about thumb screws next time... >:D
but we are talking about emo people. they cry during telephone commercials.
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
no torture. a bitch slap usually does the trick.
McJ you are way too soft on them. How about thumb screws next time... >:D
but we are talking about emo people. they cry during telephone commercials.
Yeah but thumb screws could make them cry so hard they never cry again.
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Is that even possible?
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Is that even possible?
With homo emous, yes.
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
no torture. a bitch slap usually does the trick.
McJ you are way too soft on them. How about thumb screws next time... >:D
but we are talking about emo people. they cry during telephone commercials.
Yeah but thumb screws could make them cry so hard they never cry again.
i could just pour bleach into their tear ducts.
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How seriously do you take your role as a member of the anti-emo taskforce? Who have you apprended and what emo noises did they make when you did it?
they simply shit and pissed themselves and wailed for their mommy.
Did you use any torture methods on them to scream out the emotion from them? What methods are your favorite?
no torture. a bitch slap usually does the trick.
McJ you are way too soft on them. How about thumb screws next time... >:D
but we are talking about emo people. they cry during telephone commercials.
Yeah but thumb screws could make them cry so hard they never cry again.
i could just pour bleach into their tear ducts.
Blimey, you are going to need a lot of bleach, Mc*
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oh bloody hell, hadron, would you like to fuck?
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Is that even possible?
Negative.
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Is that even possible?
Negative.
phil. 4:13
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oh bloody hell, hadron, would you like to fuck?
Yes, but not with you. Your not really my type, sorry Mc*
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oh bloody hell, hadron, would you like to fuck?
Yes, but not with you. Your not really my type, sorry Mc*
do you like boys/
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oh bloody hell, hadron, would you like to fuck?
Yes, but not with you. Your not really my type, sorry Mc*
do you like boys/
Not in the way you are implying, hence how you are not my type...
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
Calandale? :laugh:
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
They dont, for the simple reason that none of them are really girls, too old for me...
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
They dont, for the simple reason that none of them are really girls, too old for me...
shyness will keep you from getting laid, young man.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with older girls. they are more honest, sexually and in bed, they will rock your world.
the girls your age use sex as a weapon.
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
They dont, for the simple reason that none of them are really girls, too old for me...
shyness will keep you from getting laid, young man.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with older girls. they are more honest, sexually and in bed, they will rock your world.
the girls your age use sex as a weapon.
Its not shyness, its me being very picky after a fashion.
As for girls my age using sex as a weapon, i have weapons too. One sits between my legs...
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
They dont, for the simple reason that none of them are really girls, too old for me...
shyness will keep you from getting laid, young man.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with older girls. they are more honest, sexually and in bed, they will rock your world.
the girls your age use sex as a weapon.
Its not shyness, its me being very picky after a fashion.
As for girls my age using sex as a weapon, i have weapons too. One sits between my legs...
yes. like you are the one in possession of the gold.
keep dreaming.
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
They dont, for the simple reason that none of them are really girls, too old for me...
shyness will keep you from getting laid, young man.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with older girls. they are more honest, sexually and in bed, they will rock your world.
the girls your age use sex as a weapon.
Its not shyness, its me being very picky after a fashion.
As for girls my age using sex as a weapon, i have weapons too. One sits between my legs...
yes. like you are the one in possession of the gold.
keep dreaming.
You would know how exactly whether or not i am in possesion of the gold?
As for dreaming, you wish...
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believe me, hadron, i know!
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believe me, hadron, i know!
what do you know...?
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believe me, hadron, i know!
what do you know...?
that between you and a girl, she has all the gold.
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believe me, hadron, i know!
what do you know...?
that between you and a girl, she has all the gold.
Oh I dont think i can really argue with you there...
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Were you aroused by this (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=535.msg218842#msg218842) picture?
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Were you aroused by this (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=535.msg218842#msg218842) picture?
*pukes*
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Were you aroused by this (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=535.msg218842#msg218842) picture?
Damn you!
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ok, then.
hadron, without seeing pictures, which girl on this site turns you on the most?
They dont, for the simple reason that none of them are really girls, too old for me...
shyness will keep you from getting laid, young man.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with older girls. they are more honest, sexually and in bed, they will rock your world.
the girls your age use sex as a weapon.
:agreed: :agreed: and :agreed:
and a :plus: to boot
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
Do these women have any identifying marks I should look for...?
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
Do these women have any identifying marks I should look for...?
Shrunken heads of boys like you around their necks for starters.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
Do these women have any identifying marks I should look for...?
Shrunken heads of boys like you around their necks for starters.
I doubt I would get ensnared by someone like that...
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Are you saying that their gold has gone by a bit and your wood becomes more valuable to them?
:laugh:
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Are you saying that their gold has gone by a bit and your wood becomes more valuable to them?
:laugh:
i am saying that it boils down to supply and demand....as always.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
When was your sexual prime?
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
When was your sexual prime?
16-34!
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
When was your sexual prime?
16-34!
Can you narrow it down?
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
When was your sexual prime?
16-34!
Can you narrow it down?
i did alot of fucking (of different women) at the age of 17. between 18-21 i had a girlfriend who i hit about 3 times perday. between the ages of 22- 25.5 i had several (about 50) sexual parners.
i met my wife at the age 25, and i have had only one sexual partner (her) since then.
my labido was really strong up until about 3 years ago. still, i think, it is stronger than most guys.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Exactly and this is the point I always tried to make about this- sometimes women want the sex just as much as the men. So women don't always hold all the power. :P
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Exactly and this is the point I always tried to make about this- sometimes women want the sex just as much as the men. So women don't always hold all the power. :P
not all the power....but most of it.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Exactly and this is the point I always tried to make about this- sometimes women want the sex just as much as the men. So women don't always hold all the power. :P
not all the power....but most of it.
Emo! :'( :P
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Exactly and this is the point I always tried to make about this- sometimes women want the sex just as much as the men. So women don't always hold all the power. :P
not all the power....but most of it.
Emo! :'( :P
maybe in this instance. only because i am a fiend.
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You also need to remember that unfortunately some women never grow out of that.
yes. but they are more likely to be in their sexual prime so the man has better bargaining chips.
Exactly and this is the point I always tried to make about this- sometimes women want the sex just as much as the men. So women don't always hold all the power. :P
not all the power....but most of it.
Emo! :'( :P
maybe in this instance. only because i am a fiend.
wicked and cruel?
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i always thought a fiend was someone who obsesses over something....like an addict.
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i always thought a fiend was someone who obsesses over something....like an addict.
Devil, demon, superhumanly wicked is actually the first description in my dictionary.
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fiending for drugs. a sex fiend.
what could these mean, then?
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It can mean both:
1. Satan; the devil.
2. any evil spirit; demon.
3. a diabolically cruel or wicked person.
4. a person or thing that causes mischief or annoyance: Those children are little fiends.
5. Informal. a person who is extremely addicted to some pernicious habit: an opium fiend.
6. Informal. a person who is excessively interested in some game, sport, etc.; fan; buff: a bridge fiend.
7. a person who is highly skilled or gifted in something: a fiend at languages.
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fiending for drugs. a sex fiend.
what could these mean, then?
addict, devotee is the second description. So you are correct. However, I think you personify the whole gamut, so no need to worry your pretty little head about it....you've got it covered.
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i can be a little stinker, but develish?
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Ok some non-sexual questions for you.
When your 5 years is up what job are you hoping to get?
What have you achieved in your life that makes you feel most proud?
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When your 5 years is up what job are you hoping to get?
in october i am probably going to work steady as a heavylift operator for one company....which means that i will not have to pick up a job, it will always be mine.
they will pay me for an extra hour each day and also, pay me an extra 'flex' day each week, for which i will not have to work.
next summer i will quit that job and go back to the hall, and exclusively take crane jobs. i will work hard to be one of the best at this, and then i hope to become employed steady....because of all the perks listed above.
i will do that for several years, and then i will probably transfer to local 94, which is the formans union.
in between all of the above i will run for business agent, and maybe dispatcher. if i can get my name out there (having won elections at both jobs) then i would really like to run for president.
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Ok some non-sexual questions for you.
What have you achieved in your life that makes you feel most proud?
generic, i know, but it is my children. and possibly the fact that i have been able to remain married for 10 years. who would have thought.....not i.
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It might seem a generic answer, but I think its one that anyone with kids would probably agree with.
Aside from your family then what makes you most proud of what you've done with your life?
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It might seem a generic answer, but I think its one that anyone with kids would probably agree with.
Aside from your family then what makes you most proud of what you've done with your life?
i have survived. that is an accomplishment.
my sense of survival.
i can tell you that i have been seriously addicted to very bad drugs, and alcohol several times. and i never hit rock bottom and my common sense has helped me to walk away from them all by myself, without help.
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fiending for drugs. a sex fiend.
what could these mean, then?
addict, devotee is the second description. So you are correct. However, I think you personify the whole gamut, so no need to worry your pretty little head about it....you've got it covered.
I actually don't think sex was mentioned as a question. More that McJ said he was a fiend. He proffered the information...and definition was supplied.
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How long did these periods of addiction last?
And do you ever wonder if you've replaced these with an addiction to sex? (sorry for bringing up the 's' word but its relevant to the addiction discussion).
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no. the sex addiction has been constant and one i had before the drugs.
the alcohol was about ten years. the drugs was two seperate times, for about three years each time.
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no. the sex addiction has been constant and one i had before the drugs.
the alcohol was about ten years. the drugs was two seperate times, for about three years each time.
Were you disappointed that you were addicted to drugs when you had children to consider?
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no. the sex addiction has been constant and one i had before the drugs.
the alcohol was about ten years. the drugs was two seperate times, for about three years each time.
Were you disappointed that you were addicted to drugs when you had children to consider?
i didn't have kids until i was 28. after then, i had only smoked pot but not habitually. i quit the drinking pretty much when my oldest was three.
so my answer would be NO.
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what drugs were you addicted to?
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alcohol, mainly. and two bouts with crystal meth.
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wow. tough to give up.
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wow. tough to give up.
i just got tired of it. it got to the point where i was doing alot just to feel a little less than i normally would feel if i had never done it at all. it became....nonproductive.
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funny. that happened to me with regular speed.
what do you mean less than normally? was it helping you to not feel or to feel more?
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McMc, am I the only person here who doesn't have any vices? :P ;)
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McMc, am I the only person here who doesn't have any vices? :P ;)
how much time to you spend on your gaming?
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funny. that happened to me with regular speed.
what do you mean less than normally? was it helping you to not feel or to feel more?
at first i did it for the energy and nerve (out in public). but then, after time, i found that i was spending alot of money just to be tired and paranoid all the time. i would stay inside and do nothing.
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that's kinda how it went for me too. it's better to stay in and do nothing than out doing crap. :P
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that's kinda how it went for me too. it's better to stay in and do nothing than out doing crap. :P
no. i learned that i HAD to go out and mingle if i wanted to get laid.
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oh yeah and you like to get laid.
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oh yeah and you like to get laid.
i like it so much, i assume that everybody feels the same way about it.
i just cannot wrap my mind around being asexual.
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Have you ever wondered if your high sex drive would qualify as sex addiction?
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Have you ever wondered if your high sex drive would qualify as sex addiction?
i don't really care if it is or not.
i got through my being single years STD free and i don't have any children that i don't know about.
i don't consider anything an addiction until it becomes a problem.
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I think that's the healthy way of looking at it personally- I only asked because its something I've been asked myself.
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I think that's the healthy way of looking at it personally- I only asked because its something I've been asked myself.
i did get crabs once.
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yikes.
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I think that's the healthy way of looking at it personally- I only asked because its something I've been asked myself.
i did get crabs once.
I haven't even had crabs- friction burns on more than one occasion but that's not really related. :laugh:
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
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I think that's the healthy way of looking at it personally- I only asked because its something I've been asked myself.
i did get crabs once.
I haven't even had crabs- friction burns on more than one occasion but that's not really related. :laugh:
i could have gotten them from a public restroom.
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I think that's the healthy way of looking at it personally- I only asked because its something I've been asked myself.
i did get crabs once.
I haven't even had crabs- friction burns on more than one occasion but that's not really related. :laugh:
i could have gotten them from a public restroom.
I always thought that was a myth. :laugh:
/me goes to check google
No not a myth but highly unlikely apparently. :laugh:
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I think that's the healthy way of looking at it personally- I only asked because its something I've been asked myself.
i did get crabs once.
I haven't even had crabs- friction burns on more than one occasion but that's not really related. :laugh:
i could have gotten them from a public restroom.
I always thought that was a myth. :laugh:
/me goes to check google
No not a myth but highly unlikely apparently. :laugh:
she had roommates. i could have gotten them from the couch cusions.
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
i am obsessed with numders.
i named then wittle gwuy 1-1997
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
i am obsessed with numders.
i named then wittle gwuy 1-1997
Have you ever applied your number obsession to anything more useful?
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McMc, am I the only person here who doesn't have any vices? :P ;)
how much time to you spend on your gaming?
Hmm, good point.
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
i am obsessed with numders.
i named then wittle gwuy 1-1997
Have you ever applied your number obsession to anything more useful?
efficiency.
i count as i do everything. but i do it quietly in my mind. it helps with the rhythem of love making.
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McMc, am I the only person here who doesn't have any vices? :P ;)
how much time to you spend on your gaming?
Hmm, good point.
we all have something, anything, that we give too much of ourselves to.
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
i am obsessed with numders.
i named then wittle gwuy 1-1997
Have you ever applied your number obsession to anything more useful?
efficiency.
i count as i do everything. but i do it quietly in my mind. it helps with the rhythem of love making.
Can you do maths with them, or just numerology and love making?
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hey, Balders - can you really do the splits? :o
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
i am obsessed with numders.
i named then wittle gwuy 1-1997
lol. is that the year it was born?
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hey, Balders - can you really do the splits? :o
probably not. but i would be willing to hurt myself if the incentive was right.
you affering?
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yikes.
they aint so bad. i even named them. :laugh:
what did you name them? :laugh: are you as obsessed with naming as i am? :P
i am obsessed with numders.
i named then wittle gwuy 1-1997
lol. is that the year it was born?
nope. that is how many there were. :laugh:
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hey, Balders - can you really do the splits? :o
probably not. but i would be willing to hurt myself if the incentive was right.
you affering?
depends what you mean by affering, really. :P
:laugh:
;)
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it is an after offer, naturally! :laugh:
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You know what I'm going to ask now don't you? If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) :laugh:
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Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?
this is all so very wrong... :'(
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You know what I'm going to ask now don't you? If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) :laugh:
i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.
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You know what I'm going to ask now don't you? If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) :laugh:
i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.
If you set up a live feed one of us could call them for you. :laugh:
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You know what I'm going to ask now don't you? If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) :laugh:
i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.
If you set up a live feed one of us could call them for you. :laugh:
and i suppose that i should do this, wearing nothing but a bowtie and a smile?
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You know what I'm going to ask now don't you? If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) :laugh:
i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.
If you set up a live feed one of us could call them for you. :laugh:
and i suppose that i should do this, wearing nothing but a bowtie and a smile?
Forget the bowtie >:D
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You know what I'm going to ask now don't you? If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) :laugh:
i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.
If you set up a live feed one of us could call them for you. :laugh:
and i suppose that i should do this, wearing nothing but a bowtie and a smile?
Forget the bowtie >:D
then forget the smile.
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I didn't realise the bowtie was so important to you, any colour preferences you had in mind? polka dot?
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I didn't realise the bowtie was so important to you, any colour preferences you had in mind? polka dot?
lime green....to mach my mood.
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I didn't realise the bowtie was so important to you, any colour preferences you had in mind? polka dot?
lime green....to mach my mood.
What kinda mood is lime green just out of interest?
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Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?
this is all so very wrong... :'(
A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me. I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.
Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.
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Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?
this is all so very wrong... :'(
A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me. I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.
Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.
i could only get as low as my erection will allow me.
pretty damn close.
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Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?
this is all so very wrong... :'(
A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me. I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.
Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.
i could only get as low as my erection will allow me.
pretty damn close.
From what I've seen, erections point upwards, not downwards anyway, so don't know how it could get in the way.
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Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?
this is all so very wrong... :'(
A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me. I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.
Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.
i could only get as low as my erection will allow me.
pretty damn close.
From what I've seen, erections point upwards, not downwards anyway, so don't know how it could get in the way.
when you do those side to side splits, then you bend forward on your stomach.
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I've been thinking about
(and testing) your pissing
while hard theories. I haven't
been able to manage while
completely erect. Are you
positive of this - I mean like
near orgasm erect.
I've also noted that one need
not bend forward, but can also
manage it in a horse stance. Either
way, the penis has to be pushed down.
Care to try this, and report your experience?
I'm wondering if we're connected differently.
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Is there someone out there that doesn't have a problem pissing with an erection? I can do it, just its a fucking bitch. Leaning over the toilet at an angle works for me. I can't push my dick down very far when I have an erection, not enough to reliably piss in the toilet.
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pissing while hard, very hard, has an almost orgasmic realease sensation to me.
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I just use the sink.
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What do you make of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770)
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nope. that is how many there were. :laugh:
penii? :P
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nope. that is how many there were. :laugh:
penii? :P
crab-oids.
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What do you make of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770)
synapsis please. i cant be arsed.
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What do you make of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770)
synapsis please. i cant be arsed.
Erm, its about a female councillor being a porn star external to here work. it has some shots in it you might vaguely like.
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What do you make of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770)
synapsis please. i cant be arsed.
Erm, its about a female councillor being a porn star external to here work. it has some shots in it you might vaguely like.
you bastard. now i have to look.
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except for the fack that she looks like she has taken several beatings to the face.
yeah, i'd do her.
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except for the fack that she looks like she has taken several beatings to the face.
yeah, i'd do her.
Lol, did you enjoy it? I think she might get a few more beatings, considering how angry some lib dems are...
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except for the fack that she looks like she has taken several beatings to the face.
yeah, i'd do her.
Lol, did you enjoy it? I think she might get a few more beatings, considering how angry some lib dems are...
liberal democrats?
i thought they they believed in....whatever gets you through your day.
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except for the fack that she looks like she has taken several beatings to the face.
yeah, i'd do her.
Lol, did you enjoy it? I think she might get a few more beatings, considering how angry some lib dems are...
liberal democrats?
i thought they they believed in....whatever gets you through your day.
Well erm, they are apparently principled people, they are our third party (have ~ 20% of the vote). One of their unofficial policies was to hand out free CD's of porn to under 16's as sex education though. Oh I think this political party might spark your intrest... http://www.omrlp.com/ (http://www.omrlp.com/)
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Where is your avatar from?
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Where is your avatar from?
it is a kid show called lazy town. but the avatar was made for a website called you're the man now dog.
i have been considering switching to this one:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/11.gif)
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Where is your avatar from?
Its a screen shot of House MD i nabbed through google.
hello, McWhatever.
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Where is your avatar from?
Its a screen shot of House MD i nabbed through google.
hello, McWhatever.
Whoops, i forgot what thread we were on. Deleted it.
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Where is your avatar from?
it is a kid show called lazy town. but the avatar was made for a website called you're the man now dog.
i have been considering switching to this one:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/11.gif)
Why would you change it?
.....unless you like the thought of fucking someone from behind with yellow overalls on.
Oh and a wiry red wig.
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Where is your avatar from?
it is a kid show called lazy town. but the avatar was made for a website called you're the man now dog.
i have been considering switching to this one:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/11.gif)
I think that might be a tad too controversial going by the reason why that ended up on Intensity in the first place. :laugh:
(like that would stop you :laugh:)
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Where is your avatar from?
Its a screen shot of House MD i nabbed through google.
hello, McWhatever.
You know speaking to yourself is the first sign of having an intelligent conversation.
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Where is your avatar from?
Its a screen shot of House MD i nabbed through google.
hello, McWhatever.
You know speaking to yourself is the first sign of having an intelligent conversation.
GA, are you some sort of jellyfish?
can I crumb you, fry you and salt and pepper you up and eat you?
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No, it's a Scrin Foreman. :)
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No, it's a Scrin Foreman. :)
Unable to be crumbed and fried?
Damn.
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No, I suppose it could be crumbed and fried. Might be a bit hard though.
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No, I suppose it could be crumbed and fried. Might be a bit hard though.
I always go for tasty, not texture.
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Where is your avatar from?
it is a kid show called lazy town. but the avatar was made for a website called you're the man now dog.
i have been considering switching to this one:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/11.gif)
Why would you change it?
.....unless you like the thought of fucking someone from behind with yellow overalls on.
Oh and a wiry red wig.
i would have to change my screen name to McDonald of course.
then, i would hope that you would change yours to Wendy. :laugh:
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
thanks for killing my thread, jerkwad.
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
Is ghey!?
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
Is ghey!?
aren't we all?
in some small way.
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
thanks for killing my thread, jerkwad.
You'll manage to give it CPR, you always do :P
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
thanks for killing my thread, jerkwad.
You'll manage to give it CPR, you always do :P
i'm a slut. you know that mouth to mouth action usually leads to something else.
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
thanks for killing my thread, jerkwad.
You'll manage to give it CPR, you always do :P
i'm a slut. you know that mouth to mouth action usually leads to something else.
Only if you're really lucky.
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
thanks for killing my thread, jerkwad.
You'll manage to give it CPR, you always do :P
i'm a slut. you know that mouth to mouth action usually leads to something else.
Only if you're really lucky.
charm helps.
but what helps the most is saying exactly what you mean.
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You'd charm the pants off a nun :P
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
Is ghey!?
aren't we all?
in some small way.
I would like to think I was an exception to your little rule.
And PI, there are some dirty nuns out there, especially if they remotely follow the examples of priests.
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You speak from personal experience or just dirty little fantasy you have going on? :laugh:
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
Is ghey!?
aren't we all?
in some small way.
I would like to think I was an exception to your little rule.
And PI, there are some dirty nuns out there, especially if they remotely follow the examples of priests.
then you, good homophobe sir, are more ghey than the average straight male.
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You speak from personal experience or just dirty little fantasy you have going on? :laugh:
Just the amount of money that goes out the Catholic Churches coffers on settling law suits...
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
Is ghey!?
aren't we all?
in some small way.
I would like to think I was an exception to your little rule.
And PI, there are some dirty nuns out there, especially if they remotely follow the examples of priests.
then you, good homophobe sir, are more ghey than the average straight male.
I assure you I am not a homophobe, I have just come to the conclusion that I am exclusively hetrosexual...
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
Correct. Not even House. McJ is just calling me a homophobe because he wants me so much... :laugh:
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
Correct. Not even House. McJ is just calling me a homophobe because he wants me so much... :laugh:
He wants everyone I don't think his experience on here will be complete till he's pimped himself out to everyone and corrupted us all. >:D
Its interesting you say 'not even for House' though- does that mean he's someone you consider to be an attractive specimen of manhood? ;)
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i am really not interested in manlove.
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
Correct. Not even House. McJ is just calling me a homophobe because he wants me so much... :laugh:
He wants everyone I don't think his experience on here will be complete till he's pimped himself out to everyone and corrupted us all. >:D
Its interesting you say 'not even for House' though- does that mean he's someone you consider to be an attractive specimen of manhood? ;)
If that character was female i would go for her straight away. As for a specimen of manhood, i dont tend to look at blokes like that, for obvious reasons.
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
Correct. Not even House. McJ is just calling me a homophobe because he wants me so much... :laugh:
He wants everyone I don't think his experience on here will be complete till he's pimped himself out to everyone and corrupted us all. >:D
Its interesting you say 'not even for House' though- does that mean he's someone you consider to be an attractive specimen of manhood? ;)
If that character was female i would go for her straight away. As for a specimen of manhood, i dont tend to look at blokes like that, for obvious reasons.
even if i was a woman who had mor folds than an origami creation?
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DANLO? DANLO, DANLO? DANLO.
thanks for killing my thread, jerkwad.
You'll manage to give it CPR, you always do :P
i'm a slut. you know that mouth to mouth action usually leads to something else.
It DOES?
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
I already shattered that one.
Scavy bastard.
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
I already shattered that one.
Scavy bastard.
Like your opinions matter. :P
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
Correct. Not even House. McJ is just calling me a homophobe because he wants me so much... :laugh:
He wants everyone I don't think his experience on here will be complete till he's pimped himself out to everyone and corrupted us all. >:D
Its interesting you say 'not even for House' though- does that mean he's someone you consider to be an attractive specimen of manhood? ;)
If that character was female i would go for her straight away. As for a specimen of manhood, i dont tend to look at blokes like that, for obvious reasons.
even if i was a woman who had mor folds than an origami creation?
Well actually there are limits, but this is your ask away thread. The idea is that we ask questions and you answer it, not the otherway around...
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You mean you wouldn't even be gay for Johnny Depp? That's my theory shattered. :'(
I already shattered that one.
Scavy bastard.
Like your opinions matter. :P
I could express them in more words,
if that makes it better.
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yes. kissing does lead to more...most of the time.
i can't but help to get a stiffy while lip locked, and i want to use it.
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yes. kissing does lead to more...most of the time.
i can't but help to get a stiffy while lip locked, and i want to use it.
Doesn't that interfere with whatever
you're doing though?
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yes. kissing does lead to more...most of the time.
i can't but help to get a stiffy while lip locked, and i want to use it.
Doesn't that interfere with whatever
you're doing though?
i don't understand what you mean.
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yes. kissing does lead to more...most of the time.
i can't but help to get a stiffy while lip locked, and i want to use it.
Doesn't that interfere with whatever
you're doing though?
i don't understand what you mean.
Well, whatever you were enjoying so much,
that it got you a kiss.
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yes. kissing does lead to more...most of the time.
i can't but help to get a stiffy while lip locked, and i want to use it.
Doesn't that interfere with whatever
you're doing though?
i don't understand what you mean.
Well, whatever you were enjoying so much,
that it got you a kiss.
primal urges?
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McJagger, did you have a nice time on your ten year wedding anniversary yeaterday?
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McJagger, did you have a nice time on your ten year wedding anniversary yeaterday?
thank you for asking.
i had to work. and wih three kids out of school for the summer my wife had her hands full.
we will be celebrating it later on in the week.
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Ten years? Congrats :)
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i am really not interested in manlove.
:'(
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congrats McFuckman. :P
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it's a shame you're off the market McHotpants. :-*
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it's a shame you're off the market McHotpants. :-*
i am still available to boost confidence though.
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i am really not interested in manlove.
:'(
Why are you upset about that. Surely it reduces your competion by half?
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Will you go out to dinner for your anniversary?
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i am really not interested in manlove.
:'(
Why are you upset about that. Surely it reduces your competion by half?
because i don't compete with guys, i stare at them and drool when they make out. :P
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i am really not interested in manlove.
:'(
Why are you upset about that. Surely it reduces your competion by half?
because i don't compete with guys, i stare at them and drool when they make out. :P
Lol, so you like watching two blokes shagging each other, but sex isnt for you?
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I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
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i am really not interested in manlove.
:'(
Why are you upset about that. Surely it reduces your competion by half?
because i don't compete with guys, i stare at them and drool when they make out. :P
Lol, so you like watching two blokes shagging each other, but sex isnt for you?
something like that.
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I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
i'm not a guy and i'd love to have sex with a guy... as a guy. so yeah. :P
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I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
i'm not a guy and i'd love to have sex with a guy... as a guy. so yeah. :P
So you would like to possess a man and force him to have sex with another man? By possess I mean literally go outside of your body and inhabit and control another person's body.
I take it you wouldn't settle for just having sex with a guy, as a girl lol.
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I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
i'm not a guy and i'd love to have sex with a guy... as a guy. so yeah. :P
strappy can be your friend.
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McJagger, did you have a nice time on your ten year wedding anniversary yeaterday?
thank you for asking.
i had to work. and wih three kids out of school for the summer my wife had her hands full.
we will be celebrating it later on in the week.
Congratulations McJagger, on ten years of marriage.
What will you do to celebrate?
Maybe you can get a sitter and go out for a date. Maybe you can take her on a hot air balloon ride.
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why a hot air ballon ride?
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why a hot air ballon ride?
Have you ever done it before?
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why a hot air ballon ride?
Have you ever done it before?
no.
i am not sure if there are many places out here to do it. we haqve a pretty dense population here.
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why a hot air ballon ride?
Have you ever done it before?
no.
i am not sure if there are many places out here to do it. we haqve a pretty dense population here.
Oh well, it was just a thought. They have several hot air balloon companies here. The view of the mountains from one is impressive, and it is a fun thing to do.
Could you sort of recreate your first date for her?
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why a hot air ballon ride?
Have you ever done it before?
no.
i am not sure if there are many places out here to do it. we haqve a pretty dense population here.
Oh well, it was just a thought. They have several hot air balloon companies here. The view of the mountains from one is impressive, and it is a fun thing to do.
Could you sort of recreate your first date for her?
:laugh: i am a man. am i supposed to remember the details of our first date?
actually, we are planning to take a two week cruise to alaska. but i think we may have to wait until our twelfth anniversary for that.
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I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
i'm not a guy and i'd love to have sex with a guy... as a guy. so yeah. :P
Whats stopping you?
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why a hot air ballon ride?
Have you ever done it before?
no.
i am not sure if there are many places out here to do it. we haqve a pretty dense population here.
Oh well, it was just a thought. They have several hot air balloon companies here. The view of the mountains from one is impressive, and it is a fun thing to do.
Could you sort of recreate your first date for her?
:laugh: i am a man. am i supposed to remember the details of our first date?
actually, we are planning to take a two week cruise to alaska. but i think we may have to wait until our twelfth anniversary for that.
:laugh:
Well, of course you are. Besides, you posted about it somewhere here, so I know that you remember it. A cruise to Alaska for your twelth anniversary sounds really cool.
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thanks for killing my thread callaway. :laugh:
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thanks for killing my thread callaway. :laugh:
You're welcome. You needed a break from it anyway.
:laugh:
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thanks for killing my thread callaway. :laugh:
Its been a couple of hours, give it time you big attention whore :P
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thanks for killing my thread callaway. :laugh:
You're welcome. You needed a break from it anyway.
:laugh:
but it is fairly close to another 69.
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thanks for killing my thread callaway. :laugh:
Its been a couple of hours, give it time you big attention whore :P
but it is fairly close to another 69.
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*farts*
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:cleans his toe jam with his index finger:
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:cleans his toe jam with his index finger:
*looks away*
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:cleans his toe jam with his index finger:
*looks away*
"rolls the result between his fingers:
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(http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/MustacheRides2.jpg)
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i have never been a hairy man. but i am offering free peach fuzz rides.
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I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
i'm not a guy and i'd love to have sex with a guy... as a guy. so yeah. :P
strappy can be your friend.
it's not the same thing. *shakes head*
I think she wants what she cannot have the most.
i'm not a guy and i'd love to have sex with a guy... as a guy. so yeah. :P
So you would like to possess a man and force him to have sex with another man? By possess I mean literally go outside of your body and inhabit and control another person's body.
I take it you wouldn't settle for just having sex with a guy, as a girl lol.
no that would be wrong.
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do you like volcanic activity?
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do you like volcanic activity?
like the way that mr. spock moves?
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sure.
do you have slash fantasies? perhaps spock/mccoy...
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sure.
do you have slash fantasies? perhaps spock/mccoy...
slash as in cutting or slash the lead guitarist for gins n roses?
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i love you McFuck. this is not the either or thread.
slash as in steamin' hot sex.
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i love you McFuck. this is not the either or thread.
slash as in steamin' hot sex.
i just did....less than five minutes ago.
does that make you hot?
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was it with a man? a hot man?
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was it with a man? a hot man?
no.
i fantacized that i was fucking a woman hard, and i pulled out in time to send my warm jism screaming into her clit.
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that's hot. i'll just picture Aeryn Sun. she's fuckin hot.
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i sent my warm jism screaming into her clit.
i liked the sound of that i had to write it again.
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excuses excuses.
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i swear. i liked the way it sounded.
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i sent my warm jism screaming into her clit.
i liked the sound of that i had to write it again.
She took a good shot I hope.
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i sent my warm jism screaming into her clit.
i liked the sound of that i had to write it again.
She took a good shot I hope.
several. but that was before the jism gave her a great shot. ;)
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i swear. i liked the way it sounded.
i was just rimming you.
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i swear. i liked the way it sounded.
i was just rimming you.
rimming!?
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licking my butthole.
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
Erm, i wouldnt like shit on my dick for one. I am a fussy person, obviously...
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
Erm, i wouldnt like shit on my dick for one. I am a fussy person, obviously...
if it is sex, then you should be wearing a condom.
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
Erm, i wouldnt like shit on my dick for one. I am a fussy person, obviously...
if it is sex, then you should be wearing a condom.
I havent really condidered the small details. I think AIDS and rectal bleeding is the other thing that might put me off. Just a little.
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
Erm, i wouldnt like shit on my dick for one. I am a fussy person, obviously...
if it is sex, then you should be wearing a condom.
I havent really condidered the small details. I think AIDS and rectal bleeding is the other thing that might put me off. Just a little.
AIDS is not likely, but wear a condom.
women bleed from the vagina way more often than anybody would bleed rectally.
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
AIDS is not likely, but wear a condom.
women bleed from the vagina way more often than anybody would bleed rectally.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
Erm, i wouldnt like shit on my dick for one. I am a fussy person, obviously...
if it is sex, then you should be wearing a condom.
I havent really condidered the small details. I think AIDS and rectal bleeding is the other thing that might put me off. Just a little.
The just a little was meant to have an element of sarcasm in it.
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licking my butthole.
Ah, i wont be copying milla then.
what if she goes first and ensures that it is clean?
Definately not, even then. Being straight seems to be one of those concepts your mind will not stretch over... :P
if you like to cum, then i think that you are limiting your options.
do you masturbate? what is the difference?
Erm, i wouldnt like shit on my dick for one. I am a fussy person, obviously...
if it is McJ, then you should be wearing a condom.
I havent really condidered the small details. I think AIDS and rectal bleeding is the other thing that might put me off. Just a little.
AIDS is not likely, but wear a condom.
women bleed from the vagina way more often than anybody would bleed rectally.
yeah there are no ass periods for men. :P
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just some occasional tearing.
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do you regret your life as a bleeding challenged?
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if it is McJ, then you should be wearing a condom.
For both of your protection. :laugh:
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yeah there are no ass periods for men. :P
Not most men. But I was bleeding out my
ass for a while.
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do you regret your life as a bleeding challenged?
i just tape a masculine napkin to the back of my boxers.
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ass periods.....ROFL..... :plus:
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does that mean they get Pre Anal Syndrome?
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does that mean they get Pre Anal Syndrome?
Well...I DO feel like dragging my ass on the carpeting,
it THAT'S any help.
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like dogs do, you mean?
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like dogs do, you mean?
Precisely. I'm a bitch.
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yeah there are no ass periods for men. :P
Not most men. But I was bleeding out my
ass for a while.
must be those gerbils.
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Or the router rooter (sp)
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roatter? rotter?
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ass periods.....ROFL..... :plus:
finally, men can understand what women go through.
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Or the router rooter (sp)
Ah, I yayed you because I misread
it as roto-rooster
More my style.
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did i miss a question?
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did i miss a question?
Will you answer this? ^
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did i miss a question?
Will you answer this? ^
yes! ‘ ’
0245
0246
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O513?
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nothing.
░
7856
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???
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Alt plus the four digit number.
≈
5623
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I thought we were playing in octal.
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á
9632
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♂♂
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♂♂
what numbers do that?
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á
9632
Speaking of which, what is the escape sequence
used to display these here? I seem to remember
that the html ones didn't work.
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á
9632
Speaking of which, what is the escape sequence
used to display these here? I seem to remember
that the html ones didn't work.
how the fuck am i supposed to know how to answer any quewstion in computerese?
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Ok, what did you type to get
that character? Disregarding
the numeric portion, if you wish.
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i hold down the Alt button while i type the numbers.
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Doesn't seem to work for me.
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Are you on Windows, Cal? Windows and IE?
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Are you on Windows, Cal? Windows and IE?
Windows and FF.
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That explains it. Firefox blocks some of the usual keyboard shortcuts.
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♂♂
what numbers do that?
11
Lots of them here. (http://www.theworldofstuff.com/characters/)
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ç i call this one a cuntisecond. :laugh:
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That explains it. Firefox blocks some of the usual keyboard shortcuts.
Uh... No it doesn't. I use Firefox and Windows, both XP and Vista. And the Alt codes work fine. ÉŸ|◙┘î See?
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That explains it. Firefox blocks some of the usual keyboard shortcuts.
Uh... No it doesn't. I use Firefox and Windows, both XP and Vista. And the Alt codes work fine. ÉŸ|◙┘î See?
i wonder if this will be :popcorn: worthy?
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That explains it. Firefox blocks some of the usual keyboard shortcuts.
Uh... No it doesn't. I use Firefox and Windows, both XP and Vista. And the Alt codes work fine. ÉŸ|◙┘î See?
i wonder if this will be :popcorn: worthy?
I doubt it... I've yet to argue with anyone on Intensity, not ready to start just yet ;) And Odeon's cool, no qualms there, he was just wrong that's all. :)
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That explains it. Firefox blocks some of the usual keyboard shortcuts.
Uh... No it doesn't. I use Firefox and Windows, both XP and Vista. And the Alt codes work fine. ÉŸ|◙┘î See?
i wonder if this will be :popcorn: worthy?
I doubt it... I've yet to argue with anyone on Intensity, not ready to start just yet ;) And Odeon's cool, no qualms there, he was just wrong that's all. :)
he mat be, but will he admit that?
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Dunno...Ask him ;)
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Dunno...Ask him ;)
he can read! :-\
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If you were actually a hamburger bun would your face be this squashed?
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:laugh:
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If you were actually a hamburger bun would your face be this squashed?
no, but i would be oh so tasty.
wanna try?
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If you were actually a hamburger bun would your face be this squashed?
Shouldn't he be the meat of the burger?
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If you were actually a hamburger bun would your face be this squashed?
Shouldn't he be the meat of the burger?
i was thinking a ballpark frank.
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That explains it. Firefox blocks some of the usual keyboard shortcuts.
Uh... No it doesn't. I use Firefox and Windows, both XP and Vista. And the Alt codes work fine. ÉŸ|◙┘î See?
Weird. Quite a few of my pooters have exhibited this behaviour.
Back to the drawing board, then... ???
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/me hands Odeon the chalk
:)
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/me hands Odeon the chalk
:)
Don't outline the body just yet. It's still bleeding.
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do you know you gave me gay dreams with that picture you posted? do you know i plussed you for it this morning? :P
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do you know you gave me gay dreams with that picture you posted? do you know i plussed you for it this morning? :P
anything for a plus Bjork, i am a whore.
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:-*
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
I am too lazy to look there. What happened after you were arrested?
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
I am too lazy to look there. What happened after you were arrested?
i couldn't find it there.
i spent the night in jail and then they released me the next day and dropped the charges since it was my first offense....and last.
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here, the final installment has all the installments it is long. the second to lasy post on this page:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=176.105
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Wow. What a story. You are very interesting.
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Good story McJ. I am glad I only got pulled over with a misdemeanor amount of weed myself, even more thankful for pre-trial diversion since I have nothing on my record. There sure as hell have been many times where I would have been in a similar or much worse situation if I was accosted by police. I have been really fortunate while driving around pounds of weed and other drugs. I haven't driven around with more than an ounce myself in years. Jail sucks haha. My parents finding out about the small amount of weed I got caught with was bad enough, I can't imagine how bad things would have gotten if it was much more. Going to private school had to suck.
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i luv you McFonzee. 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! :-*
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i luv you McFonzee. 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! :-*
the feeling is mutual. :)
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Eeeeeeeeeeeey, you're a twat!
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Eeeeeeeeeeeey, you're a twat!
the feeling is mutual.
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. :laugh:
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. :laugh:
the feeling is mutual....amongst other things.
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. :laugh:
What is even funnier is that the original title was Hypnotica Gaze is Hot as Hell and then after Hypnotica Gaze shot down the OP's "advances" and insulted a close female friend of his, he changed the title.
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OP= original poster, i presume?
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OP= original poster, i presume?
Yes, that is what I meant.
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. :laugh:
What is even funnier is that the original title was Hypnotica Gaze is Hot as Hell and then after Hypnotica Gaze shot down the OP's "advances" and insulted a close female friend of his, he changed the title.
Lucky you are Admin now. Otherwise my thread might be changed to "Ask the Skanky Creamed up Slut Anything" thread! :LMAO:
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. :laugh:
What is even funnier is that the original title was Hypnotica Gaze is Hot as Hell and then after Hypnotica Gaze shot down the OP's "advances" and insulted a close female friend of his, he changed the title.
Lucky you are Admin now. Otherwise my thread might be changed to "Ask the Skanky Creamed up Slut Anything" thread! :LMAO:
for some strange reason i am slightly aroused.
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Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. :laugh:
What is even funnier is that the original title was Hypnotica Gaze is Hot as Hell and then after Hypnotica Gaze shot down the OP's "advances" and insulted a close female friend of his, he changed the title.
Lucky you are Admin now. Otherwise my thread might be changed to "Ask the Skanky Creamed up Slut Anything" thread! :LMAO:
for some strange reason i am slightly aroused.
God help us if we added, "with chocolate sauce" at the end!
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Would you sleep in a bed of hamburger patties and then try and hit on some hot celeb for $500?
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Would you sleep in a bed of hamburger patties and then try and hit on some hot celeb for $500?
i would sleep in a bed of hamburger patties and hit on you for free.
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Isn't it cool that our avatars are all match-y now? :P
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Isn't it cool that our avatars are all match-y now? :P
yes. i did it special for your return. a sort of homecoming present. ;D
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Isn't it cool that our avatars are all match-y now? :P
yes. i did it special for your return. a sort of homecoming present. ;D
YAY!
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does any person wish to ask me anything? anything at all?
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are you going to marry me? :P
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does any person wish to ask me anything? anything at all?
Are you going to answer the quoted question?
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are you going to marry me? :P
we already are....virtually.
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does any person wish to ask me anything? anything at all?
Are you going to answer the quoted question?
yes.
but over several posts.
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oh really? :P where's the rice? :)
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oh really? :P where's the rice? :)
iside the pudding, puddin'
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:laugh:
puddin', that's so cute.
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I see you have changed from The Fonz, but yesterday, in my wife's cleaning efforts,she/I found an old gag gift I got once. (and forgot about) It is the Fonzmobile, made out of brass shim stock, with a crank up front that, when you wind it up it, plays the Happy Days theme.
I think it's cool as hell.
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I wanted to make all of Cha Chi's dreams come true when I was younger.
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I see you have changed from The Fonz, but yesterday, in my wife's cleaning efforts,she/I found an old gag gift I got once. (and forgot about) It is the Fonzmobile, made out of brass shim stock, with a crank up front that, when you wind it up it, plays the Happy Days theme.
I think it's cool as hell.
probably worth something to a collector.
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who will you be next?
Wesley Crusher? :P
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who will you be next?
Wesley Crusher? :P
who is wesley crusher.
no, i was thinking of donnie most. and i was thinking about starting several posts around the forum having to do with happy days. did you know that happy days got its start on the show: love American style?
how many happy days spin offs can you name?
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Did you know watching you run on a treadmill and your mass bouncing up and down is hypnotic?
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Do you smoke?
What is the worst experience you had at your job?
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Do you smoke?
What is the worst experience you had at your job?
yes.
having to stay all day.
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who will you be next?
Wesley Crusher? :P
who is wesley crusher.
no, i was thinking of donnie most. and i was thinking about starting several posts around the forum having to do with happy days. did you know that happy days got its start on the show: love American style?
how many happy days spin offs can you name?
Mork and Mindy, Joanie loves Chachi.
i didn't know Happy Days was a spin off.
i'm not going to answer who is Wesley Crusher. you know that.
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You must mean 12 hour shift, I have never seen longer, except my brother who said 16 hours.
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who will you be next?
Wesley Crusher? :P
who is wesley crusher.
no, i was thinking of donnie most. and i was thinking about starting several posts around the forum having to do with happy days. did you know that happy days got its start on the show: love American style?
how many happy days spin offs can you name?
Mork and Mindy, Joanie loves Chachi.
i didn't know Happy Days was a spin off.
i'm not going to answer who is Wesley Crusher. you know that.
laverne and shirley
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who will you be next?
Wesley Crusher? :P
who is wesley crusher.
no, i was thinking of donnie most. and i was thinking about starting several posts around the forum having to do with happy days. did you know that happy days got its start on the show: love American style?
how many happy days spin offs can you name?
Mork and Mindy, Joanie loves Chachi.
i didn't know Happy Days was a spin off.
i'm not going to answer who is Wesley Crusher. you know that.
laverne and shirley
that too? wow.
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how many happy days spin offs can you name?
I can only think of 3.
Ah, you got them.
Wish they had done a Lenny and Squiggy one from
L&S. :laugh:
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it seemed to me that they tried a big al's pilot or something.
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what about Potsie and the silly red head Ralph.
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you mean anson williams and donnie most?
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i dunno what their real names are. ::) i watched happy days like a century ago.
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
Ever read the Little House books? I liked those better than a show, but I'm a geek like that. :P
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
Ever read the Little House books? I liked those better than a show, but I'm a geek like that. :P
by laura ingalls wilder?
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
Ever read the Little House books? I liked those better than a show, but I'm a geek like that. :P
by laura ingalls wilder?
Yep! Are there any others? :eyelash:
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
Ever read the Little House books? I liked those better than a show, but I'm a geek like that. :P
by laura ingalls wilder?
Yep! Are there any others? :eyelash:
i wouldn't admit it if i did. nor, would i admit if i read the nancy drew books. :eyelash:
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
I once had a melt down and went into a fit of gasping and crying in my bed for hours when my parents grounded me and I was told I was not allowed to watch the Pinkie Tuscadero special.
Thankfully, they saw the error of their ways.
The Little House on the Prairie theme can make me cry, it seems like it was one of the happiest times of my life when I was watching that show.
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
Ever read the Little House books? I liked those better than a show, but I'm a geek like that. :P
by laura ingalls wilder?
Yep! Are there any others? :eyelash:
i wouldn't admit it if i did. nor, would i admit if i read the nancy drew books. :eyelash:
I went from Tom Swift to Hardy Boys to Nancy Drew, to (oh gods, the horror of
it all) The Bobbsey Twins.
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
oh my god, McThing. ::)
little house on the prairie might be too scary for me these days. i remember puppy drowning and dog shooting. i dunno how i could watch that show. Laura Ingalls is advertising skin products now... how sad. though she was just on Nip/Tuck. how fitting. since she has those skin problems n all. maybe Christian and Sean could do some work on her. :P i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
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happy days is my benny and joon. i also like little house on the prarie. charles ingalls is my hero.
I like Little House on the Prairie a lot too. I see reruns of it on sometimes on weekdays.
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Have any special talents, besides making me hard?
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Have any special talents, besides making me hard?
::)
Take your Abilify, Randy.
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Have any special talents, besides making me hard?
:laugh:
You looking for someone else asides Jessica, flo?
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
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Have any special talents, besides making me hard?
making you hard seems like a full time job.
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
I live on the net both as hobby and profession.
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how do you not know these things? that's like asking at is the bible.
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
I live on the net both as hobby and profession.
any other hobbies? :eyebrows:
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i'm depressed. will you kick me?
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
I live on the net both as hobby and profession.
any other hobbies? :eyebrows:
yes
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i'm depressed. will you kick me?
Mick_lick_stick?
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
I live on the net both as hobby and profession.
any other hobbies? :eyebrows:
yes
boy, you're easy. :laugh:
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i'm depressed. will you kick me?
Mick_lick_stick?
not feeling a kick.
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
I live on the net both as hobby and profession.
any other hobbies? :eyebrows:
yes
boy, you're easy. :laugh:
Also, yes
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i always thought Michael Landon and Patrick Duffy were the same person.
they aren't?
IMDB seems to think so at least.
what does IMDB stand for?
IMDB = The Internet Movie Database (http://imdb.com/ (http://imdb.com/))
how do you know these things?
I live on the net both as hobby and profession.
any other hobbies? :eyebrows:
yes
boy, you're easy. :laugh:
Also, yes
would you get turned on watching me lick milla's stick?
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i don't have a stick, i'm waiting for a kick.
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i don't have a stick, i'm waiting for a kick.
i can offer you a lick or a dick.
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kick me with your dick.
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kick me with your dick.
sure. will you smack me with your rack.
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haha. sure. :-*
*flings boobies*
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thank you!
:gives a dick kick:
and, you are welcome.
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thank you thank you 8)
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da nada!
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We call a vomit a Ralph here...because that's the noise you tend to make when you have one. Not that I have had one for a gazillion years.
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We call a vomit a Ralph here...because that's the noise you tend to make when you have one. Not that I have had one for a gazillion years.
we also call barfing-----ralfing!
come to think of it, i haven't puked for a long time, either.
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We call a vomit a Ralph here...because that's the noise you tend to make when you have one. Not that I have had one for a gazillion years.
we also call barfing-----ralfing!
come to think of it, i haven't puked for a long time, either.
No, I CAN'T do it.
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i can. and i just remembered.
when i had my surgery a few years ago, i couldn't keep anything down for a few weeks after i got home.
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i can. and i just remembered.
when i had my surgery a few years ago, i couldn't keep anything down for a few weeks after i got home.
:( That's no good. I would have been depressed for you. Vomiting is just trauma as far as I'm concerned. I haven't been able to do it since I left home and my mum wasn't around to hold my hand. It's always scared the fucking absolute shit out of me because it takes over your body, so I learned how to suppress it.
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i like puking. though involuntary puking can be nasty. though sometimes i like it. only when i have a hangover from hell has it scared the crap out of me.
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i can. and i just remembered.
when i had my surgery a few years ago, i couldn't keep anything down for a few weeks after i got home.
:( That's no good. I would have been depressed for you. Vomiting is just trauma as far as I'm concerned. I haven't been able to do it since I left home and my mum wasn't around to hold my hand. It's always scared the fucking absolute shit out of me because it takes over your body, so I learned how to suppress it.
i didn't have a choice. they cut out parts of my small intestine and i felt naseous all the time. i lost thirty pounds in a few weeks, though.
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i can. and i just remembered.
when i had my surgery a few years ago, i couldn't keep anything down for a few weeks after i got home.
:( That's no good. I would have been depressed for you. Vomiting is just trauma as far as I'm concerned. I haven't been able to do it since I left home and my mum wasn't around to hold my hand. It's always scared the fucking absolute shit out of me because it takes over your body, so I learned how to suppress it.
i didn't have a choice. they cut out parts of my small intestine and i felt naseous all the time. i lost thirty pounds in a few weeks, though.
Well, I can't say whether I could suppress it through that or not. The only time I have done it is when I went into shock, so you pretty much lose control of yourself then anyway.
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i can. and i just remembered.
when i had my surgery a few years ago, i couldn't keep anything down for a few weeks after i got home.
:( That's no good. I would have been depressed for you. Vomiting is just trauma as far as I'm concerned. I haven't been able to do it since I left home and my mum wasn't around to hold my hand. It's always scared the fucking absolute shit out of me because it takes over your body, so I learned how to suppress it.
i didn't have a choice. they cut out parts of my small intestine and i felt naseous all the time. i lost thirty pounds in a few weeks, though.
Well, I can't say whether I could suppress it through that or not. The only time I have done it is when I went into shock, so you pretty much lose control of yourself then anyway.
did you soil your pants?
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i can. and i just remembered.
when i had my surgery a few years ago, i couldn't keep anything down for a few weeks after i got home.
:( That's no good. I would have been depressed for you. Vomiting is just trauma as far as I'm concerned. I haven't been able to do it since I left home and my mum wasn't around to hold my hand. It's always scared the fucking absolute shit out of me because it takes over your body, so I learned how to suppress it.
i didn't have a choice. they cut out parts of my small intestine and i felt naseous all the time. i lost thirty pounds in a few weeks, though.
Well, I can't say whether I could suppress it through that or not. The only time I have done it is when I went into shock, so you pretty much lose control of yourself then anyway.
did you soil your pants?
No, threw up.
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why did you go into shock?
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
i thought so right after i submitted. sorry i asked.
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
i thought so right after i submitted. sorry i asked.
That's ok, you asked for a nice reason, I'm sure.
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
i thought so right after i submitted. sorry i asked.
That's ok, you asked for a nice reason, I'm sure.
are you trying to make me late for work?
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
i thought so right after i submitted. sorry i asked.
That's ok, you asked for a nice reason, I'm sure.
are you trying to make me late for work?
No, but don't make me turn :evillaugh:
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
i thought so right after i submitted. sorry i asked.
That's ok, you asked for a nice reason, I'm sure.
are you trying to make me late for work?
No, but don't make me turn :evillaugh:
in about one minute i will be running one minute late.
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why did you go into shock?
Isn't this your ask away thread?
(Deftly dodges subject)
i thought so right after i submitted. sorry i asked.
That's ok, you asked for a nice reason, I'm sure.
are you trying to make me late for work?
No, but don't make me turn :evillaugh:
in about one minute i will be running one minute late.
I'm sure I could turn that minute into a happy one IRL!
Now stop flirting and go to work!
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done.
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done.
Interesting comment.
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done.
Interesting comment.
finished.
that would have been more interesting
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done.
Interesting comment.
finished.
that would have been more interesting
Finished you off would be more exciting. ;)
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ok. pwn me. i'm practically giving it away.
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Prawn you?
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Prawn you?
spawn me?
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Like a trout?
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salmons are cuter, and pink.
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Hehe...Sal Mon
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Hehe...Sal Mon
my jamaican cousin.
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Only five more pages and you get to lock this thread.
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Only five more pages and you get to lock this thread.
yep, i am just struggling to keep people entertained enough to post here another 75 times.
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Only five more pages and you get to lock this thread.
yep, i am just struggling to keep people entertained enough to post here another 75 times.
You could post the pictures of yourself in your wife's underwear again.
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Only five more pages and you get to lock this thread.
yep, i am just struggling to keep people entertained enough to post here another 75 times.
You could post the pictures of yourself in your wife's underwear again.
i took a flacid cock pic.
that may help....
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i'm waiting.
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Only five more pages and you get to lock this thread.
yep, i am just struggling to keep people entertained enough to post here another 75 times.
You could post the pictures of yourself in your wife's underwear again.
i took a flacid cock pic.
that may help....
Why flaccid?
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Only five more pages and you get to lock this thread.
yep, i am just struggling to keep people entertained enough to post here another 75 times.
You could post the pictures of yourself in your wife's underwear again.
i took a flacid cock pic.
that may help....
Why flaccid?
i wasn't motivated.
besides, if i send people a picture of my flacid cock then they can tell me what they will do to motivate him. i like foreplay. ;D
also, every boy takes a picture of their rock hard cocks. why be normal? 8)
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i'm waiting.
m' lady in waiting. what are you waiting for?
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i'm waiting.
m' lady in waiting. what are you waiting for?
your penis.
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i'm waiting.
m' lady in waiting. what are you waiting for?
your penis.
oh, ok. i will PM it to you later.
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Not related at all but do you think photobucket are getting lax on taking down 'inappropriate' content? :angel: :laugh:
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aren't you gonna post it here? shy all of a sudden McJ? :P
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Not related at all but do you think photobucket are getting lax on taking down 'inappropriate' content? :angel: :laugh:
i can just add it again.
and whoever wishes to fantacize about it can always save it to their hard drive, even though it is soft.
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My point was that Richard's seem to get taken down much quicker but never mind :laugh:
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Yo McMac, what's it like having a kid?
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My point was that Richard's seem to get taken down much quicker but never mind :laugh:
do they have people that scan the pictures?
i am not gripping mine in my fist. maybe it went un-noticed.
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Yo McMac, what's it like having a kid?
it is a blessing at times and a huge responsibility at other times.
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And how about a non-cliche answer? ;) :)
(asked in friendliness)
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My point was that Richard's seem to get taken down much quicker but never mind :laugh:
do they have people that scan the pictures?
i am not gripping mine in my fist. maybe it went un-noticed.
They probably do- perhaps someone reported Richard's? :laugh:
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And how about a non-cliche answer? ;) :)
(asked in friendliness)
for the most part the benefit outweighs the costs.
though i can only make that claim because i have my wife here. if it wasn't for her calming presence, at times, i bet i would lose my mind under the weight of the responsibility.
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My point was that Richard's seem to get taken down much quicker but never mind :laugh:
do they have people that scan the pictures?
i am not gripping mine in my fist. maybe it went un-noticed.
They probably do- perhaps someone reported Richard's? :laugh:
maybe mine wasn't deemed sexual enough since i didn't have an erection.
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And how about a non-cliche answer? ;) :)
(asked in friendliness)
Sometimes it is very difficult, having a little thing dependent on you for everything. No matter what, its needs must come first, so even if you have been up all night for any reason (such as the little thing wouldn't sleep and cried all night) even so, when that little thing needs feeding and changing first thing in the morning, you wake up and you feed and change it and you attend to its needs even if you feel like a zombie.
And that's if it's healthy. If it's sick, then there is a whole new level of difficulty that you could never understand until you live it. Because in addition to everything else, there is a terror that your baby might die and that there is nothing you can do to stop it. You would lay down your life to save your baby but even that might not be enough. So you give a doctor the most precious thing you have and sign papers letting them put her to sleep and slice her up, hoping that saves her life, but knowing that it may not.
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that is the maternal perspective. like i said, i doubt i could cope if it wasn't for my wife.
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that is the maternal perspective. like i said, i doubt i could cope if it wasn't for my wife.
No offense, McJ, but that is hardly strictly the maternal perspective. Callaway may have phrased it better than I ever could, but the feelings are very much in line with my own.
The two times I've had to take my soon in to the ER for something serious..... :shudder:
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that is the maternal perspective. like i said, i doubt i could cope if it wasn't for my wife.
No offense, McJ, but that is hardly strictly the maternal perspective. Callaway may have phrased it better than I ever could, but the feelings are very much in line with my own.
The two times I've had to take my soon in to the ER for something serious..... :shudder:
i hear you on that. my greatest fear, likely, is the thought of myself outliving one of my kiddos.
but the staying up all night and being patient and dutiful.....i doubt i could do it without going bonkers.
though, i have never been tried like that. my wife automatically assumes that responsibility.
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I'll probably never know what it's like to have kids. I'm not 100% convinced I'd be a good parent, but still...What ifs and all that.
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but the staying up all night and being patient and dutiful.....i doubt i could do it without going bonkers.
though, i have never been tried like that. my wife automatically assumes that responsibility.
It's usually split here. If it involves staying up all night, I usually do it as I'm more able to keep going when needed. If it involves waking up multiple times, it tends to be Kiriana. Not for lack of me wanting to, though. I just don't wake up as easily as she does.
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but the staying up all night and being patient and dutiful.....i doubt i could do it without going bonkers.
though, i have never been tried like that. my wife automatically assumes that responsibility.
It's usually split here. If it involves staying up all night, I usually do it as I'm more able to keep going when needed. If it involves waking up multiple times, it tends to be Kiriana. Not for lack of me wanting to, though. I just don't wake up as easily as she does.
for the most part, my wife hasn't worked since we got married, so when we had the babies she tended to sleep when they did.
me, i had to be at work all day, and if i was up all night, i'd never catch up.
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but the staying up all night and being patient and dutiful.....i doubt i could do it without going bonkers.
though, i have never been tried like that. my wife automatically assumes that responsibility.
It's usually split here. If it involves staying up all night, I usually do it as I'm more able to keep going when needed. If it involves waking up multiple times, it tends to be Kiriana. Not for lack of me wanting to, though. I just don't wake up as easily as she does.
for the most part, my wife hasn't worked since we got married, so when we had the babies she tended to sleep when they did.
me, i had to be at work all day, and if i was up all night, i'd never catch up.
Pretty much the same here. And I never said I caught up. I just handle the lack of sleep better.
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but the staying up all night and being patient and dutiful.....i doubt i could do it without going bonkers.
though, i have never been tried like that. my wife automatically assumes that responsibility.
It's usually split here. If it involves staying up all night, I usually do it as I'm more able to keep going when needed. If it involves waking up multiple times, it tends to be Kiriana. Not for lack of me wanting to, though. I just don't wake up as easily as she does.
for the most part, my wife hasn't worked since we got married, so when we had the babies she tended to sleep when they did.
me, i had to be at work all day, and if i was up all night, i'd never catch up.
Pretty much the same here. And I never said I caught up. I just handle the lack of sleep better.
i. love. bed. i. need. bed.
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but the staying up all night and being patient and dutiful.....i doubt i could do it without going bonkers.
though, i have never been tried like that. my wife automatically assumes that responsibility.
It's usually split here. If it involves staying up all night, I usually do it as I'm more able to keep going when needed. If it involves waking up multiple times, it tends to be Kiriana. Not for lack of me wanting to, though. I just don't wake up as easily as she does.
for the most part, my wife hasn't worked since we got married, so when we had the babies she tended to sleep when they did.
me, i had to be at work all day, and if i was up all night, i'd never catch up.
Pretty much the same here. And I never said I caught up. I just handle the lack of sleep better.
i. love. bed. i. need. bed.
Yep, me too. :P I get really cranky and lose all patience when I'm short on sleep. But it's different with a baby vs an older kid too. I definitely assume most of the night time parenting of an infant. Mostly because I breastfeed, and infants are usually waking because they need to fed, and a little bit because of the working outside the home situation. The older kids certainly don't get up every night like a baby, but when they do get up, it's generally going to be for the long haul and in the case of the boy, he's not letting anyone nap. So Mordok takes those cases. It balances out in the end, IMO. :D
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
wanna make slow man love?
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
I've posted mine. It's your turn.
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
I've posted mine. It's your turn.
i will send it to you via pm if you ask nicely.
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
I've posted mine. It's your turn.
i will send it to you via pm if you ask nicely.
Wasn't talking to you. :-*
But, oK. Let's see it.
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
I've posted mine. It's your turn.
i will send it to you via pm if you ask nicely.
Wasn't talking to you. :-*
But, oK. Let's see it.
you didn't make me feel very needed, so no.
care to try again?
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
I've posted mine. It's your turn.
i will send it to you via pm if you ask nicely.
Wasn't talking to you. :-*
But, oK. Let's see it.
you didn't make me feel very needed, so no.
care to try again?
Pretty please, with cherry flavored condoms on top!
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Three more pages. How can we get you there?
With :penis: and :bounce: ? :laugh:
I've posted mine. It's your turn.
i will send it to you via pm if you ask nicely.
Wasn't talking to you. :-*
But, oK. Let's see it.
you didn't make me feel very needed, so no.
care to try again?
Pretty please, with cherry flavored condoms on top!
sure.
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:thanks:
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it's nothing. your guy is much more impressive.
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Don't sell yourself... short. :laugh:
You've got a great cock.
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Don't sell yourself... short. :laugh:
You've got a great cock.
And we'd love to see more of it. ;)
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Don't sell yourself... short. :laugh:
You've got a great cock.
And we'd love to see more of it. ;)
maybe. you might. it grows on you.
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maybe. you might. it grows for you.
fixed
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maybe. you might. it grows for you.
fixed
it works.
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
Ah I see. I was thinking maybe it was your wife that took over your account.
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:eyebrows:
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Maybe we should see if we can slip a couple
of pages in before he wakes up?
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better hurry.
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Bother. Now we have to slow down. :laugh:
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Bother. Now we have to slow down. :laugh:
aw, can't you throw your obsession a bone?
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How will you respond when you find your kids smoking pot?
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
If anyone could pull it off, I'm sure it would be you. :-*
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How will you respond when you find your kids smoking pot?
i will likely ask them to be honest about it and smoke a fatty with them. i refuse to parent with hypocracy.
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
If anyone could pull it off, I'm sure it would be you. :-*
would you like to see me in lipstick and high heeels?
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
If anyone could pull it off, I'm sure it would be you. :-*
would you like to see me in lipstick and high heeels?
And a fong?
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
If anyone could pull it off, I'm sure it would be you. :-*
would you like to see me in lipstick and high heeels?
And a fong?
is that a fag joke, little girl?
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
If anyone could pull it off, I'm sure it would be you. :-*
would you like to see me in lipstick and high heeels?
And a fong?
is that a fag joke, little girl?
No, a smoking hot one. Asides, we ask, you answer.
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Why do you say you're female in your profile?
i couldn't be a male and a lipstick lesbian could i?
If anyone could pull it off, I'm sure it would be you. :-*
would you like to see me in lipstick and high heeels?
And a fong?
is that a fag joke, little girl?
No, a smoking hot one. Asides, we ask, you answer.
more rules?
why don't you just change your name to the bitchy_little_rule_monger. :laugh:
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My dad took the same stance originally with me. Well he didn't smoke with me but he was very accepting. It was like that until my mother found out, then his stance changed. He of course used to smoke and deal pot when he was younger, my mother used to smoke as well. They changed obviously. I don't bother to call them hypocrites though. I wish you the best of luck with your kids when they get older. This world only seems to get worse.
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My dad took the same stance originally with me. Well he didn't smoke with me but he was very accepting. It was like that until my mother found out, then his stance changed. He of course used to smoke and deal pot when he was younger, my mother used to smoke as well. They changed obviously. I don't bother to call them hypocrites though. I wish you the best of luck with your kids when they get older. This world only seems to get worse.
thanks for the testimonial. it will certainly be a difficult choice to make. i hope i handle it right.
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this topic has been locked.
please visit me in my new and impoved ask away thread. :laugh:
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Trying to end things at "69" I see. ;)