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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #630 on: August 28, 2007, 08:13:08 PM »
^had some dietary issues going on back then
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #631 on: August 28, 2007, 08:14:59 PM »
^sleep on a bed of nails^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #632 on: August 28, 2007, 08:17:19 PM »
^penis is the size of a two penny nail.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #633 on: August 28, 2007, 08:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on August 28, 2007, 07:16:29 PM
^Is here for revenge^

not at all!

sincerely not!
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #634 on: August 28, 2007, 08:19:16 PM »
^is calandale
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #635 on: August 28, 2007, 08:24:58 PM »
^sings thie following song in the shower...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

LOL
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #636 on: August 28, 2007, 08:27:14 PM »
^sleeps with a blanky^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #637 on: August 28, 2007, 08:30:53 PM »
^is being paid for sticking up for me^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #638 on: August 28, 2007, 08:48:07 PM »
^once cheated on Spokane with Bellevue.^


Quote from: kubricksrevenge on August 28, 2007, 08:24:58 PM
^sings thie following song in the shower...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

LOL


i can imagine singing it.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2007, 08:55:37 PM by Pennywise »
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #639 on: August 28, 2007, 08:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Pennywise on August 28, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: kubricksrevenge on August 28, 2007, 08:24:58 PM
^sings thie following song in the shower...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

LOL


i can imagine singing it.

You're very close, it's Monty Python.

Nice to see Jeeves & Wooster again!
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #640 on: August 28, 2007, 08:58:59 PM »
indeed, sir. :P

oh yeah, and... ^wears a tuba as a dress^
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #641 on: August 28, 2007, 09:02:32 PM »
^recites Robert De Niro monologues in the bathroom mirror^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #642 on: August 28, 2007, 09:03:16 PM »
^wear nothen at all and loves showing off her body^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #643 on: August 28, 2007, 09:23:56 PM »
^plays woodwind instruments solely with his own flatulence
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #644 on: August 28, 2007, 09:30:49 PM »
^is so small he has to ride the kidy rides at the state fair^
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