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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2011, 04:44:52 PM »
Ok. I'll start things off.

You mentioned that you were an investor on your WP profile. What do you invest in?

I invest in paperback novels.  Mostly of the science fiction genre, and specializing in Star Trek and Star Wars.  These can only gain value over the years as the quality of good fantasy continues to go down the toilet.

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2011, 04:45:17 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I don't do that crap.

Oh yeah right it's a secret you could just send them in a pm :-*
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2011, 04:45:26 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.
wut does your pastor and god have to do with bondage movies.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2011, 04:46:44 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.
wut does your pastor and god have to do with bondage movies.

My pastor has an awesome HD camcorder
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2011, 04:47:22 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I don't do that crap.


Oh yeah right it's a secret you could just send them in a pm :-*

Don't have any to send and my wife and I don't do bondage. Ask the OP where that originated if you don't know already.

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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2011, 04:49:25 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.
wut does your pastor and god have to do with bondage movies.

My pastor has an awesome HD camcorder
he sounds like a sick fuck, also.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2011, 04:50:58 PM »
Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.
wut does your pastor and god have to do with bondage movies.

My pastor has an awesome HD camcorder
he sounds like a sick fuck, also.

No, he is a perfectly acceptable fuck.  He prefers to tie the knots and do the filming though, most of the fucking just happens between my wife and I.  It's how God intended.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2011, 04:51:45 PM »
What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2011, 04:54:32 PM »
What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?

A new member signed up the other day with the name "ButterBalls".  I know its you.  I wrote a PM to every mod on the list, but they all tell me I am delusional and that not everyone is out to get me.  I know that isn't true, so I came here looking for ButterBalls so I can send the evidence to the internet police and to my dad's attorney.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2011, 04:55:56 PM »
As a good christian you love all gods creatures but certain things are off limits here :doggy: so as an admin I ask please don't post any of those photos or vids :police:
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2011, 04:56:01 PM »
What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?

A new member signed up the other day with the name "ButterBalls".  I know its you.  I wrote a PM to every mod on the list, but they all tell me I am delusional and that not everyone is out to get me.  I know that isn't true, so I came here looking for ButterBalls so I can send the evidence to the internet police and to my dad's attorney.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2011, 04:56:29 PM »
What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?

Do you want me to answer or just MidLifeAspie in lieu?


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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2011, 04:57:20 PM »
As a good christian you love all gods creatures but certain things are off limits here :doggy: so as an admin I ask please don't post any of those photos or vids :police:

I have a separate website that I post those photos and videos in.  You can look if you want, but it will cost you $29.99 a month.
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2011, 04:57:52 PM »
What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?

A new member signed up the other day with the name "ButterBalls".  I know its you.  I wrote a PM to every mod on the list, but they all tell me I am delusional and that not everyone is out to get me.  I know that isn't true, so I came here looking for ButterBalls so I can send the evidence to the internet police and to my dad's attorney.
everyone is out to get you.......

Maybe not everyone, but certainly the members of this trolling site
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Re: Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2011, 04:59:33 PM »
What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?

Do you want me to answer or just MidLifeAspie in lieu?

I do believe the name of this thread is "Ask Iamnotaparakeet a question".  Quit horning in VenatorDude.
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