Awful lot of time you spend with us over 40, Squiddy.
It's nice to mock those who are closer to death than me.
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
He worships us and prays that one day he will be half as cool as we are. ![Thumbs Up :thumbup:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/icon_thumbs_up.gif)
Who uses the word "cool" anymore?
I thought narcissism was a "young" thing anyway?
![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
Squiddy's secretly an over 40.
Notice how much he knows about the batteries on mobility scooters?
![Santa :santa:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/santa2.gif)
My now deceased grandmother had a mobility scooter due to arthiritis in her legs , I would visit her a lot with my mother when I was out of school due to my mother being her primary carer.
He's even trying to copy our wrinkles by living under the sea.
Sorry , I swear by moisturiser to avoid wrinkles and any other blemishes.
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)