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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1695 on: August 11, 2007, 11:14:27 AM »
i wouldn't do that, cos a) it's inconsiderate, and for all my evility, i am actually a very considerate neighbour; and b) cos that's just stooping to their level.
No, no you are providing them with an education in classical music.

what utter codswallop.  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1696 on: August 11, 2007, 11:15:35 AM »
but all she wants is another baby.  :'(

when you can't find your 'Birdie Song' single, you get out your party album of Black Lace and Russ Abbot favourites.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1697 on: August 11, 2007, 11:17:08 AM »
but all she wants is another baby.  :'(

when you can't find your 'Birdie Song' single, you get out your party album of Black Lace and Russ Abbot favourites.

:LMAO:

still better than you and your remixes of Agadoo, and Chas and fucking Dave.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1698 on: August 11, 2007, 11:23:26 AM »
but all she wants is another baby.  :'(

Peach might be having one soon  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1699 on: August 11, 2007, 11:53:17 AM »
that's true.  i just don't like the "underhandedness" of it, to be honest.  but i s'pose there's not a lot else i can do - there's loads of them, and only one of me. 

oh well - done now.

Plod actually came out?

seems so.  i didn't actually see them, but they did take details of where i am, and work out where the noise was, and said they'd send a car.  could be coincidence, i suppose.
Next time they do it, get some ear muffs on and start driving up and down the streets playing opera on max volume. See who wins then. Just hope you dont get arrested for violating the kids "human rights"

I have a friend who did something similar to his downstairs neighbor after several polite requests to the neighbor to turn down his music were ignored.  I think it was either Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture or Handel's Royal Fireworks Music he played over and over with his enormous speaker facing downward on the floor with the volume set on stun.

His neighbor got the point.

Of course I don't recommend making your other neighbors suffer again because of the actions of one obnoxious person.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1700 on: August 11, 2007, 11:56:01 AM »
that's true.  i just don't like the "underhandedness" of it, to be honest.  but i s'pose there's not a lot else i can do - there's loads of them, and only one of me. 

oh well - done now.

Plod actually came out?

seems so.  i didn't actually see them, but they did take details of where i am, and work out where the noise was, and said they'd send a car.  could be coincidence, i suppose.
Next time they do it, get some ear muffs on and start driving up and down the streets playing opera on max volume. See who wins then. Just hope you dont get arrested for violating the kids "human rights"

I have a friend who did something similar to his downstairs neighbor after several polite requests to the neighbor to turn down his music were ignored.  I think it was either Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture or Handel's Royal Fireworks Music he played over and over with his enormous speaker facing downward on the floor with the volume set on stun.

His neighbor got the point.

Of course I don't recommend making your other neighbors suffer again because of the actions of one obnoxious person.
Not really. If someone has "let me niggas live" playing loud, what does it matter if Lucifer takes a drive?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1701 on: August 11, 2007, 12:30:17 PM »
I'm so fucking tired.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1702 on: August 11, 2007, 12:31:06 PM »
but all she wants is another baby.  :'(

when you can't find your 'Birdie Song' single, you get out your party album of Black Lace and Russ Abbot favourites.

:LMAO:

still better than you and your remixes of Agadoo, and Chas and fucking Dave.  :laugh:

you requested them.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1703 on: August 11, 2007, 12:32:06 PM »
anyway, at least i don't have the complete collection of Ace of Base albums, unlike you, you sad europop fucker.  :smarty:

The Bridge rules and don't you say different! it's still a great album.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1704 on: August 11, 2007, 02:58:54 PM »
but all she wants is another baby.  :'(

when you can't find your 'Birdie Song' single, you get out your party album of Black Lace and Russ Abbot favourites.

:LMAO:

still better than you and your remixes of Agadoo, and Chas and fucking Dave.  :laugh:

you requested them.

i was patronising you.  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1705 on: August 11, 2007, 03:14:32 PM »
You pleaded. You even sang 'My Old Man's A Dustman' in your best gorblimey accent.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1706 on: August 11, 2007, 03:15:58 PM »
you dissing my tribe, rude boy?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1707 on: August 11, 2007, 03:20:27 PM »
stick a jellied eel in it, me old china.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1709 on: August 12, 2007, 03:45:09 AM »
stick a jellied eel in it, me old china.

/sticks jellied eel in it