INTENSITY²
Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: 神 on October 20, 2013, 10:48:51 AM
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To settle the issue, of who has a longer penis, once and for all. Until sufficient time has passed to warrant changes in length.
PENIS SIZE COMPARISON
Friday evening, November 1st this year.
Rules:
- a solid rule or ruler must be used and pushed in/down as far as possible (to rule out making excuses for body fat and measuring inaccuracy)
- camera shot must be 90° to ruler from top
- penis must be pushed below and on to the ruler
- ruler shall not be bent
- hand written sticky note with "INTENSITY**2" must be sticked on the middle of the ruler (if your penis is too small for that, stick it at the beginning or better don't participate in the contest)
- no vacuum pumps or other mechanical or chemical aides allowed
No excuses. Winner wins on the following Sunday 00:01 GMT.
UPDATE:
Because most members don't seem to be man enough to show their genitals in public, the pictures can be uploaded here and will be password protected:
http://intensity-squared.atspace.cc (http://intensity-squared.atspace.cc)
The password to the script as well as to the webhosting will be given to a trustworthy woman on this board, who can then select other trustworthy women to be included in the rating. The rating can be done easily with the password on the site.
The script is free of security holes or flaws or hax that would make the images accessible and it can be viewed and reviewed here by anyone.
If you are not on the list, it is reasonable to assume that someone on that list defeated you already and you saved yourself the trouble of uploading. Anyone could upload fakes with their own (tiny) penis, so only the longest penis size's value is absolutely certain.
WARNING! Do not upload before November 1st.
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What contest? The answer is "probably not you".
We have some well-endowed members, and I'm thinking of one in particular who isn't here right now. We'll see if he shows up. ;)
If you're going to call us out, why not list some grievances instead of creating a contest?
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Because this is the lowest common denominator.
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:lol1:
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I will give you a photoshopped preview:
(http://s15.postimg.org/ed4alcf4r/my_cock.png)
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Yours is bigger than mine. :thumbup:
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Yours is bigger than mine. :thumbup:
Really?
Did you do the opposite to DFGL and photoshop it smaller? :o
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I guess since it is a joke picture, it was a joke answer. If you can't see that it is a joke picture: the penis would be 40cm (~16 inch) long, flaccid. I don't know if that's a world record.
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Guessing people get the joke.
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Your toilet paper dispenser is empty. :tp:
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(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000059809/polls_macgyveref2_0112_890801_poll_xlarge.jpeg)
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(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000059809/polls_macgyveref2_0112_890801_poll_xlarge.jpeg)
I dunno but I am guessing it would result in an explosion.
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All things considered, an explosion might be a good thing.
:fos:
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Does he actually know what a callout is?
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(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000059809/polls_macgyveref2_0112_890801_poll_xlarge.jpeg)
I dunno but I am guessing it would result in an explosion.
Obviously the toilet paper roll would be a tube to propell a projectile - maybe a chewing gum! He would then melt the steel holder thingy there, extract the carbon from it, and use that along with some handy saltpeter and sulphur to make black powder, and yes - explode his way out of there!
The toiletroom.
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:viking:
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Does he actually know what a callout is?
After I noticed the excessive insults and trolling, I thought it would be the area where you actually talked and argued seriously with each other. But then I read a few threads and noticed that it was rather about confronting each other to achieve mutual agreement. So that is just what I did.
I don't know what you believe it to be though if it is not that.
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Does he actually know what a callout is?
After I noticed the excessive insults and trolling, I thought it would be the area where you actually talked and argued seriously with each other. But then I read a few threads and noticed that it was rather about confronting each other to achieve mutual agreement. So that is just what I did.
I don't know what you believe it to be though if it is not that.
Assuming that is the case.
Personally I have as much interest in posting my penis here as I have of seeing every other guy's penis. I maintain my commitment here for other reasons. You may be keen to get cock pics for your hard drive to slobber over but my thrills are otherwise.
I am not alone in this, so even if we concede that the initial effort was mutual agreement, where does that leave you right now?
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Good luck on improving your cock picture collection.
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I don't really care about your excuses. Rage seems to be very afraid of gay people or being gay or whatever his problem is. I am not interested in seeing your cock pictures either, neither am I interested in arguing within nonsensical logic or responding to insults. But it are things that need to be done to settle an issue.
If you have true courage, you will just post your picture. There is no real reason not to, aside from being ashamed, or afraid of having a bisexual side or whatever emotional issues you have. You may not be alone with your feelings of shame, but that doesn't make it any more valid.
If you don't participate, you will lose. It is a fair game.
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I don't really care about your excuses. Rage seems to be very afraid of gay people or being gay or whatever his problem is.
He isn't afraid of gay people.
It's YOU.
"what?" <--you
It's YOU.
"I don't understand" <--you
It's YOU.
"Hmmm something else has to be the issue here" <--you
It's YOU.
"Maybe they don't understand properly" <--you
It's YOU.
"Maybe they are all just pretending!" <--you
It's YOU.
"Perhaps it's a bitter, angry troll forum!" <--you
It's YOU.
"Maybe they'll behave better if I analyze them!" <--you
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Post my cock on a 5th grade dare? No. I out grew that stage a few decades ago. :hahaha:
You can find guys to keep you company here http://www.mensize.com (http://www.mensize.com)
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I don't really care about your excuses. Rage seems to be very afraid of gay people or being gay or whatever his problem is. I am not interested in seeing your cock pictures either, neither am I interested in arguing within nonsensical logic or responding to insults. But it are things that need to be done to settle an issue.
If you have true courage, you will just post your picture. There is no real reason not to, aside from being ashamed, or afraid of having a bisexual side or whatever emotional issues you have. You may not be alone with your feelings of shame, but that doesn't make it any more valid.
If you don't participate, you will lose. It is a fair game.
Or maybe some people just don't want their genitals online for anyone to see and re-post elsewhere.
I doubt anyone here cares about "losing" either.
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He isn't afraid of gay people.
It's YOU.
How am I afraid of gay people? And how would that change the situation? I already posted an old penis picture here.
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He isn't afraid of gay people.
It's YOU.
How am I afraid of gay people? And how would that change the situation? I already posted an old penis picture here.
Fascinating!!!
I just tried MY BEST to BEAT it into your head that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE and like a PRO you MISSED IT ENTIRELY!!!
Can I try something? A little experiment!
What can you read here:
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
Do you just see a weird blank space, or jumbled words, or something nonsensical? What do you see? :O
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Or maybe some people just don't want their genitals online for anyone to see and re-post elsewhere.
That would actually make some sense if we were talking about faces or more body parts here. But it is just a penis picture, like a foot picture, you can't really identify people with it.
I doubt anyone here cares about "losing" either.
I doubt anyone here cares about anything that is not extremely self-servingly interesting.
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He isn't afraid of gay people.
It's YOU.
How am I afraid of gay people? And how would that change the situation? I already posted an old penis picture here.
Fascinating!!!
I just tried MY BEST to BEAT it into your head that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE and like a PRO you MISSED IT ENTIRELY!!!
Can I try something? A little experiment!
What can you read here:
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
Do you just see a weird blank space, or jumbled words, or something nonsensical? What do you see? :O
I do entirely understand that you were trying to convey that I am a problem in your eyes and a few others.
However, that doesn't change anything unless you can explain yourself in any reasonable and coherent manner.
Example how to be incoherent:
"Rage is not afraid of gay people, it's YOU!"
"How so? What does that have to do with anything here, if I am already willing to post the picture?"
"Fascinating!!! I just tried MY BEST to BEAT it into your head that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE and like a PRO you MISSED IT ENTIRELY!!! ..."
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Or maybe some people just don't want their genitals online for anyone to see and re-post elsewhere.
That would actually make some sense if we were talking about faces or more body parts here. But it is just a penis picture, like a foot picture, you can't really identify people with it.
I doubt anyone here cares about "losing" either.
I doubt anyone here cares about anything that is not extremely self-servingly interesting.
I think, like most people, I will keep my penis to myself and to sexual partners. I have managed not to post my penis in the years I have been here and been asked before by similarly gay curious young men. Sorry, not even up for debate
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I don't really care about your excuses. Rage seems to be very afraid of gay people or being gay or whatever his problem is. I am not interested in seeing your cock pictures either, neither am I interested in arguing within nonsensical logic or responding to insults. But it are things that need to be done to settle an issue.
If you're not interested in seeing :penis:, why are you asking for pictures of :penis:?
If you want to settle an issue, why not explain why you came here asking for DFG's nudes?
If you don't participate, you will lose. It is a fair game.
No, it's not. Women lose automatically by your logic.
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Excuses to back out and proclaim having a smaller penis.
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DFGL
You will not recieve any satisfactory arguments here
Because
YOU
Are unlikeable and annoying.
"what? i dont understand! that does not compute!"
I know you don't understand...
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It would be nice if Butterflies was here. She would enjoy this. :)
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No, it's not. Women lose automatically by your logic.
Women cannot participate, because they don't have a penis to compare.
Imagine you would compare who has the bigger boat. You can't participate in a boat comparison contest if you don't have one. If you believe it is unfair that you don't have a large boat, then that is that.
I am asking for penis pictures because it is a necessity to compare penis sizes. That is pretty obvious.
I don't see any issue that was not already explained and settled, especially not that I asked for pictures of DuckFetishGirl.
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DFGL
You will not recieve any satisfactory arguments here
Because
YOU
Are unlikeable and annoying.
"what? i dont understand! that does not compute!"
I know you don't understand...
"What I say is true because I don't like you and my friends do neither" is the social logic of children. I do understand that logic, however, I don't understand how this would or should be accepted reality here.
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No, it's not. Women lose automatically by your logic.
Women cannot participate, because they don't have a penis to compare.
Imagine you would compare who has the bigger boat. You can't participate in a boat comparison contest if you don't have one. If you believe it is unfair that you don't have a large boat, then that is that.
I am asking for penis pictures because it is a necessity to compare penis sizes. That is pretty obvious.
I don't see any issue that was not already explained and settled, especially not that I asked for pictures of DuckFetishGirl.
Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
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Excuses to back out and proclaim having a smaller penis.
Here is the thing, tell me when it gets too difficult to follow.
I am a rational man. Logically I know that men's erect penises are around 6" long or something as an average. There is some variation but most fall within a range of 5-7". Therefore I know most men on here will have penises that when erect will be in this range. Most men here. Some will be slightly longer or slightly shorter.
I know that.
What purpose would I have measuring myself against any other man? Why would I want to see them erect?
If you say...."So you know who is smaller and who is larger than you" Why would I want to know that and what impact could it conceivably have on my life?
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Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
If I say "I call out the whole forum to do a boat comparison" and you don't have a boat, do you feel addressed too?
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I am asking for penis pictures because it is a necessity to compare penis sizes. That is pretty obvious.
:laugh: Do you regularly get together with your buddies for a pull off?
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No, it's not. Women lose automatically by your logic.
Women cannot participate, because they don't have a penis to compare.
Imagine you would compare who has the bigger boat. You can't participate in a boat comparison contest if you don't have one. If you believe it is unfair that you don't have a large boat, then that is that.
I am asking for penis pictures because it is a necessity to compare penis sizes. That is pretty obvious.
I don't see any issue that was not already explained and settled, especially not that I asked for pictures of DuckFetishGirl.
Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
:indeed:
Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
If I say "I call out the whole forum to do a boat comparison" and you don't have a boat, do you feel addressed too?
Hyke does have a "boat", with a "little man" in it. That's how women work. :tard:
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If you say...."So you know who is smaller and who is larger than you" Why would I want to know that and what impact could it conceivably have on my life?
It is very basic competitiveness to settle manliness. We could as well do a fighting contest, but that is rather hard to accomplish online. If you don't fight, you proclaim to be unfit for it, for whatever reason. The winner will be settled nonetheless.
What impact could video games conceivably have on your life? What impact does anything have that I choose to only view intellectually without considering human nature?
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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No, it's not. Women lose automatically by your logic.
Women cannot participate, because they don't have a penis to compare.
Imagine you would compare who has the bigger boat. You can't participate in a boat comparison contest if you don't have one. If you believe it is unfair that you don't have a large boat, then that is that.
I am asking for penis pictures because it is a necessity to compare penis sizes. That is pretty obvious.
I don't see any issue that was not already explained and settled, especially not that I asked for pictures of DuckFetishGirl.
Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
:indeed:
Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
If I say "I call out the whole forum to do a boat comparison" and you don't have a boat, do you feel addressed too?
Hyke does have a "boat", with a "little man" in it. That's how women work. :tard:
:lol1:
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Or maybe some people just don't want their genitals online for anyone to see and re-post elsewhere.
That would actually make some sense if we were talking about faces or more body parts here. But it is just a penis picture, like a foot picture, you can't really identify people with it.
I doubt anyone here cares about "losing" either.
I doubt anyone here cares about anything that is not extremely self-servingly interesting.
Keep trying, maybe you can shame people into posting their dicks for you. :P
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Weren't there stories about well hung men, passing out when going erect, because with their penis rising, there was not enough blood left for their brains?
If there is truth in those stories, would a man have to choose between brain damage and lust, or functional brain and no arousal?
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"What I say is true because I don't like you and my friends do neither" is the social logic of children. I do understand that logic, however, I don't understand how this would or should be accepted reality here.
You are just impervious, aren't you.
Any criticism, any HINT that YOUUUUUUUUUUU might need an adjustment or two - is DEFLECTED off you!
Right?
You need NO adjustments, right?
YOU ARE PERFECTION INCARNATE, right?
Or? Do you accept you are not perfect?
Are you a sociopath? Sociopaths do what you do - they deflect ALL responsability from themselves, ALL of it. You do that. You refuse to compromise, you don't take SOME responsability, or a LITTLE, no - you deflect ALL of it!
It's ALL our fault, we're ALL trolls, YOU are perfect, WE are insane.
And I can imagine you reading this - twitching from one eye, your insane, mentally deficient brain just working on overdrive "No, no, this cannot be! He must mean Rage is the sociopath, and that I am the nicest person ever! But then why is he angry with me? This is so complicated! I must conclude that he is insane, and that I am amazing!"
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Yes, you can of course live with your shame of backing out, because you most likely couldn't match the other members.
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Yes, you can of course live with your shame of backing out, because you most likely couldn't match the other members.
The real COMPAQ would remember from AFF that I am a girl and therefore have no dick to post. :orly:
Of course, a person who'd never heard of me before could see the
gender symbol under my avatar and be clued in that way. :laugh:
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Yes, you can of course live with your shame of backing out, because you most likely couldn't match the other members.
That rational has likely had many boy eating the soggy biscuit.
Statistically I know that I would likely on average be about in line with just about every other bloke here
As far as I can see from evidence I am about the size of Peter or Ricky but not as big as Tesla.
But as to being ashamed? No. That is a flawed ideology about manliness. I could similarly make as ridiculous claim about saying that only men with children have a claim to manliness or that my masculinity is up for question if I was a virgin or if I had not.....had a fight before.
These are not serious considerations and most "men" on here gave up such considerations when they were out of their teens and became men and no longer had the insecurity of being little boys.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutshell.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutshell.
:lol1: Although it is possible that many are tied for first place.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutshell.
:lol1: Although it is possible that many are tied for first place.
DFGL's ultimate truth will accept no compromises. :rollingpin:
:P
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutshell.
:lol1: Although it is possible that many are tied for first place.
DFGL's ultimate truth will accept no compromises. :rollingpin:
:P
If there is only one truth, and it has been found, there is no need to look or think further. Kinda sad. Even if it is very likely that the found truth is true. ---> Not all penises are equal. One of all penises in the whole wide world very likely will be the longest.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutsack.
You spelled nutsack wrong.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutsack.
You spelled nutsack wrong.
:lol1:
Must be because I don't have one of those.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutsack.
You spelled nutsack wrong.
:lol1:
Must be because I don't have one of those.
We like you anyway. :hug:
Well maybe DFGL doesn't? :dunno:
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It would be nice if Butterflies was here. She would enjoy this. :)
Yeah, she likes looking at PPs as much as I do. :lol1:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
:LMAO:
Guess this sums it up quite nicely.
All your thoughts in a nutsack.
You spelled nutsack wrong.
:lol1:
Must be because I don't have one of those.
We like you anyway. :hug:
Well maybe DFGL doesn't? :dunno:
Aaahh, that would be a pity.
And, I do not really suffer from not having a nutsack. Seems like a bit of a nuisance on hot sweaty days.
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I don't really care about your excuses. Rage seems to be very afraid of gay people or being gay or whatever his problem is. I am not interested in seeing your cock pictures either, neither am I interested in arguing within nonsensical logic or responding to insults. But it are things that need to be done to settle an issue.
If you have true courage, you will just post your picture. There is no real reason not to, aside from being ashamed, or afraid of having a bisexual side or whatever emotional issues you have. You may not be alone with your feelings of shame, but that doesn't make it any more valid.
If you don't participate, you will lose. It is a fair game.
Rage seems to be very afraid of gay people or being gay or whatever his problem is.
I knew it. You wanna see my dick. Too bad. :laugh:
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But as to being ashamed? No. That is a flawed ideology about manliness. I could similarly make as ridiculous claim about saying that only men with children have a claim to manliness or that my masculinity is up for question if I was a virgin or if I had not.....had a fight before.
Your shame is not not having had a fight before, that is an invalid, rigged comparison. Your shame is not having the courage to accept the fight. You shame is to run away from the woman who was about to have sex with you (and not if you are a virgin). Your shame is to back out for emotional reasons and to not stand up and be a man.
These are not serious considerations and most "men" on here gave up such considerations when they were out of their teens and became men and no longer had the insecurity of being little boys.
You actually brought up a good example here. If men suffer from impotence or infertility, it is often a major issue for them, although you supposedly should have 'grown out of it', can just adopt a kid, can use sperm banks what not. Those are not intellectually serious considerations, they are emotional, primal. You can't think your way out of it. And that is just how this is.
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I will watch X-Files until Rage quit shitting in this thread.
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Yet, you called us women out too, in calling out the whole board. You meanie. Why rub it in so hard that we don't have a penis.
Don't make me get my purse. :laugh:
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Don't worry ladies. I know how to handle these assholes. See how he ran off?
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
I didn't get it, actually. You meant you were going to hit him with your purse?
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
I didn't get it, actually. You meant you were going to hit him with your purse?
That's where I keep my penis. :laugh:
Not really. It was a joke.
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But as to being ashamed? No. That is a flawed ideology about manliness. I could similarly make as ridiculous claim about saying that only men with children have a claim to manliness or that my masculinity is up for question if I was a virgin or if I had not.....had a fight before.
Your shame is not not having had a fight before, that is an invalid, rigged comparison. Your shame is not having the courage to accept the fight. You shame is to run away from the woman who was about to have sex with you (and not if you are a virgin). Your shame is to back out for emotional reasons and to not stand up and be a man.
These are not serious considerations and most "men" on here gave up such considerations when they were out of their teens and became men and no longer had the insecurity of being little boys.
You actually brought up a good example here. If men suffer from impotence or infertility, it is often a major issue for them, although you supposedly should have 'grown out of it', can just adopt a kid, can use sperm banks what not. Those are not intellectually serious considerations, they are emotional, primal. You can't think your way out of it. And that is just how this is.
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Don't worry people. I know how to handle trolling.
Just ignore and continue thread.
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
But that would only encourage your trolling.
Besides, that's not the case with the best available knowledge. Statistically speaking, it's unlikely that you have the longest :penis: on this forum.
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That's where I keep my penis. :laugh:
Will you let me see it? :zoinks:
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Sorry you were saying that humouring a man requesting photos of your erect penis something manly or courageous or even something worth seriously thinking about?
It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.
I am not going to say you have a bigger, smaller or better dick than me or anyone else. I shall feel embarrassment for you in asking for a whole bunch of men's dicks in the first place
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I shall feel embarrassment for you
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Mine may not be the biggest, but I certainly know how to use it. ;)
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Repeating a failed strategy doesn't work well the 2nd time. Try repeating yourself 31 more times. That will work. :zoinks:
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OP is literally a faggot.
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I will watch X-Files until Rage quit shitting in this thread.
I much prefer Spiderman to your nonsense.
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
It was. I was about to plus you when I remembered. :thumbup:
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It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.
Yeah, except that this is entirely untrue throughout history.
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"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."
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Yes, your quote was referring to erect penises. But there is little reason to represent manliness by erect penises, rather that flaccid penises, in historical artifacts (although they do of course equally exist). It would likely lead to misinterpretation, i.e. that the artwork was about sexual arousal. The point is that the penis is not exempt from being a measurement of it.
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Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
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I have extremely small hands. Thus making the average todger appear to be quite a whopper!
Just sayin' :P
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Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.
It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).
But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.
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Don't worry ladies. I know how to handle these assholes. See how he ran off?
Can't we keep him? He's funny. :eyelash:
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
If that is what makes you happy. So be it. You now have the longest penis of them all. Find yourself a nice corner and play with it.
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Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.
It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).
But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.
Actually it is a reasonable conclusion to reach about a guy who goes to the lengths that you do to get dick pics. I don't really care if you used to practice frotting with the other boys in gym class, I don't care to exchange dick pics with you or anyone else what ever reason you claim for wanting to do so.
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It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.
Yeah, except that this is entirely untrue throughout history.
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"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."
"Why do naked men show their dicks?" Look at that sentence again. See what is wrong with it? Think in terms of "Naked" and "showing their dick" because of such nakedness and then ask yourself why they were. The answer should spring to your mind.
But yes let's pursue this.
I used to be a big fan of Indianna Jones when I was a small kid. He was tough, masculine, smart, self-directed and a trailblazer. Four movies and you know I saw a lot of fighting, adversity overcome, physicality, laughing in the face of danger, protecting women, taking risk, looking after his friends, maintaining composure and ........................... NOT at ANY point did Indie flop out his dick and measure his erection against his mates.
Come to think of it neither did Luke Skywalker and Hans Solo and Obi Wan and Chewbacca. They could have, there was plenty of opportunity and no little competition.
Did Atticus Finch - the quiet, respectable Southern Gentleman have a measure off?
Mr Darcy did seem to make Pride and Prejudice a success despite never flopping out his dick and proclaiming it the biggest in the county.
The weigh in seemed more important in Rocky than the measure up, in Rocky Balboa and the Cinderella Man.
James Bond seemed far more into womanising, killing bad guys, driving fast cars and not engaging in measuring up or soggy biscuit with his mates. I think his books were better reads for it.
The Godfather never exposed himself this way.
So being that this is a good and important aspect in masculinity (showing your erect penis to other fellow men) why did this not feature in such roles of men? Why does it not underpin the heroes masculinity?
I look forward to the excuse. The explanation that I somehow never placed the right importance in 40+ years of life to the exposing your erect penis to other men. You will have some pseudo-intellectual babble
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@Cassanova Frankenstein: Sissy.
@Al Swearengen:
Seriously? Arguing on the basis of modern media which do by definitions exclude to show genitalia in order to, by definition, protect children from sexual content? Think about the categories which are by definition allowed to show them, what will you see? Abnormally large and erect penises. If that argument made any sense in the first place, the conclusion would be that the 'role models' are black muscular men with exaggeratedly huge penises competing over ejaculating into women's faces, or something like that.
And the question was not: "Why is the penis of naked men visible? Because they are naked, trollolol.", that is a bullshit question you made up to discredit the issue (which was: representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes - penis relevant or irrelevant? - to refresh your memory). The question was: "Why would heroes and gods, especially those representing masculinity and strength, be depicted such that their penis is clearly exposed, throughout history?" (even if at the same time, the women's genitalia aren't)
I mean, they could have worn shorts or something. Why do they wear other clothing items at the same time?
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Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
@Cassanova Frankenstein: Sissy.
So you consider yourself a sissy rather than a twinkie? Okay. :thumbup:
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Penis size - on a need to know basis, surely.
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Bullshit. C'mon, are you expecting me to swallow this?
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Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.
It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).
But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.
The question is, what does it do for you? :orly:
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I keep thinking that this one looks like a man doing the hustle. :hyke: :dance:
Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Bullshit. C'mon, are you expecting me to swallow this?
:eyebrows:
Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.
Whether you are serious or trolling, referring to homosexuality doesn't make a good argument.
It is just a damn picture of a penis, like you can find thousands of pictures of them online. It doesn't expose you or any special features relating to yourself, other than the length and size of it. You could as well just write that here in numbers (which would of course not provide any evidence to settle the issue).
But then, maybe I am too devoid of homosexuality to know what it does for them, or you.
The question is, what does it do for you? :orly:
That statement made me wonder, too.
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@Al Swearengen:
Seriously? Arguing on the basis of modern media which do by definitions exclude to show genitalia in order to, by definition, protect children from sexual content? Think about the categories which are by definition allowed to show them, what will you see? Abnormally large and erect penises. If that argument made any sense in the first place, the conclusion would be that the 'role models' are black muscular men with exaggeratedly huge penises competing over ejaculating into women's faces, or something like that.
Yet are these men role models of males in society? If perhaps this was allowable by society and not so heavily censured, would our heroes find good cause in the middle of a scene to measure up against friend or foe. In doing so, would that make them admirable and more worthy to the viewer?
Would this activity replace or bolster the qualities that viewer come to appreciate?
I understand too that stating the modern media and censorship were responsible for the fact that the heroes were not portrayed in was that were consistent to your idea the "aspect of masculinity" of the penis measure up
It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.
So let's go back a little. Heracles? Achilles? Odyseuss?
C'mon Heracles and Achilles had gay lovers and there was no recorded dick measure ups recorded.
How important is this seemingly important aspect of masculinity missed here too? Blame the porn Bukkane?
You are on a loss maker here.
And the question was not: "Why is the penis of naked men visible? Because they are naked, trollolol.", that is a bullshit question you made up to discredit the issue
That was the question? And I made it up?
"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."
I thought this was the question and YOU just made up the above question to replace the one that was giggle-worthy stupid :thumbup:
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Bullshit. C'mon, are you expecting me to swallow this?
It sounds like you want to swallow it, and see the penis pictures of all the members.
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then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
Nobody cares, man.
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Don't worry ladies. I know how to handle these assholes. See how he ran off?
Can't we keep him? He's funny. :eyelash:
I think he's shameful.
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I will watch X-Files until Rage quit shitting in this thread.
I much prefer Spiderman to your nonsense.
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Don't worry ladies. I know how to handle these assholes. See how he ran off?
Can't we keep him? He's funny. :eyelash:
I think he's shameful.
I agree on that, in some respects. But not with his asking for penis pics to decide who is the biggest prick on here. That is so absurd that it is way beyond any shame, and just hilarious.
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Farnsworth called it. He just wants a homespun pic of a big dick to impress girls with on the internet.
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Farnsworth called it. He just wants a homespun pic of a big dick to impress girls with on the internet.
Google could be his friend, in that case.
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:yarly:
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:yarly:
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That's a sweaty solution, finding oneself without a bag at a French bakery.
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see this guy is so... can i say "sickeningly" aspie - he ACTUALLY THINKS he can come in here and MAKE DEMANDS!
He thinks he can BLACKMAIL US into being angry with Rage, or BLACKMAIL US into not trolling him, etc - he REALLY THINKS the world works like that!
In fact - my asshole neighbor thought the same way - he thought he could BUY OFF MY friends, with food and compliments! :D and he was BAFFLED at the fact that they reported all this to me without blinking - because he didn't KNOW that was how it worked.
DFGL: YOU CANNOT TRUMF LOYALTY WITH "LOGIC" AND "SENSE", YOU CANT JUST BARGE IN AND BLACKMAIL EVERYONE INTO COMPLYING WITH YOU
"yes i can :0 according to my own little isolated wack-job calculations, that is precisely what i can! watch me!"
YES YES YES GOOD LUCK ASSHOLE
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see this guy is so... can i say "sickeningly" aspie - he ACTUALLY THINKS he can come in here and MAKE DEMANDS!
He thinks he can BLACKMAIL US into being angry with Rage, or BLACKMAIL US into not trolling him, etc - he REALLY THINKS the world works like that!
In fact - my asshole neighbor thought the same way - he thought he could BUY OFF MY friends, with food and compliments! :D and we was BAFFLED at the fact that they reported all this to me without blinking - because he didn't KNOW that was how it worked.
DFGL: YOU CANNOT TRUMF LOYALTY WITH "LOGIC" AND "SENSE", YOU CANT JUST BARGE IN AND BLACKMAIL EVERYONE INTO COMPLYING WITH YOU
"yes i can :0 according to my own little isolated wack-job calculations, that is precisely what i can! watch me!"
YES YES YES GOOD LUCK ASSHOLE
You've got a point there ZEGH. It is as if he found a new way to look at the world, trying to get it. Now through the power of penis and pheromones. And it is hard to see that no one here wants to share his new aspie obsession.
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I think its even more baffling that he actually believes its considered trolling when people give someone a hard time for saying something stupid.
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Farnsworth called it. He just wants a homespun pic of a big dick to impress girls with on the internet.
Google could be his friend, in that case.
Or a few minutes on omegle if you pretend to be a girl.
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Bullshit. C'mon, are you expecting me to swallow this?
It sounds like you want to swallow it, and see the penis pictures of all the members.
I bet you didn't get your round mouth from eating square meals did you snookums? :hahaha: :zoinks:
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Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.
But I guess it is all not really as you said.
Bullshit. C'mon, are you expecting me to swallow this?
It sounds like you want to swallow it, and see the penis pictures of all the members.
Enough pricks in my life thanks x
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No luck finding new fap material yet, n00b? Your collection seems to be growing even less than your dick.
/shrugs
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Loled.
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
It was. I was about to plus you when I remembered. :thumbup:
One of these days people will realize how hilarious I am.
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Yeah me too. Funny, and totally not an asshole. 8)
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
It was. I was about to plus you when I remembered. :thumbup:
One of these days people will realize how hilarious I am.
Jack's humor is nice and dry. 8)
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That was actually a funny joke I made. :M
It was. I was about to plus you when I remembered. :thumbup:
One of these days people will realize how hilarious I am.
Jack's humor is nice and dry. 8)
Jack is awesome. :)
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I had the idea of creating a comic series with the conversations here and the members depicted in an equally ridiculous manner. Anyway, the only one who had a point was Al Swearengen, I think. He is just not expressing it well enough for me to understand.
Yet are these men role models of males in society?
Yes. Virtually all men watch porn daily. Of course porn is 'just porn' but Indiana Jones is 'just an action movie' in an almost equivalent sense. The only notable difference is that the latter is a fantasy story and the sex in the porn as well as the big asses, tits and long penises are not, it is all real (despite some poor scripting maybe). So maybe it is reasonable to ask the question if people will rather take the fictitious seriously or the factual? Is a role model of a treasure hunting archeologist who fights Nazis with his whip and magical items more adaptable for people than a guy with a huge penis pounding the shit out of a woman? Of course this is all bullshit in my eyes, because I don't believe in role models in the first place. But it is your argument, so what...
A role model in my eyes may be someone who shows personal possibilities, like Einstein or Tesla (who was a nutjob but did great work nonetheless). But that doesn't really change my behavior, only how I loosely predict my future.
If perhaps this was allowable by society and not so heavily censured, would our heroes find good cause in the middle of a scene to measure up against friend or foe. In doing so, would that make them admirable and more worthy to the viewer?
Would this activity replace or bolster the qualities that viewer come to appreciate?
Possibly. It depends on the current social norms though. I imagine that two men about to fight and hurt each other would be, with nowadays anti-violence policy, appreciated to settle the issue with a penis length comparison instead. Because it shows courage to overcome emotional inhibitions for the greater good (which is not hurting people, which I don't agree with). Also this could be the case if two men had a long-lasting quarrel. But I guess as long as two men can physically fight against each other, penis comparisons are pretty superfluous.
I understand too that stating the modern media and censorship were responsible for the fact that the heroes were not portrayed in was that were consistent to your idea the "aspect of masculinity" of the penis measure up
It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.
So let's go back a little. Heracles? Achilles? Odyseuss?
C'mon Heracles and Achilles had gay lovers and there was no recorded dick measure ups recorded.
How important is this seemingly important aspect of masculinity missed here too? Blame the porn Bukkane?
You are on a loss maker here.
And the question was not: "Why is the penis of naked men visible? Because they are naked, trollolol.", that is a bullshit question you made up to discredit the issue
That was the question? And I made it up?
"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."
I thought this was the question and YOU just made up the above question to replace the one that was giggle-worthy stupid :thumbup:
It was a mock-quote to show you how ridiculous your response was, because you acted on that logic and other people generally do to. They see the naked muscular men depicted in Greek or Roman history and their conclusion is that they were all gay. Up until today it is rumored that the Greeks are gay. "Greek sex" is a term used for anal sex, etc. What was actually the case was of course that homosexuality just wasn't as frowned upon as it is today back then. But to most people, that makes the whole society gay, or something like that. I did not act on the logic of the quote. Reminder:
"Why do naked men show their dicks?" Look at that sentence again. See what is wrong with it? Think in terms of "Naked" and "showing their dick" because of such nakedness and then ask yourself why they were. The answer should spring to your mind.
Being masculine is socially somewhat difficult in society, and it is only getting more complicated. Other men will envy you for huge muscles and if you are too aggressive, confronting or violent that is obviously not well accepted too. Much of it just has to remain tamed and hidden, otherwise you will be antagonized too much socially. Being indirect, false and manipulative has become the new accepted method of aggression. Men used to punch each other in the face to settle an issue, now they fight from their desk with economic power, i.e. lawyers and lawsuits and likely do more and more complicated harm over longer periods of time in the process. I think that is a pretty distorted way of dealing with things.
Where will it all go, if men with tiny penises can just dominate and attack other men by being superior in social skills and on no other basis? Maybe they will present themselves even such that they are praised for it? Did the normative equivalence of men and women and related changes to social imperatives entirely ignore that men are a lot more aggressive, competitive, violent and criminal by nature? Maybe even more so, if they are physically weak and have a small penis. If you are born physically strong, and with a manly character, you learn early and very simply and quickly in life that it is not right to beat others up and harm them in order to confirm your own strength, for the sake of self assurance or to compete and dominate. On a very solid and elementary level, you learn that power comes with responsibility. As if it was designed that way by nature. Those emotional experiences stick forever. But what about the men who always felt naturally inferior, always had the unrequited need to confirm themselves, be better than the others but could never keep up in even the simplest aspects? And then they even had to realize that they had on top of all a very small penis. What will that do to them, later in life? What will it do to others, if social norms are such that those men effectively have more power and can be more dominating?
We all may believe at times that we are superior over our instincts and emotions by using our intellect. But the truth is that the intellect is only an augmentation. The true motor of being human is the emotional, the primal and the primitive. People who are devoid of that realization are extremely misguided and potentially dangerous in my eyes.
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You do know that there are easier ways to get pictures of penises, right?
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I imagine that two men about to fight and hurt each other would be, with nowadays anti-violence policy, appreciated to settle the issue with a penis length comparison instead. Because it shows courage to overcome emotional inhibitions for the greater good (which is not hurting people, which I don't agree with). Also this could be the case if two men had a long-lasting quarrel. But I guess as long as two men can physically fight against each other, penis comparisons are pretty superfluous.
Where will it all go, if men with tiny penises can just dominate and attack other men by being superior in social skills and on no other basis?
At least this callout is generating some quality one-liners. :orly:
Virtually all men watch porn daily.
I see an unsupported assumption.
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Oh I am expressing it fine, I assure you. Everyone else gets it.
I am not sure why you do not get the difference TBH.
What is the similarity and why people are drawn in by Indianna Jones and Atticus Finch? What do they not share with porn stars?
What is it that drives the sensibilities to find such value in heroes? It is not what they do so much but what and who they are.
There is no worth or value in a measure off. There is no worth in the porn scenes you describe. They do not tell us who and what the porn star is or have us connect with them on any real level.
The act of measuring an erect penis against another would at best be superfluous to a plot or character development and at worse, murder such development.
It is unnecessary and odd and valueless. Trying to keep holding onto the belief it may be under some circumstance, if the world was different and the stars align and what have you, is the refuge of an argument defeated and best left.
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To sum up your whole argument so far:
Penis size comparison is nonsense and should not be done, because:
1. virtually no one does it
2. therefore there is no worth in it
It is of course a factor to consider, but it isn't a particularly good argument.
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To sum up your whole argument so far:
Penis size comparison is nonsense and should not be done, because:
1. virtually no one does it
2. therefore there is no worth in it
It is of course a factor to consider, but it isn't a particularly good argument.
Not "therefore there is no worth in it" but "and there is no worth in it"
I know for myself, I am a man. I deal with the world as a man. I identify with strong masculine values. I identify myself in masculine terms. I am not in the least worried if my work mates or friends were to have longer or shorter penises and I should not think they would of me.
In fact, truth be told, I do not think on their penises at all.
As far as the penis being the male sex organ and therefore somehow derivative of their consequence, sexually. I would not think so.
I would imagine that only the very large or the very short are to have difficulties in being accommodated by lovers. As to the rest, I think far more on what they do with it and their own confidence and skill in lovemaking, that may make the difference...and of course the attraction with the lady.
You are thinking size matters that much? No. More than this IF you measured longer or shorter than the man next to you, what would that prove? Nothing.
This looks more and more like either of two things. Either you are obsessing over penis size because you are underconfident in yourself and your masculinity OR you crave pictures of penises and what to know us men on a deeper level than you do already.
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Being masculine is socially somewhat difficult in society, and it is only getting more complicated. Other men will envy you for huge muscles and if you are too aggressive, confronting or violent that is obviously not well accepted too. Much of it just has to remain tamed and hidden, otherwise you will be antagonized too much socially. Being indirect, false and manipulative has become the new accepted method of aggression. Men used to punch each other in the face to settle an issue, now they fight from their desk with economic power, i.e. lawyers and lawsuits and likely do more and more complicated harm over longer periods of time in the process. I think that is a pretty distorted way of dealing with things.
Where will it all go, if men with tiny penises can just dominate and attack other men by being superior in social skills and on no other basis? Maybe they will present themselves even such that they are praised for it? Did the normative equivalence of men and women and related changes to social imperatives entirely ignore that men are a lot more aggressive, competitive, violent and criminal by nature? Maybe even more so, if they are physically weak and have a small penis. If you are born physically strong, and with a manly character, you learn early and very simply and quickly in life that it is not right to beat others up and harm them in order to confirm your own strength, for the sake of self assurance or to compete and dominate. On a very solid and elementary level, you learn that power comes with responsibility. As if it was designed that way by nature. Those emotional experiences stick forever. But what about the men who always felt naturally inferior, always had the unrequited need to confirm themselves, be better than the others but could never keep up in even the simplest aspects? And then they even had to realize that they had on top of all a very small penis. What will that do to them, later in life? What will it do to others, if social norms are such that those men effectively have more power and can be more dominating?
We all may believe at times that we are superior over our instincts and emotions by using our intellect. But the truth is that the intellect is only an augmentation. The true motor of being human is the emotional, the primal and the primitive. People who are devoid of that realization are extremely misguided and potentially dangerous in my eyes.
In other words you want dick pics to fap to. :wanker:
(http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p687/g26s239x2/Lipstick-on-a-Pig_zps85233745.jpg)
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:'( Aw, he can't help being :ghey:
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:'( Aw, he can't help being :ghey:
:agreed:
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To sum up your whole argument so far:
Penis size comparison is nonsense and should not be done, because:
1. virtually no one does it
2. therefore there is no worth in it
It is of course a factor to consider, but it isn't a particularly good argument.
It appears that nobody except you wants to do it. No argument is needed. :santa:
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Just because you have a bigger wang doesn't mean it gives you the right to be a completely clueless idiot.
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Just because you have a bigger wang doesn't mean it gives you the right to be a completely clueless idiot.
That has not yet been proven. As long as no pics are posted, it may never be proven. :zoinks:
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Just because you have a bigger wang doesn't mean it gives you the right to be a completely clueless idiot.
That has not yet been proven. As long as no pics are posted, it may never be proven. :zoinks:
For the love of all things holy and awkward... lets derail this thread!
It wasn't me, it was.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFldSKSCTkk#ws)
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George
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Does George, Link, and Farkus know how to flip the bird?
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About the idea I had the other day:
Why don't we establish an anonymous rating committee, only consisting of women, to verify the pictures and the length?
That way, no one can makes excuses.
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About the idea I had the other day:
Why don't we establish an anonymous rating committee, only consisting of women, to verify the pictures?
That way, no one can makes excuses.
No one needs to make excuses. The whole project appears to be a non-starter. :dunno:
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To the contrary, everyone made up reasons to bail out of the contest, such that I am gay and it is worthless, etc.
However, if no one but me participated I would naturally win.
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About the idea I had the other day:
Why don't we establish an anonymous rating committee, only consisting of women, to verify the pictures and the length?
That way, no one can makes excuses.
What do you mean we? Do you have a turd in your pocket?
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To the contrary, everyone made up reasons to bail out of the contest, such that I am gay and it is worthless, etc.
However, if no one but me participated I would naturally win.
The term bail out implies that we had at some point agreed to let you see our cocks. None of us ever agreed to participate in your Liberace gay contest ergo no bailing out is necessary.
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To the contrary, everyone made up reasons to bail out of the contest, such that I am gay and it is worthless, etc.
However, if no one but me participated I would naturally win.
There is no contest, only a daft idea designed to get you some porn that you could easily find elsewhere. :tard:
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:yawn:
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Well, the facts are now:
1. that I don't get to see any pictures (because women will verify the length anonymously) and therefore it cannot be about myself being gay or wanting to see penis pictures.
2. The only reason for you to not accept the call out is that you don't find it worth of your time
I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.
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Well, the facts are now:
1. that I don't get to see any pictures and therefore it cannot be about myself being gay or wanting to see penis pictures.
2. The only reason for you to not accept the call out is that you don't find it worth of your time
I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.
So you started this whole thread because you don't want to see penis pictures? Hey, cool, it worked! :tard:
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I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.
It would have been much simpler to just post a picture in a thread, but since you all seem to be super shy and ashamed of your genitals, I guess it can also work more discreetly.
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I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.
It would have been much simpler to just post a picture in a thread, but since you all seem to be super shy and ashamed of your genitals, I guess it can also work more discreetly.
So, PM them? Great idea! Hold your breath as you wait for the flood of penis pics to hit your inbox! :thumbup:
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We could either PM the pictures to the women directly, or I write a super simple PHP upload script (that even a monkey can verify not to be rigged) uploaded to free web hosting, then a female member can change the password and only those who have the password will be able to see the pictures.
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Possibly. It depends on the current social norms though. I imagine that two men about to fight and hurt each other would be, with nowadays anti-violence policy, appreciated to settle the issue with a penis length comparison instead. Because it shows courage to overcome emotional inhibitions for the greater good (which is not hurting people, which I don't agree with). Also this could be the case if two men had a long-lasting quarrel. But I guess as long as two men can physically fight against each other, penis comparisons are pretty superfluous.
DFGL, this is all about issues of a man with another man. How would you, personally, settle issues with a woman?
I'm just curious.
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We could either PM the pictures to the women directly, or I write a super simple PHP upload script (that even a monkey can verify not to be rigged) uploaded to free web hosting, then a female member can change the password and only those who have the password will be able to see the pictures.
:lol1:
I have no need what so ever to be in the jury about penis-length. So, you can count me out.
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I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.
No prior agreement = no bailing out. You are deliberately obfuscating with that rhetorical device you lying sack of shit.
I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.
What you say now in trying to worm out of your earlier statements is less important than the fact that you went to such great lengths to get cock pictures in the first place.
We could either PM the pictures to the women directly, or I write a super simple PHP upload script (that even a monkey can verify not to be rigged) uploaded to free web hosting, then a female member can change the password and only those who have the password will be able to see the pictures.
Or we can simply continue not humoring your incessant lust for penis pictures and let you seek out wiener pics elsewhere. I never bothered sending cock pictures out before and don't give a rusty fuck whether you like that decision or not.
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-_- Are you fucking desperate?
ARE YOU FUCKING DESPERATE!?!
How low can you get? Do you not have confidence with others at all?
I get the same-way sometimes, yet I don't go to the dumb lengths you do sometimes to prove a point.
Seriously....
Just stop being so creepy.
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No more weird excuses.
Here is the demo:
http://intensity-squared.atspace.cc (http://intensity-squared.atspace.cc)
index.php
<?php session_start();
require("secret.php");
$dummy = array();
if(isset($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]))
{
$thesize = getimagesize($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]);
$the_size = isset($thesize[0])?$thesize[0]:0;
}
else $the_size = 0;
if(!isset($_GET['action']))
{
echo '<div style="text-align: center; font-size: 24px">';
if(isset($_GET['success']) && in_array($_GET['success'], array("upload", "rating", "password_change"))) echo "<h3>".$_GET['success']." successful!</h3>";
echo '<a href="http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?action=view">rate pictures</a><p>';
if(!isset($_SESSION['passwd']) || $_SESSION['passwd'] !== $secretpw)
{
echo '<h3>Name the file after your username and upload</h3>';
echo '<form action="'.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'?action=upload" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data"><input type="file" name="file"><input type="submit" name="submit" value="Submit"></form><p><br>';
}
$ratez = array();
foreach($ratings as $kk => $vv) foreach($vv as $k => $v) $ratez[$k] = isset($ratez[$k])?$ratez[$k].", ".($v>0?round($v, 2)."cm":"invalid"):"".($v>0?round($v, 2)."cm":"invalid");
echo "<h2>Hall of fame</h2><table align='center' style='text-align: left'>";
foreach($ratez as $k => $v) echo "<tr><td>".$k.":</td><td>".$v."</td></tr>";
echo "</table>";
echo '</div>';
}
// check access to rating or viewing
else if($_GET['action'] === 'view' || $_GET['action'] === 'rate' || $_GET['action'] === 'changepw')
{
$_SESSION['passwd'] = isset($_POST['passwd'])?md5((isset($_POST['passwd'])?$_POST['passwd']:"")."SUPER SEcUr3 s4lt ASDF-+%"):$_SESSION['passwd'];
if($_SESSION['passwd'] !== $secretpw || ($_GET['action'] === 'changepw' && !isset($_POST['newpasswd'])))
{
if($_SESSION['passwd'] === $secretpw) { $text = "NEW password (must be 12 or more characters)"; $new = "new"; }
else { $new = ""; $text = "Current password"; }
echo '<form action="'.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'?action='.$_GET['action'].'" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">'.$text.': <input type="password" name="'.$new.'passwd"><input type="submit" name="submit" value="Submit"></form>';
exit(0);
}
$_SESSION['irated'] = isset($_SESSION['irated'])?$_SESSION['irated']:array();
if($_GET['action'] === 'changepw' && isset($_POST['newpasswd']))
{
if(strlen($_POST['newpasswd']) >= 12)
{
file_put_contents("./secret.php", preg_replace("/".$_SESSION['passwd']."/", md5($_POST['newpasswd']."SUPER SEcUr3 s4lt ASDF-+%"), file_get_contents("./secret.php")));
$_SESSION['passwd'] = md5($_POST['newpasswd']."SUPER SEcUr3 s4lt ASDF-+%");
header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']."/?success=password_change");
}
else echo "<h1>You did it wrong :'(</h1>";
}
else if($_GET['action'] === 'rate')
{
$irate = "";
foreach($cockpix as $k => $v)
{
if(!isset($_SESSION['irated'][$k]) && isset($_POST[$k.'unit']) && in_array($_POST[$k.'unit'], array('inch', 'cm')))
{
if(preg_match("/^[0-9]+$/", (isset($_POST[$k])?$_POST[$k]:"")) > 0) $length = floatval($_POST[$k]);
else $length = 0;
$irate .= "array('".$k."' => ".floatval($_POST[$k.'unit']==='cm'?$length:$length*2.54)."), \n";
}
if(isset($_POST[$k])) $_SESSION['irated'][$k] = 1;
}
file_put_contents("./secret.php", "<?php\n\$ratings = array(\n".$irate.substr(file_get_contents("./secret.php"), 24));
header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']."/?success=rating");
}
else
{
echo '<span style="text-align: center; font-size: 24px"><form action="'.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'?action=rate" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">';
foreach($cockpix as $k => $v) if(!isset($_SESSION['irated'][$k])) { echo '<img src="./'.$v.'"><br> Length: <input type="text" name="'.$k.'">
<select name="'.$k.'unit"><option value="cm">cm</option><option value="inch">inch</option></select> (leave empty = invalid picture or wrong method)<p><br><p><hr><p>'; $pics = 1; }
if(!isset($pics)) echo "<h3>nothing new to rate</h3>";
echo '<input type="submit" name="submit" value="Submit"></form></span>';
}
}
// only upload real images, checked by extension and image dimension and if not already 2x uploaded because of spam
else if(isset($_FILES["file"]) && $_FILES["file"]["error"] <= 0 && preg_match_all("/(jpg|jpeg|gif|png)$/i", $_FILES["file"]["name"], $dummy) > 0 && $the_size > 600 && (!isset($_SESSION['ishituploads']) || $_SESSION['ishituploads'] < 2) && !isset($cockpix[preg_replace("/([^a-zA-Z0-9\-_]+|jpg$|jpeg$|gif$|png$)/i", "", $_FILES["file"]["name"])]))
{
// write secret php file, with new array element, character filtered (so no hax possible) and real image file name md5 encoded from random TMP file string
file_put_contents("./secret.php", substr(file_get_contents("./secret.php"), 0, -6)."'".preg_replace("/([^a-zA-Z0-9\-_]+|jpg$|jpeg$|gif$|png$)/i", "", $_FILES["file"]["name"])."' => '".md5($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]).".jpg',\n"."); ?>\n");
move_uploaded_file($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"], md5($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]).".jpg");
$_SESSION['ishituploads'] = isset($_SESSION['ishituploads'])?$_SESSION['ishituploads']+1:1;
header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']."/?success=upload");
}
else echo "SOME KIND OF ERROR. Only upload jpg, gif, png, and small file size, must be > 600px wide. You can upload 2 or 3 images max (I can't count properly) and not file names from the list.";
secret.php
<?php
$ratings = array(
);
$secretpw = "405983cec61ef07b651f6e147c4c50e6";
$cockpix = array(
); ?>
I give someone the password for the hosting account and the script, no pictures to see.
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The current password for the rating is 555555555555 btw.
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You'll do anything to take your mind off your WDHD. :tard:
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Of course, there is no point in uploading anything if you already see someone who defeated you on the list.
Therefore it is reasonable to assume that your penis is smaller, if you are not on the list.
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But even if you were the biggest on the entire site, think of how many offsite might be bigger than you!
You'll just never know for sure, and the uncertainty will surely haunt you till the end of your days. :(
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Of course, there is always someone better somewhere.
But it doesn't make competition superfluous.
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To the contrary, everyone made up reasons to bail out of the contest, such that I am gay and it is worthless, etc.
However, if no one but me participated I would naturally win.
The term bail out implies that we had at some point agreed to let you see our cocks. None of us ever agreed to participate in your Liberace gay contest ergo no bailing out is necessary.
PPK is right.
Would you win a competition of one? I think there is a good chance you would get first place.
In your group of one, you have the biggest penis. Congrats.
Well, the facts are now:
1. that I don't get to see any pictures (because women will verify the length anonymously) and therefore it cannot be about myself being gay or wanting to see penis pictures.
2. The only reason for you to not accept the call out is that you don't find it worth of your time
I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.
Who was actually in your competition (NOT who did you want to be in your competition) and who therefore bailed out of something they were actually in? I could accuse you of "bailing out" of things you were not in too, but it would be dishonest.
I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.
It would have been much simpler to just post a picture in a thread, but since you all seem to be super shy and ashamed of your genitals, I guess it can also work more discreetly.
No simpler is not to humour you. That is simple and arguing you is more fun
No more weird excuses.
Here is the demo:
The excuses are not weird, you are weird for not comprehending at this point that none of us are going to do what you are insisting we should. THAT is weird as it gets.
Your justifications are weird excuses.
Now just so we are all on the same page keep nodding your head.
I am a man. I am a Father of two kids. I know what my penis is and what to do with it. I have no hang ups with sex. It is bloody good fun and a great way to connect with someone you are mutually attracted to.
I have no issue with size as I was a nerdy kid and quickly as a teen worked out that my dick was about the average length according to studies of average male length, when I was a teenager. I did not measure it but I knew it was at that time about the right ballpark. I figure girls were not going to run in fear or howl in laughter and strangely I felt empowered and comforted by that thought. So as I finished puberty I added length and thickness to it and that did not bother me either.
What i did not have the slightest interest in is to compare my dick to others. I KNOW there are guys with tiny dicks around and guys that are really big, why do I care?
I am a long standing member here and not the slightest bit interested in gracing the people here with my penis. I am happy in keeping private things private and public things public.
The whole you are just shy, or ashamed, is just bullshit. Isn't it? I have no issue in showing my dick to any sexual partner. I am not shy but I do believe in propriety.
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Of course, there is always someone better somewhere.
But it doesn't make competition superfluous.
No but insisting on a competition that everyone but you thinks is superfluous is superfluous
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Well, the situation is that this is a call out and all you do is to entirely reject to participate, for whatever emotional or pragmatical reasons you have. You even make up excuses, such that I am gay, to supposedly invalidate the whole call out. But the truth is that anyone can take a picture and anyone has a ruler. It is probably less effort than the response you just wrote me. There is nothing in the way, other than your own refusal.
On the exact same basis, you could have rejected all the call outs here, because what the other person thinks is stupid, not worth it, intellectually inferior, etc.
As far as I understand, this is not how it works.
But no one can force you to do anything of course. If I am on that list and no one else, the situation is that participation was rejected more likely in anticipation of failure than because of concerns or other obstacles. Being lazy and uninterested equally doesn't exempt you from the conclusion.
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Well, the situation is that this is a call out and all you do is to entirely reject to participate, for whatever emotional or pragmatical reasons you have. You even make up excuses, such that I am gay, to supposedly invalidate the whole call out. But the truth is that anyone can take a picture and anyone has a ruler. It is probably less effort than the response you just wrote me. There is nothing in the way, other than your own refusal.
On the exact same basis, you could have rejected all the call outs here, because what the other person thinks is stupid, not worth it, intellectually inferior, etc.
As far as I understand, this is not how it works.
But no one can force you to do anything of course. If I am on that list and no one else, the situation is that participation was rejected more likely in anticipation of failure than because of concerns or other obstacles. Being lazy and uninterested equally doesn't exempt you from the conclusion.
You understand callouts incorrectly. I could not do a callout telling you that you have to do bungee jumping or you are going to lose the callout. Callouts are not about that in the slightest and you know this too because you have the other callouts (that are debates and NOT requests to go doing this for the other party) to compare to.
I mean you are not that ignorant or stupid so why are you pretending that your request for men to post dick flicks is a callout to be entertained (or even in fact a callout at all)?
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(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSI51b2VNgW51ULOu_mPW9WDZErWDm9NglS4Dn6_c_8qepaHjP)
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I thought it was about who has the biggest Spider-penis
(http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/lol+spiderman+thread+_c61d7993e5fb308954e6594947fc3cde.jpg)
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnV6wuaHpdHAJTHAUMwol-W4Bf-YpJWxR0dfRWP8HfOz5R-7MN)
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(http://narwhaler.com/original/po/d/lol-clearly-trippin-my-balls-off-spiderman-PodxGS.jpg)
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(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDdJC9ezXovsOdU7JBIr9VKUqUlc-itWo022C7WssUwGHl1UFACg)
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Well, the situation is that this is a call out and all you do is to entirely reject to participate, for whatever emotional or pragmatical reasons you have. You even make up excuses, such that I am gay, to supposedly invalidate the whole call out. But the truth is that anyone can take a picture and anyone has a ruler. It is probably less effort than the response you just wrote me. There is nothing in the way, other than your own refusal.
On the exact same basis, you could have rejected all the call outs here, because what the other person thinks is stupid, not worth it, intellectually inferior, etc.
As far as I understand, this is not how it works.
But no one can force you to do anything of course. If I am on that list and no one else, the situation is that participation was rejected more likely in anticipation of failure than because of concerns or other obstacles. Being lazy and uninterested equally doesn't exempt you from the conclusion.
a) It's not what callouts are about. You might want to read some old ones to get a feel for them and why they happen.
b) Nobody here is interested in your moronic ideas, except to make fun of them and make fun of you.
/shrugs
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Well, the situation is that this is a call out and all you do is to entirely reject to participate, for whatever emotional or pragmatical reasons you have. You even make up excuses, such that I am gay, to supposedly invalidate the whole call out. But the truth is that anyone can take a picture and anyone has a ruler. It is probably less effort than the response you just wrote me. There is nothing in the way, other than your own refusal.
The situation is that a creepy felcher is @ I2 wanting dick pics from the male members of the site. It is no more complicated than that.
On the exact same basis, you could have rejected all the call outs here, because what the other person thinks is stupid, not worth it, intellectually inferior, etc.
On the basis of some degenerate besides yourself wanting pics of my cock they will get the same answer you have gotten.
As far as I understand, this is not how it works.
Swapping dick pics is not the point of I2. If it was I would not have bothered joining.
But no one can force you to do anything of course. If I am on that list and no one else, the situation is that participation was rejected more likely in anticipation of failure than because of concerns or other obstacles. Being lazy and uninterested equally doesn't exempt you from the conclusion.
It means that you should join http://www.mensize.com/index.html (http://www.mensize.com/index.html) if you are not already a member there. They even share your interest in ejaculation control.
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Helpful and concise. :plus:
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Helpful and concise. :plus:
Mr. Frankenstein is all about helping. He embodies what is best about the internet. :police:
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One time I stuck a turd back in my ass, and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth.
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One time I stuck a turd back in my ass, and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth.
You and your woman are too much alike. :laugh:
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One time I stuck a turd back in my ass, and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth.
You and your woman are too much alike. :laugh:
He's my bear. <3
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You're so romantic, the two of you.
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Mhm. ;)
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Did McJagger win this one too?
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:dunno:
Did you lose something?
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I have never won much...
most money I ever won was 20 krones, from those lottery cards you scrape w a coin. I've won 20 krones a few times...
In slot machines my record is 7 krones.
I've won some board games. Like... monopoly...
I was among the winners in a elementary school-wide traffic design competition once, and had my idea implemented: A long, tall dividing wall, shielding residential areas from the noise and smoke from the nearby freeway. Originally, that was not my idea, as I intended the separation wall to divide the world in two: Humanity in small pockets, walled in, to prevent more harm to be done on nature.
But I was proud enough anyway.
I won a bicycle helmet, and I got to pose with the other winners.
I am the only jackass on the photo with the helmet on the wrong way.
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Did McJagger win this one too?
Probably.
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Did McJagger win this one too?
Jack is being cruel, by not appreciating karma.
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I have never won much...
most money I ever won was 20 krones, from those lottery cards you scrape w a coin. I've won 20 krones a few times...
In slot machines my record is 7 krones.
I've won some board games. Like... monopoly...
I was among the winners in a elementary school-wide traffic design competition once, and had my idea implemented: A long, tall dividing wall, shielding residential areas from the noise and smoke from the nearby freeway. Originally, that was not my idea, as I intended the separation wall to divide the world in two: Humanity in small pockets, walled in, to prevent more harm to be done on nature.
But I was proud enough anyway.
I won a bicycle helmet, and I got to pose with the other winners.
I am the only jackass on the photo with the helmet on the wrong way.
Zegh, you won the mind of a genius in my book. I'm always impressed or entertained by what you have to say. Smart dude.
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
OH MY GOD, WHO THE HELL CARES? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18PbwYdjsps#)
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
What's he on about now?
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
What's he on about now?
Comparing dicks again.
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
What's he on about now?
Comparing dicks again.
He does seem to like dicks doesn't he, odd he asks about attracting women but is asking for dick pictures makes ya wonder which he really wants :apondering:
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
What's he on about now?
Comparing dicks again.
He does seem to like dicks doesn't he, odd he asks about attracting women but is asking for dick pictures makes ya wonder which he really wants :apondering:
Probably wants amateur dick shots so he can act like they're his in chat rooms and get the cybersex.
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
It's not November 1st. :M
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
:orly:
When you say that "it all ends", does that mean that you're leaving?
I don't think that anyone here is interested in your self-proclaimed victory.
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It doesn't matter, because I'm not listening until November 1st. :M
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It doesn't matter, because I'm not listening until November 1st. :M
Until November 1st, Jack will be listening to a selection of musical numbers. :headphones:
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
You are a bigger dick than the rest of us. That's what you wanted, right?
Bye.
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
BBQ time?
How to fill and tie Sausages (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33m3TNet-sQ#)
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Only 4 days left until the moment of truth. Is there someone audacious enough to forfeit my self-proclaimed victory?
It all ends on Sunday. Be prepared.
BBQ time?
How to fill and tie Sausages (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33m3TNet-sQ#)
:plus: Hykie you fucking crack me up. :hyke: :thumbup:
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Ever had texas style BBQ? Hykes? The dry rub kid?
Oh man... :autism: ITS GOOOD. I might actually be able to get fat on that shit.
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Now I'm hungry. :(
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I'm going to try and make texas bbq. I just have to do the proper research and find some recipes that sound authentic and tasty.
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I'm going to try and make texas bbq. I just have to do the proper research and find some recipes that sound authentic and tasty.
Texas barbeque would be a very manly addition to your manly cooking thread.
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Seriously...a pecker checker thread? ::)
:LOL:
For under $25 you can get one in purple at Amazon, with free shipping and batteries included...and there's no wondering where it's been. :zoinks:
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Seriously...a pecker checker thread? ::)
:LOL:
For under $25 you can get one in purple at Amazon, with free shipping and batteries included...and there's no wondering where it's been. :zoinks:
But can you get a long one? :tard:
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Seriously...a pecker checker thread? ::)
:LOL:
For under $25 you can get one in purple at Amazon, with free shipping and batteries included...and there's no wondering where it's been. :zoinks:
But can you get a long one? :tard:
Why would it have to be long? To cater DFGL's insecure needs?
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So he can get one from Amazon instead of bitching about it here.
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So he can get one from Amazon instead of bitching about it here.
He doesn't even have to buy them. He can just watch and perv. They may have more colours than just purple too.
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So he can get one from Amazon instead of bitching about it here.
He doesn't even have to buy them. He can just watch and perv. They may have more colours than just purple too.
And the dimensions are given right there, in the specs. No need for a committee.
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