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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #135 on: February 28, 2010, 09:45:33 PM »
Illness may be in your future - between the sheets
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #136 on: February 28, 2010, 11:46:53 PM »
Great fortune awaits you, but you must be bold - between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #137 on: March 01, 2010, 12:07:49 AM »
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #138 on: March 01, 2010, 04:21:02 PM »
To be mature is to accept imperfections between the sheets.  :2thumbsup:

Being creative with imperfections brings art between the sheets.  ;D
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #139 on: March 14, 2010, 06:53:14 PM »
Heading for bed, and a fortune cookie to encourage me to go.

But what to do with this one:

Keep your plans secret for now, between the sheets.                     

(I could only tell my pillow anyway)



And the next one is even worse:

There are only three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and the pleasure you get from Virtual Fortune Cookies between the sheets.           

(I feel cheated)

 
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #140 on: March 14, 2010, 10:07:04 PM »
The secret of getting ahead is getting started...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #141 on: March 14, 2010, 10:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 14, 2010, 10:07:04 PM
The secret of getting ahead is getting started...between the sheets.

 :lol:

Getting a...head?  :roflol:

 :plus: For making me laugh out loud again....I can't plus you twice in an hour  :(

Will try to remember!
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #142 on: March 27, 2010, 07:27:49 PM »
Treat everyone as a friend..... between the sheets.

(just turn around, and sleep without touching?)

Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.... between the sheets.

(Guess that will make my fortune disappear rapidly. My neighbours are not looking forward to a midnight song of me)




new generator: http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #143 on: June 13, 2010, 05:05:47 PM »
You are the guiding star of his existence.... between the sheets.

You are careful & systematic in your business arrangements.... between the sheets.  :chin:

You will make a fortune with your friend.... between the sheets.


Don't know what to think anymore.  :zombiefuck:

I will follow my own wisdom tonight.

I will have sweet dreams between the sheets.


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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #144 on: July 14, 2010, 05:26:01 PM »
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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded... between the sheets.
Must be about my sleepy talents. :yawn:



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Your dearest wish will come true.... between the sheets.
Doesn't tell me when that will be happening.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #145 on: November 17, 2010, 04:49:53 PM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #146 on: November 17, 2010, 04:56:55 PM »
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Your Fortune Is: Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Between the sheets....


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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #147 on: November 17, 2010, 05:28:47 PM »
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #148 on: April 21, 2011, 03:21:12 PM »
Your wisdom has kept you far away from danger between the sheets.







And I'm in for a boring night again.  :zoinks:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #149 on: April 21, 2011, 03:24:36 PM »
I like mine:

Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have between the sheets.  :zombiefuck:
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