Milla wishes that it rained marajuana and that pills grew on trees.
Milla wishes that it rained marajuana and that pills grew on trees.
Alex has been seen clubbing with Paris Hilton. :P
Alex secretly wants to be like his brother. >:D
hey, Milla was above you, not me. :laugh:
Alex has trouble reading.
Alex has some secret homoP.I.ual tendencies.
Callaway isn't the angel she is perceived to be. Actually she eats aborted fetuses for breakfast.
I actually wondered how long it would take for you to connect me with the dude who runs WP. My last name is Carroll as indicated by my avatar (Irish family crest ftw).
Eclair has watched Benny and Joon over 50 times.
After a good night out, Eclair has been known to scrub the make up off and have a nice relaxing poo.
(http://www.portrait.gov.au/exhibit/rarely_everage/borland_les.jpg)
After a good night out, Eclair has been known to scrub the make up off and have a nice relaxing poo.
(http://www.portrait.gov.au/exhibit/rarely_everage/borland_les.jpg)
Sensitive? Caring? Me? Nah, I'm just plain evil. :dom:
Enuo actually is the void.
That's why McJ stalks me. He's hoping I have a stalk myself.
Which reminds me, McJ often walks around the house buck naked wearing nothing but red lipstick and his hair in piggy tails.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my thinking, maybe I accidentally ingested a small quantity of dairy or wheat products.
Bork invented the MMF sandwich.
it is a male, male, female s ex act.Bork invented the MMF sandwich.
what the hell is that?
McJ likes to fly a kite at night.
McJagger is gay and overcompensating. His marriage is also for show.carla has fantasies about gay sex with me and her.
it is a male, male, female s ex act.Bork invented the MMF sandwich.
what the hell is that?
McJ likes to fly a kite at night.
bork was a majorette. and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.
mordok once asked me to tie him up and spank him with said baton.bork was a majorette. and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.
McJ bought the baton off eBay afterwards and now sleeps with it under his pillow.
mordok once asked me to tie him up and spank him with said baton.bork was a majorette. and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.
McJ bought the baton off eBay afterwards and now sleeps with it under his pillow.
McJ. and Eclair had a sword fight over muffins, they used Eclairs as swords.cleaning up was a blast. guess where i stabbed her and how i cleaned it up.
McJ always tells the truth.carla is my mistress.
SupernaturalDork likes to watch them with Bork.and nothing else.
McJ wore his nylons to a glim glam charity event with lots of posh people.
Eclair is turned on by the fact that McJagger has never had an erection and plans to go out of her way to please him.carla forgot that dream i had about her and her brother.
it was a good penis. i miss it. but you can stick it in me whenever. :eyebrows: do you miss your vagina?
Eclair is turned on by the fact that McJagger has never had an erection and plans to go out of her way to please him.carla forgot that dream i had about her and her brother.
:laugh:
it really happened. you were the one filming. :angel:
renaeden has her nipples pierced.McJ can lick between his eyebrows with his own tongue.
you want a piece of me?renaeden has her nipples pierced.McJ can lick between his eyebrows with his own tongue.
mcjagger has a prince albert and can now do sprinkler impressions.that sounds funny as hell.
you know what a prince albert is right?is it a sardine?
McJ thought they were chocolate buttons. :)because that is what milla told me. she said, "chew on these."
Is Elsa's (from born free) secret love child.
Is actually Coca-Cola Girl.
^ has installed spy cameras in my house ^
Is very fat, so fat he spends all his day in bed because he can't go anywhere.
Loves her new Karma.
Hates TV. Never watches it.
^ Got raped by a vacuum cleaner that was just raping someone with clamydiasyphilisghonneraaids.
what is that?you are supposed to marry peter. and he has a wee willy.
i've seen his willy. it's not a wee one.was it really his?
SDork is married to both Supernatural brothers and thus has committed polygamy.
it was attached to him.
McJagger is a raging chicken lover.
McJagger once ate a chicken burger when in bed with his current lover.
McJagger once fucked a cow while eating a steak. his lover caught him and was more upset about the steak. are we not as tasty? queried the chicken in tears.
peter will find out later when the kid has a decent personality. milla will claim, the child favours her. ;Dit was attached to him.
McJagger is a raging chicken lover.
McJagger once ate a chicken burger when in bed with his current lover.
McJagger once fucked a cow while eating a steak. his lover caught him and was more upset about the steak. are we not as tasty? queried the chicken in tears.
Even though she is marrying Peter, Milla is pregnant with McJagger's baby. She plans on lying to Peter and telling him it's his. :o
McJ. met his future love of life Steve Jobs at a meeting for crappy fathers out of wedlock.
bbb was on jerry springer for wanting t marry jerry springer.
^ posting in the mirror.
^leaves the toilet seat up, but pee's sitting down. :laugh:
Pea: Loves to play blitzball and thinks it is better than Mario Kart.
PI: Wants to use a Gila Monster as a sex toy.
Blitzball is too fucking easy with Tidus' Jecht and Sphere Shot moves.
Alex will challenge me on Mario Kart someday -- while he's high.
Blitzball is too fucking easy with Tidus' Jecht and Sphere Shot moves.
Alex will challenge me on Mario Kart someday -- while he's high.
That is the joke, Blitzball is retardedly easy and a waste of time. I haven't played Mario Kart in years, but yeah as soon as I find the online time to do so sure.
Pea wants to play a remake of E.T. for the Atari, remade for PS3.
PMS: Doesn't want better grades (I can't give her those anyways), just wants sex and cheesecake.
odeon has an impalement fetish.Lucifer got impaled on him.
milla is actually made of cheese.
Alex is a time agent from another dimension and has killed all his dimensional counterparts except one. he needs to kill the one in this dimension to gain all his powers and he'll be invincible. but the other him is as powerful because the powers are divided amongst the survivors. so now, they have a battle to death looming in the future. who will win?
Has extremely poor eyesight.
Let's hope you don't put your glasses on then.
Alex is a time agent from another dimension and has killed all his dimensional counterparts except one. he needs to kill the one in this dimension to gain all his powers and he'll be invincible. but the other him is as powerful because the powers are divided amongst the survivors. so now, they have a battle to death looming in the future. who will win?
Kinda like the plot to the Jet Li movie "The One".
^met his secret boyfriend Saddam in a hole^
one time, at band camp... Scrappy crawled into McJagger's tent and discovered another smaller tent.
^ as a young girl she idolized bea arthur.
^ can fit 20 ping pong balls up his ass and fart them out in rapid succession
^ spends an hour each day practicing his curtsy
Doesn't wear diapers IRL but plays a character in the movie who does.
^lost 300 ponds using a well known wight lost plan^
^Has a teddy bear called "Peachy Keen" that he does naughty things to.
^bear came to live when he made a wish on a star now his bear has turns too^
^ likes to wear diapers, but what she doesn't tell you is that she prefers the ones with Winnie the Pooh pictures on them
^married Darla from the Bold and the Beautiful^
^ Milla wants to convert the world's population of men into girly boys to perform gay sex for her viewing pleasure, she plans to do this via a mixture of hypnotism and magick. The aliens think this is hilarious and set up a TV show where Milla can do such a thing with virtual human subjects. This TV show is only viewable on the planet Xartekamek in the Sierting quadrant of the Ziamire galaxy.
^ Has obviously had too many 'ludes.
^makes the best southern fried porkchops. but uses them for a wierd sexual fetish.Knows because he was the one that introduced me to said fetish.
milla had a terrible botox accident. her lips are now really thin, but her eye looks like popeye.
^Wishs he could lick Pennywise^who's to say i haven't.
^has an IQ of 194:o
^ is known for his Alvin and the Chipmunks impression ^
^Is here for revenge^
^sings thie following song in the shower...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
LOL
^sings thie following song in the shower...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
LOL
i can imagine this fella (http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnB0hQWGdI) singing it.
Wants to have sex with the hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.
H orny with irish glee.
^ Purposefully shits and pisses on the floor in public restrooms.Cos you pay me to so you can clean it up with your tongue.
^just cant stop waching xxx cartoons^
has a crush on hinata, who has a crush on naruto uzukimaki
^ Has a crush on Gaara^doesn't know that gaara dies in episode 236.has a crush on hinata, who has a crush on naruto uzukimaki
I've watched almost all of naruto through the third season starting this weekend. It's been a boring week for the most part. No homework, most of my work shifts don't start for another week.
Has never walked 500 miles total.
^Traved back in time to stop the war but when she came back she found that all she did was ended up marryed to President George W. Bush
(http://www.defenselink.mil/dodcmsshare/newsphoto/2003-02/030114-O-0000D-001_screen.jpg)
^watches the pant change with his Spice Girl binoculars^:pwned:
^dink a blibka dorf dunk.
is that the candyman?
Named his cock varmit :Phehe.
Named his cock varmit :Phehe.
^calls my cock...the ponder
^likes the Lizard King
had a vagina surgically placed in his palm.
lucky bastard.
^ace freely fucked her pussy
^fuck? teah!
Still has some previously untapped depths of perversity just waiting to be explored.^ has the ability to untap. i wonder what she has planned with that keg tap.
Who's ace?
:LMAO: That has to be one of the most bizarre rumours ever.
Set up a small business selling XXXsmall condoms after struggling to find them in the shops for himself.
Has a 'harem' of young boys locked up in his basement
are they gay? we should do that together, whaddya say? :eyebrows:? we could collect all the straight hotties too and make them gay and stuff. they'd have no female contact other than us so they'd be desperate like the greek/romans/whatever in the olden days. >:D
^made a house from cookie dough and lived in it til a ripe old age^
hmmmm B&J's chocolate chip cookie dough...
^has a dog with two asses.
^Has a dumb looking ass.is a dimb ass
^has a smart ass^is a smart ass.
^sings in the shower.
^Showers in Sing Sing, and drops the soap...^
good one. :P
^buys them^
^ dyed his hair blonde
^ wonders what he's going to do with a gun rack ^
^ had phone disconnected for non-payment after overuse of above service. :eyebrows: ^
^is planning on visiting odeon as a surprise birthday gift in his favorite outfit^
WTF is a CallawayChrist?
^died for all our sins^
^has my doll^
likes little peckers^
^is obsessed with ESPN^^Is part of the ESPN film crew in order to seek out gay sports males for masturbationary material.
^once danced the tango with Sophia Loren^
^is drinking beer^I wish. ;D
^needs to tell me if i can listen to this love line thingy online. :laugh:
(how do you know i'm not wearing knickers? :LMAO: )
^ has panties on, and a bra he pinched off a neighbour's washing line ^
^would like to enlighten us as to waht a cricket box is^
pix plz!
^is happy now and wants to post pics^
i want naked pictures of you. naked pictures of me would crumble societies and leave despair and destitution only. :(
^wants to post his pictures when he gets on his own computer^
^ is skinnydipping in the ballpit
You really are beautiful. I can't imagine how anyone would think you're ugly unless they were a snob.
^ eats coal, shits diamonds
^There was a fine preacher called Aaron,
Who lived by the Bible, and thereon
Would lecture with pleasure,
In moments of leisure,
To girls whom he chose to lie bare on.
^ uses spunk flavoured breath mints
She carries her head in a grocery bag.
She carries her head in a grocery bag.
only on wednesdays.
^Had sex with Britney Spears while she was pregnant and Kevin Federline watching.
^Walks around his backyard on stilts screaming at his neighbors.
^Fucked Charo's brains out.
^ loves making snowangles while naked
how did you know? :o
^Is the person who ate all the clues and witnesses.
:laugh:
^ Got curious and tried ginseng. Stopped making sense for days.
the main moon hasn't smoked in 11 months. :eyebrows:
^recycles religiously^
^has had his private parts touched by a virgin named Mary^
^has had his private parts touched by a virgin named Mary^
^ Thinks he's the messiah.
^speaks as though she's inhaled helium^
:laugh:
oh really? since when have gases been metals with crystalline forms?
oh really? since when have gases been metals with crystalline forms?
this is fucking hilarious. oook oook oook !
oh really? since when have gases been metals with crystalline forms?
this is fucking hilarious. oook oook oook !
no, no, bruv - crystalline structures aren't funny at all.
;)
:laugh:
my stupid what?
or do you mean "you're"?
^ Is building an Imax theater in is basement
^ is hiding 6 illegal immigrants under his bed ^
^Is happy that his efforts will be rewarded with first place in that poll instead.
Took out a massive loan on expectation of recieving his lottery winnings and only then relise that whilst his numbers were drawn he did not buy a ticket this week.
^Didn't measure up and his midget porn career was cut short.
the person below me wants to sniff my butt:laugh: :-* :orly:
^has a secret lust for Ann-Margaret.
^can't get it down
^secretly fancies Vodzy
^should have been at school but was playing cowboys & indians with friends with his old man's rifle, on a grassy knool on 23rd Nov 1963 in Dallas, when at 12.30pm Joe Di Maggio grabbed the gun, took three shots and ran off with the gun
^has cooties
^ is cooties
^ sells cootie catchers on eBay.
^Would like to be Monica Lewinsky.
I'd like to tax Raquel Welch. And I've a feeling she'd tax me.
McCain/Palin '08
Let's put a Python in the White House!
I'd like to tax Raquel Welch. And I've a feeling she'd tax me.
McCain/Palin '08
Let's put a Python in the White House!
I'd like to tax Raquel Welch. And I've a feeling she'd tax me.
McCain/Palin '08
Let's put a Python in the White House!
but I do love that avatar. Never change it!
but I do love that avatar. Never change it!
I won't. Lucifer would kill me. :P
colonic irrigation tube?
:LMAO:
^would love to irrigate flo, colonically. :smarty:
^already has the pun up his arse.
^Used to be that girl!
^Used to be that girl!
OMFG!
why didn't somebody tell me?!!
^knows that because of an extremely hot night in July. :P
How's that a useless rumour? ???
^ Has very large Telescopes that he uses to spy on Lucifer.
^'s name is an anagram.
^ has a blow-up doll with Terry Wogan's face
^ is regularly chased by leprechauns in Fatima Whitbread costumes, shrieking 'where's my fucking maintenance?'
^Found a possessed camera
^Once toured as the unofficial fifth member of KISS!
^knows that because he jacks off to the footage
^jerks off to the jonas bros
^gave head to a turkey
^ Watches porn with lots of people around and keeps asking to act out the penetration bits.
^ hates music
^ Is actually the result of a rouge mutation in the human genome. :o
Skyblue1 really wants her to be a guy.
^ is really Shirley Temple
(Sorry CBC - i'm into sherry and port, not Scotch.)
CBC and rage are drinking buddies.
^ Is about to leave the warm South to become the next governor of Alaska! :orly:dont laugh I lived outside of Anchorage from 1959 - 1964
Skyeblue1 stares at walls all day long.
CBC, Sherry and I are going to have a great time with Rage, but only if he reads this post. :party:
^^ is a laundry girl whose
favorite quote is. "laundry girls , love you long time"
Sorry Rage, we started without you. Maybe next time.
Did you hear that Rage has only 700 years to live? Poor man.
is an awesome enternainer.....go ahead...ask him
is an awesome enternainer.....go ahead...ask him
yes I have great dance movesis an awesome enternainer.....go ahead...ask him
^Is an extravagant tipper! :toporly:
booking rage now for all worthy and profitable eventsis an awesome enternainer.....go ahead...ask him
^Is my events coordinator. Want me? Make an appointment through him. :LOL:
^Is really quite strong and muscular.
^
Is afraid of Calamari dishes.
^ found my third twin sibling on this place.
^Is really Gareth Nelson's sock puppet.
^Is really Amy Nelson!
^ I actually an apostraphe.^Is really Amy Nelson!
Holy shit thats a bit below the belt :zombiefuck:
^ I actually an apostraphe.^Is really Amy Nelson!
Holy shit thats a bit below the belt :zombiefuck:
I like Amy. :)
^Is actually a bot programmed to encourage activity on I2.
^Is planning on taking control of I2 in order to coerce Odeon into sending her free food for the rest of her life.
^ has a 'Gimp' called Dave
don't you remember 'bring out the gimp' in pulp fiction
(http://thumb18.webshots.net/t/55/55/5/65/40/493756540CiCrdp_th.jpg)
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it was an american movie
don't you remember 'bring out the gimp' in pulp fiction
(http://thumb18.webshots.net/t/55/55/5/65/40/493756540CiCrdp_th.jpg)
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it was an american movie
Have only seen bits of it, didn't know about Dave. I thought you were referencing something from UK culture. :-[
don't you remember 'bring out the gimp' in pulp fiction
(http://thumb18.webshots.net/t/55/55/5/65/40/493756540CiCrdp_th.jpg)
>
>
it was an american movie
Have only seen bits of it, didn't know about Dave. I thought you were referencing something from UK culture. :-[
:lol:
Gimp is slang for a submissive in BDSM or S&M play. :thumbup:
don't you remember 'bring out the gimp' in pulp fiction
(http://thumb18.webshots.net/t/55/55/5/65/40/493756540CiCrdp_th.jpg)
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it was an american movie
Have only seen bits of it, didn't know about Dave. I thought you were referencing something from UK culture. :-[
^ I'm suing bodaccea for trying to corrupt my innocence! :angel:
couldbecousin misses the hamburgers at Wild Willies.
CBC is going to love her alligator poboy.
CBC is going to love her alligator poboy.
Queen Victoria knows how to make it so it tastes just like chicken! :2thumbsup:
^Knows that the tinfoil hat keeps my thoughts safe from the admin conspiracy. :tinfoil:
^Honestly has no idea that I found that picture on Google Images.
^Honestly has no idea that I found that picture on Google Images.
^ Doesn't realize he has just let the cat out of thebunbag! :zoinks:
^Honestly has no idea that I found that picture on Google Images.
^ Doesn't realize he has just let the cat out of thebunbag! :zoinks:
Just have to break the flow of the thread for a moment. What are you talking about?
^Honestly has no idea that I found that picture on Google Images.
^ Doesn't realize he has just let the cat out of thebunbag! :zoinks:
Just have to break the flow of the thread for a moment. What are you talking about?
I just meant that by posting that I have no idea that you found the picture on Google Images,
you "let the cat out of the bag" (told the secret.) :)
^Honestly has no idea that I found that picture on Google Images.
^ Doesn't realize he has just let the cat out of thebunbag! :zoinks:
Just have to break the flow of the thread for a moment. What are you talking about?
I just meant that by posting that I have no idea that you found the picture on Google Images,
you "let the cat out of the bag" (told the secret.) :)
That's what I mean. What secret?
^Honestly has no idea that I found that picture on Google Images.
^ Doesn't realize he has just let the cat out of thebunbag! :zoinks:
Just have to break the flow of the thread for a moment. What are you talking about?
I just meant that by posting that I have no idea that you found the picture on Google Images,
you "let the cat out of the bag" (told the secret.) :)
That's what I mean. What secret?
The secret of where the catburger picture came from.
^Attacks people for no reason, then posts pictures as his avatars.
Is secretly building a bee hive in his mustache.
^ Has had some financial reverses, may need to let the butler go and make his own tea from now on. :toporly:
^ Has had some financial reverses, may need to let the butler go and make his own tea from now on. :toporly:
Fills in for the butler as a dear friend, but still subjects me to making my own tea.
^ refused to eat today^ Has had some financial reverses, may need to let the butler go and make his own tea from now on. :toporly:
Fills in for the butler as a dear friend, but still subjects me to making my own tea.
^ Is really clueless about making tea, for being a posh Englishman and all that! :laugh:
^ refused to eat today^ Has had some financial reverses, may need to let the butler go and make his own tea from now on. :toporly:
Fills in for the butler as a dear friend, but still subjects me to making my own tea.
^ Is really clueless about making tea, for being a posh Englishman and all that! :laugh:
^secretly a gay bed wetter
^is a founder member of the Cardiff knitting and sewing circle :hahaha:
^^Has been know to cross the road while the chicken is away.
Has an obsession for checking trousers of men on traces of dribble.
^
is one of those people who has a tall pile of magazines and comics books in his toiletroom. by now, they stink. and some are all stiff with old stickyness.
^
is one of those people who has a tall pile of magazines and comics books in his toiletroom. by now, they stink. and some are all stiff with old stickyness.
^ Is just too innocent and dainty for this wicked world! :angel:
^ is related to That midget mutant guy from Notre Damme!
^has fallen out of favor with the supreme leader^Is Amy Nelson
^is Elton johns boy toy.
^has the largest collection of Liberace memorabilia on the planet.
Flings shit at Mormons who dare knock at his door.
^was once a person of interest to the FBI
^better watch her step. >:D
^better remember that's my job >:D
^must remember I have mouths to feed.
^is wearing Rumplestiltskin tights
(http://www.welovecolors.com/gift/tnft%20rumplestilskin%20ben%20(1).JPG)
^Is a crossdresser
^has an envious penis
^Hears a ticking that's not really there.
^Worries about the ticking much more than she should.
^has a spray on tan.
^She's fallen down and couldn't get up.
^ pushed the life alert button but realized the battery was dead.
^operator for life alert
^Not only the CEO of life alert, but also a customer.
^ my NSA contact.
^wears my shit on their face as a mudmask for a youthful glow :poop:
^Complained about a bad odor, not realizing it was her upper lip.
^Cleaned her bedroom. Found a rotted, open can of tuna. Ate it.
^ farted in an elevator and proudly took credit.
^ uses "convalescent home" air freshener in her home because it helps.
Needs the aid of an industrial grade belt sander to grind her toenails.
^makes rice in a bathtub. Bathes in it, then eats it.
Has 3, yes three nipples, all on one breast. None on the other.
^tweaks my nipples whenever I walk by.
^Makes me laugh to think about tweaker aliens.
^just another ass kicking american
^ wouldn't take my offer of $50,000 to marry me.
^has 50,000 pimples and hairy legs.
^ has a secret crush on vanilla ice. Ice baby.
^ back in the day was vanilla ices booty call.
When he needed bootys for his baby mamas babies, CBC darned them.
Once waited 3hours in line to get a cabbage patch doll. Got it. Doll ran away 2 days later.
^once played with click clacks.
Click clacked self.
^paints mustache on with marker.
^ does not have hair
^Holds the world record of 73 jacks in his mouth.
^Will never live down that crazy night of trick or treating.
What happened to the ginger weeble? :laugh:
^ is a real life Austin Powers impersonator.
^ remembers Strawberry Alarm clock
^peeing the bed is her alarm clock. 6am each morning.
^Eats BLTs without the T.
^has his tea pee with thecreamofsonmeyoungguy.
^was on TWA flight 800.
^the #1, #2.
^ is, right now, smearing his naked torso with custard :zoinks:
^ratted out a friend to keep from going to jail.
^baked me a cake with a file in it. My fingernails looked beautiful.
^penis is an innie.
^Can't touch this.
^ touched it anyway
^ posted film online at I^2
^ she was so cute^ posted film online at I^2
^ Posted film on his own youtube channel. :zoinks:
^ she was so cute^ posted film online at I^2
^ Posted film on his own youtube channel. :zoinks:
^of her :cbc:^ she was so cute^ posted film online at I^2
^ Posted film on his own youtube channel. :zoinks:
^ He is going to get so many views on his channel! :laugh:
^ secretly has the hots for Batman
^ secretly has the hots for Batman
^ Is the secret daughter of Alfred the butler :toporly:
^ Throws the snails she finds in her own garden over the fence into the garden of her neighbour.
(haha, what she doesn't know is that said neighbour does the same thing as well (in return))
(silly, really)
^ Has a trampoline in her living room (with a grandeuriously high ceiling) and does amazing jumping tricks on it almost every night.
^invited over to play
Fell off trampoline.
Hit head.
Sued.
Not allowed over anymore.
^ lawyer who chased the ambulance
^ is ignoring my post and just piggy backed over me :'(
^was married to David Koresh
^ shark whisperer :shark:
^ Will never admit to enjoying my delicious soup.
^ one time in college...we never talk about college.
^Lord CuntingtonIII estranged niece.
^ knows who Lord Cuntington is
^ Secretly fears pooping. Hides her phobia behind a facade of poo love.
^ Secretly fears pooping. Hides her phobia behind a facade of poo love.
:GA: Busted!
^built a highly realistic effigy of George W Bush from discarded crisp packets
^Meant to vote for George W Bush but spelt it wrong and ended up voting for George Burns.
^Still doesn't know the difference between chips and crisps. :hahaha:
^ expert at spotting different types of trees from quite a long way away
^fluent in gibberish
^was, back in the day, the president of the Olson Twins fan club.
^in shape. Round is a shape. Weebles wobbles.
^is loved and adored by gajillions.
^Still owns cassette tapes.
^Knows what an oompa loompa is
^ has so much insight into people
^thinks Snowden is an NSA watchword.
^once found Clarence Thomas pubic hairs on a can of coke.
^once found Clarence Thomas pubic hairs on a can of coke.^ former beauty pageant runner-up after Miss Congeniality, the lovely and talented Miss Understood! XD
(How do you pretend to be Canadian? My Canadian acquaintance sounds like she is from the midwest like myself.)
^ breeds prize-winning weevils
(How do you pretend to be Canadian? My Canadian acquaintance sounds like she is from the midwest like myself.)
^trying to bring dancer leggings and cut off sweatshirts (ala flash dance) back into style.^ watches Flash Dance daily
^Flashes daily!^trying to bring dancer leggings and cut off sweatshirts (ala flash dance) back into style.^ watches Flash Dance daily
^Flashes daily!^trying to bring dancer leggings and cut off sweatshirts (ala flash dance) back into style.^ watches Flash Dance daily
^Totally trusts me.
^knows when I take up an interest I become obsessed. Bought stock in Vaseline. Watching the dividends roll in.
^Believes in equality. Happy DOMA was over turned.
^is edward snowden
^ wearing a towel and a smile
^ swings through the trees with the greatest of easeWearing nothing but a loin cloth
^ conceived the jingle: have a nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie....from Nabisco.
^is to the right of newt Gingrich.
^has not changed her sheets in 19 months....and counting.
Has been licked many times.
Drinks beer from a glass he holds with his feet.
Tried beer once. Never stopped wobbling.
Does not reject me, even though I cannot wobble right. A twoo fwend indeed :green:
^Will teach me the lost art of wobbling. :happydance:
Is privy to my secret Identity.
Forgets that Africanized anything is terrifying :o
Has nun-chucks, but is afraid to use them.
Drank the kool-aid at Jonestown. Survived.
^dances gangnam style
^knows better, but does it anyway.
^lobbied EOD to have jibba-kazillion (her PPD average) added as a real, defined number.
Pleased with me. Wanted to give me jibba-kazillion plusses.
^sarah plain look alike
^sarah plain look alike
^ Totally voting for Palin in 2020. :autism:
^ Is campaigning himself, with the bear in his sig as his running mate! :yarly:
^ Is campaigning himself, with the bear in his sig as his running mate! :yarly:
:orly:
Likes miniatures.
^ once took the Hershey's Chocolate Factory Tour, snuck away and ate 10 pounds of kisses.
Jealous that I'm heading to Las Vegas.
^doesnt know the casinos are climate controlled.
^ needs a cold shower...
And a dirty dirty tit wank!
^ pussay galore!^ knows pussy
^ doesnt know a mulligan
^ best pickup line with the ladies:
Tug on my penis once if you want to have sex, tug on it 100 times if you don't.
^ Was the stand-in stunt-woman for Angela Jolie in 'Tomb Raider'.
^ stows away hoping to swipe fabulous riches
^shoots at cans for target practice:
AmeriCANS
mexiCANS
afriCANS
And his favorite, puerto riCANS
^€£¥ thinks these are valueless.
^ Abandoned me in chat. :(
^ how the fuck did you find out^ :laugh:
^Who's there?
Unfortunately, it's a European cow, so it's not patriotic for America. :(Nothing unfortunate about the :hyke:
^is Toby.
^ has developed a new flavor of ice cream at work: mudpie. It has a distinct earthy flavor.
^treats secrets like a scientific discovery
^doesnt know that I can check ip addresses against other members that used the same IP address.^treats secrets like a scientific discovery
^Hasn't even considered that he might now actually know who Cuntington really is.
^Still not getting it.^never have. Never will. Get some.
Is a Death Eater.^Can appreciate the raptor.
^Is white trash (southpark reference)^Requests braille menus for teh lulz.
^Is white trash (southpark reference)^Requests braille menus for teh lulz.
^ Maybe if we build a large, wooden badger...
^Knows about Semicolon's hobby.^Semicolon's hobby.
^ Used that book to annoy a cat.
^eats vagina
^ belches constantly
^ Is afraid of KFC.
^ Is sick of sitting in the egg carton while all of the other Weebles become delicious scrambled eggs. :cbc:
^ Is wobbling around I2, spreading good cheer. :snowman:
^ Mrs. Claus :santa:
^ Is under my thumb.
^ Didn't notice that I came from AFF. :hahaha:
^ Doesn't remember many of the lyrics because she :beer: and :stoned: while :headphones: to :rock:. :headbang:
^Won't let me travel under the seat instead.
Doesn't know themself!
^ Prefers the :tx: smiley to all others.
^ Prefers the :tx: smiley to all others.
How the fuck would you know that about me?
^Makes leggo cars illegal in her country.
^ Prefers the :tx: smiley to all others.
How the fuck would you know that about me?
It was a lucky guess. :)
le to my whip
Jack was an extra in Clueless.
DirtDawg also likes :dawg:. ;)
^Thinks me smashing in my kilt.
^Thinks men have more than one pipe under their kilts.
^ Has had small babies jump out of his box.^nicknamed the double entendre.
^Stars in the move Goldmember^Has watched the movie Goldmember 244 times.
^ has eleven fingers and 13 toes
^Is actually a comma splice
^Enjoys his afternoon ginger beer with a cat named Ginger^Prefers Marry Anne over Ginger.
^ Wears sunglasses at night.
^ Is impressed by my tusks. :M^exaggerates the size of his tusks.
^ Has a job sweeping the floor at Europe's best all-male revue.
^ Has a job sweeping the floor at Europe's best all-male revue.
^ Has desperately auditioned 37 times for a part in Europe's best all-male revue. :hahaha:
^His lip reading skills aren't up to par either.
^ Doesn't wipe.
^Knows where chicken fingers come from.
^Knows where chicken fingers come from.
A store near me was actually selling chicken PAWS earlier this year. Very, Very strange.
^Is really a whale
^ was named by the local Indian tribe, "Legs in the air".
^ disappeared down his GF's hole. :LOL:^Disappeared up his own arse.
Maybe he disappeared up his own arse
^Believes all small animals to be marmots.
^Is that grizzly bear.^Ignores public postings of: Do Not Feed the Bears.
^Has a collection of stolen traffic cones. :zoinks:
^Changes the subject whenever someone talks about sex
Changes sex whenever someone talks.
^has a shocking large collection of string beads in various colours
Does not know this phoenix happens to be female.
^ Inspired the random creepy clown craze. :trollface:
^ Inspired the random creepy clown craze. :trollface:
^Tallest weeble in the world. :zoinks:
^Part of a Mormon polygamist family. :orly:
Wears hats to hide her messy hair.
^Can't figure out Christmas is over. :zoinks:
Collects farts in Tupperware
Collects farts in Tupperware
Farts in tupperware. :M :P
^Pickle Pudding Pants :zoinks:
^Implanted me with an RFID chip. :orly:
^ started a KitKat Museum, but it had to close down, because she ate all the exhibits
I think that one is more of a true story vs a useless rumour :laugh:^ started a KitKat Museum, but it had to close down, because she ate all the exhibits
:laugh: !
^Sings to his socks at night.:LMAO:
^ So sweet, she gives me cavities. :orly:
^Shares the wisdom of Confucius with strangers while standing in queue. :orly:Lies ! barefaced Lies! It was the widom of Lao Tzu. Kung Fu Tze is just a smug, grandiose, attention-loving homile manufacturer . Pfft.
^Is in charge of Ivanka Trump's Outfits... was the recent whistleblower indicating that the products were shitty, and not worth selling.
^lost his drawers in a mosh pit and didn't know it until the video hit YouTube
Actually is passionate about Chihuahua dogs
^secretly lives off tinned pilchards and rice pudding straight from the can
^secretly lives off tinned pilchards and rice pudding straight from the can
^Has discovered the secret to immortality, but refuses to use or share it because of the principle of the matter. :zoinks:
^^ He's not Genesis, he is Revelations. :GA: :GA: :GA:
^ drinks frosty jacks in the bins behind lidl
^Wears sandals to show off their expensive toe rings. :zoinks:
He was Henry the 8th in his past life.
^ keeps a secondary stash for emergencies :poo:
^^ rumour has it that he kidnapped Donald Trump. You brave soul. :viking:
^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses
^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses
^is the world's foremost authority on Barbie dolls
^Original designer of the mankini. :zoinks:
^ is banned from movie theatres for constantly making shadow puppets and blocking the screen
^Wears XXS-size t-shirts^his real name is Jimmy O'Dean
^Misuses supepowe to make the lette unponounceable to piates as a pank.Fixed. Arrrrrrrr :evillaugh:
^ Started a YouTube channel for reviewing brands of mayonnaise.