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Offline Alex179

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #495 on: August 26, 2007, 01:02:25 AM »
^ Has actual stalagtites and stalagmites of cum deposits formed inside of his stomach.   These are due to many years of semen swallowing from various species.   Hehe judges not, all of god's creatures are free to use his mouth and stomach as their own cum depository.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #496 on: August 26, 2007, 01:03:43 AM »
Hehe is a known cattle rapist in the Ziamire galaxy. Alex is a hypocritical intergalactic cattle rape patroller and nemesis of Hehe.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #497 on: August 26, 2007, 01:11:44 AM »
^ Shapeshifts into cattle in the Ziamire galaxy and watches the other space cattle get raped by both Alex and Hehe, unfortunately she got caught up in the mess and was impregnated by Hehe.   Milla now is faced with having a baby made by Hehe, wisely she aborts the child and eats the fetus.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #498 on: August 26, 2007, 01:13:32 AM »
^ was the fetus
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #499 on: August 26, 2007, 01:17:50 AM »
^ate the placenta because is a fanatic fan of Tom Cruise^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #500 on: August 26, 2007, 01:29:12 AM »
^ Killed Hehe and fed his corpse to the great Wyrm at the of the Canyon of Yarbagiox.   She then was overcome with remorse over eating Alex as her fetus and commited self immolation.   She did not mourn the loss of Hehe as he was an unapologietic galactic cow rapist.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #501 on: August 26, 2007, 02:23:35 AM »
as opposed to Alex, the apologetic cow rapist.

Alex then pulled a Phoenix and rose from the ashes of poop that was him as a fetus that Milla had burned so he could rise.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #502 on: August 26, 2007, 02:35:04 AM »
^ Gave the freshly risen Alex two chocolate chip cookies for him to munch on.    Milla then laughed at Alex as the cookies contained something that made Alex teleport back to earth to his mundane existence in Florida.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #503 on: August 26, 2007, 02:39:07 AM »
^tried to build a teleport machine but lacked the knowhow, decided to google for teleport cookie recipe online and made teleport cookies and teleported to Ziamire to be with Milla, the love of his life^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #504 on: August 26, 2007, 02:41:49 AM »
^ Found a way to grow high grade cannabis on Ziamire in massive quantities in a shorter harvest time than the usual 90 days.   This started an intergalactic business selling high grade cannabis to the universe.   Teleportation obviously was the method of delivery as the recipe online found by Alex could be modified to include cannabis.   
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #505 on: August 26, 2007, 02:56:31 AM »
teleport cannabis cookies soon became illegal as people started recklessly teleporting while high, which created a new law against Teleporting While High aka TWH. people who committed TWH were fed to bears on the Bearoid Planet in Ziamire, in the Quadrant Furritoid'x 7. Alex was accused of TWH by Hehe's unresting spirit. Alex managed to escape the claws of the law and fled to the Galaxy Ãœbahnix where he became a formula 1000000 driver and crashed his car into a tree, and spent a month in the hospital on planet Zovitrax.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #506 on: August 26, 2007, 03:07:05 AM »
^ With the help of a hospitalized Alex found a way to teleport cannabis without putting it inside of cookies.   This renewed the cannabis teleportation movement.   The entire universe was flooded with a massive supply of cannabis that has no ceiling as far as maximum high goes.   Everyone on planets who had residents who ordered said cannabis was baked beyond belief, if not from smoking themselves then from secondhand inhalation.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #507 on: August 26, 2007, 03:18:31 AM »
everything would have gone fine but Alex decided to become a great prophet of cannabis and told tall tales of the gods Canna and Bis over pints of Guinness and claimed to be their son herculean style, a semi-human, because Bis had cheated on Canna.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #508 on: August 26, 2007, 03:45:28 AM »
^ Has obviously had too many 'ludes.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #509 on: August 26, 2007, 04:11:17 AM »
Loves birds a little bit too much.
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