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Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« on: August 19, 2011, 04:11:27 PM »
Ok. I'll start things off.

You mentioned that you were an investor on your WP profile. What do you invest in?
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 04:12:00 PM »
Do you secretly crave the cock?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 04:19:34 PM »
Are you  :viking:?

Why Christianity?
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 04:33:21 PM »
Ok. I'll start things off.

You mentioned that you were an investor on your WP profile. What do you invest in?

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 04:33:41 PM »
Do you secretly crave the cock?

Nope.

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 04:34:41 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 04:35:26 PM »
Your presumption that your God is very, very concerned with what you do with your penis.  Where does this come from, and do you think he really approves of everything you are currently doing with yours?

Leviticus. I'm married and faithful to my wife, so yes.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 04:38:41 PM »
Are you  :viking:?

Why Christianity?

No, I'm not a viking.

Christianity to me seems to be the truth. The fulfillment of Isaiah 9, 53, Zechariah 12:10 in Christ seems to fit perfectly in interpretation to me and having those shown to be in existence prior to the birth of Christ (such as in the Septuagint which was written 2 centuries before Christ) is further proof.

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 04:39:07 PM »
Ok. I'll start things off.

You mentioned that you were an investor on your WP profile. What do you invest in?

I invest in paperback novels.  Mostly of the science fiction genre, and specializing in Star Trek and Star Wars.  These can only gain value over the years as the quality of good fantasy continues to go down the toilet.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 04:40:56 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I don't do that crap.

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 04:40:56 PM »
Are you  :viking:?

Why Christianity?

When I was a young boy my pastor showed me Christ's love.  It hurt a little bit at first, but as he told me then and I have learned time and again since, it has to hurt if it is good for you.  Now I fulfill my duties to Christ my savior with the assistance of a desensitizing lubricant ;)
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2011, 04:42:29 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 04:43:06 PM »
Ok. I'll start things off.

You mentioned that you were an investor on your WP profile. What do you invest in?

I invest in paperback novels.  Mostly of the science fiction genre, and specializing in Star Trek and Star Wars.  These can only gain value over the years as the quality of good fantasy continues to go down the toilet.

Ah, MidLifeLoser, showing your true colors?

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2011, 04:43:48 PM »
Do you secretly crave the cock?

It isn't a secret, and it isn't a sin when it is done in Jesus' name.  Hallelujah.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2011, 04:44:42 PM »
Do you secretly crave the cock?

It isn't a secret, and it isn't a sin when it is done in Jesus' name.  Hallelujah.

MidLifeAspie is a loser.  :LOL: