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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #75 on: August 17, 2007, 08:51:20 PM »
DD knows this because he was tailing her the whole time she was there.

In his Frank N Furter outfit.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #76 on: August 17, 2007, 08:56:26 PM »
eclair is actually a gay man.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #77 on: August 17, 2007, 09:21:29 PM »
That's why McJ stalks me.  He's hoping I have a stalk myself.

Which reminds me, McJ often walks around the house buck naked wearing nothing but red lipstick and his hair in piggy tails.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #78 on: August 17, 2007, 09:29:51 PM »
this is true.  but you forgot to mention the high heels.

and eclair plays with her moobs at the bus stop....oblivious to the pedestrians walking by.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #79 on: August 17, 2007, 09:31:03 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 09:21:29 PM
That's why McJ stalks me.  He's hoping I have a stalk myself.

Which reminds me, McJ often walks around the house buck naked wearing nothing but red lipstick and his hair in piggy tails.

that sounds yummy

McJ invented electricity.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #80 on: August 17, 2007, 09:32:10 PM »
Bork invented the MMF sandwich.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #81 on: August 17, 2007, 09:34:17 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on August 17, 2007, 02:26:45 PM
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my thinking, maybe I accidentally ingested a small quantity of dairy or wheat products.

maybe you ate some fairy products instead. :laugh:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2007, 09:35:04 PM »
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:32:10 PM
Bork invented the MMF sandwich.

what the hell is that?

McJ likes to fly a kite at night.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #83 on: August 17, 2007, 09:37:08 PM »
Milla also walks around the house naked, but with a plastic light sabre, shreiking Luke, I am your fucking father, you ungrateful sister fucking bitch.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2007, 09:39:34 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :plus:

Eclair likes to eat eclairs naked and watch Benny & Joon with Spokane Girl.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2007, 09:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 09:35:04 PM
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:32:10 PM
Bork invented the MMF sandwich.

what the hell is that?

McJ likes to fly a kite at night.
it is a male, male, female s ex act.

borks clit is seven inches long.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #86 on: August 17, 2007, 09:44:14 PM »
McJagger is gay and overcompensating. His marriage is also for show.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2007, 09:45:12 PM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 17, 2007, 09:44:14 PM
McJagger is gay and overcompensating. His marriage is also for show.
carla has fantasies about gay sex with me and her.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #88 on: August 17, 2007, 09:45:52 PM »
SupernaturalDork is actually McJ's twin brother Hank McJagger.

McJ has the hots for him.

Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:41:28 PM
Quote from: Bork on August 17, 2007, 09:35:04 PM
Quote from: McFonzy on August 17, 2007, 09:32:10 PM
Bork invented the MMF sandwich.

what the hell is that?

McJ likes to fly a kite at night.
it is a male, male, female s ex act.

i figured. :laugh:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2007, 09:47:38 PM »
bork was a majorette.  and onetime, at bandcamp, she made love to her baton.
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