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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2008, 06:41:38 AM »
Oh that's easy to figure.
Step 1. Think of a "posh female"  --->>> Too easy...........Th Queen
Step 2. Imagine her naked and horny.....
Step 3. Imagine.......OMFG!!!  :drool:  :yikes:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2008, 11:03:52 AM »
er, not exactly what i was thinking of, les, m'darlin'.

what i meant was, if a posh wank for a bloke is using a condom, what's a posh wank for a female?  putting on opera gloves first?

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2008, 11:46:31 AM »
Yes I'm sorry. I don't know where I was going there.....except for places I really don't want to go. I won't be able to ever look at her image without giggling maniacally.  :hahaha:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2008, 11:53:23 AM »
They do make condoms for women today too.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2008, 02:33:03 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on August 08, 2008, 11:53:23 AM
They do make condoms for women today too.

oh kevv, please do not mention femidoms.  if anyone could actually feel like having sex after:

a)  the shenanigans involved in getting them in place;
b)  the sheer hideousity of the damn things; and
c)  the bizarre noise they make when they're in plcae, let alone what they must feel like (an empty packet of crisps, i am reliably informed)

then they have more staying power than anyone could possibly have without exploding.

even the staff in GUM clinics crack up over them.  :laugh:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2008, 02:35:20 PM »
Is it that bad. :lol:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2008, 02:36:20 PM »
yep.  i strongly advise you to get hold of one, next time you need a really good laugh.  :laugh:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2008, 02:38:38 PM »
Okay I'll go find one. :plus:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2008, 02:46:40 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on August 08, 2008, 02:38:38 PM
Okay I'll go find one. :plus:

report back - i'd love to know what you think!  :LMAO:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2008, 02:50:25 PM »
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2008, 02:53:12 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 02:50:25 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D

you want a femidom?  i can substitute a dustbin liner, if you like - i doubt you'd notice the difference.

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2008, 02:56:14 PM »
Oh wait I got find someone to use it on. :o ;D
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2008, 02:57:25 PM »
Female condoms, no thanks to that.  Too much margin for error.  It wouldn't make a difference either way as far as pleasure goes overall, you still have a layer of latex between you and your partner.   I would rather trust myself to put on the condom, as I have gotten used to doing so correctly.  
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2008, 03:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 02:50:25 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D

you want a femidom?  i can substitute a dustbin liner, if you like - i doubt you'd notice the difference.

:LMAO:

:laugh:

No, I just want to hear Kevv about Kevv finding out.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2008, 04:04:51 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 03:01:24 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 02:50:25 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D

you want a femidom?  i can substitute a dustbin liner, if you like - i doubt you'd notice the difference.

:LMAO:

:laugh:

No, I just want to hear Kevv about Kevv finding out.

They look and sound like sandwich bags!   ::)  Not from personal experience, but, from what I saw on a tv show one day that touted them years ago.   ::)
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