A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Apart from the obvious, it used to be my Kennel Club name in the UK many years ago. Stopped using it when we switched to American Bulldog's because they aren't KC registered inUK and come with their own American papers. Still liked the name so that's why i use it
Ok one Bodaccea story coming up. Before i begin i feel its worth pointing out to the reader a couple of things about this period in history. Celtic women were considered more 'equal' to their men - yes they would go out hunting, fighting and were often seen slapping their thigh downing a large goblet of strong ale!! Roman women were not!!!!! (equal)During the Roman Empire England had numerous kings/queens. They were land owners. Bodaccea was the wife of one of these kings who owned the land around Colchester. They were from a celtic tribe called the iceni. The romans came and took over many of england's 'kingdoms'. They would try and make a deal with the land owner - he kept his title etc but would pay them fees and govern his land under their control. An agreement such as this was in place at colchester and worked quite well...until the king died. Bodaccea then became queen under celtic tradition and she expected the agreement made by her late husband with the romans to stand. The roman's saw things differently and were not going to 'do business' with a woman. They refused to acknowledge her Queen status and demanded that she give up her lands. Bodaccea did not comply. Eventually a huge roman army came and took the kingdom of colchester from Bodaccea. She was forced to watch them rape and kill her two teenage daughters. She was then forced to leave. Outcast.Now this pissed Bodaccea off. The iceni tribe were loyal and regrouped with Bodaccea on the outskirts of colchester. She gathered a mighty army. They were outnumbered by the romans but faught with passion and spirit and charged back into colchester. They kicked ass. Despite the odds the romans were defeated. For a while anyway. Bodaccea was as chuffed as a dog with two cocks. They celebrated in true celt style - they got pissed. So pissed that they forgot all about the ruck with the romans who had called for backup. They were so pissed they didnt even see the huge army coming over the hill. There is no record of Bodaccea's grave. It is said that she escaped and killed herself with poison. There is a record of her by one of the roman emperors - she did exist and did kick some ass but i don't know how true the rest of the story is. It is said she had red, waist length hair and rode a chariot - probably things just added to the story as time went on. I like the story, and Bodaccea was a bit of a childhood hero for me. I like it when the underdog wins,
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Osensitive1 was self explanatory, as am of course a sensitive and delicate flower. Scrap posted a thread about a fellow named Jack, so changed to Jack because it's a great name and had actually considered it as a choice when joining. It means Jack.
