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Offline Lucifer

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do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« on: August 07, 2008, 10:36:15 AM »
well?  and if not, why not?
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 10:38:23 AM »
Why? Condoms are no fun, except when you cum in them and let the girl drink the cum from them. 8)
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 10:43:19 AM »
so pedestrian...   ::)

but you didn't vote - get onto it, man!
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 10:45:50 AM »
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 10:47:54 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:45:50 AM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)

ATM?  you stick your knob in and money comes out?  how fucking cool is that?!  :woohoo:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 10:49:03 AM »
I didn't mean that kind of ATM. 8)
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 10:52:37 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:49:03 AM
I didn't mean that kind of ATM. 8)

no!  really?!

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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 10:57:16 AM »
No. I don't need them.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 11:09:08 AM »
I do not require condoms for safe sex because I do not feel any threat of disease.

I do not require condoms for birth control because I am chemically infertile.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 11:14:08 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:45:50 AM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)

ATM?  you stick your knob in and money comes out?  how fucking cool is that?!  :woohoo:

Money comes out, but not in a good way...  They're also known as girlfriends or significant others; you stick your knob in and your bank account gets emptied.
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 01:09:10 PM »
Quote from: Peter on August 07, 2008, 11:14:08 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:45:50 AM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)

ATM?  you stick your knob in and money comes out?  how fucking cool is that?!  :woohoo:

Money comes out, but not in a good way...  They're also known as girlfriends or significant others; you stick your knob in and your bank account gets emptied.

:laugh:

no good to me, then: i haven't got a penis.  well, not attached to me, anyway...   8)

but fuck me, aren't people taking this thread a little seriously?  :rofl:
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 01:10:11 PM »
It's a very serious issue
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 01:12:27 PM »
Quote from: BATMAN2.1 on August 07, 2008, 01:10:11 PM
It's a very serious issue

as serious as pay phones?
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2008, 01:27:45 PM »
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Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2008, 01:34:25 PM »
should i start worrying now, or save it for later?
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