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Title: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 11:25:35 AM

Indeed. I was told he was quite the deadbeat.

^^^about my cousin^^^


I noticed this in another thread and thought I should put the record straight about my cousin. He reads the site but I don't think he's noticed that yet, and I'd hate for him to think I've came on here badmouthing him.
I know people are only responding to things I've said about him, but I worry that I've given people the totally wrong idea about him.
He did have a problem with drugs but that seems to be mostly behind him now. He is an undianosed aspie and a lot of his problem was that he didn't handle moving away from his friends in Scotland very well, and then having to spend a lot of his time looking after his ill gran. He has put a lot of effort into sorting out his life, and mistakes he's made in the past shouldn't be held against him.
He definately isn't a deadbeat. He has a very succesfull business, and a lot of good things in his life. He is a good person, he helps anyone he can. He's helped me hugely and if it wasn't for him I don't know what state my life would be in now.

I grew up with no money, and crap parents who I have almost no contact with now. They resented the fact that I was different to other kids. My dad in particular is obsessed with being normal and fitting in. I had next to no relationship with them at all when I was growing up. I left school at 15 with no qualifications because I couldn't take the bullying.
My Dads brother (my cousins dad) is very different to my dad. They are both almost certainly undiagnosed aspies, but he is a much cooler guy. He hated the way my parents treated me, and so he and his wife treated me like their own child. They brought me on hollidays, he brought me and my cousin to the football almost every week. They were much more like parents to me than my real parents ever were, and my cousin was far more of a sibling than my sisters were.
My aunt's parents are extremely wealthy. When my cousin was young his parents started buying him derelect flats for him to renovate and rent out so that he'd always have a good income, and never have to worry about money. He made a good job of it and made a succesful business out of it.
When I was 15 I moved out of my parents and moved in with my aunt and uncle. At the time I thought I wanted to live by myself, and so for my 16th birthday my cousin bought me a rundown house in a lovely area and he renovated it with me. I lived in it for a while, but I wasn't really happy living by myself so he told me I could move in with him, and he helped me rent out my house. He knew I had no qualifications or decent job prospects, so he bought me another 2 flats to renovate and rent out so that I'd never need to struggle in life. At this time his parents were still buying more flats for him. He persuaded his parents that it would be better if they started buying flats for me instead, because I needed the help more than he did, and because he felt it would be better for me if I had a good income rather that relying on him and his parents. He also taught me how to do all the work on the flats, and was always there to give me money if things ran over budget.
I hate to even imagine what my life would be like if he hadn't helped me the way he did. At best I'd probably have went from one deadend job to another, at worst I'd probably be spending my life on benefits.
He can be an annoying bastard, and sometimes I just want to jump up and down on his head, but most folk on here have probably felt like that about their siblings at times. He's also the person I'm closest to in the world, and the person I'd find it hardest to live without. He's the only person that knows just about everything about me. He was the first person I told I was gay. When someone pisses you off it's easy to come on here and sound off, but I never meant to make him sound a bad person.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 06, 2010, 12:49:06 PM
Yes, don't bite the hand that feeds.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 06, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
How insensitive of me. My apologies, cousin. She loves you.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 02:41:52 PM
You did not tell the whole story, Butterflies, only the BORING parts. I'd like to hear about the part where you fucked your cousin and was sexually molested by your dad. :zoinks: Come on, now. Don't be shy. You must be pretty damn good at scissoring if your cousin keeps on buying you things and wanted you to live with her. Wooooowwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

And they said that the Southeastern U.S.A. is full of inbreds. HAH! I bet that little country you live in that's shaped like Queen Elizabeth's vagina and smells like it... uh... what was it? Oh yeah! England! I bet England has a lot of gay cousins that fuck each other. I would use the word "fags", but to Brit-shits, it means "cigarette". So every time a Brit-shit smokes, he or she would be sucking a cock in the U.S.A.! Hahahahaha! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 06, 2010, 02:45:18 PM
You did not tell the whole story, Butterflies, only the BORING parts. I'd like to hear about the part where you fucked your cousin and was sexually molested by your dad. :zoinks: Come on, now. Don't be shy. You must be pretty damn good at scissoring if your cousin keeps on buying you things and wanted you to live with her. Wooooowwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

And they said that the Southeastern U.S.A. is full of inbreds. HAH! I bet that little country you live in that's shaped like Queen Elizabeth's vagina and smells like it... uh... what was it? Oh yeah! England! I bet England has a lot of gay cousins that fuck each other. I would use the word "fags", but to Brit-shits, it means "cigarette". So every time a Brit-shit smokes, he or she would be sucking a cock in the U.S.A.! Hahahahaha! :evillaugh:

She lives in autstrailia, and her cousin is male. Also fuck off, duke. You're just mad because we're counter-bullying you. Don't be such a pussy.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 02:57:10 PM
You did not tell the whole story, Butterflies, only the BORING parts. I'd like to hear about the part where you fucked your cousin and was sexually molested by your dad. :zoinks: Come on, now. Don't be shy. You must be pretty damn good at scissoring if your cousin keeps on buying you things and wanted you to live with her. Wooooowwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

And they said that the Southeastern U.S.A. is full of inbreds. HAH! I bet that little country you live in that's shaped like Queen Elizabeth's vagina and smells like it... uh... what was it? Oh yeah! England! I bet England has a lot of gay cousins that fuck each other. I would use the word "fags", but to Brit-shits, it means "cigarette". So every time a Brit-shit smokes, he or she would be sucking a cock in the U.S.A.! Hahahahaha! :evillaugh:

She lives in autstrailia, and her cousin is male. Also fuck off, duke. You're just mad because we're counter-bullying you. Don't be such a pussy.

Buck-toothed Brit-shit fag-sucking cockheads. Boomerang-throwing Kangaroo Jack motherfuckers. What's the difference?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 03:13:41 PM
How insensitive of me. My apologies, cousin. She loves you.

Don't worry about it, it's not your fault. I just realized that my moaning about him had given people the wrong idea. Don't get me wrong, he's one annoying bastard, but I never meant to paint him as a jerk or a deadbeat. Plus, I'd hate for him to read something and get the impression that I hated him.


She lives in autstrailia, and her cousin is male. Also fuck off, duke. You're just mad because we're counter-bullying you. Don't be such a pussy.

Thanks Rage, although I'm Scottish and I live in N.Ireland.


And they said that the Southeastern U.S.A. is full of inbreds. HAH! I bet that little country you live in that's shaped like Queen Elizabeth's vagina and smells like it... uh... what was it? Oh yeah! England! I bet England has a lot of gay cousins that fuck each other. I would use the word "fags", but to Brit-shits, it means "cigarette". So every time a Brit-shit smokes, he or she would be sucking a cock in the U.S.A.! Hahahahaha! :evillaugh:

I'm Scottish, we're really not too keen on the English either.


You did not tell the whole story, Butterflies, only the BORING parts. I'd like to hear about the part where you fucked your cousin and was sexually molested by your dad. :zoinks: Come on, now. Don't be shy. You must be pretty damn good at scissoring if your cousin keeps on buying you things and wanted you to live with her. Wooooowwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


If you find incest so exciting, why don't you go and speak to your parents? I'm sure they've got some interesting tales to tell, you inbred fuck. :duh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 03:15:40 PM
Does that mean you would fuck me? :zoinks: Gimmie gimmie gimmie!
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 06, 2010, 03:16:12 PM
You did not tell the whole story, Butterflies, only the BORING parts. I'd like to hear about the part where you fucked your cousin and was sexually molested by your dad. :zoinks: Come on, now. Don't be shy. You must be pretty damn good at scissoring if your cousin keeps on buying you things and wanted you to live with her. Wooooowwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

And they said that the Southeastern U.S.A. is full of inbreds. HAH! I bet that little country you live in that's shaped like Queen Elizabeth's vagina and smells like it... uh... what was it? Oh yeah! England! I bet England has a lot of gay cousins that fuck each other. I would use the word "fags", but to Brit-shits, it means "cigarette". So every time a Brit-shit smokes, he or she would be sucking a cock in the U.S.A.! Hahahahaha! :evillaugh:
Didn't Lot from your holy book fuck  :missionary: his own daughters a pretend that it was because of the booze.  :aff:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 03:18:49 PM
Does that mean you would fuck me? :zoinks: Gimmie gimmie gimmie!

Yeah, if I was going to turn straight it would definately be for you :booty:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
Does that mean you would fuck me? :zoinks: Gimmie gimmie gimmie!

Yeah, if I was going to turn straight it would definately be for you :booty:

Nah, you ain't gay. If you were gay, you would not be fucking your cousin. I think girls who say they are lesbian are just using it as an excuse not to relate with me.

But I digress. They can get beaten with a baseball bat for all I care. I would never do such a thing to a lady! ::)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 03:37:56 PM


Oh, look. An Atheist. A person who does not have any faith in God and is unwilling to follow the teachings of the Holy Bible. Well, I guess your life does not hold any meaning, now, does it? :zoinks:

Sin away! We shall see who is wrong at the end, Pikachu!





Nah, you ain't gay. If you were gay, you would not be fucking your cousin. I think girls who say they are lesbian are just using it as an excuse not to relate with me.

But I digress. They can get beaten with a baseball bat for all I care. I would never do such a thing to a lady! ::)


How do you think the baby jesus feels about your behaviour on the internet? Mocking me, the poor innocent victim of sexual abuse. I'm not religious, but as far as I know that would be a major sin. :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 04:49:32 PM


Oh, look. An Atheist. A person who does not have any faith in God and is unwilling to follow the teachings of the Holy Bible. Well, I guess your life does not hold any meaning, now, does it? :zoinks:

Sin away! We shall see who is wrong at the end, Pikachu!





Nah, you ain't gay. If you were gay, you would not be fucking your cousin. I think girls who say they are lesbian are just using it as an excuse not to relate with me.

But I digress. They can get beaten with a baseball bat for all I care. I would never do such a thing to a lady! ::)


How do you think the baby jesus feels about your behaviour on the internet? Mocking me, the poor innocent victim of sexual abuse. I'm not religious, but as far as I know that would be a major sin. :thumbdn:

Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 05:06:26 PM

Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? :zoinks:

I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.
Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 05:56:33 PM

Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? :zoinks:

I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.
Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?

I think homosexuality is wrong when you are just using it as an excuse not to "get with me". :hahaha:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 06:01:43 PM
Judy: YOU'RE an abomination in the eyes of us, and our opinion counts far more than some fictitious spirit.

Fuck, if want to delve into spirits, you'd be better off drinking.

Go for it Butterflies, you and your cousin seem to be really close (and I mean in a familial way, not what Judy is blabbering about).
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 06:13:47 PM
I am an abomination in the eyes of God, and His opinion counts infinitely more than the opinions of some heathens!

I have no spirit because I have devoted my life to sinful pleasures.

Go for it Butterflies, you and your cousin seem to be really close (in the romantic sense, like what Judy was talking about)

Finally. Someone around here is being HONEST! That's what I like. Honesty! Not lies or deception. For that, I might give you a P-r-r-r-r-r-ooooomotion!!! :2thumbsup:

...not!
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 06:27:49 PM
I am an abomination in the eyes of God, and His opinion counts infinitely more than the opinions of some heathens!

I have no spirit because I have devoted my life to sinful pleasures.

Go for it Butterflies, you and your cousin seem to be really close (in the romantic sense, like what Judy was talking about)

Finally. Someone around here is being HONEST! That's what I like. Honesty! Not lies or deception. For that, I might give you a P-r-r-r-r-r-ooooomotion!!! :2thumbsup:

...not!

Hey shit for brains, can't even do anything original. My tampering was at least funny. Yours is just a pathetic attempt to make out like your 'one of the many'. Thank Buddha your one of the few.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
Judy: I really wanted to hate you, but I'm finding it hard. I don't think you really believe any of the crap you write on this site. I think you're just a very immature guy who has a very empty life and tries to fill it by attempting to wind up people on the internet because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12. I bet in real life you're a total mummys boy and have a truly pathetic existance.
If it makes your life feel that little bit less worthless then please feel free to try and wind me up. I'm pretty thick skinned and I really don't mind being teased on the internet, at least it gives me something to reply to.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 06, 2010, 07:09:55 PM
because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12.
That's why we love him too!
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 06, 2010, 07:12:21 PM
Argueing about God is lol.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 06, 2010, 07:13:06 PM

Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? :zoinks:

I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.
Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?

I think homosexuality is wrong when you are just using it as an excuse not to "get with me". :hahaha:

You're not supposed to "get with" ANYONE outside of marriage, as you should know, being a Christian. That would be fornication.  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 07:13:53 PM
Argueing about God is lol.

I know. Especially when they get their backs up and bash the pulpit.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 06, 2010, 07:15:03 PM
That's just funny. Was talking about you and Judy.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 07:16:50 PM

Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? :zoinks:

I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.
Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?

I think homosexuality is wrong when you are just using it as an excuse not to "get with me". :hahaha:

You're not supposed to "get with" ANYONE outside of marriage, as you should know, being a Christian. That would be fornication.  :facepalm2:

Nor is he meant to swear, cuss, abuse, show pride, whatever. Turn the other cheek, but after his arse has been kicked several times, those cheeks might want to stay where they are.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 06, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
From Butterfly, "Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12."

The first time I read it I thought it said I2, meaning Intensity Squared.  In either case it's about right.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 07:29:37 PM
Judy: I really wanted to hate you, but I'm finding it hard. I don't think you really believe any of the crap you write on this site. I think you're just a very immature guy who has a very empty life and tries to fill it by attempting to wind up people on the internet because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12. I bet in real life you're a total mummys boy and have a truly pathetic existance.
If it makes your life feel that little bit less worthless then please feel free to try and wind me up. I'm pretty thick skinned and I really don't mind being teased on the internet, at least it gives me something to reply to.

So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN! :viking:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 06, 2010, 07:30:45 PM
Judy: I really wanted to hate you, but I'm finding it hard. I don't think you really believe any of the crap you write on this site. I think you're just a very immature guy who has a very empty life and tries to fill it by attempting to wind up people on the internet because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12. I bet in real life you're a total mummys boy and have a truly pathetic existance.
If it makes your life feel that little bit less worthless then please feel free to try and wind me up. I'm pretty thick skinned and I really don't mind being teased on the internet, at least it gives me something to reply to.

So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN! :viking:

We don't want you to concede we want you to grow up.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 07:35:47 PM

So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN! :viking:

I take it I was right about your pathetic life then.
I'm sure if you looked through my old posts you'd find plenty of stuff to wind me up about. It might even give you a chance to display some more of your dazzling wit.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 06, 2010, 07:36:32 PM

So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN! :viking:

I take it I was right about your pathetic life then.
I'm sure if you looked through my old posts you'd find plenty of stuff to wind me up about. It might even give you a chance to display some more of your dazzling wit.

don't you mean "fizzling wit'?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 07:39:10 PM

So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN! :viking:

I take it I was right about your pathetic life then.
I'm sure if you looked through my old posts you'd find plenty of stuff to wind me up about. It might even give you a chance to display some more of your dazzling wit.

don't you mean "fizzling wit'?

Bugger sauteeing him, I prefer him flame grilled.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 06, 2010, 08:37:17 PM
I think Duke's pic should be circulated around various *ehemm* websites. :orly:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
I think Duke's pic should be circulated around various *ehemm* websites. :orly:

Definitely. With emphasis on those teeth.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
I think Duke's pic should be circulated around various *ehemm* websites. :orly:

Definitely. With emphasis on those teeth.

If anyone has it they should post it here. I wouldn't mind getting a proper look at that handsome devil :thumbup:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 08:46:33 PM
I think Duke's pic should be circulated around various *ehemm* websites. :orly:

Definitely. With emphasis on those teeth.

If anyone has it they should post it here. I wouldn't mind getting a proper look at that handsome devil :thumbup:

(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/Picture97.jpg)

Done.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 08:51:19 PM
OMFG. No wonder he's got such low self-esteem. Are they his real teeth or did some sick fucker photoshop them on? He even looks retarded. I kind of feel bad arguing with him now.
It says a lot when he can sit there proudly holding his moobs and it's not even the second most disturbing thing about the photo.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 08:54:03 PM
OMFG. No wonder he's got such low self-esteem. Are they his real teeth or did some sick fucker photoshop them on? He even looks retarded. I kind of feel bad arguing with him now.
It says a lot when he can sit there proudly holding his moobs and it's not even the second most disturbing thing about the photo.


You're not wrong there. He posted the pic in a thread about 'I2 closing down'.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 08:57:53 PM

You're not wrong there. He posted the pic in a thread about 'I2 closing down'.

I know this sounds a bit sick but if either of his parents had one ounce of decency they would have drowned him at birth. I bet they spend every waking hour wishing they had.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 09:02:23 PM

You're not wrong there. He posted the pic in a thread about 'I2 closing down'.

I know this sounds a bit sick but if either of his parents had one ounce of decency they would have drowned him at birth. I bet they spend every waking hour wishing they had.

Clearly you are not autistic. What the Hell are you doing here anyways, typical judgmental ignorant NT bitch? Go away! I despise your kind, straight, Lesbian, bisexual, whatever! :finger:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 09:05:10 PM

You're not wrong there. He posted the pic in a thread about 'I2 closing down'.

I know this sounds a bit sick but if either of his parents had one ounce of decency they would have drowned him at birth. I bet they spend every waking hour wishing they had.

Clearly you are not autistic. What the Hell are you doing here anyways, typical judgmental ignorant NT bitch? Go away! I despise your kind, straight, Lesbian, bisexual, whatever! :finger:

Oh shit, it's now the 'you're not autistic' defence. Why don't you declare Godwin's Law and kill the thread off altogether?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 09:08:34 PM

You're not wrong there. He posted the pic in a thread about 'I2 closing down'.

I know this sounds a bit sick but if either of his parents had one ounce of decency they would have drowned him at birth. I bet they spend every waking hour wishing they had.

Clearly you are not autistic. What the Hell are you doing here anyways, typical judgmental ignorant NT bitch? Go away! I despise your kind, straight, Lesbian, bisexual, whatever! :finger:

You shouldn't give it if you can't take it. In the time I've been on this site I've never said a bad word to anyone else because nobody's been nasty to me.
And BTW, apparantly I am mildly aspie.
You really can't go slagging people off and not expect them to retaliate.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 09:17:21 PM
Butteflies is having sex with her cousin. Waht's going on?

Learn to spell, you birdbrain! You can't even spell "what" correctly. And at least I have the respect to spell Butterflies's name correctly. ::)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 09:19:08 PM
Butteflies is having sex with her cousin. Waht's going on?

I'm not. That prat Judy was just talking crap to get a reaction out of me. And when I did react he went away crying.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 09:21:19 PM
Butteflies is having sex with her cousin. Waht's going on?

I'm not. That prat Judy was just talking crap to get a reaction out of me. And when I did react he went away crying.

No I did not "went away crying". I'm still here and I am NOT shedding a single tear! No Lesbian makes a straight man cry! :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 09:23:45 PM
Butteflies is having sex with her cousin. Waht's going on?

I'm not. That prat Judy was just talking crap to get a reaction out of me. And when I did react he went away crying.

No I did not "went away crying". I'm still here and I am NOT shedding a single tear! No Lesbian makes a straight man cry! :wanker:

Yes, you are still here, aren't you. You just keep coming back for more.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 09:24:28 PM
Butteflies is having sex with her cousin. Waht's going on?

I'm not. That prat Judy was just talking crap to get a reaction out of me. And when I did react he went away crying.

Do you have sexual fantasies for your cousin?

No, she doesn't.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 09:24:41 PM


Clearly you are not autistic. What the Hell are you doing here anyways, typical judgmental ignorant NT bitch? Go away! I despise your kind, straight, Lesbian, bisexual, whatever! :finger:

I would hardly say you handled it well. That looked suspiciously like a hissy-fit to me :hahaha:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 09:26:19 PM

Do you have sexual fantasies for your cousin?

No, I'm gay. My cousin's a guy. I do however have sexual fantasies about my best friend.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 09:26:56 PM
Butteflies is having sex with her cousin. Waht's going on?

I'm not. That prat Judy was just talking crap to get a reaction out of me. And when I did react he went away crying.

Do you have sexual fantasies for your cousin?

No, she doesn't.

Oh YES she does!
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 09:27:42 PM


Clearly you are not autistic. What the Hell are you doing here anyways, typical judgmental ignorant NT bitch? Go away! I despise your kind, straight, Lesbian, bisexual, whatever! :finger:

I would hardly say you handled it well. That looked suspiciously like a hissy-fit to me :hahaha:

it's been posted before, but WTF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPO2gJU4aI
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 09:37:25 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Eclair on September 06, 2010, 10:06:59 PM

Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? :zoinks:

I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.
Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?

I think homosexuality is wrong when you are just using it as an excuse not to "get with me". :hahaha:

You're not supposed to "get with" ANYONE outside of marriage, as you should know, being a Christian. That would be fornication.  :facepalm2:

Judy is a Christian?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 06, 2010, 10:10:00 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?
:rofl: Good shot Butterflies.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 10:37:08 PM
As Jim Bakker said, 'fuck religion, I'm only in it for the money'.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 06, 2010, 10:37:58 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?

His Dad (Biological) is a bum and a lazy arsehole. His Mum is cold and did not want him. His Foster Mum is the only one he feels close to and  is too ineffectual to motivate his lazy arse and he is fast falling into the same patterns as his Father. All he has to do now is age a bit and find a dumb girl, have a child and call it Duke Nukem and the pattern will be repeated.

In answer yes I think his Dad will likely be more self-loathing than Judy and probably get some smug satisfaction that his son has wound up as hopeless as him. So sort of proud.

Judy has the bible in the meantime and a bunch of morals to cling to. Beats the hell out of having to make an effort to change himself. He rather hope that the world will change around him and become accepting of him. It won't and he will just become the loser he is but will be older and more seasoned in fail.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 06, 2010, 10:39:53 PM
 :thumbup: That sounds plausible Sir_Les.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 06, 2010, 10:46:07 PM


His Dad (Biological) is a bum and a lazy arsehole. His Mum is cold and did not want him. His Foster Mum is the only one he feels close to and  is too ineffectual to motivate his lazy arse and he is fast falling into the same patterns as his Father. All he has to do now is age a bit and find a dumb girl, have a child and call it Duke Nukem and the pattern will be repeated.

In answer yes I think his Dad will likely be more self-loathing than Judy and probably get some smug satisfaction that his son has wound up as hopeless as him. So sort of proud.

Judy has the bible in the meantime and a bunch of morals to cling to. Beats the hell out of having to make an effort to change himself. He rather hope that the world will change around him and become accepting of him. It won't and he will just become the loser he is but will be older and more seasoned in fail.

:thumbup: That sounds plausible Sir_Les.

I think it sounds plausible too, he's clearly lacking guidance of some sort. Looks like he's trying to find it in religion. The guy''s a total dick, but in a way it's hard not to feel sorry for him.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Eclair on September 06, 2010, 10:46:28 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?

His Dad (Biological) is a bum and a lazy arsehole. His Mum is cold and did not want him. His Foster Mum is the only one he feels close to and  is too ineffectual to motivate his lazy arse and he is fast falling into the same patterns as his Father. All he has to do now is age a bit and find a dumb girl, have a child and call it Duke Nukem and the pattern will be repeated.

In answer yes I think his Dad will likely be more self-loathing than Judy and probably get some smug satisfaction that his son has wound up as hopeless as him. So sort of proud.

Judy has the bible in the meantime and a bunch of morals to cling to. Beats the hell out of having to make an effort to change himself. He rather hope that the world will change around him and become accepting of him. It won't and he will just become the loser he is but will be older and more seasoned in fail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....but is he a Christian??
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 06, 2010, 10:49:34 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?

His Dad (Biological) is a bum and a lazy arsehole. His Mum is cold and did not want him. His Foster Mum is the only one he feels close to and  is too ineffectual to motivate his lazy arse and he is fast falling into the same patterns as his Father. All he has to do now is age a bit and find a dumb girl, have a child and call it Duke Nukem and the pattern will be repeated.

In answer yes I think his Dad will likely be more self-loathing than Judy and probably get some smug satisfaction that his son has wound up as hopeless as him. So sort of proud.

Judy has the bible in the meantime and a bunch of morals to cling to. Beats the hell out of having to make an effort to change himself. He rather hope that the world will change around him and become accepting of him. It won't and he will just become the loser he is but will be older and more seasoned in fail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....but is he a Christian??
He says so, so I will take his word on it. I don't want to fall into a No True Christian Phallu fallacy.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 10:52:40 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?

His Dad (Biological) is a bum and a lazy arsehole. His Mum is cold and did not want him. His Foster Mum is the only one he feels close to and  is too ineffectual to motivate his lazy arse and he is fast falling into the same patterns as his Father. All he has to do now is age a bit and find a dumb girl, have a child and call it Duke Nukem and the pattern will be repeated.

In answer yes I think his Dad will likely be more self-loathing than Judy and probably get some smug satisfaction that his son has wound up as hopeless as him. So sort of proud.

Judy has the bible in the meantime and a bunch of morals to cling to. Beats the hell out of having to make an effort to change himself. He rather hope that the world will change around him and become accepting of him. It won't and he will just become the loser he is but will be older and more seasoned in fail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....but is he a Christian??

Yes.... one with a hardon for Jesus.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 11:09:01 PM


Oh YES she does!

You're really interested in my sexuality, aren't you? It almost sounds like you're maybe in denial about yours. TBH you sound creepy as fuck. I think when you finally grow up you're going to be a sex pest. Your parents really should have done the world a favour and euthanized you at birth.
You seem fascinated by incest. Are your parents cousins? It might help to explain your appearance and apparant mental retardation.
Just out of curiosity. Do you think they're proud of you?

His Dad (Biological) is a bum and a lazy arsehole. His Mum is cold and did not want him. His Foster Mum is the only one he feels close to and  is too ineffectual to motivate his lazy arse and he is fast falling into the same patterns as his Father. All he has to do now is age a bit and find a dumb girl, have a child and call it Duke Nukem and the pattern will be repeated.

In answer yes I think his Dad will likely be more self-loathing than Judy and probably get some smug satisfaction that his son has wound up as hopeless as him. So sort of proud.

Judy has the bible in the meantime and a bunch of morals to cling to. Beats the hell out of having to make an effort to change himself. He rather hope that the world will change around him and become accepting of him. It won't and he will just become the loser he is but will be older and more seasoned in fail.

Me? Change myself? That's what everyone wants to do with me is try to change me into a sheep. But that is not going to happen! No Sir, no!

At least I am not like Chris-chan! I am a very nice person with good morals, unlike him and the rest of you peeps. ::)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 11:14:44 PM
Hell, you might not be able to make a U-turn, but you might be able to make its eyes pop.

Most guys masturbate to stick books; Judy just opens up the bible to John 3:16.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 06, 2010, 11:15:54 PM
Me? Change myself? That's what everyone wants to do with me is try to change me into a sheep. But that is not going to happen! No Sir, no!
Did Yashua not tell Peter "If you love me feed my sheep"? Who do you think he was referring to as sheep? Are you not one of His sheep? Will you deny being such 3 times before dawn?
Quote
At least I am not like Chris-chan! I am a very nice person with good morals, unlike him and the rest of you peeps. ::)
By your fruits you are known.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 06, 2010, 11:34:33 PM
Me? Change myself? That's what everyone wants to do with me is try to change me into a sheep. But that is not going to happen! No Sir, no!
Did Yashua not tell Peter "If you love me feed my sheep"? Who do you think he was referring to as sheep? Are you not one of His sheep? Will you deny being such 3 times before dawn?
Quote
At least I am not like Chris-chan! I am a very nice person with good morals, unlike him and the rest of you peeps. ::)
By your fruits you are known.

And yes, I am known by my fruits. Namely, my...


BALLS OF STEEL (TM)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 06, 2010, 11:35:26 PM
Well it depends on what you consider Christian.
Upholding the vengeful God of the old testament, who managed to steer the predecessors of the modern post-Jesus Christ-believers through the age where bronze aged warriors finally came to find harder less accepting Roman opposition, who would not kowtow to them generally being hard arses.
Or whether you consider Christian the new testament born of the teachings of the Great Prophet and son of God, Jesus, who was a rather lot more forgiving and kind and compassionate.
In the first instance, maybe but that God would find some issue with him or on a whim throw him into Hell for lulz.
In the second instance then absolutely not as he doesn't hold any of the gentle and compassionate or kind aspects of the Jesus that he and other Christians maintain and will go to Hell for it.

On a lighter note, I think Judy will become steadily more and more bitter. I think he will never see life outside his town. I think he will have as a final insult, his Dad live with him when he is old and he will have a mirror image into what life will hold for him and it will eat away at his soul.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 06, 2010, 11:41:06 PM
Me? Change myself? That's what everyone wants to do with me is try to change me into a sheep. But that is not going to happen! No Sir, no!
Did Yashua not tell Peter "If you love me feed my sheep"? Who do you think he was referring to as sheep? Are you not one of His sheep? Will you deny being such 3 times before dawn?
Quote
At least I am not like Chris-chan! I am a very nice person with good morals, unlike him and the rest of you peeps. ::)
By your fruits you are known.

And yes, I am known by my fruits. Namely, my...


BALLS OF STEEL (TM)

:minusevil: for nonresponsive gayness. I do grant that you really aren't intellectually equipped to keep up but you are not even trying to discuss the topic you brought up.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2010, 11:47:13 PM
Well it depends on what you consider Christian.
Upholding the vengeful God of the old testament, who managed to steer the predecessors of the modern post-Jesus Christ-believers through the age where bronze aged warriors finally came to find harder less accepting Roman opposition, who would not kowtow to them generally being hard arses.
Or whether you consider Christian the new testament born of the teachings of the Great Prophet and son of God, Jesus, who was a rather lot more forgiving and kind and compassionate.
In the first instance, maybe but that God would find some issue with him or on a whim throw him into Hell for lulz.
In the second instance then absolutely not as he doesn't hold any of the gentle and compassionate or kind aspects of the Jesus that he and other Christians maintain and will go to Hell for it.

On a lighter note, I think Judy will become steadily more and more bitter. I think he will never see life outside his town. I think he will have as a final insult, his Dad live with him when he is old and he will have a mirror image into what life will hold for him and it will eat away at his soul.  :laugh:

Judy as an old man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrsNT8lx_cs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2Jcpxl8eU
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'andersom' on September 07, 2010, 01:41:09 AM
Victor was funny. 
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Eclair on September 07, 2010, 03:47:23 AM
Me? Change myself? That's what everyone wants to do with me is try to change me into a sheep. But that is not going to happen! No Sir, no!
Did Yashua not tell Peter "If you love me feed my sheep"? Who do you think he was referring to as sheep? Are you not one of His sheep? Will you deny being such 3 times before dawn?
Quote
At least I am not like Chris-chan! I am a very nice person with good morals, unlike him and the rest of you peeps. ::)
By your fruits you are known.

And yes, I am known by my fruits. Namely, my...


BALLS OF STEEL (TM)


Well, if you are a Christian, and homosexuality is so bad....then why would you start a thread here asking for people to talk about when they had sex with children...joke, or no joke...I find it hard to believe a Christian, who has attacked Butterflies, would have done something, just for fun.

Do you even go to Church?

Or do you just pretend to aspire to some higher power when it suits you?

BTW, Jesus hung out with prostitutes, so probably best not to judge others.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 05:58:44 AM
Oh thats right, Scotland. Pardon my memory, its bad. Also, lol Eclair. :laugh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 07, 2010, 06:18:59 AM
Me? Change myself? That's what everyone wants to do with me is try to change me into a sheep. But that is not going to happen! No Sir, no!
Did Yashua not tell Peter "If you love me feed my sheep"? Who do you think he was referring to as sheep? Are you not one of His sheep? Will you deny being such 3 times before dawn?
Quote
At least I am not like Chris-chan! I am a very nice person with good morals, unlike him and the rest of you peeps. ::)
By your fruits you are known.

And yes, I am known by my fruits. Namely, my...


BALLS OF STEEL (TM)


BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS ...  
BALLS OF STEEL.


Yeah, sorry, can't help remember that trolling video, erm yeah, carry on.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 06:23:21 AM
Yes, ventrilo rules. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 07, 2010, 06:33:34 AM
 :indeed:

Too bad the Loud Nigra Stickam videos were deleted from youtube, those were hilarious and my favourites. One user in one of the videos, decided to leave her computer connected on while she slept... Well, good ole anon did his duty upon coming across this, and woke her up with the epic Loud Nigra mating call. It was so loud it echoed several times on the recording. :laugh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 06:45:01 AM
Was that around the same time as the explosive impact kid?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 07, 2010, 06:51:40 AM
Was that around the same time as the explosive impact kid?

Wouldn't have a clue, I'm kind of a newfag knowledge wise. I actually read ED frequently too.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
Was that around the same time as the explosive impact kid?

Wouldn't have a clue, I'm kind of a newfag knowledge wise. I actually read ED frequently too.

spoonyexperiment is piss funny as well.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 08:57:18 AM
Was that around the same time as the explosive impact kid?

Wouldn't have a clue, I'm kind of a newfag knowledge wise. I actually read ED frequently too.

I'll show you hang on.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 09:01:59 AM
Prepare yourself. This is absolute DIAMOND lulz. Just watching these again almost made me piss my pants. Out of all the things i'd had a hand in over the internet over the years, this is one of my favorites.  :zoinks:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU-fVtY4j4E&p=8D19CF283136E8FB&playnext=1&index=33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK0aQTzhBzE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub8hJkXHdHU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6XEz_8nOnM&feature=related

Below is just....  :LOL: *cough cough um cough penises cough*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71cWrUNUdrY&feature=related
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 07, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
I think I found a new definition of butthurt, this guy. He clearly needs to learn2internet. :laugh:

PROTIP: Letting them know it hurts, only makes the raping harder. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 09:14:51 AM
I think I found a new definition of butthurt, this guy. He clearly needs to learn2internet. :laugh:

PROTIP: Letting them know it hurts, only makes the raping harder. :zoinks:

Told you it was pretty severe.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 09:31:31 AM
Priceless Rage. Especially the edited clip.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 07, 2010, 09:31:48 AM
Heh, found the ED article, for reference: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dr4g0nK1d (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dr4g0nK1d)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 09:43:26 AM
Heh, found the ED article, for reference: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dr4g0nK1d (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dr4g0nK1d)
I thought his name was marcham, and not marsham...

Maybe i'm wrong.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 11:08:03 AM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 11:12:44 AM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 11:28:44 AM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?

That was to the kid in the videos. What a boring jackass. Wha wha wha cyber bullies wha wha wha I got 400 viruses wha wha wha!
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2010, 11:42:05 AM
"Right" is how I state agreement. ;)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 06:12:49 PM
Actually, that last vid looked something like Judy. Must've hid his teeth in the glass beside the bed.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 07, 2010, 06:18:47 PM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?

That was to the kid in the videos. What a boring jackass. Wha wha wha cyber bullies wha wha wha I got 400 viruses wha wha wha!

Wha wha wha couldbecousin wha wha wha
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 08:34:11 PM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?

That was to the kid in the videos. What a boring jackass. Wha wha wha cyber bullies wha wha wha I got 400 viruses wha wha wha!

Wha wha wha couldbecousin wha wha wha

What is that supposed to mean? ::)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?

That was to the kid in the videos. What a boring jackass. Wha wha wha cyber bullies wha wha wha I got 400 viruses wha wha wha!

Wha wha wha couldbecousin wha wha wha

What is that supposed to mean? ::)
Put that below average IQ to work and figure it out.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 08:45:20 PM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?

That was to the kid in the videos. What a boring jackass. Wha wha wha cyber bullies wha wha wha I got 400 viruses wha wha wha!

Wha wha wha couldbecousin wha wha wha

What is that supposed to mean? ::)
Put that below average IQ to work and figure it out.

That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 08:53:13 PM


That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:

I find that hard to believe.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 08:55:15 PM


That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:

I find that hard to believe.

Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 08:57:33 PM


That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:

I find that hard to believe.

Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

Depends whether the average is a negative.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Holy dumb fuck, take the headset off! You're doing a whiny as Hell YouTube video, not commentating Monday Night Football. :wanker:
Right?

That was to the kid in the videos. What a boring jackass. Wha wha wha cyber bullies wha wha wha I got 400 viruses wha wha wha!

Wha wha wha couldbecousin wha wha wha

What is that supposed to mean? ::)
Put that below average IQ to work and figure it out.

That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:
As evidenced by you not grasping an obvious concept in Shleed's post.  ::)  :minusevil: for exceptional dumbfuckery.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:04:18 PM


That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:

I find that hard to believe.

Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

Depends whether the average is a negative.

I have a negative IQ? Har har. How funny. NOT! I am SMART! I got my GED two years ago and am attending a community college for my Associates' Degree in Computer Information Systems, bitches! :evillaugh:

Ya'll can suck me and my 10 inch Pell Grant. :penis:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 09:06:49 PM


That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:

I find that hard to believe.

Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

Depends whether the average is a negative.

I have a negative IQ? Har har. How funny. NOT! I am SMART! I got my GED two years ago and am attending a community college for my Associates' Degree in Computer Information Systems, bitches! :evillaugh:

Ya'll can suck me and my 10 inch Pell Grant. :penis:
You may be in college but you are not smart. If you ever had an original idea in your head it died of loeliness.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 09:07:49 PM


That's ABOVE average IQ to you, hare-brain. :wanker:

I find that hard to believe.

Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

Depends whether the average is a negative.

I have a negative IQ? Har har. How funny. NOT! I am SMART! I got my GED two years ago and am attending a community college for my Associates' Degree in Computer Information Systems, bitches! :evillaugh:

Ya'll can suck me and my 10 inch Pell Grant. :penis:

Use an electron microscope, do you?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 09:13:52 PM


Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

I'm only going by the things you've said on this site, and you appear to be educationally subnormal. I'm not sure sexuality and inelligence are related.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:20:24 PM


Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

I'm only going by the things you've said on this site, and you appear to be educationally subnormal. I'm not sure sexuality and inelligence are related.

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 09:23:42 PM


Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

I'm only going by the things you've said on this site, and you appear to be educationally subnormal. I'm not sure sexuality and inelligence are related.

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:
Have you been picked on for being an obese titty boy with snaggle teeth?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 09:34:00 PM


Who are YOU to say that I am NOT above average intelligence? Obviously, anyone who is a homosexual is a complete dumbass. :wanker:

I'm only going by the things you've said on this site, and you appear to be educationally subnormal. I'm not sure sexuality and inelligence are related.

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:

Munchkin man: You said on another thread homosexuality in itself WASN'T a sin. It either is or isn't, so make up your mind.

Jesus, the people we get in here sometimes. Security!!
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 09:35:01 PM

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:

This is all fun, and I for one have no problem with religion. But on a serious note, do people not find it slightly disturbing that a major,and respected religion is responsible for brainwashing a barely literate inbred retard into hating, or at least disliking somebody on the grounds of their sexuality. If that's not hatemongering, then I'm not sure what is.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:39:13 PM

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:

This is all fun, and I for one have no problem with religion. But on a serious note, do people not find it slightly disturbing that a major,and respected religion is responsible for brainwashing a barely literate inbred retard into hating, or at least disliking somebody on the grounds of their sexuality. If that's not hatemongering, then I'm not sure what is.

Yes, someone who tells me that I should have been drowned in a tub when I was born is obviously a VERY likable person... NOT! :wanker:

All homosexuals are bad people, and you have proved that to me. Not just the Christians, but YOU did. Just saying...
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 09:49:01 PM

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:

This is all fun, and I for one have no problem with religion. But on a serious note, do people not find it slightly disturbing that a major,and respected religion is responsible for brainwashing a barely literate inbred retard into hating, or at least disliking somebody on the grounds of their sexuality. If that's not hatemongering, then I'm not sure what is.

Yes, someone who tells me that I should have been drowned in a tub when I was born is obviously a VERY likable person... NOT! :wanker:

All homosexuals are bad people, and you have proved that to me. Not just the Christians, but YOU did. Just saying...

I just thought it might spare you from the inevitable lifelong humiliation you're bound to suffer. I thought it would have been in your best interests. And in the interests of all your future victims when the realization that your life is truly worthless mixed with the resentment you're bound to feel towards your fellow humans combine and you go on the innevitable rampage killing a lot of innocent people before turning the gun on yourself.

And just for the record. I wouldn't have drowned you in the tub. I'd have put you in a bag, tied a couple of bricks round it and thrown it in the nearest deep water I could find. Less mess that way. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Eclair on September 07, 2010, 09:50:49 PM

Or do you just pretend to aspire to some higher power when it suits you?

BTW, Jesus hung out with prostitutes, so probably best not to judge others.

Interesting, that you completely ignore that Jesus himself was kind and loving to those typically 'looked down upon' by society. Just because you find something unsavoury, don't use 'christianity' as some back up argument.

From what I see, there is nothing peaceful or loving about you. So perhaps you should focus on improving yourself, instead of pointing at others with what you see as ungodlike behaviour.

Just a thought.

Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 07, 2010, 09:54:54 PM

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:

This is all fun, and I for one have no problem with religion. But on a serious note, do people not find it slightly disturbing that a major,and respected religion is responsible for brainwashing a barely literate inbred retard into hating, or at least disliking somebody on the grounds of their sexuality. If that's not hatemongering, then I'm not sure what is.

Yes, someone who tells me that I should have been drowned in a tub when I was born is obviously a VERY likable person... NOT! :wanker:

All homosexuals are bad people, and you have proved that to me. Not just the Christians, but YOU did. Just saying...

I just thought it might spare you from the inevitable lifelong humiliation you're bound to suffer. I thought it would have been in your best interests. And in the interests of all your future victims when the realization that your life is truly worthless mixed with the resentment you're bound to feel towards your fellow humans combine and you go on the innevitable rampage killing a lot of innocent people before turning the gun on yourself.

And just for the record. I wouldn't have drowned you in the tub. I'd have put you in a bag, tied a couple of bricks round it and thrown it in the nearest deep water I could find. Less mess that way. :2thumbsup:

After what you have said to me, I'd be happy to crucify your lesbian ass, set you on fire, so that you would die for your sins. Normally, I don't hit women, but good thing I'm not in Bum-Fuck-Ireland or wherever you live, or you would have eaten your words by now. Fucking homos. :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 07, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
Damn, that's harsh. You two, geeze.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2010, 09:58:52 PM
As I said somewhere else, you know what I feel sorry the most for?

That cat in Judy's avvie. I mean, how did a poor thing like that get mixed up with him?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 07, 2010, 10:05:55 PM
After what you have said to me, I'd be happy to crucify your lesbian ass, set you on fire, so that you would die for your sins. Normally, I don't hit women, but good thing I'm not in Bum-Fuck-Ireland or wherever you live, or you would have eaten your words by now. Fucking homos. :wanker:
Not very he manly offering to kick a woman's ass titty boy. You are a pussy. If it wasn't for the internet you would not be talking shit to anyone snaggle tooth. Did you ever get to keep your lunch money at school?  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 07, 2010, 10:06:46 PM


After what you have said to me, I'd be happy to crucify your lesbian ass, set you on fire, so that you would die for your sins. Normally, I don't hit women, but good thing I'm not in Bum-Fuck-Ireland or wherever you live, or you would have eaten your words by now. Fucking homos. :wanker:

Ohhh, I do like it when you talk tough. Could you describe exactly what you'd do to make me eat my words?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 07, 2010, 10:17:28 PM
He'll brand them on your flesh, and force you to eat yourself. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 12:20:42 AM
2 words, Judy:

PENIS ENVY.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 05:30:59 AM
Do some of you eejits realise he may only be saying he's Christian for trolling purposes?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 08, 2010, 06:02:30 AM
Do some of you eejits realise he may only be saying he's Christian for trolling purposes?

Absolutely. The point is, he's not doing a very believable job of it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 07:37:09 AM

They are. If you were even remotely smart, you would know that homosexuality is a morbid sin and will be your ticket to a Sempiternal Damnation! :evillaugh:

This is all fun, and I for one have no problem with religion. But on a serious note, do people not find it slightly disturbing that a major,and respected religion is responsible for brainwashing a barely literate inbred retard into hating, or at least disliking somebody on the grounds of their sexuality. If that's not hatemongering, then I'm not sure what is.

Yes, someone who tells me that I should have been drowned in a tub when I was born is obviously a VERY likable person... NOT! :wanker:

All homosexuals are bad people, and you have proved that to me. Not just the Christians, but YOU did. Just saying...

I just thought it might spare you from the inevitable lifelong humiliation you're bound to suffer. I thought it would have been in your best interests. And in the interests of all your future victims when the realization that your life is truly worthless mixed with the resentment you're bound to feel towards your fellow humans combine and you go on the innevitable rampage killing a lot of innocent people before turning the gun on yourself.

And just for the record. I wouldn't have drowned you in the tub. I'd have put you in a bag, tied a couple of bricks round it and thrown it in the nearest deep water I could find. Less mess that way. :2thumbsup:

After what you have said to me, I'd be happy to crucify your lesbian ass, set you on fire, so that you would die for your sins. Normally, I don't hit women, but good thing I'm not in Bum-Fuck-Ireland or wherever you live, or you would have eaten your words by now. Fucking homos. :wanker:

(http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/5893-468x-mustache.jpg)
U MAD
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 07:39:08 AM
Do some of you eejits realise he may only be saying he's Christian for trolling purposes?

Called troll on him ages ago. Even demonstrated its incredibly easy to frustrate him and throw him off his game. The force is with him, but he is not a jedi yet...
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 07:43:07 AM
His trolling is reactionary though, so it really isn't trolling. It's just butthurt in disguise. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 07:45:10 AM
His trolling is reactionary though, so it really isn't trolling. It's just butthurt in disguise. :thumbup:

(http://lol.i.trollyou.com/LOL-I-TROLL-YOU.png)

Agreed. ^ Visual aid.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 07:46:26 AM
 :laugh: I love that face.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 07:51:05 AM
Indeed. Makes me laugh every time.

Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 08, 2010, 08:03:26 AM
Do some of you eejits realise he may only be saying he's Christian for trolling purposes?

I know, I'm just casually playing along.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:04:57 AM
Sometimes feeding the trolls is fun, because they aren't the slightest bit dangerous.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 08:12:06 AM
Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:13:40 AM
Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

Impervious. ;)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 08, 2010, 08:14:12 AM
The way I figure. He has no real game, he is not subversive, he is not forcing his will, he is not undermining others, he is not disrupting dynamics here, he is not forcing change. He doesn't seem to be trolling at all.
What he seems to be doing it the equvalent at encouraging people to textually twist his nipples and boot his nuts. I call it masochism rather than trolling.
Fortunately for him there are a lot of heartless sadists here. I admit I am one.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

Impervious. ;)

Which is why I'm fairly open about myself. In case some trolls have a go at me, any info they'll find of me is pretty much already known and shows how much of a boring life I have. At most they'll find out that I love synths and photography, or maybe even my dailystrength account. No accounts on dodgy porn sites or any potentionally life-ruining fetishes etc.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 08:23:07 AM
Unless they've your nudes, address etc. You're pretty much fucked then.

Impervious. ;)

Which is why I'm fairly open about myself. In case some trolls have a go at me, any info they'll find of me is pretty much already known and shows how much of a boring life I have. At most they'll find out that I love synths and photography, or maybe even my dailystrength account. No accounts on dodgy porn sites or any potentionally life-ruining fetishes etc.

Same. Wow shleed I used to think you were a loser. Or maybe you are... and i'm one too? No matter. We'd get along just fine.  :LOL:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 09:21:11 AM
I'mjust glad that I'm not on the receiving end.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 08, 2010, 10:36:29 AM
I'mjust glad that I'm not on the receiving end.
I remember that. ;)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
The way I figure. He has no real game, he is not subversive, he is not forcing his will, he is not undermining others, he is not disrupting dynamics here, he is not forcing change. He doesn't seem to be trolling at all.
What he seems to be doing it the equvalent at encouraging people to textually twist his nipples and boot his nuts. I call it masochism rather than trolling.
Fortunately for him there are a lot of heartless sadists here. I admit I am one.

 :indeed: That's exactly what I think although I think you've put it better than I could have.  :thumbup:

Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 02:58:54 PM
I am not a sadomasochist. That's a lie. I did not like it when Butterflies said that I should have been drowned at birth. Not because the statement itself offended me, but because it offended me that someone would choose to continue on the path to Hell and laughing me off in the process. Something tells me that you were just born to be an evil being, Butterflies. In that case, you should have been baptized or exorcised at birth.

At least I don't put a double standard on Homosexuality like most homophobics do. It's wrong, whether you are a male or a female. ::)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 03:11:59 PM
I am not a sadomasochist. That's a lie. I did not like it when Butterflies said that I should have been drowned at birth. Not because the statement itself offended me, but because it offended me that someone would choose to continue on the path to Hell and laughing me off in the process. Something tells me that you were just born to be an evil being, Butterflies. In that case, you should have been baptized or exorcised at birth.

At least I don't put a double standard on Homosexuality like most homophobics do. It's wrong, whether you are a male or a female. ::)

I'm not evil at all. On  the whole I'd say I'm a good person. I'm not generally a nasty person, and I don't go around deliberately offending or trying to hurt people who haven't tried to hurt or offend me.

Remember, you're the one who started this by accusing me of incest, and accusing my dad of sexually abusing me, as well as constantly criticizing my sexuality.
Either you were trying to hurt me, in which case you failed, and ended up getting what you deserved. Or, you were trying to provoke a reaction, in which case you surely got what you wanted.
You can't just start attacking somebody you don't know, for no reason, and then get all butthurt when the retaliate.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 03:36:22 PM
I am not a sadomasochist. That's a lie. I did not like it when Butterflies said that I should have been drowned at birth. Not because the statement itself offended me, but because it offended me that someone would choose to continue on the path to Hell and laughing me off in the process. Something tells me that you were just born to be an evil being, Butterflies. In that case, you should have been baptized or exorcised at birth.

At least I don't put a double standard on Homosexuality like most homophobics do. It's wrong, whether you are a male or a female. ::)

I'm not evil at all. On  the whole I'd say I'm a good person. I'm not generally a nasty person, and I don't go around deliberately offending or trying to hurt people who haven't tried to hurt or offend me.

Remember, you're the one who started this by accusing me of incest, and accusing my dad of sexually abusing me, as well as constantly criticizing my sexuality.
Either you were trying to hurt me, in which case you failed, and ended up getting what you deserved. Or, you were trying to provoke a reaction, in which case you surely got what you wanted.
You can't just start attacking somebody you don't know, for no reason, and then get all butthurt when the retaliate.

Homosexuality makes you evil, dear. You have to cleanse yourself of it. Oh, and you left out the 'y' in "they" in the last sentence. But you're a foreigner, so I will forgive you for that just this once, okay? :)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 03:53:48 PM


Homosexuality makes you evil, dear. You have to cleanse yourself of it. Oh, and you left out the 'y' in "they" in the last sentence. But you're a foreigner, so I will forgive you for that just this once, okay? :)

Fuck me, now he's criticizing my typos, that is a bit desperate. :zombiefuck:
You know something, I was almost begining to feel slightly bad about what I said to you. But you are just a total retard. I can understand how you can get pleasure out of trolling people on the internet. I just can't understand why you get so butthurt when they retaliate.
The sad thing is, that you could be so much more than you are now. If you tried to improve yourself, maybe, just maybe you could make it onto the bottom rung of the ladder of life. You could one day inherit you parents shack/trailer/hut. I think in some of the southern states of the US it's even legal to marry a horse, so maybe marriage isn't totally iout of the question. A lot of employers are are encouraged to employ some disabled staff, so maybe you could even get a job.
So instead of being a really bad internet troll, why don't you get out there and be all you can be. It mightn't be too late for you.

And BTW. I'm still waiting for you to tell me what you'd do to me if you where in Bum Fuck Ireland.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 04:12:38 PM


Homosexuality makes you evil, dear. You have to cleanse yourself of it. Oh, and you left out the 'y' in "they" in the last sentence. But you're a foreigner, so I will forgive you for that just this once, okay? :)

Fuck me, now he's criticizing my typos, that is a bit desperate. :zombiefuck:
You know something, I was almost begining to feel slightly bad about what I said to you. But you are just a total retard. I can understand how you can get pleasure out of trolling people on the internet. I just can't understand why you get so butthurt when they retaliate.
The sad thing is, that you could be so much more than you are now. If you tried to improve yourself, maybe, just maybe you could make it onto the bottom rung of the ladder of life. You could one day inherit you parents shack/trailer/hut. I think in some of the southern states of the US it's even legal to marry a horse, so maybe marriage isn't totally iout of the question. A lot of employers are are encouraged to employ some disabled staff, so maybe you could even get a job.
So instead of being a really bad internet troll, why don't you get out there and be all you can be. It mightn't be too late for you.

And BTW. I'm still waiting for you to tell me what you'd do to me if you where in Bum Fuck Ireland.

I don't think it's legal in the US to marry a horse. Where'd you get THAT idea? ::)

I bet you left that "h" in were to spite me. Oh what I would do to you if I were in Bum Fuck Ireland...

Let's see... I'd get you drunk and passed out. That should be quite easy, considering the location. Then I would drag you into a dark alley and eat you out until you wake up. :eyebrows: 
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 04:24:30 PM
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So we had a man who married his horse in America, a man who married his dog in India, and now you want to marry your goat. is the world really going crazy. But to answer your question if your goat is able to understand the concepts of marriage and can answer the vows give by the priest, then go for it, but watch out on the honey moon, goats have no discretion when it comes to eating anything,


 :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I don't think it's really legal though.



I don't think it's legal in the US to marry a horse. Where'd you get THAT idea? ::)

I bet you left that "h" in were to spite me. Oh what I would do to you if I were in Bum Fuck Ireland...

Let's see... I'd get you drunk and passed out. That should be quite easy, considering the location. Then I would drag you into a dark alley and eat you out until you wake up. :eyebrows: 

That's actually quite disturbing. I think it might be a good idea for you to talk to somebody about you're attitudes towards women. You can't commit serious sexual assault on somebody just because they've said nasty stuff to you on the internet.

And anyway, do you really think I'd lower myself to have a drink with you? You look like Herman Munsters retarded offspring :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 05:22:16 PM
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So we had a man who married his horse in America, a man who married his dog in India, and now you want to marry your goat. is the world really going crazy. But to answer your question if your goat is able to understand the concepts of marriage and can answer the vows give by the priest, then go for it, but watch out on the honey moon, goats have no discretion when it comes to eating anything,


 :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I don't think it's really legal though.



I don't think it's legal in the US to marry a horse. Where'd you get THAT idea? ::)

I bet you left that "h" in were to spite me. Oh what I would do to you if I were in Bum Fuck Ireland...

Let's see... I'd get you drunk and passed out. That should be quite easy, considering the location. Then I would drag you into a dark alley and eat you out until you wake up. :eyebrows: 

That's actually quite disturbing. I think it might be a good idea for you to talk to somebody about you're attitudes towards women. You can't commit serious sexual assault on somebody just because they've said nasty stuff to you on the internet.

And anyway, do you really think I'd lower myself to have a drink with you? You look like Herman Munsters retarded offspring :zombiefuck:

If you were drunk enough, I bet you would find someone who looks like "Herman Muster's retarded offspring" quite sexy. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 08, 2010, 05:48:05 PM
You kids make me laugh and really pissed at the same time.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: 'Butterflies' on September 08, 2010, 05:59:25 PM

If you were drunk enough, I bet you would find someone who looks like "Herman Muster's retarded offspring" quite sexy. :zoinks:

It's kinda fun arguing with you over the internet, but I do have standards and I would never even entertain the idea of socializing with somebody like you IRL . There are tramps in the town I live that are more appealing than you. I watched your youtube video and you really do have serious anger issues. I'm not sure how you can get so much pleasure from a guy you've never met dieing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9Ft4kat2c&feature=player_embedded

Look at some of the comments people left for you.



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@legionofdoom2009  stupid little fagggot. i hope you fall through the floor and kill your fatass mother. fuck you , you have nerve talking shit about him. he could pick up a guitar wthout pulling a muscle. he also new what the fuck a dentist was . your going to rot in hell with the other fatt trash in your family

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Damn, you are pretty ruthless!

Your teeth are totally trashed.

I tried to hear what you were reading from your computer screen by I couldn't because I was in awe of your completely jacked up teeth! Your teeth remind me of superman's fortress of solitude at at the north pole. Those crystals were going sideways and longways just like your trashy mouth. That is what inbreeding does to a person! You are a maggot, too!

Don't worry about Paul Grey, you need to go get some serious dental work done!

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ewwie. you have a booger btw. :D & no one wants to 'git sum'

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i aint even a slipknot fan n i could tell yu dis a few tips to prosper in life kid, get some braces , and maaybe some plastic surgery cuz yur face iz jaaacked the fuuck up. even michael jackson wouldnt wanna touch yur ass. and yur callin him the pussy? look who's fuckin talkin. if he wasnt dead i'd bet he would beat the shit out of you. and i wouldnt mind doin so for him

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Did your mom get fucked by a pig for you to look like you do?

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God damn it, you look like a dumb ass! Are you retarded or something? Look, you might not like him (either do i) but at least respect him! The only maggot i see here is you!

And it was a bit pathetic when you acted all brave giving out your address, but it wasn't even yours. It was Chris-chans :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Frolic_Fun on September 08, 2010, 06:02:32 PM
Holy shit, he sounds like a redneck.

Are your parents related? :orly:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:08:43 PM

If you were drunk enough, I bet you would find someone who looks like "Herman Muster's retarded offspring" quite sexy. :zoinks:

It's kinda fun arguing with you over the internet, but I do have standards and I would never even entertain the idea of socializing with somebody like you IRL . There are tramps in the town I live that are more appealing than you. I watched your youtube video and you really do have serious anger issues. I'm not sure how you can get so much pleasure from a guy you've never met dieing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9Ft4kat2c&feature=player_embedded

Look at some of the comments people left for you.



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@legionofdoom2009  stupid little fagggot. i hope you fall through the floor and kill your fatass mother. fuck you , you have nerve talking shit about him. he could pick up a guitar wthout pulling a muscle. he also new what the fuck a dentist was . your going to rot in hell with the other fatt trash in your family

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Damn, you are pretty ruthless!

Your teeth are totally trashed.

I tried to hear what you were reading from your computer screen by I couldn't because I was in awe of your completely jacked up teeth! Your teeth remind me of superman's fortress of solitude at at the north pole. Those crystals were going sideways and longways just like your trashy mouth. That is what inbreeding does to a person! You are a maggot, too!

Don't worry about Paul Grey, you need to go get some serious dental work done!

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ewwie. you have a booger btw. :D & no one wants to 'git sum'

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i aint even a slipknot fan n i could tell yu dis a few tips to prosper in life kid, get some braces , and maaybe some plastic surgery cuz yur face iz jaaacked the fuuck up. even michael jackson wouldnt wanna touch yur ass. and yur callin him the pussy? look who's fuckin talkin. if he wasnt dead i'd bet he would beat the shit out of you. and i wouldnt mind doin so for him

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Did your mom get fucked by a pig for you to look like you do?

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God damn it, you look like a dumb ass! Are you retarded or something? Look, you might not like him (either do i) but at least respect him! The only maggot i see here is you!

And it was a bit pathetic when you acted all brave giving out your address, but it wasn't even yours. It was Chris-chans :wanker:

 :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:  :pwned:

Major pwnage
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 06:16:02 PM
You morons don't even realize what a bunch of pathetic little pussies that Slipknot fans are. :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
You morons don't even realize what a bunch of pathetic little pussies that Slipknot fans are. :wanker:

Tie a Yellow Slipknot 'round Judy's neck.....

Judy keeps crapping on about Chris-chan. Sounds more like 4chan.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 06:47:01 PM
You morons don't even realize what a bunch of pathetic little pussies that Slipknot fans are. :wanker:

Tie a Yellow Slipknot 'round Judy's neck.....

Judy keeps crapping on about Chris-chan. Sounds more like 4chan.  :zoinks:

I didn't say anything about Chris-chan in that video. And 4chan is a horrible, horrible place! Worse than Hell, actually. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
You morons don't even realize what a bunch of pathetic little pussies that Slipknot fans are. :wanker:

Tie a Yellow Slipknot 'round Judy's neck.....

Judy keeps crapping on about Chris-chan. Sounds more like 4chan.  :zoinks:

I didn't say anything about Chris-chan in that video. And 4chan is a horrible, horrible place! Worse than Hell, actually. :zombiefuck:

And you've had experience, I take it?
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 08, 2010, 06:55:10 PM
You morons don't even realize what a bunch of pathetic little pussies that Slipknot fans are. :wanker:

Tie a Yellow Slipknot 'round Judy's neck.....

Judy keeps crapping on about Chris-chan. Sounds more like 4chan.  :zoinks:

I didn't say anything about Chris-chan in that video. And 4chan is a horrible, horrible place! Worse than Hell, actually. :zombiefuck:

And you've had experience, I take it?

I visited that place once, several months ago. I never went back. What I saw... was just... horrible... :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 08, 2010, 06:57:50 PM
You morons don't even realize what a bunch of pathetic little pussies that Slipknot fans are. :wanker:

Tie a Yellow Slipknot 'round Judy's neck.....

Judy keeps crapping on about Chris-chan. Sounds more like 4chan.  :zoinks:

I didn't say anything about Chris-chan in that video. And 4chan is a horrible, horrible place! Worse than Hell, actually. :zombiefuck:

And you've had experience, I take it?

I visited that place once, several months ago. I never went back. What I saw... was just... horrible... zombiefuck:
And I thought good Christians didn't go to hell.  :LOL:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 09, 2010, 10:59:35 AM
I guess this topic will go to the dumpster now that it has no reason to live. If it weren't for me, it would have never gotten to 1 page, let alone 11. :wanker:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 09, 2010, 11:41:28 AM
Ok, good job being a retarded kid?
:eyebrow:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 10, 2010, 09:53:14 AM
I guess this topic will go to the dumpster now that it has no reason to live. If it weren't for me, it would have never gotten to 1 page, let alone 11. :wanker:

Yes keep telling yourself that you are significant. You may come to believe it. Bettre yet tell that to your deadbeat parents and maybe they will be proud of you  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 10, 2010, 10:06:48 AM
Or at least to the Greiner brothers.

"Who's that pickin' that there banjo?"
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: DukeNukem on September 10, 2010, 02:10:10 PM
I don't play a freaking banjo. And what do you guys have against banjo players anyways? Some people happen to appreciate the beautiful and unique sounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QOEYVgkD-E
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 10, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
Hey, a banjo beats a ukelele any day.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 10, 2010, 07:09:46 PM
Hey, a banjo beats a ukelele any day.
Are you sure about that?  :zoinks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0)
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 10, 2010, 07:41:01 PM
Does anyone else (Of course not) remember when he married Miss Vicky on the Johnny Carson show?  Yeah, I watched it.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 10, 2010, 07:43:43 PM
Does anyone else (Of course not) remember when he married Miss Vicky on the Johnny Carson show?  Yeah, I watched it.
I vaguely remember references to Miss Vicky but Tiny Tim was loathsome to me. I figured he needed smacked.
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 10, 2010, 07:54:35 PM
Does anyone else (Of course not) remember when he married Miss Vicky on the Johnny Carson show?  Yeah, I watched it.
I vaguely remember references to Miss Vicky but Tiny Tim was loathsome to me. I figured he needed smacked.

I always wanted him to "Tiptoe through the Quicksand."
Title: Re: Thought I should put the record straight about my cousin
Post by: P7PSP on September 10, 2010, 07:56:56 PM
Does anyone else (Of course not) remember when he married Miss Vicky on the Johnny Carson show?  Yeah, I watched it.
I vaguely remember references to Miss Vicky but Tiny Tim was loathsome to me. I figured he needed smacked.

I always wanted him to "Tiptoe through the Quicksand."
:lol: Good idea. His lack of talent to attention garnered ratio is astronomical.