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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #195 on: October 23, 2013, 06:08:49 PM »
Helpful and concise. :plus:

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #196 on: October 23, 2013, 06:28:31 PM »
One time I stuck a turd back in my ass, and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #197 on: October 23, 2013, 08:03:47 PM »
One time I stuck a turd back in my ass, and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth.



You and your woman are too much alike. :laugh:

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #198 on: October 23, 2013, 10:28:27 PM »
One time I stuck a turd back in my ass, and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth.



You and your woman are too much alike. :laugh:

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #199 on: October 23, 2013, 10:43:10 PM »
You're so romantic, the two of you.
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #200 on: October 24, 2013, 09:21:04 AM »
Mhm.  ;)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #201 on: October 26, 2013, 07:57:28 PM »
 :dunno:

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #202 on: October 26, 2013, 08:35:23 PM »
Did McJagger win this one too?

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Re: I call out the whole board
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #204 on: October 26, 2013, 09:32:00 PM »
I have never won much...

most money I ever won was 20 krones, from those lottery cards you scrape w a coin. I've won 20 krones a few times...
In slot machines my record is 7 krones.

I've won some board games. Like... monopoly...

I was among the winners in a elementary school-wide traffic design competition once, and had my idea implemented: A long, tall dividing wall, shielding residential areas from the noise and smoke from the nearby freeway. Originally, that was not my idea, as I intended the separation wall to divide the world in two: Humanity in small pockets, walled in, to prevent more harm to be done on nature.
But I was proud enough anyway.
I won a bicycle helmet, and I got to pose with the other winners.

I am the only jackass on the photo with the helmet on the wrong way.

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #205 on: October 27, 2013, 02:27:49 AM »
Did McJagger win this one too?

Probably.
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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #206 on: October 27, 2013, 03:04:18 AM »
Did McJagger win this one too?

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #207 on: October 27, 2013, 11:14:30 AM »
I have never won much...

most money I ever won was 20 krones, from those lottery cards you scrape w a coin. I've won 20 krones a few times...
In slot machines my record is 7 krones.

I've won some board games. Like... monopoly...

I was among the winners in a elementary school-wide traffic design competition once, and had my idea implemented: A long, tall dividing wall, shielding residential areas from the noise and smoke from the nearby freeway. Originally, that was not my idea, as I intended the separation wall to divide the world in two: Humanity in small pockets, walled in, to prevent more harm to be done on nature.
But I was proud enough anyway.
I won a bicycle helmet, and I got to pose with the other winners.

I am the only jackass on the photo with the helmet on the wrong way.

Zegh, you won the mind of a genius in my book. I'm always impressed or entertained by what you have to say. Smart dude.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #208 on: October 28, 2013, 01:51:29 PM »
Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?

It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
t͕̬̱̣̻he̘̳͍̯͇ͥ̾ ͇̉̋ĥ̖ͣi̘͕̙v͉̆̉e̠͓̐̔ ͕͍̺̝̑͛ͪṃ̯̳͙͗́i̓͑͌̿ͥ̐n̯͉̥̘͚͎̹ͮ͑̏ͤd̙̗̫̓ ̟̝̼͌̉́͑rͦ̋͗̃̐͛e̪̅p͂r̯̙̙̿e̳̟͔͔̼͍̪̅ͪͬ̔͛́̚s̰͈̭̞̭̥̃̐ͤ̽ͤĕ͕̹̙͒͆͒̍n͈̠̣ͪ̇ͩ͆ͩͅṯ͍̟͕̮͆̑͛̐͛ị̭̟̮̍̆ͥ̂̈́̅n̯͙̯̝̗͑͐̓g̻̠͊̂́ͤ ̂̄̒͌ͮ̐́̄̈̿̈ͫp̦̜͇̝̈͌̈ͭ̐̌s̜̼̪̪͍̩y̑ͪ̏ĉ̤͉̆h̹̫͖̱͙͉͙ȍ͐̅t͚̝ị̺̳ͮͬͬ̀ͅc͖̭͖̣̱͂͊̆ ̰̤̞̬̠̳̇ć̻̱͙͎̘̲̰hȃ̩͔̿̎͂̂̚o̦̱̩ś̹̗̥̤̝ͅ,̫͚̥͎͚͇͓͗ͬͪ͆ ͥ̃̌̀̉̈́h̋̾͛͗e̜ ͚̥̞̫̠ͫͮ͛̿c̈o͈͖͋̔͂̀ͬm̠̩̣ͧe̮ͯͪs̳̞̘͇͎̳͉̈́̃͂ ̞̎ͯh̖͚́̈̑̓̋ë̟̻̼̩́ͧͩ̎͛ ̯̲̖͕̖̘͉c͕o̻̝̰͓̙ͯ͋̃̊̈́͂̏m̬̩̃e̯͆̆͒ͩs̲ ̜͔̭͎s̼̟̰͉͈̅̒͂̎̿ͤo͈͖͋̔͂̀ͬo͈͖͋̔͂̀ͬn͈̠̣ͪ̇ͩ͆ͩͅ

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Re: I call out the whole board
« Reply #209 on: October 28, 2013, 02:09:54 PM »
Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?

It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.

"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"