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Offline ApotheosisIV

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2008, 01:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 01:34:25 PM
should i start worrying now, or save it for later?
save it for later, a long time later. The worrying I mean.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2008, 04:45:20 PM »
i read and i obey, master.  :worship:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2008, 04:59:58 PM »
No condoms....why? 

A) I got a vasectomy 15 years ago.

B) Married 17 1/2 years and have never slept with any other woman or man in all that time.  In fact I have slept with only one woman in the past 23 years....my wife.

C) Had no STD's  before marrying and since my wife is not carrying an STD.  It's all good. 

 ::)
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2008, 05:00:07 PM »
This is a very strange thread.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2008, 05:23:34 PM »
There are a lot of strange threads on this forum ;)
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2008, 05:24:24 PM »
Spokane Girl seems to have multiplied...

Or heres hoping, Spokane has had an earthquake and split into 2...  :evillaugh:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2008, 05:48:42 PM »
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2008, 07:55:44 PM »
Wow even Luci acts stupid too.  :lol:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2008, 08:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on August 07, 2008, 07:55:44 PM
Wow even Luci acts stupid too.  :lol:
:laugh:
Sorry to break the news - but you don't have a monoploy on stupidity.

yes - i spelled it wrong on purpose
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2008, 08:32:39 PM »
Why?

So that I can have another thing to dust?  ::)

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2008, 08:49:40 PM »
I do have condoms in My home.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2008, 09:55:58 PM »
Oh yes, I am the vending machine. I find them at work (unused) and bring them home. Plus they have been given to me too by another co worker who found them in one of the checked out rooms. But we don't even use them. I guess I hoard them.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2008, 09:59:06 PM »
I had a posh wank with a condom in 2005.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2008, 02:57:30 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on August 07, 2008, 08:32:39 PM
Why?

So that I can have another thing to dust?  ::)



:laugh:

dusting?  what is this strange concept?  :hide:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2008, 02:58:23 AM »
Quote from: BATMAN2.1 on August 07, 2008, 09:59:06 PM
I had a posh wank with a condom in 2005.

"posh wank"!

:LMAO:   :plus:

kosmo, you are on rare form recently.  is it the opium?  ;)

actually, though, what would be a posh wank for a female?  (i.e., me).
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